Man Sues For Discrimination. Identifies As Horse.

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  • @Judge-Porter
    @Judge-Porter  6 місяців тому +38

    Have you seen this new exclusive judge porter video here? ua-cam.com/video/NgVIW_V43bQ/v-deo.html Judge Porter Helps Marine Down On His Luck.

    • @samuelcoaoala
      @samuelcoaoala 6 місяців тому +3

      i hope that you will be still be a judge 😊❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🤍🖤⭐

    • @prestonh5946
      @prestonh5946 6 місяців тому +3

      If he is that offended by it why he make himself something to laugh at. Anyway if he dives as a horse he make himself a laughing stock and causing many accidents with serious injuries and then he will be back to court with angry families of causing their love ones suffering from injuries. And he will have an order to stop acting stupid and take that stuff off or be in house arrest for the rest of his life. That’s his choice to be a jerk or an upstanding person in life.

    • @damienadamsen4581
      @damienadamsen4581 6 місяців тому +3

      Judge Porter why sooo many horse puns can we all just stop horsing around 🐎?

    • @danaabel1049
      @danaabel1049 3 місяці тому +2

      @@damienadamsen4581 "Neigh"!!! 😂 😂 😂

    • @margaretmcdowell7052
      @margaretmcdowell7052 2 місяці тому +1

      This show is a joke, only its not funny.

  • @francady3679
    @francady3679 4 місяці тому +252

    Horses don't talk, walk on two legs, they don't use phones either! He needs psychiatric help. 😢

    • @wandacarthy6504
      @wandacarthy6504 4 місяці тому +7

      i have two ,,, 2 ,,, real horses ,,, now they do not live in a house they do not drive ,,, they eat hay and grass ,,, now does he take he's head off to eat mine don't ,,, why is he wearing clothes ,,, and how is it he is not on all fours ,,, now i don't care what you identify as but you do need med. help if you think you can live as such ,,, life has become sssooo messed up people have become { lost } god please come soon lord help us all

    • @keithcooper6715
      @keithcooper6715 4 місяці тому +6

      The Judge also needs psychiatric help for allowing this sort of idiocy to enter the Justice System

    • @danaabel1049
      @danaabel1049 3 місяці тому +8

      Maybe he's just having a real "night-"mare""!!! 😅😅😅

    • @TheJinashura
      @TheJinashura 3 місяці тому

      Men can't give birth either, but you cannot say men can't be women and can't use the women's locker room. He is a horse and is entitled to it cuz that's the clown world we voted into existence.

    • @williamblack7813
      @williamblack7813 3 місяці тому +6

      In Australia. some students at a Queensland school decided to identify as cats. Yes, the school installed a cat scratch box in their classroom.

  • @circomnia9984
    @circomnia9984 4 місяці тому +102

    The first time the judge said, "It would behoove you...", I spat coffee all over my monitor. Then the puns just kept coming, and I could not stop laughing. This was one of the funniest of these sketches I've seen so far. Well done.

    • @kaydefreese7586
      @kaydefreese7586 2 місяці тому +1

      LOL

    • @enrabahn8003
      @enrabahn8003 Місяць тому +5

      so many horse puns, so little time lol. Judge porter had a field day with this one.

    • @cathywelch40
      @cathywelch40 11 днів тому +1

      Agree 💯 i couldn't stop laughing 😅

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 10 днів тому +2

      And I thought the episode where the college student sued his father for not giving him a Lamborghini took the cake!
      _...nope!_

    • @hdthor
      @hdthor 6 днів тому

      Porter also said the horse plaintiff was saddled with a lot of information.

  • @Parknest
    @Parknest 2 місяці тому +26

    Not only should his case be dismissed, he should also be committed to a psychiatric ward. Loved the horse puns form Judge Porter.

  • @poodabran
    @poodabran 6 місяців тому +160

    Question: If he doesn't identify as a human, why is he going to a court for human case? I would've dismissed his case as soon as he stated what he indentified as.

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 6 місяців тому +5

      Well, you probably would have dismissed his case if he claimed he is transgender.

    • @angeliquaserenity5009
      @angeliquaserenity5009 2 місяці тому

      💯

    • @angeliquaserenity5009
      @angeliquaserenity5009 2 місяці тому

      ​@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn No he wouldn't unless he wants to be disbarred and taken off the bench. Transgender people are protected by Federal Law.

    • @smilie3232
      @smilie3232 2 місяці тому

      I call this mental illness... ridiculous...

    • @norarivkis2513
      @norarivkis2513 2 місяці тому +4

      ​​@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn The key is that transgender people are people, and therefore hold all the rights of any other people. Horses do not have all the rights of any other people, as they're not people. If he's going to claim the status of a horse, he cannot simultaneously claim the status of a human with the rights which we only grant to humans in this society. You could argue that he has the right to choose which way he wants to be treated, but he can't have both.
      None of this applies to transgender people, because there do not exist rights which we grant only to men or only to women. There used to be, but not anymore. So changing identity on the gender spectrum does not alter the rights of the individual. Changing identity on the species spectrum does.

  • @juneclark3584
    @juneclark3584 6 місяців тому +131

    Poor judge Porter. What he has to deal with. My sympathy Sir. How judge Porter kept a straight face is amazing. I'd break out laughing 😂😂

  • @aporlarepublica
    @aporlarepublica 3 місяці тому +83

    It would be a surprise if Mr Stallion is granted his "transition" and one day he hurts his leg and then sees the farmer approaching him with a firearm in his hands...

    • @jacknakash2677
      @jacknakash2677 2 місяці тому +5

      Not Mr. Stallion, but Mr Ed. LOL 😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😆😂🤣

    • @leefleck3598
      @leefleck3598 2 місяці тому +2

      😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅

    • @alciao3441
      @alciao3441 2 місяці тому

      Hahaha

    • @wiseoldowl1536
      @wiseoldowl1536 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stevekohl5351
      @stevekohl5351 2 місяці тому +3

      Don't let SD Governor Kristi Noem near Stallion with her gun.

  • @mrliberty8468
    @mrliberty8468 3 місяці тому +70

    If he really was granted a horse identify, he would not have any rights.

  • @queenbee3828
    @queenbee3828 6 місяців тому +52

    I’m identifying as Mrs judge Porter! What time should dinner be done darling?🤷🏾‍♀️😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Jaxon_Stone
    @Jaxon_Stone 6 місяців тому +130

    Edwin D Stallion needs professional psychiatric help. How could he identify as a horse when he doesn't have any characteristics of a horse? He was emotional when nobody in the courtroom agreed with him, then he lost his damn mind attacking Judge Porter. He should've been taking to a psych ward, not jail. It was comical that he claims to be an equine.

    • @Judge-Porter
      @Judge-Porter  6 місяців тому +23

      I agree Jaxon

    • @Carizma101
      @Carizma101 6 місяців тому +9

      ​@@Judge-Porter I feel so sorry you. I can guess that you had to be hospitalized after this case. I can imagine you got a severe migraine or even a stroke, after dealing with this mess, who needs to be institutionalised for his severe and many mental health issues. Hope you feel better now ❤

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 6 місяців тому

      Same thing. How can men identify as women if they don't have the chromosomal characteristics of a woman?

    • @leonlipschitz3148
      @leonlipschitz3148 6 місяців тому +1

      You mean horspilized after that case
      A real nut case
      How the spectators managed to keep a straight face I don’t know
      Probibly biotox
      Anyone recognise the actor horsing around
      From policeman to banker to recruiting agent to landlord and in All cases very racialistic and prejudiced to people of color
      He needs to be to quote the Pun “unhorsed”
      A mental asylum is the best place for him
      These episodes are getting more and more crazy by the episode
      A proper return to reality is needed
      This is pure entertainment and a mockery of the law

    • @davidlevy706
      @davidlevy706 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@@Carizma101 In case you're unaware, Judge Porter is a fictional character played by Verne Alexandre. These are comedy skits.

  • @mad7016
    @mad7016 6 місяців тому +91

    Horses do not drive. So no drivers license

    • @DylanR99
      @DylanR99 4 місяці тому +2

      True. I wouldn’t put my “hooves” on the wheel if that’s the case. Horses don’t even have fingers. And Mr. Stallion can’t even see the judge with a horse mask anyway.

    • @chaliceflame1314
      @chaliceflame1314 3 місяці тому

      Actually horses can drive. There was at least once case where a person had a specially made car and taught a horse to drive it.

    • @nemomarcus5784
      @nemomarcus5784 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@chaliceflame1314 but they can't apply for a driver's license or drive on public roads.

    • @estherjamack7717
      @estherjamack7717 2 дні тому

      Why has our society allowed this insanity? The judge hit the nail on the head. He does not have equine DNA no matter how he “feels”.

  • @NatashaYoungqueenofnewyork
    @NatashaYoungqueenofnewyork 6 місяців тому +218

    Stop wasting Judge Porter's time with this nonsense

    • @Judge-Porter
      @Judge-Porter  6 місяців тому +42

      thank you Natasha!

    • @my56chevy
      @my56chevy 6 місяців тому +27

      You do realise that these videos are just for entertainment purposes!!
      Lighten up and enjoy the humor.

    • @Jannett-ik5lh
      @Jannett-ik5lh 6 місяців тому +11

      Actually you'd be surprised what goes on in court now. Please lighten up.

    • @lynnejohnston8922
      @lynnejohnston8922 6 місяців тому +9

      Yes Natasha Young queen I definitely agree with you big time Stop wasting Judge porter's time he has better things to do with his time inside listening to you horsing around his courtroom ..lol..

    • @victorb145
      @victorb145 6 місяців тому +5

      I can't decide if this is it all humorous or just disgusting. I am convinced of one thing. These videos have very little to do with justice or law, if any at all.

  • @kellybandy3060
    @kellybandy3060 5 місяців тому +33

    The order of the court is NEIGHHHHH!!! 😂😂😂

    • @danaabel1049
      @danaabel1049 3 місяці тому +1

      Indeed!!! The pony-like man's def. a "little "horse""!!! 😅😅😅😅

  • @KadeStringer2.0
    @KadeStringer2.0 6 місяців тому +140

    I don’t understand people who identify as horses , dogs , cats , and tornadoes

    • @leenahkhan1859
      @leenahkhan1859 6 місяців тому +18

      Same I think they have something wrong with them

    • @TaushaTW
      @TaushaTW 6 місяців тому +9

      They are making a point.

    • @evancredeur7498
      @evancredeur7498 6 місяців тому +12

      Wait, people do this?

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 6 місяців тому

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    • @tommy4205
      @tommy4205 6 місяців тому +11

      ​@@evancredeur7498Yes they do this it's something mental I say I have my own mental problems but this is different I never seen something like this

  • @marcusfreemont86
    @marcusfreemont86 6 місяців тому +162

    How many HORSE PUNS did Judge Porter drop??? 🤣

  • @junebrooks9402
    @junebrooks9402 6 місяців тому +28

    This man should be PEC and sent to a behavioral hospital, asap.

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 6 місяців тому +2

      Tell that to transgender people!

    • @DylanR99
      @DylanR99 4 місяці тому +2

      @@AlbertTheGamer-gk7snIn this case seen in this video, should I say horsegender?

  • @kateysandon
    @kateysandon 3 місяці тому +45

    It is not medically possible for a HUMAN to transition to an equine

    • @catscratchfever7540
      @catscratchfever7540 3 місяці тому

      it is not medically possible for humans or any other animal to be transitioned into anything they were not born to develop into. If that were so it would be easier to save certain species from extinction.

    • @20NewJourney23
      @20NewJourney23 3 місяці тому +5

      The same could be said for literally every other type of transition. DNA doesn't lie.

    • @catscratchfever7540
      @catscratchfever7540 2 місяці тому +1

      @@20NewJourney23 That's weird I said pretty much the same thing but my comment was deleted.

    • @nemomarcus5784
      @nemomarcus5784 2 місяці тому

      ​@@20NewJourney23Not true. Men, women, and transgender are all human. A light-skinned Black-American can transition to White American. They have done it for hundreds of years but kept it a secret. Same with the Melungeon, Redbone, and Creole. They may have Black ancestry but are classified as White. Johnny Depp is a good example.

    • @20NewJourney23
      @20NewJourney23 2 місяці тому

      @@catscratchfever7540 I'm sure eventually my comments will be hit by the censor-bug, too.

  • @bobcarter1129
    @bobcarter1129 6 місяців тому +59

    Judge Porter probably wishes he has a choice over which cases to handle and which he should dismiss.

    • @kaismithfan9007
      @kaismithfan9007 6 місяців тому +3

      Well technically he does but he was willing to at least hear it out

  • @Shooting-gallery223
    @Shooting-gallery223 6 місяців тому +53

    I wasn’t expecting him to lunge at porter like that

  • @Terrystuder9gmail
    @Terrystuder9gmail 6 місяців тому +16

    The judge just got into court and you can tell he's having a hard time not laughing

  • @dwaynematteos5749
    @dwaynematteos5749 6 місяців тому +43

    This is enough horsing around with Judge Porter!

    • @danaabel1049
      @danaabel1049 3 місяці тому +1

      @@dwaynematteos5749 "Neigh"!!! I totally disagree!!! LOL

    • @corduerorose9747
      @corduerorose9747 2 місяці тому

      ​@@danaabel1049HAY man let it go 😂🤣

  • @parttimetourist
    @parttimetourist 3 місяці тому +33

    Technically the Judge should have refused to recognise him as a horse when he is obviously wearing an imitation horse head and hoofs and should have sent him for a psychiatric assessment

    • @rosemarykennedy5951
      @rosemarykennedy5951 Місяць тому +2

      This ain't real , all acted !

    • @gachagoddesskim7630
      @gachagoddesskim7630 6 днів тому

      Well he just chose to listen to the case because I mean this is tea 🍵

    • @parttimetourist
      @parttimetourist 6 днів тому

      @@gachagoddesskim7630 In that case he should have told him to Behoove himself🤣

  • @Darci3333
    @Darci3333 6 місяців тому +29

    As far as a drivers license put simply horses are NOT allowed to drive....PERIOD
    ....Quit whineying around😂😂😂😂😂

  • @evancredeur7498
    @evancredeur7498 6 місяців тому +45

    His mouth isn't moving, and he doesn't have a tail. That's how you know it's a costume. It also amuses me that Porter made horse puns, whilst acknowledging the fact that it's a human in a mask, along with fake front legs.

    • @fkucutube
      @fkucutube 5 місяців тому

      Dude if you feel the need to point out the blatantly obvious i reckon your a sandwich short of a picnic !!

  • @Ironman875
    @Ironman875 6 місяців тому +34

    He's not going to be a Budweiser Clydesdale anytime soon.

  • @mrliberty8468
    @mrliberty8468 3 місяці тому +27

    He as a horse has no legal standing in the court.

    • @averagejoe3312
      @averagejoe3312 2 місяці тому

      Exactly, because those rights are only granted to humans. Their are certain animal rights granted towards animals that are of the pet nature, but not as a farm animal nature. But this moron wouldn't be able to get or legally hold a job as a horse. It seems that he wants a psychological check from the state is all

    • @cathyshirley8541
      @cathyshirley8541 2 місяці тому

      Maybe as a horses ass!

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 2 місяці тому

      Cats also have no legal standings in courts.

  • @nilukank3564
    @nilukank3564 6 місяців тому +42

    Crazy he need to see doctor for his mental Helth .

  • @tweety3893
    @tweety3893 6 місяців тому +19

    Idk Why They Let Him Horse Around In Judge Porter Court Room 🤣😂🤣 Highly Unstable 🥴

  • @SpringoStar
    @SpringoStar 3 місяці тому +8

    This horse guy just trolled Judge Porter. Brilliant Script! This one is hysterical and so well thought out! HAHAHA ! 🤣😂

  • @JustinHooper-yw6oc
    @JustinHooper-yw6oc 6 місяців тому +25

    I love judge porter and Captain James Porter

  • @kimmarie221981kj
    @kimmarie221981kj 6 місяців тому +27

    I need you to hold your horses. I need you to be stable. I guess he's still on his high horse 😂🤣🤣

    • @danaabel1049
      @danaabel1049 3 місяці тому +2

      How "behooving"!!!

    • @danaabel1049
      @danaabel1049 3 місяці тому

      @@kimmarie221981kj I don't think I ever "saw" such a ridiculous looking "horse"!!! Get it?? "Saw Horse"??

  • @PurdyDaisy
    @PurdyDaisy 6 місяців тому +63

    You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.

    • @blakefilippi9612
      @blakefilippi9612 6 місяців тому +4

      My favorite idiom

    • @lisajackson7069
      @lisajackson7069 6 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @mzvetta9601
      @mzvetta9601 6 місяців тому +3

      😅, True, & I Honestly Mention Those Same Words To Someone 2 Days Ago

    • @PhilipBoitos
      @PhilipBoitos 6 місяців тому +4

      YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT A PENCIL MUST BE LEAD.

    • @aliceallen5492
      @aliceallen5492 4 місяці тому

      🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @JacquelineJohnson-t3k
    @JacquelineJohnson-t3k 3 місяці тому +14

    Mr. ED is Dead, That's a Shame for his Claim

  • @ChrisLichowicz
    @ChrisLichowicz 3 місяці тому +5

    This is so funny! I love all the horse quips from the judge. Maybe the guy needs to be branded for his I.D.

  • @michaelvoisinet9338
    @michaelvoisinet9338 6 місяців тому +29

    That horse outfit makes an excellent Halloween outfit. He should save it for Halloween.

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 6 місяців тому +3

      Same thing. People should save their opposite-gendered clothing for Halloween (or April Fool's Day).

  • @JakeLabsGaming
    @JakeLabsGaming 6 місяців тому +19

    I wish I had the patience you had judge Porter because seems like you deal with a lot of crazy folk

  • @Tj2150
    @Tj2150 6 місяців тому +26

    There’s gotta be something in the water over at Mango Park

  • @marcyweisinger1537
    @marcyweisinger1537 6 місяців тому +20

    When I seen this with the photo of the horse. I almost couldn't stop laughing.

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 6 місяців тому

      You would surely laugh a lot longer when you see transgender women!

  • @donnaellis9391
    @donnaellis9391 6 місяців тому +12

    HTH are they keeping a straight face... 😂😂😂😂😂... I can't

  • @Solika23
    @Solika23 6 місяців тому +4

    The amount of dad jokes he just casually tossed in there. “It would be-hoove you”. “I know you’re saddled with..” 😂

  • @CarolSneath
    @CarolSneath 6 місяців тому +7

    😂🤣🤣🤣I have never seen Judge Porter absolutely 💯 speechless 🙊 😶 and thinking 🤔 "Am I dreaming 😳 🤔 " JP coming up with some gr8 one liners 😂🤣🤣🤣💘

  • @amethystanne4586
    @amethystanne4586 6 місяців тому +39

    Oh boy, taking identification to a whole new weird level.
    I think this guy had a mental breakdown while in the midst of binge-watching “Mr. Ed”, a vintage black-and-white television show.

    • @davidlevy706
      @davidlevy706 6 місяців тому +4

      In case you're unaware, this is a comedy skit. Judge Porter is a fictional character played by Verne Alexandre.

    • @Battle_Faith-Ministries
      @Battle_Faith-Ministries 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

  • @patriciaoconnor402
    @patriciaoconnor402 6 місяців тому +47

    This is what happens when this country lets the crazy people act like their delusions are real. We can expect more of this. What a waste of taxpayers' dollars. If you have to put on a horse head and hooves to look like a horse, you aren't a horse.

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 6 місяців тому

      Same thing: If you wear clothes of the opposite gender, you still are your birth gender. Same thing, if you do the surgery or take drugs, you still are your birth gender.

    • @davidlevy706
      @davidlevy706 6 місяців тому +2

      In case you're unaware, this is a comedy skit. Judge Porter is a fictional character played by Verne Alexandre.

    • @patriciaoconnor402
      @patriciaoconnor402 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@davidlevy706 I didn't know that. Thanks.

    • @patriciaoconnor402
      @patriciaoconnor402 6 місяців тому

      ​​@@davidlevy706 I just Google Judge Porter, and it says nothing about him being a fictional character. It reads like he's a real judge.

    • @davidlevy706
      @davidlevy706 6 місяців тому +1

      @@patriciaoconnor402 You might want to add Verne Alexandre's name. He (along with the other actors) is credited in many of the videos' descriptions.

  • @TaushaTW
    @TaushaTW 6 місяців тому +25

    I love the puns.

  • @jamesduncan6415
    @jamesduncan6415 6 місяців тому +10

    As a horse can they put him down and turn him into glue 😂😂

    • @danaabel1049
      @danaabel1049 3 місяці тому

      @@jamesduncan6415 I think that would be very "behooving"!!!

    • @danaabel1049
      @danaabel1049 2 місяці тому

      Besides, glue hasn't be made of horses' hooves for years

  • @Ravenwolf2019
    @Ravenwolf2019 4 місяці тому +8

    I can understand that a person FEELS a certain way(such as a female FEELS that she’s a male or a person FEELS their an animal). It’s about how you FEEL INSIDE. I had a good friend that FELT he was a furry(a wolf). But his driver’s license stated he was a PERSON & he saw a medical doctor when he was sick. How Judge Porter was able to keep a straight face that WHOLE time is beyond me! I was laughing when Judge Porter said things like “hold your horses” & “put you out to pasture”! I DEFINITELY agree with Judge Porter in that the guy NEEDS psychiatric help!

  • @hyacinththompson6089
    @hyacinththompson6089 6 місяців тому +6

    This channel is 😂😂😂 too🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣much!😊❤❤❤ He identifies as a horse. Can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Behoove you and I understand you’re saddled with a lot of information…..😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the judge’s other terms 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂and the horse vocalizations at the end🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂Genius episode!!!

    • @UglyAzzDonold
      @UglyAzzDonold 6 місяців тому

      How the judge kept a straight face is beyond me. There must’ve been a lot of outtakes.

  • @OTG_LandscapingLLC
    @OTG_LandscapingLLC 6 місяців тому +7

    Hold your horses.....🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @mzvetta9601
    @mzvetta9601 6 місяців тому +11

    Awesome Job Judge Porter!
    Love Your Show!❤

  • @SStealthbomb
    @SStealthbomb 6 місяців тому +8

    What is it with all the puns 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danaabel1049
      @danaabel1049 3 місяці тому

      @@SStealthbomb It's probably to give everyone "night-"mares"!!! 😂😂

  • @lisajackson7069
    @lisajackson7069 6 місяців тому +10

    I almost pissed on myself 😊😅😂😂

    • @mzvetta9601
      @mzvetta9601 6 місяців тому +1

      I Hollered😅😅

  • @jbakervlogs2111
    @jbakervlogs2111 6 місяців тому +14

    Im dying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fluffmellow9457
    @fluffmellow9457 5 місяців тому +7

    Those 🐎 puns had me loosing it

  • @TheSilentNightHorrorRed2001
    @TheSilentNightHorrorRed2001 5 місяців тому +5

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wooow he really scream like horse and saying ‘discrimination’ I never heard of that 😂😂😂

  • @lisastjohn2076
    @lisastjohn2076 6 місяців тому +8

    Not enough mental health institutions with available beds?

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 6 місяців тому

      As a bunch of men who identified as women took 99% of the available beds.

    • @tomhaskett5161
      @tomhaskett5161 9 днів тому

      He would need a stall, not a bed!

  • @timothygauss7893
    @timothygauss7893 6 місяців тому +11

    When's the last time Judge Porter had a normal case?

    • @NatashaYoungqueenofnewyork
      @NatashaYoungqueenofnewyork 6 місяців тому +2

      Exactly wasting the tax payers time and money

    • @cassiusbrown9374
      @cassiusbrown9374 6 місяців тому +2

      DAMN GOOD QUESTION. U know when I heard of the is I expected criminal sentencing, dealing with Entitled Karens and lawsuits. Never did I think that case would involve an individual trying to identify as a horse.

    • @JohnWolfPizza
      @JohnWolfPizza 6 місяців тому +2

      I believe the last real case he had was when the doctor amputated the wrong leg on his patient. Months ago

  • @danielpeters1834
    @danielpeters1834 6 місяців тому +19

    The issue is that identifying as a non-human is getting normalised.

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 6 місяців тому +2

      All thanks to the LGBTQ!

    • @interiot2
      @interiot2 6 місяців тому

      Is it? There's no evidence this is happening. In this case, Judge James Porter (played by actor Verne Alexandre) and Mango Park are both purely fictional.

    • @DraculHemming
      @DraculHemming Місяць тому

      Yeah, didn't we have a complaint in the news before about a school not providing a litter box for someone who identified as a cat?

    • @kaismithfan9007
      @kaismithfan9007 Місяць тому

      ​@DraculHemming yeah it was untrue...... I'm gay but still human

  • @VasusRohos
    @VasusRohos 6 місяців тому +10

    Judge...
    I hear gunshot at my apartment now! I don't know what's going on!

  • @lynnejohnston8922
    @lynnejohnston8922 6 місяців тому +4

    A bit of crazy horses 🐎 in the courtroom at the end 😂he definitely is a wild Stallion ..

  • @Philly_Driver
    @Philly_Driver 6 місяців тому +17

    these have to be parody cases. ain't no way this is real.

    • @TheGamersGrotto
      @TheGamersGrotto 2 місяці тому +3

      They are.. The judge is played be a comedian named Verne Alexandre.. The series is meant to parody other court shows and is meant to be a comedy..

  • @pennyford1358
    @pennyford1358 6 місяців тому +5

    Let's say this was real. What happens when someone dresses up just like him and commits a crime? Guess who they go after? The wrong person

  • @adamscholl8136
    @adamscholl8136 6 місяців тому +18

    Another bogus case in Judge Porter’s courtroom! It was so dumbfounding!

  • @jasonle5698
    @jasonle5698 6 місяців тому +11

    This case is horseshit!

  • @dougmccutcheon7906
    @dougmccutcheon7906 6 місяців тому +3

    I love all the horse-related references: “I know you’re saddled with…”😂

  • @xALQKas
    @xALQKas 6 місяців тому +6

    Imagine going to court and seeing a dude who identifies as a horse, I would be laughing so hard

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 6 місяців тому

      Imagine going to court and seeing a dude who identifies as trans, lesbian, AND at the same time a cat, I would be laughing TWICE as hard.

  • @anthonyleon7590
    @anthonyleon7590 6 місяців тому +9

    O...K... I don't know what to say about this except this: The man with the horse costume, crazy! He's totally out of control and even trying to assault the judge. That's a big No-No! Maybe I can understand him feeling upset with his claim of being discriminated and the horse jokes, but nobody, I mean, NOBODY put one finger on our honorable Judge Porter like that. No one, I say! Totally unacceptable!

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 6 місяців тому

      Not to mention that transgender women surely commit crimes in the women's restroom as well!

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 6 місяців тому

      And no man should enter the women's restroom all because he is transgender -- gender separations in bathrooms mean a lot more than this...

  • @Rebornation0712
    @Rebornation0712 2 місяці тому +3

    This is so comparable to the gender debate! I agree with with the judge, legal and official paperwork should reflect REALITY not fantasy or delusion! It is the same thing. Humans are horses, horses are not humans, just like men are NOT women and women are NOT men!

  • @caveman57ful
    @caveman57ful 6 місяців тому +8

    That guy needs to quit horsing around Edward j. Stallion, you need to stop horsing around

    • @danaabel1049
      @danaabel1049 3 місяці тому +1

      @@caveman57ful Yeah, I know. If he really wants to horse around, he should get a job on a "merry-go-round"!!!

  • @BruceGordonGamer
    @BruceGordonGamer 2 місяці тому +2

    I laughed till my throat Was ... HORSE 💀💀💀

  • @stevensutherland4718
    @stevensutherland4718 6 місяців тому +6

    Nice job judge porter I will keep supporting you in soul snack and here to❤😊 keep it up and that horse was acting wild

  • @SlotstheMetaphysicalwa
    @SlotstheMetaphysicalwa 6 місяців тому +2

    The horse actor really got into it in the end tho😮😮😮😅😅😅

  • @VasusRohos
    @VasusRohos 6 місяців тому +10

    2:01 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, Judge Porter!

  • @Shooting-gallery223
    @Shooting-gallery223 6 місяців тому +2

    I wish judge Judy had these cases 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dennisjs
    @dennisjs 6 місяців тому +5

    Mr Stallion, it would behoove you…lol

  • @mzvetta9601
    @mzvetta9601 6 місяців тому +10

    He Identifies As A “Horse,” That Man Is Cray-Cray😅😅

  • @g.w.hampton5525
    @g.w.hampton5525 5 місяців тому +5

    When I was a little girl I would gallop around the barn and fields pretending I was a horse lol And ya know, male horses are literally hung like a mule.. I think this guy prolly falls a little short lol

    • @gachagoddesskim7630
      @gachagoddesskim7630 6 днів тому

      Well your a child back then imagining yourself as an animal but using it as a way to identify hehe yeah this is a problem

  • @candyvanschalkwyk9450
    @candyvanschalkwyk9450 Місяць тому

    I love how he can keep a straight face
    I would be laughing non stop till he ran out crying. 😂

  • @VasusRohos
    @VasusRohos 6 місяців тому +4

    Jerome the bailiff has returned, and now Jeff is having a day off, that's just great. I'm not angry, not at all!

  • @kilika234
    @kilika234 6 місяців тому +1

    OMG is this for real??? I was laughing so much. I was surprised that the judge didn't laugh at all. I would have a hard time keeping a straight face. lol

  • @nadinefolkes3166
    @nadinefolkes3166 3 місяці тому +3

    Can't beleave they let him in the court room dress like that it's crazy😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @breaubat
    @breaubat 5 місяців тому +5

    however, 1. if he is horse, he can´t get drivers license. horses not allowed to drive.
    2. he is no horse, than he is mentally on a wrong way and should not be allowed to drive.
    so: no license. period.

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 2 місяці тому

      And because of that:
      1. Transgender feline furries shouldn't be allowed to drive, as cats are not allowed to drive!
      2. He is no cat, so he is mentally on the wrong way and shouldn't be allowed to drive!
      So, no license, period!
      P.S. There has been said that women are worse at driving compared to men, and if a man becomes a woman, he would be giving up some of his driving abilities!!!

  • @iatdtv4996
    @iatdtv4996 2 місяці тому +3

    When asked if "this is a joke?" He should of said nay.

  • @Dogs_Sanctuary_Rehabilitation
    @Dogs_Sanctuary_Rehabilitation 3 місяці тому +1

    You are a brilliant human and top professional! Bravo!

  • @alejandrofigueroa2431
    @alejandrofigueroa2431 6 місяців тому +7

    And I thought the Robert Medina case was absurd, but Edwin Stallion dressed as a horse takes the cake.

    • @johnrobinsoniii4028
      @johnrobinsoniii4028 6 місяців тому

      He’s NO “Mr. ED” THAT’S for sure!

    • @alejandrofigueroa2431
      @alejandrofigueroa2431 6 місяців тому

      @@johnrobinsoniii4028 True that. Edward D. Stallion makes Robert Medina look more classy.

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 6 місяців тому

      And transgender women dressed as cats take the largest cake of all time -- a 10-layer coronation cake used when Louis XVI was crowned king of France -- no wonder why the French Revolution had, "Let them eat cake!"

  • @JamesDaniels-s3s
    @JamesDaniels-s3s Місяць тому

    I like all the horse jokes that judge / captain Porter is saying because they are all extremely hilarious

  • @ujimajame4601
    @ujimajame4601 6 місяців тому +6

    I was waiting for him to say "I am Mr. Ed"!

    • @danaabel1049
      @danaabel1049 3 місяці тому +1

      (Sings) "A horse is a horse, of course, of course..." 😅😅😅

    • @danaabel1049
      @danaabel1049 3 місяці тому

      @@ujimajame4601 (Mr. Ed's Voice) "Yes, Wilbur!!!!"

  • @deitracameron9775
    @deitracameron9775 2 місяці тому +1

    And where's His Attorney Mr. Ed at???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @philipaziz4688
    @philipaziz4688 3 місяці тому +4

    Only in America. This is better than Saturday Night Live.

    • @DestineeR0225
      @DestineeR0225 3 місяці тому

      😂😂 its a skit i wouldnt be surprise if this happen

    • @fingers0750
      @fingers0750 2 місяці тому

      I'm now wondering does this bs go on here in the Uk I hope it don't spread over here our youth is fucked up enough as it is lol

  • @TroyMorrOfficial
    @TroyMorrOfficial 6 місяців тому +2

    Horse entered the courtroom I repeat Horse entered the courtroom

  • @jamikamaxwell3395
    @jamikamaxwell3395 6 місяців тому +4

    First a Karen throw a shoe and now a horse trying to hurt judge porter are so crazy they need help

  • @jeahavvalentin980
    @jeahavvalentin980 6 місяців тому +2

    That was quite comical right there 😂🤣

  • @djmainexe
    @djmainexe 6 місяців тому +4

    This feel like a episode of bojack the horseman😂

  • @vinetous
    @vinetous 2 місяці тому +2

    How the Judge accept circus in the court room ???

  • @malgorzatamyrzha7598
    @malgorzatamyrzha7598 4 місяці тому +1

    Wow. I'm speechless. This man needs a really good mental health evaluation. 😢

  • @cyndedawson3129
    @cyndedawson3129 4 місяці тому +2

    Why would you allow this person in the court!!!! ???? 😮🙃 Smh......

  • @claytonlee
    @claytonlee 6 місяців тому +6

    That guy is NUTZ thinking he's a horse !!!!

    • @mzvetta9601
      @mzvetta9601 6 місяців тому

      I Know Right!!! Rather Comical Show😅

  • @robincoralluzzo3291
    @robincoralluzzo3291 День тому

    This should be used as a teaching tool for skit comedies. best ever. better than any SNL ever presented.👍😁❤️

  • @delontamoorejr2002
    @delontamoorejr2002 6 місяців тому +5

    He almost assaulted him as a horse.No one does that judge porter like that

    • @BettyGone
      @BettyGone 6 місяців тому +3

      Mr Stallion should spend time in jail for attacking the judge.

    • @delontamoorejr2002
      @delontamoorejr2002 6 місяців тому +2

      @@BettyGone I agree with you

    • @delontamoorejr2002
      @delontamoorejr2002 6 місяців тому +1

      @@BettyGone No one's assault a judge If they tried to do that then they can go to jail

    • @francinequeeniciahairston2352
      @francinequeeniciahairston2352 6 місяців тому +1

      Human beings identified as something else be it thing or gender is a jab at one's mental health

    • @VasusRohos
      @VasusRohos 6 місяців тому +1

      This is the second time to happen! This is what happens when you mess with Judge Porter!

  • @elizabethosomo
    @elizabethosomo 6 місяців тому +1

    The judge should have asked him to speak horse language as opposed to human language 😂😂😂

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 6 місяців тому +6

    This dude obviously escaped from the local mental institution

    • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
      @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn 6 місяців тому

      Same with any transgender woman, especially the feline furries.