@@BusinessMan_ForthePeoplewell yeah if you listen to metro boomins latest album you'd recognize the quote, didn't know it was from spider man tho, that's kool
Yep… E-4 mafia’s a hard mentality to get out of! Once, you were like the senior in high school out roaming the hallways and now you’re getting irritated because the guy in the latrine stall next to you has been camping out in there almost as long as you have! And it’s the same guy that was shamm’n out in the parking lot yesterday and you know it because you watched him from your vehicle for about two hours!
Keep calm and sham on! Gotta remember not all E4s are apart of the mafia, the E4 Mafia is a group of great soldiers but been sitting at E4 for so long their fucks have flown out the window. This actually makes them the best to promote ahead of peers, because they got all the right ideas in mind but are in no position to implement them. Fun fact too, when you make buck Sergeant lol you still have no say in command, so your basically still in the E4 Mafia just in charge now and not the Don.
@@Zaxby722yea shit doesn’t get powerful till you get that inverted stripe lol. The USAF and army have different insignias but in my case it’s the inverted one that makes our leadership stand out. To me the officers are just nerds with funny pictures on their chest😂
E6 is the next best rank after E4, you got E5s to take care of the more mundane bullshit, but you also have enough rank now to actually throw some weight around and get shit done and take care of your troops better. Unfortunately it also means more training meetings so there is that lol
My drill instructors. e6, were hella cool, they were 100% grounded in their e4 roots, theyd both been in about 8 years and so probably because of that, they were still mad chillin
Meanwhile. The Finnish army: Soldier 1: OH SHIT THE SARGENT IS COMING! HIDE THE UNO! Soldier 2: OH SHIT WHERE DO I PUT IT?! Sargent: Why are you playing uno without me :(
I got promoted to e4 in March, and then my unit went on AT to Fort Stewart for 2 weeks. My Battalion CSM was overseeing our decon team, and I was leading the "mission." He talked to me and asked what my rank was. I said specialist. He asked how come I wasn't a corporal. I said I JUST got promoted. Then I said "I thought you had to serve a certain amount of time before you could rank up." He said "yeah you do, but you can get promoted faster if you wanted to." Then he tells one of my sergeants to make sure I put a packet in. She said ok. He leaves. I begged my sergeant saying, "PLEASE DONT DO ME LIKE THIS, SGT. PLEASE." I had her busting a gut. But my CSM did make another point. If you're an e4 doing an NCO'S job, then you might as well get paid like it.
Yea but your logic is illogical, corporals arent paid like ncos, they get the work but no pay.... So your csm is a scam artist that wants more work without giving the extra pay involved cuz "hur dur the army is socialism"
Walking into a room and having “new privates” yell At Ease 🗣 fucked me up. I started looking around for the sergeant major - knowing damn well I didn’t shave 😂
@@adamyoder6024wouldn’t necessarily say that. Cuz u can “allegedly” be a Premium Lance Corporal, or PLC, not my words, my NCOs who jus got out a couple days ago😂😂
Depending on the career field. In the air force after E-4 it hard to get rank. Because the air force test every year an it constantly requires a higher score. On top of that you have package that get brought an compared to all the other e-4s in the squadron "battalion" an its completely different career fields being compared so a 2fox1 "fuels specialists" getting compared to supply guys is an absolute shit show an has no way of really being compared to fairness. To see who gets extra points after the test.
It's weird how all the mustang officers I know are chill but a lot of newly minted E-5 forget where they came from and start acting a fool. Maybe the degree makes the mustang have more memory than your typical NCO.
There are three kinds of NCOs. There is the E5 who just wanted more money and doesn't really care about mission or his troops, there is the Sergeant who got bullied in high school and wanted rank to have authority over others and then there is the Non-commissioned Officer, who got their rank through diligence and uses that rank to take care of his junior enlisted and to protect them as best they can from higher shit rolling down onto them. They are the ones the NCO Creed is about the others are a waste of stripes.
In case anyone is womdering: the audio is from a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode where Shredder accidentally gets zapped by a machine, making him believe he is Michaelangelo. Splinter and the TMNT use this to learn that he and Kang (the blobby guy who lived in a robot mech suit) planned on taking over the U.S. with a hologram of the president. They destroy the machine and send Shredder and his lackeys packing, before enjoying a heaping hleping of 'za.
Im 40 years old and definitely saw *cowabunga shredhead" in the day Most Kids today including sergeants wouldn't have a clue what the audio is supposed to be though some might have an idea from the word "shredder" Every generation will say they had the best cartoons but the 1980s and early 90s definitely had the best cartoons. All kids today know are cheap crudely drawn comedies and Japanese anime.
4 years in the navy and just recently I got promoted to E-5 Lowkey I wanted to have more fun before going serious mode. Well time is what you make it I guess. 🤣🤣
I feel this I just got promoted to the rank before Sgt in the Canadian military. This is what happens at my new rank you get cut out of Cpl news network.
@@brutalgod7651 came in with 2 years of college, you get E-4 at MEPS. Left without going to PLDC/WLC because I kept changing units because I'd move for work when I was in the Guard.
Many are in the E4 Mafia. This man is in the E5 Conspiracy Edit: Holy shit people, you make fun of my pride flag as if you haven't gotten railed while underway a time or two.
I chose a safe E-3 spot to get flagged at. They were pushing for more E-5's. I showed them a magic trick and told em I'm ETS with less than a year left. Already at 2.5 year rn.
You aren't just leaving the E4 Mafia then...you are transferring units altogether! You're on your way to the 1st Civ Div! Just remember to not answer your phone, or even change your number altogether (that's what I did), and make sure that you unable to be gotten ahold of, until you get those precious papers.
Solution: Go collectively shitbag as a team, in a place that is out of the way (but not suspiciously so) in a manner that from a distance can appear to be a hip pocket class, and if the observing leader actually notices have a class and teaching materials ready and pick up in the middle of the lesson as if that's what you were doing all along. E.g. a fire team from an infantry company takes a whiteboard and markers to a clearing in a nearby wooded area. The team leader or a senior specialist under him has the teaching materials for the battle drill on reacting to contact. A relevant illustration is placed on the board. This fire team has selected an area hidden from plain view, and as it's outdoors they can smoke while they shitbag. A squad leader or platoon sergeant can be seen or heard breaking brush in well enough advance for the soldier "teaching" the "class" to stand up by the board and verbally pick up explaining the rear fire team's flanking movement. The soldiers can quickly assume a posture of learning, complete with pen and notepad. Doctrine problems require doctrine solutions
Lmaooo I’ll never forget in basic training, we had a butter bar pull up and someone yelled “attention” and he went to attention with us😂 he asked a trainee in another platoon “yo whose here?” 😂😂
I remember this exact episode of TMNT, when Shredder gets hypnotized and switches between his and Michaelangelo's personalities. Deep cut. Solid reference!
Nah, cause the ptsd when someone greets you as a sergeant and you're just internally go "SERGEANT, WHERE?!??" is so real 😭
sergeant with a diluc pfp ..omg
@@noirunes I'm allowed to have interests
My whole life is not revolving around my flight..??
@@Kiyoko_TheRat I'm not shaming you or anything omg! i just like diluc too😭😭
@@noirunestf is dulic
@@Gnomedefenseleague some zesty looking character from a mid game called genshin impact
“It’s Sergeant!”
“WHERE?!” 😂😂😂
Thanks I’m blind
Yeah I also really hate when someone finds something funny
@@thescouts2085and annoying 😂
@@T-MoseKnowsand gay 💁🏽♂️
@@ItchyPilauBotowith no bitches
"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"
Metro boomin and future?
@@tremainefasthorse9991. No spider-man
@@BusinessMan_ForthePeople Dark knight scene with Harvey Dent
@@tremainefasthorse9991 not quite
@@BusinessMan_ForthePeoplewell yeah if you listen to metro boomins latest album you'd recognize the quote, didn't know it was from spider man tho, that's kool
It still feels weird being called SGT over text messages.
Ah well, you’ll get used to it eventually SGT
It must be weird, huh SGT
but sarge you were one of us
…You changed, sarge.
Must be weird sarge
I wasn’t ready for him to role with it 😂😂
*Roll
U weird
@@gaberyan2181bro why?
@@jkpwordy8297 because it's HIS skit? nobody's rolling with shit he made it lmao
@@MelodyIV he didn’t make the audio and bro didn’t have to call him “weird” I just feel like there are better words to use 😂
Bro that's how I felt when civilians said "Look mom/dad it's a soldier" and I'm like "where"
💀
Haha
Thank you for your service
😂
Thank you for your service
Solution: Go 11C. You can sham to your heart's content. Every 30 minutes or so you do 2 minutes of work, then go right back to napping.
The only downside is that you're a mortarman 😂
@@Treeman556 I'm not following why that would be an insult.
@@StudleyDuderight That's unfortunate
Only boots who haven't learned better will talk shit to mortars.
@@Treeman556Nothing wrong with being a mortarman.
army manning issue nowadays, resulting in E4s being promoted...its the E5 mafia now
New lvl of shit bag with soldiers not promoting because they didn't meet a cutoff of 300 points
Unironically yes
Now that’s what I call inflation
It’s still the E4 mafia
@@Ward8668the E4 Mafia will never die.
Once you're not an E4 anymore, you're not part of the mafia.
Yep… E-4 mafia’s a hard mentality to get out of! Once, you were like the senior in high school out roaming the hallways and now you’re getting irritated because the guy in the latrine stall next to you has been camping out in there almost as long as you have! And it’s the same guy that was shamm’n out in the parking lot yesterday and you know it because you watched him from your vehicle for about two hours!
😂
So, your job is to watch other people work, then get pissed when they take a shit?
Keep calm and sham on! Gotta remember not all E4s are apart of the mafia, the E4 Mafia is a group of great soldiers but been sitting at E4 for so long their fucks have flown out the window. This actually makes them the best to promote ahead of peers, because they got all the right ideas in mind but are in no position to implement them. Fun fact too, when you make buck Sergeant lol you still have no say in command, so your basically still in the E4 Mafia just in charge now and not the Don.
😂😂😂
@@Zaxby722yea shit doesn’t get powerful till you get that inverted stripe lol. The USAF and army have different insignias but in my case it’s the inverted one that makes our leadership stand out. To me the officers are just nerds with funny pictures on their chest😂
You dont lose the e4 mafia mentality till you hit e6
E6 is the next best rank after E4, you got E5s to take care of the more mundane bullshit, but you also have enough rank now to actually throw some weight around and get shit done and take care of your troops better. Unfortunately it also means more training meetings so there is that lol
My drill instructors. e6, were hella cool, they were 100% grounded in their e4 roots, theyd both been in about 8 years and so probably because of that, they were still mad chillin
OR go to a new unit as an E5
That's when the darkness turns you into something else.
Meanwhile.
The Finnish army:
Soldier 1: OH SHIT THE SARGENT IS COMING! HIDE THE UNO!
Soldier 2: OH SHIT WHERE DO I PUT IT?!
Sargent: Why are you playing uno without me :(
that made me laugh, thank you
FINLAND MIGHTIEST NATION 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
Un realistic any sad finnsih soldier would high five a tree but get left hanging
I got promoted to e4 in March, and then my unit went on AT to Fort Stewart for 2 weeks. My Battalion CSM was overseeing our decon team, and I was leading the "mission." He talked to me and asked what my rank was. I said specialist. He asked how come I wasn't a corporal. I said I JUST got promoted. Then I said "I thought you had to serve a certain amount of time before you could rank up." He said "yeah you do, but you can get promoted faster if you wanted to." Then he tells one of my sergeants to make sure I put a packet in. She said ok. He leaves. I begged my sergeant saying, "PLEASE DONT DO ME LIKE THIS, SGT. PLEASE." I had her busting a gut. But my CSM did make another point. If you're an e4 doing an NCO'S job, then you might as well get paid like it.
That part
🎯🎯🎯👍🏿👍🏿
@@robertchandler2119 🎯🎯🎯👍🏿👍🏿
Yea but your logic is illogical, corporals arent paid like ncos, they get the work but no pay.... So your csm is a scam artist that wants more work without giving the extra pay involved cuz "hur dur the army is socialism"
you had her busting a WHAT
Walking into a room and having “new privates” yell At Ease 🗣 fucked me up.
I started looking around for the sergeant major - knowing damn well I didn’t shave 😂
Shit ends at E3 in the Corp.
It's the only way you can have the manpower to compete with the Army's mafia
Truth. Army gets E4 Mafia, Corps gets Lance Corporal Underground. No more fun once you promote.
@@adamyoder6024wouldn’t necessarily say that. Cuz u can “allegedly” be a Premium Lance Corporal, or PLC, not my words, my NCOs who jus got out a couple days ago😂😂
Navy too
A friend of mine told me it was terminally Lance corporal
In Air Force you can be a cool E5 (staff sergeant) but then E6 (Tech sergeant) totally changes people. Btw it is extremely tough to get E6
Thats because as a staff sergeant all you do is supervise and get shit done. Once you go to tech, its countless meetings and dumb bureaucracy.
I would def say when my former colleague became E6 in the air force he became an asshole. Him and I got into it.
Depending on the career field. In the air force after E-4 it hard to get rank. Because the air force test every year an it constantly requires a higher score. On top of that you have package that get brought an compared to all the other e-4s in the squadron "battalion" an its completely different career fields being compared so a 2fox1 "fuels specialists" getting compared to supply guys is an absolute shit show an has no way of really being compared to fairness. To see who gets extra points after the test.
@@crazychase98what career usually gets promoted above other ones?
@@investa9772I was a Physical Therapy Assistant and hit E-6 in my 6th year
"What do you mean I have to be the adult now?!!"
“It’s Sergeant!” 🧍♂️
“WHERE!?” 🧍♂️
I remember this episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and I am so very happy to be reminded! Shredder thinks he is Michelangelo
Hey me, what are you doing here?!
*me looking around for an adult and realizing i'm the adult. :(
your like kat from the 1930's all quiet on the western front
I want to give you a like but you're sitting at 69 likes and I don't want to be the one to mess that up
@Mickeys Time 96 actually
@@DayzDarth213
@@Novabunny_222
295 reporting for duty
lol his butthole puckered when he turned around looking for himself.
Sometimes it amazing having an nco who still has the e-4 mentality
I don't know any of the army talk in this comment section it's like trying to read hieroglyphs.
Innit like E-3 and fucking xbhfc type shit
wtf is an e-5
I'm like is there an e1
Yup I remember the first time I was called SGT. I did think asking the SGT for guidance was the best idea. I looked to my right and no one was there
Yes lol I do when they ask Sargent what do we do and you have to remember why they're all looking at you.
*Sergeant
@@jamesloder8652thought it was Sergeant?
@@thegrimhorseman you're right, I fucked it up also lmao
@@jamesloder8652i hate military spelling.
Pulled this on a newly promoted kid in the cadet squadron, homeboy walked right into it💀
It's weird how all the mustang officers I know are chill but a lot of newly minted E-5 forget where they came from and start acting a fool. Maybe the degree makes the mustang have more memory than your typical NCO.
There are three kinds of NCOs. There is the E5 who just wanted more money and doesn't really care about mission or his troops, there is the Sergeant who got bullied in high school and wanted rank to have authority over others and then there is the Non-commissioned Officer, who got their rank through diligence and uses that rank to take care of his junior enlisted and to protect them as best they can from higher shit rolling down onto them. They are the ones the NCO Creed is about the others are a waste of stripes.
@@princeahleefabulous Is the NCO Creed still emphasized in the Army? I retired in 2010.
@@princeahleefabulous Is the NCO Creed still emphasized in the Army? I never served.
@@princeahleefabulousI bet you know which ones seek the DD-214???
In case anyone is womdering: the audio is from a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode where Shredder accidentally gets zapped by a machine, making him believe he is Michaelangelo. Splinter and the TMNT use this to learn that he and Kang (the blobby guy who lived in a robot mech suit) planned on taking over the U.S. with a hologram of the president. They destroy the machine and send Shredder and his lackeys packing, before enjoying a heaping hleping of 'za.
i smelled the zaza😍😍😍
Im 40 years old and definitely saw *cowabunga shredhead" in the day
Most Kids today including sergeants wouldn't have a clue what the audio is supposed to be though some might have an idea from the word "shredder"
Every generation will say they had the best cartoons but the 1980s and early 90s definitely had the best cartoons.
All kids today know are cheap crudely drawn comedies and Japanese anime.
@@golfery5119 Buddy it's not that deep.
I do kinda agree with you on western cartoons being mostly dogshit though since you kinda implied that.
@@tomoesan4547 buddy
Only cowards and traitors leave the mafia.
😘
😘
4 years in the navy and just recently I got promoted to E-5 Lowkey I wanted to have more fun before going serious mode. Well time is what you make it I guess. 🤣🤣
Literally smoking meth while watching this
share pls
@@mop4yy I got youuu
This is definitely one of the better made versions of this meme
It's the hands behind the back while he's looking for me 😂😂😂
You changed bro, ever since you picked up. Literally right after they get promoted.
I had to watch this 10 times to figure out that that guy was actually the sergeant. God dang it. That's funny
My E5 friends hated me when they came over to drink hit him with that "AAAAT EAAASSSE!!"😂
Idk why but fave type of ppl online are the humorous millatary ppl. They're just a special kind of funny
I feel this I just got promoted to the rank before Sgt in the Canadian military. This is what happens at my new rank you get cut out of Cpl news network.
Nine years as a line cook then made sous chef super weird feeling. I miss my shitbag era 😂
My dad flinched once i told him "nice cop car", he totally forgot he was driving it 😂
I know for my rate in the Navy, it’s E5 Mafia
What’s your rate?
@@blakedavis2447 EMN, but for any of the nukes it's E5 mafia
Nash?
I retired an E-4 lol.
Nice what mos
so did I. 20 years, Active, then Guard, came in as an E-4, left as an E-4.
@@MisterW0lfe how doex that even happen?!?!
@@brutalgod7651 came in with 2 years of college, you get E-4 at MEPS. Left without going to PLDC/WLC because I kept changing units because I'd move for work when I was in the Guard.
@@MisterW0lfeimagine doing 20 years to come out as an e4. L
This is like the best mouthed and acted out skit ive seen in AWHILE
I’m never leaving this rank
You can call me a full bird cornel but id still be fucking around with the enlistees gaslighting them 😂
Many are in the E4 Mafia.
This man is in the E5 Conspiracy
Edit: Holy shit people, you make fun of my pride flag as if you haven't gotten railed while underway a time or two.
What does your flag mean
@@lando1gamez473commie pride
@@lando1gamez473 Maybe he's a gay communist
F/\g
@@jasonator69er dawg what
The movements are so good 👏
“It’s sergeant!!!”
“WHERE!?😰” GOT ME BRO LOL
Either you die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
-a sh!!t captain
Just bumped into bro the other day he chill fr
LITERALLY MY UNCLE 😭
HE BECAME A LIEUTENANT BUT HE STILL ACTS UP LORD HELP THIS MAN😭😭😭
I was not in the military but reading all of these comments is heartwarming
I love this lmaoooooo
Damn I just left E-4M 😢💔 it’s love-hate yk
Never left the mafia 🫡
That "wHERE" always gets me
A perfect meme. Also haven't seen it heard anything TMNT.
I chose a safe E-3 spot to get flagged at. They were pushing for more E-5's. I showed them a magic trick and told em I'm ETS with less than a year left. Already at 2.5 year rn.
LMAO i dont even have any idea how armies do their business but this was funny 🤣
I laughed so hard at this. I'm not in the military but I still found this so funny
That would be me😂😂
Boutta leave it in mid July, not reenlisting fuck that.
You aren't just leaving the E4 Mafia then...you are transferring units altogether! You're on your way to the 1st Civ Div! Just remember to not answer your phone, or even change your number altogether (that's what I did), and make sure that you unable to be gotten ahold of, until you get those precious papers.
@@mattjack3983 I still do that as part of e4 mafia lmao. just not gonna get paid for slacking anymore sadly.
Just got out early this month 😂😂😂 They we’re trying to get me to go to the board f that 😂😂😂😂
As someone who has a dad who works in the military and hearing all his work stories this sounds about it 😂
HIS REACTIONS BRO 😭😭😭
Solution: Go collectively shitbag as a team, in a place that is out of the way (but not suspiciously so) in a manner that from a distance can appear to be a hip pocket class, and if the observing leader actually notices have a class and teaching materials ready and pick up in the middle of the lesson as if that's what you were doing all along.
E.g. a fire team from an infantry company takes a whiteboard and markers to a clearing in a nearby wooded area. The team leader or a senior specialist under him has the teaching materials for the battle drill on reacting to contact. A relevant illustration is placed on the board. This fire team has selected an area hidden from plain view, and as it's outdoors they can smoke while they shitbag. A squad leader or platoon sergeant can be seen or heard breaking brush in well enough advance for the soldier "teaching" the "class" to stand up by the board and verbally pick up explaining the rear fire team's flanking movement. The soldiers can quickly assume a posture of learning, complete with pen and notepad.
Doctrine problems require doctrine solutions
I'd love to become one
Are you in the army?
Why are you so good at the expressions 😭
Unlocking deepest memories with this audio 👌🏻
Wild I was in ait with him
nope!!!! e4 for life
Those of us that have experienced this real feeling
This is actually the funniest thing I have ever seen
Experienced that in high-school in JROTC when I became an officer and could never remember that I was an officer
I love the way he turns lol
that slow bouncy turn around killed me
I’ve never been military but this shit had me on the floor 🤣💀
That wobble took the whole show 💀
I love he changed uniform just for this bit haha
I love the where part he goes side to side in attention lol😂
the movements are KILLING me lol
the Lego movements just adds to it
Lmaooo I’ll never forget in basic training, we had a butter bar pull up and someone yelled “attention” and he went to attention with us😂 he asked a trainee in another platoon “yo whose here?” 😂😂
THE MOVEMENT LOL
The way he turns and positions himself is so on point it’s amazing and the way he is so quick is so funny
the way wobble got me laughing
Why is he moving like a Rankin Bass Christmas special?😂
Okay this one is severely underrated
Funny top to down!
That moment when something breaks or someone fucks up and you gotta tell sgt... *then you realize YOU'RE the sgt now*
BRO LMAOAOAO THIS IS SO FUNNY😭😭😭
This deserves all the awards.
I remember this exact episode of TMNT, when Shredder gets hypnotized and switches between his and Michaelangelo's personalities. Deep cut. Solid reference!
The audio is actually perfect
Action is the foundational key to all success.
The way he turned around got me 😂😂😂
Them Camp Humphrey's B's bring back some great memories
The way he turned around all confused 😂😂😂
Proper cracked me up
Calmest sergeant known
Love that, this was just a nice skit
BRUH THE " WHERE!?!? " AND THE WADDLE