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    It's the Christmas sequel most people say doesn't deliver, but let's see if there's any laughs that unintentionally come from this. The Nostalgia Critic reviews Disney's Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause.
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    The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause is a 2006 American Christmas fantasy comedy adventure film directed by Michael Lembeck. It is the third and final film in the Santa Clause film series following The Santa Clause and The Santa Clause 2. The film stars Tim Allen returning as Scott Calvin/Santa Claus and Martin Short as Jack Frost.
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  • @C24U_
    @C24U_ 4 роки тому +1819

    Is anyone weirded out how there is absolutely no mention on how when they had a chance to save the life of the original Santa that died in the accident they not only kill him once, but twice?

    • @blufox9000
      @blufox9000 4 роки тому +59

      He broke his neck

    • @C24U_
      @C24U_ 4 роки тому +142

      @@blufox9000 But that was because he fell off the roof because they yelled at him which startling him and caused him to slip right?

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 4 роки тому +158

      If I was brought back in time right before the assassination of JFK, would I stop it? No, because there is no telling how much changing the death of ANYONE could impact the future. Butterfly affect and shit. Just play it safe, everyone who died in the past should remain dead. Anyways, I just put more thought into that scene than the writers of this pile of yellow snow did.

    • @blufox9000
      @blufox9000 4 роки тому +27

      @@C24U_ so what is the solution then? They are silent whilst fighting? The guy dies no matter what they're doing

    • @alibrennan5977
      @alibrennan5977 4 роки тому +50

      He was two weeks from retirement anyways

  • @DarkseidJoshua
    @DarkseidJoshua 4 роки тому +723

    "The Escape Clause"
    If Tim Allen can't escape this movie then what chance do we mere mortals have

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 4 роки тому +7

      thankfully this movie was the end of the series. un like toy story where IT SHOULDVE ENDED WITH THE 3 MOVIE!

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 роки тому +3

      Tim Allen and Martin Short gets some serious $$$$$ for Christmas.

    • @codrindumitrescu
      @codrindumitrescu 4 роки тому

      100%

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 4 роки тому

      We're not bound by contract. I'm pretty sure our odds are good.

    • @mongolifepawn842
      @mongolifepawn842 4 роки тому

      You rather die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

  • @kevin4061
    @kevin4061 4 роки тому +611

    Good thing Jack gets a redemption arc in rise of the guardians.

    • @raisou9750
      @raisou9750 4 роки тому +46

      kevin aaand million fangirls, duh.

    • @theresacherco3503
      @theresacherco3503 3 роки тому +21

      All fangirls

    • @AngryCerealMilk
      @AngryCerealMilk 3 роки тому +30

      @@raisou9750 and Elsa as a girlfriend, according to some

    • @booksnob96
      @booksnob96 3 роки тому +26

      Rise of the Guardians Jack is my favorite Jack Frost

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 роки тому +8

      Wasn't that that film about the owls?

  • @chdest4550
    @chdest4550 Рік тому +290

    "Father in-law Christmas" actually sounds like a sitcom that I would watch.

  • @RyuichiNoGekido
    @RyuichiNoGekido 4 роки тому +1216

    I’m just grateful the baby didn’t CGI wink at the camera.

    • @cttnxgacha2543
      @cttnxgacha2543 4 роки тому +67

      We don't speak of that movie

    • @HiioNcArBoN
      @HiioNcArBoN 4 роки тому +16

      what is this a reference to?

    • @SniperJoeLieutenant
      @SniperJoeLieutenant 4 роки тому +41

      @@HiioNcArBoN We don't speak its name, but let's just say it's a instructional video for the antichrist.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 роки тому +17

      That’s how it steals your soul.

    • @skelebrowhovian6817
      @skelebrowhovian6817 4 роки тому +36

      @@HiioNcArBoN The sequel to one of the most popular Jim Carrey movies.

  • @TubeRudeYou
    @TubeRudeYou 4 роки тому +843

    Seems like everyone in this movie wished their contract had an Escape Clause.

    • @betterversionn
      @betterversionn 4 роки тому +30

      Brendan Lawrence okay, that was extremely clever. If NC ever reads this, I’m sure he’ll wonder how he didn’t think of this joke first and use it in the review

    • @betterversionn
      @betterversionn 4 роки тому +8

      Yanis Kaps Yes, I’m sure child elf #121 might have enjoyed making the flick, but everyone else likely wanted an Escape Clause

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 3 роки тому

      Brendans comments is 666, I would have answered there but it would be 667.

    • @Channel-dy4vm
      @Channel-dy4vm 3 роки тому +1

      Can’t blame them

    • @stevenandersen6989
      @stevenandersen6989 3 роки тому

      Bruh, it seems to me the difference between Jack and Alan running Christmas, is bout as different as Trotsky and Stalin running the Soviet Union

  • @samuelcarter4244
    @samuelcarter4244 4 роки тому +204

    "What madman designed that fireplace?"
    "You approach the Shivering Isles. Through the door behind me lies the realm of Sheogorath, Prince of Madness, Lord of the Never-There."

    • @sarosp9330
      @sarosp9330 4 роки тому +5

      I was thinking the same thing! It reminds me so much of the door to the shivering isles. What a great DLC for a fun game

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 роки тому +3

      "Welcome.... To the deceptivly derranged mind, of the emperor, Pleagius, The Third!!!!"

    • @kevincall170
      @kevincall170 3 роки тому

      "CHEESE"

    • @TriniKnight01
      @TriniKnight01 3 роки тому

      @Jared Jams The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

    • @KeyBladeMaster-Dan
      @KeyBladeMaster-Dan 2 роки тому

      "You can't see me....you can't see me.... neither can he...no one can see me"

  • @i-love-my-cat-milo9
    @i-love-my-cat-milo9 4 роки тому +406

    "HOW DARE YOU WALK BETTER THAN ME!"
    *Naruto runs*

    • @theamazingmaymay123
      @theamazingmaymay123 4 роки тому +15

      Legit my favorite part, the look on her face is priceless

    • @patrickzalatoris3206
      @patrickzalatoris3206 3 роки тому +9

      First thing I thought, "Did kim possible just do a naruto run?"

    • @darkdragoness98
      @darkdragoness98 3 роки тому

      the naruto run is actually pretty useful to go against drafts. someone tried it out and posted a video about it

  • @princesskingforever
    @princesskingforever 4 роки тому +448

    "For god sakes you're not running for Mister Rogers." I need that on a shirt

    • @KarIsTheStar
      @KarIsTheStar 4 роки тому +18

      We definitely need that on a shirt! I am not saying it will solve world hunger, but that shirt will solve world hunger.

    • @melodyrichardson5051
      @melodyrichardson5051 4 роки тому +6

      That line was classic.

    • @Goremaid
      @Goremaid 4 роки тому +9

      I love Devil Boner, and that's a really comforting line

    • @peppermink2200
      @peppermink2200 4 роки тому +9

      Same energy as "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Theresa?"

    • @wcasey1981
      @wcasey1981 4 роки тому +2

      I am so using that line on my wife when she gets stressed out over Christmas. THANKS!!!!!

  • @mostmelon
    @mostmelon 4 роки тому +342

    Should’ve ended with “Shut that door!””

  • @shi444
    @shi444 4 роки тому +776

    The only one and true Christmas message is...
    shut that door!

    • @MichaelSandwich01
      @MichaelSandwich01 4 роки тому +44

      No, the real Christmas message is
      BROWN DOOR

    • @randomnerd3402
      @randomnerd3402 4 роки тому +32

      Or..
      A PANTRY DOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

    • @hobohabsburg8447
      @hobohabsburg8447 4 роки тому +24

      I’ll shut that door once you fix this damn door!

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 4 роки тому +14

      You always win when your good

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 роки тому +12

      shi444 and put that thing back where it came from! So help me, so help me! End scene.

  • @jackaylward-williams9064
    @jackaylward-williams9064 4 роки тому +188

    Is no one else going to comment on this movie "thawing a frozen heart" 7 years before Frozen?

  • @Detroit_Dawg
    @Detroit_Dawg 4 роки тому +271

    Malcolm: "Did you just use 'Majesty' in describing your work?"
    LMAO Oh man, I felt that burn! Its like he was holding that one in for a while! XD

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby 4 роки тому +14

      "Remember kids, lampshading your problem totally absolves you of all criticism involving you still doing the thing you lampshaded."

  • @PTMWontDie2
    @PTMWontDie2 4 роки тому +624

    Are we gonna ignore the fact Santa’s new baby at the end was named “Buddy”?

    • @singingwolf8997
      @singingwolf8997 4 роки тому +133

      Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?

    • @weebnerd578
      @weebnerd578 4 роки тому +35

      Wait it was named buddy 😲

    • @purplelily2608
      @purplelily2608 4 роки тому +41

      @@weebnerd578 after his grandpa who was named Buddy...yes.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 4 роки тому +7

      PTMWontDie2 wow😅

    • @maxwelsh6121
      @maxwelsh6121 4 роки тому +12

      Santa buddies? The dog movie? Loooool

  • @Nerd_Gamer_Buddy
    @Nerd_Gamer_Buddy 3 роки тому +91

    child: "why don't you just chill?"
    jack frost: yells "I've invented chill!!"
    child: cries "mommy!"
    this is my favorite line in the whole movie

  • @TheAtemAndrew
    @TheAtemAndrew 4 роки тому +68

    I like how nobody seems to react that both times the snowglobe takes them back, the entire timeline hinges on them 'accidentally' murdering the original santa.

  • @sethhowell3067
    @sethhowell3067 4 роки тому +342

    Best line of the movie
    “Dude, chill”
    “I INVENTED CHILLED!”

    • @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550
      @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550 4 роки тому +17

      The only best line in the movie.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 4 роки тому +7

      @@gtsgreatteacherscathach5550 no shit Sherlock

    • @chuckbatman5
      @chuckbatman5 4 роки тому +9

      Honestly I always enjoyed this movie just for Martin Short's performance, lines like this I can hear in my head after reading them. Even as a kid I found the plot about Santa being overworked and the in-laws coming to visit boring and awkward, but there's something about Martin Short as Jack Frost that is ridiculously fun to watch. Maybe it's because he's the only one in the movie who seems like he's enjoying himself, like watch his song-and-dance routine as Santa, he's clearly having a ball.

    • @themovieguru1094
      @themovieguru1094 4 роки тому +3

      @@chuckbatman5 Too bad Martin Short was nominated for a Razzie for his performance. Along with Tim Allen. :( I thought Martin Short as Jack Frost looked like he was having some enjoyment.

    • @oneandonlysound3453
      @oneandonlysound3453 4 роки тому +4

      @@chuckbatman5 Honestly, while the film definitely has major flaws-like the whole escape clause thing could've been written much better to not seem so silly or tossed in, and Martin Short as Jack Frost was a way, way better villain by a long shot than "rubber santa" who was just annoying and his soldier army made no sense even in a family crazy christmas movie. I wish it had been recieved better and we'd gotten a prequel about the Jack Frost character in all honesty. Also, Curtis is way less annoying 3 than in 2, good god.

  • @colinlebold7605
    @colinlebold7605 4 роки тому +807

    "Why does everyone in Canada look like a hostage?"
    Oh, sorry, those are Sens fans, that's a common mistake.

    • @TheDeeLuxExperience
      @TheDeeLuxExperience 4 роки тому +18

      Some of them are leafs fans, depending what area you come from

    • @AlexTenThousand
      @AlexTenThousand 4 роки тому +5

      As a non-Canadian and non-NHL fan, fill me in on the joke pls.

    • @AlexTenThousand
      @AlexTenThousand 4 роки тому +3

      @@swampskald2462 Oh, they shot themselves in the foot, got it.

    • @PRdeSO
      @PRdeSO 4 роки тому +7

      Ottawa, the city that fun forgot

    • @ErikZarins
      @ErikZarins 4 роки тому +1

      *BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
      FUCK THE SENS

  • @josiahosborne5596
    @josiahosborne5596 4 роки тому +179

    “You’ve worked hard enough”. How do these always bring tears to my eyes and Christmas Spirit to my heart every. Single. Time. Thank you, Channel Awesome. Thank you, Nostalgia Critic. And Merry Christmas 🎄 ❤️

  • @Zichoria
    @Zichoria 4 роки тому +65

    34:54 "You worked hard enough. Enjoy your time off; you deserve it. We all deserve it." Hit me in the feels so hard. Thanks, man.

  • @TheBlogger
    @TheBlogger 4 роки тому +205

    "I heard a woman scream!" Best line in the whole review.

  • @ClumsyReaper
    @ClumsyReaper 4 роки тому +407

    Arthur Christmas managed to do a similar thing with Santa as the “parent who works too much to see what’s important” and not only did it good, but did it uniquely as well, in a way that fit a Santa character instead of just having Santa pasted over the typical overworked parent.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 роки тому +34

      In Arthur Christmas it’s shown Malcolm wasn’t always like that he just grew kinda obsessive over the years and kept trying to make excuses why he needed to keep working a job he clearly wasn’t cut out for anymore

    • @JacobHess1138
      @JacobHess1138 4 роки тому +26

      In other words: Arthur Christmas is what Santa Clause 3 should have been.

    • @averymerrick
      @averymerrick 4 роки тому +7

      Jacob Hess
      Yes.

    • @MrGabeanator
      @MrGabeanator 4 роки тому +5

      Jacob Hess true

    • @luigipowdemo6458
      @luigipowdemo6458 Рік тому +3

      Has Critic done a review of Arthur Christmas?

  • @Anonymous551656
    @Anonymous551656 4 роки тому +327

    "ADULT NEEDED"
    "I *am* an adult!" (Credit: TeamFourStar)

    • @alexcaruso8766
      @alexcaruso8766 3 роки тому +5

      Martin Shorts favorite scene in the film NO doubt.

  • @svetlanamoon7026
    @svetlanamoon7026 4 роки тому +63

    13:59 Kim Possible doing the Naruto run filled a void in my soul... that or else it made one. I can't tell which it is.

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 3 роки тому +4

      Kim Possible so adorkable

  • @anthonyoliva7191
    @anthonyoliva7191 4 роки тому +823

    Every other UA-camr: *Lets play Raid: Shadow Legends!*
    Nostalgia Critic: *Stamps.*

  • @user-ok2lw9cc1z
    @user-ok2lw9cc1z 4 роки тому +95

    Ideas used to make Frozen:
    "Hello my name is Jack Frost and I like warm hugs."
    "Love melts a frozen heart."

    • @JinxSanity
      @JinxSanity 4 роки тому +13

      Or how about we make a sequel to ROTG instead so Jack Frost can finally stand as his own original character rather than be Elsa's bitch?

    • @richconsparartbro4971
      @richconsparartbro4971 4 роки тому

      DreamWorks and Disney own jack frost

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 3 роки тому +79

    NC:”if at 1st You Don’t Succeed,Sut up,Shut up,Shut up,Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    me:we Need That on a Ugly Christmas Sweater

  • @zenmanlovesgames9906
    @zenmanlovesgames9906 4 роки тому +137

    ‘You worked hard enough, enjoy your time off, you deserve it, we all deserve it,’ ~ Nostalgia Critic 2019
    You don’t need to always have a message, but damn, I really needed this one this year. I’m heading home to see my family. Merry Christmas Doug, and thanks so much.

  • @robpagenkopf5829
    @robpagenkopf5829 4 роки тому +505

    Joke in The Santa Clause: “We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shotguns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women.”
    Joke in The Santa Clause 3: I honestly can’t think of one.
    The original is a PG-rated, playfully cynical film that properly counterbalances its Disney brand sweetness. It creates a good dichotomy that makes the emotional moments impactful rather than cheesy.
    The sequels are G-rated sugar-fests filled with overacting and an overreliance on cutesiness. Just the fact that they gave the reindeer bigger eyes and a silly gibberish style of talking shows how saccharine the sequels are compared to the original.

    • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
      @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 4 роки тому +18

      the second one would probably be right at home if there was a Hallmark channel for men

    • @thecataking6933
      @thecataking6933 4 роки тому +25

      The joke in the third one is that Jack Frost murders a girl’s parents in front of her and traps her in a room with their frozen bodies

    • @henith7850
      @henith7850 4 роки тому +8

      I still like the second film. It’s just the third one I don’t like.

    • @funnyblog100
      @funnyblog100 4 роки тому +15

      The only actor I can tolerate overacting from is Jim Carey he is the only actor that constantly gets away with it!

    • @Ghost26968
      @Ghost26968 4 роки тому +9

      "IT FELT LIKE AMERICA'S MOST WANTED!"

  • @amorfm4071
    @amorfm4071 4 роки тому +257

    Critic still has PTSD from the Cat in The Hat that he called Kurtis Conrad.

  • @caski1663
    @caski1663 Рік тому +50

    9:41 wait, you are telling me this is from the same director of the movie in which hey go back in time to the first thanksgiving to take Turkeys off the Menu?

    • @wolverine3219
      @wolverine3219 Рік тому +8

      That's right, the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys of the menu.

    • @edwardjohnston7067
      @edwardjohnston7067 Рік тому +6

      And this is a movie where they go back in time to stop Tim Allen from being Santa Claus

    • @mcnuggets7463
      @mcnuggets7463 Рік тому +5

      @@edwardjohnston7067 that's right they go back in time TO STOP TIM ALLEN FROM BEING SANTA CLAUSE

    • @georgehiscott700
      @georgehiscott700 7 місяців тому +1

      I knew someone would make a comment like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @sickboy7104
    @sickboy7104 4 роки тому +175

    Let's just try to remember: Sleep deprivation is no laughing matter.

    • @GoblinsOfFarmington
      @GoblinsOfFarmington 4 роки тому +3

      Yes we should all remember that this is not comedic in any way and anyone who would dare laugh at this has a iq that is very low and should not be regarded with any respect at all because they laugh at things that should be not laughed at in any matter as a person with a very high iq I see that this is depraved of comedy in every form now I have to watch Sesame Street and eat my baby formula

    • @sickboy7104
      @sickboy7104 4 роки тому +6

      @@GoblinsOfFarmington You're a dick. I laughed at it. I've just known people who didn't take it very seriously, and suffered serious mental and physical health problems because of it. It's just a reminder to everyone to maybe mind their sleep a little more.

    • @alucard347
      @alucard347 4 роки тому

      I have almost been kicked out of the army twice for my insomnia...
      I can sometimes spend a whole week unable to sleep even once.

    • @saviitrius
      @saviitrius 4 роки тому +7

      Honestly...I thought you were joking. Your effort is admirable, but many people fail to see that just because something serious is made fun of, doesn't necessarily mean it's never going to be taken seriously again. I laugh at a lot of offensive jokes but I still take real issues seriously in a serious environment, just as you seem to as well (from what you've said). So I think it's safe to say that perhaps such reminders don't always need to be said. We all know these things and were not going to forget them anytime soon.

    • @sickboy7104
      @sickboy7104 4 роки тому +1

      @@saviitrius Yeah. To be honest, I have trouble seeing the line between the two a lot of the time. I'm some where on the autistic spectrum, and also have a history of caffeine addiction.

  • @CractusJohn
    @CractusJohn 4 роки тому +741

    I love Jack Frost in this movie soooo much, he’s so hilariously terrible. I really wish you included his “I INVENTED CHILL!!” line

    • @juliahornback2843
      @juliahornback2843 4 роки тому +15

      jack frost used to be my favorite part of this flick

    • @Millage721
      @Millage721 3 роки тому +23

      Why did I read this as "I invented chili!"?

    • @Millage721
      @Millage721 3 роки тому +8

      @AllyKat29 I still read it as "I invented chilli", it's stuck in my head now, for all of eternity.

    • @scargastondisneymovies1805
      @scargastondisneymovies1805 3 роки тому +8

      I love Jack Frost 🥶 🎅

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 3 роки тому +11

      I prefer Rise of the Guardians Jack Frost over Martin Short Jack Frost

  • @averymerrick
    @averymerrick 4 роки тому +697

    Sucks that they acted like Bernard *didn’t* exist in this film 🎞.

    • @jonusaguilar8156
      @jonusaguilar8156 4 роки тому +57

      Avery Merrick I always wondered about that, I mean could the elves have murdered him?

    • @dakotahmays1437
      @dakotahmays1437 4 роки тому +38

      Well he did look pretty old for an elf and what happens when you get really old?

    • @JackalopeBunny
      @JackalopeBunny 4 роки тому +12

      Right?

    • @edwardtjbrown1979
      @edwardtjbrown1979 4 роки тому +45

      the actor was fired in a wild GAY sex scandal. It shocked the foundations of Hollywood.

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia 4 роки тому +12

      He would probably be the one to be there for Santa.

  • @Bartman954
    @Bartman954 4 роки тому +76

    Holy shit, was that Michael Dorn?
    Surprised he didn't protest that he wasn't a merry man

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 4 роки тому +1

      @Bartman954
      Wait, Michael Dorn? As in Worf The Klingon and the voice of various cartoon characters?! *faints*

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 4 роки тому

      The Guy from Gabriel Knight ??!
      ... and Star Trek?

  • @AriochStarr
    @AriochStarr 4 роки тому +32

    That amateurish home-footage ending genuinely brought a tear to my eye. It reminded me of my childhood when we'd have all the family round for a get-together and entertain one another for the day. Those days are always so wonderful to look back on and enjoy the memories.
    Hope everyone at Channel Awesome had a wonderful Christmas with each other.

  • @everittprice421
    @everittprice421 4 роки тому +233

    Nostalgia critic version: Grinch vs Grinch vs Grinch

  • @danielcampion251
    @danielcampion251 4 роки тому +103

    "Did you just use majesty when describing your work?" -Black Willy Wonka.

  • @jamescallanan2443
    @jamescallanan2443 4 роки тому +143

    The holiday council is like a knock off Rise of the Guardians

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia 4 роки тому +50

      Hilariously, this movie came out before Gurdians, so that just shows the difference between the two

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 3 роки тому +8

      I'd say the Adam West Batman version of it

    • @KeyBladeMaster-Dan
      @KeyBladeMaster-Dan 2 роки тому +6

      Except the Santa Clause 2 did it about a decade before that movie existed 😑

  • @pwnorbepwned
    @pwnorbepwned 4 роки тому +51

    I was wondering where the gag was going to go at the end. That was adorable.

  • @5192aaron
    @5192aaron 4 роки тому +149

    Did we gloss over the fact that Santa Clause 2 had Toy Santa as child friendly Hitler?
    Rewatch the film. Tell me I'm wrong.

  • @donaldderrickii5405
    @donaldderrickii5405 4 роки тому +154

    Malcolm is a treasure! That line read on "he has my sympathies" was amazing

    • @rhondaelliott2558
      @rhondaelliott2558 4 роки тому +18

      "I wouldn't lie about his chances, he has my sympathies." Was also one of my favorite lines

    • @deadcool3227
      @deadcool3227 4 роки тому +11

      What are you talking about that was Black Willy Wonka, I didn't see Malcolm anywhere, I did see Chart Guy #2 and Bill, but not Benny or The Devil for some reason.

    • @Stormkrow280
      @Stormkrow280 4 роки тому

      Alien refrence

  • @joe-gi5ne
    @joe-gi5ne 4 роки тому +55

    When Jack Frost is a freaking Santa he looks like The Cat in the Hat movie

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 4 роки тому +9

      They have the boy from cat in the hat too

  • @Megan-nw6tm
    @Megan-nw6tm 4 роки тому +42

    34:58 that was honestly one of the best messages for Christmas. I kinda needed that

  • @EhlistarsWrath
    @EhlistarsWrath 4 роки тому +455

    “Disturbing pause zone” is what is called a “silent moment” to let you laugh
    But it’s not funny

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 4 роки тому +24

      so a laugh track, but without the laugh track

    • @EhlistarsWrath
      @EhlistarsWrath 4 роки тому +8

      Rok Kralj Koleša *YOU GOT IT SISTER*

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 4 роки тому +4

      @@EhlistarsWrath DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!

    • @EhlistarsWrath
      @EhlistarsWrath 4 роки тому +6

      Rok Kralj Koleša you ruined it

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 4 роки тому +5

      @@EhlistarsWrath I'm starting to think that that sentence describes me a little too well

  • @user-ok2lw9cc1z
    @user-ok2lw9cc1z 4 роки тому +47

    "I was frozen today"

  • @ladydnavarone3447
    @ladydnavarone3447 4 роки тому +56

    “Maybe it’s the lack of sleep or just giving into the madness?”
    December 20, 2019 everyone

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 роки тому +4

      Every single freaking day of 2020 says hello.

    • @ehernandez523
      @ehernandez523 3 роки тому

      Hello from 2020. You had no idea.

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 4 роки тому +30

    "I'm gonna shove coal so far up your stocking, you'll be coughing up diamonds!"

  • @Sorcerer-SMC
    @Sorcerer-SMC 4 роки тому +104

    I really love how in the beginning, Hyper Fangirl and Black Willy Wonka were the ones settling up the holiday party instead of the usual chart fellas

    • @richiesahlin6409
      @richiesahlin6409 4 роки тому +12

      Let's check the charts.

    • @Lopez03Eduardo.
      @Lopez03Eduardo. 4 роки тому +11

      But the chart says

    • @aldrinflores4531
      @aldrinflores4531 4 роки тому +8

      Eduardo Lopez 3 SCREW THE CHARTS

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 4 роки тому

      Wait, people don't just skip the skits?

    • @memorra
      @memorra 4 роки тому +3

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 the fuck? the skits are the best part, tamara and malcolm are awesome as hell

  • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
    @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 роки тому +105

    13:59
    *Naruto running whiny live-action Kim Possible*
    I'm scared...

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 роки тому

      She has too much power now.....

  • @gnarly441
    @gnarly441 4 роки тому +47

    I love how Doug keeps bringing up that star wars Christmas after all these years

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 2 роки тому +2

      Including the house Chewbacca's family lives in in one of the past Nostalgiaween intros

    • @MadTurnip
      @MadTurnip 2 роки тому

      It leaves a mark xD

  • @ayvi8850
    @ayvi8850 4 роки тому +25

    not lying.... I laughed at the "I'll get a mop" line.....

  • @themetalmaniac7811
    @themetalmaniac7811 4 роки тому +185

    sleep is for the bread: nostalgia critic 2019.

  • @gossamer999
    @gossamer999 4 роки тому +151

    The Doug head with swirlies in his eyes is the third scariest thing I've seen this week.

  • @RogueT-Rex8468
    @RogueT-Rex8468 4 роки тому +162

    Bernard wasn’t in this. It was gonna suck.
    But seriously. This movie is good for only one reason.
    The bloopers. Nothing else.

    • @Pigmcginnyrig
      @Pigmcginnyrig 4 роки тому +1

      20th liker

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 роки тому

      Rogue T-Rex OH YES!!!

    • @oriontherealironman
      @oriontherealironman 4 роки тому

      EASY!

    • @chrismulwee4911
      @chrismulwee4911 3 роки тому +2

      AND.. the closing theme song that follows.. Aly & AJ's The Greatest Time Of Year. I remember seeing this movie in theaters, and hearing that song, I just HAD to get their Acoustic Hearts Of Winter album.

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 3 роки тому +5

      I wish they could've explained Bernard's absence in this movie.

  • @jarrenstarkey8541
    @jarrenstarkey8541 4 роки тому +18

    The Jack frost acted from being hugged by a little girl will never be okay with me.

  • @Nerd_Gamer_Buddy
    @Nerd_Gamer_Buddy 4 роки тому +73

    i like when a kid says to jack frost "you need to chill" and hes all "ive invented chill!" then the kid is like "mommy!" crying to her mom

  • @mrcritical6751
    @mrcritical6751 4 роки тому +248

    Ok the in laws not noticing how the “Canadians” looked weird I can kinda understand but how the hell did they not get suspicious the second they saw Jack Frost the guy has icicles literally growing off of him

    • @BardicLiving
      @BardicLiving 4 роки тому +28

      It's cold in Canada.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 роки тому +13

      Not liquid nitrogen cold

    • @BardicLiving
      @BardicLiving 4 роки тому +18

      @@mrcritical6751 True that's Russia.

    • @TheLegonaut
      @TheLegonaut 4 роки тому +11

      What are you talking about Jack Frost looks like a typical Canadian

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 роки тому +4

      TheLegonaut I don’t remember ever seeing icicles hanging off of Ryan Reynolds

  • @saveriopanaccione996
    @saveriopanaccione996 4 роки тому +48

    Why was Kim possible running like a naruto character?

  • @FlynnRider4
    @FlynnRider4 2 роки тому +58

    Gotta admit: Allen and Short did their best to save this film. But the script was just too much to overcome.

  • @TheCannon69
    @TheCannon69 4 роки тому +351

    Every year I make a heartfelt Christmas review
    Doug a few years ago: makes heavy metal song about Christmas

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 4 роки тому +28

      I mean not the weirdest thing hes done on christmas

    • @gamecrusade4783
      @gamecrusade4783 4 роки тому +13

      the Cannon I play that song every Christmas, nothing puts me in the spirit like it lol

    • @fry4guy421
      @fry4guy421 4 роки тому +28

      @@trainman5675 true. He once dystroyed a whole universe that loved Christmas more than him/kill a pregnant alien.

    • @Trevornator
      @Trevornator 4 роки тому +18

      I think what Doug means is the last episode before Christmas is usually heartfelt, and the first christmas special every year is usually the craziest...such as the heavy metal christmas song one lol

    • @drakeware655
      @drakeware655 4 роки тому +5

      @@Trevornator Like either last year or the year before where he reviewed Nutcracker in 3D and when he reviewed The Christmas Tree to give a heartfelt message

  • @RomaroBrandon
    @RomaroBrandon 4 роки тому +29

    4:57 That moment you realize that elf was Little Rock in Zombieland 🤯
    7:00 The moment you realize Lana was Mother Nature 😱

  • @AlfredSoul
    @AlfredSoul 4 роки тому +25

    That ending party scene felt weirdly natural, especially in contrast to the usual over the top and goofy tone of these reviews... good job!

  • @strobeeboy
    @strobeeboy Рік тому +31

    That message literally struck my heart like a gunshot and then I cried during the party footage

  • @tuntemon
    @tuntemon 4 роки тому +23

    All I could hear when Mother Nature was talking was "ARCHER!!"

    • @Mezaph
      @Mezaph 4 роки тому

      I was checking the comments to see if it's the same actress!

  • @SchneeflockeMonsoon
    @SchneeflockeMonsoon 4 роки тому +261

    He has grey in his beard now. Perhaps... perhaps he’s matured a little, if only just.

  • @Jazzisa311
    @Jazzisa311 4 роки тому +34

    I always love an appearance from Devil Boner!!! He's my favourite character!! Even if it's a short one, he's just the best. And him & Tamara make the cutest couple ever. Let's hope they never break up!!

  • @Earth2Natalie
    @Earth2Natalie 4 роки тому +10

    That meeting with all the spirits in the beginning, probably what inspired "Rise of the Guardians"

  • @MadHatter42
    @MadHatter42 4 роки тому +66

    That was actually really nice. So often Doug has to hammer the message in with a big speech. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn’t. But it’s good to see that a strong message can also be delivered with a simple line and some clips of people just having a good time.
    Merry Christmas, y’all.

  • @ConnorCreed3
    @ConnorCreed3 4 роки тому +467

    Oh wow, he's skipping the first 2. Going straight to the stinker.

    • @SpireFNBR
      @SpireFNBR 4 роки тому +14

      To the stinker it goes

    • @Misp7871
      @Misp7871 4 роки тому +7

      He's already reviews 1

    • @ConnorCreed3
      @ConnorCreed3 4 роки тому +5

      @@Misp7871 Has he? or was that for disneycember?

    • @joejamros
      @joejamros 4 роки тому +13

      The First movie is Amazing and The Second movie is good but not better. Without Bernard the movie will be forgotten.

    • @henith7850
      @henith7850 4 роки тому +1

      It’s because the first two aren’t bad.

  • @developingopinionmedia2909
    @developingopinionmedia2909 Рік тому +32

    Doubt you'll notice this but MERRY Christmas Doug

  • @captaindc3889
    @captaindc3889 4 роки тому +27

    They messed up when they forgot the “the” in the trilogy title

  • @arbuckle6103
    @arbuckle6103 4 роки тому +54

    This movie came out the same weekend as Flushed Away. Let that sink in.

    • @sto3rt
      @sto3rt 4 роки тому

      I let sink in

    • @thatrandomplayer8827
      @thatrandomplayer8827 4 роки тому +1

      What does he want know

    • @DHynes5
      @DHynes5 4 роки тому +4

      Flushed Away is hysterical and underrated :)

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 4 роки тому +1

      What the fuck is flushed away

    • @arbuckle6103
      @arbuckle6103 4 роки тому

      duckiedale80 That too.

  • @jameskarg3240
    @jameskarg3240 4 роки тому +61

    "For gods sakes, your not running for Mr. Rodgers!!"
    Well said

  • @matthewesposito7454
    @matthewesposito7454 2 роки тому +7

    Theres one thing I don’t understand. How did Jack Frost remain Santa Claus without a Mrs Claus. Isn’t it one of the clauses that Santa has to have a wife

    • @sageof6pandas233
      @sageof6pandas233 5 місяців тому

      Jack frost is muslim inshallah, he has multiple wives

  • @Starfals
    @Starfals 4 роки тому +30

    Need
    To
    Buy
    Stamps
    Stamppps... Stammmppps.. What were we talking about? Oh yea, Santa something

  • @thescreenslaver8520
    @thescreenslaver8520 4 роки тому +37

    That Into the Spider-Verse joke was genius.

  • @billiamafton6528
    @billiamafton6528 4 роки тому +94

    I wish he would've reviewed Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever.

    • @nine_tails137
      @nine_tails137 4 роки тому +6

      This isn't Christmas related, but I would love it if he reviewed The Indian in the Cupboard and Tall Tale.

    • @cyborgparrot1996
      @cyborgparrot1996 4 роки тому

      Didn't Cinema Snob already review that?

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 3 роки тому

      Mordecai, how did the genetic work in your cartoon? You married a female bat and have half-bat and half-regular children

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 2 роки тому

      Wish granted

    • @videohistory722
      @videohistory722 2 роки тому

      Wish granted! He has!

  • @themarioman5673
    @themarioman5673 4 роки тому +40

    "The Escape Clause"
    I wish I could escape life, so I can finally be happy.

    • @sky-sx5gt
      @sky-sx5gt 4 роки тому +2

      same

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 4 роки тому +2

      I feel you.
      Life is a video game...
      I'm gonna just keep grinding through this.

  • @NekoBoyOfficial
    @NekoBoyOfficial Рік тому +44

    Happy to see Bum Reviews make another appearance. Feels like forever.

  • @sonicinajarvauntedspeciali7245
    @sonicinajarvauntedspeciali7245 4 роки тому +47

    *goes straight to the third because why not*

    • @2urh
      @2urh 4 роки тому +3

      He already reviewed the other 2 in disneycember :P

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 4 роки тому +7

      For a brief second I thought your icon was Freddie Mercury's head and neck in a plate of pasta

    • @gonzaloegonzalez8106
      @gonzaloegonzalez8106 4 роки тому

      Well is the worst one. And he in the beginning said than the first 2 are harmless.

  • @Jheavenly95
    @Jheavenly95 4 роки тому +32

    "A couple of running noses and some dead Citrus!"
    The only joke I laugh at in this movie

  • @alexcaruso8766
    @alexcaruso8766 3 роки тому +9

    29:42. "The Santa Clause 4: ADULT NEEDED."

  • @ravenanimations3176
    @ravenanimations3176 4 роки тому +10

    “Did you just use majesty to describe your work?”

  • @childecamehome7149
    @childecamehome7149 4 роки тому +209

    This is the dumbest santa trope
    Everyone thinks santa doesn't exist, *BUT HOW THE HECK DO THE ADULTS EXPLAIN THE PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE THAT THEY DIDN'T BUY?!?!*
    Edit: OMG this is the most likes I've got on a comment before

    • @crane8015
      @crane8015 4 роки тому +4

      Magic?

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 4 роки тому +12

      Well, my folks always told me that they were gifts from their friends or from family that didn't have time to do more than stop by and drop them off. I have a decent-sized family, all of whom now have kids of their own, so it's believable.

    • @CoffeeManiac20
      @CoffeeManiac20 4 роки тому +3

      Thank you!

    • @shayla106
      @shayla106 4 роки тому +2

      WorldWalker128 Not for everyone.

    • @matthewfredericks1640
      @matthewfredericks1640 4 роки тому

      @@WorldWalker128 what if the parent have no friends

  • @unfabgirl
    @unfabgirl 4 роки тому +24

    As much as I loved this review, I do wish you had ended it with that heartwarming Christmas message "SHUT THAT DOOR!"

  • @kevintheraichu8003
    @kevintheraichu8003 4 роки тому +15

    13:16 This should have a “You no, 4 kids!” joke.

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 4 роки тому +11

    Not gonna lie, I almost cried when Critic fell asleep at the computer and everybody came into the room.

  • @OtterloopB
    @OtterloopB 4 роки тому +55

    I could go the rest of my life without ever seeing this film around Christmas.
    The first 2 are fine. In fact, the scene in Number 2 at the school Christmas party is actually really endearing.
    But 3 is just... pain. Pure pain to sit through.

  • @benjackson7872
    @benjackson7872 4 роки тому +96

    You should do a full review of “A Charlie Brown Christmas”.

    • @TreeckoJedi9
      @TreeckoJedi9 4 роки тому +3

      Ben Jackson Both of them!

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 роки тому +3

      I finally watched it. Great movie

    • @Poever
      @Poever 4 роки тому +5

      He technically already did with his editorial

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 4 роки тому

      He did and it was a really bad review.

  • @nathanghisolfo5537
    @nathanghisolfo5537 2 роки тому +3

    Hahaha, "Why does everybody in Canada look like a hostage? Oh, wait, I've seen your PSAs. This is normal."

  • @snaketooth0943
    @snaketooth0943 4 роки тому +13

    Watching the review, I actually kind of thought the "I'll get a mop line" was kind of funny. You don't use mops on fire!
    "Am I really that fat?" Nice Toy Story 2 reference!

  • @DoctorGrimmothy
    @DoctorGrimmothy 4 роки тому +176

    Nobody: Not a single squeak.
    That guy: Reveiw Diehard

    • @richiesahlin6409
      @richiesahlin6409 4 роки тому +1

      Mobile Suit Gundam: Endless Waltz.

    • @RaikanGinro
      @RaikanGinro 4 роки тому +4

      Detective peralta: say sike right now

    • @kungfuenthusiasm6592
      @kungfuenthusiasm6592 4 роки тому +1

      Richie Sahlin we don’t touch anime....not after....THAT review >_>

    • @TheMadwomen
      @TheMadwomen 4 роки тому +1

      You predicted the future!

  • @TRTMN-vs3ew
    @TRTMN-vs3ew 4 роки тому +28

    And that sums up my feelings for this film. Honestly, I loved the trilogy as a child and still hold a soft spot for all three films. The third one never seemed awful to me because I too lost myself to the fun and enjoyment this film has to offer.

    • @KarIsTheStar
      @KarIsTheStar 4 роки тому +2

      This is one of my favorite, and I think for similar reasons.

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 4 роки тому +1

      I think this movie is prefectly fine. It was verry well written. Most of the so called plot holes were explained by the movie.

  • @thundergaming155
    @thundergaming155 2 роки тому +8

    in all honesty i would love to have that kind of fire place just to see the look on peoples faces when they first see it.

    • @matthewjones6786
      @matthewjones6786 6 місяців тому

      Haha, agreed! It must be the _only_ bizarre thing in your house, and you can't mention it at all, leaving them to wonder which of you is insane.

  • @MiorPhoenix
    @MiorPhoenix 4 роки тому +11

    "Did you just use 'majesty' to describe your work?"
    Burn?

  • @nicolemiller7760
    @nicolemiller7760 4 роки тому +15

    At LEAST Martin Short was clearly having fun.

    • @brendakrieger7000
      @brendakrieger7000 4 роки тому +1

      I love Martin Short.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 роки тому

      And the Santa-bot makeup looks way more painful as Santa he had to wear aging makeup but in Santa Clause 2 he had to wear makeup that made his skin look plastic and wear plastic moulds of a beard and a wig

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 4 роки тому +195

    Review Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas.

  • @TheLonelySoulja
    @TheLonelySoulja Рік тому +22

    Wow I just realized if Scott’s ex wife also got divorced in the Jack Frost timeline for Neil as well, so maybe it’s her and not Scott.

    • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
      @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 6 місяців тому

      she did actually admit in the second film that being Santa made Scott a better dad

  • @Wow-cr2ll
    @Wow-cr2ll 4 роки тому +7

    19:12
    My name is Doug, and you'll do what I say.
    Whoop! Whoop!