Tough Crowd (Thanksgiving Episode - Full) with Davidoff, Delaria, Norton, O'Neal

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  • This episode aired in November of 2003 and featured Dov Davidoff, Lea Delaria, Jim Norton, and Patrice O'Neal. UA-cam user "sneakerpimpin2381" has had a shortened version of this episode up on his channel for years now; I thank him greatly for it and encourage everyone to subscribe to his channel--as well as all the other users who have uploaded Tough Crowd content.
    For shits and giggles, you can dial the old Tough Crowd Ticket Line at 212-560-2663. The line is still in use and takes you to the automated system that it did from 2003-2004.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 285

  • @JDSoos
    @JDSoos 9 років тому +168

    I love it when Patrice refers to Lea as "Costello".

  • @onetwothree257
    @onetwothree257 6 років тому +147

    "I didn't snore with your big soliloquy, Costello."
    😂😂😂

    • @oldliverrivers3686
      @oldliverrivers3686 4 роки тому +11

      that norton laugh only appears when something is hilarious.

  • @nogoodbastid
    @nogoodbastid 9 років тому +302

    Patrice: "I know white people made it. There's probably no seasoning."
    Colin: "First of all, we don't get that."

    • @mellymachine2377
      @mellymachine2377 6 років тому +4

      maybe a bad cooks joke?

    • @tobro3000
      @tobro3000 5 років тому +8

      Flavor dammit! Flavor!! (and I don't mean anything involving F.F. lol)

    • @Maxdemon98
      @Maxdemon98 5 років тому +17

      Classic patrice and Colin fuckin with each other 💜💚💙

    • @360treflip4
      @360treflip4 4 роки тому +7

      LOL the look of disgust at 7:00

    • @busyrand
      @busyrand 3 роки тому +8

      @@Maxdemon98 Yeah, that was totally a throwback to a joke Patrice did on Colin about making jokes about Black culture that nobody else understands. He said Black people don't know/like Colin enough to laugh, and white folks don't know what he's talking about.

  • @amfinc2
    @amfinc2 8 років тому +118

    Norton: I actually disagree, uhh, with Patton Oswalt...
    lol

  • @theStepFamm
    @theStepFamm 7 років тому +50

    i cant believe this feels like vintage TV now. it seems like just yesterday i was watching this with my older brother and his friends. now i dont even turn the television on
    strange times were in

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 5 років тому +4

      Completely different era...half the people in the audience probably have Autistic children now.

    • @unfortunatebeam
      @unfortunatebeam 3 роки тому +1

      @@BoqPrecision Completely different how? Basically a meaningless, redundant thing to say. Oh some things change in 15 years, no shit. Still much is the same though.

    • @obscure.reference
      @obscure.reference Рік тому

      its insane, they tried bringing back some game shows in the last few years like match game and actually got funny people on and it still sucked. somehow a show from the 70’s surpasses its edge.

  • @nogoodbastid
    @nogoodbastid 9 років тому +56

    Jim, Patrice, and Colin were all this show needed. Those other 2 were just shoehorning in their hacky material.

  • @sayville_silver
    @sayville_silver 8 років тому +67

    Patrice looks great in the cheiftan hat

  • @calebthomas3866
    @calebthomas3866 3 роки тому +20

    6:13 “I think we’ve been more than fair” perfect deadpan

    • @greenkidd529
      @greenkidd529 3 роки тому +5

      Even better he is wearing a Pilgrim hat while saying that lol

    • @pozloadescobar
      @pozloadescobar Рік тому

      Classic Jimmy

  • @dontbeshady411
    @dontbeshady411 9 років тому +72

    This show is better than half the shit they put on comedy central now

    • @BigLCorleone2advanc4
      @BigLCorleone2advanc4 6 років тому +11

      its better than whole of the shows.

    • @2000dpdpdp
      @2000dpdpdp 5 років тому +1

      Tommy Mendenhall drunk history and workaholics is the only exception to me but I agree

    • @steviechampagne
      @steviechampagne 4 роки тому +1

      Half???

    • @kristopherstegavik3741
      @kristopherstegavik3741 3 роки тому

      @@2000dpdpdp lol both of those suck not to mention patrice hated the workaholics douches 😂

    • @2000dpdpdp
      @2000dpdpdp 3 роки тому

      @@kristopherstegavik3741 I take that back about drunk history but Patrice also fw Kevin harts douchey ass too so idk

  • @rileykontek1545
    @rileykontek1545 7 років тому +35

    "Can someone please pass the Norton and the gravy." LMAO, can't believe that line didn't do better.

    • @dadoodfrumcheers.
      @dadoodfrumcheers. 2 роки тому +8

      @Great White Cat Norton is built like mashed potatoes

  • @BIakeAustin
    @BIakeAustin 9 років тому +71

    Whenever Patrice talks I just picture him as the chief of an Indian tribe speaking in a dead language to his village people

    • @dreamkeeper15
      @dreamkeeper15 3 роки тому +2

      Lol dead language. We still have our language but good one

    • @ernestoramirez2337
      @ernestoramirez2337 2 роки тому

      "I'm telling you, nobody wants to hear from me awful head" is what he would probably say to that

  • @urban1413
    @urban1413 5 років тому +15

    It's exactly 15 years later today, and I still love CQ! Happy Thanksgiving y'all !!!

  • @Kebinwmiles
    @Kebinwmiles 9 років тому +34

    lol that headdress on patrice has me CRACKING UP.

  • @omfgdommy
    @omfgdommy 9 років тому +65

    i love when patrice gets those laughs out of norton. 5:17

    • @thetek9
      @thetek9 6 років тому +8

      That Costello line was a beautiful reference

    • @oldliverrivers3686
      @oldliverrivers3686 4 роки тому +4

      those wheezing norton laughs are burned into my memory between 10 years of o&a/tough crowd

  • @BenDover-hw4xt
    @BenDover-hw4xt 7 років тому +65

    When did Kim Jong Un start doing comedy?

  • @viciousbloodbath
    @viciousbloodbath 9 років тому +23

    Thank you, Kissrock, for posting this. Anything with Patrice is golden and Colin Quinn is cool.

  • @Oscar01-21
    @Oscar01-21 2 роки тому +4

    Man it really makes me sad that I wasnt born earlier to see these guys when this was live and especially to see Patrice do his thing whilst he still could. RIP❤️

  • @michaelstick8580
    @michaelstick8580 6 років тому +11

    This was shot in the apartment from F.R.I.E.N.D.S. lol

  • @wormsali
    @wormsali 7 років тому +21

    chief Patrice 😂😂😭😭

  • @scottb5501
    @scottb5501 5 років тому +19

    “I think we’ve been more than fair”

    • @Xman3456
      @Xman3456 4 роки тому

      Incredible. Nobody else could have delivered that joke.

  • @michaelstrong4823
    @michaelstrong4823 3 роки тому +5

    People need to say “shut up stupid” more often. LOL.

  • @snakerman2612
    @snakerman2612 7 років тому +8

    11:27 That 'Flinstones chewable' line was surreal ahahahah fucking Jimmy...

  • @guynamedkyle
    @guynamedkyle 9 років тому +23

    Just realized the woman is Big Boo from Orange is the New Black.

    • @chrishernandez3699
      @chrishernandez3699 5 років тому +7

      Maybe she's funnier when other people write for her

  • @DCcomiconlinechannel
    @DCcomiconlinechannel 7 років тому +33

    Omg is patrice really the only one slamming down food

  • @BarbarossaSC2
    @BarbarossaSC2 7 років тому +7

    To enable mono audio on OS X, go to System Preferences, Accessibility, scroll down to Audio and check the box on the right for mono.
    For Windows 10, hold Windows-Key+U, on the left side at the bottom choose "Other Options", scroll down on the right side and switch Mono audio to "On".

  • @lacanija14
    @lacanija14 Рік тому +1

    I didnt get the Costello reference until i googled him. LMAO 😂. Love Patrice!

  • @unfortunatebeam
    @unfortunatebeam 3 роки тому +14

    "I'm thankful that Dov Davidoff got to be on the show to finally prove why no one has ever heard of him"
    Lmao THANK YOU Patrice! That guy sucks.

  • @gordonm7038
    @gordonm7038 7 років тому +7

    Great stuff! Patrice howling is the best sound of all time!

  • @tobro3000
    @tobro3000 5 років тому +15

    Colin offered Patrice some white meat & collard greens and they BOTH call each other stupid! Oh, the love! LOL

  • @shnast-tv2
    @shnast-tv2 Рік тому

    Amazing. We need this on TV again. Who can be this raw today? Well podcasts are where raw stuff is at now

  • @Breezy-bv9te
    @Breezy-bv9te 6 років тому +5

    "Shut Up Stupid" LMAO!!!😂 Patrice👍👍👍

  • @810wasaninsidejob9
    @810wasaninsidejob9 6 років тому +10

    Patrice O'Neal, gone but never forgotten

  • @corncobjohnsonreal
    @corncobjohnsonreal Рік тому +3

    Patrice has such a strong presence, and not because of those colorful wiggling feathers, his attitude overpowers the feathers, I barely even see the headdress

    • @IceGangsta
      @IceGangsta Рік тому

      Just like his take on "just own it" it's in the approach and we wore it like you should in a matter of fact kinda way. Good observation, you were absolutely spot on

  • @crazyhorse9227
    @crazyhorse9227 2 роки тому +5

    As a Native....All Hail Chief Patrice!!! ✊️

    • @zalenahquaddy4354
      @zalenahquaddy4354 2 роки тому +2

      I fully support it too Patrice looks magnificent in the headdress 😅

  • @PsYcHoNaUt1993
    @PsYcHoNaUt1993 7 років тому +12

    colin quin seems like that super chill, down with the young crowd, cool old guy that lives in your building lol

  • @PLF...
    @PLF... 5 років тому +6

    Surely she had the other comics help her get her jacket on after this

  • @ponrix
    @ponrix 2 роки тому +8

    This is the most quiet Patrice has ever been . hes too busy eating.lol

  • @Blood0cean
    @Blood0cean 9 років тому +129

    ud think a lesbian is funnier than straight women...... nope

    • @eeeyooohoh
      @eeeyooohoh 7 років тому +18

      This comment was way funnier than her

    • @user-zu5sp7wx2g
      @user-zu5sp7wx2g 5 років тому +2

      stupid thing to think

    • @als.4939
      @als.4939 5 років тому +6

      Blood0cean she tried to talk a lot and make a lot of noise just to show her presence on scene. But nothing of any value was coming out of her mouth

    • @zakrivera8977
      @zakrivera8977 5 років тому +1

      its why nobody's heard of her

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 4 роки тому +3

      I saw her on Conan with Bill Burr...it was very cringey. I don't know who she's playing to, but it's certainly not with the audiences she gets invited to participate with.

  • @JesusHernandez-tu6gc
    @JesusHernandez-tu6gc Рік тому +1

    HappyThanks giving everyone🦃✌🏾

  • @skepticalobserver7484
    @skepticalobserver7484 2 роки тому +1

    “Folks it’s me. I’m wearing a turkey.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @kivanihabhouse3467
    @kivanihabhouse3467 2 роки тому +2

    They would be thrown in jail for this episode in 2022

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 2 роки тому +1

      Lol that's why we're still watching it, it's that good.

  • @kartikmessner2868
    @kartikmessner2868 8 років тому +2

    every time Colin starts with a joke, I'm just waiting for 'im to fuck up.

  • @blaman6
    @blaman6 8 років тому +35

    Wow, Lea's closing material about the pope was possibly the most unfunny collection of sentences I've ever heard.

    • @theflanman1986
      @theflanman1986 6 років тому +10

      Robert Laman just another unfunny woman... or whatever that thing is

  • @duncefunce1513
    @duncefunce1513 3 роки тому +2

    Has Colin Quinn's fuckn hairline changed in twenty years? Who fuckn plateaus with THAT?

  • @TheDesertScratch
    @TheDesertScratch 8 років тому +12

    I like Dov, but the kids joke is from a Dave Attell album from earlier in 2003.

  • @seanmarren9804
    @seanmarren9804 7 років тому +1

    I keep turning the volume up because I can't hear what colin says. then I realize you aren't supposed to fucking hear what that deaf comedic savant says anyway.

  • @trappinout18
    @trappinout18 Рік тому

    Interesting to see the personality conflict between Quinn and Dov. I thought his first appearance was his last.

  • @bilalfaiz8475
    @bilalfaiz8475 7 років тому +2

    I Miss Patrice and Greg the most; I wish these 2 were still around and others were gone instead. Life is truly not fair.

  • @beyondinfinate
    @beyondinfinate 9 років тому

    Holy shit! Boo from Orange is the New Black was on Tough Crowd? Whaaaat.

  • @tcvttcvt4305
    @tcvttcvt4305 7 років тому +10

    I love Colin's swagger at the beginning

    • @unfortunatebeam
      @unfortunatebeam 3 роки тому

      Lol "swagger" dressed in that stupid costume?

    • @KwanzaaBot1966
      @KwanzaaBot1966 3 роки тому +2

      @@unfortunatebeamhe's talking about Colins slick walk at the very beginning. It was subtle yet cool.

  • @robertmedina3982
    @robertmedina3982 2 роки тому +1

    Your nobody in this business until the news says you are!

  • @eppinizer
    @eppinizer 9 років тому +1

    My right ear loved this.

  • @paulthoresen8241
    @paulthoresen8241 9 років тому +86

    Colins problem is he thinks faster than he speaks and he speaks faster than he reads and he reads better than the staff write
    That Dov guy is consistently awful

    • @seanmarren9804
      @seanmarren9804 7 років тому +6

      Lol so true. But somehow he makes it work.

    • @rally_chronicles
      @rally_chronicles 5 років тому +7

      I saw davidoff do standup at the comedy cellar in NY. He was the headliner. He was the worst. The MC was funnier than him.

    • @mrm8528
      @mrm8528 4 роки тому

      Dude yes. Thank you. I've been wondering what it what's this gave me the eureka moment.

  • @KannibalBeats
    @KannibalBeats 9 років тому +14

    Audio only comes out from Right side :/

    • @viciousbloodbath
      @viciousbloodbath 9 років тому

      Audio is coming out of both for me.

    • @KannibalBeats
      @KannibalBeats 9 років тому +2

      vicious bloodbath Do you somehow have a mono setup? Listen to it on headphones and it's clearly only coming out the right channel

    • @viciousbloodbath
      @viciousbloodbath 9 років тому +2

      You're absolutely right. Only the right channel works.

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 9 років тому

      AfterTouchBeats they both work for me

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 2 роки тому

      Go to Mateowanna's Tough Crowd playlist on UA-cam. He remastered all of them as well as he could.

  • @andjunglepunkthirteen760
    @andjunglepunkthirteen760 3 роки тому

    Called the Tough Crowd number....busy signal. (November 2020)

  • @mikemmotorsport
    @mikemmotorsport 6 років тому +6

    Was this filmed on the friends set in monica and rachels apartment?

  • @kingmaj498
    @kingmaj498 Рік тому

    That turkey doesn't look done 😂😂

  • @Roon3y1
    @Roon3y1 Рік тому

    That Samsonite line sent me to another galaxy

  • @theremnants6655
    @theremnants6655 2 роки тому +1

    Lea looks like a hybrid of Bobby Lee and Bobby Kelly

  • @GibsonGuy0707
    @GibsonGuy0707 7 років тому +11

    Colin is so underrated.

  • @dr.banana2828
    @dr.banana2828 8 років тому +3

    fucking odd that i watch this today, 13 years after it originally aired, and yet. isis attacked turkey YESTERDAY.. in 2016

  • @unklesamory9425
    @unklesamory9425 6 років тому +4

    Jim nrton killd it

  • @bluepenguin3686
    @bluepenguin3686 4 роки тому +1

    Patrice was the best. Too truthful for this world.

  • @cflores1889
    @cflores1889 7 років тому +3

    Dov couldn't handle Patrice's banter lol, I think he freaked out on the other ep he was on, too.

  • @lilrayray9881
    @lilrayray9881 2 роки тому +1

    We love ❤ n miss ya Patrice!!!

  • @psychologicalsigma9917
    @psychologicalsigma9917 3 роки тому +1

    I think we've been more than fair 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MuMu124
    @MuMu124 7 років тому +8

    a show like this can never survive now a days

    • @IslenoGutierrez
      @IslenoGutierrez 4 роки тому +1

      MuMu124 They’d have 1000 protestors outside of the studio on the first episode

    • @unfortunatebeam
      @unfortunatebeam 3 роки тому

      @@IslenoGutierrez lol no they wouldn't. SJWism is dead.

    • @unfortunatebeam
      @unfortunatebeam 3 роки тому

      Yes it could

    • @IslenoGutierrez
      @IslenoGutierrez 3 роки тому

      @@unfortunatebeam Lol, no it’s not...SJW in the west is in full swing...

    • @unfortunatebeam
      @unfortunatebeam 3 роки тому

      @@IslenoGutierrez If anything it's dying in the west. SJWism is getting old fast and convinces no one outside a few organizations and a few people.

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 Рік тому

    Partway though I connected headphones to take my dog on a walk. I thought they were broken because there is only audio in one ear. Dude … how did you get mono sound on this!? Wtf

  • @corysamoila
    @corysamoila 4 роки тому +1

    Body language is what we share as Earthlingz

  • @astrotrain3332
    @astrotrain3332 2 роки тому

    This should be a show today. But then again... it'd probably get cancelled/wouldnt be allowed to be like this...

  • @esmatt18
    @esmatt18 8 років тому +13

    im pretty stoned but god damn its boo from orange is the new black

  • @dank7108
    @dank7108 7 років тому +6

    This show was the best ! Collin should start it back up

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 5 років тому +1

      Can't work in this era...would lose sponsorship right after the Pilot.

    • @tsedubgyatso
      @tsedubgyatso 5 років тому +1

      Would be the best podcast around

    • @jcmoney11111
      @jcmoney11111 4 роки тому +1

      @@tsedubgyatso EXACTLY!... Rogan could easily host a similar show or at least a show here and there.

    • @unfortunatebeam
      @unfortunatebeam 3 роки тому

      @@BoqPrecision bullshit

    • @unfortunatebeam
      @unfortunatebeam 3 роки тому

      Yeah good idea, but no one wants to see your blobby face that close to the camera in your profile pic Dan K

  • @Gobbersmack
    @Gobbersmack 9 років тому

    That kitty is so fucking fluffy.

  • @ncnyc4418
    @ncnyc4418 5 років тому +8

    .I hate how Patrice had to play the background til these doofs...no way this isn't the Patrice Oneal show lol

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 2 роки тому

      No, CQ is the man.

  • @lancegoodthrust546
    @lancegoodthrust546 8 років тому

    Miss this show.

  • @iulia1690
    @iulia1690 6 років тому +2

    My earbuds are broken..only the left side works :)

    • @girlcrazyrockstar
      @girlcrazyrockstar 4 роки тому

      Same I thought yt ripped the audio off thank goodness is was wrong

  • @xcaluhbration
    @xcaluhbration 8 років тому +2

    10:48 HILARIOUS!!!

  • @Fetor
    @Fetor 7 років тому +2

    Woah its that woman from OITNB. coooooool

  • @TheAmericanDreamShow
    @TheAmericanDreamShow 5 років тому

    Where is that episode with Louie, Irrera, Ralphie and Rogan? Would love to see that

  • @jdabseerl4016
    @jdabseerl4016 3 роки тому +1

    Comedy like this would get so much flak now adays.

  • @phoenixgmz2579
    @phoenixgmz2579 5 років тому +2

    this was a great show!! People today are so sensitive that, that show would be cancel after the first episode

  • @hobobum1216
    @hobobum1216 7 років тому

    interesting the perspective this sheds relevant to everything goin on today

  • @girlcrazyrockstar
    @girlcrazyrockstar 4 роки тому +1

    That newspaper sound is familiar its from a video game 16:34

  • @TheNewRobin30
    @TheNewRobin30 Рік тому +1

    10:44

  • @viciousbloodbath
    @viciousbloodbath 9 років тому +3

    You know what? Is that the same set where they used to tape Politically Incorrect w/ Bill Maher?

    • @KISSROCKS7300
      @KISSROCKS7300  9 років тому +1

      Not entirely sure; Tough Crowd was shot at Sony Studios at W 54th Street at 10th Avenue in New York.

    • @EMG81xTHRASHER
      @EMG81xTHRASHER 8 років тому +12

      +KISSROCKS7300 Colin Quinn is a hell of a lot smarter tan Bill Maher, and he could actually handle a room of smart ass comedians.

  • @CJ_YT.
    @CJ_YT. 2 роки тому +1

    patrice is always the funniest

  • @sandhyasingh6627
    @sandhyasingh6627 7 років тому +3

    wot n' Jim norton

  • @Pabaveli
    @Pabaveli 3 роки тому +1

    Holy shit that lesbian is on orange is the new black

  • @wormsali
    @wormsali 7 років тому

    a turkey carving a turkey

  • @timecode37
    @timecode37 Рік тому

    Man i can see why the indians wore the feathers, they accentuate his head movements when hes talking quite nicely

  • @skyluke9476
    @skyluke9476 5 років тому +1

    if you look like the most offensive comics on this show. ALL of them made it big! anyone who wasnt ruthless is a no name now

  • @negativeindustrial
    @negativeindustrial 4 роки тому

    “I do...love gay sex” 🤣

  • @jackjohnson1128
    @jackjohnson1128 Рік тому

    Hey look, it's Chief Big Way. Emphasis on the "Big".

  • @adamberndt4190
    @adamberndt4190 2 роки тому

    He called them "O-need-a" Indians!

  • @hatefulcactus8582
    @hatefulcactus8582 6 років тому

    Why did they let Patrice go last? They should've known he was gonna come back.

  • @toshi6831
    @toshi6831 4 роки тому

    NO AUDIO :(

  • @magamale2111
    @magamale2111 4 роки тому

    Doug bombed so hard hahaha

  • @blindterrytucci2752
    @blindterrytucci2752 9 років тому +14

    I know Colin Quinn gets respect from a lot of comics...hell, Patrice is my favorite comedian and he was damn near his idol...but I'll never understand why. It's like his delivery is great, when he's not stammering over himself, but most of the jokes are dead before he even finishes them.

    • @LambLover46
      @LambLover46 9 років тому +12

      Blind Terry Tucci Have you heard him on Opie and Anthony? That's where I grew to love him.
      He's the host of Tough Crowd, but he isn't trying to be the star. The fact he let Patrice on is testament to this.
      I watched A Long Story Short online awhile back, and while it's not laugh out loud funny, I was thoroughly entertained and think he's brilliant. If you listen to him on O&A, when he goes back and forth with Bobby, Vos, or Jim, he's hilarious.

    • @blindterrytucci2752
      @blindterrytucci2752 9 років тому

      I have. I've probably let my opinion on the guy get in the way when I've heard him on. I might find some old clips on here give it another shot.

    • @ContextReallyMatters
      @ContextReallyMatters 8 років тому

      +Blind Terry Tucci I was watching the beginning of this and thinking to myself " I'm missing something. I just don't find him funny ". Soon as i finished the thought he came with the dolphin line and i was rolling.

    • @snakerman2612
      @snakerman2612 7 років тому +6

      man, there has to be something wrong with you if you don't see how Colin is the Godfather.
      watch his specials and his o&a appearances an you'll see why

    • @mactire1288
      @mactire1288 6 років тому

      He rambles about but gets there, lots of charm and intelligence too

  • @robjabbaz
    @robjabbaz 7 років тому

    dogs and cats and horses.

  • @Juneseptember103
    @Juneseptember103 4 роки тому

    THIS PREDICTED 2020