Bully Maguire in Jurassic World

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024

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  • @shaggymaguire9063
    @shaggymaguire9063 3 роки тому +370

    Jurassic Parker 🤣

  • @DarkInception
    @DarkInception 3 роки тому +198

    It’s even funnier because the woman at 0:43 is Bryce Dallas Howard, who played Gwen in SM 3

  • @hihi-nm3uy
    @hihi-nm3uy 3 роки тому +239

    If Tobey was an SCP, this is what a containment breach would look like.

    • @aurangzebbaig4712
      @aurangzebbaig4712 3 роки тому +25

      There would be more dirt thrown into the MTF operatives' eyes.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 3 роки тому +35

      Bully Maguire
      Subject classification: Keter
      The humanoid being known as The Bully is an average-height Caucasian male of athletic build. He has dark hair, mostly-clean clothes that are changed instantly without being removed including but not limited to:
      short sleeve shirts, long-sleeve shirts. Colors and make may and probably will vary.
      Pants and shorts of varying type and color that may and probably will vary.
      Likeness in basic physical traits and facial appearance to famous actor from superhero movie [REDACTED] and actor [REDACTED].
      Has a short temper and a borderline narcissistic personality. Possesses a sometimes cruel sense of humor as his title implies. Special care must be taken to maintain containment though ultimately may prove futile regardless due to his unpredictable nature and near-immortality. The abbreviated instructions simply recommend being patient and polite. For further details, forward inquiries to Doctor S. Lee.
      The Bully was first discovered shortly after a breach of security in Facility [REDACTED] in the year [REDACTED], May 14. During aforementioned security breach subject 096 escaped containment and surged towards New York City. Upon arriving in New York City Containment forces witnessed a man in a black version of the Marvel Comics [REDACTED] costume leaping from building to building closely followed by a rampaging 096. Upon catching up to The Bully 096 received a face-full of sticky spider-thread like semi-solid flexible substance that blinded it and concealed its face from bystanders. The Bully promptly informed 096 that it was "Trash" and backhanded it off the building. Upon hitting the ground The Bully laughed and asked 096 if it was "gonna cry". 096 quickly sprang to its feet and homed in on The Bully, leaping up with enough force to leave a crater in the street. Witnesses report that for three seconds time seemed to slow and one of 096's arms barely missed The Bully's face, whom looked at both the fist and 096 with puzzled amazement, then the fist retracted and time returned to its normal speed.
      A brief fist-fight at speeds faster than the human eye can detect but mounted high-speed cameras on the containment team's helmets ensued with nearly every strike from 096 missing The Bully. Eventually however The Bully was struck and he was slammed into a parked car nearby on the ground below.
      "My back! Oo- ugh! My back!!!" The Bully groaned and winced as he stood up. Strangely enough 096 made no attempt to assault him while this occurred, but charged in after The Bully stood up straight, glared, and declared he would "Put some dirt in his eye".
      The fight came to a sudden unexpected end when 096 charged once more from the side of the building and arrived in front of The Bully to receive a facefull of dry dusty dirt seemingly scooped from the ground. 096 emitted a previously-unrecorded shriek and fell to the ground into the fetal position. The Bully sneered first at 096, then at the containment team that surrounded them both. He was instructed to surrender in the interest of protecting the citizens on the promise that he'd not be harmed, but he arrogantly responded that he "Missed the part where that's MY problem."
      His demeanor changed to one of annoyance and concern when a still-unidentified man in common clothing stormed out of a nearby apartment complex and demanded that The Bully "Give me rent!"
      He was also instructed to accompany the containment team seeing as the two of them seemed to know one another, but they seemed to forget the Containment Team was there at all when the driver's side door fell off the smashed car and onto the pavement.
      The Bully gained an angry expression and shouted at the newcomer "You'll get your rent, when you fix this DAMN DOOR!" The newcomer suddenly looked hesitant, then seemed to fade from existence entirely.
      The Bully then performed an odd and out-of-date victory dance involving a ferry-wheel like motion with his fists, and humping the air in front of him. As he did so, the song That Funky Soul began to play out of nowhere. When he finished he was once more instructed to follow them, and seeming to have had a docile personality switch, he did so.
      Since then The Bully has disappeared and reappeared several times from his holding cell. Though he rarely assaults normal humans, he seems to take delight in challenging and curb-stomping hostile SCPs that he's not encountered before, usually using the same dialog while fighting and usually dominating them with the 'Landlord' SCP showing up occasionally as well.

    • @hihi-nm3uy
      @hihi-nm3uy 3 роки тому +5

      @@WorldWalker128
      … oh jesus
      make sure you save that

    • @Kill_peter
      @Kill_peter 3 роки тому +2

      @@WorldWalker128 if i wanted to read that I would have took the staff job double the time your trash worldwalker stings doesn’t it gonna cry?

    • @bullymaguire9156
      @bullymaguire9156 2 роки тому +5

      What is SCP?

  • @deker8363
    @deker8363 3 роки тому +95

    The end scared the shit out of me

  • @thomasbrown3793
    @thomasbrown3793 2 роки тому +27

    Bully hovering over Chris Pratt dancing is about the most hysterical thing I've seen in awhile 🤣

  • @Lieutenant_Scrotes
    @Lieutenant_Scrotes 3 роки тому +69

    The part where he looks away while Bully is gyrating made me burst out laughing! Great work!

  • @galacticstar28
    @galacticstar28 3 роки тому +24

    The Dance he makes and The finger snap Just made it funnier 🤣 1:59

  • @goofyrambo2173
    @goofyrambo2173 3 роки тому +17

    Bruh, you have a great sense of humor to put that in this sequence.

  • @ryannichols9452
    @ryannichols9452 2 роки тому +4

    Guess bully wanted Gwen back but he had to take out the whole park to do so.

  • @Zen_user-001
    @Zen_user-001 3 роки тому +4

    Bully Maguire is loose in the wild. No one is safe and he's not going to pay rent until they fix that door.

  • @-saikros-9330
    @-saikros-9330 3 роки тому +19

    I'm really gonna enjoy this

  • @wgs5643
    @wgs5643 2 роки тому +3

    Bully Maguire when the door shut on him: fix this damn door

  • @theguy3129
    @theguy3129 3 роки тому +6

    Holy shit Bully Maguire is everywhere!

  • @bullystark1903
    @bullystark1903 3 роки тому +8

    Aww don’t cry

  • @atreus5366
    @atreus5366 3 роки тому +10

    Hey everyone! Sorry im late, its a "jungle" out there...

  • @carljohnson5798
    @carljohnson5798 3 роки тому +6

    CJ REMEMBER THAT @BULLY MAGUIRE

  • @SithTalkers
    @SithTalkers 3 роки тому +7

    This was something else!

  • @GNF4
    @GNF4 Рік тому +1

    2:08 was the best part of the whole video

  • @vojtechhavranek1176
    @vojtechhavranek1176 3 роки тому +6

    Finally, Scioli Maguire brings jump-scares to the Bullyverse!

  • @CarmenGarcia-uu4mn
    @CarmenGarcia-uu4mn 8 місяців тому +1

    Chris Pratt is running from Bully Maguire!

  • @bullymaguire6657
    @bullymaguire6657 3 роки тому +5

    Still got moves.

  • @robintitanstudios6455
    @robintitanstudios6455 3 роки тому +1

    The slow clicking and clapping lmao

  • @Little_animals_cute
    @Little_animals_cute 3 роки тому +3

    Cya chump.

  • @Dutch_van_der_Linde_1899
    @Dutch_van_der_Linde_1899 Рік тому +1

    This video was well nailed 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Xion047
    @Xion047 3 роки тому +1

    Got Jump scared on the ending fckkkkk 😂🤣

  • @bullymaguire8254
    @bullymaguire8254 2 роки тому +3

    Perfect 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrac..
      @mrac.. 2 роки тому

      It's the legend himself 😮

  • @gk57998
    @gk57998 3 роки тому +1

    Bully Maguire stops attacking when he sees Gwen Stacy....

  • @Mariocoolp
    @Mariocoolp 2 роки тому

    This is a short terror with a meme.

  • @viniciusoliveira974
    @viniciusoliveira974 2 роки тому +2

    Eu racho de rir vendo suas montagens MT top parabéns faz mais MT mais kkkkk

    • @gilsondiasfilho1858
      @gilsondiasfilho1858 Рік тому

      Imagina fazer uma montagem com o acampamento dos Campistas na 3° temporada sendo invadido pelo Bully Maguire ao invés do Scorpius Rex.
      Campistas todos escondidos morrendo de medo,enquanto Bully Maguire vai lá para o meio do acampamento e começa a fazer a dancinha dele lá.

  • @mefloquine
    @mefloquine 3 роки тому +1

    Lil chomp junior 🤣

  • @PeterParker-zb4nr
    @PeterParker-zb4nr 2 роки тому

    This is something else

  • @Charlie-fy5fy
    @Charlie-fy5fy 3 роки тому +2

    1:21 XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

  • @jakkuwolfinsomnia8058
    @jakkuwolfinsomnia8058 2 роки тому

    Bully Maguire Origin Story: Jurassic Parker

  • @tajtaj8923
    @tajtaj8923 2 роки тому

    this should be called Jurassic Maguire

  • @soyjoseosarsiug
    @soyjoseosarsiug 3 роки тому +1

    That ending

  • @raindow92
    @raindow92 2 роки тому

    I expected the dino to run away from him dancin

  • @zeeshanmalik3764
    @zeeshanmalik3764 3 роки тому +2

    Hahhahahahaa Amazing Video

  • @Prowerexem
    @Prowerexem 2 роки тому

    I literally got and add for Jurassic park while watching jurrassic

  • @mamaleshramanaraju6386
    @mamaleshramanaraju6386 3 роки тому +1

    1:35 😂😂😂

  • @megistotherium1
    @megistotherium1 3 роки тому

    -asset out of containment!
    -I missed the part where that's my problem

  • @nicolas28500
    @nicolas28500 3 роки тому +1

    Tobey: mira que te como Cris Prat

  • @sonder333
    @sonder333 3 роки тому +5

    honestly it's 1:20 for me lmfao

  • @aztx2273
    @aztx2273 2 роки тому

    J'en peux plus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @mangame5722
    @mangame5722 Рік тому

    Please,i want see bully maguire vs clown pennywise

  • @ilsonci5230
    @ilsonci5230 3 роки тому

    You got any with nuts?

  • @deandomino6732
    @deandomino6732 3 роки тому

    These bull maguire videos are getting pretty ridiculous lol in a good way
    Its like the new just do it

  • @kingtennyson5453
    @kingtennyson5453 2 роки тому

    Check out 1:35, you know Spider-Man can actually DO that shit in his Venomised state right?

  • @vdtj
    @vdtj 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

  • @aztx2273
    @aztx2273 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @gokumankakarot6683
    @gokumankakarot6683 2 роки тому

    Lol

  • @greengoblin8229
    @greengoblin8229 3 роки тому +218

    Chris, "Oh no." *Bully laughs maniacally

  • @mang4260
    @mang4260 3 роки тому +86

    That's way more scary than the actual movie

  • @7and145
    @7and145 3 роки тому +105

    Those finger snaps are the most ominous sound in the world...

  • @Bryanma0119
    @Bryanma0119 3 роки тому +95

    Looks like Peter is coming after Gwen Stacy

  • @pawfector9463
    @pawfector9463 3 роки тому +130

    I see potential in your future videos. You got me to laugh out loud when Chris Pratt was under the car and Bully is doing his dance and there no sound. Don't look, don't look. 😂

  • @rafdor5131
    @rafdor5131 3 роки тому +42

    That edit of Bully Maguire chasing Chris is so hilarious. This is something else.

  • @erothill1082
    @erothill1082 3 роки тому +32

    I'm really going to enjoy this

  • @dzine_yt
    @dzine_yt 3 роки тому +39

    How many green screens do you want to use in one video?
    Scioli Maguire:- Yes!

  • @ForgottenCovers
    @ForgottenCovers 3 роки тому +31

    😂😂😂 the quiet snapping is the best!!

  • @DivineSoul008
    @DivineSoul008 3 роки тому +17

    Look at little CHUMP junior, gonna cry ?

  • @mrac..
    @mrac.. 2 роки тому +9

    Plot twist: Bully Maguire ate all the dinosaurs

  • @obbymillion
    @obbymillion 3 роки тому +15

    I can't get enough of those bully maguire's videos lmao!!!

  • @spyther6385
    @spyther6385 3 роки тому +33

    This works incredibly well.. bravo maestro! I loved when Tobey was struggling with the doors xD 👌

  • @HereComesTobey
    @HereComesTobey 3 роки тому +20

    Not bad, impressive!

  • @abetterworld96
    @abetterworld96 3 роки тому +15

    The ending though. 😂😂

  • @samuel.santos22
    @samuel.santos22 3 роки тому +11

    Guy,For me this's a best video of Bully Maguire at the moment.Congratius,is very funny.

  • @littlegoblinjunior5156
    @littlegoblinjunior5156 3 роки тому +12

    This one is quality 😂

  • @thejza64
    @thejza64 3 роки тому +10

    How’d that get in there😄

  • @17302629
    @17302629 3 роки тому +8

    This has got to be one of the best ones

  • @messingaroundwithgeorge4532
    @messingaroundwithgeorge4532 3 роки тому +6

    2:27 tho XD

  • @brianhurley2194
    @brianhurley2194 2 роки тому +5

    Love how Bully can go from either a troll and a nuisance to a total psychopath in these memes often times switch back-and-forth from both in the same one, and it completely works.

  • @TobeysMaguire
    @TobeysMaguire 3 роки тому +5

    Good Riddance

  • @zeldrismodoasalto5810
    @zeldrismodoasalto5810 3 роки тому +7

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yerman10
    @yerman10 3 роки тому +11

    JAJAJAJAJA amé esto!😂👏♥️

    • @Charlie-fy5fy
      @Charlie-fy5fy 3 роки тому +5

      Me encantó la parte del 1:21 exploté de la risa

  • @zacksmith1276
    @zacksmith1276 3 роки тому +4

    2:27 when you make loud noise

  • @Noname-uk9mu
    @Noname-uk9mu 2 роки тому +3

    Ok this is the best bully video I've seen!

  • @faraifatyela74
    @faraifatyela74 3 роки тому +7

    I LOVE THIS!

  • @pablosamuel9823
    @pablosamuel9823 2 роки тому +5

    The end made me die.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theomnigameromniben1022
    @theomnigameromniben1022 3 роки тому +3

    XD THE ENDING

  • @DARTHVADER-dl2hb
    @DARTHVADER-dl2hb 3 роки тому +2

    Bully maguire in camp cretaceous

    • @gilsondiasfilho1858
      @gilsondiasfilho1858 Рік тому

      In scene of attack of Scorpius Rex against Campers,the editor could substitue Scorpius Rex from Bully Maguire. Imagine Bully Maguire in center of Camp Cretaceos dancing while Campers are too afraid.

  • @billestevezcr5245
    @billestevezcr5245 3 роки тому +4

    Hahaha buen video man. Te la rifastes

  • @Whatisgoingonherebro
    @Whatisgoingonherebro 3 роки тому +2

    I am really gonna enjoy this

  • @atgamingstudios6445
    @atgamingstudios6445 2 роки тому +1

    The ending was op 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gabrielarkangelo
    @gabrielarkangelo 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine that.. If instead of Peter Parker.. that Spider had bitten some psycho! Also, Peter Quill never left earth so he wasn't prepared to deal with the Bully. Not that anyone is.

  • @nishanth3733
    @nishanth3733 3 роки тому +3

    perfect masking!

  • @Never_Gonna-Give_You-Up
    @Never_Gonna-Give_You-Up 3 роки тому +2

    The Jurassic maguire

  • @toottootsonicwarrior5777
    @toottootsonicwarrior5777 2 роки тому +1

    Just something about the way Bully dead ass sprints at arms length, behind Owen and the others, with the full intent to harm, is just hilarious to me.

  • @bulletproofvita
    @bulletproofvita 3 роки тому +3

    Lol this is gold!

  • @gsg3844
    @gsg3844 3 роки тому +10

    Amazing! So damn good!

  • @rayquazzer3422
    @rayquazzer3422 3 роки тому +2

    que bueno encontrar un argentino haciendo este tipo de videos!

  • @alllivesdomatter2954
    @alllivesdomatter2954 3 роки тому +3

    The ending killed me.

  • @osj69
    @osj69 3 роки тому +2

    😂😂😂😂😂👏👏

  • @tsotza5035
    @tsotza5035 3 роки тому +1

    Bully Maguire to the velociraptor: "Look at little T-Rex Jr. Gonna cry?"

  • @lomaximo785
    @lomaximo785 3 роки тому +2

    Este es buenísimo

  • @GomenZilla
    @GomenZilla 2 роки тому +1

    Bully maguire is to brutal

    • @mrac..
      @mrac.. 2 роки тому

      See, even dinosaurs are scared of him

  • @CozyA.I
    @CozyA.I 2 роки тому +1

    Dinomaguire or Bullysaur

  • @cornpop7351
    @cornpop7351 3 роки тому +1

    This is something else.

  • @loyd7654
    @loyd7654 3 роки тому +1

    2:27 ohh shit not good

  • @salwahanifaulya3790
    @salwahanifaulya3790 2 роки тому +1

    Lol

  • @ApsiApchuy
    @ApsiApchuy 2 роки тому

    1:03 this feels like BALDI's Basic (but finger snaps)