*Mabel walks in* Mabel:... OK I'll leave you to alone and tell the others not to come on* Dipper: MABEL PLEASE HELP ME DONT LEAVE ME WITH THIS GOLDEN ILLUMINATE
*BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!* *BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL*
Dipper: getting cold isn’t it Bill: Starts a FRICKING bush fire Also bill: better? Dipper: y-yes Bill: Oh I see Dipper: what? Bill: Volcano Dipper: -_-
Me: * eating some duritos* Bill: *pops up out of nowhere *what are you eating? Me: uhh, duritos. Why? Bill: you're dead to me... * Disappears seeming to cry* Me: wth did I just do...
me: heyyy what's up you: uhhhhhhhh my friends mad at me for eating Doritos coz he thought it was his family Bill: *pops up again but in secret* me: Let me guess, he's cooky dooky, right? you: no duh *beeeeep* 🤬 *bill floats over to us* Bill: I AM NOT COOKY DOOKY 😭😭😭 me: OMG A FLYING DORITO 😵 me: *chases after bill thinking he is food* Bill: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you: I don't have time for this *beep*
Bill:bill nye the science guy! BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL Bill: hmmmmmm.....I watch u pee Me irl: I’m frickin done......
Bill: Homan food! I'm going to eat this, like a... Dipper: *smirks and laughs slightly* Bill: *puts on a straight face and opens bag* Dipper: *slowly the smirk fades into a sad look* *Dipper feels bad for Bill now* Bill: *eats a Doritos* *crys solfy*
I kinda ship this, but kinda don't. I more see Dipper and Bill as friends and Bill is the one crushing on Dipper. So Bill is the only one taking action lel But i still ship this somehow, plus the comics are funny and cute to read/watch :D
He doesn’t. He an immortal being with almost no limits. The stuff he eats/drinks is just for fun and it disintegrates afterwards. That’s what I think anyways.
"My weird human-boyfriend-thing" That's me introducing my boyfriend to my parents... I mean it would be like that if I had one .-. ... Which I don't ;_____;
"Its getting chilly out"... bill sets forest on fire "BeTTteR?"
Bill: **sets the forest on fire** better?
**faint screaming in the background**
Dipper: .....
lol
@Will Cipher So u gud or bad? Cuz idk it looks like if you aren't in slave you'd be evil ;-;
I'm a good friend:>
@@billcipher5326 more than frie-
Dip:" oh noooo , Bill honey please stop"
Bill:".....okay my little babe"
Dip: *disgust*
lol, best comic
True 😂
Wow did not know you are soo brave to say that lol
@@mdadibaj4505 lmao what?
Trueee
SHUSH
3:22
Dipper: "Do you want me to punch your fucking mouth?"
Bill: "With your mouth? Yes."
Me: Hehehehehehe
@@billcipher5326 heheehehehhehehehehehheheheehheheheh
Bill..A Dream Demon..Stuck In A *DREAM CATCHER*
So :>
haha
"Do you want me to punch your mouth?"
"With your mouth? Yes."
OH MY GOD I'M DYING xD
*sigh* bill...you don't have a mouth..
yesh XDDDDDDDD
IM SO DONE SO DUN
Pee the ipad
I loved the one where Bill said: “I’m going to set fire to someone you love” and then Bill snaps and is lit on fire and then says: “really?”
I love that too. I think it’s funny.
Bill is a Dorito...
Dipper is the Dip...
Chips And Dip.
So perfect
I legit started shaking when I saw this
HE HAS FOUND THE ANSWER!!!!!
Oh heck no
@Bill Cipher nope noooooooooooooooope
Bendy- AM I PLEASING TO YOUR HUMAN EYES?
Henry- *Dies laughing*
This isn't Bendy-
@@muhammadadimikhailbinabdul5716 To show I am cutting off what I was going to say.
:/
Leave now this be gravity falls
Dipper:Oh nooo...Bill,honey...please stop...
Bill:Ok Baby!
Me:*Wheezeing and trying to catch my breath*
Me: stands there in disgust
Shut it
SAMEEE
Help, the one with Bill next to Dipper's ear killed me
Help Me-
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!
BILL BILL BILL BILL
"Wendy has an accoun- and wow I was not expecting this so fast"
*dipper:hugs bill*
*bill*oh pine tree!*
*dipper:get dunked on*
*bill:oof*
Dipper : do you think I really care if a bunch of girls-
Bill : wendy has an account-- and wow I was not expecting this to happen so fast
Bill:This is dipper my bf:)
*his family of doritos*
Dipper:WHAT!?
3:35
I love the way Bill is sitting here, he looks so innocent and adorable T^T
The bill watching dip one wasn't bad until he threw in the "I watch you pee" part 😂
I was just on that one when it said it
When Dipper said it was getting chilly and BILL LIT THE FUCKING TOWN ON FIRE I CAN'T BREATHE
*Mabel walks in*
Mabel:... OK I'll leave you to alone and tell the others not to come on*
Dipper: MABEL PLEASE HELP ME DONT LEAVE ME WITH THIS GOLDEN ILLUMINATE
😐
._.
2:05 omg he is eating he's own friend !!!!! ( remember bill clipher is a doritos i mean a special doritos)
5:04
*bill casually drops Dorito bag*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY WAS THAT CUTE-
5:51
Dipper:I'm looking so cool in the capitains coat right now
Bill:Hold by beer
Me:In a glass?
Bill:Im glassy okay?
😐 hi
You ever fangirl squeal so much you hurt your throat? Yeah, not fun. But worth it
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL bill Nye the weirdmageddon guy
Kristin Sarnik bill cipher the chaos guy!
That that that's AMAZING ReEeEeEEeEEEEeEEeEEEeEEeEEEeEeEEeEEEeEEeEEEeEEeEEeEEe
Y e s
2:04 This looks so Similar I thought it was part of the show
I wish it was
Do I look real enough for you?
*BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!*
*BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL*
Thank you sans
@@Bockscar76 your welcome mr. ramen
i want bill to reply
@@bratbaby8100 bill is a statue
No. I DINT LIKE SCIENCE, I WANNA DO SHIT MY OWN WAY MOM
Dipper: getting cold isn’t it
Bill: Starts a FRICKING bush fire
Also bill: better?
Dipper: y-yes
Bill: Oh I see
Dipper: what?
Bill: Volcano
Dipper: -_-
*Sweating Intensifies*
Sees thumbnail: *Laughs and immediantly presses the video*
Reads title: Oh shi-
Yeah..........
Same............
This is legit one of the weirdest things I have ever seen..
But I watched the whole thing...
And I liked it ...👀👀
Me: * eating some duritos*
Bill: *pops up out of nowhere *what are you eating?
Me: uhh, duritos. Why?
Bill: you're dead to me... * Disappears seeming to cry*
Me: wth did I just do...
me: heyyy what's up
you: uhhhhhhhh my friends mad at me for eating Doritos coz he thought it was his family
Bill: *pops up again but in secret*
me: Let me guess, he's cooky dooky, right?
you: no duh *beeeeep* 🤬
*bill floats over to us*
Bill: I AM NOT COOKY DOOKY 😭😭😭
me: OMG A FLYING DORITO 😵
me: *chases after bill thinking he is food*
Bill: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you: I don't have time for this *beep*
HIS FAMILY IS A BAG OF DORITOS CUZ HE IS A FUCKIN DORITO
Bill Is A Dorito
I laughed very hard bill eating doritos and the part
"want me to punch your mouth ?"
"with your mouth, yes"
XD OH MY GOD XDDDD
A dream catcher huh,
Bill got caught in it huh,
I guess you could say...
'Bill is a dream'
Huh huh huh!
HUMANS..
He's a dream demon.
2:05 I totally know why he was scared to eat them! IT WAS HIS FAMILY 😭
How litterae brothers!3:
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CHILDHOODS TUMBLR FANS RUINED?!
I loved the one with bill eating Doritos it was so funny!
*the next day*
*bill is stuck*
Bill:don’t ask...
Bill:bill nye the science guy!
BILL BILL BILL BILL
BILL BILL BILL BILL
BILL BILL BILL BILL
BILL BILL BILL
Bill: hmmmmmm.....I watch u pee
Me irl: I’m frickin done......
Abby_Plays_Games_12345 it's gross when bill said i watch you pee
@@beecole6942 what do you think I felt?
When I first saw this as the next video I was like "oh no" but I just finished it and have a truckload of memes and hoping the best for these creators
I can relate I tots ship them
2:51 "i think its time we tell my family about us"
*_[Kill and will cipher has entered the chat]_*
3:10 [is doritos]
*_[KILL AND WILL LEFT THE CHAT]_*
Oh my
Humanoid bill makes this feel more legal. When he's a triangle it seems a bit off
"Everyone this is Dipper, My weird human boyfriend thing."
*bag of doritos*
Me: Oh my god XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Me: *grabs a bag if Dorito's* I'm eating your cousin's
A d o r a B l e. Finally comics without human bill human bill.. scares me..
I want one with cannon human bill
Ngl, human Bill kinda scares me too-
2:07 I feel so bad for Bill
Ford: oh no the rift is cracked
Me: bruh just put some flex seal on it
No duck tape it fixes everything
Ashlyn Stolk I mean, I don't know, after all...THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE
Ramen noodles fixes stuff
I Laugh at The Doritos part(Bill is Eating his Family)😂😂😂
Bill : *I'M GONNA SET TO SOMETHING YOU LOVE!!*
**Bill was set on fire**
3:51 and that’s how the fire of Australia started
Omg it might be
i will kill bill ;-;
"I watch you pee."
-Bill Cipher 2k16
best words ever XD c;
XD
i don't think he's lying
LOL
2:05
I actually feel bad for him there
Same
Who
1:22
“Okay my little babe” PFFFT-
3:19 And that's how bill took his revenge ! By making dipper unable to study correctly !
1:11
*DECEIT-*
GachaLuv YT FALSEHOOD!
Omg we are everywhere
THE FANDERS ARE EVERYWHERE,OUR ARMY IS FROWING AND WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORRLDDD
US FANDERS WILL TAKE OVER UA-cam! WE ARE IN EVERY VIDEO!
2016:no
2017:still no
2018:nope
2019:meh
2020: HOW ABOUT SOME BILLDIP !?
3:50 YOU JUST SET A FOREST ON FIRE BILL
@Prince Peekablue But he’s just so adorable to be mad at 😍
when dipper is a child and bill is a insane human triangle and an adult
*face palm* Too many Dorito references. *shakes head* Oh well, At least Pine Tree Is Cuter in these.
Honey... please... don't...
@@ivycampbell5000 Wh- What? Youre Still Cute To Me Pine Tree:) *Kisses*
@@billcipher_9537 *kisses back*
Holy shit what just happened
@@mabelpines1366 Mabel! what are you doing here? *grins*
You know, when you are shipping Dorito and Child you have problems
A G R E E D
Lets say.... *_hes 27---_*
Yes-
I ship em
I do 🙂
4:46 why do I feel like bill would do this?
Well ya ain't wrong.
0-0
Cause he did 😑
Yes i did it was funny
*me literally eating Doritos while watching this*
How dare u😂
Wow mean
CatchyPompano 49 *m o r t a l h o w d a r e y o u k i l l m y p e o p l e*
@@nugget7133 We have a Keith Kogane account, now we have a Bill Cipher account-
At the start I thought it said "links in the depression." Lol. I'm not okay.
Poor bill , he is crying of the Doritos
Ofc he did he ate his own being XD he's a cannibal
TELL ME ABOUT IT IM A DEMON
Oh wait you are me
I can’t believe Bill committed cannibalism Legit eating Doritos
The thumbnail brought me here! 😆
Bill: Homan food! I'm going to eat this, like a...
Dipper: *smirks and laughs slightly*
Bill: *puts on a straight face and opens bag*
Dipper: *slowly the smirk fades into a sad look* *Dipper feels bad for Bill now*
Bill: *eats a Doritos* *crys solfy*
Bill seems way more into it
Nunya Bidness that's the entire point of the ship.
*_I like you, kid!_*
*_I've been watching you, and I must say, I'm Impressed!_*
*_Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me._*
@@henryandbendyfromabsence3875 Ikr, I think that's where teh fandom got the ship from
suddenly my collection of dream catchers seems a lot more useful.
The forest fire was fucking hilarious.
Terrifying...but also hilarious. Like the real bill cipher.
yep.
I kinda ship this, but kinda don't. I more see Dipper and Bill as friends and Bill is the one crushing on Dipper. So Bill is the only one taking action lel
But i still ship this somehow, plus the comics are funny and cute to read/watch :D
*visible signs of happiness and drowning in smelly chemicals*
Yes
I have no idea why the heck I approve of this existing or why I believe it
Bill drinks with his eye and eats with his eye
*i dont wanna know how he goes to the bathroom ;-;*
A like :D
He doesn’t. He an immortal being with almost no limits. The stuff he eats/drinks is just for fun and it disintegrates afterwards. That’s what I think anyways.
:O
His eye is like a cloaca
@@beeduoclips7146 i agree
2:08 he knows he ate his family. He knows his mistake
OML THE THUMB MAIL IS EXACTLY WHAT I MADE IN ART-
Thumbnail*
Awww poor bill he was eating tiny bits of himself and crying xd
Lol
Cannibalism
Wendy has an accoun-
Dipper: triangualm hot dangulam
I really want one of these with the cannon human bill
I could go for a corndog right now
Did the axolotl bring you back? Because I thought you would be in a different form from what he said
@@varianzero7469 ya he did i am just watching it in pines head
@Shannon Trace because I can
bill cipher oh
yep
"you forgot to get doritos.."
Bill Cipher, 2016
lol xD
My brain: *PuT dA dOrItos DoWn*
Me irl: man he a cannibal
2:47 it gives me the Adrienette umbrella scene vibes from miraculous ladybug
Same
Omg same
Edit: Omg thanks for the likes guys!
Same
"I could go for a corndog right now"
yep new highschool quote
1:49 I just love that Dorito one . Couldn't stop laughing
;-; I watched a Toby video before this
THE STORY OF THE BOY AND THE DORITO!
Dipper:Oh noo bill honey please stop..
Bill:-stares- okey my little babe
me:*dying of laughter*
Bill: hmm..- I watch you pee.
Dipper: o-o”
Screams forever
I don't really ship this but seriously this is frickin hilarious 😂
Bill: *i watch you pee*
Dipper: WHAT THE FU--
That would be me as well
I’m not a person whose exactly likes a lot of gay uncanon ships but.... this is an exception
And this is why I don’t eat Doritos often.
3:48 IDK why but the music fits perfect here to me
I like the bipper one when bill was controlling dipper's body and was eating doritos is funny
I agree i love it when he cries it makes me laugh to death 💀🔪
i feel bad for him learning about Doritos
For Bill Cypher A Dream Catcher Is Barbed Wire For Bill Lol That Is His Nightmare A Dream Catcher Hahahahaha
This is the funniest ship I have ever seen
I love how Wendy and Mabel are 🤜🤛 fist bumping
"My weird human-boyfriend-thing"
That's me introducing my boyfriend to my parents...
I mean it would be like that if I had one .-. ...
Which I don't ;_____;
I relate
Oof mate
Aren't we all lonely in our own way my only friends are books 📚 and mabel
BILL BILL BILL BILL
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
Your dissin your self there bill
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
BILL NYE THE DORRITO GUY.
Bill Cipher hi bill
Bill nye the science guy was arrested for either selling dr*gs or using them
2:05-2:07
Bill knows the meme
He knows all
I do know all
I don't really ship Bill with anyone, but there comics are just so gosh dang cute
2:07 bill:WHAT HAVE I DONE! IM A MONSTER
Dipper and me: But..but you've been trying to kill us and Ruin the books you always were a monster ;-;
Lets face it bill will all ways look hot as a pirate in human form.
Exactly. I loved the ending so much. XD
Cept if the Bill is 'Cannon' human form