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  • Thomas Jefferson (Robert De Niro) meets his new slave, Sally Hemings (Maya Rudolph), and quickly becomes infatuated with her. His fellow statesmen (Jimmy Fallon, Chris Parnell) comment that he's known for only dating "black chicks." [Season 28, 2002]
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  • @dolomitefan1767
    @dolomitefan1767 6 років тому +3580

    Thomas: “What time do you get off work?”
    Sally: “Ummm never.”

    • @claudiadelaosa7125
      @claudiadelaosa7125 5 років тому +7

      Dolomite fan #1 dead!

    • @edbenti5007
      @edbenti5007 5 років тому +7

      What DNA testing exists proves that Thomas Jefferson did NOT father 6 of Sally Hemmings children . This skit is BS. There were 8 Jeffersons who could have fathered Hemmings children and the DNA testing proved that Thomas Woodson, one of her children, was NOT Jefferson's child.

    • @ohana-bordi
      @ohana-bordi 4 роки тому +80

      @@edbenti5007 it actually proves it, the evidence is there, it was a common practice at that time no need to be surprised.

    • @sensusfidelium9510
      @sensusfidelium9510 4 роки тому +8

      Réka Bordás-Simon I know this is long but informative read !
      Genetic DNA paternity testing requires the testing of a Y chromosome from a male descendant of the subject because the Y chromosome in males remains virtually unchanged from generation to generation.
      But Thomas Jefferson had no male descendant s from which to take a DNA sample. His only son had died at birth.
      Since Jefferson had no male descendants
      ,researchers chose to test the Y chromosome from the descendants of Field Jefferson, Thomas’s uncle.
      Researchers found that the configuration of the Y chromosome in the descendants of Field Jefferson- a general configuration common to the entire Jefferson family-was indeed present in the descendants of sally Hemings youngest child , Easton.
      Therefore on the basis of DNA testing the most that the researchers could conclusively say was that some Jefferson
      Male and there were 26 Jefferson males living in the area at the time!
      -Herbert Barger,the Jefferson family historian and genealogist who assisted in the DNA testing,explained:my study indicates to me that Thomas Jefferson was NOT the father of Easton or any other
      Himmings child. The DNA study... indicates that Randolph [Thomas’younger brother]is possibly the father of Easton and maybe the others...three of sally Hemings children,Harriet,Beverly,and Easton (the latter two not common names), were given names of the Randolph family.
      -the Scholars ‘ commission arrived at the same conclusion.significantly, that group had not been composed of Jefferson supporters ; in fact, several of the scholars had believed that Jefferson might be the father of hemings’children.
      But after a year investigating the evidence they all concluded that Randolph , Jefferson ‘s younger brother was indeed the most likely father,explaining:
      The circumstantial case that Easton Hemings was fathered by the president’s
      Younger brother is many times stronger than the case against the president himself.among the considerations which might point to Randolph are:
      -In”memoirs of a Monticello Slave” former slave Isaac Jefferson asserts that when Randolph Jefferson visited Monticello,he “used to come out among black people,and play fiddle and dance half the night...” in contrast, we have not
      A single account of Thomas Jefferson spending his nights socializing with the slaves in such a manner
      - we have Jefferson s letter inviting Randolph to come to Monticello shortly before Sally became pregnant with Easton. It was common for such visits to last for weeks!

    • @Kimmy29121
      @Kimmy29121 4 роки тому +6

      Really fucking funny

  • @omegablack7135
    @omegablack7135 6 років тому +1883

    Sally Hemings was actually Jefferson's wife's half-sister (they shared the same biological father).

    • @summerbabetoo
      @summerbabetoo 5 років тому +183

      Yep, Ole Nasty Massa

    • @Preservestlandry
      @Preservestlandry 5 років тому +313

      And she was 14, so there's that.

    • @katrinafox2750
      @katrinafox2750 5 років тому +6

      Yup

    • @sensusfidelium9510
      @sensusfidelium9510 5 років тому +8

      Truth's Ronin Thomas Jefferson did not father
      Thomas Woodson DNA results have proven he has no Jefferson DNA.
      That means all the books and made for TV shows about Jefferson and Hemmings
      In Paris are BS!
      Also they had a blue ribbon panel go over the evidence and they concluded Jefferson’s brother was the likely father of
      Hemings only other child linked by DNA to
      The Jefferson family
      Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings: The Search for Truth ...

    • @edbenti5007
      @edbenti5007 5 років тому +8

      B. Gaudin, the DNA evidence NEVER proved that the President fathered ANY of Hemmings' children. He had a younger brother who had 5 sons who were in their teens and early 20s when Hemmings had her children. Those other Jeffersons shared the President's DNA.

  • @representationmetaphorique
    @representationmetaphorique 4 роки тому +709

    The fact that Sally was an infant when Jefferson inherited her....

    • @bohemiansparrow
      @bohemiansparrow 4 роки тому +50

      @Levis. H actually men having sex with girls young enough to be their daughters was not as common place back then as people think. For example, on average women back then married in their late teens or early twenties. Among the lower classes in Virginia (where Jefferson lived), the average age of brides was 23, with grooms averaging 26; so you can see the average bride and groom were very close in age.

    • @TheRealCcE
      @TheRealCcE 4 роки тому +19

      Jefferson inherited sally from his father in law who shares DNA with his wife. Sally was groomed to be a sex slave.

    • @martingraham5879
      @martingraham5879 3 роки тому +29

      @Levis. H...because funny enough it's disgusting to actually own a human being and then take advantage of her while she's still a minor?

    • @kennyhyakugo2003
      @kennyhyakugo2003 3 роки тому +3

      So sally was a friggin 15 year old who married a 6-something male

    • @kennyhyakugo2003
      @kennyhyakugo2003 3 роки тому

      Also Thomas Jefferson did not have a beard

  • @marlenaforbes-reidy9876
    @marlenaforbes-reidy9876 4 роки тому +54

    There’s a sadness about this piece of history, she was only a child without choices.

  • @steelhere5519
    @steelhere5519 6 років тому +1259

    "I'm just happy to be indoors."

  • @thegworlsarefighting
    @thegworlsarefighting 6 років тому +1276

    This Mf said call him TJ 😂😂😂😂

    • @cherishtheday2223
      @cherishtheday2223 5 років тому +11

      I was done 😂😂

    • @sensusfidelium9510
      @sensusfidelium9510 5 років тому +4

      barbie doll Thomas Jefferson did not father
      Thomas Woodson DNA results have proven he has no Jefferson DNA.
      That means all the books and made for TV shows about Jefferson and Hemmings
      In Paris are BS!
      Also they had a blue ribbon panel go over the evidence and they concluded Jefferson’s brother was the likely father of
      Hemings only other child linked by DNA to
      The Jefferson family
      Search for Truth - WallBuildersWalJefferson and Sally Hemings: lBuilders :Thomas

    • @vidalsmith8979
      @vidalsmith8979 5 років тому +5

      Lmao😂😂

    • @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036
      @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036 5 років тому +17

      @MEGATRON She was around 15 or 16. Still way too young but check your facts

    • @elichiamoore5634
      @elichiamoore5634 5 років тому +1

      barbie doll lol 😂

  • @millz8084
    @millz8084 2 роки тому +143

    DeNiro’s love for black women is legendary😏😏🖤🖤🖤🖤

    • @JordanWilliams-ix2td
      @JordanWilliams-ix2td Рік тому +21

      no i was just about to say this, they literally have the perfect person playing Thomas Jefferson because that man LOVE black women 😂

    • @sendmeyourlocation1145
      @sendmeyourlocation1145 5 місяців тому +4

      He took this seriously and now he's crying 😂

    • @sendmeyourlocation1145
      @sendmeyourlocation1145 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@nick56677Nice joke but sally wasn't even blk

    • @MontagZoso
      @MontagZoso 2 місяці тому

      @@sendmeyourlocation1145Um…check your history.

    • @coquinegra
      @coquinegra 2 місяці тому +3

      @@sendmeyourlocation1145 According to the laws of the country, she certainly was.

  • @porschemcginnis2764
    @porschemcginnis2764 4 роки тому +2332

    Except Sally was like 13 or 14 and didnt have a choice so there is that.....

    • @WAlkONRebel
      @WAlkONRebel 4 роки тому +197

      Preach! This skit is gross

    • @destinipegus8200
      @destinipegus8200 4 роки тому +290

      Wiliam Forsythe or educate yourself about this disgusting situation. Thomas was 44 and sally was 14. She could not refuse him or do anything abt it because she was just property

    • @YuSPYINonME
      @YuSPYINonME 4 роки тому +100

      @Wiliam Forsythe you sound like a trumpist; a fiery idiot.

    • @janet.oboutte1349
      @janet.oboutte1349 4 роки тому +5

      Sally was a little confused about self respect she slept with every single man

    • @jerrywitaj
      @jerrywitaj 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah ok UA-cam historian

  • @tonyazzaro6717
    @tonyazzaro6717 7 років тому +1419

    "when will you get off work?" "um, never" LOL!!!

  • @PiCheZvara
    @PiCheZvara 8 років тому +1894

    Maya Rudolph is beautiful here.

    • @adamnordmark7709
      @adamnordmark7709 5 років тому +108

      Slow down there TJ

    • @sheilapate7604
      @sheilapate7604 5 років тому +4

      PiCheZvara just there

    • @diamondj1979
      @diamondj1979 5 років тому +126

      Maya Rudolph is beautiful everywhere

    • @mamc1986
      @mamc1986 5 років тому +13

      she sure is, in temperament as well.

    • @ericday4505
      @ericday4505 4 роки тому +51

      Maya is always beautiful.

  • @stephenhall509
    @stephenhall509 6 років тому +1414

    "Your hair is so unusual... May I touch it?"
    Uh, never touch a black woman's hair!

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 6 років тому +104

      I cringed. This part was too real.

    • @OnlyFai740
      @OnlyFai740 5 років тому +5

      Stephen Hall why?

    • @queenbeethatme1009
      @queenbeethatme1009 5 років тому +99

      narutoasas. Respecting personal space.
      Black women have this strange idea that they are people and like most people, they do NOT want strangers touching them, their hair, their bodies, etc unless invited to.
      Humans pet animals and "touch" inanimate things as a matter of course.
      DECENT humans recognize the sanctity of personal space and so do not assume they can pet random humans like they are animals or a coat..
      Plus. You never know where strange hands have been.

    • @OnlyFai740
      @OnlyFai740 5 років тому +19

      @@queenbeethatme1009 is it acceptable to ask for permission, or is that considered rude too?

    • @chingchingchingching2064
      @chingchingchingching2064 5 років тому +16

      Rahr which part of africa dude?, coz in my country thats a no no.

  • @abueloorgulloso
    @abueloorgulloso 6 років тому +304

    "He likes his women like he likes his coffee, hot black and first thing in the morning." TJ: "Hey, what time do you get off work?" Sally:"Um...never." 😂😂😂

    • @houstonrebel4449
      @houstonrebel4449 6 років тому +1

      The Real Machine Gun Kelly And thats NOT rascist or sexist???

    • @TheGrahamHam
      @TheGrahamHam 5 років тому +9

      Texas Rebel no because it’s a sketch. A joke. It’s not supposed to be serious or a message.

    • @itsyagirlashleytv
      @itsyagirlashleytv 4 роки тому

      That’s funny?

    • @nessydelight470
      @nessydelight470 Рік тому

      At 1:54

  • @kiiera
    @kiiera 6 років тому +1027

    "Round and flat like Hamilton's wife"
    whAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ELIZA

    • @vinista256
      @vinista256 4 роки тому +44

      Yeah, really! And consider what Hamilton himself said about what he wanted in a wife: "She must be young, handsome (I lay most stress upon a good shape) ..."

    • @KaixoDenek
      @KaixoDenek 4 роки тому +57

      ELIZA IS A PRECIOUS BEAN AND MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL TIMES

    • @livindeadghoul
      @livindeadghoul 4 роки тому +83

      *The Hamilton fandom wants to know your location*

    • @Glittergasm
      @Glittergasm 4 роки тому +32

      kiera HE MUST BURN

    • @godiraonasetlhabi7992
      @godiraonasetlhabi7992 4 роки тому +26

      @beanie_ eyelash 😂😂I was ready to fight too when he said that about Eliza!

  • @DhavalShukla
    @DhavalShukla 6 років тому +511

    Maya looks gorgeous here!

    • @summerbabetoo
      @summerbabetoo 5 років тому +19

      Beautiful like her Mama🙏🏽RIP Minnie🎤🎤The Perfect Angel🎼

    • @thehoneyeffect
      @thehoneyeffect 4 роки тому +5

      She looks more like white woman here

    • @TheAaronChand
      @TheAaronChand 3 роки тому +1

      Maria was Thomas Jefferson daughter name keep in mind The America mother Country England was ruling our ansctors in India at this time India was ruled by the East India trading company in 1790. But not completely .

    • @elainesmith7512
      @elainesmith7512 3 роки тому

      @the honeywesteffect: Imo, in this sketch, Maya looks like her mom, the late, great, gone-too soon, Minnie Riperton her skin is just about two shades lighter. I remember everyone was shocked and so sad when Minnie died because she was so young and at the pinnacle of her career.

    • @T-Rizzle808
      @T-Rizzle808 3 роки тому

      She always does

  • @ramonmcgee2240
    @ramonmcgee2240 4 роки тому +41

    TJ: "You have a beautiful voice. Have you ever thought of being a singer?"
    SH: "That's really not an option for me."
    You have to admit that was funny (LOL!)

  • @Aliharuno
    @Aliharuno 2 роки тому +48

    I was expecting Maya to say: I know who you are, you were married to my half-sister 😂

  • @marshacreary9771
    @marshacreary9771 6 років тому +380

    "Sally Hemings came to Jefferson's home as an infant with her mother and siblings as part of his wife Martha's inheritance of slaves from her father. Hemings was the youngest of six siblings by the widowed planter John Wayles (slave trader) and Betty Hemings, a mixed-race enslaved woman; Sally and her siblings were three-quarters European, and through their father were also half-siblings of Martha Jefferson.[3] In 1787, Hemings, aged 14,[1] accompanied Jefferson's youngest daughter Mary("Polly") to London and then to Paris, where the widowed Jefferson, aged 44 at the time, was serving as the United States Minister to France. Hemings spent two years there. It is believed by most historians that Jefferson began a sexual relationship with Hemings in France or soon after their return to Monticello.[2] Hemings remained enslaved in Jefferson's house until his death. In 2017 a room identified as her quarters at Monticello, adjacent to Jefferson's bedroom, was discovered in an archeological restoration. It will be restored and refurbished.[4][5]
    The historical question of whether Jefferson was the father of Hemings' children is known as the Jefferson-Hemings controversy. Following renewed historic analysis in the late 20th century and a 1998 DNA study that found a match between the Jefferson male line and a descendant of Hemings' last son, Eston Hemings, there is a consensus among historians that Jefferson fathered her son Eston Hemings and probably all her children.[6]A small number of historians disagree.[7]
    Hemings' children lived in Jefferson's house as slaves and were trained as artisans. Jefferson freed all of Hemings' surviving children: Beverly, Harriet, Madison, and Eston, as they came of age (they were the only slave family freed by Jefferson). They were seven-eighths European in ancestry, and three of the four entered white society as adults. Descendants of those three identified as white.[8][9] Hemings was "given her time," and lived her last nine years freely with her two younger sons in Charlottesville, Virginia. She saw a grandchild born in the house her sons owned.[10]"

    • @ladypilliwick8179
      @ladypilliwick8179 6 років тому +18

      Marsha Creary thank you for you comments

    • @pambisugar8286
      @pambisugar8286 6 років тому +72

      Thank you for the information. I dint understand why people can comprehend grooming and child molestation or nit having an option to refuse when slavery or black history is involved. He could have ANY kind of sex and sexual act with her. This was just sad to me. Goodness!!!! Her bedroom was next to his. FRIGHTENING! So sad.

    • @omggiiirl2077
      @omggiiirl2077 6 років тому +92

      Sexual relationship.......hmmmmm.....she didn't have the option of consent. It's not a relationship, it's rape. If refused there would be threat of consequences, it's rape.

    • @omggiiirl2077
      @omggiiirl2077 6 років тому +66

      Furthermore, she came as an infant, as property.....so she was probably groomed for that role like so many. On the surface it's funny, and comedy....but when you really think about it, it's quite disturbing and creepy how his behavior is excused because he was a prominent historical figure it's actually molester behavior. Colonial US history is filled with characters that we've been given these lies about, and it's not about being politically correct, but more about telling truths, and stopping myths and delusions. You know like how George Washington was a great Man.

    • @krillin876
      @krillin876 6 років тому

      charlene hughes-peseta George Washington was the greatest American ever.

  • @kingtaharqa1016
    @kingtaharqa1016 8 років тому +3136

    De Niro is actually married to a black woman

    • @MyraAhmedCopywriter
      @MyraAhmedCopywriter 8 років тому +656

      Yeah the joke is that in real life De Niro is into black women

    • @sheribrooks8205
      @sheribrooks8205 7 років тому +30

      yeap

    • @MJ-fm4wy
      @MJ-fm4wy 6 років тому +96

      King Taharqa His second wife of color that is. His first was back in the 70's...

    • @aliciasciarrillo1022
      @aliciasciarrillo1022 6 років тому +216

      King Taharqa the creepy thing about Sally hennings was like 14 when he met her and was his wife half sister

    • @atis3062
      @atis3062 6 років тому +31

      duh I guess the joke went right over your head

  • @bigums21
    @bigums21 4 роки тому +77

    He actually met her when she was a baby and she was 16 when she became pregnant. He saw her grow up and then had babies with her. This so reminds me of Woody Allen and his child bride.

    • @candacecasey5634
      @candacecasey5634 4 роки тому +11

      Disturbing

    • @MarianDouglasUngaro
      @MarianDouglasUngaro 4 роки тому +3

      Emmy P, think you mean Woody Allen’s “child/ STEPDAUGHTER bride.” In other words, Woody Allen’s then-PARTNER’S (Mia Farrow’s) adopted daughter, Soon-Yi Previn. Ms. Farrow then broke up with Mr. Allen (they never actually married or lived together). I would’ve, too. Makes me gag just remembering back in 1991, 92, when Woody Allen did these really, really WEIRD things.

    • @youtuber-tg1pu
      @youtuber-tg1pu 8 місяців тому

      14 not 16

    • @user-ju2ff1qv3c
      @user-ju2ff1qv3c 8 місяців тому +2

      Or Morgan freeman who adopted a little girl with his wife and saw her grow up then started an intimate relationship with her that lasted years until she was beaten to death by her boyfriend who was jealous of Morgan’s continued hold on her. No babies. I think Morgan did not want any. Then took the house back after her death which he had gifted her. Nobody ever talks about that.

  • @elliem.3035
    @elliem.3035 6 років тому +1967

    He likes his women like he likes his coffee, hot, black, and early in the morning 😂

    • @silverspeed1960
      @silverspeed1960 6 років тому +5

      69 likes

    • @liasilva8916
      @liasilva8916 6 років тому +1

      XD

    • @ic5994
      @ic5994 6 років тому +16

      old jokes are the best. In fact I think this joke is older even than coffee

    • @percyperanamus7432
      @percyperanamus7432 6 років тому +36

      i wonder how he had his coffee against it's will

    • @percyperanamus7432
      @percyperanamus7432 5 років тому +48

      Dee B exactly, the writers of this sketch found the violation, rape and torture of black women during slavery as grounds for humor compared to the fetishism of black women today - it's a dated unfunny skit

  • @moviedude22
    @moviedude22 6 років тому +159

    :it's not really an option for me"

  • @norwaysummer8874
    @norwaysummer8874 6 років тому +244

    This is a great joke on DeNiro...he's a good sport.

    • @jrsmith1998
      @jrsmith1998 4 роки тому +3

      NorwaySummer how is it a joke on Deniro?

    • @cjhill4130
      @cjhill4130 4 роки тому +35

      John Smith He only dates black people

    • @237schibe_
      @237schibe_ 3 роки тому +9

      @@jrsmith1998 he loves his women like his coffee black

    • @jrsmith1998
      @jrsmith1998 3 роки тому

      @@cjhill4130 😂 really. I didn’t know that

    • @JM-fo1te
      @JM-fo1te 3 роки тому

      His kid is crazy ug tho

  • @alexandrebertrand-lafleur3114
    @alexandrebertrand-lafleur3114 2 роки тому +26

    Robert de Niro and Maya Rudolph have a lot of fun in the rehearsals as Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemmings, a real legend they ask to come!

  • @lennie1512
    @lennie1512 6 років тому +36

    "May I touch it?"
    Boi you already touchin it-

  • @kitty6720
    @kitty6720 7 років тому +497

    Jimmy Fallon is so young here.

  • @jessicacole8404
    @jessicacole8404 6 років тому +117

    *please call me T.J.*

  • @mscoyote50
    @mscoyote50 4 роки тому +516

    Not very funny when you really think about it - but then rape never is.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 4 роки тому +13

      It's funny when Ghengis Khan does it.

    • @xandro2445
      @xandro2445 3 роки тому +11

      No evidence that it was rape

    • @cremebrulee419
      @cremebrulee419 3 роки тому +53

      @@xandro2445 her being so young would be statutory. But she was also property. The lines are blurry with the time period. But it's so sad and so wrong regardless.

    • @mabelpines5011
      @mabelpines5011 3 роки тому

      Bruh it’s still funny and I already know the whole story

    • @johnhein2539
      @johnhein2539 3 роки тому +2

      @@Dennis-nc3vw And is a grandfather to like, 10% of us?

  • @Cocoarunway
    @Cocoarunway 6 років тому +59

    Thomas Jefferson: What time you get off work?
    Sally: Ummm...Never.😂

  • @rashb3994
    @rashb3994 6 років тому +252

    "Haven't you heard, he only dates Black chicks" 😂😂😂 TJ has mad game. I love Sally's responses.

    • @Thepiedpiper-dl8np
      @Thepiedpiper-dl8np 3 місяці тому

      Has mad game? She was a baby when he got her and first got with her when she was 14

    • @user-vn9yt1ox5o
      @user-vn9yt1ox5o 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Thepiedpiper-dl8np Bro this was 6 years ago. What documentary did you watch to compell you to go on every piece of Sally hemmings Thomas Jefferson media and comment 🤣

  • @steffiepoole7878
    @steffiepoole7878 6 років тому +408

    Life liberty and the pursue of brown sugar😂😂

    • @scintila1518
      @scintila1518 5 років тому +2

      life liberty and the pursue of happiness

    • @seoulkidd1
      @seoulkidd1 5 років тому +4

      Now thats a t shirt

    • @edbenti5007
      @edbenti5007 5 років тому +1

      You do know I hope that there exists no proof that Thomas Jefferson fathered children with a 13 year old Sally Hemmings? The DNA evidence only proves that A Jefferson was responsible for at least one of her children, and there were EIGHT Jeffersons who could have done that.

    • @sharakanelson6965
      @sharakanelson6965 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @caseyjones831
      @caseyjones831 4 роки тому

      Pursuit ****

  • @Rachel-xh9ui
    @Rachel-xh9ui 6 років тому +66

    He called Eliza flat. Of course it’s not a Jefferson impression without calling out Hamilton. Lol

  • @FrFrijole
    @FrFrijole 6 років тому +23

    “He likes his women the way he likes his coffee, hot, black, and first thing in the morning” I love these kinds of Jokes

  • @festus569
    @festus569 7 років тому +78

    The best part is when Thomas Jefferson asks Sally Hemings to call him T. J..

  • @safiyajamali565
    @safiyajamali565 6 років тому +749

    0:10 Don't you disrespect my Eliza

    • @madeleinewalters1374
      @madeleinewalters1374 6 років тому +24

      S.B. Jamali THANK YOU.

    • @thea1107
      @thea1107 6 років тому +56

      How dare they insult the precious cinnamon roll!

    • @kai326
      @kai326 6 років тому +70

      That insult hurt my core. SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE HAMILTON FANS OUT THERE!

    • @thestylishnihilist8039
      @thestylishnihilist8039 6 років тому +57

      I guess you could call that... a BURN

    • @kai326
      @kai326 6 років тому +12

      I'm laughing and crying all at once.

  • @allim.5941
    @allim.5941 6 років тому +50

    Sally Hemmings, the first #MeToo

  • @barbaraallen8439
    @barbaraallen8439 4 роки тому +130

    Do more research on sally Hemings. She was a slave he got her pregnant at 15 when he was in his 40s. Horrible

    • @tommyisrael6038
      @tommyisrael6038 4 роки тому +3

      Barbara Allen he was fooling with her at 14

    • @CupKanime
      @CupKanime 4 роки тому +13

      They try to romanticize this story so much

    • @CupKanime
      @CupKanime 4 роки тому +5

      @suny123boy1 You shut the Fuck up

    • @ashlynn5390
      @ashlynn5390 3 роки тому +1

      yeah she was also Martha Jefferson's (Thomas' WIFE) half sister

    • @xandro2445
      @xandro2445 3 роки тому +3

      15 was acceptable in the 18th century

  • @anthonyellis4915
    @anthonyellis4915 6 років тому +278

    There's so much awkward in this sketch! lol

    • @bryanskscion2229
      @bryanskscion2229 6 років тому +8

      You could say that.

    • @joeking6534
      @joeking6534 6 років тому +7

      And that's why everyone says Mad TV is better than Snl

    • @quirkyjerseygirl9584
      @quirkyjerseygirl9584 6 років тому +1

      I agree

    • @stilllearning2855
      @stilllearning2855 6 років тому +29

      There's so much racist in this sketch... Thomas Jefferson was a racist pedophile.

    • @georgethompson3763
      @georgethompson3763 6 років тому +7

      Yeah, very awkward writing, can't believe the actors agreed to be in it.

  • @royaldavis640
    @royaldavis640 6 років тому +592

    Wow this is a little edgy even for snl

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes 5 років тому +47

      Royal Russell this was before Twitter and internet outrage becoming popular.

    • @morpheus6749
      @morpheus6749 5 років тому +12

      Twitter is being sued by two separate parties on very solid grounds and for shit tons of money. I hope it'll bankrupt them. They're destroying this country.

    • @kellyrobinson6543
      @kellyrobinson6543 5 років тому +48

      @@morpheus6749 twitter is destroying this country? Not racist WHITES acting like victims? Yeah, ok🙄

    • @traceylennon1204
      @traceylennon1204 5 років тому +1

      I know right!! @Royal Russell

    • @morpheus6749
      @morpheus6749 5 років тому +7

      Kelly Robinson The only people who accuse others of racism at the drop of a hat are those who are racists themselves. Take a good long look in the mirror.

  • @newfrontierfilms6314
    @newfrontierfilms6314 4 роки тому +12

    It’s even funnier cause Deniro’s playing him.

  • @Whoeverheardof
    @Whoeverheardof 6 років тому +54

    “I’m just happy to be inside.” LMBO

    • @morpheus6749
      @morpheus6749 5 років тому +4

      She said "indoors".
      Although funny enough, “I’m just happy to be inside” is always my answer to women who ask me what I'm thinking during sex.

  • @lilyrose324
    @lilyrose324 6 років тому +470

    Thomas Jefferson creator of "once you go black you never go back"

    • @edbenti5007
      @edbenti5007 5 років тому

      The DNA evidence is inconclusive as to which Jefferson was the father of Sally Hemmings' children. There is no proof Thomas Jefferson was the father.

    • @strawberryseason
      @strawberryseason 5 років тому +17

      @@edbenti5007 Well tell that to the Thomas Jefferson Foundation. They accept the evidence and so do the historians who are privy to it.

    • @laughingstalk1343
      @laughingstalk1343 4 роки тому +9

      Thomas Jefferson, the original "R. Kelly." As were all of the "Founding Fathers," for that matter. Sally Hemmings was 15 or 16 when she met Thomas Jefferson.

    • @jonothandoeser
      @jonothandoeser 4 роки тому +2

      Where's his statue? GET A ROPE!

    • @Native722
      @Native722 4 роки тому +2

      He's also a pedafile

  • @jordynb8582
    @jordynb8582 6 років тому +227

    What did you say about my wife, Jefferson?

    • @minimuffin7399
      @minimuffin7399 6 років тому +11

      Alexander Hamilton lmaooo

    • @angelalunsford4546
      @angelalunsford4546 5 років тому +4

      lol

    • @avery7062
      @avery7062 5 років тому +6

      AHAHHAHAHA defend your wife plz

    • @sophiewells7318
      @sophiewells7318 5 років тому +15

      I don't know what you heard but whatever it is Jefferson started it.

    • @holystonks
      @holystonks 5 років тому +6

      Sophie Oh well he resigned this morning

  • @osamabad3597
    @osamabad3597 3 роки тому +26

    I had a black female coworker ask me how I like my coffee, and I made a long awkward pause, because all I could think of was that line, and it took me a few seconds to think of anything else to say

  • @johnstriker480
    @johnstriker480 Рік тому +5

    "Call me TJ"
    ROFL! xD

  • @ijeleo92
    @ijeleo92 6 років тому +54

    🎶What ever the hell it is you do in Montechello" 🎶

  • @Phoenixspin
    @Phoenixspin 6 років тому +980

    I'm not sure this was really funny. Like she said, she didn't really have options.

    • @goodgirlkay
      @goodgirlkay 6 років тому +2

      Kathryn Dorsey What history are you reading?

    • @mjohnson5030
      @mjohnson5030 6 років тому +95

      This. When a woman is a peice of property, she cannot say no. Slave rape is not funny.

    • @ConwayFreelanceDetective
      @ConwayFreelanceDetective 6 років тому

      1 2 mutual slave mutual rape is though

    • @jenjanea
      @jenjanea 6 років тому +45

      She wasn't even a woman. She was 14 - 16 years old when he began raping her.

    • @percyperanamus7432
      @percyperanamus7432 6 років тому +43

      I heard even younger, someone commented saying she was less than 10. It's a little tone deaf to make a skit about a person who owned people and then raped them in the light of " this is just some funky white dude who likes black chicks " It trivializes what a monster he was and it would have been better if they made jokes at his expense instead of chuckling at the concept that a little girl who was beaten and starved and raped by a much older white man. There is a way to joke about jefferson being a piece of shit, this sketch did not do that.

  • @TheactressCJ
    @TheactressCJ 4 роки тому +14

    Dude..this was written beautifully🤣🤣 only Maya could pull this off

  • @skeletorment
    @skeletorment 4 роки тому +10

    I like how he keeps looking over at the cue cards every two seconds.

  • @mackenziefrith9286
    @mackenziefrith9286 6 років тому +26

    Hamilton’s wife was named Elizabeth

  • @gtavsmsg10
    @gtavsmsg10 6 років тому +157

    It's funny because this is what everyone says about De Niro.

    • @alluringbliss4165
      @alluringbliss4165 6 років тому +22

      It's not what they say, he has only married black women

    • @dalekelly7639
      @dalekelly7639 6 років тому +4

      Thank you Captain Obvious.

  • @soulxblugamer
    @soulxblugamer 4 роки тому +19

    "Round and flat like Hamilton's wife"
    Angelica: *Bursts in*
    Angelica: WHAT TF DID YOU SAY

    • @porsche911sbs
      @porsche911sbs 4 роки тому +1

      TJ and Angelica were actually good friends in real life

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 2 роки тому +1

      But Angelica loves her sister more te than anything in this life. She’ll choose Eliza’s happiness over hers every time.

  • @pandawan5453
    @pandawan5453 6 років тому +18

    Thomas! How could you insult Eliza (Hamilton's wife) like that

  • @anothercarttogo1819
    @anothercarttogo1819 4 роки тому +7

    0:26 Thomas freaking kept his eyes on Sally right when she walked in.

  • @davidsteinberg2120
    @davidsteinberg2120 Рік тому +3

    What time do you get off work? Um, Never...!!!

  • @sheilasprattley1898
    @sheilasprattley1898 Рік тому +4

    "life , happiness,and the pursuit of brown sugar" 😂😂😂

  • @renatagross5959
    @renatagross5959 5 років тому +35

    Sally Hemmings was Thomas Jefferson's sister-in-law.

    • @cokopy
      @cokopy 4 роки тому

      Renata Gross oh she was-

    • @Gamergirl-.-
      @Gamergirl-.- 3 роки тому +4

      And a child when he raped and impregnated her.

    • @kasunex1772
      @kasunex1772 2 роки тому

      @@Gamergirl-.- or was in a completely consensual relationship. Also she was 14 which was a 100% normal time to get married back then.

    • @Gamergirl-.-
      @Gamergirl-.- 2 роки тому

      @@kasunex1772 Just because it was normal back then doesn’t mean it was okay. Thought that’d go unsaid since we are talking about a time of slavery.
      1. Shes 14, can’t consent, and it would be fucked up either way.
      2. She is a slave, she’s not in a position to say no.

    • @kasunex1772
      @kasunex1772 2 роки тому

      @@Gamergirl-.- you can't judge people who lived hundreds of years ago by modern standards.
      Also, she could have said no. She had the choice to go free and she turned it up.

  • @faithcaroline6514
    @faithcaroline6514 6 років тому +31

    "Round and flat like Hamiltons wife"
    FIGHT ME BRO!!
    wait you know fight Peggy and Angelica watch out.

  • @TheManInTheMasks
    @TheManInTheMasks 4 роки тому +10

    They nailed this with De Niro as TJ. Wasn’t even acting watching him chase a black chick.

  • @KDL861
    @KDL861 4 роки тому +14

    Sometimes you just gotta laugh at a situation or subject. 😂

  • @Raine_Raine
    @Raine_Raine 3 роки тому +5

    Thomas Jefferson:
    "Sally be a lamb, darlin'...."

  • @THOMAS2910able
    @THOMAS2910able 7 років тому +114

    Its funny because in real like De Niro has quite the liking for black woman.

    • @tdsims1963
      @tdsims1963 6 років тому +16

      Thomas Thas He's a smart guy. Always liked De Niro.

    • @Yumyumhoneybun
      @Yumyumhoneybun 6 років тому +5

      Thomas Thas Art imitating life

    • @Yumyumhoneybun
      @Yumyumhoneybun 6 років тому +1

      Traci Sims Me too

    • @Boppo_Jr
      @Boppo_Jr 4 роки тому +1

      With good reason

    • @Boppo_Jr
      @Boppo_Jr 4 роки тому +1

      @john thonig OK.

  • @werdna1969
    @werdna1969 6 років тому +16

    No Maya, you really do have a great voice.

  • @paige4128
    @paige4128 6 років тому +94

    😂😂😂. Hell, Robert DeNiro only dates/marries black women too. The shadddddde... lol.

    • @rustyrelicsfarm2406
      @rustyrelicsfarm2406 5 років тому +5

      Paige I am a straight guy but Robert De Niro is quite a charmer.

    • @morpheus6749
      @morpheus6749 5 років тому

      You got a problem with that?

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 4 роки тому +1

      It's true, for the most part. But he did have an affair with Uma Thurman once. Yum.

  • @FerdinandCesarano
    @FerdinandCesarano 3 роки тому +65

    This well-written sketch was beautifully performed and also beautifully costumed. Bravo all around.

    • @glocktopps319
      @glocktopps319 2 роки тому +1

      Tf is wrong with you

    • @scotta7809
      @scotta7809 Рік тому +1

      No, it was not well written, and it was not funny. Robert De Niro is a total pile of horse manure.

  • @layna-heyhey
    @layna-heyhey 6 років тому +4

    One of the best actors in the snl skit, and they do this with DeNiro

  • @cbenjamin7582
    @cbenjamin7582 5 років тому +3

    Omg I'm crying here watching this. Go on TJ.

  • @xandro2445
    @xandro2445 3 роки тому +54

    They began their "relationship" in France, where slavery was illegal. If a slave were to announce their freedom, the master had to accept. Her older brother was with her in France as well. She willingly went back to the states with TJ knowing she would be going back to a life of slavery. She only went back on the promise that her children would be freed at the age of 21.

    • @lizziebkennedy7505
      @lizziebkennedy7505 Рік тому +1

      Willingly? A teenage girl who has been enslaved all her life, whose mother and grandmother conceived to,their masters? TJs father-in-law and grandfather-in-law. Who was close to her mother and wanted to return to her? A 60 year old man, who in her own country owns her? Is there no limit to the lies Americans will tell themselves about their history? 🤦‍♀️

    • @aoka5464
      @aoka5464 Рік тому +1

      Declare her freedom and then what? You racists never answer that question. She went back because she had to. She and her brother had literally nothing in France. Nothing. They’d be “free” and homeless. Probably doomed to a life of prostitution or worse. Also, she was a 14 year old child who looked like a younger version of Thomas Jefferson’s dead wife. He wasn’t letting her go, and he had the money and resources to make sure he got what he wanted, period. She was brought to France to be raped.

  • @ReneCarmonaCaimito
    @ReneCarmonaCaimito 4 роки тому +7

    2:44 "life, Liberty and the pursuit of...Brown Shuggggah!"
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @arunimachatterjee7796
    @arunimachatterjee7796 4 роки тому +8

    Hamilton in heaven be like ' You said what about Eliza!!!!!'.

  • @asterism3275
    @asterism3275 4 роки тому +9

    My dude have insulted Eliza we bout to fight

  • @sld1776
    @sld1776 4 роки тому +6

    In reality she was 13 and accompanying his young daughter (HER niece) to France.

  • @wilykat
    @wilykat 4 роки тому +6

    "Life,Liberty in the pursuit of Brown Sugar"

  • @ashlyn97
    @ashlyn97 6 років тому +7

    WHAT did he say about Eliza?!?! Those are dueling words, buddy!!!

  • @jesse_cole
    @jesse_cole 6 років тому +26

    Got four more payments left on this coat.

  • @katieydiddkatieydidd7269
    @katieydiddkatieydidd7269 Рік тому +2

    Jefferson: Have you ever thought about being a singer?
    Hemmings: That's not an option for me.

  • @reneebraxton1032
    @reneebraxton1032 4 роки тому +2

    I was laughing, and thinking "oh my God" at the same time.

  • @IAMACollectivist
    @IAMACollectivist 4 роки тому +15

    She was 14 and didn't truly have a choice in the matter.

  • @mariellletomtom2235
    @mariellletomtom2235 4 роки тому +5

    0:13
    *Hamilton fans: So you have chosen death*

  • @Mr.TrouDeCul
    @Mr.TrouDeCul 4 роки тому +2

    This was a good one, I like it.

  • @sugaraddict6526
    @sugaraddict6526 6 років тому

    OMG! Robert my MOST favorite actor!!! Great, great actor!

  • @LynRuiz
    @LynRuiz 4 роки тому +4

    Do people realize that Sally Hemmings is the sister to Thomas Jefferson’s wife? She’s his sister-in-law as well and that’s why her children with Jefferson are so closely related. They were more than 1/2 siblings but 3/5 because the maternal line was from the same father.

  • @ernest747
    @ernest747 8 років тому +600

    bill clinton of the 19th century

    • @rasnac
      @rasnac 8 років тому +13

      +ernest747 Wasn't Clinton a chubby chaser?

    • @shutterfirestudios6554
      @shutterfirestudios6554 6 років тому +41

      Clinton didn't rape a 15 year old slave

    • @Dj.Hylanda
      @Dj.Hylanda 6 років тому +3

      Nope!!! Boi do ur homework.

    • @Evelyn-bs9is
      @Evelyn-bs9is 6 років тому

      haha

    • @thingfish000
      @thingfish000 6 років тому +9

      To compare Thomas Jefferson, one of our Founding Fathers, to that philandering horse's ass Billy Clinton, is totally absurd and disrespectful.

  • @stacyjpoliticscommunityfai359
    @stacyjpoliticscommunityfai359 6 років тому +2

    "What time do you get off work?" "Ugggghhhh NEVER!".....LOL

  • @drummerhere
    @drummerhere 5 років тому +1

    Thomas Jefferson is so amazing

  • @jeezelaweeze1483
    @jeezelaweeze1483 5 років тому +20

    Looking at a lot of the discussion here on Sally's age when Thomas started "courting" her. Yes, she was indeed a child. Keep that in mind, folks, when you start bashing the founder of Islam for being a child molester that one of America's "Founding Fathers" was one too.

    • @kasunex1772
      @kasunex1772 2 роки тому +1

      Actually she was 14 which was a totally normal age to get married at for the overwhelming majority of human history. The age of consent in colonial America was also 12, so.

    • @arrynwilliams2842
      @arrynwilliams2842 2 роки тому

      @@kasunex1772 bro she was a slave this was not a consenting relationship.

    • @kasunex1772
      @kasunex1772 2 роки тому

      @@arrynwilliams2842 you don't know that. Actual historians will point this out. Go read up on what they actually have to say on the subject. I've not yet found one who said it has to be rape, the most extreme I've seen is one that said it could have been. There are more historians who don't think it was ever a thing then ones who think it was rape.

    • @arrynwilliams2842
      @arrynwilliams2842 2 роки тому

      @@kasunex1772 she was a slave it wasn’t like she could say no

    • @kasunex1772
      @kasunex1772 2 роки тому

      @@arrynwilliams2842 yeah she could

  • @sallymasitabua2585
    @sallymasitabua2585 6 років тому +6

    Likes his women like he likes his coffee!
    Hot, Black, and First thing in the morning! I love this Line 🙌

  • @cynthiamadrid1430
    @cynthiamadrid1430 Рік тому +1

    BRAVO SNL for reminding viewers Sally had
    6 children, and the awesome photo of survivors.

  • @YeahitsMeSylvia
    @YeahitsMeSylvia 5 років тому +2

    All of the inaccuracies makes me wince

  • @goodcitizen7207
    @goodcitizen7207 4 роки тому +6

    Isn't it funny that these "men" said "All men are created equal" while owning slaves.

  • @immaware6847
    @immaware6847 5 років тому +3

    Maya Rudolph is #MinnieRiperton 's daughter , that's where she gets her lovely singing voice

  • @TopClark69
    @TopClark69 3 роки тому +1

    Because of all his talent I always forget that Robert De Niro is such a beautiful man!

  • @tdsims1963
    @tdsims1963 4 роки тому +1

    Never saw this skit. Love the double reference going on here. Interesting.

  • @treadlightlyorelse849
    @treadlightlyorelse849 4 роки тому +23

    That had to be the most uncomfortable SNL skit ever made 😬😬😬

  • @terryfookwitt
    @terryfookwitt 6 років тому +5

    Bob reading off cards.

  • @ghettokon
    @ghettokon 5 років тому +2

    Finally found out why it is called lazy susan, thanks SNL and Thomas Jefferson!

  • @rakeldanell
    @rakeldanell 4 роки тому +2

    She said she was just happy to be indoors 🤣

  • @sittiealyssaabutazil5836
    @sittiealyssaabutazil5836 6 років тому +260

    MAYA RUDOLPH IS LIKE THE BLACK PHOEBE

    • @cairowilson6885
      @cairowilson6885 6 років тому +4

      daddyrichten he know what's up he tryna save face. Y'all know she black. She has never identified as white Caucasian or Jewish bruh..lol real talk look at that ass and see what that identifies as..

    • @cairowilson6885
      @cairowilson6885 6 років тому +4

      Big lips,big breasts,big ass, big nose, big hips, big everything...100% sista aka A princess of the lost tribe of Judah

    • @cairowilson6885
      @cairowilson6885 6 років тому +5

      daddyrichten hey bro i dnt see any resemblance of her Caucasian ancestry. You must have just learned about her in the 21st century. As far as idenity goes i agree. I don't identify as a race color or creed I AM AFRICAN AMERICAN Mississippi mudbone to the core. My mother and father are both light skinned but im dark as a white man's past. She forseeably has rich malon in her skin. She had an acne problem growing up too so just to let cha know you can identify yourself as who you want but, black is black. She is forseeably black, she speaks fluent black linguistics, and the daughter of a very famous black woman bruh..its no way around it...

    • @cairowilson6885
      @cairowilson6885 6 років тому +3

      What do you think rashida jones IDENTIFY as? She doesn't identify as black when she is black..1 drop bro thats it. We as black people can see our likeness in those who are under the impression that they are pure. We see our marks..

    • @cairowilson6885
      @cairowilson6885 6 років тому +1

      And black women are the most beautiful women on this planet sucka. Deep down inside you lust for your long lost sistas, its cool though but dont everybody? Gotta go..

  • @TheBc99
    @TheBc99 8 років тому +199

    Wow, SNL actually taught me something. Lol.

    • @peggysue9633
      @peggysue9633 6 років тому +18

      Yeah, that's the USA: TV does a better job of educating its citizens that the school system... And, the TV does of terrible job of educating citizens...

    • @thingfish000
      @thingfish000 6 років тому +16

      There is nothing factual about this skit.

    • @shawnpreston1639
      @shawnpreston1639 6 років тому +18

      Uh, Thomas and Sally are real people who had children together. But, I guess that part isn't important.

    • @thingfish000
      @thingfish000 6 років тому +2

      I take it back. The costumes seem authentic.

    • @nialcc
      @nialcc 6 років тому +4

      Gibran Lewis - Yeap, kinda like Ryan Reed is trying to will it not to be.

  • @Dani-ei5ki
    @Dani-ei5ki 5 років тому +16

    How dare you Elizabeth was a beautiful and lovely woman!!! The best.

  • @jackiecurry6095
    @jackiecurry6095 4 роки тому

    Come out come out where ever you are!! Lol I kept expecting the deniro cape fear to come out.