Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @RyuichiNoGekido
    @RyuichiNoGekido 5 років тому +1337

    I’m just grateful the baby didn’t CGI wink at the camera.

    • @cttnxgacha2543
      @cttnxgacha2543 5 років тому +72

      We don't speak of that movie

    • @HiioNcArBoN
      @HiioNcArBoN 5 років тому +17

      what is this a reference to?

    • @SniperJoeLieutenant
      @SniperJoeLieutenant 5 років тому +42

      @@HiioNcArBoN We don't speak its name, but let's just say it's a instructional video for the antichrist.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 років тому +17

      That’s how it steals your soul.

    • @skelebrowhovian6817
      @skelebrowhovian6817 5 років тому +38

      @@HiioNcArBoN The sequel to one of the most popular Jim Carrey movies.

  • @TubeRudeYou
    @TubeRudeYou 5 років тому +928

    Seems like everyone in this movie wished their contract had an Escape Clause.

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 4 роки тому

      Brendans comments is 666, I would have answered there but it would be 667.

    • @Channel-dy4vm
      @Channel-dy4vm 4 роки тому +1

      Can’t blame them

    • @stevenandersen6989
      @stevenandersen6989 4 роки тому

      Bruh, it seems to me the difference between Jack and Alan running Christmas, is bout as different as Trotsky and Stalin running the Soviet Union

    • @lewiskazinsky7334
      @lewiskazinsky7334 3 роки тому +4

      Martin Short (Jack Frost) has made jokes to that effect, and yet he’s the only one who looks like they’re having a good time. That guy is such a little firecracker no matter the shit he’s given to work with.

  • @kevin4061
    @kevin4061 5 років тому +689

    Good thing Jack gets a redemption arc in rise of the guardians.

    • @raisou9750
      @raisou9750 4 роки тому +47

      kevin aaand million fangirls, duh.

    • @theresacherco3503
      @theresacherco3503 4 роки тому +22

      All fangirls

    • @AngryCerealMilk
      @AngryCerealMilk 4 роки тому +31

      @@raisou9750 and Elsa as a girlfriend, according to some

    • @booksnob96
      @booksnob96 4 роки тому +26

      Rise of the Guardians Jack is my favorite Jack Frost

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 4 роки тому +8

      Wasn't that that film about the owls?

  • @C24U_
    @C24U_ 5 років тому +1966

    Is anyone weirded out how there is absolutely no mention on how when they had a chance to save the life of the original Santa that died in the accident they not only kill him once, but twice?

    • @blufox9000
      @blufox9000 5 років тому +68

      He broke his neck

    • @C24U_
      @C24U_ 5 років тому +148

      @@blufox9000 But that was because he fell off the roof because they yelled at him which startling him and caused him to slip right?

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 років тому +163

      If I was brought back in time right before the assassination of JFK, would I stop it? No, because there is no telling how much changing the death of ANYONE could impact the future. Butterfly affect and shit. Just play it safe, everyone who died in the past should remain dead. Anyways, I just put more thought into that scene than the writers of this pile of yellow snow did.

    • @blufox9000
      @blufox9000 5 років тому +30

      @@C24U_ so what is the solution then? They are silent whilst fighting? The guy dies no matter what they're doing

    • @alibrennan5977
      @alibrennan5977 5 років тому +53

      He was two weeks from retirement anyways

  • @DarkseidJoshua
    @DarkseidJoshua 5 років тому +777

    "The Escape Clause"
    If Tim Allen can't escape this movie then what chance do we mere mortals have

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 5 років тому +7

      thankfully this movie was the end of the series. un like toy story where IT SHOULDVE ENDED WITH THE 3 MOVIE!

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 років тому +4

      Tim Allen and Martin Short gets some serious $$$$$ for Christmas.

    • @codrindumitrescu
      @codrindumitrescu 5 років тому

      100%

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 5 років тому

      We're not bound by contract. I'm pretty sure our odds are good.

    • @mongolifepawn842
      @mongolifepawn842 5 років тому

      You rather die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

  • @shi444
    @shi444 5 років тому +815

    The only one and true Christmas message is...
    shut that door!

    • @MichaelSandwich01
      @MichaelSandwich01 4 роки тому +46

      No, the real Christmas message is
      BROWN DOOR

    • @randomnerd3402
      @randomnerd3402 4 роки тому +33

      Or..
      A PANTRY DOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 4 роки тому +15

      You always win when your good

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 роки тому +12

      shi444 and put that thing back where it came from! So help me, so help me! End scene.

    • @XanderPGK
      @XanderPGK 4 роки тому

      @Kono Dio Da I was about to say that! 😂

  • @princesskingforever
    @princesskingforever 5 років тому +474

    "For god sakes you're not running for Mister Rogers." I need that on a shirt

    • @KarIsTheStar
      @KarIsTheStar 5 років тому +17

      We definitely need that on a shirt! I am not saying it will solve world hunger, but that shirt will solve world hunger.

    • @melodyrichardson5051
      @melodyrichardson5051 5 років тому +6

      That line was classic.

    • @Goremaid
      @Goremaid 5 років тому +9

      I love Devil Boner, and that's a really comforting line

    • @peppermink2200
      @peppermink2200 5 років тому +9

      Same energy as "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Theresa?"

    • @wcasey1981
      @wcasey1981 5 років тому +2

      I am so using that line on my wife when she gets stressed out over Christmas. THANKS!!!!!

  • @Detroit_Dawg
    @Detroit_Dawg 5 років тому +284

    Malcolm: "Did you just use 'Majesty' in describing your work?"
    LMAO Oh man, I felt that burn! Its like he was holding that one in for a while! XD

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby 5 років тому +14

      "Remember kids, lampshading your problem totally absolves you of all criticism involving you still doing the thing you lampshaded."

  • @samuelcarter4244
    @samuelcarter4244 5 років тому +234

    "What madman designed that fireplace?"
    "You approach the Shivering Isles. Through the door behind me lies the realm of Sheogorath, Prince of Madness, Lord of the Never-There."

    • @sarosp9330
      @sarosp9330 5 років тому +5

      I was thinking the same thing! It reminds me so much of the door to the shivering isles. What a great DLC for a fun game

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 роки тому +3

      "Welcome.... To the deceptivly derranged mind, of the emperor, Pleagius, The Third!!!!"

    • @kevincall170
      @kevincall170 4 роки тому

      "CHEESE"

    • @TriniKnight01
      @TriniKnight01 4 роки тому

      @Jared Jams The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

    • @KeyBladeMaster-Dan
      @KeyBladeMaster-Dan 3 роки тому

      "You can't see me....you can't see me.... neither can he...no one can see me"

  • @chdest4550
    @chdest4550 2 роки тому +348

    "Father in-law Christmas" actually sounds like a sitcom that I would watch.

    • @whyiamafs
      @whyiamafs 2 роки тому +5

      I was just thinking that! 🤩 (I just saw this movie tonight)

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 2 роки тому +4

      I'd fund real money for that to be a thing. 😃

    • @soososowosoosowownewso1212
      @soososowosoosowownewso1212 2 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @lepapercastle
      @lepapercastle Місяць тому +1

      The new-ish Santa Claus show on Disney+ is kind of like that. It covers the life of Santa all year round, and I think that's the main idea. But yeah, just a simple little sitcom about someone's father in-law being Santa would be pretty great.

  • @i-love-my-cat-milo9
    @i-love-my-cat-milo9 5 років тому +429

    "HOW DARE YOU WALK BETTER THAN ME!"
    *Naruto runs*

    • @theamazingmaymay123
      @theamazingmaymay123 5 років тому +15

      Legit my favorite part, the look on her face is priceless

    • @patrickzalatoris3206
      @patrickzalatoris3206 4 роки тому +9

      First thing I thought, "Did kim possible just do a naruto run?"

    • @darkdragoness98
      @darkdragoness98 4 роки тому

      the naruto run is actually pretty useful to go against drafts. someone tried it out and posted a video about it

  • @jackaylward-williams9064
    @jackaylward-williams9064 5 років тому +207

    Is no one else going to comment on this movie "thawing a frozen heart" 7 years before Frozen?

  • @sethhowell3067
    @sethhowell3067 5 років тому +364

    Best line of the movie
    “Dude, chill”
    “I INVENTED CHILLED!”

    • @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550
      @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550 5 років тому +17

      The only best line in the movie.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 5 років тому +7

      @@gtsgreatteacherscathach5550 no shit Sherlock

    • @chuckbatman5
      @chuckbatman5 5 років тому +11

      Honestly I always enjoyed this movie just for Martin Short's performance, lines like this I can hear in my head after reading them. Even as a kid I found the plot about Santa being overworked and the in-laws coming to visit boring and awkward, but there's something about Martin Short as Jack Frost that is ridiculously fun to watch. Maybe it's because he's the only one in the movie who seems like he's enjoying himself, like watch his song-and-dance routine as Santa, he's clearly having a ball.

    • @themovieguru1094
      @themovieguru1094 5 років тому +4

      @@chuckbatman5 Too bad Martin Short was nominated for a Razzie for his performance. Along with Tim Allen. :( I thought Martin Short as Jack Frost looked like he was having some enjoyment.

    • @oneandonlysound99
      @oneandonlysound99 5 років тому +5

      @@chuckbatman5 Honestly, while the film definitely has major flaws-like the whole escape clause thing could've been written much better to not seem so silly or tossed in, and Martin Short as Jack Frost was a way, way better villain by a long shot than "rubber santa" who was just annoying and his soldier army made no sense even in a family crazy christmas movie. I wish it had been recieved better and we'd gotten a prequel about the Jack Frost character in all honesty. Also, Curtis is way less annoying 3 than in 2, good god.

  • @mostmelon
    @mostmelon 5 років тому +365

    Should’ve ended with “Shut that door!””

  • @josiahosborne5596
    @josiahosborne5596 5 років тому +183

    “You’ve worked hard enough”. How do these always bring tears to my eyes and Christmas Spirit to my heart every. Single. Time. Thank you, Channel Awesome. Thank you, Nostalgia Critic. And Merry Christmas 🎄 ❤️

  • @PTMWontDie2
    @PTMWontDie2 5 років тому +659

    Are we gonna ignore the fact Santa’s new baby at the end was named “Buddy”?

    • @singingwolf8997
      @singingwolf8997 5 років тому +136

      Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?

    • @weebnerd578
      @weebnerd578 5 років тому +36

      Wait it was named buddy 😲

    • @purplelily2608
      @purplelily2608 5 років тому +41

      @@weebnerd578 after his grandpa who was named Buddy...yes.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 5 років тому +7

      PTMWontDie2 wow😅

    • @maxwelsh6121
      @maxwelsh6121 5 років тому +12

      Santa buddies? The dog movie? Loooool

  • @TheBlogger
    @TheBlogger 5 років тому +219

    "I heard a woman scream!" Best line in the whole review.

  • @Nerd_Gamer_Buddy
    @Nerd_Gamer_Buddy 4 роки тому +102

    child: "why don't you just chill?"
    jack frost: yells "I've invented chill!!"
    child: cries "mommy!"
    this is my favorite line in the whole movie

  • @CractusJohn
    @CractusJohn 5 років тому +757

    I love Jack Frost in this movie soooo much, he’s so hilariously terrible. I really wish you included his “I INVENTED CHILL!!” line

    • @juliahornback2843
      @juliahornback2843 4 роки тому +15

      jack frost used to be my favorite part of this flick

    • @Millage721
      @Millage721 4 роки тому +23

      Why did I read this as "I invented chili!"?

    • @Millage721
      @Millage721 4 роки тому +8

      @AllyKat29 I still read it as "I invented chilli", it's stuck in my head now, for all of eternity.

    • @scargastondisneymovies1805
      @scargastondisneymovies1805 4 роки тому +8

      I love Jack Frost 🥶 🎅

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 4 роки тому +11

      I prefer Rise of the Guardians Jack Frost over Martin Short Jack Frost

  • @IsleofJaya
    @IsleofJaya 5 років тому +106

    Ideas used to make Frozen:
    "Hello my name is Jack Frost and I like warm hugs."
    "Love melts a frozen heart."

    • @JinxSanity
      @JinxSanity 5 років тому +13

      Or how about we make a sequel to ROTG instead so Jack Frost can finally stand as his own original character rather than be Elsa's bitch?

    • @richconsparartbro4971
      @richconsparartbro4971 5 років тому

      DreamWorks and Disney own jack frost

  • @Zichoria
    @Zichoria 5 років тому +70

    34:54 "You worked hard enough. Enjoy your time off; you deserve it. We all deserve it." Hit me in the feels so hard. Thanks, man.

  • @amorfm4071
    @amorfm4071 5 років тому +278

    Critic still has PTSD from the Cat in The Hat that he called Kurtis Conrad.

  • @ClumsyReaper
    @ClumsyReaper 5 років тому +421

    Arthur Christmas managed to do a similar thing with Santa as the “parent who works too much to see what’s important” and not only did it good, but did it uniquely as well, in a way that fit a Santa character instead of just having Santa pasted over the typical overworked parent.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 5 років тому +34

      In Arthur Christmas it’s shown Malcolm wasn’t always like that he just grew kinda obsessive over the years and kept trying to make excuses why he needed to keep working a job he clearly wasn’t cut out for anymore

    • @JacobHess1138
      @JacobHess1138 5 років тому +26

      In other words: Arthur Christmas is what Santa Clause 3 should have been.

    • @averymerrick
      @averymerrick 5 років тому +7

      Jacob Hess
      Yes.

    • @MrGabeanator
      @MrGabeanator 5 років тому +5

      Jacob Hess true

    • @luigipowdemo6458
      @luigipowdemo6458 2 роки тому +3

      Has Critic done a review of Arthur Christmas?

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 роки тому +83

    NC:”if at 1st You Don’t Succeed,Sut up,Shut up,Shut up,Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    me:we Need That on a Ugly Christmas Sweater

  • @danielcampion251
    @danielcampion251 5 років тому +114

    "Did you just use majesty when describing your work?" -Black Willy Wonka.

  • @donaldderrickii5405
    @donaldderrickii5405 5 років тому +157

    Malcolm is a treasure! That line read on "he has my sympathies" was amazing

    • @rhondaelliott2558
      @rhondaelliott2558 5 років тому +18

      "I wouldn't lie about his chances, he has my sympathies." Was also one of my favorite lines

    • @deadcool3227
      @deadcool3227 5 років тому +11

      What are you talking about that was Black Willy Wonka, I didn't see Malcolm anywhere, I did see Chart Guy #2 and Bill, but not Benny or The Devil for some reason.

    • @Stormkrow280
      @Stormkrow280 5 років тому

      Alien refrence

  • @Anonymous551656
    @Anonymous551656 5 років тому +334

    "ADULT NEEDED"
    "I *am* an adult!" (Credit: TeamFourStar)

    • @alexcaruso8766
      @alexcaruso8766 4 роки тому +5

      Martin Shorts favorite scene in the film NO doubt.

  • @colinlebold7605
    @colinlebold7605 5 років тому +812

    "Why does everyone in Canada look like a hostage?"
    Oh, sorry, those are Sens fans, that's a common mistake.

    • @TheDeeLuxExperience
      @TheDeeLuxExperience 5 років тому +17

      Some of them are leafs fans, depending what area you come from

    • @AlexTenThousand
      @AlexTenThousand 5 років тому +5

      As a non-Canadian and non-NHL fan, fill me in on the joke pls.

    • @AlexTenThousand
      @AlexTenThousand 5 років тому +3

      @@swampskald2462 Oh, they shot themselves in the foot, got it.

    • @PRdeSO
      @PRdeSO 5 років тому +7

      Ottawa, the city that fun forgot

    • @ErikZarins
      @ErikZarins 5 років тому +1

      *BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
      FUCK THE SENS

  • @anthonyoliva7191
    @anthonyoliva7191 5 років тому +831

    Every other UA-camr: *Lets play Raid: Shadow Legends!*
    Nostalgia Critic: *Stamps.*

  • @zenmanlovesgames9906
    @zenmanlovesgames9906 5 років тому +140

    ‘You worked hard enough, enjoy your time off, you deserve it, we all deserve it,’ ~ Nostalgia Critic 2019
    You don’t need to always have a message, but damn, I really needed this one this year. I’m heading home to see my family. Merry Christmas Doug, and thanks so much.

  • @Sorcerer-SMC
    @Sorcerer-SMC 5 років тому +110

    I really love how in the beginning, Hyper Fangirl and Black Willy Wonka were the ones settling up the holiday party instead of the usual chart fellas

    • @richiesahlin6409
      @richiesahlin6409 5 років тому +12

      Let's check the charts.

    • @Lopez03Eduardo.
      @Lopez03Eduardo. 5 років тому +11

      But the chart says

    • @aldrinflores4531
      @aldrinflores4531 5 років тому +8

      Eduardo Lopez 3 SCREW THE CHARTS

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 років тому

      Wait, people don't just skip the skits?

    • @memorra
      @memorra 5 років тому +3

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 the fuck? the skits are the best part, tamara and malcolm are awesome as hell

  • @5192aaron
    @5192aaron 5 років тому +159

    Did we gloss over the fact that Santa Clause 2 had Toy Santa as child friendly Hitler?
    Rewatch the film. Tell me I'm wrong.

  • @svetlanamoon7026
    @svetlanamoon7026 4 роки тому +68

    13:59 Kim Possible doing the Naruto run filled a void in my soul... that or else it made one. I can't tell which it is.

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 4 роки тому +4

      Kim Possible so adorkable

  • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
    @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 5 років тому +108

    13:59
    *Naruto running whiny live-action Kim Possible*
    I'm scared...

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 роки тому

      She has too much power now.....

  • @gossamer999
    @gossamer999 5 років тому +153

    The Doug head with swirlies in his eyes is the third scariest thing I've seen this week.

  • @TheAtemAndrew
    @TheAtemAndrew 5 років тому +74

    I like how nobody seems to react that both times the snowglobe takes them back, the entire timeline hinges on them 'accidentally' murdering the original santa.

  • @mrcritical6751
    @mrcritical6751 5 років тому +255

    Ok the in laws not noticing how the “Canadians” looked weird I can kinda understand but how the hell did they not get suspicious the second they saw Jack Frost the guy has icicles literally growing off of him

    • @BardicLiving
      @BardicLiving 5 років тому +30

      It's cold in Canada.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 5 років тому +13

      Not liquid nitrogen cold

    • @BardicLiving
      @BardicLiving 5 років тому +18

      @@mrcritical6751 True that's Russia.

    • @TheLegonaut
      @TheLegonaut 4 роки тому +12

      What are you talking about Jack Frost looks like a typical Canadian

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 роки тому +4

      TheLegonaut I don’t remember ever seeing icicles hanging off of Ryan Reynolds

  • @themetalmaniac7811
    @themetalmaniac7811 5 років тому +187

    sleep is for the bread: nostalgia critic 2019.

  • @caski1663
    @caski1663 2 роки тому +54

    9:41 wait, you are telling me this is from the same director of the movie in which hey go back in time to the first thanksgiving to take Turkeys off the Menu?

    • @wolverine3219
      @wolverine3219 2 роки тому +8

      That's right, the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys of the menu.

    • @edwardjohnston7067
      @edwardjohnston7067 2 роки тому +6

      And this is a movie where they go back in time to stop Tim Allen from being Santa Claus

    • @mcnuggets7463
      @mcnuggets7463 Рік тому +5

      @@edwardjohnston7067 that's right they go back in time TO STOP TIM ALLEN FROM BEING SANTA CLAUSE

    • @georgehiscott700
      @georgehiscott700 Рік тому +1

      I knew someone would make a comment like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @Nerd_Gamer_Buddy
    @Nerd_Gamer_Buddy 5 років тому +76

    i like when a kid says to jack frost "you need to chill" and hes all "ive invented chill!" then the kid is like "mommy!" crying to her mom

  • @everittprice421
    @everittprice421 5 років тому +237

    Nostalgia critic version: Grinch vs Grinch vs Grinch

    • @SgtScorpious
      @SgtScorpious 5 років тому +9

      easy win for the original with karloff

    • @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550
      @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550 5 років тому +6

      @@SgtScorpious an instant win for the original and Boris Carloff and his awesome voice.

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 5 років тому

      GrinchOnGrinchOnGrinchOnGrinch

    • @animationnerd2748
      @animationnerd2748 5 років тому

      That would be awesome 😎

  • @AriochStarr
    @AriochStarr 5 років тому +38

    That amateurish home-footage ending genuinely brought a tear to my eye. It reminded me of my childhood when we'd have all the family round for a get-together and entertain one another for the day. Those days are always so wonderful to look back on and enjoy the memories.
    Hope everyone at Channel Awesome had a wonderful Christmas with each other.

    • @b10rn
      @b10rn 13 днів тому +1

      Most underrated part of this review for sure.

  • @MadHatter42
    @MadHatter42 5 років тому +65

    That was actually really nice. So often Doug has to hammer the message in with a big speech. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn’t. But it’s good to see that a strong message can also be delivered with a simple line and some clips of people just having a good time.
    Merry Christmas, y’all.

  • @TheCannon69
    @TheCannon69 5 років тому +353

    Every year I make a heartfelt Christmas review
    Doug a few years ago: makes heavy metal song about Christmas

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 5 років тому +28

      I mean not the weirdest thing hes done on christmas

    • @gamecrusade4783
      @gamecrusade4783 5 років тому +13

      the Cannon I play that song every Christmas, nothing puts me in the spirit like it lol

    • @fry4guy
      @fry4guy 5 років тому +28

      @@trainman5675 true. He once dystroyed a whole universe that loved Christmas more than him/kill a pregnant alien.

    • @Trevornator
      @Trevornator 5 років тому +18

      I think what Doug means is the last episode before Christmas is usually heartfelt, and the first christmas special every year is usually the craziest...such as the heavy metal christmas song one lol

    • @drakeware655
      @drakeware655 5 років тому +5

      @@Trevornator Like either last year or the year before where he reviewed Nutcracker in 3D and when he reviewed The Christmas Tree to give a heartfelt message

  • @Megan-nw6tm
    @Megan-nw6tm 5 років тому +44

    34:58 that was honestly one of the best messages for Christmas. I kinda needed that

  • @pwnorbepwned
    @pwnorbepwned 5 років тому +52

    I was wondering where the gag was going to go at the end. That was adorable.

  • @robpagenkopf5829
    @robpagenkopf5829 5 років тому +510

    Joke in The Santa Clause: “We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shotguns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women.”
    Joke in The Santa Clause 3: I honestly can’t think of one.
    The original is a PG-rated, playfully cynical film that properly counterbalances its Disney brand sweetness. It creates a good dichotomy that makes the emotional moments impactful rather than cheesy.
    The sequels are G-rated sugar-fests filled with overacting and an overreliance on cutesiness. Just the fact that they gave the reindeer bigger eyes and a silly gibberish style of talking shows how saccharine the sequels are compared to the original.

    • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
      @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 5 років тому +18

      the second one would probably be right at home if there was a Hallmark channel for men

    • @thecataking6933
      @thecataking6933 5 років тому +25

      The joke in the third one is that Jack Frost murders a girl’s parents in front of her and traps her in a room with their frozen bodies

    • @henith7850
      @henith7850 5 років тому +8

      I still like the second film. It’s just the third one I don’t like.

    • @funnyblog100
      @funnyblog100 5 років тому +15

      The only actor I can tolerate overacting from is Jim Carey he is the only actor that constantly gets away with it!

    • @Ghost26968
      @Ghost26968 5 років тому +9

      "IT FELT LIKE AMERICA'S MOST WANTED!"

  • @sickboy7104
    @sickboy7104 5 років тому +179

    Let's just try to remember: Sleep deprivation is no laughing matter.

    • @GoblinsOfFarmington
      @GoblinsOfFarmington 5 років тому +3

      Yes we should all remember that this is not comedic in any way and anyone who would dare laugh at this has a iq that is very low and should not be regarded with any respect at all because they laugh at things that should be not laughed at in any matter as a person with a very high iq I see that this is depraved of comedy in every form now I have to watch Sesame Street and eat my baby formula

    • @sickboy7104
      @sickboy7104 5 років тому +6

      @@GoblinsOfFarmington You're a dick. I laughed at it. I've just known people who didn't take it very seriously, and suffered serious mental and physical health problems because of it. It's just a reminder to everyone to maybe mind their sleep a little more.

    • @alucard347
      @alucard347 5 років тому

      I have almost been kicked out of the army twice for my insomnia...
      I can sometimes spend a whole week unable to sleep even once.

    • @saviitrius
      @saviitrius 5 років тому +7

      Honestly...I thought you were joking. Your effort is admirable, but many people fail to see that just because something serious is made fun of, doesn't necessarily mean it's never going to be taken seriously again. I laugh at a lot of offensive jokes but I still take real issues seriously in a serious environment, just as you seem to as well (from what you've said). So I think it's safe to say that perhaps such reminders don't always need to be said. We all know these things and were not going to forget them anytime soon.

    • @sickboy7104
      @sickboy7104 5 років тому +1

      @@saviitrius Yeah. To be honest, I have trouble seeing the line between the two a lot of the time. I'm some where on the autistic spectrum, and also have a history of caffeine addiction.

  • @RomaroBrandon
    @RomaroBrandon 5 років тому +31

    4:57 That moment you realize that elf was Little Rock in Zombieland 🤯
    7:00 The moment you realize Lana was Mother Nature 😱

  • @jameskarg3240
    @jameskarg3240 5 років тому +61

    "For gods sakes, your not running for Mr. Rodgers!!"
    Well said

  • @Bartman954
    @Bartman954 5 років тому +79

    Holy shit, was that Michael Dorn?
    Surprised he didn't protest that he wasn't a merry man

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 5 років тому +1

      @Bartman954
      Wait, Michael Dorn? As in Worf The Klingon and the voice of various cartoon characters?! *faints*

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 5 років тому

      The Guy from Gabriel Knight ??!
      ... and Star Trek?

  • @unfabgirl
    @unfabgirl 5 років тому +26

    As much as I loved this review, I do wish you had ended it with that heartwarming Christmas message "SHUT THAT DOOR!"

  • @thescreenslaver8520
    @thescreenslaver8520 5 років тому +38

    That Into the Spider-Verse joke was genius.

  • @joe-gi5ne
    @joe-gi5ne 5 років тому +58

    When Jack Frost is a freaking Santa he looks like The Cat in the Hat movie

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 5 років тому +9

      They have the boy from cat in the hat too

  • @TRTMN-vs3ew
    @TRTMN-vs3ew 5 років тому +32

    And that sums up my feelings for this film. Honestly, I loved the trilogy as a child and still hold a soft spot for all three films. The third one never seemed awful to me because I too lost myself to the fun and enjoyment this film has to offer.

    • @KarIsTheStar
      @KarIsTheStar 5 років тому +2

      This is one of my favorite, and I think for similar reasons.

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 5 років тому +1

      I think this movie is prefectly fine. It was verry well written. Most of the so called plot holes were explained by the movie.

  • @arbuckle6103
    @arbuckle6103 5 років тому +57

    This movie came out the same weekend as Flushed Away. Let that sink in.

    • @sto3rt
      @sto3rt 5 років тому

      I let sink in

    • @thatrandomplayer8827
      @thatrandomplayer8827 5 років тому +1

      What does he want know

    • @DHynes5
      @DHynes5 5 років тому +5

      Flushed Away is hysterical and underrated :)

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 5 років тому +1

      What the fuck is flushed away

    • @arbuckle6103
      @arbuckle6103 5 років тому

      duckiedale80 That too.

  • @jamescallanan2443
    @jamescallanan2443 5 років тому +146

    The holiday council is like a knock off Rise of the Guardians

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia 5 років тому +50

      Hilariously, this movie came out before Gurdians, so that just shows the difference between the two

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 4 роки тому +8

      I'd say the Adam West Batman version of it

    • @KeyBladeMaster-Dan
      @KeyBladeMaster-Dan 3 роки тому +6

      Except the Santa Clause 2 did it about a decade before that movie existed 😑

  • @Dreamlillie_95
    @Dreamlillie_95 5 років тому +33

    "A couple of running noses and some dead Citrus!"
    The only joke I laugh at in this movie

  • @PhantomShadow224
    @PhantomShadow224 5 років тому +16

    Hangs up sign
    Jack Frost: “I’ve done it!”
    Sign falls and shatters
    Jack Frost turns to the elf next to him: “what have you done”

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 5 років тому +33

    "I'm gonna shove coal so far up your stocking, you'll be coughing up diamonds!"

  • @EhlistarsWrath
    @EhlistarsWrath 5 років тому +456

    “Disturbing pause zone” is what is called a “silent moment” to let you laugh
    But it’s not funny

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 5 років тому +24

      so a laugh track, but without the laugh track

    • @EhlistarsWrath
      @EhlistarsWrath 5 років тому +8

      Rok Kralj Koleša *YOU GOT IT SISTER*

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 5 років тому +4

      @@EhlistarsWrath DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!

    • @EhlistarsWrath
      @EhlistarsWrath 5 років тому +6

      Rok Kralj Koleša you ruined it

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 5 років тому +6

      @@EhlistarsWrath I'm starting to think that that sentence describes me a little too well

  • @tuntemon
    @tuntemon 5 років тому +25

    All I could hear when Mother Nature was talking was "ARCHER!!"

    • @Mezaph
      @Mezaph 5 років тому +1

      I was checking the comments to see if it's the same actress!

  • @ladydnavarone3447
    @ladydnavarone3447 5 років тому +58

    “Maybe it’s the lack of sleep or just giving into the madness?”
    December 20, 2019 everyone

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 роки тому +4

      Every single freaking day of 2020 says hello.

    • @ehernandez523
      @ehernandez523 4 роки тому

      Hello from 2020. You had no idea.

  • @Quinntus79
    @Quinntus79 5 років тому +12

    "God, I've been looking for a spot to put that in! Just made it."
    Um, phrasing.

  • @averymerrick
    @averymerrick 5 років тому +702

    Sucks that they acted like Bernard *didn’t* exist in this film 🎞.

    • @jonusaguilar8156
      @jonusaguilar8156 5 років тому +57

      Avery Merrick I always wondered about that, I mean could the elves have murdered him?

    • @dakotahmays1437
      @dakotahmays1437 5 років тому +39

      Well he did look pretty old for an elf and what happens when you get really old?

    • @JackalopeBunny
      @JackalopeBunny 5 років тому +12

      Right?

    • @edwardtjbrown1979
      @edwardtjbrown1979 5 років тому +46

      the actor was fired in a wild GAY sex scandal. It shocked the foundations of Hollywood.

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia 5 років тому +12

      He would probably be the one to be there for Santa.

  • @RogueT-Rex8468
    @RogueT-Rex8468 5 років тому +163

    Bernard wasn’t in this. It was gonna suck.
    But seriously. This movie is good for only one reason.
    The bloopers. Nothing else.

    • @Pigmcginnyrig
      @Pigmcginnyrig 5 років тому +1

      20th liker

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 роки тому

      Rogue T-Rex OH YES!!!

    • @oriontherealironman
      @oriontherealironman 4 роки тому

      EASY!

    • @chrismulwee4911
      @chrismulwee4911 4 роки тому +2

      AND.. the closing theme song that follows.. Aly & AJ's The Greatest Time Of Year. I remember seeing this movie in theaters, and hearing that song, I just HAD to get their Acoustic Hearts Of Winter album.

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 4 роки тому +5

      I wish they could've explained Bernard's absence in this movie.

  • @gnarly441
    @gnarly441 5 років тому +49

    I love how Doug keeps bringing up that star wars Christmas after all these years

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv 3 роки тому +2

      Including the house Chewbacca's family lives in in one of the past Nostalgiaween intros

    • @MadTurnip
      @MadTurnip 3 роки тому

      It leaves a mark xD

  • @OtterloopB
    @OtterloopB 5 років тому +55

    I could go the rest of my life without ever seeing this film around Christmas.
    The first 2 are fine. In fact, the scene in Number 2 at the school Christmas party is actually really endearing.
    But 3 is just... pain. Pure pain to sit through.

  • @AlfredSoul
    @AlfredSoul 5 років тому +27

    That ending party scene felt weirdly natural, especially in contrast to the usual over the top and goofy tone of these reviews... good job!

  • @logon900
    @logon900 5 років тому +20

    21:54
    Me: "What is this so supposed to hypnotize me?"
    Doug: "No! it's just supposed to give you a splitting headache!"

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 5 років тому

      "It's not working."

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 5 років тому

      Or perhaps it's supposed to be the least subtle campaign for a Stamps.com sponsorship.

  • @billiamafton6528
    @billiamafton6528 5 років тому +96

    I wish he would've reviewed Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever.

    • @nine_tails137
      @nine_tails137 5 років тому +6

      This isn't Christmas related, but I would love it if he reviewed The Indian in the Cupboard and Tall Tale.

    • @cyborgparrot1996
      @cyborgparrot1996 5 років тому

      Didn't Cinema Snob already review that?

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 3 роки тому

      Mordecai, how did the genetic work in your cartoon? You married a female bat and have half-bat and half-regular children

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 роки тому

      Wish granted

    • @videohistory722
      @videohistory722 3 роки тому

      Wish granted! He has!

  • @ayvi8850
    @ayvi8850 5 років тому +28

    not lying.... I laughed at the "I'll get a mop" line.....

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 5 років тому +43

    "Enjoy your time off?" ...You know what? Usually I'd make some snarky comment about working retail, but not this time. Thanks, Doug. You do, too. Merry Christmas, man.

    • @Hraefncin
      @Hraefncin 5 років тому +3

      Just got fired from a retail job. Bittersweet, unemployed but free on Christmas.

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 5 років тому +8

    That lesson hits home this year. I've been working so hard to out-do my past presents, I've always made them myself, that I kind of forgot why I made them: to show how much I love my family.
    They love my presents because I made them, not because of what I made. My mom and dad had to set me strait on that.

  • @Jazzisa311
    @Jazzisa311 5 років тому +34

    I always love an appearance from Devil Boner!!! He's my favourite character!! Even if it's a short one, he's just the best. And him & Tamara make the cutest couple ever. Let's hope they never break up!!

  • @childecamehome7149
    @childecamehome7149 5 років тому +208

    This is the dumbest santa trope
    Everyone thinks santa doesn't exist, *BUT HOW THE HECK DO THE ADULTS EXPLAIN THE PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE THAT THEY DIDN'T BUY?!?!*
    Edit: OMG this is the most likes I've got on a comment before

    • @crane8015
      @crane8015 5 років тому +4

      Magic?

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 5 років тому +12

      Well, my folks always told me that they were gifts from their friends or from family that didn't have time to do more than stop by and drop them off. I have a decent-sized family, all of whom now have kids of their own, so it's believable.

    • @CoffeeManiac20
      @CoffeeManiac20 5 років тому +3

      Thank you!

    • @shayla106
      @shayla106 5 років тому +2

      WorldWalker128 Not for everyone.

    • @matthewfredericks1640
      @matthewfredericks1640 5 років тому

      @@WorldWalker128 what if the parent have no friends

  • @irain4927
    @irain4927 5 років тому +25

    "And all of this is suppose to be taken seriously with that *GODDAMN FIREPLACE IN THE BACKGROUND!* "
    I choked on the cereal I was eating.

  • @developingopinionmedia2909
    @developingopinionmedia2909 2 роки тому +32

    Doubt you'll notice this but MERRY Christmas Doug

  • @IsleofJaya
    @IsleofJaya 5 років тому +45

    "Critic you need to chill."
    "I INVITED CHILL!!!"

  • @StarWarriorCentral
    @StarWarriorCentral 5 років тому +16

    5:40 Was "Conrad" an intentional reference to Cat in the Hat, or have you forgotten that that elf's name is Curtis?
    17:00 Did you just call Carol "Laura?" Laura is the EX-wife of Scott Calvin...
    23:15 If you watch a later scene that you conveniently edited out of this review, Neal tells Scott that Scott being away from his family put more pressure on Neal, and it led to Charlie rejecting Neal as a father figure. THAT drove a wedge between him and Laura.
    23:41 The second movie literally has the line "Kids are 86% happier since you've taken the job."
    25:00 "I'm a Distraction" from To Boldly Flee, anyone?

  • @jarrenstarkey8541
    @jarrenstarkey8541 5 років тому +19

    The Jack frost acted from being hugged by a little girl will never be okay with me.

  • @Descentfreak1032
    @Descentfreak1032 5 років тому +36

    Spencer Breslin's character in this movie isn't Conrad, it's Curtis. Conrad was his character in The Cat In The Hat.

    • @jackaylward-williams9064
      @jackaylward-williams9064 5 років тому +3

      That's the joke, he can't tell the two characters apart.

    • @madmonkee1176
      @madmonkee1176 5 років тому

      His little sister is in this movie too in the beginning

  • @IsleofJaya
    @IsleofJaya 5 років тому +51

    "I was frozen today"

  • @Starfals
    @Starfals 5 років тому +31

    Need
    To
    Buy
    Stamps
    Stamppps... Stammmppps.. What were we talking about? Oh yea, Santa something

  • @trainstorm1225
    @trainstorm1225 5 років тому +116

    “Yes sir, you heard correctly. We will be closed on Christmas Day. You can blame Jesus. He’s the one that popped up.”

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 років тому +21

    It's always a delight to see Chester A Bum again , wish Doug brought back Bum reviews.

  • @NekoBoyOfficial
    @NekoBoyOfficial 2 роки тому +45

    Happy to see Bum Reviews make another appearance. Feels like forever.

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 5 років тому +15

    Moral lessons in Nostalgia Critic's Christmas reviews:
    2013, The Christmas Tree - It's about the effort & the sincerity of you spending time with your loved ones.
    2014, Christmas Story 2 - Be nice to people who cared about you.
    2015, Christmas With The Kranks - There's bad moments in good times & there's good moments in bad times.
    2016, I'll be home for Christmas - There's gonna be a lot of anger, and there's gonna be a lot of love.
    2017, Home Alone 2 - It's worth a shot spending some time with anyone, regardless you can or can't stand their behavior.
    2018, Nutcracker (2010) - Get inspired to do something by those who understand it better than you.
    2019, Santa Clause 3 - Do your best instead of pushing yourself too hard. Also, STAMPS.

  • @eaglescout1984
    @eaglescout1984 5 років тому +8

    I've got the perfect Christmas message after a review of the Santa Clause 3:
    Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find... THE THREE AMIGOS!

  • @Earth2Natalie
    @Earth2Natalie 5 років тому +12

    That meeting with all the spirits in the beginning, probably what inspired "Rise of the Guardians"

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 5 років тому +154

    "On Christmas you don't have to be perfect, just more perfect than Jesus."
    - Doug Walker

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 років тому +2

      Ok Liberal

    • @raymanfreak7739
      @raymanfreak7739 5 років тому +4

      "Needs work." XD

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 роки тому +1

      Jesus was pretty strong. I heard he had to carry that damn heavy cross that he was crucified on AFTER he had the crap beat out of him. That's pretty metal......... and extremely fucked up but it was how they did things back then.

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 2 роки тому +1

      My personal life motto

  • @ntcnetwork9934
    @ntcnetwork9934 5 років тому +100

    “Dougo” is the hardest I’ve laughed all day.

    • @ignorepls
      @ignorepls 5 років тому +6

      Then you have a strange sense of humor for one specific moment

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 років тому

      It was a trip.

  • @FlynnRider4
    @FlynnRider4 3 роки тому +59

    Gotta admit: Allen and Short did their best to save this film. But the script was just too much to overcome.

  • @DoctorGrimmothy
    @DoctorGrimmothy 5 років тому +176

    Nobody: Not a single squeak.
    That guy: Reveiw Diehard

    • @richiesahlin6409
      @richiesahlin6409 5 років тому +1

      Mobile Suit Gundam: Endless Waltz.

    • @RaikanGinro
      @RaikanGinro 5 років тому +4

      Detective peralta: say sike right now

    • @kungfuenthusiasm6592
      @kungfuenthusiasm6592 5 років тому +1

      Richie Sahlin we don’t touch anime....not after....THAT review >_>

    • @TheMadwomen
      @TheMadwomen 5 років тому +1

      You predicted the future!

  • @EthanDarke
    @EthanDarke 5 років тому +6

    "You worked hard enough enjoy your time off"...Doug...I really needed to hear that actually, thank you, Happy Holidays..

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 4 роки тому +11

    Not gonna lie, I almost cried when Critic fell asleep at the computer and everybody came into the room.

  • @snaketooth0943
    @snaketooth0943 5 років тому +14

    Watching the review, I actually kind of thought the "I'll get a mop line" was kind of funny. You don't use mops on fire!
    "Am I really that fat?" Nice Toy Story 2 reference!

  • @nicolemiller7760
    @nicolemiller7760 5 років тому +16

    At LEAST Martin Short was clearly having fun.

    • @brendakrieger7000
      @brendakrieger7000 5 років тому +1

      I love Martin Short.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 5 років тому

      And the Santa-bot makeup looks way more painful as Santa he had to wear aging makeup but in Santa Clause 2 he had to wear makeup that made his skin look plastic and wear plastic moulds of a beard and a wig

  • @themarioman5673
    @themarioman5673 5 років тому +41

    "The Escape Clause"
    I wish I could escape life, so I can finally be happy.

    • @sky-sx5gt
      @sky-sx5gt 5 років тому +2

      same

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 5 років тому +2

      I feel you.
      Life is a video game...
      I'm gonna just keep grinding through this.

  • @sonicinajarvauntedspeciali7245
    @sonicinajarvauntedspeciali7245 5 років тому +48

    *goes straight to the third because why not*

    • @MayaMachina-n8s
      @MayaMachina-n8s 5 років тому +3

      He already reviewed the other 2 in disneycember :P

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 5 років тому +7

      For a brief second I thought your icon was Freddie Mercury's head and neck in a plate of pasta

    • @gonzaloegonzalez8106
      @gonzaloegonzalez8106 5 років тому

      Well is the worst one. And he in the beginning said than the first 2 are harmless.