People bring up nopan a lot but that really only saves a few seconds... Coco's already wiping while it's still coming out, she's already flushing while she's wiping. These are the strats needed to keep up with the meta.
i mean yeah that's the meta for toilet 100% but toilet any% runs are less complicated, but they require much higher precision so that her run doesn't get DQ'ed.
@@Filcayra72 when this video uploaded Coco and Kanata still haven’t live together with Suisei and Anemachi That’s why sometimes Coco Kanata or Suisei come to each room when they streaming or just visit
@@xllvr 8 DIO seconds If DIO was able to find and then come back with the roadroller to setup an attack on Jotaro in these 8 seconds, then Coco most likely is able to use the bathroom in those 8 seconds
I’m laughing at the idea that Coco just sits down and it’s like a fire hose for a second, like BAM, and the rest of the time is washing and drying her hands.
I'm a guy and I don't think I could come back from the bathroom in ten seconds...even if I started peeing the instant I stood up and just went in there for the hell of it.
I mean if she got back in 10 seconds, she probably didn't wash her hands for 20 seconds... Coco seems like the type to just stick her hands under the tap for a split second and call that washing her hands.
@@ValkyrieTiara What exactly does rinsing your hands in just water do? It's not like you pee on your hands. You either use soap to wash your hands or don't. I mean, if you were to rub your hands in water that would do something, but my guess is that people who skip soap probably don't rub their hands in water either.
RexusprimeIX Water is a pretty effective cleaner, especially for pee where everything is water soluble. Soap is just there for the few things which water isn't good at, and because it kills some things
Shirogao It doesn't kill them, but it can pick them up. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Soap for 20 seconds might mean you get more of them (and kill some of them) but still not all of them. So why not for 40 seconds to get even more? How about 80? 160? It's just picking the amount of cleaning needed for how dirty they started and how clean you need them afterwards. Sometimes water's enough, sometimes soap's enough, sometimes multiple applications of soap is required.
Honestly, I could see this being what happens. You usually know when you have to fart, so it's pretty easy to get up and go to the bathroom for it, especially if you eat healthy and don't have any stomach issues. She just gets in the bathroom, immediately passes gas as she messes with the toilet and everything to make sounds that sound like she's using the bathroom, and exits. Would not be difficult to do in 10 seconds, especially if you don't have bad gas. It would also explain why she doesn't seem to wash her hands. No need to. The only thing you could ever use to check would be to try and smell around her, but if she passed gas as soon as she entered the bathroom, about a minute would likely pass before someone would go in next and be able to check, so if her stomach wasn't upset or she didn't eat anything that strengthens gassy smells, you probably wouldn't be able to smell it anymore. You did indeed use your big brain, this is the only logical conclusion... is what I would say if there wasn't one key piece of information that disproves this. *Idols are incapable of farting.*
@@eat_your_cereal why do you wear pants when you are alone?? Could just be a habit from childhood or she considers it unclean to fart in her clothing...
@@urstaxfetish1206 some people are just more comfortable wearing clothes lol And honestly I think Kanata's story might've just exposed some urethral condition with Coco, causing her to go more often but pee tiny amounts, so she would likely be ready to wash up/wipe as soon as she sits. Not sure what the condition might be, there are several with related symptoms
かたなんの表情が完全に解釈一致
×かたなん ○かなたん 刀の妖精みたいになっちまった…
@@リハラ0320 編集で直せますよ～
(もし知っていたらすみません)
かなたとコナンの融合体か！
あえて編集しないのたすかる
いちご狩りを刀狩りって誤字った
コピペ思い出した
かなたの行っトイレに誰も触れてないの草
2:09の『帰ってきやがった』がめっちゃ好きだわw
この紙芝居のカナたんの表情柔らかくって好きだわー
一般人 チョロロロ〜 終
少し出る量が多い人 ジョロロー 終
桐生ココ ヴァッ！！！ 終
梨の妖精「ぶしゃぁぁぁ!?!?」
ショットガンw
💥ﾊﾞﾝｯ💥
便器に穴空いてそう
勢いで草
“Hold on I gotta pee”
*backwards longjumps and noclips through the wall*
I lost it by this comment
Such a good one
she jumps to 32 paralel universes across, leaves the pee there and phases back, not even needing to drop the pants, true speedrun strats
Laughed harder at this than I should of
Coco pulled a Desinc on Kanata
She skips the urinating cutscene
Coco upon entering the Bathroom:
" *ZA WARUDO* "
Nice 😂
Alternatively
"KINGU CRIMSON"
This
Is the
Greatest
People bring up nopan a lot but that really only saves a few seconds... Coco's already wiping while it's still coming out, she's already flushing while she's wiping. These are the strats needed to keep up with the meta.
already washing hands by the time she starts flushing
sasuga kaichou
i mean yeah that's the meta for toilet 100% but toilet any% runs are less complicated, but they require much higher precision so that her run doesn't get DQ'ed.
@@worldcolonyinitiativ she did a glitch speedrun
@@foxpurrincess3209 it's possible if she uses her tail to flush while washing her hands
She was already in the toilet when she said she was going to toliet.
実はココは二人いてトイレで入れ替わっている説
かなたがトイレに入ったらもう1人のココ会長がおるんか……
仙術チャクラでもストックしてんの？
？？？「実は、トイレで入れ替わっていて〜」
今、一緒に住んでるはｰｰｰココ＆かなた＆ココ？
ひぐらしの園崎姉妹みたいな事してて草
Coco speedrunning the toilet to save time.
0:10極寒
定番やな
？？「二度と言わないで」
@@ay-oha 考古学勉強してそう
マジ考察するならオナラだけしにトイレ行ってる説
天才現る
@@メケメケ-o1h それってたれながしとおなじじゃん＞＜；
こんなことマジで考察するのやめてクレメンス…
なるほどな
3501年生きたドラゴンの屁とかヤバそう。
めちゃくちゃ上手い！この人もっと伸びて欲しい
かなたんのココちゃん呼びすごい好き
I think that bathroom is really "hyperbolic chamber" 10 seconds from real life is actually 10 days..she's training there
Training for the Hololive Universal Tournament.
@@EpicNerdsWithCameras
Pffft only to get thrown away by Noel 😂
Coco just chilling with her laptop in her adidas outfit is really cute
Listening to hardbass
もうこの絵生きてるよ…
(⌒,_ゝ⌒)
@@シャイガイ-u8g もこうにしか見えなくなったじゃないか…
@@シャイガイ-u8g (⌒,_ゝ⌒)
なんやこの厨パァ⁉
@@シャイガイ-u8g 同じ事思ってる人いて草
@@kiryufivebillion
(⌒,_ゝ⌒)シバくぞゴラァ
尿道が広くてショットガンっぽくなってる説（汚い）
ガバガb(殴
尿道拡張の末路
ショットガンは草
便器穴だらけだろwww
マジレスすると陶磁器の便器の場合、強い衝撃が加わると穴が開く前に砕けてしまうと思う
Rの発音うまくなってるの草
Pee is stored in the tail so she just ejects her tail, puts in a new one, washes hands and leaves
It not only comes with a butt plug, but a catheter connected to an ejectable portable piddle pack. she just replaces it.
new META
絵うまいっすね👀
好みの絵で、可愛い
_It's either she doesn't wipe or she just pee like a volcano lmao. Oh by the way this is the english comment you're looking for._
Imma be here then
Lmao I cant imagine that but good coment
my only explanation is that she pees standing up
Yes have be looking for this comment about 69 year already
@@toragic3432 Agree
0:46家事をするために沢山雑巾が置いてあるいい女性
絵が可愛くて草
草の使い方大分変化してきたな。元の意味で古代語に言い換えると「絵可愛すぎワロタｗｗｗｗ」だし、これはおかしい。
@@MrHoneNorm これは……草の使い方合ってるんだろうか…笑
実際笑ってないけどとりあえず草使っとこって感じだろうな
@@MrHoneNorm 内容そっちのけで絵が可愛くて笑うっていうネタなのかもしれないと思ったけど、つまんないし、俺もおかしいと思いますわ
草の使い方合ってないの草
これは大や小じゃなくガスを放出してると予想
ありうる
"hey check out how hard i can pee"
Oh god no
@@Viberac It's like a water jet.
pzzzzzzzzz...!!!
is that ollie reference...
"I PEED LIKE A CHARGED RIFLE"
This is from 7 months ago so Coco and Kanata didn't use to live with each other
I wonder if we can still bring this up now
Lol rat
it feels more like we NEED to bring that back rather than we WANT to bring that back
@@the1necromancer you wouldn't understand
@@xclip1814 for the new fans. Please explain
@@Filcayra72 when this video uploaded Coco and Kanata still haven’t live together with Suisei and Anemachi
That’s why sometimes Coco Kanata or Suisei come to each room when they streaming or just visit
二人目のココがトイレで全力待機してるの想像したら草なんだ
細かくシオンちゃんかいてあるのはすごい
RTAだと思っているのか?www手洗いレギュレーションで草
絵うますぎ。好き。
かなたんの読んでる本がロナンになってる笑
見た目は手裏剣。実際手裏剣。
実際はゴリラ
Coco actually using za warudo before going to the bathroomm
Even then that's just 18 seconds
@@xllvr 8 DIO seconds
If DIO was able to find and then come back with the roadroller to setup an attack on Jotaro in these 8 seconds, then Coco most likely is able to use the bathroom in those 8 seconds
Wow English in CC! Really made my day. Thank you!
そういえばこの動画でかなたを知ったんだよなぁ切り抜き師ありがとう！
1:40 この謎発言面白すぎるw
Normal people going to toilet:-Relives themselves takes their time comes back feeling fresh
Coco going to toilet:- Time to speed run this shit
Maybe a little to literal on that expresion...
I’m laughing at the idea that Coco just sits down and it’s like a fire hose for a second, like BAM, and the rest of the time is washing and drying her hands.
wtf?! lol i lost it XD
I'm a guy and I don't think I could come back from the bathroom in ten seconds...even if I started peeing the instant I stood up and just went in there for the hell of it.
@@TheKyrix82 gotta flex those pelvic floor muscles. get on those Kegel exercises
トイレの上の水出るところで洗えるよ
あそこで手洗うの抵抗あるの自分だけじゃないと思う
それ
手洗い場洗濯物で凄いことになってて手洗えないから、手洗う時トイレにわざわざ行ってるw
そこで手洗ってからの洗面台でもっかい洗った後風呂入る
@@SO-NANOKA
何か分かるわ。私も風呂に入る前に手を洗うクセ？みたいなのある。
ワンチャン御手洗に手を洗いに行った説あるよな
絵可愛ﾖ！！
ココの絵がらき☆すた感あるのええなぁ...w
イラストが可愛すぎる
返しがココちゃんらしい圧を感じる
かなたんの売れ残りTシャツ好き
いやそれ雑巾やん…
むしろ拭かずにズボン履いて出てきてるのでは
I mean if she got back in 10 seconds, she probably didn't wash her hands for 20 seconds...
Coco seems like the type to just stick her hands under the tap for a split second and call that washing her hands.
TBF that's better than a lot of people. I'll take someone who rinses their hands over doing nothing any day.
@@ValkyrieTiara What exactly does rinsing your hands in just water do? It's not like you pee on your hands. You either use soap to wash your hands or don't. I mean, if you were to rub your hands in water that would do something, but my guess is that people who skip soap probably don't rub their hands in water either.
RexusprimeIX
Water is a pretty effective cleaner, especially for pee where everything is water soluble. Soap is just there for the few things which water isn't good at, and because it kills some things
@@the1exnay water doesn't do anything to microbes
Shirogao
It doesn't kill them, but it can pick them up. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Soap for 20 seconds might mean you get more of them (and kill some of them) but still not all of them. So why not for 40 seconds to get even more? How about 80? 160?
It's just picking the amount of cleaning needed for how dirty they started and how clean you need them afterwards. Sometimes water's enough, sometimes soap's enough, sometimes multiple applications of soap is required.
実はオムツ変えてるだけ説あるくない？
aren't the best option here is to peek?
雑巾着ててもめっちゃかわいいのは、pp天使だけなのだ！
0:49 トイレと部屋、直通なのかと思った。けっこうびっくりした。
あの扉を出て、廊下を渡ってトイレか
PowerPointをさらに紙芝居にしているってのがおもろい
我々にとっては洗ってない方が価値がありますね。
い っ し ょ に し な いで
い っ し ょ や で ♡
き ん も
主語がデカすぎる
なんなら拭いてないくらいだともっと嬉しい
I will try using my big brain here
the dragon just wanted to fart
She went inside, farted and came back
Honestly, I could see this being what happens. You usually know when you have to fart, so it's pretty easy to get up and go to the bathroom for it, especially if you eat healthy and don't have any stomach issues. She just gets in the bathroom, immediately passes gas as she messes with the toilet and everything to make sounds that sound like she's using the bathroom, and exits. Would not be difficult to do in 10 seconds, especially if you don't have bad gas.
It would also explain why she doesn't seem to wash her hands. No need to. The only thing you could ever use to check would be to try and smell around her, but if she passed gas as soon as she entered the bathroom, about a minute would likely pass before someone would go in next and be able to check, so if her stomach wasn't upset or she didn't eat anything that strengthens gassy smells, you probably wouldn't be able to smell it anymore.
You did indeed use your big brain, this is the only logical conclusion... is what I would say if there wasn't one key piece of information that disproves this.
*Idols are incapable of farting.*
Real homies don’t mind farting next to each other
@@TrxPsyche but why would she do it if shes alone
@@eat_your_cereal why do you wear pants when you are alone?? Could just be a habit from childhood or she considers it unclean to fart in her clothing...
@@urstaxfetish1206 some people are just more comfortable wearing clothes lol
And honestly I think Kanata's story might've just exposed some urethral condition with Coco, causing her to go more often but pee tiny amounts, so she would likely be ready to wash up/wipe as soon as she sits. Not sure what the condition might be, there are several with related symptoms
かなたん可愛い❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
みんな忘れてるけどアイドルってトイレしないんだよ
まつり？
知ってた
まつり？
まぁトイレに行ってないからな...
トイレでしてないからセーフ
漏らしてるからセーフ
まぁ排泄なんか誰でもするもんだけど、まさかアイドルが逆排泄したことあるなんて…
…え？ま、まつり？
かなたんの「いっトイレ」がww
本人が後に「手を洗わない事もある」ってゲロりましたね～w
タイムがMoto gpやフォーミュラEのピットインなんだよなぁ
例え草
絵が好きだし上手い
寝っ転がってる会長可愛い(白目
世にも奇妙なココ語
シオンよ・・・
Yall didn't know, Coco used TAS to whenever she go to the toilet
*Toilet Assisted Speedrun*
ココはトイレに行くときはいつもTASを使っていました
*トイレアシストスピードラン*
すんげぇ力んでションベンしてんだろうなぁ
腹筋えぐそうだなwあんまり体に良くないけどめちゃめちゃ力んでる説
新幹線のトイレ説
「シャー・プシュー・・スコッ」ｗ
ココちゃん！？ココちゃん！？桐生ココちゃん！？初々しすぎて尊死す
thx for the English CC
Ollie: I peed like a charge rifle
Coco: yes
2:18除菌スプレーの可能性もある
トイレで入れ替わってるとか、ファニーヴァレンタイン大統領かよ
国旗で挟んでそう
D4C！
いとも容易く行われるえげつない行為･･･
トイレ入る
→レバー引いて流す
→流れきる前に出し切る
→出しつつトイレの上のアレで手を洗う
→ズボン穿く
→トイレ完了 の流れ説
このかなたんまじで可愛いな。
可愛いからチャンネル登録しました。
Kaicho simply teleports
ココ会長は本当にトイレ行った後が速いからなぁ
僕よりも早いんですけども?!
早飯・早トイレ(自重)・芸のうち！って云うけれど…会長の早さは芸人のスピードを凌駕してると思いながら思ってます。
my theory is that there's 2 Coco, they would just switch, every time they go to the bathroom. and that take 10 seconds.
Remember guys, idols don't have to use bathroom.
- Elite idol -
She just needs a cookie break
たまにありますよねこういうホントっぽい嘘だと思ってたらホントだった時
シュレディンガーのココ
正式な手洗いは1分弱かかるので、10秒以内だと手を濡らして拭いただけであって洗ってない。
"Why wipe, if I'm just gonna go again?" - Coco probably
自分の友達にも居るwww
10秒でトイレ行ってくるから待っててって言われて廊下で待ってたらホントに10秒以内に戻って来たwww
coco: B E A M
たまにクッソ早いやついるよな
中学にうんこしてくるっていって30秒ぐらいで返ってくるやついた
うんこだけに糞早いってか
@@okaka8042 くっだらねえけど好きよw
トイレRTAガチ勢の俺からすると
出しながら流しながら手を洗うって言うやり方があるけど
女性にはムズいよなぁ
ガチ勢さん⁉︎
出ると同時に流しはじめるのわかる
@@naurmin 俺それやると小便の時間の方が長くて結局二回流すハメになる
ココちゃんには申し訳ないけど手洗いは5秒以上はかけて欲しい…から脳内補正↓
部屋とトイレ間の移動:2.5s
放射時間:2.5s
手洗い:5s
うん、行ける！
おならしに行ったんだろw
トイレの早さを競う競技がオリンピックに追加されるんだよね、、。
絵助かる。
これがクイックピークです(?)
アクセルかクロックアップ使ったなw
トイレの水を流すと、時間が巻き戻る説。
つまり拭いてな...い
絵可愛すぎな
トイレ最速RTAチャート先駆者ココ会長
実はココに時間を操る能力ある説
Kiryu Coco is the Usain Bolt of the bathroom
手を洗うに際してせっけんを使う場合は少なくとも二十秒以上かける必要があるのでダウト