John breaks down the door and walks in the room. He looks around and sees Tomato, his former best friend, cowering and urging under his gamer setup. He rapidly approaches him. "Wait, wait, wait! Please don't fucking kill me, John!" The fruitman pleaded.
The nugget in the credits is wearing the E.G.O. suit Bear Paws, using the E.G.O. weapon Wrist Cutter, and suppressing the abnormality Forsaken Murderer. At least I'm pretty sure that's Wrist Cutter, anyways.
I was the knife kid in High School. Never brought them in, but I was definitely that kid. Now I'm the sword adult. I own _one_ knife. Learning historical Italian longsword was actually extremely fun.
I was the knife kid who pulled knives on people. Never robbed or hurt anyone but a funny kind of threat. I was friends with everyone lol. Can you guess why? Now I practice all 7 forms of lightsaber dueling. Joined a local chapter in ny town lol One time a fellow knife kid brought his 2ft foldable machete. He got caught and got a small suspension lmao. That kid was the psycho
Lotta titles today, so Imma just ask a question... How'd Tomato not realize that a gutshot with a shotgun was gonna be leathal? Dude actualy destroys the demon's digestive tract, and is supprised when it's corporial form fails it!
Why does he think, when thinking about people with bug out bags, that they've done something illegal and needs to escape?! I literally have one incase I need to get me or my family out of danger in let's say, a fire or an earthquake which are very real possibilities for us due to where we live.
I’m so upset because I bring my binocs everywhere D: I’m not a creep I just wanna peep the pigeons and chimney swifts above the church I promise It’s fall migration, there’s warblers fuckin’ everywhere, and I suffer from FOMO aaaaa Tamto is confirming my worst anxieties about being a birder in a public space
FWIW if I see somebody with some big ass binoculars pointing them at trees and at roofs I'm gonna assume they're birding. If nobody's confronted you about it, you're probably cool- and if they do confront you, pretty easy to tell them you're just looking at birds.
I have one of those goofy little one-eye spyglasses so it's small enough to keep on me or in a day-bag. Just takes a bit more fumbling with to get a good picture though.
you can just filter your search results to “newest first” and comment “First” on a bunch of brand new goddamn videos if you feel like it, it means NOOOTHHINGGGG.
@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Shhh, Carl, don't startle it! Don't you see? This is a rare specimen, a genuine 2013 -Honda Civic- Internet Dweller! The unmistakable 'early internet emoticon' avatar; the 'epic gamertag' nickname; the unquenchable thirst for relevance, attention and fake internet points... We're so fortunate to see one in the wild, untouched by the harrowing changes of the modern net and the harrowing touch of the grass outside, still pure and virginal (definitely _very_ virginal) despite the growing endangerment of its species. Mayhaps it's in some sort of migratory phase, roaming the unfamiliar plains of the Tube to find a suitably dank and gamered nesting place, this might well explain the mating call we've witnessed just now.
"id sell him out in a heartbeat"
oh so Tamto isn't willing to take a bullet for a friend but is willing to be added to said friend's bodycount?
John breaks down the door and walks in the room. He looks around and sees Tomato, his former best friend, cowering and urging under his gamer setup. He rapidly approaches him.
"Wait, wait, wait! Please don't fucking kill me, John!" The fruitman pleaded.
@@cjrecio5702 in 5 years you'll have people looking through these comments that have no idea wtf urging is
The nugget in the credits is wearing the E.G.O. suit Bear Paws, using the E.G.O. weapon Wrist Cutter, and suppressing the abnormality Forsaken Murderer.
At least I'm pretty sure that's Wrist Cutter, anyways.
"circular saw- its shoots saws"
**nearly bisects himself immediately**
Tomato "walking corpse" Gaming
The death noises from npcs sound so... sensual.
Tomato “Shrimpin” gaming
I was the knife kid in High School. Never brought them in, but I was definitely that kid.
Now I'm the sword adult. I own _one_ knife.
Learning historical Italian longsword was actually extremely fun.
While I was learning trigonometry, you were studying the blade
I was the knife kid who pulled knives on people. Never robbed or hurt anyone but a funny kind of threat. I was friends with everyone lol. Can you guess why?
Now I practice all 7 forms of lightsaber dueling. Joined a local chapter in ny town lol
One time a fellow knife kid brought his 2ft foldable machete. He got caught and got a small suspension lmao. That kid was the psycho
That isn't just growth, that counts as metamorphosis
@@knotbotsMost sane tomato enjoyer
@@BrianHopson thank you, I try
Tomato based take
won't hang out with hitmen that look like keanu reeves
Lotta titles today, so Imma just ask a question... How'd Tomato not realize that a gutshot with a shotgun was gonna be leathal? Dude actualy destroys the demon's digestive tract, and is supprised when it's corporial form fails it!
We stan Wolf Lady in this house
1:44 guys I'm 5'4 looking forward won't do me any good, I need the periscope
Tomato "organ harvesting" gaming
tamto always got some medicxal shit goin on lmao
Real crinkler hours.
Why does he think, when thinking about people with bug out bags, that they've done something illegal and needs to escape?! I literally have one incase I need to get me or my family out of danger in let's say, a fire or an earthquake which are very real possibilities for us due to where we live.
Usually when people say that they never had to experience any real hardship, and never felt the need to prepare for it.
Because he's insular and has no real experience with other human beings outside of his tiny, tiny sphere.
Long intro he HATES this game
I’m so upset because I bring my binocs everywhere D:
I’m not a creep I just wanna peep the pigeons and chimney swifts above the church I promise
It’s fall migration, there’s warblers fuckin’ everywhere, and I suffer from FOMO aaaaa Tamto is confirming my worst anxieties about being a birder in a public space
FWIW if I see somebody with some big ass binoculars pointing them at trees and at roofs I'm gonna assume they're birding. If nobody's confronted you about it, you're probably cool- and if they do confront you, pretty easy to tell them you're just looking at birds.
Berder, I bet you like feathers
Go eat some bird seed, chirpy
I have one of those goofy little one-eye spyglasses so it's small enough to keep on me or in a day-bag. Just takes a bit more fumbling with to get a good picture though.
Given his thoughts on people who collect guns, I don't think his opinion matters a whole lot. 🤣
is the ending bit with lobotomy corp from an old tamto stream or do you just like lobo corp? lol
I enjoy it, I was looking for a decently unique outro in which I could thank donators and landed on that!
@@GnomeChompskiGesoeven though its terrifying now. I stopped waiting all day to watch these in bed before sleeping and watch them at lunch now lol
@@GnomeChompskiGeso understandable, i love lobo corp too
tomato blind gaming
My dad likes drones ): he’s a weird nerd tho so…
so is this game worth playing now? like im not gonna play 1 session and see it all?
The stream is pretty much the entire game right now.
@@Cotac_Rastic
Gameplay wise, last I checked there's quite a bit more levels than the demo.
My question made it into the video woo
More of a statement actually i guess
Heyy I played this one 🎉
First
you can just filter your search results to “newest first” and comment “First” on a bunch of brand new goddamn videos if you feel like it, it means NOOOTHHINGGGG.
@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Shhh, Carl, don't startle it! Don't you see? This is a rare specimen, a genuine 2013 -Honda Civic- Internet Dweller! The unmistakable 'early internet emoticon' avatar; the 'epic gamertag' nickname; the unquenchable thirst for relevance, attention and fake internet points... We're so fortunate to see one in the wild, untouched by the harrowing changes of the modern net and the harrowing touch of the grass outside, still pure and virginal (definitely _very_ virginal) despite the growing endangerment of its species. Mayhaps it's in some sort of migratory phase, roaming the unfamiliar plains of the Tube to find a suitably dank and gamered nesting place, this might well explain the mating call we've witnessed just now.
A real champion has haters. You've made it. You really were first this day.