He committed that time. He contemplated this same strategy with the snail trail when he acted as though he was gonna fire a snot rocket but ultimately decided to bail. Having done some rapid-fire, stupid ass, embarrassing shit twice in a row, he had to take that route.
Watching the live stream was interesting, to have the chat and the hosts all react at once when that happened. I'm surprised Levy didn't puke all over his room. That was one epic drool and snot fest, even for SJ.
I never thought it would be Chad who’d have the perfect response to John’s decades of bitching and missing the point “John if you don’t think it’s funny then you’re stupid”
John probably didn’t want to split Venmo and PayPal at first because he assumed, he: “the great stuttering John”, would obviously make a lot more than zumock. But, when it became obvious that he wouldn’t make more…he changed his mind. Classic John. Beautiful!
Chad was actually likable in this, wonder how long he can keep that streak alive. Opie was likable for a minute but fell back into his old habits, so jury's out with Chad.
15:06 for the John Snot bit 18:51 for John drooling and spitting 26:26 Mensa member John was "duped' by Karl 33:26 John starts yelling at a former mod for his channel, you'd question his sanity at this point.
Through all of his success and money he made, there hasn't been any growth or wisdom. I mean if I had a family member that was behaving this way I would tell him hey stop. But it shows there's nobody in his life that cares about him to do so
When somebody is getting outsmarted by CHAD ZUMOCK, you've dropped below rock bottom of the internet. For a long time, Chad was being called the "new Stuttering John", but I think now we can honestly say that John is the "New Chad Zumock". Truly sad.
Shuli thanks you Karl for taking the time to view and re-view this entire conversation and meticulously pull the best clips to cover. He will now Copy/Paste for their version of this 48 hours from now.
It's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. A 60 year old alcoholic living with his mom begging a low level credit card thief (also an alcoholic) for a few hundred bucks. It makes me wanna bIow my head off.
It’s far, far less in Southern CA. The economy in that specific area is an insanely inflated bubble being pushed to its limit right now. Seeing how the gross majority of it is connected to the niche Hollywood industry, I hope the damage stays contained to that area once it pops.
The answers not 1 for the beer thing...if u start at 0 and drink 2 in a hour then the next hour u still have 1 beer in u on top of the 2 ur drinking so the answer is 3 beers
This is the first time I haven’t completely hated Chad Zumock, it’s honestly comparable to dropping acid for the first time. It feels great but I know it’s not real long term
he said he saved $900 a month for his kids college fund. when he was an announcer for the tonight show he was making 500k a year. So, is less than 12k a year a lot for a college fund ?
How could John go any lower. Absolutely BTFO by Chad Zumock and totally exposed (again) as being a jealous, petty, money grubbing zero…on top of everything else. Also it’s pure stupidity to say Jocktober was Howard’s (hoo hoo Rah bin) If that’s true, then Howard stole goofing on people from someone else. People have always talked shit. Jocktober was a dedicated segment and it was revolutionary
Let me simply explain why SJ is the quintessential gift that keeps giving and also that he’s impossible to root for; at this exact moment I almost feel bad and pity for him whereas I almost want to give up on watching his saga and forget about him. Because he’s just at the end of his life obviously, he looks like death is a whisper away AND YET, he will inevitably do or say something that instantly brings out the ire and hatred from the viewer. The fact a guy like this can garner such honest collective vitriol says everything you need to know about him! A natural born loser !
John claimed he and Karl were becoming buddies, then felt slighted when Karl bashed him, and John then threatened Karl's life and second home because of it. John will always, ALWAYS, burn every bridge he comes across. It's psychotic and hilarious
An entry level teacher salary in California is between $46k-$56k depending on things like district size & education level (highschool or elementary school.) $107k would be for a tenured elementary school teacher in a very large school district that has been with the school for a LONG time. CA tenure means you have to be working for two years full time & need to be considered "effective" as a teacher. Source: CA Dept of Education website Conclusion: John is *ALWAYS* lying
John wakes up thinking about Dues Payer and goes to bed thinking Dues Payer. Guy is obsessed. How does John not understand the monitizing rules for UA-cam
Fun fact. Your BAC goes down .02 per hour. So if John had 2 beers in 1 hour, his BAC would be teetering around .08 and if he stopped he’d be back around 0.0 four hours after he finished #2
Stuttering John claims to make 8 grand a month teaching and 7 grand a month via his podcast yet he still has to live with his mother. Yeah…that all adds up.
Calling someone Duespayer has to be the WORST attempt at an insult I ever heard.
John drooled by mistake... and then drools more on purpose, trying to make the original drool look like it was on purpose also.
Smart John... smart.
He committed that time. He contemplated this same strategy with the snail trail when he acted as though he was gonna fire a snot rocket but ultimately decided to bail. Having done some rapid-fire, stupid ass, embarrassing shit twice in a row, he had to take that route.
Watching the live stream was interesting, to have the chat and the hosts all react at once when that happened. I'm surprised Levy didn't puke all over his room. That was one epic drool and snot fest, even for SJ.
lol
John's evolution into Jeff the Drunk is now complete.
The only differences are that Jeff the Drunk was witty and contributed more to the HSS
Niiiiiiiiiiiiice
He’s Jeff the Drunk and Eric the Midgets love child.
Jeff, you are my FATHER!
nice click click
When did John become the evil woman from the Goonies?
There it is lmao, I was wondering who he reminded me of
Well…the less fuckable version of her.
Right on that's perfect he just needs the fucking beret lol
Fun as goofing on StutJo is, the way he looks right now is genuinely unnerving
He is storing food in his cheeks for the harsh winter
fatty liver disease
I never thought it would be Chad who’d have the perfect response to John’s decades of bitching and missing the point “John if you don’t think it’s funny then you’re stupid”
It is wild how Chad became funny overnight 😂
John doing drunk math to validate his alcoholism. Truly a college level professor
He’s in Mensa Our feeble average intelligence brains can’t comprehend his mathematical abilities
John has finally lost his mind, and we all get to watch. 😂
I keep waiting for John to start pointing at random strangers and yelling about them not being real.
Who'd have thought that Stuttering John's return would also mark the redemption arc of Zumock
I take it back 😂
John probably didn’t want to split Venmo and PayPal at first because he assumed, he: “the great stuttering John”, would obviously make a lot more than zumock. But, when it became obvious that he wouldn’t make more…he changed his mind. Classic John. Beautiful!
The past few days of Melendez content has been some of the best internet fodder i have seen in quite a few months. Props to Zumock!
Doesn’t seem a little forced to you? The haircut, childhood bedroom, intentional drooling? This is crackhead Chad we’re talking about.
Chad was actually likable in this, wonder how long he can keep that streak alive. Opie was likable for a minute but fell back into his old habits, so jury's out with Chad.
Johnson meltdown will be legendary when Chad gets a hold of his credit cards. Or doesn't give John $20 he thinks he deserves
I always liked chad
Love this channel! Thanks Karl & staff for making this happen.
This is the shortest hour on the Internet. This stuff is so good. I wish it was never ending. Karl is the man.
the first screen grab you showed of Stuttering Drunk is going to give me nightmares. Thank you for that.
Yeah, how about when he extreme close-upped his camera when he was in mom's kitchen? And that screaming drool? Terrifying no doubt, brother.
@@wes11bravo Thank you. Now I am never sleeping again.
"IT WAS A BARBEQUE RESTAURANT!!!" - Stuttering John
15:06 for the John Snot bit
18:51 for John drooling and spitting
26:26 Mensa member John was "duped' by Karl
33:26 John starts yelling at a former mod for his channel, you'd question his sanity at this point.
Waking up in his old bedroom at his Mom's house from decades ago... I'm surprised he doesn't have Star Wars sheets@!
Tookie sure sounds a hell of a lot like Jason from the Howard Stern show lol 😂
No, that’s Jewky. Tookie is an indie act, he’s not one of Howard’s puppets.
Jeff Ross for sure.
The Chad Zumock arc is coming along swimmingly
John is one step closer to a straight jacket & rubber room
Tookie sounds like Jason from the Howard stern show.
John in bed.... looks like hes in hospice
18:00 Leads into one of the funniest Tookie moments ever.
Wow. John’s a real go-getter. Known for his tremendous work ethic.
I’m sure his Mommy won’t be paying the mortgage on his new house by September.
Im a betting man, id wager all $300 he made on paypal are NOT going towards any bills what so ever
He's a louse...a total parasite.
I legit thought the Patreon video was a WATP deep-fake skit at first. John’s face is falling into Uncanny Valley levels of creepy, he looks so unreal
Whoever told John “alcoholic arithmetic” is a goat. That shit was funny
Is that video of SJ at the 1:15 mark, a promo for his new OnlyJohns? LOL
This new version of john is somewhat disturbing 😂
Through all of his success and money he made, there hasn't been any growth or wisdom. I mean if I had a family member that was behaving this way I would tell him hey stop. But it shows there's nobody in his life that cares about him to do so
You spelled disgusting wrong
He's gonna be in a home before he's 70
He really needs to end it. It’s getting sad now.
Trying to get you cancelled is hostile activity, not violence.
Beer Math - what John teaches the kids as a substitute teacher
When somebody is getting outsmarted by CHAD ZUMOCK, you've dropped below rock bottom of the internet. For a long time, Chad was being called the "new Stuttering John", but I think now we can honestly say that John is the "New Chad Zumock". Truly sad.
Shuli thanks you Karl for taking the time to view and re-view this entire conversation and meticulously pull the best clips to cover. He will now Copy/Paste for their version of this 48 hours from now.
And upload it again 3 days later, and again a week after that, and again a month after that (all disguised as new content).
😂
Stuttering John begging Zumock for money. Too Much !!
It's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. A 60 year old alcoholic living with his mom begging a low level credit card thief (also an alcoholic) for a few hundred bucks. It makes me wanna bIow my head off.
Canoga Park Mimosa
Should become the next big drink to sweep the nation of dive bars
This is wild. Something has changed with John’s cognitive reasoning.
51:17 Chad comes off like a long lost rebellious son of John. It's almost cute.
Like when a puppy pukes.
John has not said one intentionally funny thing since his return. It's just pure rage
John's one of those aggressive
Panhandlers at the liquor store!!
Never seen tiki before, sounds like Jason from Howard Stern😝
"Send me $300 freindo" ...Stut Jo Chigurh
Stut Jo is doing what opie did and that is when your going bald just grow out your hair out as long as you can
Trump had the idea long before the Opester 😂
As a resident of NY state, $106,000 is basically a middle class salary. I can imagine it is about the same in CA. Nothing to brag about.
Tbf that’s upper middle class anywhere but NYC lol
It’s far, far less in Southern CA. The economy in that specific area is an insanely inflated bubble being pushed to its limit right now. Seeing how the gross majority of it is connected to the niche Hollywood industry, I hope the damage stays contained to that area once it pops.
You believe him?
The answers not 1 for the beer thing...if u start at 0 and drink 2 in a hour then the next hour u still have 1 beer in u on top of the 2 ur drinking so the answer is 3 beers
Who the hell is Tookie now?? There’s too many people making fun of John to keep up with 😂
I love how he learned nothing like we all expected but doubled down hard. Chefs kiss
I really am curious what johns kids think of all this
Baba Lily rated his performance a noine point noine.
Presumably they don't know about it due to struggling with homelessness and food insecurity.
I don’t know, but you can be sure they’re a victim
For a sec, I thought this was John’s OnlyFans.
Does his Hypocrisy Police Dept have an Internal Affairs Dept? 😂
Thanks for having TOOKIE on!
You all need to rent an RV and drive across the country with John, IP2 style.
Which one is Blade? Definitely John? Chad?
This is the first time I haven’t completely hated Chad Zumock, it’s honestly comparable to dropping acid for the first time. It feels great but I know it’s not real long term
Someone pointed this out in the comments elsewhere: John looks like Mama Fratelli from the Goonies.
I’m not sure I see it. Wait…cut out his tongue, maybe that’s what he’s missing.
John's ski'n the slopes! Blizzard up there.
Unbelievable that ppl would want to send him money at all.
Poor John is clearly becoming a human train wreck. How long is he gonna be around?
I think the “bye sign” is Lil Rascals
Another timely, cutting edge joke from John.
Tookie's neighbors must be Oscar and the Cookie Monster.
Oh crap I missed the show .. replaying you ROCK KARL!! Last night WAS AWESOME!!!
Hair of a puritan - life of a crumb bum
he said he saved $900 a month for his kids college fund. when he was an announcer for the tonight show he was making 500k a year. So, is less than 12k a year a lot for a college fund ?
900 per kid so 32.4k a year put away for the three kids college tuitions
@@SaulTeebolz that school cost 78k a year with room and board. so for one kid that finished in 4 years he or she would need 320k per kid ...
@@SickSickPhil so the article about food insecurities and homelessness makes sense🤔
Has John not worked out that his shenanigans could cost him his job ?
Does the school district employing john not have a morals clause?
How could John go any lower. Absolutely BTFO by Chad Zumock and totally exposed (again) as being a jealous, petty, money grubbing zero…on top of everything else.
Also it’s pure stupidity to say Jocktober was Howard’s (hoo hoo Rah bin)
If that’s true, then Howard stole goofing on people from someone else.
People have always talked shit. Jocktober was a dedicated segment and it was revolutionary
Thanks for this!!!
Let me simply explain why SJ is the quintessential gift that keeps giving and also that he’s impossible to root for; at this exact moment I almost feel bad and pity for him whereas I almost want to give up on watching his saga and forget about him. Because he’s just at the end of his life obviously, he looks like death is a whisper away AND YET, he will inevitably do or say something that instantly brings out the ire and hatred from the viewer. The fact a guy like this can garner such honest collective vitriol says everything you need to know about him! A natural born loser !
John claimed he and Karl were becoming buddies, then felt slighted when Karl bashed him, and John then threatened Karl's life and second home because of it. John will always, ALWAYS, burn every bridge he comes across. It's psychotic and hilarious
John looks like old lesbian - sorry, I meant a “masculine woman”.
An entry level teacher salary in California is between $46k-$56k depending on things like district size & education level (highschool or elementary school.) $107k would be for a tenured elementary school teacher in a very large school district that has been with the school for a LONG time. CA tenure means you have to be working for two years full time & need to be considered "effective" as a teacher.
Source: CA Dept of Education website
Conclusion: John is *ALWAYS* lying
Zumock makes rent this month !!
GREAT SHOW! play the "drooling" backwards, it looks like John is taking a LOAD to the mouth!
His own, I assume.
I seriously thought he had headphones on.
"Not if it's numbing you." 🤣
John covering his boobs. HAHA. Like a proper lady.
Transparent California:
John Melendez
Substitute Teacher (2021)
Regular pay: $8,742.00
Overtime pay: $0.00
Other pay: $1,050.00
Total pay: $9,792.00
Benefits: $1,532.00
Total pay & benefits: $11,324.00
Are those the real numbers!? You are the bomb detective nagle.
This episode should go down as a classic WATP. I haven't laughed that much with WATP in quite a while. Great job guys! MORE TOOKIE!
He’s in this new “Screamin’ John Melendez” phase
Tookie sounds like Jason Kaplan
Lol "hitman" dan! I would LOVE that nickname!
Chad was masterful .. words I never thought I’d say
What's up with the puppet?
These past few weeks have been insane. So much quality content! 💅🏼
So when John says he's had 7 beers, he's actually had 12
John went from beer on the balcony to only fans. And now everyone something I call the squeegee
I do want the Karl And John Are Buddies Show. It wouldn't take all that long until it goes the way of all SJ shows.
John makes $8000 a month? I didnt know stealing hubcaps was that lucrative
Eight grand? Does the human body even hold that much plasma?
Tookie is the most annoying thing on this show and thats saying something since the episode is about stut joe
So glad to have regular John uploads again, you guys are way better than Shuli
This could be the greatest thing ever posted on UA-cam
Does the puppet sound like Jason Kaplan from The Howard Stern Show?
Going to forgive you this once for having a puppet on. Pretty pretty pretty gay though.
It has no soul
John wakes up thinking about Dues Payer and goes to bed thinking Dues Payer. Guy is obsessed. How does John not understand the monitizing rules for UA-cam
Fun fact. Your BAC goes down .02 per hour. So if John had 2 beers in 1 hour, his BAC would be teetering around .08 and if he stopped he’d be back around 0.0 four hours after he finished #2
Hooohooo Robin.. I invented Jocktober!! Whhhooooohooo
Stuttering John claims to make 8 grand a month teaching and 7 grand a month via his podcast yet he still has to live with his mother. Yeah…that all adds up.
If you didnt talk about John, we wouldnt have Producer Chris' spot-on impression
Beers in the bed
John looks like when Homer Simpson grew that hair using Minoxidil
Chad trying not to laugh is cracking me up 😂
Tookie looks like Oscar the grouch but sounds like Fozzie bear. Waka Waka!!!
He reminds me of the Potato. It would be great to have them both on together.