2:57 JASON: I might steal this woman's bag, she look like she not paying attention. DAVID: She's paying attention. JASON: I didn't say anything. WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT?
Imagine walking down the street with your mom and David and Jason are out with Carmelita. I wouldn't be able to ask for a photo because my mom would freak lol
David is the kind of youtuber who doesn't want to waste your time on 20min+ vlogs, instead he posts 4:20 (idk why its always 4:20 tho) of extremely good content... bravo
I love watching David and Jason in Davids vlogs and then listening to them on their podcast. Its so cool to get to see two totally different sides of them and both are genuine and funny.
"That's not Alex, that's my guard dog" "That's a dog?" "He's from Bulgaria, they build him like that. He's a weird mix between Pitbull and Human" What? 😂
I miss vlogs like this seeing David and Alex together like the were when I started watching these videos a year and a half ago I miss the humour that made me fall in love with them instantly 😂
"BOY YOU GOT SIX TOES, GET YO' UGLY ASS OUTTA HERE" I. Fucking. Died. These vlogs just get more and more hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lissa you guys will all get through it, just try to keep a positive mindset and keep pushing. If you out out positive vibes, the world gives you positive things
this is one of the best vlogs in a long time because it has the old vlog style alex bits in it. nice change from table breaking over and over haha
Exactly, I didn't laught like that in a while on his videos.
josie lynn. true, I missed seeing Alex in his vlogs
Best Vlog in months! David's vlogs were becoming too try hard and weren't natural anymore.
agreed! but i will never get sick of alex breaking the tables❤️😂
juli peters IKR SAME
"did you lose a bet?"
"yes i am the best thank you!"
HAHAHAH
I uploaded my first video ever yesterday! Please check it out!
Please don't self-promote
Noora Alshemsi fuck off
that girl looked like she was on crack
Pinka Angela ikr 😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:57
JASON: I might steal this woman's bag, she look like she not paying attention.
DAVID: She's paying attention.
JASON: I didn't say anything. WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT?
That thumbnail tho. It's looks like trisha
Kim Taehyung Bulletproof I thought it was
😂
We are bulletproof.
Army
Foreshadowing
Stranger: Did you lose a bet?
Carmelita: Yes, I am tha best!!
I’m dead 😂
What the fuck
I thought this was an old vlog, cause there was so much Alex in it
Natasha Estrada me too!!!!
Natasha Estrada I LOVE IT
Natasha Estrada tru but David probs saw all the alex Stan comments
yeah that bit was his old vlog style and i fucking love it
SAME !
ah this was a great vlog, reminded me of the good old days of seeing loads of alex :)
Layla aww i know right i miss seeing a lot of alex
WHY DIES CARMALINA SOUND LIKE DR.DOOFENSCHMIRTZ
Jenna Annis *chokes on water*
OHMYGOR
🤣
I'm the 666th like 😂
That sounds so familiar to me, thanks 😂😂😂
I automatically thought it was jason in the thumbnail lol
Dominic Ciccarelli same 😂😂
Dominic Ciccarelli daddy omg
same
Dominic Ciccarelli same
Dominic Ciccarelli same!
I think this is one of the best vlogs so simple but I laughed all the way through 😂
Imagine walking down the street with your mom and David and Jason are out with Carmelita. I wouldn't be able to ask for a photo because my mom would freak lol
Mariama Sidibe I was just thinking the same thing
Mariama Sidibe and make you take a photo with them for her
especially if you are brown
But... Jason is Carmelita...
David is the kind of youtuber who doesn't want to waste your time on 20min+ vlogs, instead he posts 4:20 (idk why its always 4:20 tho) of extremely good content... bravo
Ajdin Skulj 4:20 blaze it
Ajdin Skulj I'm pretty sure it stands for April 20 😂 weed day
Ajdin Skulj 420 blaze it yoooo (april 20th)
Ajdin Skulj i literally just posted a comment like this lmao 😂
Ajdin Skulj omg all his video are 4:21
I like how Jason doesn't give a shit at what ppl think about him:))
because he's like 85
Ibrahim Farid XD
hes like 45 not 85 come on dude
well actually 44 to be exact
Trevor Mcquaine
That's a *hard* 44 though. Jezuz. 😂
Woman: "Did you lose a bet?"
Carmelita: "Yes, I am the best! Thank you!"
Me: 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
ashley cortes I though it was "did you lose a vest" 😂
ashley cortes I thought it was do you need a bag 😂😂
ashley cortes I aspire to have her level of confidence
I
jason is the funniest human ever. he deserves the success he's gotten recently.
ALEX WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPOT IN MY HEART
im so glad alex is back in the vlogs i was starting to miss him like for more alex
The scariest part is Carmelita is not the weirdest or grossest thing I have every seen down Hollywood blvd
Cambria Cobra WHY IS THAT SO TRUE
Lol
Cambria Cobra if she isn't then what is ?😂
Potato Lover trust me go down Hollywood blvd and see for your self
Potato Lover there's sooooo many cracked out people that look worse than carmalita lol you would think carmalita is normal compared to them
The girls at the end were so cute!!
This looks like one of the old vlogs I love it
David: "is Alex cute in person"
Girl: "yeah!"
David: "would you date him?"
Girl: "um, no"
😂
I'M VOLUNTEER 😂
rachael doby 😂😂 i almost choked on my skittle while she said that 😂😂
iiMrs Tesfaye Chock On The Rainbow
1:20 i see them Dolans on the screen 👀💜
Katelyn Dolan I was screaming 😂
samee
😭😭❤❤
OMG I was like looking through the comments to see if anyone else noticed it 🙌😂😂
Yasssssssss my boysssss
"what is a youtuber?"
"They're like actors except more... Legit"
IM WHEEZING
Oh shit carmelita and Jason have matching tattoos. How cute
Hailey Silver Conspiracy theory: Jason and Carmelita are dating
Hailey Silver yeah, Jason is dating him self
i think carmelita's merch is what legit everyone has been waiting for
Put David in the vids more often!
No, there's too much David.
Galaxy Unicorn There was to much Scotty in the vlogs.
yeah that mtv bit was hilarious! david should in the camera more often
Lady Pegasus Games pfffft wtf. I don't watch his vlogs for David. I watch it for more alex.
Yes more David !
"She look like she not paying attention"
"She's paying attention"
"I didn't say anything"
Best. Carmelita. Shit. I've seen so far💀.
Bianca Genius u mean skit
Bianca Genius I
suga,ily army ❤
Every Carmelita says is fucking gold 😂 good fucking shit Jason
Carmelita merch!!!!!!!!!!!!!❤️❤️😭❤️❤️
fablist101 YASSSS
I'm actually from Bulgaria and the dogs are exactly like that but way fatter 😂😂😂
Same gurl
That’s so true
yes omg
Колко българи гледаме David Dobrik😂
Frr 😂🤣
I love watching David and Jason in Davids vlogs and then listening to them on their podcast. Its so cool to get to see two totally different sides of them and both are genuine and funny.
they have a kian and jc cut out and kian hates jason😂😂
fr 😂💀
Elizabeth Mendoza why does he ??😂
Borderlinecage he said it in a video 😂
Emily M which one goddamn
which vid tho
"That's not Alex, that's my guard dog"
"That's a dog?"
"He's from Bulgaria, they build him like that. He's a weird mix between Pitbull and Human"
What? 😂
Elizabeth Adams I was dying at that part😂
I'm from Bulgaria, i can relate
Elizabeth Adams as a bulgarian i can confirm
I'm from Bulgaria as well I died at that part 😂😂
We really want more Alex...this blog gives back memories! He’s my favorite person in the vlogs..!!
everyone's talking about the dolan twins on the TV but no ones talking about the fact that david has kian and jc cutouts 😂
IKR
well he met the love off his life at a jian and kc Party
Just listened to all of your podcasts. They're so awesome! If you can, definitely upload more than one a week.
I'm so happy Alex is starting to be in the vlogs more
not gonna lie when this vlog was first posted I thought the carmelita merch was tana's mugshot
Tori Mcallister I love your profile pic
I need the full song of what Jason (Carmelita) was singing at 2:16 immediately! 😂
This was one of the few times David actually did a bit for his own vlog lol
It was pretty good tho ;)
You must be new because the joke about alex being a dog has been in the vlogs since day one
Cayla Cruse We all knew that. I think what she meant is David was acting well.
She literally said she thinks this is the first time David did a bit for the vlogs? and I told her its not? of course David was acting well
1:55 David 😂 That's like the first time in YEARS he's sweared in a vlog well, I've not heard him in that long 😂👍🏻
1:22 there watching the Dolan twins lol🤣
*Carmalita for president 2020*
Edit: remember guys to eat your veg.
Matthew Morrin 100%
Matthew Morrin I will pray to god
average savage and a law that you can have multiple wives and husbands
Alicia Soriano don't pray. VOTE!
[ARMY] Noona 110%*
1:21
kobi xshae thank you
kobi xshae I love u lol
kobi xshae right!!!
kobi xshae HOLY CRAP THEY WATCH THE DOLAN TWINS
Chloe W thats what i was thinking i saw that and was like "wow hold up replay... oh ethan has his shirt up wait nevermind david watches the twins😱😵"
Ratchet blonde wig? 100% Jason
Zoe Clark Vlogs exactly what I thought when I saw the thumbnail lol
Ronald Jackson same
Vape nation
Zoe Clark Vlogs papa bless
Ronald Jackson appreciate ya
Aww Alex’s smile when they said he was cute was adorable
you better be paying jason 50%, he's the life of these vlogs and the shit you make him do...
agreed
It's free publicity for him, can you imagine how shitty his channel would be doing if he wasn't in davids vlogs
Dylan Dougherty he is way more talented than David, David has Lady luck with him not talent...
Si An The subs don't lie 🤥
rALLY SI AN stfu
when alex is in the intro, you know it's about to be a good video
"What's up bitches" my nigga David a savage
Valdemar Vera ooooooooooooo you said the n word im telling!
Valdemar Vera If you are white yourself, I swear to God
Hrefna Runarsdottir no I'm not Caucasian
Why is the villain from Harry Potter calling people the N-word?
Kevin AP7 lol where do you see the letters Os in my name
I miss vlogs like this seeing David and Alex together like the were when I started watching these videos a year and a half ago I miss the humour that made me fall in love with them instantly 😂
Can you post a vid of bloopers&outtakes from your vlogs?
Yo david you gotta do something great for your 300th vlog like zane and A LONGER VIDEOOOO pls like this or tweet him wo he can seeee👌🏾🙂
zane's vlog are complete shit
Yay that will never happen
"My sister's gay, it's cool. IM NOT." Lmao poor Jason.
Then tries to kiss David. Hahaha
it's too bad that he doesnt think he's cool.
This one is a really good one!!!!! More of this !!!!!!!!! David more of this !!!!!
who else thought it was weird to see somebody recording David??
U did
Totally crazy man.😀.
Totally crazy man.😀.
me
"Let me get my hat"
"is alex cute in person"
me: HE IS CUTE ALL THE DAMN TIME WHAT QUESTION EVEN IS THAT
Isabella Miller SAME OMG 😍
Isabella Miller IKKK RIGHT
You have the best podcast
Alex sitting in the bushes looking at people 4 ft away lol this is sam in my vlog 😂
Dude you dont have any videos
THE FIRST THING I NOTICED WAS THE DOLAN TWINS ON THE TV! SHOUTOUT TO MY BROMIEOMIES EVERYWHERE YOOOOO
Ally Martin YASSSSS BISH YASSSS MY HUSBANDS
Ally Martin same omg
Ally Martin AYYYYE
Ally Martin I had to pause and rewind😂😍😍
Ally Martin ayeeeee
I just realized something
Carmelita and Jason look a lot alike
Are they siblings
Nicoline Chabert hmm, must be that sister Jason mentioned in the vlog
Nicoline Chabert they are twins
No, Carmelita is a character played by Jason. She's fake.
(Lol yes i know that was sarcasm)
"BOY YOU GOT SIX TOES, GET YO' UGLY ASS OUTTA HERE"
I. Fucking. Died.
These vlogs just get more and more hilarious!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro, i died on "your arms are all fucked up" .
Keat
We *all* died thanks to this freaking vlog, dude 😂😂😂😂
Anybody else wish Carmelita had her own tv show? I could literally watch her all the time and be completely content!
"Boi you got 6 toes getcho ugly ass out of here" 😩😂😂
"He's part snake and part tyrannosaurus" ~David D. 😂
Jamless Jimin army!
Who else agrees that David looks so amazing with that bandana?
1:21 they were watching dolan twins luv the vlog squad 💕💕💕💕
Carmelita & jet need to be set up on a blind date immediately! 😂
OMG YESS i hope David see your comment and talk with Lizzza of it! AND MAKE IT HAPPEN!
samantha freeman that would be amazing!
samantha freeman yeesssss
David would get too jealous 😂
Alex Zhang would he be jealous of carmelita or jet 🤔😂
1:21 HI ETHAN
1:21 THEY WERE WATCHING THE DOLAN TWINSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kanoe A. Im legit dying ryt now!!!
YASSS
Kanoe A. I seen that too and was laughing so hatd
BULGARIAAAA
Yasss
Дааа
hell yeah
Iya Shtereva yyyassssss
I KNWOWOOWOWWW
The "what's up bitches" had me dead 😂 I love David lmao
I ain't gay, but David look real good with that bandana
Small Paws dead💀😂
Small Paws mkay so ur bi .... U realize saying I ain't gay isn't making a difference.... Like...???
MOOD FAY SLAY n u don't realize that u be acting dumb. He's a straight guy who think David looks so hot in a bandana that it had to be said
These comments killllll me 😂😂😂😂😂
I ain't gay because I am a girl
Say what you want about Jason, but the dude has some serious balls
Balls? Everyone knows Carmelita has a pussy
RandomizedGuy Im pretty sure it's both
Just watched the entire video, and only just realised that my phone was connected to the family tv.
My mums concerned. Very concerned.
Ruby Loo omg hahahaha im dead
Holy shit. That's like my biggest fear.
I really wanna hit like but it's at 69😂
Yay I'm glad Alex is back in the vlogs again
sees title. "this will change her life forever."
me: did dom give another girl chlamydia.
1:21 did anyone else see the Dolan twins playing in the background 😂
I literally paused the video and looked thru the comments to see if anyone else noticed that too 😂
Ana Lugo I did and I was like WAIT WHAT!? Scrolling down in comments to see if anyone saw them and I'm here dying 😂😂
Ana Lugo oh ya dom is a big fan
Yas I wanted to see if anybody else notice
me
congrats for 4 million !!!!! love ur volges
My depression has been awful lately and I've been having really dark thoughts, you're videos make me feel better for a little bit thank you so much.
Lissa I have never related to anything more cuz I have depression and I always get so happy when David posts best 4 minutes of my day
Lissa "the pain that you've been feeling can't compare to the joy that's coming" romans 8:18 - hope this helps
Lissa same 😞
Lissa you guys will all get through it, just try to keep a positive mindset and keep pushing. If you out out positive vibes, the world gives you positive things
*hugs* you're beautiful
I love when David is in front of the camera
#MORELIZA
She's busy filming her tv show
...I thought you said #Mozzarella
my fat ass did too
My favorite vlog of David's 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Why does this remind me of his old vlogs?? Ahhhh back when no one knew who tf he was and I had him all to myself..the good days
Not Cory Ochoa its like back when there was a bunch of alex
thenoobzar ugh 😫😭
Anyone else notice David was watching the Dolan Twins at 1:21?😂❤️
Hannah Ferrell yeah
Could just see Jason's kids on a class trip, seeing Jason like that 😂😂😂😂
I love your bunny so much 🐰❤️
IM GONNA BUY SOME KARMALITA MERCH!!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MONENT!! 😄😄😅😆😆😀
1:21 PEEP THE DOLAN TWINS LMAO
Omg yes I just noticed
I want the Carmelita phone case sm!!!!!!
I love when I'm not watching davids vlogs in a while and there's just 5 videos there waiting juSt FoR mE
Omg they're watching the dolan twins😂😂😂 1:21
WE DEMAND MORE ALEX
These vlogs change my life forever, every.single.one
0:40 got me mad weak!!!!😂😂😂😂
so happy alex is in the vlogs more and more :')
Who else immediately knew that it was Carmelita in the thumbnail?? 😂😂
Amanda That fake blond hair can only be her😂😂
Wow! David hasn't cursed in his OWN videos in a long while.
Yay! More David and Carmelita!
I love carmelita