cautionthisissparta 🤣🤣🤣 It’s 3:59am, I’m also not going to jail, thanks UA-cam for suggesting that I watch this 😧 Like WTF! How am I here and why can’t I just shut it the fuck off and go to bed!!!! But I’m in to deep to shut it off now so I guess I’m doing this till the end...Imma be ready if they ever come for me 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 I hope u crushed ur exam!!
Ashley Trimble hahahaha same girl lol!!! Wish they’d show the orientation for girls tho in case it’s diff...I wanna be extra ready....And y’all can fuck off turnin the lights on at 5am....That’s about the time I go to bed so I’m def gonna need to warm them about that....screw that breakfast, I’m fine if I miss it...I heard y’alls food is nasty AF...So hard pass now shut the fucking light down motherfuckers!
I spent time in this jail last month. I accidentally lost my spoon, but all I had to do was ask and they provided a new one. Trust me when I say, be a good person and don't break the law because jail is horrific. I'm dealing with PTSD and working with a doctor to help process the experience. Jail nightmares all the time. Almost every night. It's just awful.
I almost died in there MOU in January because I was in "status epileptics" among other things and no one (except ONE sheriff showed any concern). I lost my ability to sleep, read, speak, and understand sentences after one day out of 4 that I was there. They let me lay in the MOU having constant seizures, hallucinations, and delerium for the 3 days I was in the Medical Unit; to the point where I was laying in my own puke and urine (which was bright red from kidney failure) for 24 hours. I guess I was "lucky' enough that the only officer that took pity on me (from what I could tell) decided to save my life and release me early as possible the last thing he said considering I couldn't move or talk was "you'll die if you stay here another day" and got me to scribble as a signature and basically threw me out the door. i was so far gone I sat in the release area for 2 hours with no CLUE that I was free or where I was or what to do, I thought I was in Mexico. It still surprises me that they let me get to that condition with only "nurses" looking at me 2 times a day. It took 2 months of me in a pitch-black room on a bed to get over the worst of that trauma and teach myself how to speak and write again. As already have PTSD and epilepsy; being in there and them allowing my brain to fry for 4 days straight was the icing on the cake. I totally understand where your coming from. They NEED better training for mental health, chemical dependency, and physiological health in general.
Went to this jail during covid had my own cell. More than anything days seemed like weeks and it was hard to keep track of time. I had fun pretending how much worse it could be "this jail is soft! in my jail we don't even have blankets."
I spent a week in this jail last year. The spoon is a big deal because without it, you have to eat your meals with your hands. Try eating soupy ham salad with just a stale piece of bread that falls apart and your bare hands. Not easy.
@@TiffyandZiva I don’t understand why they wouldn’t just give you a replacement though. What is the reasoning behind this? It seems inhumane to me. I’ve never been in jail so I don’t understand the politics.
“Encouraged to shower daily” the handbook straight up said we have the “RIGHT” to have “at least” 2 showers a week. My cell mate didn’t get a shower for a week... she begged at some point and still didn’t get one. So horrible
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Also they could have really shortened up this orientation video by just saying Do whatever we say when we say you have no rights while in our jail you eat, work, sleep, shit, shower, when we say how we say, We quite literally own your ass… any questions!?
Go there and just start flipping off policemen. You’ll eventually get arrested, and they can’t charge with anything serious. The goal is to get there and get your spoon.
Why don't you hold the correction officer's accountable?? If you want to see real criminals just sit outside of the correctional facility and wait for shift change
@@tiffanynaidoo2003 Not really tho…it still left me with questions. Eg. They said you can have family or friends put money in your account. What if you don’t want to ask anyone to do that for you? Can you add money to your jail account from your bank account, or from cash that you may have had on you when you arrived at the jail? I have other questions now, too, after watching this video. It really wasn’t a good orientation.
@@pat5star I kind of forgot about this video. I don't think it would be possible to add money yourself unless potentially you have your card numbers memorized. If you have cash with you then it should go on your account up to a certain maximum.
Could we just replace the spoon, instead? Like when you get out you could just run to the nearest McDonald’s or whatever, grab one of their spoons, and bring it back! Or are these jail spoons “special”?! 😉😂 A sheriff named ‘Pat Garret’??!! This man’s career was definitely planned out very early!!!
I've been there. You can submit a greivance on the kiosk. But, they won't do anything. Your in jail with anyone regardless of the charges. Your in jail with everyone else charged with anything. If you MISS CHOW TIME, then you DON'T EAT!!! You will go Hungry. They Don't Give a Shit One Way or Another. 🤬
I know someone in November 7,1993 Gail Alvos who was found guilty of 2nd arson and I was told to plea guilty 2nd arson in Ramsey Co Judge Salland and sent to reentry Merton halfway house and 10yrs probation for Gail's crime in st.paul and not at Washington County Ramsey Co courts said that I have been falsely plea guilty for arson.
Not the point its not like i decided to go you know you can go to jail for defending your self you can go to jail for a verbal argument so dont stay dumb shit ya pansy ass moron
Yeah, because some inmates can apply heat to it, roll and mold it into a weapon that is surprisingly effective. Once the plastic re-hardens, it's a shank...
I'd have to be a sherrif with that name no kidding. The funny ones are better. We had a dnetsut in our tow who was I prvite over 70 years. I swear on my ohone or something this was his REAL name: Oral Payne. Oral Payne. Truth. I d have need to be a dentist for sure. ....he did very well too. Wealthy practice when he passed away. You d think ...
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I'm grateful to be watching this online, from home out of simple curiosity.
I say this from personal experience, once you've sat in the holding area for 9 hours watching this, you basically have it memorized.
Why the hell am I watching this? I'm not going to jail. it's 1 am. I have an exam on Monday. What am I doing with my life
you could be an idiot......
okay this is my exact situation right now wtf
future prep?
cautionthisissparta 🤣🤣🤣 It’s 3:59am, I’m also not going to jail, thanks UA-cam for suggesting that I watch this 😧 Like WTF! How am I here and why can’t I just shut it the fuck off and go to
bed!!!! But I’m in to deep to shut it off now so I guess I’m doing this till the end...Imma be ready if they ever come for me 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 I hope u crushed ur exam!!
Ashley Trimble hahahaha same girl lol!!! Wish they’d show the orientation for girls tho in case it’s diff...I wanna be extra ready....And y’all can fuck off turnin the lights on at 5am....That’s about the time I go to bed so I’m def gonna need to warm them about that....screw that breakfast, I’m fine if I miss it...I heard y’alls food is nasty AF...So hard pass now shut the fucking light down motherfuckers!
I spent time in this jail last month. I accidentally lost my spoon, but all I had to do was ask and they provided a new one. Trust me when I say, be a good person and don't break the law because jail is horrific. I'm dealing with PTSD and working with a doctor to help process the experience. Jail nightmares all the time. Almost every night. It's just awful.
I almost died in there MOU in January because I was in "status epileptics" among other things and no one (except ONE sheriff showed any concern). I lost my ability to sleep, read, speak, and understand sentences after one day out of 4 that I was there. They let me lay in the MOU having constant seizures, hallucinations, and delerium for the 3 days I was in the Medical Unit; to the point where I was laying in my own puke and urine (which was bright red from kidney failure) for 24 hours. I guess I was "lucky' enough that the only officer that took pity on me (from what I could tell) decided to save my life and release me early as possible the last thing he said considering I couldn't move or talk was "you'll die if you stay here another day" and got me to scribble as a signature and basically threw me out the door. i was so far gone I sat in the release area for 2 hours with no CLUE that I was free or where I was or what to do, I thought I was in Mexico. It still surprises me that they let me get to that condition with only "nurses" looking at me 2 times a day. It took 2 months of me in a pitch-black room on a bed to get over the worst of that trauma and teach myself how to speak and write again. As already have PTSD and epilepsy; being in there and them allowing my brain to fry for 4 days straight was the icing on the cake. I totally understand where your coming from. They NEED better training for mental health, chemical dependency, and physiological health in general.
@@Jefferydoublefeature they really don’t give a fuck about inmates so keep dreaming.
Well at least he didn't start out by saying, "welcome to the Washington County Jail"
Kenneth Southard 🤣🤣🤣
Or "your stay here"
So the most important thing is to not lose the spoon or else you would be asked to pay for a replacement.
I've stayed here in 2006 and it sucked. I'm glad I turned my life around. Remember, it's always a choice to stay here.
I’m glad you were able to 🤎
Went to this jail during covid had my own cell. More than anything days seemed like weeks and it was hard to keep track of time. I had fun pretending how much worse it could be "this jail is soft! in my jail we don't even have blankets."
How was the food?
Why did u go to jail?
Looks and feels like an in-flight safety video
I'm happy to be watching this from my game room, in my home, using my Xbox Series X while smoking a joint and drinking a beer!
That facility issued spoon seems to be a VERY big deal. It kind of reminds me of an SNL skit.
I spent a week in this jail last year. The spoon is a big deal because without it, you have to eat your meals with your hands. Try eating soupy ham salad with just a stale piece of bread that falls apart and your bare hands. Not easy.
@@TiffyandZiva I don’t understand why they wouldn’t just give you a replacement though. What is the reasoning behind this? It seems inhumane to me. I’ve never been in jail so I don’t understand the politics.
“Encouraged to shower daily” the handbook straight up said we have the “RIGHT” to have “at least” 2 showers a week. My cell mate didn’t get a shower for a week... she begged at some point and still didn’t get one. So horrible
But they said "you can expect fair and equal treatment" - why would they lie???
Well then don’t go to jail
thats crazy,what a bunch 0f chit
Ya that's what happened to the girl in the pod two doors down. I heard her asking the on duty deputy and he didn't do anything about it.
Bet her undies smelled ripe as well as her butt! lol
Ends a bit abruptly .Could of at least said "I hope you enjoy your stay" at the end of the vid.
🤣
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It's a Jail not a 5 star Resort
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Sounds like fun, where do I sign up?
Also they could have really shortened up this orientation video by just saying Do whatever we say when we say you have no rights while in our jail you eat, work, sleep, shit, shower, when we say how we say, We quite literally own your ass… any questions!?
If you have to go to jail,this doesn't look half bad
Mark Armstrong that place is absolutely disgusting
I was their in 1998 when the jail was brand new I was 18 years old I was in Pod 6 for 9 months
Haha! I was there in 2006 for 90 days in pod 3 (I think). I remember the spoon thing .
Watching this while my man’s in jail so I feel like I’m with him
Awesome!!! 😎🇺🇸👍💥💥💥
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I just wanna go to jail to get that spoon
Adam Sandy 🤣🤣🤣Comment win! hahaha that was amazing! lol
Go there and just start flipping off policemen.
You’ll eventually get arrested, and they can’t charge with anything serious.
The goal is to get there and get your spoon.
Why don't you hold the correction officer's accountable?? If you want to see real criminals just sit outside of the correctional facility and wait for shift change
LMAO do what your told to do dip shit and hold YOURSELF accountable.
Sounds like an inmate statement. Do you know this to be true??
What are the buttons in the vestibules for? The ones that incarcerated inmates are not suppose to press?
One has to be a panic/lockdown button and the other might be a intercom to the person in the control room
Not even god knows why I’m watching this at midnight
Edit: probably should mention I am not going to jail, and don’t plan to at any point.
H Wiley needs to rethink that hair. It's startling
5:07 How do you pay for another spoon once you are in jail?
1/4 of the video is entirely about how to put money on your account and how to buy things.
@@tiffanynaidoo2003 Not really tho…it still left me with questions. Eg. They said you can have family or friends put money in your account. What if you don’t want to ask anyone to do that for you? Can you add money to your jail account from your bank account, or from cash that you may have had on you when you arrived at the jail?
I have other questions now, too, after watching this video. It really wasn’t a good orientation.
@@pat5star I kind of forgot about this video. I don't think it would be possible to add money yourself unless potentially you have your card numbers memorized. If you have cash with you then it should go on your account up to a certain maximum.
Could we just replace the spoon, instead? Like when you get out you could just run to the nearest McDonald’s or whatever, grab one of their spoons, and bring it back! Or are these jail spoons “special”?! 😉😂
A sheriff named ‘Pat Garret’??!! This man’s career was definitely planned out very early!!!
Apparently some stuff is made of special Plastic that crumbles if you try to modify it
This is my spoon...there are many like it...but this one is mine
Like school?
Is it me or does this jail looks nice as fuck?
These ppl have better lives then homeless bums
Do not press the button in the vestibule.
What the hell is a vestibule?
I've been there. You can submit a greivance on the kiosk. But, they won't do anything. Your in jail with anyone regardless of the charges. Your in jail with everyone else charged with anything. If you MISS CHOW TIME, then you DON'T EAT!!! You will go Hungry. They Don't Give a Shit One Way or Another. 🤬
2:10 so she telling you to snitch ?
I know someone in November 7,1993 Gail Alvos who was found guilty of 2nd arson and I was told to plea guilty 2nd arson in Ramsey Co Judge Salland and sent to reentry Merton halfway house and 10yrs probation for Gail's crime in st.paul and not at Washington County Ramsey Co courts said that I have been falsely plea guilty for arson.
I have never been to jail. Do not want to go to jail. Why am I watching. 😆
Spoon 😂😂😂
Golly gee wilickers, that jail seems swell - guess I ought to go break the law in that county & have myself a relaxing vacation in that fine facility
So what is the point to have the sheriff himself to introduce jail rules to prisoners?
Seems like an appropriate person to perform the duty. Who would you suggest? A park ranger?
@@tiffanynaidoo2003 , maybe an airplane pilot?
The decor of that jail looks l Iike a school, way better than typical gray and blue , better vibe. Good idea (that mod atleast lol)
And there worried about a spoon but the pencil looked pretty sharp and maid out of wood
Sheriff pat garret really?? Lol does nobody else get the significance of that???
Sir it’s a fucking spoon 😭
His name is Van Kleef... im jealous
I could have sworn that I heard a giggle when they were talking about staff respecting inmates.
Well I am glad I don't break the law where I end up here.
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Since when is Jail suppose to be Pleasant.
Unless is a Social Club. Lol.
Glenn Cerio needs to watch this video
kimkardashian is the warden
Man i hated watching this video ive seen in 8 times
Kris Shaw hahahaha 8 times?!?! What’s ur favorite part?! You must have one by now 🤣
So you're a serial loser then.
Maybe don't end up in jail and than you will not need to watch it :D
Not the point its not like i decided to go you know you can go to jail for defending your self you can go to jail for a verbal argument so dont stay dumb shit ya pansy ass moron
@@chocamon4617 exactly, I don’t think there is a single law in any developed country that is difficult to follow, other than speeding I guess.
This looks like a damn hotel wtf.
Its not trust me the place sucks balls
Albeit with military style rules and a ban on personal possessions.
Did auto correct mess up the word hell? Because that’s what it is
It's fucked. stay away.
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LoL @8:56 looks like AOL!
that female guard is one ugly chick. big ears receeding hairline and an ugly face. Just
by looking at her is a deterrent for me not to go to jail.
dude they have some fine ass female cops at that jail when i was locked up..
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Rule #1: Snitches get stitches.
Fucking "official jail spoon"...what the actual fuck.
Yeah, because some inmates can apply heat to it, roll and mold it into a weapon that is surprisingly effective. Once the plastic re-hardens, it's a shank...
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That’s a man, man!!
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Havnt been to that jail, but the staff is lying. And the room search is nothing like what they showed.
0:51 nice
Abide by the law
Best thing to do
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Nutritious meals 😂
I'd have to be a sherrif with that name no kidding. The funny ones are better. We had a dnetsut in our tow who was I prvite over 70 years. I swear on my ohone or something this was his REAL name: Oral Payne. Oral Payne. Truth. I d have need to be a dentist for sure. ....he did very well too. Wealthy practice when he passed away. You d think ...
thats wear my dad lifes
What
@@anthonythomas7873 my dad lifes at this place
@@RickSatan is he locked up there
@@anthonythomas7873 my mom says a judge said my dad has 2 life there 4 1 yeer
@@anthonythomas7873 my dad got out of jail 2day
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Lol. They tell u in this video to be a prison snitch. Lol 🤣🤣🤣. And to keep ur prison spoon safe. Lost damaged spoons cost replacement fee
Snitches get Stitches
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#Yourrights.....lol 😆
Hate this video I’ve watched it 10 time :(
Don’t go to jail then???
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JAIL SUCKS
sounds like fascism
Okay.. so, make a weapon with the spoon and stab the guards??
Got it. Where’s my hut?
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