Kurumi ☆ Ponchio Sub English 【鏡音レン五人盛り】くるみ☆ぽんちお [5 Len Combo]

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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
  • Kurumi Ponchio by Len Kagamine
    Translation checked and Subbed by me =D
    Animations and audio have also been synced!
    Enjoy Len's Naughty Side!
    Phonetic lyrics:
    Dub-I Dub-I Dub-I Chu-ppa-ppa
    Dub-You Dub-You Dub-You-yeah-yeah
    Dub-I Dub-I Dub-I Chu-ppa-ppa
    Dub-You Dub-You Dub-You-yeah! x6
    Dansei no mina-san
    Ren-Kun no Koko wa aite masu-yo
    Atatame masu-ka? Onegai shimasu!
    Ima-sugu chin shite Bukkon-de!
    Anata no banana Bokura no banana
    Kawa wo mui-te tabechyatte
    Mada mada hoshiino? Dakedo mo sorede mo 
    Ranboo ni chodoii neeeeeeeeee!!
    Beddo no ue de undoo-kai 
    Kuroi shigemi de tama korogashite
    Goru no Poru wa nigitte kosutte 
    Iki ni tengo kuitchatte!
    Nodo ga kawaita dakedo mo oko-sama 
    Miruku shika nomenai no
    Tappuri shiborare manshinsooi 
    Anata wa Ikemen Tsukemen Tsupamen!
    Onaka ga suitara shyo paipankeeki
    Amasa wa okonomi de
    Koko kara kaidashi te tsui shyoppu
    Anata to bokura no 
    Miruku to miruku wa karamase te
    Tobikkiri no mahou bu kakete
    Himitsu no jyumon KURUMI☆PONCHIO
    Kuru kuru ☆ Kuru kuru potponchi
    Asaichi kosutte shibotte sosoide toritate itadaki-masu (Hai!)
    Kuru kuru ☆ Kuru kuru potponchi
    Tatpuri gutto gyutto ikki i nomi! 
    (gokkun ☆ gokkun ☆)
    Kuru kuru ☆ Kuru kuru potponchi
    Asadachi odoroki no shirosa 
    dorori nonkon fufufuai (Hai!)
    Kuru kuru ☆ Kuru kuru potponchi
    Nete mo samete mo itte mo wasure nai no 
    (dokkyun dokkyun!)
    Sa Sa itsu made hitori ni suru no?
    Anata no banana wa okazari? No!No!
    Yuuwaku shisen de mitsumete sou sou!
    Douni-ka konni-ka nacchyaisou
    Todo no tsumari wa bokura no ai
    Narifuri kanaratsu gyutto shite?
    Genki dashitte kyudashite
    Konya mo anata to shyoutaimu!
    Miwaku no banana aitsu name ta ra
    Otona ni nare-ru kana?
    Tsukoshi wa ochinchin mo okinaru kana?
    Bokura wa anata ni afureru ai wo sosoide hoshiin dayo
    omoikkiri ima sakebi tai dakara hayaku buchimakete
    Kuru kuru ☆ Kuru kuru potponchi
    Kyomo itpatsu nihatsu sanpatsu yonpatsu
    Endaresu! (Hai!)
    Kuru kuru ☆ Kuru kuru potponchi
    Kore ijyo wa mou muri nante yowane hakanai no
    (gokkun ☆ gokkun ☆)
    Kuru kuru ☆ Kuru kuru potponchi
    Kakete zetchoo! choozetsu! 
    Afureru gurai no rabu shyawaa (Hai!)
    Kuru kuru ☆ Kuru kuru potponchi
    Zenbu nokosazu dashite yo Perorincho☆
    Motto shiboro toru ne Patkuncho☆
    Soshite ai wo kome-te Gotkuncho☆
    (Sa minasan nomikomi!)
    Dub-I Dub-I Dub-I Chu-ppa-ppa
    Dub-You Dub-You Dub-You-yeah-yeah
    Dub-I Dub-I Dub-I Chu-ppa-ppa
    Dub-You Dub-You Dub-You-yeah! x2
    Wagana wa ren-kun yo!
    Dub-I Dub-I Dub-I Chu-ppa-ppa
    Dub-You Dub-You Dub-You-yeah-yeah
    Dub-I Dub-I Dub-I Chu-ppa-ppa
    Dub-You Dub-You Dub-You-yeah!
    Dub-I Dub-I Dub-I Chu-ppa-ppa
    Dub-You Dub-You Dub-You-yeah-yeah
    Dub-I Dub-I Dub-I Chu-ppa-ppa
    Kurumi Ponchio!

КОМЕНТАРІ • 1 тис.

  • @PsychoBabble2168
    @PsychoBabble2168 8 років тому +1037

    I just kinda noticed with the "dub-you" part of the intro, it's meant to sound like the sound "dopyuu" sound effect from h doujins for uh...stuff overflowing and flowing out.

    • @silverdandylmao
      @silverdandylmao 8 років тому +112

      oh god this song just dirtier xD

    • @kaiser9598
      @kaiser9598 4 роки тому +59

      You mean heavy cream? It does sound similar.... what do you mean “not that type of liquid”?

    • @UltraTsuki
      @UltraTsuki 2 роки тому +6

      Ok

    • @mryoshi1221
      @mryoshi1221 Рік тому +5

      huh, i never noticed that

    • @user-lc6nv8op4g
      @user-lc6nv8op4g 3 місяці тому +3

      This information was learned by me unwillingly

  • @crazyobssesedotakus9149
    @crazyobssesedotakus9149 10 років тому +706

    Maybe I chose the wrong time to eat a banana and vanilla ice cream sundae....

  • @jikaria
    @jikaria 5 років тому +486

    LMAO I CAN’T BREATHE THE WAY “Spermmmmm” SLIDES ACCROSS THE SCREEN-

  • @boypinoyboy
    @boypinoyboy 9 років тому +1855

    i've never had the biggest urge to go to church and pray until now

  • @soniap8573
    @soniap8573 10 років тому +1357

    IT SEEMS SO INNOCENT UNTIL YOU KNOW THE LYRICS.

  • @batteryacid1
    @batteryacid1 8 років тому +325

    "Shoot everything out and i'll lick it all up"
    .
    ..
    ...
    ....
    .....
    ......
    .......
    ........
    .........
    ..........

    • @meg.da.kachidog-p
      @meg.da.kachidog-p 7 років тому +2

      Weeping_Psyche ...............

    • @ameladaptivedaydreamer949
      @ameladaptivedaydreamer949 6 років тому +8

      Wow some people don't know the secret of the magic banana.
      I can show to you,just give me your banana ;P.
      LEN GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU FUCKING SHOTA

    • @N45-d8r
      @N45-d8r 6 років тому +5

      Well... we all have a moments like this

    • @LiamH2004
      @LiamH2004 5 років тому +1

      same

    • @lesliemorganking3283
      @lesliemorganking3283 2 роки тому +1

      Um,.,

  • @shambhavi6725
    @shambhavi6725 8 років тому +584

    ........ *reads lyrics* *laughs guiltily* .
    such songs. why are they always so catchy

    • @ashbailey6874
      @ashbailey6874 8 років тому +24

      OMK! Like, I know right?!?!?! I mean, Plus boy: catchy, Sacred spear explosion boy: catchy, Gigantic O.T.N.: OMFK fucking catchy as hell. The thing I've noticed is that dirty songs don't have a definitive tune or beat that marks them sound dirty, so a dirty song can sound like it's about rainbows and happiness (this one is a perfect example of that) and some dirty songs sound like they're about dirty stuff. But you never hear a song and go "is this song super dirty?" Now do you?

    • @shambhavi6725
      @shambhavi6725 8 років тому +9

      +Scarlett Bailey that's the thing about len.
      *whispers* he keeps the dirtiness a secret. He sees the chance, lures us in and then BAM!!! We find out its not an appropriate song. But by then it's too late because (I don't know about you) everyone already loves the beat.

    • @shambhavi6725
      @shambhavi6725 8 років тому +6

      +Scarlett Bailey. . . . . and I've got to admit, sometimes songs like these cheer you up. you know, not knowing the lyrics, singing it in and out and everywhere for months in Japanese, then one day you come to see what the lyrics actually means (I thought it was about war) and then you can never wipe that stupid grin off your face every time you heat it.

    • @ashbailey6874
      @ashbailey6874 8 років тому +6

      1. Yes I do really like this song. 2. The thing about a stupid grin? Sometimes I'll just be sitting in class and the little Len inside my head will say something like "Zaaaaaaameeeeeeeeen!" Or "a self-satisfied orgazamy nation." (Gigantic O.T.N.) and I will just laugh out loud and everyone looks at me like I'm crazy. To be perfectly honest, I avidly seek out dirty songs to listen to 😳. I often regret it, too. Not always.

    • @XxElfriedexX
      @XxElfriedexX 6 років тому +3

      Ikr! I swear it's always the dirty songs that are catchy!

  • @SirCassis
    @SirCassis 3 роки тому +162

    for the people confused about what "kurumi ponchio" means: if you put kurumi ponchio in hiragana, it looks like "くるみぽんちお"
    reversing that makes "おちんぽみるく" (ochinpo miruku) which translates to "pen!s milk"

    • @brookey4625
      @brookey4625 3 роки тому +19

      OH NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @xloisx4603
      @xloisx4603 3 роки тому +29

      I SHOULDNT HAVE BECAME A VOCALOID FAN

    • @lemonzg8404
      @lemonzg8404 3 роки тому +11

      OH NAHHHH

  • @marzamillon5885
    @marzamillon5885 5 років тому +812

    Even though I'm an athiest, this song gives me the uncontrollable urge to get on my knees and start praying for all of my sins.

  • @xanxansan
    @xanxansan 2 роки тому +197

    i was 13 when this came out and for some reason i felt the need to explain, in great detail, what this song meant to my classmate

  • @IbukiMiodabitchthefuck
    @IbukiMiodabitchthefuck 8 років тому +310

    All I need for my life to be complete is for this to play in the background music of an Easy Bake Oven commercial.

  • @spacemancraig5
    @spacemancraig5 Рік тому +286

    THE SP3RM FLYING ACROSS THE SCREEN GETS ME EVERY TIME

  • @UcanTel
    @UcanTel 9 років тому +662

    Len pls ur 14

  • @CharmySou
    @CharmySou Рік тому +235

    Older Len songs are something else

    • @maeri.mp3
      @maeri.mp3 10 місяців тому +3

      Tsukasa pfp is so real (im late help)

    • @YunonaNyan
      @YunonaNyan 4 місяці тому

      @@maeri.mp3 i'm later

  • @Meido
    @Meido 8 років тому +316

    i have sinned.

  • @chmnydktr
    @chmnydktr 8 років тому +511

    Me: *is terrified and holding out a cross*

    • @demondragon9594
      @demondragon9594 8 років тому +31

      ikr 5 lens is to much and this song is dirty but its dam catchy

    • @glyndaholman4751
      @glyndaholman4751 7 років тому +3

      Naira Nadzira Same.

    • @modbit
      @modbit 5 років тому +1

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    • @Craze_1209
      @Craze_1209 4 роки тому +2

      *embraces the curse*

    • @lesliemorganking3283
      @lesliemorganking3283 2 роки тому +1

      You will never escape Len.

  • @valdaizzah908
    @valdaizzah908 6 років тому +274

    Len is 14 but sings about many...many of pervert song
    beside kaito, he is about 20 but sings about an ice cream
    me: O.o what the hell....

  • @melshellman1701
    @melshellman1701 Рік тому +80

    I CANT BELIEVE GIGA MADE THIS 😭😭😭😭

    • @josukeshairr
      @josukeshairr Рік тому +5

      BRO

    • @reiix_
      @reiix_ 11 місяців тому +20

      Giga dark past😭

    • @VampireLady
      @VampireLady 11 місяців тому +20

      Giga also made gigantic OTN so its not really that surprising he's behind this too lol

    • @jennifertattershall9141
      @jennifertattershall9141 9 місяців тому +1

      I thought eromame sensei did

  • @coolspyro17
    @coolspyro17 11 років тому +174

    Whoever originally made this song
    I seriously want to know how they can sleep at night

  • @nataliaarlovskaya9642
    @nataliaarlovskaya9642 7 років тому +224

    *casually shows to Japanese best friend* Watch my dear. *Friend watches until end, throws computer at me*

  • @arseniaagulto7208
    @arseniaagulto7208 8 років тому +269

    Kurumi ponchio= ochin po miriku
    Me:" drinks banana milkshake"
    " then realizes that Kurumi Ponchio is Backwards of Ochin Po Miriku"( Penis Milk )
    " spits out all banana milkshake"
    YOU'RE LUCKY THAT YOU'RE CUTE KAGAMINE OR ELSE

    • @sarahyousfi7173
      @sarahyousfi7173 8 років тому +6

      Ok I'm laughing so hard xD
      You made my day xD

    • @t1697
      @t1697 8 років тому +4

      I Give No Shits I would Have Killed Him.

    • @nutella7162
      @nutella7162 8 років тому +33

      I was just casually eating a BANANA (its the most sinful fruit,God I swear I learned my lesson XD) and than THIS SONG came in...and to make things even more weird,my younger brother (he s 14,blonde hair,blue eyes,you know what I mean) came into my room and stared in me while also eating a BANANA Can I have some bleach? Like,PLEASE!!! (sorry for the long comment but this was just so freakin weird XD)

    • @memesaremylife950
      @memesaremylife950 8 років тому +11

      XD lol I only like normal bananas I like it with nothing else and I'm not talking about the dirty way of using bananas

    • @rahell62
      @rahell62 7 років тому +6

      It means potato

  • @TheIpekz
    @TheIpekz Рік тому +42

    I CANT LENS ARE LOOKING EXTREMELY CUTE BUT THE SONG 😭😭😭

  • @unafandekirbycualquieraxd6375
    @unafandekirbycualquieraxd6375 Рік тому +32

    Bro what was giga taking while making this cover 💀💀☠️☠️☠️

  • @ona512
    @ona512 9 років тому +62

    Everything about this particular video is beautiful: The fact that that you've got the line of five popular artists' Lens (and I can recognize at least three that LOOOOOOVE Len to bits) singing to this wonderful masterpiece is just phenomenal.

  • @erikasdiary3111
    @erikasdiary3111 4 роки тому +37

    i almost pressed the "watch it on tv" that connects to the living room tv 😨

    • @melmel9364
      @melmel9364 4 роки тому +10

      BROOOOO SHIT LIKE THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME, I‘M ALWAYS SCARED I‘LL STREAM IT ON THE LIVING ROOM TV

    • @notherelowkey_
      @notherelowkey_ 4 роки тому +3

      OMLLL THATS ALMOST HAPPENED TO ME TOO! ITS SO SCARYYYY

  • @ookyspooky6173
    @ookyspooky6173 5 років тому +66

    Wow len just loves his bananas and salty pancakes and milk! Ah, the cravings of a teenager!

    • @rinnywinny8
      @rinnywinny8 10 місяців тому +1

      I laughed at this so hard

  • @g2b512
    @g2b512 10 років тому +49

    *poker face and does the gun to head gesture*

  • @Pooshkariot
    @Pooshkariot 10 років тому +132

    Me: oh! What a cute song! Wait, what she just...? No, it couldn't be... Here, I'll just look up the lyrics... Wait... Wait..!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!

  • @xXfuffychickenXxreddivineaj
    @xXfuffychickenXxreddivineaj 9 років тому +232

    The lyrics are worse than Luvatory...

    • @nikaniks4015
      @nikaniks4015 9 років тому +2

      NekoLoli agreed

    • @curseagent
      @curseagent 8 років тому +2

      Well YEAHHHH

    • @MxMucus
      @MxMucus 8 років тому +38

      Luvoratory isn't even that bad of a song.

    • @MxMucus
      @MxMucus 8 років тому +16

      I mean, the lyrics aren't that suggestive

    • @ashbailey6874
      @ashbailey6874 8 років тому +27

      PPPPPPPPPPFT!!!!!!!!! YOU COMPARE THIS TO LUVATORY?!?!?!?!?! HA HA!!!!!!! YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO AVOIDS DIRTY STUFF!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE SAYING 'this is worse than Plus Boy...' (Is it?? It might be, but they're probably on the same level of dirty in different ways...) I LAUGH AT YOU SIR!!! REGARDLESS OF IF YOU ARE A SIR OR MADAM, I CALL YOU SIR!!!! GOOD DAY SIR!

  • @al8998
    @al8998 9 років тому +103

    It's so innocent until you look at the lycris

    • @romaunces
      @romaunces 7 років тому

      Al lyrics*

    • @XxElfriedexX
      @XxElfriedexX 6 років тому +1

      That's why I'm not looking at the lyrics XDD

    • @JudyandRick
      @JudyandRick 3 роки тому

      What’s a Lycra’s

  • @t0bikk039
    @t0bikk039 8 років тому +31

    Gigantic OTN was suggest right after this WTF

  • @yutaaoireal
    @yutaaoireal 10 місяців тому +14

    I WANT TO CRY

    • @lyneystarz
      @lyneystarz 9 місяців тому +1

      HI

    • @yutaaoireal
      @yutaaoireal 9 місяців тому +1

      @@lyneystarz😳😳😳😳

    • @lyn4president
      @lyn4president 9 місяців тому +1

      WHAT WAS THAT END

    • @yutaaoireal
      @yutaaoireal 9 місяців тому +1

      @@lyn4presidentIVE NEVER WANTED SOMEONE TO GET INTO A DOMA SO BAD OH MYOGD

  • @solar_eclipse5649
    @solar_eclipse5649 2 роки тому +21

    Len is the japanese cuppcake lmao

  • @Ida09
    @Ida09 2 роки тому +16

    What really creeps me out is that all the lens look 6 years old in this video while they are singing this…

  • @g2b512
    @g2b512 10 років тому +327

    i find this ridiculously catchy and i shouldnt be listening to this when i just ate honey and drinking milk....

    • @UsagiSanaisan
      @UsagiSanaisan 10 років тому +8

      Kurumi ponchio is very catchy but I looked up the English lyrics and I was scarred! 😅

    • @scarymaka1390
      @scarymaka1390 10 років тому +1

      hehheh

    • @g2b512
      @g2b512 10 років тому +12

      Sanai Shinigami lawl i saw Miku's pv first and i was like "what is the translation!?!?" then i went to the wiki and was like "ohhhh.....this became one of my fav songs now....:D" then when i looked at Len's version...i was like "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!"

    • @UsagiSanaisan
      @UsagiSanaisan 10 років тому +1

      Ciel Phantomhive IKR?!?!

    • @XxElfriedexX
      @XxElfriedexX 6 років тому +1

      Same it's a bop 👏

  • @purplegelatinsquares
    @purplegelatinsquares 11 років тому +25

    It's terrifying and catchy. I CAN'T STOP LISTENING SEND HELP

  • @royalblanket
    @royalblanket 2 роки тому +80

    Such a deep story song, len cloned himself to have an orgy. This says a lot ahout our society. Get this in project diva 👏👏👏👏

    • @Crazy2kinobeShorts
      @Crazy2kinobeShorts Рік тому +6

      Does it look like they’re allowed to put THIS in a *game rated 16*

  • @stellashi5255
    @stellashi5255 9 років тому +108

    GIGA YOU'RE MY FAV PRODUCER JUST FOR THESE LYRICS THANK YOU WHOEVER MADE GIGA.
    Amen.

    • @crimsonfenrir2334
      @crimsonfenrir2334 8 років тому +3

      +Stella Shi *bless this post*

    • @ashbailey6874
      @ashbailey6874 8 років тому +2

      I agree with everything you just said. Let's be friends! @u@

    • @curseagent
      @curseagent 8 років тому +19

      Whoever made Giga
      Only the fault of two random Japanese people that happen to be Giga's parents

    • @ashbailey6874
      @ashbailey6874 8 років тому +18

      Then God bless Giga's parents, and God bless them for letting him go wherever the fuck he wanted on the internet.

    • @ghitaailal6609
      @ghitaailal6609 3 роки тому

      TRUUUUUÛEEEEEEEEEEE ASJSIDZJZYDAJAALSKSNAJS

  • @crimsonfenrir2334
    @crimsonfenrir2334 8 років тому +67

    So we had ummmm...
    So many milky banana?
    Oh god, so many milky banana...
    LEN WHY U SO NAUGHTY OH MY GAAAAADDDD

  • @sarahyousfi7173
    @sarahyousfi7173 8 років тому +40

    Who... Who draw those shota Len... I have to know ! (Also, the Tsundere Len on the left, I swear I see him in a doujinshi R18...
    I SWEAR !!)

    • @sarahyousfi7173
      @sarahyousfi7173 8 років тому

      +Zippy Zapmeister TsundeLen x3

    • @islandko2402
      @islandko2402 8 років тому +3

      The maid thing?

    • @mroning
      @mroning 4 роки тому +7

      It's Yomogi Ringo's Len, they did draw a lot of R-18 doujinshi of him

    • @OliverRaj
      @OliverRaj 3 роки тому

      @@mroning yes i was gonna say that

    • @OliverRaj
      @OliverRaj 3 роки тому

      Same! I recognize then Len in the middle too!

  • @cybercatkaitosupremacy
    @cybercatkaitosupremacy Рік тому +13

    OF COURSE IT WAS GIGA WHO MADE THIS, OF COURSE..............

  • @Annimations365
    @Annimations365 Рік тому +6

    That sounds like a very yummy breakfast you're having, Len.

  • @coolnamefgtrfdhbtrhtr
    @coolnamefgtrfdhbtrhtr Рік тому +9

    Imagine having to explain that this is your favorite song 🥲

    • @jennifertattershall9141
      @jennifertattershall9141 9 місяців тому +5

      The song's lyrics are disgusting, but its sounds really good. If you don't pay attention to the lyrics, you will see the beauty of it.

  • @toenailcheese6755
    @toenailcheese6755 3 роки тому +15

    When Len was little: momma? Why shouldn’t I be rough on my banana?
    Lens mom: 911 I have the wrong baby..

  • @meadowchanyukikosangacha2643
    @meadowchanyukikosangacha2643 2 роки тому +14

    I showed this to grandma to see how innocent she is, thankfully, she passed the test and didn’t understand anything.
    ( mainly due to the fact that English is not her first language )

  • @hollaceprestyn8515
    @hollaceprestyn8515 4 роки тому +14

    U know somethings up when Len sings it

    • @norinene7799
      @norinene7799 3 роки тому

      Something is rising but it ain't jesus

  • @4EverCanela
    @4EverCanela 10 років тому +53

    I'm totally auditioning for the X-Factor with this song

  • @peachynectar
    @peachynectar 8 років тому +13

    omg i love their blinking faces XD
    Best way to start my day.

  • @Aishaa678
    @Aishaa678 5 місяців тому +5

    I’ve never been more scared of Lens future

  • @akirraslay
    @akirraslay 2 роки тому +18

    so you're telling me that i was 8 and played this on my birthday 😃

    • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA77
      @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA77 2 роки тому +9

      YOU WHAT

    • @akirraslay
      @akirraslay 2 роки тому +5

      @@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA77 YES

    • @nataliepixelstar
      @nataliepixelstar Рік тому +3

      I played this on my cousins 5th birthday and they were dancing to it and i was terrified lol at least my parents didn't see the song or lyrics (I was 8 that time ._.)

  • @syaoran2sakura
    @syaoran2sakura 12 років тому +11

    Oh GOD!!! I found this song a while ago and kept singing it at work. Finally I got curious enough to see what the song is actually about and I find this! Sooo embarrassing but Len looks so cute singing!

  • @fatimaioi8677
    @fatimaioi8677 Рік тому +9

    i refuse to believe somebody made this with their own will

  • @gvnlessktchn
    @gvnlessktchn 2 роки тому +191

    i find it so funny that such a beloved vocaloid classic has a title that literally translates to dick milk.
    くるみ ぽんちお (kurumi ponchio) backwards is おちん ぽ みるく (ochin po miruku). dick milk.
    it’s just so funny to me that they actually took the time to think of a creative way to title this that makes it seem even more innocent from the outside lmao

  • @josukeshairr
    @josukeshairr Рік тому +7

    Most sane len song

  • @bangshebang
    @bangshebang 10 років тому +4

    Thanks for subbing! But, oh my god, "ice bananas" (KAITO)... I can't believe Giga-P managed to mix and tune this with a straight face wwwww

  • @nutella7162
    @nutella7162 8 років тому +22

    I will never unheard this...what satan did make me click on this,please does anyone have some extra bleach?

    • @emsy630
      @emsy630 6 років тому +2

      I have some left over from when Oliver sang about Gay Sex.

  • @susinko3285
    @susinko3285 10 років тому +5

    You are awesome! Thanks for subbing this! I love Len so much! I'm gonna try and snag me one of them!

  • @liminaltrash
    @liminaltrash 2 роки тому +8

    *holds cross and drinks holy water*
    I regret searching up the lyrics to this,it sounded so innocent at first 😪

  • @romantisanon4647
    @romantisanon4647 8 років тому +85

    is this what they call...shota??

  • @wolfgirl7376x
    @wolfgirl7376x 10 місяців тому +8

    most normal len song

  • @LobotomiteMing
    @LobotomiteMing 6 років тому +12

    Me and my 5 personalities at 3am

  • @sophiecatx3
    @sophiecatx3 Рік тому +7

    DID I JUST HEAR LEN MOAN IN THE BG

  • @susankastenhuber7436
    @susankastenhuber7436 7 років тому +14

    RIP my innocence

    • @inactive6167
      @inactive6167 7 років тому

      Tia -Chan Ikr I spend about 2 weeks full of songs like that 😂

    • @Lunarlille
      @Lunarlille 6 років тому

      Laito Sakamaki LAITO SENPAI :D

  • @ichigothepigg9979
    @ichigothepigg9979 7 років тому +13

    This is disturbingly catchy.

  • @itslisha_
    @itslisha_ 8 років тому +87

    Why does it sound innocent in Japanese?!

    • @Arilewis99
      @Arilewis99 5 років тому +7

      ThatGirlLisha IKR! Now I look at him differently when he sings actual innocent songs with his sister...

    • @psychanii9768
      @psychanii9768 4 роки тому +12

      It's probably because you don't know Japanese and the song sounds happy... I can't even get through halfway of this song without having to click off

    • @m.o.n.d.a.y.1270
      @m.o.n.d.a.y.1270 3 роки тому +5

      If you know Japanese.... it doesn’t sound innocent at all either....

  • @LenBanana2010
    @LenBanana2010 10 місяців тому +5

    Used to dance to this in Len cosplay now I finally looked at the lyrics I want to cry

  • @WorldofCosplay1
    @WorldofCosplay1 8 років тому +24

    I am a junior in high school. I have an End-Of-Course exam today.
    AND I'M LISTENING TO THIS FUCKING SONG--

  • @sailormoonfan224
    @sailormoonfan224 10 років тому +9

    I've known of this song for years, and today is the first time I've ever looked up the subs.

  • @number1ishimaru
    @number1ishimaru 2 роки тому +7

    I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME AT LIKE 4AM... THE WAH MY JAW DROPPED....

  • @oniononion7560
    @oniononion7560 6 років тому +5

    My little(not REALLY REALLY little) cousin had no idea what this meant so she showed it to her parents. Now she can only watch stuff with her mom or dad looking over her shoulder.

  • @m0ntageg1rl
    @m0ntageg1rl 5 місяців тому +4

    "i might be going crazy!"
    yeah you are

  • @kennyamasimp1819
    @kennyamasimp1819 4 роки тому +8

    I recognized the Len in the left back.. the artstyle was my favorite out of all the doujinshis i found about Len ( the style was in doujins )

    • @heloise159_
      @heloise159_ 4 роки тому +3

      WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @kennyamasimp1819
      @kennyamasimp1819 4 роки тому +3

      @@heloise159_ EVERYTHING ✋🤠

  • @lilatune
    @lilatune Рік тому +9

    IM SO SCARED

    • @SukiSuki_
      @SukiSuki_ Рік тому +1

      HAHAHAHA

    • @Phantom_delux590
      @Phantom_delux590 Рік тому +1

      Listen to "The B❤tchy idol" by luo, it's also a vocaloid song

    • @lilatune
      @lilatune Рік тому

      thats a classic,@@Phantom_delux590 not that bad lol

  • @FuniSwiggle
    @FuniSwiggle 2 місяці тому +5

    the good ol days when songs were like this. and nowadays ppl are complaining about rabbit holr

  • @stellacutiepie1697
    @stellacutiepie1697 5 років тому +7

    I don't think I want to finish my ice cream anymore

  • @1sue1000
    @1sue1000 5 років тому +2

    THANKS SO MUCH LEN!! i lost the remaining 00.1% of my innocence...

  • @gokiburi9
    @gokiburi9 9 місяців тому +6

    SPEEERRRMMMMM

  • @roseslavander3144
    @roseslavander3144 7 років тому +5

    Why does pervy songs have to be so catchy😫

  • @狐菜田火夜
    @狐菜田火夜 Рік тому +8

    この曲を聞いたすべての外国の方に伝えます。
    日本は異常です(いい意味で……)
    ぜひ来てください😊

  • @yume_ucchi4535
    @yume_ucchi4535 2 місяці тому +2

    I'm an old vocaloid fan... And I already KNOWS that Len has a LOT of *this kind* of songs... But, this little boy NEVER fail to drop me faint everytime

  • @rjmantis
    @rjmantis 5 років тому +13

    I could play this at a 9 year olds birthday party without them realizing how dirty this song is

    • @felicianovargas7935
      @felicianovargas7935 3 роки тому

      Well did you do it? Because I'm about to

    • @rjmantis
      @rjmantis 3 роки тому

      @@felicianovargas7935 lmao no I was referencing to an akidearest vid

    • @felicianovargas7935
      @felicianovargas7935 3 роки тому

      @@rjmantis Aw man. Time to look for a random kids birthday!

    • @nataliepixelstar
      @nataliepixelstar Рік тому

      I did that lol 😆

  • @jeggrassner21
    @jeggrassner21 11 років тому +25

    I've asked for english subs.. The first one I've watched where there's no eng sub they told me not to watch any eng sub.. Sooooo, this is the reason why,, But anyhow, I enjoy the song much more now seeing the eng sub.. kkkkkk Am I already a perv?? kkkkk .. I just love it when there's a connection with YAOI.. lol

  • @TwisterzX0_VIII
    @TwisterzX0_VIII Рік тому +10

    how funny that this was originally a miku song and then blame len for this😔

  • @Ythequale
    @Ythequale Рік тому +5

    When I saw the len on the far left i knew where this was going..

  • @abefetoieridk6227
    @abefetoieridk6227 2 місяці тому +3

    kris tyson's favorite song fr fr

  • @aegandotcom
    @aegandotcom 16 днів тому +1

    one day we'll come face to face with whatever saw us fit to exist in this world and have to justify the space we filled

  • @Ellmiau
    @Ellmiau 2 місяці тому +3

    this is scarier than "crushed mary"

  • @UnderDubz
    @UnderDubz 7 років тому +30

    OUT OF THIS HOUSE!
    OUT OF THIS HOUSE!
    SPIRITS BEGONE FROM THIS HOUSE!!!

  • @Floqera
    @Floqera 2 роки тому +3

    "Im Giving out free holy water!"
    "Get them while I still have some"

  • @user-xQp4mg
    @user-xQp4mg 3 дні тому +2

    I'm gonna make a sl-t song playlist full of vocaloid.

  • @MartyAraragi
    @MartyAraragi 9 років тому +11

    Since this was the only video with lyrics on screen I am amazed at what Miku was singing. My god. But then this is coming out of Len's mouth XD. My God Miku, whoever wrote this song is fucking cool and disturbed as fuck, but whatever, its hilarious, I like how they add like a hiccup sound making it seem like the vocaloid singing it is drunk or something. That's the only solace to not dirty them up.

  • @prismvrism1951
    @prismvrism1951 5 років тому +10

    Why is the FBI at my door while watching this-

  • @707yasboi
    @707yasboi 7 років тому +6

    This version is my favorite TT

  • @naibdomo
    @naibdomo 4 роки тому +20

    Me: Yo, pass the aux cord
    Friend: You better not play trash
    Me: **plays this**

  • @nekokun8029
    @nekokun8029 11 років тому +4

    YAY!! This totally made my day! Thank you!!
    And thanks so much for subbing this! It's so amazing xD
    *salute* Keep on being awesome! :D

  • @cutie_.patootie.0
    @cutie_.patootie.0 3 місяці тому +3

    I have the urge right now to send this to my bros to see their reaction(but I won't)💀💀

  • @iamsleepytoday
    @iamsleepytoday Рік тому +3

    Top 10 len wtf moments

  • @flat0124
    @flat0124 2 роки тому +3

    BRO I JUST SAW THE BACKGROUND

  • @kissriku
    @kissriku 11 місяців тому +2

    praying, but listening to this song at the same time. i cant express how much i love the kurumi ponchio song and len, but i love them SEPERATELY 🍌

  • @takcody
    @takcody  11 років тому +10

    The Kurumi Ponchio should just be left alone otherwise it would lose it's subliminal meaning since 'kuru' in Japanese directly translates to 'coming' in English which would make sense to be 'kam' in German. 'Kurumi Ponchio' - ’くるみ ぽんちお’ is flipped backwards for 'おちぽん みるく’ - 'Ochipon Miruku' which is the real intention of this song.