Zali teaches a sussy French word【NIJISANJI EN | Vezalius Bandage】

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  • @kkagaminelen
    @kkagaminelen Рік тому +203

    the way he used the most complicated way ever to describe this word. he didn't even spell it out he said bif with the last syllable of "waffle" at the end LMAO WHAT

  • @Redd.hy707
    @Redd.hy707 Рік тому +183

    When we were all talking abt rice purity test, I should’ve just voted 50 or the 0 in the poll this is one of the yet to be examples
    Zali is unseiso y’all don’t be fooled by that calm demeanor HSHSHSHSHSHSHDHS he’s learning very quickly, nijified

    • @krystalzhuoxuan
      @krystalzhuoxuan Рік тому +23

      I agree! I wonder why would people babying him so much and try to make him stay innocent. He's a grown adult, just because he rarely talk about those things doesn't mean he doesn't know about it.

    • @Redd.hy707
      @Redd.hy707 Рік тому +14

      @@krystalzhuoxuan yes!! Thats exactly it, I don’t really mind people babying him, he’s cute and all but he’s probably older than most of other vezkits, but well I guess that’s how some fans are,,,

    • @fonsineknshr
      @fonsineknshr Рік тому +11

      They should have known from his first tweet

  • @yeehaw5192
    @yeehaw5192 Рік тому +88

    when he said “i can teach you some” my heart skipped a beat THIS MANNNNNNNN

    • @Kinda_SUS
      @Kinda_SUS Рік тому +8

      Bro's rizz is through the roof ngl

  • @melissamaga
    @melissamaga Рік тому +124

    zali is not beating the gonna get unseiso quicker than we think allegations

    • @aesthelis
      @aesthelis Рік тому +9

      Already started when we said Vezalius bondage hahaha

  • @iLoveEnnaAlouette
    @iLoveEnnaAlouette Рік тому +105

    .... slapping someone with your shing shong

    • @leiii05
      @leiii05 Рік тому +12

      SHING SHONGM KSKDOSOD

    • @Mel_Bat
      @Mel_Bat Рік тому +13

      When Zali said that it's slapping with a stick I was like: "Sir is it a bodily stick that you don't want to name right now?"

  • @clare0z2050
    @clare0z2050 Рік тому +58

    "Broo ima give you a bifle if you don't stop" 💀💀

    • @slashain
      @slashain Рік тому +9

      Yeah we say that in french 😭🤣

  • @Kinda_SUS
    @Kinda_SUS Рік тому +28

    The moment he mentioned slapping i knew exactly where this was going

  • @ryohei9027
    @ryohei9027 Рік тому +54

    Well actually the sound "bif" in french also means two things : you/someone owes money to you/someone or it simply means money.
    Ngl, i was really not expecting him to go this far to basically explain a sexual french meme. In english it would be a dlap, a d slap. It's just that it sounds funny in french. 🤷‍♂

  • @sundae321
    @sundae321 Рік тому +20

    He regrets bringing it up xD hilarious 🤣

  • @fonsineknshr
    @fonsineknshr Рік тому +20

    When he said the slapping thing, I KNOW it's messed up even with my 0% French brain
    Thanks, Google.

  • @Kumashi1412
    @Kumashi1412 Рік тому +15

    COMMENT ÇA MON REUF ??? ZALI ??? WHY IS HE TEACHING THIS ? THE FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE

  • @_Mushroom_boy_
    @_Mushroom_boy_ Рік тому +30

    VEZALIUS FRANÇOIS BANDAGE NO

    • @aesthelis
      @aesthelis Рік тому +4

      VEZALIUS FRANÇOIS BANDAGE MDRRR

    • @maureen6930
      @maureen6930 Рік тому +1

      Pfffffffff I will start calling him that from now on lmaoooo

  • @Mokukun
    @Mokukun Рік тому +33

    The only reason why I know what it is because of a french youtuber and I was SHOCKED when he started talking about it 😭

    • @aesthelis
      @aesthelis Рік тому

      Huuh? Which one 😭

    • @Mel_Bat
      @Mel_Bat Рік тому +1

      I'm just surprised that I haven't learned that already from one of my classmates (considering how many sex jokes and multilingual jokes we go though every day)

  • @theaalipat2707
    @theaalipat2707 Рік тому +19

    Biffle...

  • @Roboward_VT
    @Roboward_VT Рік тому +11

    Ahahajdbzkdbsdk Zali ??? Et bien alors ça dérape

  • @cute-toaster
    @cute-toaster Рік тому +8

    I was totally shocked when he said"stick".

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 Рік тому +4

      Me too, he could have used "baguette" and it would have been more clear smh

  • @Monsterhigh23
    @Monsterhigh23 Рік тому +6

    ZALI OH MON DIEU JPP😂😂😂

  • @francheskluv
    @francheskluv Рік тому +1

    OMG ZALI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

  • @atomelotus_70
    @atomelotus_70 Рік тому +1

    When I click on the clip I was like what do he want to say and I was ahhh biff…. 😭😭😭😭

  • @Lilbean-2728
    @Lilbean-2728 8 місяців тому +1

    As a french person i don’t even know why this word exists

  • @aesthelis
    @aesthelis Рік тому +9

    HAJAHAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOOON

  • @leahlemons9755
    @leahlemons9755 Рік тому +1

    i said it out loud a little bit hopefully no one in my house remembers how to speak french

  • @namikinami_
    @namikinami_ Рік тому +8

    ああ、そういう意味のArgotだったのか…
    今日も多分一生使わないスラングを覚えました(そっと引き出しにしまう
    知らなくて良いことだが、日本ではフランス語のslang/Argotを「汚(お)フランス語」という事もあるw

    • @_SadisticPie_
      @_SadisticPie_  Рік тому +3

      また変な知識が増えましたwww

    • @aesthelis
      @aesthelis Рік тому +3

      汚フランス語wwwww

  • @Claire_0428
    @Claire_0428 Рік тому +1

    Honestly, I was thinking about spatula😀but turned out that I was wrong
    Hmmm…….”stick” is……kinda right👀you know

  • @le_petit_fou7960
    @le_petit_fou7960 Рік тому

    and "biffler" is a verb 😏

  • @olgagachaphoenix9130
    @olgagachaphoenix9130 Рік тому

    Biffle?

  • @islamiyano1264
    @islamiyano1264 Рік тому

    OMG I KNOW THIS WORD!!!