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  • @oxksie
    @oxksie 5 років тому +25105

    They all sound like they’re trying to hit a word count for an essay

  • @pocketrocket00
    @pocketrocket00 4 роки тому +28650

    “I love a little blanket for my neck” ... a scarf?

  • @ameliorated
    @ameliorated 3 роки тому +7149

    I love how that third person said she loved the bottle but then was surprised by the noise, never used it before clearly

    • @MarioMVasilev
      @MarioMVasilev 3 роки тому +268

      she also said they just gave it to her

    • @cherrypeach2
      @cherrypeach2 3 роки тому +75

      I think she meant as in, how it looks

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 2 роки тому +3

      @@MarioMVasilev when there was one already in the shot

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 2 роки тому +19

      In her defense most water bottles don't whistle unless there is a problem with the straw

    • @ameliorated
      @ameliorated 2 роки тому +3

      @@Truecrimeresearcher224 but you'd know if there was an issue if you used it enough to love it right ?

  • @luvs4sh
    @luvs4sh 4 роки тому +6569

    the first girl was like “i better get paid double”

    • @purplellama4174
      @purplellama4174 4 роки тому +31

      Try searching Marina Joyce

    • @mrselfdestruct7605
      @mrselfdestruct7605 4 роки тому +76

      @@purplellama4174 the hostage conspiracy that was proven false doesn't really negate this guy's comment

    • @mei5957
      @mei5957 4 роки тому +7

      Aww ur pfp 🥺

    • @jezebel574
      @jezebel574 4 роки тому +2

      @@mei5957 awe your profile 😏

    • @mei5957
      @mei5957 4 роки тому

      @@jezebel574 hehe

  • @milkyway6812
    @milkyway6812 4 роки тому +23153

    "this video is sponsored by coldest"
    Coldest: *whistle notes that even Ariana can't hit*

    • @DRXSSYOUUP
      @DRXSSYOUUP 4 роки тому +426

      notes even higher than Mariahs imagine being that iconic of a Whistler 😍😍

    • @magn_oliaa
      @magn_oliaa 4 роки тому +137

      I deadass laughed at this for a solid minute-💀

    • @irinafms
      @irinafms 4 роки тому +67

      You mean Mariah in her prime, Ariana's good but she just doesn't compare

    • @cupidream9702
      @cupidream9702 4 роки тому +67

      irinafms omg just take the joke no need to bring Mariah into this 💀

    • @mgsgamer8340
      @mgsgamer8340 4 роки тому +6

      YUHHHHHHHHHH

  • @evrsincee
    @evrsincee 4 роки тому +45058

    “This video is sponsored by coldest”
    Coldest: EEEEE

    • @peachchim113
      @peachchim113 4 роки тому +637

      U CRACKED ME OMG LMAOOOOO

    • @evgenykureyko1221
      @evgenykureyko1221 4 роки тому +285

      Me tooo, cant stop laughing 😭😭

    • @oop4993
      @oop4993 4 роки тому +249

      LMAO WHILE I READING THIS COMMENT, I WAS AT THE PART WHERE NIK WAS DRINKING FROM HIS COLDEST BOTTLE-

    • @lizabee
      @lizabee 4 роки тому +312

      For real imagine your water screaming at you every time you drank 😭😭😭

    • @ronafriat
      @ronafriat 4 роки тому +51

      NOOOOO OMG 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @amerlad
    @amerlad 3 роки тому +12085

    fun fact: the bottle squeals only when its disgusted by the drinker's mouth.

    • @only1613
      @only1613 3 роки тому +345

      Or it tells everyone in the vicinity that you are drinking water idk

    • @cuso4blue
      @cuso4blue 3 роки тому +355

      it's like a cry for help that look, I'm in some random hooman's mouth, get me outta here pls

    • @random_meta
      @random_meta 3 роки тому +9

      lmao

    • @rebeccaspratling2865
      @rebeccaspratling2865 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @loujainehellali6883
      @loujainehellali6883 3 роки тому +28

      Or when she senses that the drinker is virgin.

  • @orchidforpresident
    @orchidforpresident 4 роки тому +54307

    Hats off to The Coldest for designing the world’s first water bottle that doubles as a rape whistle.

    • @rynsaccount
      @rynsaccount 4 роки тому +2961

      me what a unique product!!

    • @1sonia
      @1sonia 4 роки тому +237

      Lol

    • @Noone-mf9sx
      @Noone-mf9sx 4 роки тому +4403

      me: *getting dragged away by a strange person* wait can i drink a bit of water first?

    • @flour5070
      @flour5070 4 роки тому +162

      HAHAHAH

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 4 роки тому +436

      Multifunctional!

  • @lucija5354
    @lucija5354 5 років тому +41333

    That first girl looks like she’s being held hostage by that company

  • @helixtropium6269
    @helixtropium6269 5 років тому +3683

    "Oh i love a little blanket for my neck"
    Isn't that just a scarf...

    • @luisevers9030
      @luisevers9030 5 років тому +53

      black moon NOOO IT CALLED LITTLE BLANKET FOR NECK

    • @rxe997
      @rxe997 5 років тому +19

      black moon Trisha’s an *intellectual*

    • @backy6943
      @backy6943 5 років тому

      I think it is a blanket, she just put it around her neck and called a neck blanket 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 роки тому +40252

    I legit thought the first girl was being sarcastic or doing a sketch.

    • @smsmsmsmsmsm
      @smsmsmsmsmsm 3 роки тому +2722

      Nah that’s just marina Joyce lmao... she had so many conspiracy videos a few years back ahah

    • @Pikachu-qr4yb
      @Pikachu-qr4yb 3 роки тому +2892

      @@smsmsmsmsmsm her facial expressions are a conspiracy theory

    • @amy_marjani0324
      @amy_marjani0324 3 роки тому +329

      Skit not sketch

    • @stephanie2061
      @stephanie2061 3 роки тому +519

      she been through it a little probably , poor baby . hope shes good

    • @schlongersaurus
      @schlongersaurus 3 роки тому +84

      @@amy_marjani0324 what's the difference

  • @camille6873
    @camille6873 4 роки тому +14049

    Trisha Paytas explaining the circle necklace is the deepest, most profound thing I ever watched. Wow.

  • @Emanymph
    @Emanymph 4 роки тому +16989

    The first girl literally sounds like she’s reading a script

    • @ShawnFX
      @ShawnFX 4 роки тому +312

      Looks like she got kidnapped AGAIN

    • @urgurljulesl9986
      @urgurljulesl9986 4 роки тому +85

      Omg was that actually marina joyce holy I kept second guessing myself

    • @username888
      @username888 4 роки тому +165

      im pretty sure she had a history with drugs and she’s schizophrenic so she talks like shes being held hostage

    • @nakamotorskrskrvroom8038
      @nakamotorskrskrvroom8038 4 роки тому +41

      More like forgetting the speech you prepared for the class and trying to get through that 5 min limit

    • @jimb.errrrrr
      @jimb.errrrrr 4 роки тому +3

      Love your profile pic! Toilet shitters unite!

  • @sereneaura9924
    @sereneaura9924 5 років тому +9123

    No one:
    Marina: “I love this so much! This is so much fun!” *Smiles nervously*

    • @riley-xq6fc
      @riley-xq6fc 5 років тому +192

      the company of the brushes are holding her hostage

    •  5 років тому +82

      Wow, so it really is her, i thought it looked like her but she looks really different than last time i saw her around the alien cult new age whatever thing lmao what happened?

    • @kimmytaehyungiee517
      @kimmytaehyungiee517 5 років тому +11

      What happened to her nose?

    • @sdoaiza
      @sdoaiza 5 років тому +5

      @ yeah her eyes look... smaller?

  • @hopeschannel
    @hopeschannel 5 років тому +17494

    imagine taking out your coldest water bottle in the middle of a test and just hearing a LOUD ASS WHISTLE

    • @Bl0dyGore
      @Bl0dyGore 5 років тому +303

      I'd feel bad for that person

    • @eggyes3340
      @eggyes3340 4 роки тому +77

      That’s happened to my friend before but not with that same water bottle brand

    • @Demons972
      @Demons972 4 роки тому +32

      *Pumped up kicks starts playing*

    • @noyes1973
      @noyes1973 4 роки тому +5

      hope that happens with my simple modern waterbottle all the time in the middle of class

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 4 роки тому +1

      Cant imagine since im not in school anymore, but i guess it would be awkward.

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 роки тому +21782

    COLDEST WHISTLE ®

  • @boomikamuraliii
    @boomikamuraliii 4 роки тому +4407

    The coldest water bottles were literally made for ATHLETES idek wtf they were thinking about sponsoring mukbangers💀💀

    • @danim9780
      @danim9780 4 роки тому +181

      The literal opposite

    • @MrKrypt
      @MrKrypt 4 роки тому +639

      Do you ever stop somewhere to drink your water after a nice run and then the water bottle just goes eeeeee

    • @xox_teamp2289
      @xox_teamp2289 4 роки тому +9

      @smarts tru doe

    • @kelle494
      @kelle494 4 роки тому +14

      smarts you have smarts

    • @YuiFunami
      @YuiFunami 4 роки тому +4

      bc these gluttons probably get more views than athlete channels

  • @audriiiiii
    @audriiiiii 4 роки тому +16238

    when he said "shhh" to the waterbottle AHBIFEBIDH

    • @amanatrai2248
      @amanatrai2248 4 роки тому +97

      IKKKKK II CRRIIEEEDDS

    • @chellymurphy
      @chellymurphy 4 роки тому +122

      Ikr 😂 even they were surprised lmao

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 4 роки тому +84

      The person who made this complication deserves a reward.
      “How convenient”
      “Oh, a new sound” 😂😂 Dry Humour at perfection

    • @gangwarilydrummond
      @gangwarilydrummond 4 роки тому +19

      0:50

    • @aiqau4419
      @aiqau4419 4 роки тому +5

      IKR IM CRYINGGG

  • @vannahgrace8939
    @vannahgrace8939 5 років тому +13747

    no one:
    the first girl: T H I S I S S O F U N

    • @aliceanderson483
      @aliceanderson483 5 років тому +124

      It was like she was held at gun point

    • @cordeliacarstairs2796
      @cordeliacarstairs2796 5 років тому +87

      Isn't that Marina Joyce 😂

    • @vannahgrace8939
      @vannahgrace8939 5 років тому +8

      round chicken i think so..😭😭

    • @mat4156
      @mat4156 5 років тому +22

      She is Marina joyce do u remember her?

    • @vannahgrace8939
      @vannahgrace8939 5 років тому +17

      Matilde Henriques ofc i do. remember when everyone thought she was being kidnapped 😭

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 роки тому +5559

    *"Infinity and never-ending, I feel that should be everything in life."*
    and I thought I had problems dealing with loss

  • @LaPupettamoretta
    @LaPupettamoretta 5 років тому +3048

    "BLANKET FOR MY NECK"
    I've been using the word SCARF the wrong way my entire life.

    • @PO1S0N-1
      @PO1S0N-1 5 років тому +9

      Lmao

    • @CornishClan
      @CornishClan 5 років тому +11

      Literally came to the comment section for this!! 😂 😂

    • @megr86
      @megr86 5 років тому +6

      THIS HAD ME ROLLING! Hahahaha🤣

    • @ripopperz2916
      @ripopperz2916 5 років тому +9

      What neck?

    • @empressofslavs8783
      @empressofslavs8783 5 років тому +1

      Sara Bloody she said shawl in the beginning

  • @phatasticmeemo
    @phatasticmeemo 4 роки тому +7579

    These are almost as bad as those commercials with celebrities advertising for mobile games.

    • @rickysengupta6446
      @rickysengupta6446 4 роки тому +223

      wOw I cAn pLaY MuLtIpLaYeR
      DoWnLoAd LoRdS MoBiLe

    • @ddvroyale
      @ddvroyale 4 роки тому +11

      @@rickysengupta6446 omg excactly

    • @angelogregorio2475
      @angelogregorio2475 4 роки тому +97

      Coin Master?

    • @angelogregorio2475
      @angelogregorio2475 4 роки тому +44

      lmao they rlly out here thinking people make coin master a bonding activity, like its legit a mobile game

    • @novaexx6587
      @novaexx6587 4 роки тому +21

      I'm getting AFK arena so much during these last few days.. >.> especially one with a girl that fake yells "OMGG it is sooo cuuuuuuuute" while customizing the character XD

  • @lily.9280
    @lily.9280 4 роки тому +25644

    "I love a little blanket for my neck"
    A scarf, Trisha..
    It's called a scarf-

    • @yonsubae
      @yonsubae 4 роки тому +124

      😭😭

    • @kenadielise7780
      @kenadielise7780 4 роки тому +720

      I died at that lemme go buy some neck blankets

    • @Pikelet12
      @Pikelet12 4 роки тому +277

      To be fair, it’s a big fucking scarf

    • @aaliyah1191
      @aaliyah1191 4 роки тому +196

      @@Pikelet12 nonetheless, still a scarf

    • @helenh4867
      @helenh4867 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂

  • @thepowerlies
    @thepowerlies 3 роки тому +11163

    The first girl actually seems like she is mocking the product rather than advertising it

    • @trishmagenta883
      @trishmagenta883 3 роки тому +408

      She's just a weirdo

    • @ih7048
      @ih7048 3 роки тому +648

      As a weirdo we don't claim her

    • @trishmagenta883
      @trishmagenta883 3 роки тому +87

      @@ih7048 She's a different kind of weirdo. She's a psycho weirdo lol

    • @ggb123_17
      @ggb123_17 3 роки тому +258

      Either that or she's trying really hard to be exciting but it isn't working

    • @luna-il2pw
      @luna-il2pw 3 роки тому +871

      @@ggb123_17 yall are clearly too young to remember marina joyce when a whole conspiracy theory around her blew up years ago....

  • @slaymemoonbyul4361
    @slaymemoonbyul4361 5 років тому +30184

    Imagine trying to drink water at the library and it just goes *SCREEEE*

    • @user-cm6vx4im2s
      @user-cm6vx4im2s 5 років тому +168

      Slay me Moonbyul your profile pic is GOLD

    • @cassxgn6862
      @cassxgn6862 5 років тому +60

      i am reminded of solar's dolphin laugh-

    • @cassxgn6862
      @cassxgn6862 5 років тому +9

      @Moonbyul Kimie HONEY it's solar who has that laughhh

    • @shrutis
      @shrutis 5 років тому +2

      @@cassxgn6862 I KNOW RIGHT?!?

    • @streamgirlsnight
      @streamgirlsnight 5 років тому +5

      MAMAMOoOOOOoO

  • @softerhaze
    @softerhaze 5 років тому +20853

    What instrument do u play?
    Me: oh, um, the coldest water bottle

  • @melamber2646
    @melamber2646 4 роки тому +7675

    This makes me feel like The Coldest is a troll to show how sponsored people act when sponsored

    • @sejan8812
      @sejan8812 4 роки тому +339

      Mel G loll. Like the time that guy sent influencers a “moon rock”

    • @Th3Siam
      @Th3Siam 4 роки тому +17

      @@sejan8812 I remember that 😆😆😆

    • @0utrunner237
      @0utrunner237 4 роки тому +24

      h0mie you might be on to something.
      I L L U M I N A T I confirmed.

    • @joseescobar2076
      @joseescobar2076 4 роки тому +1

      .

    • @sevay
      @sevay 4 роки тому +1

      RaDD C true 👁

  • @davidkonevky7372
    @davidkonevky7372 3 роки тому +6599

    The water bottle hitting notes higher than Ariana Grande

  • @itslael472
    @itslael472 5 років тому +2653

    Someone in band: do you play and instrument?
    Me: yes, it's the coldest

  • @laineyreese7613
    @laineyreese7613 4 роки тому +8441

    imagine this; it's like 3 in the morning, everyone in your home is asleep, you reach for your water bottle and take a nice *SCREAMING* long *SCREAMING* drink *SCREAMING* thereby waking everyone up all because you were thirsty. no thanks nick

    • @sluvvr
      @sluvvr 4 роки тому +8

      Hahaha

    • @beyoncebop198
      @beyoncebop198 4 роки тому +1

      so funnt

    • @e13r97
      @e13r97 4 роки тому +1

      @@beyoncebop198 *funny

    • @e13r97
      @e13r97 4 роки тому

      @@beyoncebop198 lol

    • @beyoncebop198
      @beyoncebop198 4 роки тому +2

      @@e13r97 do you want a cookie?

  • @lvri5535
    @lvri5535 4 роки тому +43322

    who tf would want a bottle that goes *sQUeeE* everytime you sip it

    • @Rrougenoir
      @Rrougenoir 4 роки тому +3287

      Honestly my dumbass would love that

    • @ANNA-fg3rz
      @ANNA-fg3rz 4 роки тому +1061

      •Fuzzy beautiful sunshine nugget• same 😂😂 it would provide entertainment

    • @thebaIding
      @thebaIding 4 роки тому +1002

      Why wouldn't you? You can play a song while drinking water.

    • @diyaganapathy155
      @diyaganapathy155 4 роки тому +348

      the girl in the dork diaries

    • @alexandriaj6315
      @alexandriaj6315 4 роки тому +20

      💀💀💀

  • @SYocte
    @SYocte 3 роки тому +1739

    “Coldest Waterbottle”
    *makes sounds like water getting boiled in a kettle*

  • @bri-kt4ww
    @bri-kt4ww 5 років тому +3311

    the first girls nose is literally an entire different color from her actual skin tone- i-

    • @itsyaboiblackdragon4958
      @itsyaboiblackdragon4958 5 років тому +18

      I cannot unsee this now

    • @fartyfat6539
      @fartyfat6539 5 років тому +3

      kinda like wario

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 5 років тому +4

      brianna “I-?” I think you forgot to finish your sentence.

    • @krstne444
      @krstne444 5 років тому +10

      yammmit that‘s a reaction these days

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 5 років тому +10

      Kristine Wörner I’ve never seen that before. There are so many weird new trends I have no idea about, and most of them involve improper English.

  • @pussydestroyer888
    @pussydestroyer888 4 роки тому +9558

    Waterbottle: hisses
    Nikacado avatrash: hisses back

    • @giuliad223
      @giuliad223 4 роки тому +105

      This cracked me up

    • @MagicUnicrnYT
      @MagicUnicrnYT 4 роки тому +4

      XD

    • @lily.9280
      @lily.9280 3 роки тому +4

      Lmaooo

    • @bellecwy
      @bellecwy 3 роки тому +4

      💀💀💀

    • @az6604
      @az6604 3 роки тому +13

      hey. ur joke's funny, u consider nick trash, ur an army, i hear ur username as jin says it
      What else can I ask for???

  • @wandercookie
    @wandercookie 3 роки тому +34040

    The first one looked like a parody but wasn't..

  • @bananache4793
    @bananache4793 3 роки тому +531

    “this is the coldest water bottle!”
    the water bottle: 🚨🚨🚨

  • @stockng1129
    @stockng1129 4 роки тому +3690

    “so i’m just gonna be explaining a little about the brushes”
    *heeHEE*

    • @dearfeena
      @dearfeena 4 роки тому +7

      its michael jackson heEheE

    • @makayla6956
      @makayla6956 4 роки тому

      omg the suhyun pfp

  • @galaxygamer1499
    @galaxygamer1499 4 роки тому +6903

    “I love a blanket for my neck”
    👁 👄 👁
    *its called a scarf*

  • @nzileawesomesause4065
    @nzileawesomesause4065 5 років тому +10120

    "I love a little blanket for my neck!"
    Me: A sCaRf???,,,,

  • @DJisAwesome
    @DJisAwesome 3 роки тому +147

    The first girl is shouting because she's trying convince herself more than us that those brushes are sooooo great

  • @musicalman1995
    @musicalman1995 4 роки тому +14450

    The Coldest looks like the worst product ever made. What a fail.

    • @bellmiokozlov2659
      @bellmiokozlov2659 4 роки тому +211

      musicalman1995 It sounds so

    • @ainsliebruh
      @ainsliebruh 4 роки тому +761

      my aunt has it. once she poured it into a glass for me and it’s the same temp as regular iced water. it’s so loud too..

    • @teencrisis4750
      @teencrisis4750 4 роки тому +127

      ainxlie it’s just supposed to keep it could for a long time

    • @huckit9430
      @huckit9430 4 роки тому +12

      ainxlie stupid idiot to keep it cold longer

    • @huckit9430
      @huckit9430 4 роки тому +8

      Sheena JIANG I’d much rather go get a razor blade 🪒 no I don’t use It for shaving I use it for saving my self from the stress and tension

  • @galaxy_chan9961
    @galaxy_chan9961 4 роки тому +53276

    Imagine drinking the coldest water bottle in the middle of a quiet school test

    • @user-bb9qt8mi8p
      @user-bb9qt8mi8p 4 роки тому +802

      LMAOOO

    • @jou.z7952
      @jou.z7952 4 роки тому +1847

      My worst nightmare 💀💀

    • @nadwieee
      @nadwieee 4 роки тому +3193

      everything was quiet. For oh so long. In the middle of my final exam, I heard a scream, a cry or shrill of an existential shriek of sadness and pure power. I turned back, and so did the rest of the class. I saw stupid jimmy drinking from a flask with bold words that read cOlDeST WaTeR bOtTlE and I never in my life wanted to cry from confusion and fear. The coldest water bottle, my enemy.

    • @jou.z7952
      @jou.z7952 4 роки тому +413

      @@nadwieee OSISJWJJSJSSJJXHSUAUWJSJSKSKSJNSSJSJJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJWJNWSHSYAHSHSJSJS AMEN TO THAT SIS💀💀💀💀

    • @Orxy
      @Orxy 4 роки тому +342

      PLSSSSSSS NOW I WANT TO BUY THE COLDEST WATER

  • @elena-wr8mc
    @elena-wr8mc 5 років тому +18006

    the first girl looks like she’s being held captive

    • @Streifchen-fu9vj
      @Streifchen-fu9vj 5 років тому +1103

      Elena Joo I thought we are over this 😂

    • @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE
      @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE 5 років тому +989

      I mean.. it is Marina Joyce 🤣😂🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @sumayaali273
      @sumayaali273 5 років тому +512

      @@Streifchen-fu9vj oh shit now I'm getting flashbacks of 2016(I think that's when it happend) but people thought she was kidnapped or something

    • @gabvomitoporraihul2265
      @gabvomitoporraihul2265 5 років тому +352

      aw shit here we go again...

    • @RyderL2002
      @RyderL2002 5 років тому +62

      Marina joyce was being held abductive by her boyfriend
      Dont r/wooosh me I know you're joking lol

  • @speaknowstan13
    @speaknowstan13 Рік тому +156

    trisha explaining about circle is like when i'm writing nonsense in my essays to reach the word limit💀

    • @liddylou9912312342
      @liddylou9912312342 Рік тому +1

      nah shes just done acid before so she knows the meaning of ouroboros

  • @lunaticdelrey5263
    @lunaticdelrey5263 5 років тому +2873

    1965: *”there will be flying cars in 2019”*
    2019: * whistling water bottles *

    • @v_l_a_k6886
      @v_l_a_k6886 5 років тому +6

      2 in 1

    • @Eli-in9bq
      @Eli-in9bq 5 років тому +2

      There are flying cars already, be original..?

  • @dgjevukaj1887
    @dgjevukaj1887 5 років тому +8437

    Why the coldest water bottle sound like iron man charging up his hand blasters?

  • @user-sc9rb6ct6x
    @user-sc9rb6ct6x 5 років тому +6362

    Scarf: *existing*
    Trisha: A lItTle bLanKeT FoR mY NeCk

    • @DzIsOne
      @DzIsOne 5 років тому +112

      scarf: *aM i A jOkE tO yOu?*

    • @squishybee6333
      @squishybee6333 5 років тому +5

      😂😂

    • @joelfernandez354
      @joelfernandez354 5 років тому +2

      Literally not funny

    • @kyodkuzen
      @kyodkuzen 5 років тому +4

      Joel Fernandez kind of is

    • @DzIsOne
      @DzIsOne 5 років тому +2

      Joel Fernandez literally nobody asked you

  • @anchuto
    @anchuto 3 роки тому +426

    I can’t believe I just willingly watched almost 4 minutes of ads.

  • @zz7733
    @zz7733 4 роки тому +12541

    Necklace: ---O---
    Trisha: OMG! That is **ssstunning**

  • @leylahayden3887
    @leylahayden3887 5 років тому +1796

    “Omg I love a little blanket for my neck”
    Also called: a scarf

    • @reyrey5259
      @reyrey5259 5 років тому +2

      I jus got to that part and the fact that its Trisha😂

  • @Goldenxbih
    @Goldenxbih 3 роки тому +9465

    I love how when it makes noise they don’t address it 💀

    • @lunix3259
      @lunix3259 3 роки тому +283

      SHHHH

    • @noneisallminussome371
      @noneisallminussome371 3 роки тому +217

      If they address it, the sponsor goes

    • @flowersx7251
      @flowersx7251 3 роки тому +104

      And whenever it makes less noise they just pretend like «oh, this is soo delicious, it has never been loud at all🥰🥳»

    • @doggoadexx2680
      @doggoadexx2680 2 роки тому +42

      It’s sponsored, they have to like it.

    • @Amelia-pj6bm
      @Amelia-pj6bm 2 роки тому +46

      I was thinking the same thing… 💀 Like so awkward how they just make a weird face, puts it down, drinks again and the same thing happens again. I was like “😬😬😬” 😂😭💀

  • @laureldreams
    @laureldreams 3 роки тому +399

    You know you’re old when nobody knows Marina Joyce 😭

    • @h0rriphic
      @h0rriphic 3 роки тому +37

      You know you’re even older when you didn’t remember you knew Marina Joyce until reading the above comment and remembering ya do.

    • @UwU-s3b
      @UwU-s3b 3 роки тому +5

      Honestly I forgot her name 😭

    • @Cleanwhitebeige95
      @Cleanwhitebeige95 3 роки тому +6

      She still does horrible and tacky make up whyyy

    • @laureldreams
      @laureldreams 3 роки тому +22

      @@Cleanwhitebeige95 i reached the conclusion that she is just a really awkward person especially when she is on camera

    • @Llvargas57
      @Llvargas57 3 роки тому +2

      @@h0rriphic when I saw her I thought “I know I know her but I don’t know her name” and then saw this comment and I was like yes right! Marina Joyce!

  • @edgarrazo9681
    @edgarrazo9681 4 роки тому +8978

    I'd be screaming like that bottle too if Nickocado touched me

  • @AmericanPie72
    @AmericanPie72 5 років тому +5387

    Teacher: what instrument do you play?
    Nick: The coldest water bottle

  • @starofwockzz
    @starofwockzz 5 років тому +9260

    Everyone: Scarf
    Literally Everyone:Scarf
    Trisha Paytas: blanket for my neck

    • @Pppp-yf4lj
      @Pppp-yf4lj 5 років тому +112

      i want a noose around my neck

    • @Anne-xm9sf
      @Anne-xm9sf 5 років тому +5

      It made me so angry, when she said That
      I can't ...

    • @c1nnamorollin
      @c1nnamorollin 5 років тому +1

      Pp pp yikes

    • @jerboa4090
      @jerboa4090 5 років тому +15

      @@Pppp-yf4lj hey can you like not please?

    • @winnermatt1180
      @winnermatt1180 5 років тому +2

      I didn’t think scarf whoops

  • @spaaciee6494
    @spaaciee6494 3 роки тому +256

    TRISHA SAYING “I ALWAYS WONDERED IF LOBSTER WAS VEGAN” SEENNTT ME

  • @adriannagallo4479
    @adriannagallo4479 5 років тому +12510

    *Me in class having a lil drink of water*
    My Waterbottle: SCREEEEEEE

    • @ebee1249
      @ebee1249 5 років тому +286

      Imagine sipping that in class. 😳

    • @jaimelee3295
      @jaimelee3295 5 років тому +168

      I thought that was an edit😭

    • @artemis88899
      @artemis88899 5 років тому +30

      @@jaimelee3295 at first I thought that too 😭

    • @jerrooccc
      @jerrooccc 5 років тому +17

      AHGSSHSHSJSJSJS I LAUGHED TOO HARD OMGNFBRHBS

    • @thelatina9138
      @thelatina9138 5 років тому +50

      My social anxiety: REEEEEE

  • @guiltygreenleaf5404
    @guiltygreenleaf5404 4 роки тому +5551

    Its kinda sad that many people comment "the First girl is fake/ held hostage" little they don't know there was a whole Conspericy about her.

    • @astrahearts
      @astrahearts 4 роки тому +68

      What's her name?

    • @guiltygreenleaf5404
      @guiltygreenleaf5404 4 роки тому +137

      @@astrahearts Marina Joyce

    • @juliaaesthetic1161
      @juliaaesthetic1161 4 роки тому +60

      GuiltyGreenLeaf ooh spill

    • @snipemic9879
      @snipemic9879 4 роки тому +481

      @@juliaaesthetic1161 what?? it was everywhere. everyone thought she was being held hostage

    • @juliaaesthetic1161
      @juliaaesthetic1161 4 роки тому +41

      TEMphrog wait was she one of the girls on tiktok who would just act weird

  • @LurkingSpider420
    @LurkingSpider420 4 роки тому +6344

    “Blanket for my neck”
    “I always wonder if lobster is vegan”
    “I love circles they make me so happy”
    I just.. I have no words.

    • @nino1397
      @nino1397 4 роки тому +178

      Dont do drugs

    • @hayleymailman5149
      @hayleymailman5149 4 роки тому +52

      @@nino1397 good advice

    • @samuellesenat8897
      @samuellesenat8897 4 роки тому +41

      Daniel Mapache everything she says is just memeable

    • @ibeliiagurl7998
      @ibeliiagurl7998 4 роки тому +2

      Samuelle Senat I mean your not wrong……

    • @samuellesenat8897
      @samuellesenat8897 4 роки тому +2

      Ibeliia gurl welllll a little blanket for my neck was just one example we could go more into detail

  • @jacksond7956
    @jacksond7956 3 роки тому +128

    “Beautiful eye brightener!” *hovers it across face* “I love this”

  • @lukegerr
    @lukegerr 4 роки тому +27131

    the water bottle company offered me debatably the worst deal I’ve ever seen lol

  • @Yeah0306
    @Yeah0306 5 років тому +4923

    ok but trisha gives me ‘drunk aunt at the family bbq that lives in her car and puts vodka in her 2 month old mccafé cup’ vibes-
    just me? ok

  • @hanwriter
    @hanwriter 5 років тому +13717

    marina, the first girl, *is definitely being held hostage* 💀💀💀

    • @jessie-in4lb
      @jessie-in4lb 5 років тому +594

      hE tHiS iS sO fUn

    • @saskia1209
      @saskia1209 5 років тому +15

      Wdym

    • @hanwriter
      @hanwriter 5 років тому +256

      pineapple_ there's summ going around about her being held hostage. bcs I mean look at her antics? it's so... odd? the way she acts on camera that's like a robot and sometimes she'd ask her cameraman (which no one knows who) like "is this okay?". idk man go watch her and see yourself. it's marina joyce.

    • @zarya21
      @zarya21 5 років тому +140

      hanwriter she has issues obviously i don’t understand the whole hostage rumor because i noticed she’s not 100% and it shows she’s definitely not being held anywhere she just has some loose screws 👀

    • @hazel3390
      @hazel3390 5 років тому +56

      hanwriter this was going around years ago. its probably drugs or mental illness

  • @notcomfortable_here
    @notcomfortable_here 3 роки тому +149

    You could tell Marina has never used those brushes because once she DID, her makeup actually blended better. Actually makes me want to buy those brushes!

    • @eeveevlol
      @eeveevlol Рік тому +1

      what’s her channel today

    • @ASadPigeon
      @ASadPigeon Рік тому +1

      @@eeveevlol Marina Joyce

  • @ellasmeiiy3075
    @ellasmeiiy3075 5 років тому +14647

    the first girl made me embarrassed for her
    i’m crying

    • @dinosaursinloveeee
      @dinosaursinloveeee 5 років тому +918

      I cringed from the second hand embarrassment over her clip. Yikes.

    • @jonassolivio5487
      @jonassolivio5487 5 років тому +543

      Lol Marina Joyce?! She has always creeped me out.

    • @mmxxmxm
      @mmxxmxm 5 років тому +61

      So lame lmaooo

    • @ellasmeiiy3075
      @ellasmeiiy3075 5 років тому +88

      @@cheedarcheese5811 oh i didnt know sorry-

    • @yilina
      @yilina 5 років тому +60

      she’s doing it on purpose so that people would watch her videos bc she’s weird

  • @morkolee
    @morkolee 4 роки тому +9021

    me, trying to be quiet during class while people are doing work:
    me, is thirsty:
    me, grabs my water bottle:
    in my head: don’t make any sound
    water bottle: *RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @shohongyok7290
      @shohongyok7290 4 роки тому +19

      mork kono dio da

    • @erum7745
      @erum7745 4 роки тому +24

      mork MARK AYO JOP JOPPING

    • @morkolee
      @morkolee 4 роки тому +70

      Uh, you think ya big boi, throwing three stacks
      I'ma show you how to ball, you a mismatch
      Opinionated but I'm always spitting straight facts
      Throwback, I might throw this on an eight track

    • @chrolloskneecaps8802
      @chrolloskneecaps8802 4 роки тому

      @@morkolee nice rap
      Or did u copy it?

    • @morkolee
      @morkolee 4 роки тому +13

      @cotton candy it’s from the song jopping by superm, i suggest you check it out ;)

  • @a-paige
    @a-paige 5 років тому +38197

    the first girl made me SO uncomfortable

    • @nil-8026
      @nil-8026 5 років тому +3086

      ᴀ s ʜ ʟ ᴇ ʏ she’s Marina Joyce and very awkward/might have some issues, that’s how the whole “she’s being held hostage” situation started

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 5 років тому +1419

      nil - oooooohhhh. That's the "hostage" girl?

    • @icedmocha5264
      @icedmocha5264 5 років тому +750

      Me too. She's too awkward

    • @alexp2171
      @alexp2171 5 років тому +696

      shes schizophrenic

    • @nikitaspiteri
      @nikitaspiteri 5 років тому +476

      Wrecked her brain with drugs

  • @krysiasiciarek5477
    @krysiasiciarek5477 3 роки тому +74

    0:39 when she said this is so fun
    i felt that

  • @arii2058
    @arii2058 5 років тому +30121

    nobody:
    the COLDEST water bottle: *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK*

  • @miisterbrightside3803
    @miisterbrightside3803 4 роки тому +24589

    It’s so funny how every single “coldest water bottle” makes that same sound. I’m no expert but how hard is it to make a normal water bottle.

    • @cmspeedrunner3733
      @cmspeedrunner3733 4 роки тому +1301

      its a rape whistle

    • @lilydecker7629
      @lilydecker7629 4 роки тому +342

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @ece9948
      @ece9948 4 роки тому +33

      Cm News ??

    • @sc08t
      @sc08t 4 роки тому +92

      @@cmspeedrunner3733 whats a rape whistle

    • @blankness8
      @blankness8 4 роки тому +1027

      @@sc08t Pretty much what it sounds like. If you're in an uncomfortable situation (e.g...you think you're in danger of being sexually assaulted, I guess), you can blow it and it's just like a normal whistle. They're more common on university campuses, because there's usually someone else around who can come running

  • @ewbabymochi3621
    @ewbabymochi3621 5 років тому +15453

    coldest water bottle: SCREEEEEEECHHH
    mukbangers: 👁👄👁

    • @cheyenne2080
      @cheyenne2080 5 років тому +493

      *"sHHhHH"*

    • @Sunnybias
      @Sunnybias 5 років тому +144

      ewbabymochi this actually made me laugh out loud asfgjkhfhjk

    • @breana8764
      @breana8764 5 років тому +124

      👁🕳👁

    • @st1nkydan
      @st1nkydan 5 років тому +87

      almond 👁⭕️👁

    • @Jordan-gk9bm
      @Jordan-gk9bm 5 років тому +63

      👁o👁

  • @myatowavyy9929
    @myatowavyy9929 3 роки тому +65

    First girl was legit scaring me of how much she loved them makeup brushes 😭😭😭

  • @mariajoselatorrebanda6703
    @mariajoselatorrebanda6703 4 роки тому +4509

    0:30 I'm having an anxiety attack just by looking at that mirror.

    • @yohanna4050
      @yohanna4050 3 роки тому +37

      SAMEE

    • @noahdwyer6787
      @noahdwyer6787 3 роки тому +223

      It GOes On So SmOoTHlY

    • @TheChickenRiceBowl
      @TheChickenRiceBowl 3 роки тому +211

      Same, I thought I was being bitchy ‘cause my mirror has smudges on it too. But god damn. It looks like she throws it in the sink and spits her toothpaste on it when she brushes her teeth.

    • @fareehaxoxo8568
      @fareehaxoxo8568 3 роки тому +3

      Rude

    • @laneyperkins840
      @laneyperkins840 3 роки тому +91

      @@fareehaxoxo8568 she is rude to that mirror

  • @airsoftrandomness7318
    @airsoftrandomness7318 5 років тому +7990

    *DID SHE JUST SAY BLANKET FOR MY NECK*

    • @MH-x
      @MH-x 5 років тому +456

      sis has never heard of a scarf

    • @airsoftrandomness7318
      @airsoftrandomness7318 5 років тому +57

      Apparently

    • @bootybee
      @bootybee 5 років тому +5

      @@MH-x how?

    • @MH-x
      @MH-x 5 років тому +60

      @@bootybee she says its a fucking blanket for her neck.... THEY'RE CALLED SCARVES THATS LITERALLY WHAT THEY ARE

    • @shanislost1
      @shanislost1 5 років тому +4

      Airsoft Randomness
      Yes, she did.

  • @MissTakenRandy
    @MissTakenRandy 5 років тому +17124

    I don't want a water bottle that screams at me, thanks-

    • @CornishClan
      @CornishClan 5 років тому +373

      MissTaken.Randy at least everyone will know when you’re drinking your water :)

    • @MissTakenRandy
      @MissTakenRandy 5 років тому +88

      True but do they want to know? 😂

    • @soyleilue5927
      @soyleilue5927 5 років тому +129

      Hydro flask owners are still tryna open their bottles HAHAHAHA

    • @janieceholmes
      @janieceholmes 5 років тому +110

      MissTaken.Randy these idiot mukbangers put the straw in wrong, check the website on how to put it in right 💀.

    • @velysiaaav
      @velysiaaav 5 років тому +15

      im fucking crying at this comment u made my day

  • @dingus1399
    @dingus1399 3 роки тому +83

    god nick shushing the coldest water bottle is such a mood

  • @amandarose2091
    @amandarose2091 4 роки тому +4958

    The coldest water bottle sponsors people that never get sponsors lol

    • @vin38
      @vin38 4 роки тому +3

      @White Boy ignorant

    • @vin38
      @vin38 4 роки тому +3

      @White Boy they could have an eating disorder for all u know

    • @venvvenus
      @venvvenus 4 роки тому +6

      @White Boy damn you're not wrong but wow

    • @venvvenus
      @venvvenus 4 роки тому

      @White Boy yea ik i was just saying

    • @XYKelseyyy
      @XYKelseyyy 4 роки тому +2

      @@vin38 That's just stupid as fuck for you to say im sure youre like 12

  • @shawdyluvsu7957
    @shawdyluvsu7957 5 років тому +97491

    I don’t think the first girl will ever get a sponsor again

  • @TheSapphireCat
    @TheSapphireCat 4 роки тому +3330

    4 years later and Marina Joyce STILL looks like she's being held captive by someone

  • @AfroTae
    @AfroTae Рік тому +14

    omg this vid is such a throwback to creators lol

  • @Halbairn
    @Halbairn 5 років тому +10858

    Water Bottle: *[Vietnam War Noises]*

  • @cutedeadgirl1067
    @cutedeadgirl1067 5 років тому +6969

    HOW DOES A WATERBOTTLE MAKE THAT SOUND IM FUCKIGN CURUTIRJTJEJR

    • @hanac5586
      @hanac5586 5 років тому +123

      I want it now

    • @rinpin2999
      @rinpin2999 5 років тому +737

      A defense mechanism to stop you from taking its precious water.

    • @rosesgirlfriend4930
      @rosesgirlfriend4930 5 років тому +70

      Wtf stop stealing comments like you even coppied the letters at the end

    • @rachelrxoxoxo1263
      @rachelrxoxoxo1263 5 років тому +1

      cute Dead girl im crying

    • @elisa-fe5jz
      @elisa-fe5jz 5 років тому +5

      It’s an effect..

  • @summyrfalcss9013
    @summyrfalcss9013 5 років тому +9466

    Imagine being in an exam or lecture and you get thirsty and your class just hears
    *SCrEaChHhshthhew*

    • @bryansil7903
      @bryansil7903 5 років тому +606

      Id do it on purpose. With a straight face and cold hard eye contact with my professor

    • @kikilo9647
      @kikilo9647 5 років тому +81

      @@bryansil7903 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I cannot breath

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 5 років тому +9

      Bryan Silva 😂lmao

    • @bubblypisces5807
      @bubblypisces5807 5 років тому +48

      I just let out the ugliest laugh lmaooo 😂

    • @cherrie_soduhhh
      @cherrie_soduhhh 5 років тому

      Sub to pewdiepie or your gay I actually think I want it just because of that 😂

  • @kpopcraze-dom3131
    @kpopcraze-dom3131 3 роки тому +24

    0:25 'I lOvE UsInG ThIs sO mUcH'
    I love her accent but at the same time its funny.

  • @katie228_
    @katie228_ 4 роки тому +3135

    No one:
    That kid with the coldest bottle in the middle of a test: *SqUeeE*

    • @kayholley
      @kayholley 4 роки тому +15

      The answer to ur username: orr is itt?

    • @katie228_
      @katie228_ 4 роки тому +5

      @@kayholley ayy

    • @eliomust_die
      @eliomust_die 4 роки тому +3

      Ok, i didn't expected this but loved it anyways

    • @rhoannagoulding
      @rhoannagoulding 4 роки тому +7

      sorry I have to say it TWO BANANAS FOR A POUND

    • @eliomust_die
      @eliomust_die 4 роки тому +7

      @@rhoannagoulding thREE BANANAS FOR AN EUROOOOOO

  • @angi3MMm
    @angi3MMm 5 років тому +5232

    Mukbangers: I love asmr and sponsorships!
    Screechy ass coldest water bottle: *im about to ruin this mans whole career*

    • @darksun6977
      @darksun6977 5 років тому +6

      LMAO skskjaksksksk

    • @mizzymsp
      @mizzymsp 5 років тому +54

      WHY DIDNT HE EDIT IT AND MUTE IT IM SKSKSKS

    • @uh.priscilla8641
      @uh.priscilla8641 5 років тому +2

      Ever heard of volume

    • @chemicalicee7718
      @chemicalicee7718 5 років тому

      spilt tea Jjxnsjfksjfj💀💀💀💀

  • @meijimarts111
    @meijimarts111 4 роки тому +8669

    Me: *drinks*
    The Coldest Water Bottle: Let me sing to you the song of my people

  • @parkyoonmin279
    @parkyoonmin279 3 роки тому +61

    Imagine trying to sleep and you just hear
    Keeeeeeeeeeeeee
    And you realise it's actually just your roommate drinking water

    • @ololusername
      @ololusername 3 роки тому

      im WHEEZINGGG SDKJFKDSJSKL

    • @blessmydemons
      @blessmydemons 3 роки тому

      It gotta be a prank from the company, if not they seriously need to see what’s wrong lmaooo

  • @IDontLikeCantaloupe
    @IDontLikeCantaloupe 5 років тому +3055

    Aw man just what I’ve always wanted! *A SCREAMING BOTTLE.*

    • @TheColdestWater
      @TheColdestWater 5 років тому +32

      Hey all, the screech just means the air-valve is too tight. If yours does this just push the air valve down to loosen it gently from the top of lid and that noise will go away. (You'll only have to do this once and it should be fixed). We've adjusted the design for all future production as well.

    • @weirdstream9572
      @weirdstream9572 5 років тому +24

      Man coldest water is here😂🤣

  • @amywang2097
    @amywang2097 5 років тому +1522

    The first girl’s sponsor probably felt pity for her and decided to send her some brushes so she can blend that contour

    • @IsabellaaaRider
      @IsabellaaaRider 5 років тому +126

      I was so shocked not more people pointed out her horrible makeup, probably would look ten times better without that junk. Looks so unnatural like how..

    • @rebeccaard1
      @rebeccaard1 5 років тому +5

      Red nose

    • @vichayaouearrepan1602
      @vichayaouearrepan1602 5 років тому +6

      Sis the brows😣😣

    • @floraostberg
      @floraostberg 5 років тому

      i think it was supposed to be like that because she was gonna show people how they blended but honestly it looked kinda bad after blending too

  • @UgisBruklene
    @UgisBruklene 5 років тому +11164

    Why I'm laughing so hard about the sound of the coldest bottle and also theire reaction

    • @iyanalopez7622
      @iyanalopez7622 5 років тому +11

      Heseda Brūklene ME TOO

    • @gennashelly6937
      @gennashelly6937 5 років тому +29

      ACTUALLY ME RN IM COUGHING

    • @vivelise16
      @vivelise16 5 років тому +57

      theire ? thats a new one

    • @monteverdi5312
      @monteverdi5312 5 років тому +79

      that bottle screams in pain

    • @powerflame
      @powerflame 5 років тому +1

      I’m laughing while reading your comment

  • @mysafespace5773
    @mysafespace5773 3 роки тому +86

    “Oh my god, it’s so SO cute!” Trish... it’s a plain, tiny, grey blanket -_-

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 3 роки тому +1

      You gotta act excited bc that's the only sponsor u got lol

  • @pendingdeletionduetocopyri4634
    @pendingdeletionduetocopyri4634 5 років тому +3349

    No one:
    coldest water bottle: **sqUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE**

    • @d7k0t45
      @d7k0t45 5 років тому +12

      Is it SSSSSSSSSsssssssqqqqqqqqqqquuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee or RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @saitamabutwithhair413
    @saitamabutwithhair413 5 років тому +544

    Imagining just sitting in class while it’s all quiet and you just hear a random whistle noise and then figuring out it’s from a water bottle someone has 😂

  • @laurenxox6921
    @laurenxox6921 5 років тому +2821

    2:13 “ohhh I love a little blanket for my neck”
    It’s called a scarf 😂

    • @papichulo8315
      @papichulo8315 5 років тому +18

      Lauren Xox she’s just explaining in detail

    • @rabbythole
      @rabbythole 5 років тому +7

      why are other youtubers dumb lol

    • @marley___9891
      @marley___9891 5 років тому +2

      Lauren Xox exactly what I said...EXACTLY

    • @capylost
      @capylost 5 років тому +1

      My exact words

    • @Javii1
      @Javii1 5 років тому +1

      She's such a troll, love her

  • @bozowald
    @bozowald 3 роки тому +43

    I dont wanna sound like a beluga whale while I'm drinking water during the middle of a test.

    • @h0rriphic
      @h0rriphic 3 роки тому +2

      🎵🎶…baAaby beluga iN thA dEEp Blue SEa, yA swIM so WILD and yA swIM so FRee…🎶🎵

  • @deniboeva4066
    @deniboeva4066 4 роки тому +3154

    Person: *Drinks water*
    The coldest water bottle: And the next song is caled "EEEEEEEEEEEEE"

    • @tim1366
      @tim1366 4 роки тому +16

      Eerr

    • @virtualsuicide3305
      @virtualsuicide3305 4 роки тому +13

      That’s what they used to make the song “the box”

    • @vida6521
      @vida6521 4 роки тому +1

      Emery chamberlain be like

    • @CarolineAnn
      @CarolineAnn 4 роки тому

      Deni Boeva i literally want to buy the water bottle just for the sound 😂

  • @cuchulain0337
    @cuchulain0337 4 роки тому +2715

    You know you're doing something wrong when even Raid: Shadow Legend's won't sponsor you.

    • @seanortigoza3931
      @seanortigoza3931 4 роки тому +35

      This should've been a highlighted comment.

    • @ktt7027
      @ktt7027 4 роки тому +1

      HAHHAA

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 4 роки тому +73

      This comment is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS.
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    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 4 роки тому +20

      @@kinorris1709 Hahaha, nailed it all. Raid Shadow Legends Sponsor check:
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      > Ignore the pay2win system and act like its a full blown AAA PC title.

  • @shartsicle
    @shartsicle 5 років тому +5130

    coldest water bottle: *_EEEEEEEEEEEEEE_*

    • @lolita960
      @lolita960 5 років тому +9

      dvmentedaudrxy you tried to hard with the Jesus part. Would have been actually funny had you left it out.

    • @shartsicle
      @shartsicle 5 років тому +97

      @@lolita960 do i care? no. find another comment section to intoxicate. xoxo much love ❤

    • @whereis.mon.
      @whereis.mon. 5 років тому +15

      LMFAO 💀💀

    • @nekura
      @nekura 5 років тому +32

      @@lolita960 put the stick out of your ass

    • @AbianahTheGemini
      @AbianahTheGemini 5 років тому +36

      @@shartsicle lmfao "Find another comment to intoxicate." 😂😔

  • @ChilledLai
    @ChilledLai 3 роки тому +14

    “Blanket for my neck”
    It’s called a scarf.