IF I ROLL I ROLL
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- MY NEW SONG TO CELEBRATE ONE MILLION!
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first :P
I love ur new song its amazing and I love ur videos as well
Ahh I listened to your song so many times at this point and I love your voice omg!!!
Out of all of your videos, this was definitely one of them. Great work!
Ah yes the number 1 jean simp, hello
"If I roll, I roll"
Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
facts.
it is what it is
At this point he is going to make a
“If I exist I roll”
So true.
"If I [insert some dumb shit] I roll"
the last stage is "I roll"
“if my name is jake I roll”
He’s already done if I breathe I roll so wouldn’t doubt it
Everytime Tuonto says "Hei-zoo" I get driven further into insanity
I hope you didn’t rewatch the video then- 😟
Hei-zoo 😖
and him saying pr-eye-mos 💀
his pronunciation is painful
Is it pronounced hai-zu
The “I didn’t want kazuha” got me laughing-
he only said he didnt want a terrorist. he didnt say he wanted the canadian kazoo
This is the final boss of all rolling challenges, pretty much Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Big brain
Every 160 primos, you can roll
Every 90 wishes, a pity is lost
@@ivarthebold7025 and every time a pity is lost, there is chance of getting a certain cryo character
To survive hardship, you must prepare for hardship.
"If I roll, I roll" has the same feel as "People die when they are killed." or "The archer class is really made up of archers."
😭🥹😢
we love fate
just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right
"when people sleep they aren't awake"
every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes
i can just imagine the mods watching the stream chanting: "HEIZOU! HEIZOU!" every single 10 pull he does
He really did top up for his contestant’s account while he doesnt promise to make this session as giveaway. What a person Jake is. You deserve everything good in this life man.
And before that he got the UID wrong and topped up some rando's account.
Fr
@@iClone101 really? that's actually funny LOL...
The title was so inspiring i started crying. Before I read that i was ugly and insecure and I always pulled when I got 160 primos, but now I am a giga whale and I am able to save for characters i want. Thank you Jake you've saved my life.
My life before reading the title….. *sniff* It was horrible… I used all my primos on 1 pulls since I could never get the motivation to get 1600 primogems. But, after reading the title… I had all the motivation. I was truly inspired. My life has completely changed.
Thank you, Jake.
He’s literally gone insane over his gambling addiction
@@eikai8593 true
LOL
You need help
That one person that didnt even want Kazuha " I see this as an absolute win!"
Yeah they have guaranteed for the next character they want :)
me trying to build pity and accidentally getting him😢
@@MB-qp5ge its probably for Zhongli or the new character Tighnari
@@miawmiawmiawmi That's why you don't build pity 💀
@@idrilasquill well ive learned my lesson now😭😭 or have i?
As a f2p watching people having big numbers of primos makes me happy like imagine if I could pull more then once everyone 2-3 days
FELT AJDJAKSBQ
Existence is pain
I thought they would at least save up and not gambled it all cause Sumeru is coming then again their decision
@@anonymousina9210 I am thinking should I get ypimiya or save for the new characters?
@@Just-a-girl-tbh it is your choice, I mean if you really like yoi cause of her personality, looks or gamestyle go for it
Your titles always inspire people to go on, “if I roll I roll” was such an amazing speech. Everyone went back to their gambling addiction on genshin impact because of your title. You saved us from a natural disaster. Thank you tuonto
"If I roll I roll"
*Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes*
Then just stop counting lol
Imagine stealing a comment 🤪
@@lunxrbear745 they didn't?
@@lunxrbear745 they did not though. This was 3 hours ago.
the comments were posted at the same time bozo ☠️
This series has certainly evolved
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Derserved a like and a 1k xD
"If I roll I roll"
Jake has such a wise way with words
at this point, Jake is just tired from finding excuses to roll so he just DOES WHATEVER TF HE WANTS 👏👏👏
"If I roll I roll"
Legends say he's still rolling to this day
I wanna see him do all the ridiculous puzzles in the new event until he loses his mind, every time he gives up he rolls.
YEEEES @Tuonto make this happen
DO THIS JAKE
“Legend has it Tuonto is still rolling to this day”
The amount of heizous he got made me so jealous. I only got one single heizou in 120 pulls. I did get Kazuha and Klee tho so I’ll call it a day
I just wanna say, your song exceeded my expections Jake. It's calming, and it sounds great. Especially the meaning of the song. It's a masterpiece Jake. Y'll should listen to it now 😭
FR ITS SO GOOD LIKE OMG
WORDDDD ITS AMAZINGG
The finale edition of this episode better be titled just "i roll"
I roll therefore I am
jake is so kind really. He will spend his money for his fans good gracious
i love this series sm ! remember to take care of yourself, jake ! i hope you get well soon ! i loved your new song and congrats on 1 million subs !! thanks for always posting good quality content (seriously tho this stuff is the best^^) byeee ! love ur vids, btw wishing you the best in your recovery !
the thumbnails are evolving
So are the titles lmao
The titles too
OMG YES 😨😨
(don't forget the titles 🤨🤨)
We are so close to 69 likes on this comment
tuonto is the one evolving 😳😳
I can't imagine the emotions of doing this stream lmao. The anxiety every time i do just 1 pull or even every 10 pull is so intense and then he's here managing it for other people props to you w that strong(!!!!) streamer luck (prob intense anxiety luck too rip)
"There are all kinds of people in this world, each has different perspective, and a different stake at things. This is why there are so many opinions when faced with the same problem.
They all have their own reasons for their opinions and they think they are in the right. Everyone wishes to make themselves heard." a big brain genshin player
Loved the song, i will definitely be hyped up for whatever you plan to do with your musical talent. Congrats on 1Million once again
These thumbnails get crispier by the day! This intro was fire too.
The song is actually really fire, I love style mixup between the singing and the rap. It's pretty smooth, such a vibe. (lowkey bruh why is your voice so _smooth_ , o my wouldness)
Hmm yes, *the floor here is made out of floor*
The editing is beyond amazing
NO BCS THE SONG IS LIKE AMAZING
I need to know the name of the song
Ant hiding behind you and scaring you is the funniest thing istg 💀💀
Yo Jake your song was awesome to hear! Its so calming and also has that gentle rap part, it just hit the spot. I'm actually very happy for you! Keep it up man !
Kazuha went from being shitted on to being the most loved Genshin character lol.
Kokomi situation was the worst, people only compared Kazuha to sucrose that is true and it's not an insult, Sucrose great anemo character too, like Xinqui is Yelan comparison
@@restart6358 Kokomi is a best healer, change my mind
@@restart6358 yeah but wasn’t kazuha called a 5 star sucrose 💀 I am pretty sure others intention was to make it an insult anyways.. yeah
@@restart6358 nah don't compare Kazuha to Yelan, people literally hyped, licked and drooled over her armpit
@@zie233 where did I compare them???? I literally wrote XINQUI is like Yelan
"If I roll I roll"
ah yes, Tuonto is definitely the most person I've ever seen
that last one was actually really good because now they're guaranteed to get whichever 3.0 character they want^^!!
Yooo the song is so good
It's soothing, calming and everything you could ask for in a song 11/10
You've out done yourself on this one Tounto
Glad to see you growing day by day.
Will be looking forward to the next song!
The song reminds me of the Omori Lore. “I want you to fly me away to islands in the sky” kinda how Sunny wants to escape reality and go to a world where everything is perfect. Great song, great video! Congrats on 1 mil!
😭
Oh true
“if i roll i roll” so true
Its just so sweet he spend money for the person to get their 5 star♥️
Your song came out on my birthday :)) Great birthday present, thank you Jake!!
fly me away is absolutely beautiful and I love it so much. i’ve been listening on repeat and it’s alr on so many of my playlists. thank you so much for the musical masterpiece :)
this is the disgruntled bingo club attendee here, thank you again for getting me c1 kazuha and heizou! theyre both so fun to play. i actually got klee during her first rerun in 1.6, and then lost the 50/50 on kazuhas banner so ive been waiting for him for a loooong time. thank you mr jake!
ps; job interview went well but they called back and said they dont need me anymore so :')
ouch… don’t need you anymore???? that’s a bad way to get someone’s hopes up
@@kkslicez yeah, even made me wait trough the whole weekend only to tell me that :')
@@lollynn1313 oh man that sounds like it sucks, gl for future jobs ^_^”
Awe I’m sorry mate I’m sure the next place will definitely hire u
wish I saw this sooner LMAO, the thumbnail is fire and the title is so inspiring that it jolts me out of my school boredom.
on your next rolling video I'll give you some of my luck if I can - won the 50 50 for Kazuha at 20 pity, and klee surprised me by coming home at 15 pity
and if you ever try pulling for Kazuha again-he likes appreciation! Me and my friend got him both at 20 or so because we made shrines and manifested luck (I skipped itto for him lmao)
Meanwhile my other friend got him at 80 because she used Venti's leftovers. So pull wisely.
I must say. The intro is absolutely amazing
I just listened to your song and oh my god your so talented it’s never leaving my playlist I’m going INSANE I’ve been so excited ever since you announced it this is truly a blessing to my ears
The song was so good man
My lord , he got so many early pity guaranteed many times in a row. His luck is in EX level. Especially this, 13:23 , the earliest so far in this video.
the song is a banger jake good job and its so calming also late congrats on 1 mil
“Doin ur mom doin doin ur mom,”
- Basilbani, 2022
I was there live, enjoying the hype while also putting in my own wishes. I didn't get Kazuha on patch day but I did manage to get him by now :)
All those Monas in stream were funny and even one of my friends got one haha
I got a Mona too, with 27 pity, you'd think she's the one featured on the banner
Everyone going crazy when “if i roll i roll” comes out!
This man is getting more 5 stars then in I have in my lifespan
Always loving Tuonto's beautiful slayying intros :)
"If I roll I roll" Ah yes, the perfect way to start my weekend and forget about all the tests I have next week.
bro its summer what are you talking ab
Oh... Southern hemisphere stuff ig.
@@justacookiee not everyone has holidays,like the higher grades/classes
I love how tuonto leaves his food in the background for the start of the video
This man never ceases to amaze me with his intro ( and videos too ;) )
whoever made your intro, blessed us.
"If I roll, I roll" Wow it's such a inspiring line ☺️
I know this isn't exactly the topic of this video, but I really love your song. It radiates nothing but good vibes, and I hope you're proud of yourself! Keep up the good work Jake!
JAKEEEE UR SONG WAS SO GOOD UR VOICE IS ACTUALLY SO SOOTHING WHATTT
At this point he's gonna do "If i live i roll"
The stream ominously ends as Ant appears from out of nowhere in the bg🕴
congratulations jake on your song! its the song on repeat and keep pursuing your love for music, incredible journey!!
I swear, I keep watching these and it’s making me even more excited for finally being able to pull Focalors
I cannot explain how epic his intros and editing is now!
great job jake!
I now believe with every cell of my body that Jake is the favorite child
this title is so deep i can really feel the meaning
"If I roll I roll"
Tuonto:my goals r far beyond ur understandings
I love how the heizou counter was just a hot mess, I absolutely love it
HOLY GOD THE SONG IS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD
the title is similar to,,,
“every 60 seconds, a minute passes”
“the floor is made of the floor”
“you die when you die”
u know its a Mr tuonto video when the intro slaps that hard
he even bought primos for a completely random person/fan, that’s so kind mann
He’s finally made the title we’ve all been waiting for 😭
AHH I loved the song! Im so proud of you for coming this far! I hope to be like you some day❤️ Thank you for cheering me up when I most needed it and thanks for the great new song to listen to haha
Congrats on 1 mil! -Random stranger
Whats funny is that the chat doesnt even try to hide their disappointment anymore, like my parents
Hey Tuonto! I just heard your new song and i have to say that it is a lot better than my friends thoughts about it. It is a good song and i'm sure i will be hearing for a lot of months on loop. Can't wait for the next one that awaits me and everyone else!
I didn't want Kazuha but I wanted Klee and I got her :DDDDD I was guaranteed and I was on soft pity I didn't get Heizou on my 10pull I got a 4 star sword 🫡 and I got 3 one pulls left then I got Klee on my second one pull 😍 I thought Klee wouldn't be coming home 😔
Ah yes nothing is better than watching somebody spend money when you don’t have money.
And jake saying heizou’s name
Hey-zoo
5:00 "Inherit" hyped me up so bad
ong haven't watched a tuonto video in a while but that editing at the beginning was very cool
The h this tittle haha
16:18
Actually, I got Kazuha at 2nd pull after Yelan, so it's not so bad, lol.
There’s nothing more satisfying then someone winning the 50/50
2.8 definitely had the best banner that's for sure. That's the first time I ever got Kazuha. I just went to the venti statue and pulled him on the very first try. I can't wait to build your rerun of him next year!
I’ve got Kazuha to C1 and when I get paid in a couple days I hope to get him to C2. I got heizou to C6 out of spite to my friend and make him jealous 😂😂 love your videos though!!
Oh and I got Kazuha in 38 pulls when the banner came out in the morning :)))))
JAKE.. UR SONG IS BEAUTIFUL KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK I CANT WAIT FOR YHE NEW UP COMING STUFF!!!
Bro your vocals are actually so good on your song bro ❤️
congrats on 1mil subs!! the song is really nice :) hope you continue to develop your talent for music as well :D
your song is so good that it’s now playing in my head all day:)
I love how Jake is rolling for kazuha but he's putting on childe's theme as background music
CONGRATS ON UR NEW SONG !! I’ve been streaming it cause its actually so good wtf but congrats
dear tuonto, thank you for making these videos i feel the adrenaline when i watch it and later i dont feel the urge to spend all my saved primos to feel that enthusiasm
he had a pot pie sitting on his desk the entire stream and i dont think he ever took a bite of it.
I just listened to ur song and it’s soooo good. U r an AWSOME artist keep going w the good work 😊
Jake, the title of your video just made me realize that genshin is greater than my depression. Thank you, Jake
haven't watched you in a long time good to see your editing game has increased a lot proud of you keep up the great content
when jack said "what do u want from me" to mona I JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING.. YEAY LAUGHING WITH MY C4 MONA RN....
Usually when gamers make songs they’re not the best BUT Tuonto’s song is great!
Good job with fly me away!!! It’s really amazing! I love it so much! I shall binge watch U-U
BROO FLY ME AWAY IS SO GOOD!! SLAY TUONTO SLAY 💅