My power of video editing grows :) Anyhow, I'm back! Sorta? I still have another project to finish up before I get back to my regular content flow! It's been taking me quite a while! (Also I REALLY need to make that one Cookiedroid video, I happened to have a lot to do but I promise I'll make that sometime!)
I've been having a crummy day, being really really sick but this, just made me laugh so hard, this is the peak of comedy, Pizza Cookie openly admitting to running cookies over and the fact that Pomegranate doesn't pay bills tax evader like Yoshi- me saying this is probably gonna make anyone who understands feel real old huh?
" guess thats the healthcare system for ya! **cough** " and pomegranate is a dark enchantress simp lol and also licorice was trying to kill pomegranate
Licorice cookie: well guess thats the health care system for ya *cough* Doctor bones: !!! Licorice: Oh god- Probably one of the best cutscenes that was made lol
found this meme on reddit Mr.Bones Cookie *thing*: W-Wait!! Not sleeping is not healthy!!! Pizza, Almond, Espresso: *YOU'LL NEVER CATCH US ALIVEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!*
Oh ye! That reminded me of that one scene in Cookie run Kingdom: Gingerbrave: Errr… I’m too hungry… and dry…. Wizard: Yeah, me too. Gingerbrave: *sniffs wizard* Wizard: (His character blushed) Also wizard: H-hey, that makes me uncomfortable! I CRINGED SO HARD AT THE SCENE
God- I feel bad for Pizza Cookie and Licorice Cookie- Licorice Cookie just coughed once- and now Dr Bones Cookie is definitely going to go crazy (I found it funny how funny Dr Bones Cookie is- even if he’s a doctor, he still makes me laugh my face off-)
Licorice panicking implies that in the cookie world doctors can give you a checkup for something as simple as a cough without your consent then charge you ridiculous amounts for it.
My power of video editing grows :)
Anyhow, I'm back! Sorta? I still have another project to finish up before I get back to my regular content flow! It's been taking me quite a while!
(Also I REALLY need to make that one Cookiedroid video, I happened to have a lot to do but I promise I'll make that sometime!)
Yes
Welcome back
haven’t watched the video yet, but I can tell its gonna be great
Sup
K
“Guess that’s the health system for ya! *coughs*”
-Liquorice cookie, 2022
Famous last words
Rest in peace, you will be dearly missed
HES G0T CORONA VIRUS
"OH GOD NO!"
:)
I love how licorice just let pomegranate get hit by a car-
She would (and should) do the same.✌🏼 😔
as he should 💅🏼
@@veri_cherri8521 I know right 💅
I let her get hit because I hate her :)
Undoubtedly. 💅
Pizza running over pomegranate with that silly fun tune gets me
i thought dr bones cookie ran her over?
they both ran her over
fr
To be honest she deserved it
Literal Mario kart
So that’s why pizza cookie was running from dr bones, she didn’t want to spend all of her money on medical bills
Because she needs to buy to go to school 😭😂
Makes sense hhh
@@mulchmulchmulchmulch53 student debt am i right?
@@ovol5395 extremely right
@@wandabunny8199 I’m pretty sure pizza cookie is a girl
"On second thought, just stand right there."
Most famous words.
Edit: *WOAH I WASN'T EXPECTING TO GET THIS MUCH LIKES-*
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Licorice being genuinely concerned is the best part of this video
Ikr
I just imagine Dark Choco laughing his heart out in the distance
He would
he would truly smile (for the like, first time in years /hj)
imagine poison mushroom cookie is there too yelling from the distance "POMEGRANATE COOKIE! LICORICE COOKIE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
@@broncored "pommy grammy no! waaa
@@jardsboyfriendandhusbamd I read pommy grandma help
Someone has to diagnose Pomegranate with "Dark Simp Syndrome"
(Also Idk why, but I love the detail with Onion Cookie. Awesome video. 💛.)
The entire fandom already diagnosed her.
Lol
Hahahah yes true April fool's pomegranate design tells this in perfect condition.
and Licorice
@@Autokendo17 Why Licorice?
Dark Enchantress ends up having to use half their cults budget on Licorice and Pomegranates medical bills.
And then she notices me stalking her out the window
She took all my money..
Alternate title: Pizza cookie commits vehicular manslaughter
months later she goes to trial for manslaughter and is found guilty, and goes to jail for a while.
cookieslaughter*
@@moloyo_viewerxd6717 Same idea
#girlboss
SHES HERE GET THE POLICE ON HER
I feel like that's something that would happen in the Cookie Run universe outside of the games main story lmao. Love it.
pomegranate cookie slander is ok
Dark Choco Cookie agrees
Licorice Cookie agrees
yes pomegranate absolutely sucks.
@Pomegranate [Cookies of Sadness] I'm still friends with you :)
( but not ooc :) -)
If only this was an actual cutscene.. this is hilarious and it deserves to be one!
It is im pretty sure
@@DragDaFruit no Mole_Manic edited this to make it look like an actual cutscene!
Licorice Cookie: *coughs once*
Bones: OH GOOD HEAVENS, HE'S DYINGGGGGG!!!!!!
*Litteraly gets a mini heart attack*
@Depresso_Cookie_want to die **gets ran over cutely**
here’s your medical bill
@@hijklmnop682 it's one million dollars
Pizza Cookie now has a body count 👻
The priorities to paying off your loans 💀
I guess we could say shes doing god's work
@@molemaniac "Everything is legal as long as the cops aren't around :)"
~Stanley Pines
@@mochalatte8362 lol
@@mochalatte8362 "oh this ....this is beautiful"
- also Stanley Pines
The idea of Licorice Cookie letting her get injured is hilarious
It looks like Chili Pepper got another Bounty Competitor 😍🙌
Pomegranate: I will not be paying.
...
Pizza Cookie: *time to rev up the car again.*
The "WATCH OUT FOR THAT CHILD!!!!" line absolutely took me out 😭😭
The fact that they would all 100% canonly do this makes it funnier.
Pomegranate Cookie: *lies on the hospital bed*
Kira Yoshikage, who got ran over by an ambulance: *First time?*
The skeleton will suffer dearly for it, that is for sure.
◇•Pomegranate Cookie•◇ How the heck are you alive?!? I thought you were dead!
did he just double hit Pomegranate with his van🤣🤣🤣
someone runs over pomegranate, she will not pay medical bills so she gets run over again and Licore its about to get rekt
Great story
"POMEGRANATE COO- On second thought, just stand right there"
Would it just be me or has pizza cookie become more of one of my favourites-favourites--
Same here
JOIN THE PIZZA CULT
I HC Licorice and Dr. Bones being friends. Thanks for the idea!
LMAO 1:17 licorice you're so EVIL LMFAO
Well, YEAH! He's from the dark side. Lol
But she deserved it. And she is here.
I love how there was no car crash when onion cookie was there a good depiction of the fact she's a ghost
1:54 did he just run her over XDXD I love these two
I hope he did
I think he did-
Pomegranate was ran over by car 2 times in a row and still alive-
“They die all the time!”-Pizza cookie 2022
Pomegranate: "I anit paying for this med bill!"
Dr.Bones: "Very well, then."
(Gives Pizza Cookie 'the look')
Pizza: "I'm on it, boss!"
*Runs her over*
How to kill someone without actually killing them:
@@umbrahsmashrook7442 *BIG BRAIN MOMENT*
Ma'am, stop right there that's a hit 'n' run
*Reverse Hospitalization :)*
My kingdom building their grave:
Just realized when Dr. Bones Cookie once said "Oh my god"
Licorice and dr bones really did the parent thingy
Licorice: cough
Dr bones: *gasp in bones*
I've been having a crummy day, being really really sick but this, just made me laugh so hard, this is the peak of comedy, Pizza Cookie openly admitting to running cookies over and the fact that Pomegranate doesn't pay bills
tax evader like Yoshi- me saying this is probably gonna make anyone who understands feel real old huh?
Dr Bones is the pinnacle of what the American health care aspires to be
Who else thinks this scene is awfully awkward but cool because of the music and the plot to it 😂😂
I love the joke with onion cookie "what child"
2:06-the thing which is surprising me the most is from what moment did Licorice cookie start to believe in god?
Dr bones: here’s your medical bill
Pomegranate:…
I will not be paying for this
This is why Licorice Cookie is my favorite cookie...of all time!
Pizza injured Pomegranate
She's my fav now lol
i skipped the whole event cutscenes and i thought this was legit in game for some seconds xd
For a doctor who knows what's best for the cookies to stay healthy, Dr. Bones never stop his career.
Licorice cookie has now sided with pizza cookie
One's in debt to college
The other to the hospital
1:53 ah yes the truck kun incident came to cookie run.
Pizza cookie :WHAT CHILD?!
“Here’s your medical bill!”
..” *I will not be paying for this* ”
Pizza Cookie is gonna need a lawyer, but how is she able to hire one if she still has all those loans?
" guess thats the healthcare system for ya! **cough** "
and pomegranate is a dark enchantress simp lol
and also licorice was trying to kill pomegranate
i mean she dosent wanna pay the hospital bills just imagine how expensive it would be
Pomegranate cookie:I WILL COMIT MEDICAL BILL FRaud
IM CACKLING, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I LOVE LICORICE AND POMEGRANATE AND THIS ENITRE THING IS SO SILLY
“what child?”
“wait what”
A moment before the incident
A pizza deliverer and a doctor have a chase
They almost run over some bad guys,a child,a zombie
Licorice cookie: well guess thats the health care system for ya *cough*
Doctor bones: !!!
Licorice: Oh god-
Probably one of the best cutscenes that was made lol
I love your videos, you are the ultimate Cookie Run UA-camr :D
"I will not be paying for this"
- Pomegranate Cookie, 2022
>licorice implies the existence of a god in the cookie world
I thought she was gonna run over onion (killing her for a second time). 💀
You could call it crushing, technically? So if it would've happened, I guess she's going out a second time, in the same way!!
Fun fact licorice onced destroyed a Naked Jesus on a cross statue bc he was scared
Source?
"What? They die all the time."
Has to be the best line ever.
legend has it that pizza cookie is still running over more cookies.
Alt title: pizza cookie not giving a sh-t for the people in the road for 2 minutes straight
Welp, thats a way to stop dark enchantress plans
Now we just have to run over the others
Pizza Cookie Kills every cookie that come on her way, and at the same time being chased by Sand Undertale doctor edition.
Saturated Joke, i know.
Sand Undertale doctor edition i-
@@espresso8119 ua-cam.com/video/BvGiT1BMrrY/v-deo.html
/lh
Ah yes, my favorite cookie in cookie run ovenbreak:
Sand undertale doctor edition
Licorice Cookie:On second thought , just stand right there
Me:I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST-
i know this is not canon but i will 100% accept it as such
definitely a normal cutscene
Pizza Cookie Commits Vechicular Manslaughter for 2 Minutes: The Movie
that's basically how the usa's healthcare system works
I LOVE THIS
THIS IS GOING ON MY "FAVORITE VIDEOS" PLAYLIST
Just stand there
i respect my local papa johns better ingredients better pizza delivery guy run over pomegrante cookie.
found this meme on reddit
Mr.Bones Cookie *thing*: W-Wait!! Not sleeping is not healthy!!!
Pizza, Almond, Espresso: *YOU'LL NEVER CATCH US ALIVEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!*
It's funny how Pizza and Espresso originate both from Italy and they share a thing in common which is having Insomnia.
I wonder what happens if it's the other way around like Dozer. He seems to sleep more than he should.
PIZZA COOKIE, *THANK YOU* FOR RUNNING OVER POMEGRANATE COOKIE.
Yes
I’m not sure what the second crash was but i guess he decided to hit pomegranate again on purpose this time.
rest in inner peace, Pomegranate 🙏
you'll be missed. My condolences
pomegranate cookie deserves it all
I'm doing perfectly fine, the so-called 'doctor' will suffer for his remorse.
@@pomegranatecookie8806 bro 💀
◇•Pomegranate Cookie•◇ I found you again… You know what happens now.
@@UnknownWhispers401 well... IM NOT SHARING MY SLIPPER ITS FOR THE PERSON WHO THREW A FROZEN COKE AT ME IN THE MCDONALDS PLAY PLACE!
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED AND WEEZED THIS LONG BEFOR JELP
Love it how the Dr mentions onion and Pizza can't see them because they're a ghost(basically dead) LOL
Oh ye! That reminded me of that one scene in Cookie run Kingdom:
Gingerbrave:
Errr… I’m too hungry… and dry….
Wizard:
Yeah, me too.
Gingerbrave:
*sniffs wizard*
Wizard:
(His character blushed)
Also wizard:
H-hey, that makes me uncomfortable!
I CRINGED SO HARD AT THE SCENE
I know some people blush when uncomfortable or embarrassed. Maybe this was the case for wizard cookie
This is a TOTALLY A normal cutseme
I have never seen anything more beautiful than this come from the Cookie Run community, lmao
“what are you going to do about it, skeleton?”
*runs her over again*
are we meant to imagine that each cookie hit by a car crumbles into pieces and dies or
Wait I thought only blackberry and ancients can see onion.....
HOLY MOLY CAN DR BONES COOKIE SEE ONION
DE won't be happy to hear the news about pom
Vehicular Manslaughter AND jokes about the American Healthcare system? man this is just like my birthday last year
This has to be my favorite of your videos lol
Licorice Cookie is savage,dude just let Pomegranate Cookie get flattened
God- I feel bad for Pizza Cookie and Licorice Cookie- Licorice Cookie just coughed once- and now Dr Bones Cookie is definitely going to go crazy
(I found it funny how funny Dr Bones Cookie is- even if he’s a doctor, he still makes me laugh my face off-)
Licorice panicking implies that in the cookie world doctors can give you a checkup for something as simple as a cough without your consent then charge you ridiculous amounts for it.
Nah someone needs to animate this, wtf is even going on this is too funny 🤣🤣🤣
the reason they couldn't see onion cookie was because there tires cut her into onion slices
If you listen closely.......
You can hear something........
Far off in the distance......
**Dark Choco literally dying from laughter**
Honestly with how hardly he smiles, you could probably hear a creaking noise as his facial muscles get to work from years of neglect 😂
@@molemaniac oh my GOD this video made me laugh enough and now i'm cry-laughing at this like dark choco would after his facial muscles rev up..
This is just too funny you just earned a sub :)
Licorice got the Cookievid-22 💀
Pizza lady and bone doctor commit vehicular manslaughter as the bone doctor attempts to make her pay the (very expensive) medical bill.
Again this sounds like a scene in an episode of a slice of life show about Pizza Cookie, the college student.
Yep... just your regular Monday..
tHiS is F I N E
If onion cookie was on the road and pizza cookie's bike went through her bc she's a ghost, did she realize that she is one?
i want to have this quirky music playing 24/7
Here you go! It's also Official!
ua-cam.com/video/0FzAPVH7VZU/v-deo.html
Pog
Licorice:*cough
Dr bones:*starts the mobile clinic with malicious intent