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  • @thetribble6196
    @thetribble6196 Рік тому +1354

    Poor Blake. He'll forever be the talk of the police station.

    • @9Loki11
      @9Loki11 Рік тому +94

      Remember this guy, who got stuck in the basket 20 jears ago? That was so freaking awesome! 😅

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Рік тому +13

      Those were firefighters 😛

    • @1WheelUp
      @1WheelUp Рік тому +35

      @@LHyoutube 1 was a cop the other was a firefighter

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 Рік тому +84

      @@1WheelUp so he will be the talk of the police station AND the fire station. Poor guy 😆

    • @ne9835
      @ne9835 Рік тому +2

      @@henrlima87 🤣

  • @MGower4465
    @MGower4465 Рік тому +307

    "I just love how Blake gets stuck." Not "got", "gets". This is not the first time...its apparently a regular event.

  • @Rokkekrollek
    @Rokkekrollek Рік тому +23

    The pool getting mixed with the flood was pretty damn cool i must say.

  • @xBFUwolfpack
    @xBFUwolfpack Рік тому +389

    “My butt broke the chair.”
    “Dads heavy”
    That got me Rolling 😂

    • @WackoMcGoose
      @WackoMcGoose Рік тому

      Kids are savage and have zero chill, that's all anyone needs to know.

    • @alexbeardsley751
      @alexbeardsley751 Рік тому +12

      his acknowledgement at the end was pretty funny to

    • @stevie-ray2020
      @stevie-ray2020 Рік тому

      Yeah, ....Daddy is a lard-arse!

    • @denisebenedict6102
      @denisebenedict6102 Рік тому +16

      Those chairs are completely garbage. Never seen anyone sit in one without it turning out bad.

    • @xBFUwolfpack
      @xBFUwolfpack Рік тому +3

      @@denisebenedict6102 frrr

  • @jimnasium452
    @jimnasium452 Рік тому +612

    Gotta love the confidence of the dude trying to hold the tree he just cut down.

    • @lilbucko
      @lilbucko Рік тому +1

      That how you die real quick

    • @user-ly5ix2mo6k
      @user-ly5ix2mo6k Рік тому +4

      😂😂

    • @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets
      @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets Рік тому +14

      That is not what confidence looks like.

    • @rfirtfan2809
      @rfirtfan2809 Рік тому +2

      It was stuck in the branches of the other tree.

    • @mjleger4555
      @mjleger4555 Рік тому +4

      Yes, whether he was trying to push the tree or whatever he thought, it was inane! Next time PLAN AHEAD! Trees are HEAVY!

  • @Jakerski
    @Jakerski Рік тому +780

    “Don’t try this at home”. Sure man, I don’t have a whole skatepark at home to try this even if I wanted to.

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito Рік тому +50

      You don't? What are you? Homeless? Get out there and get you a whole skatepark like everybody else.

    • @richardmichael1445
      @richardmichael1445 Рік тому +2

      🤣

    • @Jakerski
      @Jakerski Рік тому +10

      @@shishinonaito gotta work harder 😂

    • @panzerveps
      @panzerveps Рік тому +7

      Pfff! Peasants these days!

    • @livinagoodlife
      @livinagoodlife Рік тому +24

      Failarmy are determined to make the subtitles more and more annoying

  • @kikapuneniya3827
    @kikapuneniya3827 Рік тому +847

    "no one was harmed" that dude who crashed his bike into that car looked pretty harmed to me lol

    • @gogogadgetgore
      @gogogadgetgore Рік тому +33

      He only lost one shoe,he's good 👍

    • @user-bt8xr5si9y
      @user-bt8xr5si9y Рік тому +67

      They have to write all of that for UA-cam otherwise videos wouldn't be monetized because well modern youtube

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 Рік тому +4

      Nope. Just shook.

    • @R6-D2
      @R6-D2 Рік тому +1

      @@gogogadgetgore 🤣

    • @nubie1100
      @nubie1100 Рік тому +29

      Was going to say the same.. dude I've broken my wrist ... no one was harmed. Huh???

  • @ku8721
    @ku8721 Рік тому +13

    5:15 White dog be like "How did you fetch such a big stick???"

  • @pinoypenguin14
    @pinoypenguin14 Рік тому +288

    Fail army: *no one was harmed*
    Everyone: *everyone was harmed*

    • @markuso6263
      @markuso6263 Рік тому +4

      I can see Bones, but no one was harmed! 🙂

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Рік тому +8

      He just have some editing problems seriously why is that annoying text in most of clips???

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 Рік тому +1

      No one but everyone was harmed

    • @HO-bndk
      @HO-bndk Рік тому

      HAHAHA

    • @pinoypenguin14
      @pinoypenguin14 Рік тому +4

      @@joe125ful I feel like they recently started adding those at a greater rate than before. Not too sure why but yeah it does get annoying

  • @malfunctionjunction6212
    @malfunctionjunction6212 Рік тому +140

    The last clip. The EMT's "we will have to cut the arm off just above the elbow"

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 Рік тому +6

      Exactly! I wouldn't want that piece of Art destroyed!!!

    • @nickh5081
      @nickh5081 Рік тому +17

      "They'll grow back, right?" Homer Simpson when he gets both arms stuck in two vending machines.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Рік тому +1

      Ahahahahaha yes:)

    • @genghiscan2918
      @genghiscan2918 Рік тому +7

      @@nickh5081 Homer, you're not just holding on to the can, are you?

    • @nickh5081
      @nickh5081 Рік тому +5

      @@genghiscan2918 "Your point being?"

  • @bobsondugnutt2762
    @bobsondugnutt2762 Рік тому +6

    3:40 That dog has impeccable self-preservation instincts.

  • @chemtrooper
    @chemtrooper Рік тому +18

    If you had to call the police to get your guy out of a basket, then you need to meet more country folk in your life.

  • @_VC._
    @_VC._ Рік тому +483

    I'm surprised that Horse didn't freak out with a human clinging on to her face 😂 she just stood there 😭🤣

    • @johntowers1213
      @johntowers1213 Рік тому +72

      the horse is probably just thinking god damn it not again..

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Рік тому +22

      @@johntowers1213 More like:Heelllp iam blind!:)

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Рік тому +1

      Ahahahahaahha it is soo funny:):)

    • @TinaVegan
      @TinaVegan Рік тому

      she was more scared she would feel more pain than nessessary from the bit. That thing is no joke, and you can't really ride without it wich is very telling

    • @celozzip
      @celozzip Рік тому +5

      if i was that girl i'd be like "stop laughing and help me before i break my fucking neck!"

  • @wkwtse
    @wkwtse Рік тому +180

    maybe just keep the "no one was harmed" and "don't try this at home" on throughout lol

    • @julian899
      @julian899 Рік тому +9

      But what if someone was harmed or they want you to try this at home?

    • @Northernlanes
      @Northernlanes Рік тому +17

      agreed, put it on once at the beginning if you must

    • @handlehandle12322
      @handlehandle12322 Рік тому +5

      they all were harmed

    • @amcconnell6730
      @amcconnell6730 Рік тому +2

      No one was harmed ...
      ... well, maybe this guy limping was a little harmed.

    • @robinfrost5561
      @robinfrost5561 Рік тому +3

      Oh as if disclaimers gonna do shit...😁

  • @darkheartrjdyosn6345
    @darkheartrjdyosn6345 Рік тому +28

    Dad "My butt broke the chair"
    Kid: "Daddys heavy"
    The 'joys' of fatherhood

  • @IAmTheDawn
    @IAmTheDawn Рік тому +3

    STOP SAYING NO ONE WAS HARMED. WE WANT TO SEE PEOPLE GETTING HARMED

  • @PolishEddie1992
    @PolishEddie1992 Рік тому +10

    0:16 "SHADOOWWW"!! "AAAHH" Glass and bones and VR breaking, all hell broken loose! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @therealmfwic9503
    @therealmfwic9503 Рік тому +5

    “Daddy’s heavy!”
    “Yeah”

  • @310_Latchkey_kid
    @310_Latchkey_kid Рік тому +71

    That last one....I can't believe they had to call emergency responders just to cut some thin ass wired!! 🙄

    • @Stefan-
      @Stefan- Рік тому +25

      Yeah, it also seemed like it could be just dragged off him by someone else, talk about wasting their time.

    • @adb888
      @adb888 Рік тому +14

      They have them on speed dial for this kid...

    • @justinvandal9696
      @justinvandal9696 Рік тому +3

      Yes, I searched for this comment.

    • @daviddavidsonn3578
      @daviddavidsonn3578 Рік тому +3

      they voted biden 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ghostnebula8805
      @ghostnebula8805 Рік тому +2

      @@daviddavidsonn3578 Nah

  • @himselfe
    @himselfe Рік тому +19

    Genuinely surprised they needed to call emergency services to get that kid out, it was literally hanging off him. One pull with his arms in the right position and he would have been free.

  • @abbeyroadstudios4999
    @abbeyroadstudios4999 Рік тому +115

    3:40. Loved how the dog stayed to help. 🤣

    • @pendejo6466
      @pendejo6466 Рік тому +35

      "Bitch almost fell on me."

    • @FireN2k9
      @FireN2k9 Рік тому

      @@pendejo6466
      He would have been instantly pancaked.

    • @maartendetemmerman393
      @maartendetemmerman393 Рік тому +26

      wouldn't be the first dog that dies because one of those 'healthy' humans fell on them

    • @TH-bj1pb
      @TH-bj1pb Рік тому +3

      Little dog is reacting like a cat

    • @shitboxoffroad
      @shitboxoffroad Рік тому +2

      Wtf did she trip on?

  • @ErloBrown1
    @ErloBrown1 Рік тому +99

    I saw that "no one was harmed" so decided to try all of these at home.

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 Рік тому +22

      No! DON*T try it at home.
      Go to your friend's place, and try it there.
      Much safer.

    • @ainlLeek
      @ainlLeek Рік тому +5

      The dog and woman that fell into those trashcans (separately) didn't have "no one was harmed" on them. The lack of captioning suggests that both were most definitely harmed.
      Can you point out which part of the trashcan harmed you?

  • @Gordon_L
    @Gordon_L Рік тому +15

    7:07 I'd like to see those guys laughing with a bag over their heads slowly running out of oxygen and see how funny they find that .

    • @giftofthewild6665
      @giftofthewild6665 Рік тому +6

      Yeah that clip really angered me. The dog is running around thinking help me humans and the humans are just laughing at him 😕

  • @tdogaz4114
    @tdogaz4114 Рік тому +9

    3:40 that dog is like there's no way in hell she's falling on me I'm outttttt 😂

  • @mpagirobin3805
    @mpagirobin3805 Рік тому +116

    That dog didn't flinch at the falling tree. It just stood there as the tree fell on it. Both cool and kinda creepy.

    • @gogogadgetgore
      @gogogadgetgore Рік тому +15

      I think he was elderly lol
      He was so slow and non-reactive

    • @cinemartin3530
      @cinemartin3530 Рік тому +13

      The dog simply had the gift of clairvoyance and knew that nothing was threatening her. This dog is a genius.😄

    • @juliantherockjohnson7470
      @juliantherockjohnson7470 Рік тому +18

      @@cinemartin3530 he calculated the trajectory of every branch of the tree and knew he was safe in that spot, and then slowly came out of the tree wagging his tail.

    • @yukononun
      @yukononun Рік тому +3

      @@juliantherockjohnson7470 I think it was more like it was too dumb to realise that there was any danger and the tree didn't manage to hurt it.

    • @juliantherockjohnson7470
      @juliantherockjohnson7470 Рік тому +6

      @@yukononun oh my god! Bro! You got to call the police immediately! Somebody stole your sense of humor.

  • @paigemoloney
    @paigemoloney Рік тому +48

    2:17 “don’t try this at home” yea sure like everyone has a whole wrestling ring at their house💀

  • @JohnD357
    @JohnD357 Рік тому +34

    I love the "No one was harmed" inserts on videos where clearly someone had to be harmed. 🤣

    • @SheilaR.08
      @SheilaR.08 Рік тому +6

      Translation: Quit reporting our videos! 😜

    • @BoB-th8wm
      @BoB-th8wm Рік тому

      They all had at least bruised egos

  • @iwn2000
    @iwn2000 Рік тому +15

    Video: Shows a leaf gently drifting to the ground. In the distance, the sound of the wind sighing gently in the trees.
    FailArmy video editors: NO ONE WAS HARMED!!!!!!!!

  • @laurengonzalez6919
    @laurengonzalez6919 Рік тому +10

    5:10 that dog really just accepted its fate

  • @_VC._
    @_VC._ Рік тому +217

    I feel sorry for the Woman falling, but it's just the Dog's reaction that gets me! 😂

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Рік тому +8

      Why?Its was fun:)

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 Рік тому +8

      I fell almost the same way she did a few days ago,😅 stepped on a goddamn pine cone and it rolled, twisting my ankle.
      I've never fallen so fast and hard!
      I am just aching all over.
      Didn't break anything thankfully and I'm not as big as her.
      She would have felt that for days!
      The dog...😂😂😂

    • @raymondharris6599
      @raymondharris6599 Рік тому +43

      I was glad the dog wasn't under her when she fell...💀

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Рік тому +3

      @@raymondharris6599 Yeah:):)

    • @coolhand411luke6
      @coolhand411luke6 Рік тому +29

      You would be horrified by how many tiny dogs are crushed by falling fat objects.

  • @HappyTanksKCMO
    @HappyTanksKCMO Рік тому +5

    Man that FPV shot down the stack at 7:15 was freaking insane!!! So much props to whoever just sent it like that ! That was wild as hell...

    • @Kapa53
      @Kapa53 Рік тому

      I think that thing went to a wormhole or something :D

  • @williewonka6694
    @williewonka6694 Рік тому +42

    Poor Blake, the real fail was mom being unable to resolve that simple problem without police assistance.

  • @Peter-wv5pl
    @Peter-wv5pl Рік тому +201

    The lady shooting the plastic toy arrow in her own face got me. I had to pause the video so I could finish laughing.

    • @livinginvancouverbc2247
      @livinginvancouverbc2247 Рік тому +5

      I know! It was like looking in the barrel of a gun that misfired and "bang!" but with a bow and arrow. I didn't think it could be done! 😃

    • @ainlLeek
      @ainlLeek Рік тому +2

      There was no "no one was harmed" caption. She was harmed to deth. I can't even.

    • @jesuschristiscallingyou953
      @jesuschristiscallingyou953 Рік тому +2

      Finish laughing! 🤣

    • @larryl392
      @larryl392 Рік тому

      @@livinginvancouverbc2247 ....lol

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Рік тому +16

    0:31 - Just lucky she didn't win a gun at the arcade instead! 😂

    • @HO-bndk
      @HO-bndk Рік тому +4

      Now we know what really happened to king Harold on the Bayeux tapestry.

  • @parr40
    @parr40 Рік тому +5

    00:24 oh he was harmed

  • @angeltavox1289
    @angeltavox1289 Рік тому +8

    5:44 got me killing cuz of the laughter 😂😂😂

  • @stevewayho2243
    @stevewayho2243 Рік тому +6

    At 3:50 my reaction was like bro that's why you don't eat Macdonald every day

  • @shaun9625
    @shaun9625 Рік тому +110

    Me: Oh, wow, they definitely got hurt. Probably had to go to the hospital.
    Video: “No one was harmed.”
    Me: Oh, guess I was wrong.

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 Рік тому +2

      Been in those pile-ups on moto-cross... Long as you're in good gear, and most of the time it's mandatory to compete (league rules) yeah, a little chaffing and bruise is about the worst of it... Once in a while, it can get bad, but it's pretty rare. ;o)

    • @hughm1383
      @hughm1383 Рік тому +1

      It's a lie; of course they were harmed. Trust your common sense.

  • @olvialee7221
    @olvialee7221 Рік тому +7

    A sibling being honest that he loves seeing his brother get stuck 🤣🤣🤣

  • @princequestly2218
    @princequestly2218 Рік тому +7

    3:07 Those people in the wind storm were hilarious. People in the car all safe just watching and laughing. 😂😂

    • @yukononun
      @yukononun Рік тому +5

      Fails are funny, lack of empathy isn't.

  • @BaronBoar
    @BaronBoar Рік тому +50

    That last kid, what a dork lol. Also would it be possible to put a notice at the beginning of the video that "no one or animal was harmed* as opposed to being in every clip?

    • @nezziaktm9922
      @nezziaktm9922 Рік тому +1

      What a horrible mama he has, filming that after all

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Рік тому +8

      @@nezziaktm9922 When i was there i do same...
      He just stuck in dumb way and not getting hurt,so no need to rush things,just enjoy his pain:)

    • @annieelle7501
      @annieelle7501 Рік тому

      @@nezziaktm9922 the kids wasn't in danger & was laughing himself and no doubt it was because he knew he did something stupid. And now the mom can use the video as either leverage or as a reminder of what happens when you try to be funny but don't think it through!

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 Рік тому

      Since someone needs to comment with something that has to do with the statement above about the "no one was harmed" notice, they are not posted on every clip, and sometimes they are posted when it is explicitly evident that someone had definitely been harmed, such as in the clip of the motorcyclist running into the side of the car and flipping onto the top of the car.

    • @BaronBoar
      @BaronBoar Рік тому

      @@jacklow9611 who cares? They wouldn't be posting the video if the person died or got paralyzed.

  • @JupiterSauce
    @JupiterSauce Рік тому +14

    *Someone clearly gets harmed*
    FailArmy: 👁👄👁.... *No one was harmed*

  • @warlordgamez8332
    @warlordgamez8332 Рік тому +3

    2:46 i love how his helmet flew out from his head and he fell but still no one got harmed.

  • @Bertie_Ahern
    @Bertie_Ahern Рік тому +1

    "No one was harmed" is the least exciting message you can ever see on a Fail video

  • @IFArakash
    @IFArakash Рік тому +5

    3:45 Earthquake incoming! 😂

  • @Theworstchannelposting
    @Theworstchannelposting Рік тому +6

    5:26 this dude is ready to blame somebody and snitch. Didn't even see what happen.

  • @WiliamShattner
    @WiliamShattner Рік тому +555

    I’m sorry if your legal team is forcing you to write “no one was harmed” and “don’t try this at home” but we survived decades of fail videos without needing reassurance and warning.

    • @Pr0phetless
      @Pr0phetless Рік тому +21

      It's because you know someone will try it after seeing it here

    • @torstenwehnert8549
      @torstenwehnert8549 Рік тому +11

      Well, you survived Kaptain.
      But how many kids got "accidentaly" shot by police, because their parents called the cops to free them out of a lamp shade?
      The answer is five.

    • @yukononun
      @yukononun Рік тому +22

      @@torstenwehnert8549 Uhhh, that disclaimer wasn't for calling the police.

    • @WiliamShattner
      @WiliamShattner Рік тому

      @@torstenwehnert8549 ha ha

    • @WiliamShattner
      @WiliamShattner Рік тому

      @@Pr0phetless if they are that dumb then they will still try it.

  • @travelgal8887
    @travelgal8887 Рік тому +1

    Kid: “Daddy’s heavy!”
    Dad: “Yeah” 🙁

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Рік тому +6

    5:10 - Well, I guess we just learned that dog had a minimum reaction of greater than four seconds! 😂

  • @HH-mw4sq
    @HH-mw4sq Рік тому +69

    4:13 I don't consider that a fail by any stretch of the imagination. Think about the odds of having a wheel come flying through a door that was ajar just enough for the wheel to enter the room without touching it, then for that wheel to do no damage after bouncing around. I say that was the win of the year for those folks.

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Рік тому +7

      Yeah, FailArmy like to keep us on our toes by every compilation always including about two or three videos that aren't even remotely fails. Because, hey, clearly we like feeling mildly frustrated at unpredictable times! 😂

    • @AndrewVelonis
      @AndrewVelonis Рік тому +8

      It was a fail as far as the vehicle the wheel had been attached to is concerned. In engineering terms, failure is when something breaks.

    • @jasonayres
      @jasonayres Рік тому +2

      And, "No one (really) was harmed "👍

  • @cubie3835
    @cubie3835 Рік тому +10

    love how the dude in the plastic chair just commits to the situation

  • @ne9835
    @ne9835 Рік тому +3

    I love the "No one was harmed" part every time.

  • @rileymannion5301
    @rileymannion5301 Рік тому +9

    Instead of putting a disclaimer on literally every video saying nobody was injured just put it at the beginning of the video

  • @RatherBeRestoring
    @RatherBeRestoring Рік тому +4

    @2:09 “now we’ve lost our building along with our pool” or something of the sort
    she wasn’t worried about the “community” as the captions said 🤣🤣😂

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Рік тому +3

      They clearly outsource their captioning to the cheapest provider, who is probably in the developing world and doesn't speak English natively. It's really fucking annoying.

  • @seanriopel3132
    @seanriopel3132 Рік тому +3

    2:21 Luckiest man alive. A truck smashing into him on the highway and barely got jostled. Wow!

  • @TinyCaitlyn
    @TinyCaitlyn Рік тому +3

    Fail Army : "Don't try this at home"
    ME : "Well I actually did a few weeks ago at a park..."

  • @ColonelPanic007
    @ColonelPanic007 Рік тому +9

    The guy stuck in the basket wins. 🏆

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Рік тому

      Yeah he is soo dumb:):)
      Also why police not laught at all?:)
      But iam sure they laugh a lot later without camera.

    • @nickh5081
      @nickh5081 Рік тому +1

      I found it funny that him and the dog with it's head stuck in a chip bag were very similar videos!

    • @Unknown0ne
      @Unknown0ne Рік тому +1

      My son when 2 y.o got his head stuck between metal back rest on chair in a food court. Was so embarrassing. Server came along and musclemaned the bars slightly apart saying 'happens all the time mam'

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Рік тому +1

      ‘Put the lotion in the basket’

  • @Eagle-Striker
    @Eagle-Striker Рік тому +9

    I thought the last clip was a pretend clip until the cops showed up 😂

  • @ThereIsNoOtherHandleLikeMine
    @ThereIsNoOtherHandleLikeMine Рік тому +8

    7:00 Dogs die when their head gets stuck in a chip bag.

  • @RainePhoenix
    @RainePhoenix Рік тому +4

    Damn! Running around in a human-sized hamster wheel is EXACTLY what I wanted to try at home, too.

    • @jessicamadsen7092
      @jessicamadsen7092 8 місяців тому

      That’s exactly what I thought too! 😂 I wanna try that!

  • @AtheistOrphan
    @AtheistOrphan Рік тому +5

    I predict that in a year’s time every Fail Army video will consist of a completely blurred screen with the words ‘No one was harmed’ and ‘Don’t try this at home’ permanently on display throughout the entire video.

  • @iceking6766
    @iceking6766 Рік тому +7

    I am left confused after watching these clips.
    Was anybody hurt and should I try these at home?

    • @nobodyspecial4702
      @nobodyspecial4702 Рік тому

      Paramedics say do this at home, they like job security. They don't like dealing with drunks, so do it sober.

  • @wingedlizard3665
    @wingedlizard3665 Рік тому +1

    The woman yelling " SHADOW!!!!" then jumped onto the floor. I almost died.

  • @michaelmichaels138
    @michaelmichaels138 Рік тому +1

    RIP to all the people harmed and killed making these hilarious videos

  • @KirkHMiller
    @KirkHMiller Рік тому +5

    How do you keep saying “No one was harmed?” You don’t know that- the pitcher taking a broken bat to the head was injured, we just watched it!

  • @johnnywalker8326
    @johnnywalker8326 Рік тому +4

    At 3:17 I wonder why he didn't get the surf board on the flat ground and just kneel on it?!

  • @SouthwestTed
    @SouthwestTed Рік тому +2

    Do we really need "don't try this at home" and "no one was harmed" in EVERY clip????

  • @leahxrose_edits
    @leahxrose_edits Рік тому +6

    0:08 I can't ever get over these captions, who is transcribing these videos?? They are always so off lol. He clearly said "mooommmm!" not "no" lol

  • @dadstrings5144
    @dadstrings5144 Рік тому +4

    And here we see a swimming pool slowly blend back in to its natural habitat as the chocolatey flood waters entice it back into the wild.

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Рік тому +1

      Holy crap, that is poetic! 😲

  • @VictorPoulin
    @VictorPoulin Рік тому +22

    Did you all see what actually happened at 2:43? The batter hit the ball and his bat broke in half. The top half of the bat hit the pitcher in the head.

    • @dannywayne311
      @dannywayne311 Рік тому +1

      Victor always good to see you my friend, keep making and throwing those ‘Rangs

    • @VictorPoulin
      @VictorPoulin Рік тому +1

      @@dannywayne311 Back at you Danny

  • @Panth30n
    @Panth30n Рік тому +2

    Finally a new video from NoOneWasHarmedArmy!

  • @mattyh1789
    @mattyh1789 Рік тому +32

    Even though you have absolutely no way of verifying if anybody was harmed in this videos, I appreciate you taking the time to write that they weren’t to make us all feel better watching

  • @S1X_Bucks
    @S1X_Bucks Рік тому +9

    Fun fact. None of us care if anyone one was harmed.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Рік тому

      Yes if its a lot better.

    • @S1X_Bucks
      @S1X_Bucks Рік тому

      @@joe125ful huh. What does that mean?

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Рік тому

      @@S1X_Bucks When someone get hurt its more fun to watch right?

  • @princequestly2218
    @princequestly2218 Рік тому +20

    7:15 what an epic flight even if he got stuck that was crazy he perfectly flew into that pipe. I don’t what what else he expected to happen though.

    • @inncogneato6341
      @inncogneato6341 Рік тому

      I dont know why he had to descend so fast. Maybe slower would be better. But maybe lost signal in there anyway.

    • @shayan8270
      @shayan8270 Рік тому

      Epic indeed

  • @isaiah2536
    @isaiah2536 Рік тому +1

    3:38 😂😂😂 LMAO HIS LIFE FLASHED BEFORE HIS EYES! COULD’VE GOT PANCAKED.

  • @carolinerowles5951
    @carolinerowles5951 Рік тому +3

    "the boy in the basket" sounds like a TV movie about an abandoned baby. Anyhow it as my fave one on here 😂

  • @mkvB58KING
    @mkvB58KING Рік тому +11

    0:25 NO ONE WAS HARMED. Dude is clearly harmed.

    • @vomm
      @vomm Рік тому +1

      He's not or since when harmed people jump down of cars?

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 Рік тому +4

      @@vomm
      Are you kidding?
      Severely injured people get up and walk very often, adrenaline takes over and for a while they don't realize how bad they are.
      Never let someone get up after an accident, they could injure themselves more.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Рік тому

      But it was fun trick:)

  • @onlybands321
    @onlybands321 Рік тому +10

    I swear FA will show the challenger blowing up and be like "no one was harmed"

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Рік тому +2

      And ‘Don’t try this at home’.

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller Рік тому +1

      If it doesn't say either warning then we know someone was harmed and we should try it at home, right?

  • @danielle4295
    @danielle4295 Рік тому +2

    When that lady fell the dog was outta there, like nope I’m ‘not’ giving you a soft landing 🤣

  • @TheSpiceAndRice
    @TheSpiceAndRice Рік тому +8

    The dude trying desperately to hold on to that surf board had me rolling

    • @scottmcshannon6821
      @scottmcshannon6821 9 місяців тому

      how stupid to you have to be to take that board out in that kind of wind? doesnt he know anything at all?

  • @randygreen007
    @randygreen007 Рік тому +11

    2:51 is a perfect example of one of the things that’s wrong in society today. Instead of getting out to help the man they just record it with their camera and laugh at them.

    • @teaandmedals
      @teaandmedals Рік тому

      Why help them, it's fascinating to watch stupidity played out.

    • @yukononun
      @yukononun Рік тому +1

      @@teaandmedals How about having empathy and compassion? Or is that too much effort for you?

    • @dreamtreater
      @dreamtreater Рік тому +1

      I too felt annoyed that they sat there laughing and filming instead of helping, geeez what a heroes. I can't say that's what's wrong with society.

    • @teaandmedals
      @teaandmedals Рік тому +4

      I remember when common sense was an apreciated trait. Now when people are idiots, other people feel sorry for them. Not only did that guy likely have the mental capacity to hold the board in a way that it would less likely be blown a soon as the wind began to pick up but they should have known the weather at that time could change at short notice.
      There's feeling empathy for people who have been it situations that they couldn't avoid or where genuinely hard to predict but in situations like this, getting out and helping would be a pretty silly thing to do, you'd just have a few more people covered in sand.
      If they where in danger of loosing their life then helping would be the right thing to do however that isn't the case here.
      We all make dumb decisions from time to time, it's better to get mocked and not make it again rather than expecting people to cry on your behalf over it.
      I wouldn't upload the video to the internet for the public to see but this one already has been so it's open to opinion.

  • @brianrooker8527
    @brianrooker8527 Рік тому +10

    There is no way someone wasn’t hurt in that motor-cross clip. Was the fire department really needed to get that off him? He could’ve taken his hat off, slid his head out then moved his arms

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Рік тому

      Some butter or Vaseline would have surely done the trick.

  • @R6-D2
    @R6-D2 Рік тому +2

    1:47 Wow that was cool watching the pool water mix with the flood water! 🧐

  • @Pr0phetless
    @Pr0phetless Рік тому +20

    I feel bad for the dude who said, "I think I broke my wrist" after he fell (the "we'll get mcdonalds if you do it" clip). That hurts like hell

    • @adb888
      @adb888 Рік тому +4

      Well, obviously they had to go to the ER, so no McDonalds.

    • @cameronliddell9533
      @cameronliddell9533 Рік тому

      try a fractured sternum (breastbone)

  • @turtlejeepjen314
    @turtlejeepjen314 Рік тому +35

    It was SO SATISFYING when that dude’s surfboard FINALLY flew away in the wind!!! Geez, took long enough!!🙂

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Рік тому

      I agree, it was a case of not if but when.

    • @emidom2004
      @emidom2004 Рік тому +11

      I was really pissed off that they were mocking him instead of helping.

    • @SeminoleRail
      @SeminoleRail Рік тому +2

      LOL at the girl making a half hearted attempt to help him. Holding on to her beer was more important.

    • @ScarlettM
      @ScarlettM Рік тому +4

      "I need men"!
      What the guy should have done is lay on it with girls' helping. No way it would airlift two+ people.

    • @kipphoenix2186
      @kipphoenix2186 Рік тому +3

      It was a paddle board and the reason it was so difficult to hold onto in the wind is because it's basically just a $200 piece of styrofoam.

  • @seanhaugh4232
    @seanhaugh4232 Рік тому +13

    I took a drink every time "no one was harmed" was a lie and now I am very drunk

  • @IamKnucks
    @IamKnucks Рік тому +3

    "Don't try this at home" another time where humanity has to suffer some annoyance because of the dumbest among us.

  • @Foxholeatheist
    @Foxholeatheist Рік тому +1

    I think Blake isn't at any risk of winning a Nobel any time soon.

  • @foreverpatus
    @foreverpatus Рік тому +9

    Nice video😅

  • @newyorknight
    @newyorknight Рік тому +3

    The dude that got himself stuck in the metal basket.
    He sure knows what it's like being behind bars without actually commiting a crime🥸

  • @HisNameWasCrazy
    @HisNameWasCrazy Рік тому +1

    3:33 wait, I specifically built a subway station in my home so I could try this, and now you're telling me I CAN'T?!?

  • @olvialee7221
    @olvialee7221 Рік тому +1

    From all funny videos of animals, that is funny. The horse just stops and the guy hangs on to the horse by covering the horses face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @xBFUwolfpack
    @xBFUwolfpack Рік тому +25

    That horse is so tolerant. The rider should’ve got off sooner, but amazing ride!

  • @praneethsodi3372
    @praneethsodi3372 Рік тому +12

    That first guy literally held the tree for 1 sec 😂

  • @jackahorey2354
    @jackahorey2354 Рік тому +1

    5:31 Mr Blamey down there. Whoever didn't secure the mirror properly is to blame, Mr Blamey.

  • @Huhgundai399
    @Huhgundai399 Рік тому +1

    Did homie really try to catch that falling tree? And survive? Darwin is turning in his grave

  • @peaceworld5393
    @peaceworld5393 Рік тому +12

    The last one was funny, but they called emergency to get out of wire ? Are they all weak ?

    • @justinandout
      @justinandout Рік тому

      that's USA bro, ppl are insanely lazy and ignorant there, can't make themselves food, can't fix or make stuff themselves, don't even have basic tools at home. God they can't even assemble IKEA shit and have an app to hire ppl for that LOL.

    • @chrisparker7256
      @chrisparker7256 Рік тому

      My thoughts exactly.

  • @sleepnumber6
    @sleepnumber6 Рік тому +22

    "No one was injured"
    Everybody that gets that tag was almost 100% injured in some way lol

    • @Peanutdenver
      @Peanutdenver Рік тому +1

      100%...I race mx and the vid they showed of the dude getting throw over the bars of his Suzuki most likely felt it...for many days or weeks.

    • @sleepnumber6
      @sleepnumber6 Рік тому +1

      @@Peanutdenver the MX stuff in particular is savage. Y'all are awesome

  • @bubbafontleroy
    @bubbafontleroy Рік тому +2

    They called the cops to get Blake out of a thin metal ornament?
    Jesus Christ 🤦‍♂️🌚

  • @caseychin3698
    @caseychin3698 Рік тому +1

    You can't just say "No one was harmed" when people were clearly harmed.