When the accumulated filth of Sleepycabin's autism foams up about their waists, they'll look at Zach and shout "Save us!" And then he'll look down and whisper "Do you want to kiss Dada?"
Maybe his confusion stemmed from, "Are you Dan?" Like, it phrases out strange. Like he said if he saw a guy who looked like Cory and thought it was him he would just say, "Oh hey Cory."
@@djphoenixproductions Bro Americans can't even get gender right there's so way I can defend them, but Irish people definitely do talk like they've always got a mouthful of peanut butter 🤷♂️
That makes me think of an old line i once heard. It goes "Life is short so tell someone you love them, but scream it in german because its also confusing and scary"
What if the guy took a picture to show his grandson to be like "if you keep breaking my pens, I will replace you and your parents will never know the difference. I already found another kid that looks just like you, it's possible"
One time I went to see them at a meet and greet thing, and everything was great, they were really nice, I asked them questions it was awesome, they even signed my fan art I made of all of them. But it was kinda weird how at the end of the day they led me to an alleyway and they proceeded to chain me up and call me slurs for 30 minutes, then they left me there. So yeah, it was cool meeting them, I would like to see them again some time.
I took zachs advice. Was driving around looking at xmas lights with my family last year, and this guy dressed as an elf in one of the neighborhoods comes running up to the car screaming something. So i just let out a scream that sounded like egoraptor at the end of lightsaber fightsaber and he backed tf off
What Chirs didn't realise is that the old mobster guy was teaching him about gaslighting, as the mobster man was using the picture with Chris to gaslight his grandson about a trip to Rome he was never on.
I love how Chris doesn't get this situation but actually there's nothing to get, mafia bosses in italy are mostly old men who do the dumbest shit for fun, it's hilarious, they just fuck with tourists for shits and giggles.
My friend went to paris like last year, told us a story on how a homeless muslim mom yelled "catch" to him in french and threw, i shit you not, HER REAL LIVE COUPLE MONTHS OLD BABY at him. He didnt catch it, he avoided it because he knew it was a distraction and he avoided getting pickpocketed by the husband that tried to creep up on him from behind. When the baby fell and blood was all over the ground they both ran away and he reported it to the french police.
+Thwao the Thing lady: "HERE CATCH GO LONG!" *throws the baby 30 feet across the street* "uhhh" *dude catchs the baby and starts running* "hey get back here!" *husband in nfl gear runs after the dude* annoucer shows up: *"hello and welcome to the 17th annual 'romainan baby bowl XXXLVI' we got a new challenger today, he caught the pass now lets see if he can make it all the way to the endzone which is strategically placed right next to the local police station"*
This was my discovery of SleepCast and my 2020 has been made better because of it. I still remember being on the bus at 6:30 a.m trying to not laugh my ass off waking people up.
Look Niall may be right about the baby thing because while it may rott after a day, the months leading up to birth the mother can beg for change saying she's preggers. That's some good solid months with a baby bump to rake in those Euros.
You know what, after all this time it finally just hit me. That Dan guy was probably mall candy girl's childhood friend. She probably just thought she ran into him after years or something.
These dudes have practically lived in my backyard for years and I never knew. All the talk about Giant and Wawa confirmed it. Unfortunately I never got to meet any of them yet.
I had this brasilian looking dude shake my hand and then started doing this weird dance for like 3 seconds and then he and his friend left. This was in sweden so i checked all my pockets to see if he took something lol. They came out of a pizza joint and when i went in there everyone had this face of disgust when they looked at the two guys walking away, fucking weird man.
I was in wildwood early in the season so all the promoter dudes on the boardwalk were desperately trying to get bodies in the store. This one dude ended up following us a couple feet, and eventually put his hand on my shoulder to turn me around. I started screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, STOP IT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
I wish so goddamn bad I could have seen this in real life, so funny. It's amazing Zach can just jump straight into that voice and he uses it at the best times.
on the gypsy baby talk the reason they can do that often is because gypsies have 6-10 children because the more children they have the more benefits they get from the government
Watch the "Cory French Dip" incident and you can see Zach try to outcrazy Cory by shrieking "IT'S NOT STANDARD!!!" But Cory no-sells it. You can't outcrazy Cory.
At the mall near me theres a lotion kiosk where the guys will physically corner you to try samples and won't let you go until they decide you've thoroughly tried the sample/s. I really want to experience Zach talking to those guys.
the gypsy part hit home to me because my parents owned an allotment(small piece of land where you plant fruits and vegetables) when one day all that is left of our green house was the glass and the metal had been taken, on the glass was a note saying something like "sorry we took the metal from your greenhouse and they had the gall to end it with a smiley face.
this is a good tip, always do weird shit when people ask what time it is, what day it is, what brand the car looks like behind you, etc, do not be gullible and be jumped
Im actually greek and there are ways to avoid those people. I mean the easiest way is to keep your hands in your pocket and try not to look like you are new to the area. They really only target tourists because it is the easiest for them.
When I was in London (more specifically croydon, more specifically whyteleafe park) I was with a bunch of dumb teens and we would frequent the park to go get drunk. Sometimes late at night because again, we were dumb teens. Anyway. One night (I believe around 2 am) I was walking down the path to meet up with everyone and we passed by a couple, all dressed in black, pushing an all black and chrome baby stroller. Now. I don’t know if that’s normal behavior, to be strolling around at 2 am in a park in all black, but it scared the fuck out of me. I just kept walking. When I told the people I met up with they gave a very similar explanation. They were probably just trying to catch people off guard in order to either rob them or kidnap them
This is vaguely important for anybody wondering about gypsies: the dead baby thing may have happened but it's certainly not common. What IS common is gypsies pinching and shaking their babies so they'll cry more, they'll look more desperate, and people (almost exclusively tourists though) are more likely to give them money. Sure, it's not as bad as using dead babies, but it's still a group of people that think girls should have as many kids as possible from as young as possible and then use those kids in whatever way they can to make money. Like they said though, this is very very far from even the majority of Romanian migrants and most Romanians would never consider deliberately hurting their children to guilt the money out of others. With all that said, I'm only really familiar with gypsies in Paris, so it's bad there but maybe it's worse elsewhere
I love how Zach can just switch on the insanity for a second and turn it off just as fast.
What you have seen is an all powerful being, a man who knows how to control insanity with ease. No one man should have all that power.
what you don't realize is he never turns it off, he just knows how to hide it when he wants to
Its his special ability.
The secret is to be insane all the time
He is the world's strongest gamer afterall
Zach is the very definition of chaotic neutral
Chaotic Evil*
@@chistosquisto9079 Nnnno, he had it right.
Philip Blake nah
@@crazymonkey4175 go cry and cough
@@R4G4M3MN0N ok father
Zach outcrazies everybody in the Sleepycabin
Fuck you, you stinky rotten toe with...poopoo!
Conner of Dill Creek I'm gonna tell on you.
Rorschach * hes the most sane
When the accumulated filth of Sleepycabin's autism foams up about their waists, they'll look at Zach and shout "Save us!"
And then he'll look down and whisper "Do you want to kiss Dada?"
Maybe his confusion stemmed from, "Are you Dan?" Like, it phrases out strange. Like he said if he saw a guy who looked like Cory and thought it was him he would just say, "Oh hey Cory."
*I LAVA DA P I S S A *
@Pagan Soldier of Awe and pee in finnish
"You could see he was visibly frightened, *even though he was wearing a pizza outfit*"
I love how that's supposed to armor him in this situation
he meant they could see he was frightened even through the pizza costume, as they could not see his face but could tell by his body language.
@@ocelotmadness6287 shut
300 people + you don't have basic listening comprehension
@@Zyzarda shut
Dispite the fact that his face was hidden, his body language still indicated that he was fearful
*I LOVA DA PIZZA, I LOVE DA BIG PEPPERONI*
0:44 I've legitimately never laughed at anything as much as this in my life
I'm always surrounded by spittle after a SleepyCast from all the sudden hard laughter I get.
Words cannot describe how funny I find it.
Zach is a human weapon. He's an awkward situation super soldier.
Drop him in enemy territory, from then on whenever their leader appears on-screen he looks slightly more disturbed
I like that Chris's Irish comes out when he says car or sharp
Ker
Or any other words with "ar" he pronounces incorrectly
@@RedmayneDeadmayne nah it's just Americans who think "a" sounds like "aw" 🤫
@@djphoenixproductions Bro Americans can't even get gender right there's so way I can defend them, but Irish people definitely do talk like they've always got a mouthful of peanut butter 🤷♂️
Caer
“What class of gypsy do you play?”
“I main a dead baby gypsy.”
“Nice.”
What if there's someone who looks exactly like chris in italy
that's disgusting don't say stuff like that
The italian mobster's grandson
With his mafia buddies, don ding and Julian(pronounced with an h)
His name is Puhskinti
Puskintio Boheejan D'O'Niellio
My friends and I scream at each other in broken German at the mall to avoid kiosk salesmen
That makes me think of an old line i once heard. It goes "Life is short so tell someone you love them, but scream it in german because its also confusing and scary"
I try dumb shit like this and my friends just cringe out and abandon me smh
3:25 “Danny Tre-joe”
prescription I cringed
Chris's accent comes out with his "-ar" pronounciations. "Caarr"
Dante Diep
Spell “Car”
Chris: Caair, C A Ore
" *I shit my paaans* "
Outsoide
The Oor button
care
"Hey, want some pizz-"
*"I LOVE-A THE PIZZA I LOVE-A TO EAT ZE BIG PEPPERONI"*
Zach always reacts to random people on the street in the best ways
they need to add that to smilling friends, just a guy in a pizza outfit screaming "I LOVA DE PIZZA" at a kid the crew are trying to cheer up
No
@@scrubbytheslime7703 yes
@7:50 fucking killed me. Zacks fucking voice crack mid conversation trying to assert his dominance XD
We went from pizza to dead babys
I LOVR THE DED BABBIS
death’d babes
all roads lead to dead babys
*babies
It's usually the other way around.
What if the guy took a picture to show his grandson to be like "if you keep breaking my pens, I will replace you and your parents will never know the difference. I already found another kid that looks just like you, it's possible"
Imagine being that pizza guy, watching smiling friends and realizing that guy that screamed at you now has a TV show
0:44 i was literally laughing so hard it sounded like i was a crying depressed middle aged man
"maybe then his son comes around with Mafia kids and says 'ah so ur breaking my daddy's pen huh'"
"Are you Dan?" Is how I greet most people these days
8:23 this caught me off guard so much, I couldn't stop laughing
I thought I was the only one that thought this was the best oart
Cory you dickhead
I wish I could spend 1 day with these funny boys
Your real name is doopliss
Kat Katterson wth
One time I went to see them at a meet and greet thing, and everything was great, they were really nice, I asked them questions it was awesome, they even signed my fan art I made of all of them. But it was kinda weird how at the end of the day they led me to an alleyway and they proceeded to chain me up and call me slurs for 30 minutes, then they left me there. So yeah, it was cool meeting them, I would like to see them again some time.
Same
I took zachs advice. Was driving around looking at xmas lights with my family last year, and this guy dressed as an elf in one of the neighborhoods comes running up to the car screaming something. So i just let out a scream that sounded like egoraptor at the end of lightsaber fightsaber and he backed tf off
What Chirs didn't realise is that the old mobster guy was teaching him about gaslighting, as the mobster man was using the picture with Chris to gaslight his grandson about a trip to Rome he was never on.
i dont know if his voice cracks were on purpose at 7:50 but they were adorable
kalie yataawwwyed uoub
14 likes 14 pple think that zachs cursed voice is adorable
:>
Dear god
Imagine being called alcoon
Alcoon Slambag you’re very fun my friend
Big Pepperoni*
"You lookh leik mai grandsun, he alwayz breaks mai penz"
Lmao
Somewhere in Italy, some mafioso has a pic of an Irish cartoonist and his elderly boss
Chris has a thicker accent in this one
Nicolas Dussias people do that when they’re around others with similar accents
stories about europe reverts him to a wee Irish baba
Caer
@DontListen ToMe
yeah I bet
I hope Zach references “I LOVE DA PIZZA” in Smiling Friends
They have to make a failing pizzaria owner smile by helping his buisness
Daves world was the best reference ever.
0:43 Thanks for the help with me busting a gut laughing as usual, Zach. You beautiful boy, you.
This is one of my favourite sleepy cast story
I like thinking the Pizza Guy was Eric Andre from his "Pizza Safety" sketch cause I just came from it
I doubt it
You mean Mr. Burrito, the human pizza.
Time to deliver a pizza ball!
Whoa, you must've been really horny.
I was thinking the same thing but they mentioned it was near a Papa Johns
0:45, for the best part...
I love how Chris doesn't get this situation but actually there's nothing to get, mafia bosses in italy are mostly old men who do the dumbest shit for fun, it's hilarious, they just fuck with tourists for shits and giggles.
Yeah murdering people is just dumb sht
@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 can you not read or are you just stupid?
before you hug little girls, take off your pants
if they don't wanna hug you anymore they were pick pockets the whole time
What's your pfps from? It looks kinda familiar
@@nightcollapse It's been nine months, and still no reply. You could make a whole new Romanian baby in that time
@@mh2120 And I think they changed their picture, ouch rejection. I'm never going to recover from this.
@@nightcollapse I am angry for you
God, Glassbrain. Way to drop the ball on that one.
You can tell chris comes from the British Isles because he instantly expected the italian men to rob him.
@Iceman they're polar opposites. and Anglo Europeans always look down on Latin Europeans. they see them as loud, lazy, thieves and cheats.
He’s right about the baby thing but they actually throw the baby at you and then they take your wallet as you try to catch a floppy baby
The ol toddler toss trick, gets em every time >:)
As a Romanian I was still threatened to be taken by the gypsies when I was bad
My friend went to paris like last year, told us a story on how a homeless muslim mom yelled "catch" to him in french and threw, i shit you not, HER REAL LIVE COUPLE MONTHS OLD BABY at him. He didnt catch it, he avoided it because he knew it was a distraction and he avoided getting pickpocketed by the husband that tried to creep up on him from behind. When the baby fell and blood was all over the ground they both ran away and he reported it to the french police.
uzimakiking
Top ten anime couples
Holy fuck dude
How harsh was the throw? Was it like a toss or did she throw it full force and Chuck it like a football?
+Thwao the Thing lady: "HERE CATCH GO LONG!" *throws the baby 30 feet across the street* "uhhh" *dude catchs the baby and starts running* "hey get back here!" *husband in nfl gear runs after the dude* annoucer shows up: *"hello and welcome to the 17th annual 'romainan baby bowl XXXLVI' we got a new challenger today, he caught the pass now lets see if he can make it all the way to the endzone which is strategically placed right next to the local police station"*
That’s awful.
This was my discovery of SleepCast and my 2020 has been made better because of it. I still remember being on the bus at 6:30 a.m trying to not laugh my ass off waking people up.
Look Niall may be right about the baby thing because while it may rott after a day, the months leading up to birth the mother can beg for change saying she's preggers. That's some good solid months with a baby bump to rake in those Euros.
Love the profile pic
They're usually just injected with Heroin to keep them quiet. Not that it's much better.
Every one of these stories starts with them going to a wawa
Wawa and sleepycabin go together like a pair of shoes
Noone can outpizza the hut... but Zach... he is an elder pepperoni
The mall lady probably just thought you were the grown up version a childhood friend.
1:50 Chris switched to an Irish accent for a second there
I love it because that guy was probably just working for Papa John's
This technique works in almost all encounters.
I like to start twitching and touching my eyes, like I’m trying to steal my own cornea.
0:45 iloveaduhpizzailoveadabigpepperonee.
6:48 the guys COMPLETELY miss the point of the Hunchback of Notre Dame
I would hate to live in a world without Zach
7:50 zach went through puberty real quick
You know what, after all this time it finally just hit me. That Dan guy was probably mall candy girl's childhood friend. She probably just thought she ran into him after years or something.
1 minute in and you got me. i want more of that fucking voice lmao
The big pepperoni 🥵🥵🥵
I like how the title is about Zach outcrazying some Pizza dude, and not them introducing and dissecting the concept of a "dead baby" scam 😂😂
My mother's Irish, when I misbehaved I was told that I'd be sold to the Gypsies, what I don't get is why would the Gypsies actually want to buy me.
My sister was always threatened with that, only one half of my family is Irish
My mom would always say she'd trade us to gypsies for two chickens and a goat. We're American with no Irish ancestry.
Zach outcrazies everyone on planet Earth
You can *really* hear the Irish in Chris when he says "car"
Why would a mob boss pick your pockets?
jaggidfire to feel his little boy toy
dude, same
For the lolz
Gotta feed Passione somehow
@@kanna-san. beat me to it
I swear Zach is one of the voice actors from Cow & Chicken. Every time he does that crazy voice it reminds me of that cartoon 😂
0:45 when mommy asks if I want a pizza
yes finally, been waiting for this one
That's how mafia works.
I love Chris' mafia pen breaking grandson story
These dudes have practically lived in my backyard for years and I never knew. All the talk about Giant and Wawa confirmed it. Unfortunately I never got to meet any of them yet.
Sea Kay what?
Music LOVER what do you mean what
Sea Kay your comment just baffled me that's all
Maybe she hadn't seen her friend Dan in a while, figured he had changed in appearance a bit and was trying to confirm it.
6:21 gets me every time
I had this brasilian looking dude shake my hand and then started doing this weird dance for like 3 seconds and then he and his friend left.
This was in sweden so i checked all my pockets to see if he took something lol.
They came out of a pizza joint and when i went in there everyone had this face of disgust when they looked at the two guys walking away, fucking weird man.
Zach out-pizzas the hut
I was in wildwood early in the season so all the promoter dudes on the boardwalk were desperately trying to get bodies in the store. This one dude ended up following us a couple feet, and eventually put his hand on my shoulder to turn me around.
I started screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, STOP IT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Oh, I've been to Wildwood a few times, that's weird that someone would be that desperate.
Old mafia guys, was probably establishing an alibi
Did Zach do Grimbos voice for the jontron Food Games video?
That WAS Zach, and that wasn't prosthetic makeup either.
Psychotic Beverage makes sense
I’m gonna miss sleepycast, it’s gotten me thru the hardest times in my life
It unironically is too for me I've had to listen to Cory's water people rant atleast 40 times now
"I LUVUH DUH PEETZAH!!!
I LUVUH DUH BEEEG PEPPAROARKNEE!!!!"
This proves that Zach should not be allowed to leave his house
They wouldn't have to wait 9 months if they stole a baby though
I wish so goddamn bad I could have seen this in real life, so funny. It's amazing Zach can just jump straight into that voice and he uses it at the best times.
my favorite thing about this is the implication that the pizza guy doing his job was crazy
i knew he was quite a force to reckoned with but i never knew he held power this immense
i miss these podcast. it's like hangin with the lads
“The baby rots after a day”
on the gypsy baby talk the reason they can do that often is because gypsies have 6-10 children because the more children they have the more benefits they get from the government
If the baby conspiracy was real, imagine being the designated baby maker for the whole thing
It is real
It hurt how much zach got interrupted
God i wish I had Zach's voice
Watch the "Cory French Dip" incident and you can see Zach try to outcrazy Cory by shrieking "IT'S NOT STANDARD!!!"
But Cory no-sells it. You can't outcrazy Cory.
Zach saying i love dah pizza is my text message ring tone
At the mall near me theres a lotion kiosk where the guys will physically corner you to try samples and won't let you go until they decide you've thoroughly tried the sample/s. I really want to experience Zach talking to those guys.
the gypsy part hit home to me because my parents owned an allotment(small piece of land where you plant fruits and vegetables) when one day all that is left of our green house was the glass and the metal had been taken, on the glass was a note saying something like "sorry we took the metal from your greenhouse and they had the gall to end it with a smiley face.
this is a good tip, always do weird shit when people ask what time it is, what day it is, what brand the car looks like behind you, etc, do not be gullible and be jumped
the _BIG_ pepperoni
Im actually greek and there are ways to avoid those people. I mean the easiest way is to keep your hands in your pocket and try not to look like you are new to the area. They really only target tourists because it is the easiest for them.
Zach needs to make a pizza animation with "I LOVA DE PIZZA!"
When I was in London (more specifically croydon, more specifically whyteleafe park) I was with a bunch of dumb teens and we would frequent the park to go get drunk. Sometimes late at night because again, we were dumb teens. Anyway. One night (I believe around 2 am) I was walking down the path to meet up with everyone and we passed by a couple, all dressed in black, pushing an all black and chrome baby stroller. Now. I don’t know if that’s normal behavior, to be strolling around at 2 am in a park in all black, but it scared the fuck out of me. I just kept walking. When I told the people I met up with they gave a very similar explanation. They were probably just trying to catch people off guard in order to either rob them or kidnap them
This is vaguely important for anybody wondering about gypsies: the dead baby thing may have happened but it's certainly not common. What IS common is gypsies pinching and shaking their babies so they'll cry more, they'll look more desperate, and people (almost exclusively tourists though) are more likely to give them money. Sure, it's not as bad as using dead babies, but it's still a group of people that think girls should have as many kids as possible from as young as possible and then use those kids in whatever way they can to make money. Like they said though, this is very very far from even the majority of Romanian migrants and most Romanians would never consider deliberately hurting their children to guilt the money out of others. With all that said, I'm only really familiar with gypsies in Paris, so it's bad there but maybe it's worse elsewhere