At about 28 minutes Gavin makes the Jamie Hyneman blunder. "If you two hit going 10 mph, you get hit with 20 mph of force." Nope, you get hit with 10 mph of force. Both sides take each others forces.
A scrump is a guy who thinks he’s sly, With an urge to procure produce. Always taking what fruit he wants And he never even asks, so… No, not my McIntoshes. No, those Granny Smiths are mine. No, don’t you touch my Fujis. No, looting Gala’s a crime. No, I don’t need no scrump. A scrump is a guy who won’t steal no fruit from me. He just creepin’ his way inside of orchards worldwide. Climbin’ up all of those trees.
![The Rookie Magic Bet // Andrew's Lotto Machine [67]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/F1PGqdp_7fQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![The Rookie Magic Bet // Andrew's Lotto Machine [67]](/img/tr.png)
![Gavin the Luck Catalyst // Don't Do Anything to Crabs [69]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZZKjhMKBpMA/mqdefault.jpg)
![No Way to Win Recording This Podcast // Curse of the Cucumber | F**kface [57]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AYkqnfllmz8/mqdefault.jpg)
![Gavin's Chocolate Confidence // We're a Food Podcast Maybe [74]](/img/n.gif)
Perfect to listen to while I go scrump
The shirt should say "Thou Shalt Not Scrump" like etched on a stone as if it were the long lost 11th Commandment
bro I don't think you were listening, that's Commandment number 1! XD
Can't wait for Geoff reading the scrump story
We need a version of the Bible that says "Eve scrumped the apple"
20:01 ads
About 10 years ago I had a couple of cherry trees in my backyard and one day I left and came back to see all of the cherries got scrumped
Magic does exist and it's all in this podcast.
Edit: BRB, gotta look up this Bishop Sycamore thing
The ski story was amazing, secondly I WAS HOPING TO HEAR the Bishop story.
At about 28 minutes Gavin makes the Jamie Hyneman blunder. "If you two hit going 10 mph, you get hit with 20 mph of force." Nope, you get hit with 10 mph of force. Both sides take each others forces.
i'd really love if the scrumping bit was animated
This begs the question of where the origin of the word "scrumptious" came from...
You guys should recreate the intro scene to Super Troopers except the weed and shrooms are apples
Scrumptious scrumpt pies!
A no scrumping yard sign would be eggselent
Remember crumping? SCRUMPING IS IN.
so when fruit is worth scrumping... it is scrumptious
I just wanna point out that Bishop Sycamore's initials are B.S........ B.S. High School...
13:30 lol Chiefs Nation baby
they make 300 horsepower jetskis now...
British born and raised here. I have never in my life heard the word "scrumping" emerge from a human mouth
I remember bill bailey doing a bit on it years ago That was the first I ever heard of it lol.
A scrump is a guy who thinks he’s sly,
With an urge to procure produce.
Always taking what fruit he wants
And he never even asks, so…
No, not my McIntoshes.
No, those Granny Smiths are mine.
No, don’t you touch my Fujis.
No, looting Gala’s a crime.
No, I don’t need no scrump.
A scrump is a guy who won’t steal no fruit from me.
He just creepin’ his way inside of orchards worldwide.
Climbin’ up all of those trees.
oh hey my birthday is aug 5. but I’m not 156 years old.
EGG.
I'll scrump with you sweetie