John Wick's best friend - Tomato Quasimorph stream highlights

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2024

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  • @_Sage967_
    @_Sage967_ 11 місяців тому +44

    "id sell him out in a heartbeat"
    oh so Tamto isn't willing to take a bullet for a friend but is willing to be added to said friend's bodycount?

    • @cjrecio5702
      @cjrecio5702 11 місяців тому +26

      John breaks down the door and walks in the room. He looks around and sees Tomato, his former best friend, cowering and urging under his gamer setup. He rapidly approaches him.
      "Wait, wait, wait! Please don't fucking kill me, John!" The fruitman pleaded.

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 11 місяців тому +13

      @@cjrecio5702 in 5 years you'll have people looking through these comments that have no idea wtf urging is

  • @TheOtherLPer203
    @TheOtherLPer203 11 місяців тому +14

    The nugget in the credits is wearing the E.G.O. suit Bear Paws, using the E.G.O. weapon Wrist Cutter, and suppressing the abnormality Forsaken Murderer.
    At least I'm pretty sure that's Wrist Cutter, anyways.

  • @youngarchaeotech189
    @youngarchaeotech189 11 місяців тому +18

    "circular saw- its shoots saws"
    **nearly bisects himself immediately**
    Tomato "walking corpse" Gaming

  • @matthewyeldig4608
    @matthewyeldig4608 11 місяців тому +19

    Lotta titles today, so Imma just ask a question... How'd Tomato not realize that a gutshot with a shotgun was gonna be leathal? Dude actualy destroys the demon's digestive tract, and is supprised when it's corporial form fails it!

  • @sirrealism7300
    @sirrealism7300 11 місяців тому +23

    The death noises from npcs sound so... sensual.

  • @Lozz183
    @Lozz183 11 місяців тому +34

    Tomato “Shrimpin” gaming

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ 11 місяців тому +59

    I was the knife kid in High School. Never brought them in, but I was definitely that kid.
    Now I'm the sword adult. I own _one_ knife.
    Learning historical Italian longsword was actually extremely fun.

    • @whizthesugoi
      @whizthesugoi 11 місяців тому +20

      While I was learning trigonometry, you were studying the blade

    • @knotbots
      @knotbots 11 місяців тому +5

      I was the knife kid who pulled knives on people. Never robbed or hurt anyone but a funny kind of threat. I was friends with everyone lol. Can you guess why?
      Now I practice all 7 forms of lightsaber dueling. Joined a local chapter in ny town lol
      One time a fellow knife kid brought his 2ft foldable machete. He got caught and got a small suspension lmao. That kid was the psycho

    • @youdoyouidome7452
      @youdoyouidome7452 11 місяців тому +3

      That isn't just growth, that counts as metamorphosis

    • @BrianHopson
      @BrianHopson 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@knotbotsMost sane tomato enjoyer

    • @knotbots
      @knotbots 11 місяців тому +2

      @@BrianHopson thank you, I try

  • @whizthesugoi
    @whizthesugoi 11 місяців тому +8

    We stan Wolf Lady in this house

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 11 місяців тому +21

    Tomato based take
    won't hang out with hitmen that look like keanu reeves

  • @upsidedownlime
    @upsidedownlime 11 місяців тому +6

    1:44 guys I'm 5'4 looking forward won't do me any good, I need the periscope

  • @wellingtonbruh3756
    @wellingtonbruh3756 11 місяців тому +4

    Tomato "organ harvesting" gaming

  • @auxxillary
    @auxxillary 11 місяців тому +7

    tamto always got some medicxal shit goin on lmao

  • @Pinkooru
    @Pinkooru 11 місяців тому +6

    Long intro he HATES this game

  • @derpin3576
    @derpin3576 11 місяців тому +6

    Why does he think, when thinking about people with bug out bags, that they've done something illegal and needs to escape?! I literally have one incase I need to get me or my family out of danger in let's say, a fire or an earthquake which are very real possibilities for us due to where we live.

    • @TeamOneDay
      @TeamOneDay 11 місяців тому +5

      Usually when people say that they never had to experience any real hardship, and never felt the need to prepare for it.

    • @_Digishade_
      @_Digishade_ 9 місяців тому +3

      Because he's insular and has no real experience with other human beings outside of his tiny, tiny sphere.

  • @Xenephos
    @Xenephos 11 місяців тому +12

    I’m so upset because I bring my binocs everywhere D:
    I’m not a creep I just wanna peep the pigeons and chimney swifts above the church I promise
    It’s fall migration, there’s warblers fuckin’ everywhere, and I suffer from FOMO aaaaa Tamto is confirming my worst anxieties about being a birder in a public space

    • @therealCG62
      @therealCG62 11 місяців тому +7

      FWIW if I see somebody with some big ass binoculars pointing them at trees and at roofs I'm gonna assume they're birding. If nobody's confronted you about it, you're probably cool- and if they do confront you, pretty easy to tell them you're just looking at birds.

    • @knotbots
      @knotbots 11 місяців тому +7

      Berder, I bet you like feathers
      Go eat some bird seed, chirpy

    • @Coconut-219
      @Coconut-219 11 місяців тому +2

      I have one of those goofy little one-eye spyglasses so it's small enough to keep on me or in a day-bag. Just takes a bit more fumbling with to get a good picture though.

    • @_Digishade_
      @_Digishade_ 9 місяців тому +1

      Given his thoughts on people who collect guns, I don't think his opinion matters a whole lot. 🤣

  • @wearecoterminous
    @wearecoterminous 11 місяців тому +7

    is the ending bit with lobotomy corp from an old tamto stream or do you just like lobo corp? lol

    • @GnomeChompskiGeso
      @GnomeChompskiGeso  11 місяців тому +24

      I enjoy it, I was looking for a decently unique outro in which I could thank donators and landed on that!

    • @knotbots
      @knotbots 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@GnomeChompskiGesoeven though its terrifying now. I stopped waiting all day to watch these in bed before sleeping and watch them at lunch now lol

    • @wearecoterminous
      @wearecoterminous 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@GnomeChompskiGeso understandable, i love lobo corp too

  • @thecrazyartist4615
    @thecrazyartist4615 11 місяців тому +3

    tomato blind gaming

  • @Sm0k3turt
    @Sm0k3turt 11 місяців тому +2

    My dad likes drones ): he’s a weird nerd tho so…

  • @joesincontrol
    @joesincontrol 10 місяців тому +1

    My question made it into the video woo
    More of a statement actually i guess

  • @Mast3rB3ard
    @Mast3rB3ard 11 місяців тому +2

    so is this game worth playing now? like im not gonna play 1 session and see it all?

    • @Cotac_Rastic
      @Cotac_Rastic 11 місяців тому +2

      The stream is pretty much the entire game right now.

    • @TeamOneDay
      @TeamOneDay 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Cotac_Rastic
      Gameplay wise, last I checked there's quite a bit more levels than the demo.

  • @kanewhitehouse9250
    @kanewhitehouse9250 11 місяців тому +1

    Heyy I played this one 🎉

  • @JenkinsMetalMan
    @JenkinsMetalMan 11 місяців тому +2

    First

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 11 місяців тому +9

      you can just filter your search results to “newest first” and comment “First” on a bunch of brand new goddamn videos if you feel like it, it means NOOOTHHINGGGG.

    • @BalthorYT
      @BalthorYT 11 місяців тому +10

      @@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Shhh, Carl, don't startle it! Don't you see? This is a rare specimen, a genuine 2013 -Honda Civic- Internet Dweller! The unmistakable 'early internet emoticon' avatar; the 'epic gamertag' nickname; the unquenchable thirst for relevance, attention and fake internet points... We're so fortunate to see one in the wild, untouched by the harrowing changes of the modern net and the harrowing touch of the grass outside, still pure and virginal (definitely _very_ virginal) despite the growing endangerment of its species. Mayhaps it's in some sort of migratory phase, roaming the unfamiliar plains of the Tube to find a suitably dank and gamered nesting place, this might well explain the mating call we've witnessed just now.

    • @knotbots
      @knotbots 11 місяців тому +6

      A real champion has haters. You've made it. You really were first this day.