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  • @2012wyvern
    @2012wyvern 11 років тому +173

    In Soviet Russia the bass slaps you

  • @gamingtutor4575
    @gamingtutor4575 6 років тому +70

    Haha, This never gets old. I love how the band needs to quickly disassociate themselves with the guitarist on stage by giving him a good old slap LOL.

  • @thomasjeeh
    @thomasjeeh 11 років тому +57

    love how the bassplayer attacks him with his instrument

  • @mirandawrigth
    @mirandawrigth 11 років тому +230

    In Soviet Russia guitar plays you

    • @Thebigdog_1984
      @Thebigdog_1984 11 років тому +2

      in whole world soviet russia joke not funny - not even on the family guy episode "there's something about paulie"

    • @Notinserviceij
      @Notinserviceij 10 років тому +2

      ITW84 39 to your 1 like mate!

    • @lespauldisciple3349
      @lespauldisciple3349 5 років тому +1

      If Russian guitars are as good as Russian shoes and Russian cars, then I feel sorry for them.
      #FENDERSTRATOCASTER

  • @deltablues1957
    @deltablues1957 7 років тому +7

    The amplified feedback from the guitar after he gets slapped echo's the sound that's ringing in his head from the slap. Now that's some funny shit!!!

  • @3219993
    @3219993 10 років тому +185

    not just a guitarist fail but a BAND FAIL!!!!

    • @kasyaneightyfive3110
      @kasyaneightyfive3110 9 років тому +1

      +travis bickle Idiots! I am Russian, but i don't know that band! I know other band Coliseum kolizei net!

    • @crazeeunklekevin9961
      @crazeeunklekevin9961 5 років тому +18

      The drummer and bass was pretty good compared to the singer/guitar player

    • @aryanghimire9316
      @aryanghimire9316 4 роки тому +7

      The drummer and bassist were good

    • @DontCare-wy7fz
      @DontCare-wy7fz 3 роки тому

      Fuck to the band. fail

    • @adamszwarc8398
      @adamszwarc8398 2 роки тому

      (laughs manic)

  • @aaabbbccc1939
    @aaabbbccc1939 Рік тому +59

    I did some digging on the guitarist that got hit by the singer. They were a Russian band named "Coliseum", but the changed it to «Ближнее Небо» (The Closest Sky). They got a new singer and guitarist, but the bassist and drummer are all still the same. Apparently the guitarist got high or drunk and was confusing notes, hence the frustration from all the other band mates.
    Recently, the drummer has died (drowned) and is confirmed. And it seems the band broke up.
    how the song is supposed to sound: ua-cam.com/video/EnHaSAS8qAA/v-deo.html

    • @mrsnoo86
      @mrsnoo86 Рік тому +11

      dude who are with this detailed information lmao? 🤣🤣

    • @danteonkhu1669
      @danteonkhu1669 Рік тому +1

      @aaabbb ccc, wow thanks for this, man!

    • @RichardGarcia93
      @RichardGarcia93 Рік тому

      Thank you!

    • @artexius
      @artexius 6 місяців тому +6

      Did some digging? bro you found the lore 😭

    • @ramirovargas8745
      @ramirovargas8745 3 місяці тому +1

      Bro, you're part of the 0.1% of ppl who make internet great.

  • @brianburke808
    @brianburke808 8 років тому +63

    I can't stop watching this, so I wrote a haiku:
    You sure you know this?
    We could just send you the tabs.
    Ok, if you're sure.
    I call it "Prelude to a bitchslap"

    • @danteonkhu1669
      @danteonkhu1669 Рік тому +1

      @brian burke, I'd have called it "haiku'd have played it better"

  • @jhjustice4all
    @jhjustice4all 11 років тому +82

    okay, he fucked up. but for the singer to walk off stage then come back and hit him was just unacceptable.

    • @lollipop84858
      @lollipop84858 4 місяці тому +4

      Maybe you should fly over there and stand up for his honor

  • @irritatedmushroom2
    @irritatedmushroom2 2 роки тому +19

    When the singer gets a better sound out of the guitar than the guitarist does.

  • @ignatpetrenko2184
    @ignatpetrenko2184 9 років тому +86

    Not quite my tempo

  • @valiokeys
    @valiokeys 9 років тому +9

    Oh god, that guitarist is not just bad...the guy is poisonously bad. But that sound at 0:53 tho....PRICELESS!

  • @SasquatchLegend
    @SasquatchLegend 12 років тому +19

    The chord his guitar played when he got smacked was three times as better as what he actually played

  • @Mordekev
    @Mordekev 10 років тому +115

    The singer not even good. He try to hide his own shame

  • @eazybe1
    @eazybe1 11 років тому +75

    Is this on iTunes yet?

  • @LunticSoul
    @LunticSoul 4 місяці тому +4

    In any case, thanks to that guitarist they became as famous as their songs did not achieve

  • @abdaloser
    @abdaloser 14 років тому +8

    I love the slap with the comic 'clung...' of the guitar!

  • @Kelkat66
    @Kelkat66 3 роки тому +6

    This is why you should never miss band practice...

  • @oh515
    @oh515 5 років тому +2

    It would be forgotten if the vocalist and bassist didn't react like this. Now Coliseum will be remembered like this :D

  • @Cajun-it3yf
    @Cajun-it3yf 11 років тому +110

    Russian version of Kirk Hammett!

    • @MrMatthiasSchneider
      @MrMatthiasSchneider 10 років тому

      Haha!

    • @ZykoCS
      @ZykoCS 10 років тому +4

      Only thing is that Kirk "The Ripper" Hammett is kick ass

    • @MrMatthiasSchneider
      @MrMatthiasSchneider 10 років тому +1

      MaxzpyroP He's horrible. There's a video on here somewhere where he's at a guitar center trying to play his own songs, and he can't because he's a really bad guitar player by professional standards.

    • @MrMatthiasSchneider
      @MrMatthiasSchneider 9 років тому

      +Taya Roberts Kirk Hammett fucking BLOWS. He might have been ill? What kind of nonsense is that? He might be the luckiest rock musician in the world. He probably has pictures of James Hetfield molesting children or something, because otherwise there is no justification for such a poor player being in arguably the world's biggest metal band. p.s. You know NOTHING about guitar playing, as you obviously can't tell the difference between a good player and a bad one.

    • @MrMatthiasSchneider
      @MrMatthiasSchneider 9 років тому

      ***** Jesus CHRIST you are an imbecile. And clearly a tone-deaf imbecile at that.

  • @juniwilliams
    @juniwilliams 13 років тому +7

    i like how the bassist adds his two cents by trying to smash he's bass guitar on the guitarists head, lol.

  • @gewittervonwahrheit5032
    @gewittervonwahrheit5032 8 місяців тому +1

    Did some research on russian language websites. Apparently this song is called Звезда Полынь or “wormwood star” and it’s on spotify. The band’s name is Колизей or “Coliseum”. The bassist did a brief interview where he said the guitarist was drunk and suffering from heat exaustion (and even went to the hospital after). This is from 2007 at a festival the bassist had put together, the band was broken up but just got together for this one performance (lol).

  • @guchgucniy
    @guchgucniy 13 років тому +9

    Парень, наверное, был готов провалиться сквозь землю от стыда

  • @vilram60rus99
    @vilram60rus99 2 роки тому +1

    0:55 "You're fucking dead, James".

  • @lou5368
    @lou5368 5 років тому +5

    if he was also wearing sun glasses this wouldn't have happened

  • @jokermtb
    @jokermtb 10 років тому +16

    I don't understand why the guitar guy is called a 'fail'. Seems he was the only one who wanted to play, and the band quit on him - and slapped him up. Hope he found some other guys to play with instead of those wankers.

  • @MayankT
    @MayankT 10 років тому +40

    I feel sorry for the the whole band except the guitarist.
    Because they have no idea what it takes to be a true musician. They lack tolerance,
    are impulsive and insensitive. Guys if you are reading this please know that you might
    become successful, but you will never become musicians. It takes more than playing music.
    The guy with guitar has it, because he made mistakes and he took the beating from you.
    He knows where he is lacking unlike you. There is no way that you guys wouldn't have known about his poor skills during rehearsal. For sure u knew you are gambling with this guitarist, which is to say his making those mistakes shouldn't be a surprise to you. I really hope you get it back from some one in future when you make your mistakes. Cheers.

    • @fairsonance
      @fairsonance 10 років тому +1

      successful? lol, maybe in another space and time

    • @tr4ckedshot883
      @tr4ckedshot883 10 років тому

      fairsonance Depends on what you think Success means. Its true. Billie Joe Amstrong (green day) is not actually a musician. He plays music and has been successful. And also, music is not about money. It is about humilty, happiness, human simplicity, etc.

    • @fairsonance
      @fairsonance 10 років тому

      TRACKED SHOT I totally agree

    • @DMSProduktions
      @DMSProduktions 8 років тому +3

      Well, to be fair, they ARE Russian!

  • @FranzKamikaze
    @FranzKamikaze 2 місяці тому

    Every now and then I come back to watch this 😂

  • @francescoc2782
    @francescoc2782 9 років тому +60

    that solo is perfect. The band suck!

  • @skylinux24
    @skylinux24 11 років тому +12

    Ahh...They need to spend more time practicing, a lot more time.

    • @0801075001
      @0801075001 4 роки тому

      yes they did great in 2012 under the new name
      ua-cam.com/video/EnHaSAS8qAA/v-deo.html

  • @Nodicus
    @Nodicus 13 років тому +3

    We don't know the whole story. He may have been given plenty of chance to learn the stuff but just couldn't be bothered to, while everyone else practiced and learned their stuff

  • @ockomonnick1319
    @ockomonnick1319 3 місяці тому +2

    Warum fällt den Jungs jetzt erst auf das der Typ nichts drauf hat?

  • @ProjektImpWorld
    @ProjektImpWorld 7 років тому +4

    actually i have to agree that their guitarist is at fault by missed a chord several times but lol guys you dont need to slap him like that, just leave the stage is enough lol

  • @ishogunronin6626
    @ishogunronin6626 8 років тому +37

    lol - anyone got tabs?

    • @ctyuang
      @ctyuang 7 років тому +18

      You sure you want it? The tab ends with a slap across the face.

    • @651324
      @651324 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Q0HA9SCjjKw/v-deo.html

  • @STY_D
    @STY_D 3 роки тому

    Punch line in this video is feed back sound and the wheeze!🤣

  • @leandrusi4533
    @leandrusi4533 7 років тому +1

    I suspect they're not hating and hiting him for just that solo or that one song, not even for that gig alone....

  • @totallygames
    @totallygames 13 років тому

    @rockymountainsunrise That's an old saying which goes hand in hand with old music. I play bass for newer genres of music, and I'm a musician on other instruments besides bass (5 of which are orchestral instruments). I know it would be stupid doing tapping and chords on a bass, but my point was that it would be harder to do.

  • @LokeshThakur
    @LokeshThakur 5 років тому

    lol the sound the guitar makes when the guy gets slapped is hilarious.

  • @flaviobatera
    @flaviobatera 11 років тому +4

    russos, sempre nos presenteando com os melhores vídeos...

  • @poppyboiXCIX
    @poppyboiXCIX 10 місяців тому

    0:52 to 0:58 sounded really good! best part of the performance.

  • @KreischerDan
    @KreischerDan 11 років тому +5

    Poor guy couldn't find even what key they were playing in! Crust! -Dude should've been able to watch the bass a minute and at least find the tonic and riffed off that. That he kept putting sour as shit notes was awful! The leads you can kinda excuse (lots of fucked up notes in leads all the time-) but trying to make up rhythm off-key like that - yeah, he deserved to be slapped!

    • @mikeabraham9047
      @mikeabraham9047 11 років тому +2

      Not really. If you go around slapping your band member in front of an audience. No one can take you seriously as a musician anymore. Should've apologised and got him replaced.

    • @KreischerDan
      @KreischerDan 11 років тому +1

      Yeah I know- but it's rock, and drummers are nutz anyway, that bass player is a punk- he didn't get shanked or something busted over his head, so he'll be okay (if he supposedly can usually play the set he's obviously too fucked up to remember how, and probably isn't going to remember getting slapped) -But I agree, the slapping part was very un professional

    • @mikeabraham9047
      @mikeabraham9047 11 років тому

      Daniel Kreischer But then again, it is Russia lol...or somewhere in that part of the world. I do actually listen to good Russian metal bands.

  • @Pazaluz
    @Pazaluz Рік тому

    Even when failing badly people will give you an applause for the effort 😆

  • @Frank15672
    @Frank15672 12 років тому +1

    haha ... good reference ... his parents met during this song. This slap was necessary for saving the universe

  • @CheBellaTelevisione
    @CheBellaTelevisione 3 роки тому +1

    We laugh but we’ve all been there. On either end.

  • @reniisgod
    @reniisgod 14 років тому +1

    This guy is fucking legendary...he must of woke up that morning in a improvisational mood...im going to show the world what im like! Epic failure

  • @Ultima2876
    @Ultima2876 13 років тому

    @Michau142 He uses a few techniques that they haven't come up with tab notation for yet.

  • @Electricspaceodyssey
    @Electricspaceodyssey 13 років тому +1

    The fact that the dude hit the guita rplayer in the head is shitty in itself - reminds me of this one jimmy fellow I know. ; ) - At least the dude is on the stage trying and stuff ; Many folks I know don't even have the balls to even approach a stage let alone play on one. Props to the guitar player.

  • @24opium24
    @24opium24 13 років тому +1

    it just keeps geting funnier every time i watch it..

  • @cursedswordsman
    @cursedswordsman 13 років тому

    @HPKfilms I too am a fan of the compositions of the artist known as Little Wayne.

  • @mattsalazar1563
    @mattsalazar1563 10 років тому +1

    guitarists is like "this one goes to 11" the singer is like "no!"

  • @homelessathome
    @homelessathome 12 років тому +2

    to play guitar in "Coliseum" is one of the world's most dangerous jobs.

  • @aschule5684
    @aschule5684 3 місяці тому

    Someone here mentioned researching this and the guitar player was drunk and suffering from heat exhaustion and went to the hospital for help after the fact but, my personal feelings are you never publicly humiliate someone like that. I don't care what the guy did wrong wait and address it later.

  • @chodelee1049
    @chodelee1049 10 років тому +2

    lol the dude coming at him with the bass.

  • @HalonXPR
    @HalonXPR 11 років тому +1

    that's a new guitar technique right there!! the slap twang!! sick sound!!

  • @jstarr9099
    @jstarr9099 4 роки тому +2

    After Journey.....Steve Perry tried his hand on the guitar...and that was all!!

  • @fuckmygeneration
    @fuckmygeneration 13 років тому

    @Brugar18 being drunk actualy improves most guitarists skills
    it relaxes you wich makes you less tense, therefore you play smoother and better
    source:experience,and witnessing

  • @joshfraley8019
    @joshfraley8019 3 роки тому

    The guitarist who got a fresh one was the best part.

  • @kizonni
    @kizonni 5 років тому +5

    When that singer slaps the guitarist, it sounds pretty much like a snare drum on "St. Anger" album. :) :)

  • @Reofrax
    @Reofrax 10 років тому +15

    the solo sounds... like it could have potential though.

    • @thefatass500
      @thefatass500 9 років тому +4

      Stephen Kinn I agree. That's why I'm trying to figure out what this song is.

    • @lou5368
      @lou5368 5 років тому

      like potentially shitty?

  • @_NotEnoughMana
    @_NotEnoughMana 13 років тому

    I cracked as soon as I saw the vocalist with his face getting ready to slap the guy! hahaha!

  • @SwT31
    @SwT31 13 років тому

    That guitar brought a tear to my eye. =') it brought tears from laughter when he got slapped. LOL

  • @tastyfish4890
    @tastyfish4890 8 років тому +9

    It's just music why did he hit him ? Everyone does mistakes and his actions was very rude .

  • @bensteelemusic
    @bensteelemusic 12 років тому

    I love how they all storm off... it's not like they're any better than he is

  • @totallygames
    @totallygames 13 років тому

    @rockymountainsunrise Not many, but there's still some (the ones who aren't lazy). The truth is that bass is a harder instrument, it's just that most bass players are lazy or un-talented, giving it a reputation for being easy. If you disagree, imagine playing an insane finger picking, sweep picking, crazy tapping solo on guitar. Now imagine trying to play it on bass. No, it just doesn't happen.

  • @МаксашДворак
    @МаксашДворак 10 років тому +9

    Бля, такое грустное видео на самом деле(

  • @latvans
    @latvans 13 років тому +1

    @daplap123
    The percussionist, at least, held the tempo :D

  • @irenrecords
    @irenrecords 10 років тому +3

    Не за фуй парня напи...ли.Он им рекламу сделал.Пиар на весь мир.817 тысяч просмотров.Ни у одной нашей звезды нет столько просмотров.В любом городе им будут рады.Гитрист завнрнул так завернул в космической тональности.

    • @juberthbaton2937
      @juberthbaton2937 7 років тому

      its bad why you slap him? ur ruder with ur band partner and the to the people,,u must have forgive those having mistake with ur band it s just a music ,,lol

  • @PIlotrcm
    @PIlotrcm 12 років тому +1

    What's interesting is that he slaps the guitarist and the guitar in one move.

  • @MartinTang1
    @MartinTang1 13 років тому

    That mullet went flying!!!

  • @CoolHatManFilms
    @CoolHatManFilms 11 років тому

    jeez, it looks like they handed him a guitar and told him to play, like he's never done it before. poor guy.

  • @JorgenGeesink
    @JorgenGeesink 13 років тому

    @PanosGuitarHero I agree there was no just cause for violence. Did any of those boys noticed anything during practise ? or did he do it on purpose ?? no questions... no answers... that's how it goes in this business. you accept it and move on. maybe that is lesson number 3...

  • @schybba
    @schybba 11 років тому +1

    And they actually get an applause at the end.

  • @Michau142
    @Michau142 13 років тому +1

    Any tabs fo this amazing solo?

  • @32spitzer
    @32spitzer 13 років тому

    0:53.."YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!! FUCKING CLASSIC!

  • @316Ambo
    @316Ambo 8 років тому +7

    Practice makes perfect

  • @Kirkthelerk
    @Kirkthelerk 13 років тому +1

    What really happened when Marty Mcfly played that show

  • @scotttrainor5660
    @scotttrainor5660 5 місяців тому

    How did they get threw rehearsal? Omg!!

  • @gabvendramini
    @gabvendramini 13 років тому

    Looks like someone have been missing the rehearsals...

  • @ArjanMeijer-HIT
    @ArjanMeijer-HIT 13 років тому

    now THIS IS rock and roll

  • @YouWastesTube
    @YouWastesTube 9 років тому

    I like it the way it is. I want to do a montage with it.

  • @harveyscottz
    @harveyscottz 12 років тому

    That facepalm really hurts! ouch...

  • @grandfunkable
    @grandfunkable 12 років тому +1

    I love how calm the russians talk at 0:59

  • @yllierutube
    @yllierutube 13 років тому

    sounded like he was going for a santana type solo like in "europa" or something like that.

  • @DMSProduktions
    @DMSProduktions 8 років тому +3

    Ochen durak gitarrista! Dolbyob! LOL!
    OR, as Russian dash cammers would say: BLYAT!

  • @taylorhardiemusic
    @taylorhardiemusic 12 років тому

    Just show that the crowd will cheer for anything.

  • @artexius
    @artexius 6 місяців тому

    yoy know its serious when the bassist gets mad

  • @hal9000utube
    @hal9000utube 2 роки тому +1

    intanto con questa gaffe sono passati alla storia. ahah

  • @andrewaitken5538
    @andrewaitken5538 5 місяців тому

    Francis Rossi got nothing to worry about

  • @christiandarchez7337
    @christiandarchez7337 Рік тому

    Casi 15 años después descubro que cantaban en ruso XD

  • @FasterMobionline
    @FasterMobionline 11 років тому

    lmao what a box he got in the end

  • @gitarnoob
    @gitarnoob 7 років тому

    He try to play thrash metal because he picked up dissonance intervals.
    Kirk Hammet plays role of Russian gutarist not bad, but he was failed on his thrash metal dissonance intervals.

  • @m.e.8153
    @m.e.8153 7 місяців тому +3

    Actually the whole band is a fail...

  • @jstarr9099
    @jstarr9099 4 роки тому

    All four of them were taking solos at the same time. Guitar hero was clearly the winner!!!

  • @tvrath
    @tvrath 13 років тому +1

    haha, nice chemistry between bandmates ;D

  • @BrockHagen
    @BrockHagen 6 місяців тому

    Not just the guitarist either.

  • @microbemic
    @microbemic 11 років тому

    I just realised I also have the high pinched laugh today

  • @hornmagma
    @hornmagma 12 років тому +1

    guitar god of improvisation

  • @EpicHighTimeShow
    @EpicHighTimeShow 11 років тому

    When one person sounds bad, the band sounds bad. Practice makes perfect guys.

  • @dietcoca-colaun-litcigaret9046
    @dietcoca-colaun-litcigaret9046 11 років тому

    Bass player looks like the bass player in the SNL more cowbell skit

  • @mnave27
    @mnave27 11 років тому

    If the singer hit me like that the guitar would become a mace really quick