The White Lotus | Notable Quotables (Season 2)

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 257

  • @marcomares543
    @marcomares543 Рік тому +2544

    She DEFINITELY should’ve started that spa for poor women, with that girl from Maui

    • @zonedutopia
      @zonedutopia Рік тому +228

      I'd be sorry for Belinda if she ended up financially dependent on someone unstable like that 😕

    • @hajnahortobagyi690
      @hajnahortobagyi690 Рік тому +34

      @@zonedutopia Yeah, I guess that just makes it more depressing, even if she finenced it she probably would have made a lot of teribel changes to make it more like what she wanted it to be, and demand endless atention from her. Tho I guess even actually the buznise could have grown independent of her, it would have been a nightmare.

    • @sirfoofoo154
      @sirfoofoo154 Рік тому +15

      nah, like she said in Season 1, that poor women would only be suffering just being around her, and since she owns the buisness she would be trapped

    • @Alicia-vq8jg
      @Alicia-vq8jg Рік тому +3

      They both be trapped because that woman will be using her for money it’s not a big deal

    • @katerinadicamella
      @katerinadicamella 7 місяців тому +1

      Yes that's exactly what she said!!!😂😂😂🤭

  • @MissEzi
    @MissEzi Рік тому +1738

    "and youre quite old! no?" LMFAOO ONE OF MY FAVE LINE DELIVERIES FROM THIS WHOLE SHOW

  • @lonemotheo1964
    @lonemotheo1964 Рік тому +1624

    "Monica Viti is dead.... But Yes"
    best foreshadowing ever

  • @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102
    @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 Рік тому +1099

    "THESE GAYS, THEY'RE TRYING TO MURDER ME!" 🤣

    • @luceinbattaglia9425
      @luceinbattaglia9425 Рік тому +19

      And the old man is gay too😂..that’s even funnier!😂

    • @xtxpxhx
      @xtxpxhx Рік тому +2

      Iconic

    • @Supamav11
      @Supamav11 Рік тому +6

      This was the best line of the season 😂

    • @sirfoofoo154
      @sirfoofoo154 Рік тому +1

      where is it in here

    • @arielle8888
      @arielle8888 Рік тому +24

      So they can decorate their houses or some shit!

  • @jaancastelltortt22
    @jaancastelltortt22 Рік тому +996

    "We are too young to be this old"
    Damn that hits hard

    • @abraham7140
      @abraham7140 Рік тому +1

      @@wintersolstice4793 because you’re in a relationship?

  • @11Hand1e11
    @11Hand1e11 Рік тому +779

    "That's the weirdest voice I've ever heard" is so subtle but SO funny it makes me feel like Jennifer Coolidge must have improv'd it, it feels so natural to Tanya's character lol

    • @ge9575
      @ge9575 Рік тому +19

      michael scott kinda line

    • @bingoing
      @bingoing Рік тому +8

      lol she did actually

  • @katelynoreilly6144
    @katelynoreilly6144 Рік тому +524

    The best bit about the Peppa Pig line is Valentina says it after Tanya tags a drag on a cigarette lol, like that’s what clinched it for her

  • @timbennett4016
    @timbennett4016 Рік тому +638

    "peppa pig." she said that so confidently

    • @868tatj
      @868tatj 8 місяців тому +7

      I literally laughed out loud when she said that. Love Valentina

    • @imetacrab
      @imetacrab 4 місяці тому +2

      the 'behind the scenes' said that was an ad lib. absolutely incredible

  • @kaviyn_da_king4020
    @kaviyn_da_king4020 Рік тому +1803

    Valentina is by far the most fun to watch along with Jennifer obviously

  • @esteban9716
    @esteban9716 Рік тому +865

    personal reminder taken from tanya's wisdom: "when you're empty inside and you have no direction, you end up in some crazy places, right? but you'll still be lost"

    • @xoxjelloxox
      @xoxjelloxox Рік тому +1

      What’s the solution?

    • @esteban9716
      @esteban9716 Рік тому +3

      @@xoxjelloxox tell me if you find it out 🙃

    • @aleesham6604
      @aleesham6604 28 днів тому

      @@xoxjelloxoxget your shit together

  • @looney1023
    @looney1023 Рік тому +493

    "I can't be responsible for everything I say. I'm concussed." is like a perfectly written line delivered perfectly by a legend

  • @DunmerSG
    @DunmerSG Рік тому +620

    "Get your shit together, Portia". I'm not Portia but i felt that on a personal level.

    • @TchudakPOV
      @TchudakPOV 6 місяців тому +3

      i really connected with what she said but maybe its because i'm bipolar

    • @crossstreeter
      @crossstreeter 9 днів тому

      Really conected

  • @MattPoe742
    @MattPoe742 Рік тому +287

    “Well…he was kinda…fuckin his uncle” GOT ME! Like so nonchalant and Portia’s like “you couldn’t have mentioned that before I left with him” 😂

  • @hardcandy9880
    @hardcandy9880 Рік тому +342

    The Peppa Pig line was an ad lib. Was not scripted at all. That actress is a genius lol.

  • @irulan8854
    @irulan8854 Рік тому +220

    "I mean it's a penis, it's not a sunset"

  • @arontamas5639
    @arontamas5639 Рік тому +342

    "That's the weirdest voice ever heard"-basically everytime I travel by public transport

  • @sandrinesugi3857
    @sandrinesugi3857 Рік тому +305

    The "she disappeared! That's one fast slut." line makes me laugh real hard. Idk she just delivers it so earnestly lol

    • @kittykatforever998
      @kittykatforever998 Рік тому +16

      in italian it's even funnier! she says something closer to "she's even fast, that slut!", but it's mostly the delivery that makes it

  • @vvalendo
    @vvalendo Рік тому +107

    the delivery of "well, he was kinda fucking his uncle" gets me every time

  • @buttersnakel
    @buttersnakel Рік тому +187

    „I was gone for one fucking night and you did molly with hookers!?” I’m WHEEZING

  • @skyary9771
    @skyary9771 Рік тому +181

    "I thought it was only three😭" was so funny to me

  • @glowcloudwheatproducts495
    @glowcloudwheatproducts495 Рік тому +464

    The actor that plays the grandfather (F. Murray Abraham) doesn't get enough credit for how good he is here. He's the same actor who played Salieri in Amadeus btw.

    • @trishfitzpatrick3264
      @trishfitzpatrick3264 Рік тому +2

      Great stage actor

    • @alespin5597
      @alespin5597 Рік тому +11

      He was also Omar in Scarface

    • @woudgy
      @woudgy Рік тому +6

      I know, he is so perfect. You can totally see how he screwed up his son without understanding why

    • @zainbhojani
      @zainbhojani Рік тому +1

      Most importantly….Uncle Excelsior in Louie. 01:26

    • @siddharthnaagar7028
      @siddharthnaagar7028 Рік тому +1

      And won an Oscar for it

  • @nikkipringles
    @nikkipringles Рік тому +142

    “So they can decorate their houses or some shit”
    DECEASED ✋🏽💀

  • @salthesteamengine
    @salthesteamengine Рік тому +70

    “DO YOU KNOW THESE GAYS?!?!” i was rolling on the fricking flooor omg😭

  • @amitnagpal1985
    @amitnagpal1985 Рік тому +149

    Genuinely laughed out loud at the “Gorgeous sky” line. 😂

  • @o0ss_st
    @o0ss_st 11 місяців тому +28

    “Get your shit together Portia” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Seanwichh
    @Seanwichh Рік тому +1091

    “…and he’s not non-binary” I was so confused as why she would say that, but it was hilarious at the same time

    • @swooningtree
      @swooningtree Рік тому +364

      I thought it was funny and a bit of a sly commentary on a kinda new modern dating difficulty for girls where you're talking to someone who ostensibly is able to go through life like any other cishet white guy but he says he's non-binary and suddenly he's just as oppressed as you, if not more.

    • @lilovs9952
      @lilovs9952 Рік тому +12

      @@swooningtree exactly

    • @fruit4evr
      @fruit4evr Рік тому +18

      @@swooningtreeI’m not all that aware of the modern cis het dating experience nowadays. is that a thing that’s happening?

    • @swooningtree
      @swooningtree Рік тому +185

      @@fruit4evr a little bit tbh. The line could have also been to show that Portia is only “woke” in a performative way, and/or to telegraph her attraction to guys that are more traditionally masculine but ultimately not good for her.

    • @nickjoy6389
      @nickjoy6389 Рік тому +88

      @@swooningtree I thought it was kind of a preface to her later rant on modern dating. How she’s sick of guys who perform wokeness. How a guy can just say he’s non binary and knows the discord but at the end of the day can’t make her feel anything because he’s too afraid to. Instead of just someone who can have fun with her. I think she’s too Anxious to be woke or even be performatively woke. Idk? 😭

  • @Parax94
    @Parax94 Рік тому +306

    I wanted to see "It’s hard to sleep because of what’s happening in the world. -What? What’s happening in the world?"

    • @chatnoir60609
      @chatnoir60609 Рік тому +15

      Definitely one of my favorites too 😂

    • @kassiogomes8498
      @kassiogomes8498 Рік тому +5

      @@coolbutnotverycool1440 i dont think they care about being annoying or not being annoying. I think if someone gets anxious about climate change, violence, wars, etc doesn't really care about your annoyance.

    • @BDAKs24
      @BDAKs24 Рік тому +6

      @@coolbutnotverycool1440 I agree. Once you learn that your actions have literally zero impact on the world then you learn to just enjoy life and not worry so much.

  • @teenie36214
    @teenie36214 Рік тому +107

    “They come and go” 😂💀🙈

  • @mffmrs
    @mffmrs Рік тому +148

    That "Guess who I am?" bit nearly killed me. 🤣🤣

  • @diegosolano3570
    @diegosolano3570 Рік тому +113

    I laughed so hard that I cried with that scene between the producer and Valentina explaining the coming and going of the Italian girls 😅😂

  • @prosk8er1995
    @prosk8er1995 Рік тому +267

    I should've started that spa for poor woman with the girl from Maui😂 poor Belinda

  • @chelsraknrl4218
    @chelsraknrl4218 Рік тому +140

    P E P P A P I G

  • @buttersnakel
    @buttersnakel Рік тому +133

    honestly harper has one of the best one liners

    • @vitodoriacalcio
      @vitodoriacalcio Рік тому +10

      I reckon some of her best lines were missing here. At least the line at 2:00 of this compilation made it.

  • @arontamas5639
    @arontamas5639 11 місяців тому +13

    "We're too young to be this old..."Definitely the quote ever!

  • @ryanwagner7980
    @ryanwagner7980 Рік тому +92

    god what a thoroughly quotable season.

  • @jppaludetto16
    @jppaludetto16 11 місяців тому +12

    "You need. To drain. The sack." is so stupid, i love it

  • @AndrewVanBeekOttawa
    @AndrewVanBeekOttawa Рік тому +52

    I need to be able to forget this show so I can watch it again

  • @Komnenit
    @Komnenit Рік тому +53

    “These gays are trying to murder me” LOL

  • @eggbeater1682
    @eggbeater1682 Рік тому +78

    I can’t unsee April Ludgate when she’s being sarcastic 😂

    • @vitodoriacalcio
      @vitodoriacalcio Рік тому +2

      When Harper is talking dirty, it's like she is being a less dirty version of Lenore from "Dirty Grandpa".

  • @ellelu914
    @ellelu914 Рік тому +37

    the cutoffs are making this funnier

  • @redpanda_009
    @redpanda_009 Рік тому +74

    The fact they say all of this seriously makes it funnier 😂

  • @camillesicam3795
    @camillesicam3795 Рік тому +47

    Harper’s “we’re too young to be this old” line!!!!

  • @offbeat65
    @offbeat65 Рік тому +70

    This series is for the ages.

  • @thecountofcomedy
    @thecountofcomedy Рік тому +36

    How no one talking about: "like father, like father, like son"
    Old man with the zingers!

  • @RIPLOUDOG
    @RIPLOUDOG Рік тому +41

    “that’s the weirdest voice ive ever heard” lol the fact that he shows up later is actually so cool

  • @PopcornRecap
    @PopcornRecap Рік тому +47

    Peppa Pig always gets me. And it wasn’t even in the script! 😂

  • @brynncastillo6978
    @brynncastillo6978 Рік тому +30

    This season was the best show I’ve seen so far in 2023. I have no idea where each episode was going

  • @1TSS0FLVFFY
    @1TSS0FLVFFY Рік тому +71

    “did you knit your little cap?”

  • @nikksterr0902
    @nikksterr0902 Рік тому +23

    You cut out the funniest line-read of the whole show!
    “Is that the Queen of Sicily?”
    “*sharp inhale*…yes”

  • @magma4168
    @magma4168 Рік тому +39

    Ethan putting down Cameron was long-awaited, honestly.

    • @rai2423
      @rai2423 Рік тому +10

      I feel like Cameron wanted to “put down” Ethan tho 👀 The way he always called him baby and said all that weird shit when they were alone.

  • @vickyoli
    @vickyoli Рік тому +39

    The queen of Sicily killed me xD!
    PS: Ethan, and the fight🥵

  • @Aleksssssssss
    @Aleksssssssss 8 місяців тому +7

    “Is that the queen of Sicily?”

  • @leloupdessteppes3228
    @leloupdessteppes3228 Рік тому +29

    Tanya’s laugh is freaking hilarious 😂

  • @midnightpoetisa
    @midnightpoetisa Рік тому +52

    They come and go omg 😂

  • @FiremanDuval
    @FiremanDuval Рік тому +44

    The Peppa Pig line destroyed me

  • @UltimateAwe
    @UltimateAwe Рік тому +19

    A WORK OF ART.

  • @ИгорьЕгоров-н1ю
    @ИгорьЕгоров-н1ю Рік тому +11

    ❤️ that series make me emotional and i love them from the start to the end

  • @yansalazar2057
    @yansalazar2057 Рік тому +46

    Love it! Season 1! Please!!!

  • @brih220
    @brih220 Рік тому +82

    The “…he’s not non-binary” took me out like why would she say that??? 😂😂😂

  • @enderwiggins8248
    @enderwiggins8248 Рік тому +82

    Dafne is my favorite character. She had a particular philosophy and she never got derailed

    • @aster9051
      @aster9051 Рік тому +23

      ultimately though, I think that her philosophy only gives her temporary satisfaction in life. you can tell that behind the front she puts on, she seems quite lonely and is avoidant of pretty much all the problems within her marriage and the outside world.

    • @Asterite100
      @Asterite100 Рік тому +17

      @@aster9051 Right, like she seems like an actually decent person deep down, but she's so pressed on being the victim that she starts to hollow herself out and just not... care about anything. One scene in particular I remember is her lamenting about not having any real friends that she can confide in because they're fake, two-faced, and catty. It's clear that nearly everyone in her life disappoints her but she just has to roll with it because "life is unfair" or something like that.
      It's almost like the saying "ignorance is bliss" but on Daphne's part it's willful ignorance. She thinks the alternative of being an emotional recluse is just "being a victim."

    • @aster9051
      @aster9051 Рік тому +2

      @@Asterite100 you are so spot on, i can definitely see the willful 'ignorance is bliss' mentality and how that paired with her almost obsession of trying to not feel like a victim is the basis of how she leads her life.

  • @FromPolandWithROAAAAR
    @FromPolandWithROAAAAR Рік тому +22

    Hahahaha, Jennifer killed it! Love the second season!
    Also: "our Achilles heel is Achilles cock" LMAO!😂😂😂

  • @shelbynamels7948
    @shelbynamels7948 10 місяців тому +6

    watching this makes tthe SNL sketch even funnier.

  • @Momoeki21
    @Momoeki21 11 місяців тому +7

    2:30 will forever be iconic

  • @dante1707
    @dante1707 Рік тому +10

    “Let’s fun”
    Ok I just got it 😂

  • @oakleywyatt1717
    @oakleywyatt1717 Рік тому +12

    you really saved the best for last

  • @teatime009
    @teatime009 8 місяців тому +1

    whoever did this edit did a great job technically. Great stuff.

  • @SpankyPUA
    @SpankyPUA Рік тому +12

    this show was just fkin perfect

  • @Dog-bb8hr
    @Dog-bb8hr Рік тому +8

    6:08 Oh, boy. If he only knew.. 😂

  • @whattypeofx7750
    @whattypeofx7750 Рік тому +27

    now when im an a function of any kind, trust i will always ask if they have any oreo cookie cake

  • @Heleninini
    @Heleninini Рік тому +20

    Peppa pig will forever be iconic

  • @Air.keccc1
    @Air.keccc1 Рік тому +10

    “Hey buddy whats up” 😭

  • @minibrain711
    @minibrain711 Рік тому +14

    that fucking cry at 5:20 is gonna do me in 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @1TSS0FLVFFY
    @1TSS0FLVFFY 2 роки тому +25

    this is perfect!!!

  • @rebelraccoon9018
    @rebelraccoon9018 Рік тому +11

    "It's a penis not a sunset "😆👏

  • @harsheldoshi7814
    @harsheldoshi7814 Рік тому +29

    These are some high end gays 🤣🤣

  • @15iannava
    @15iannava Рік тому +50

    Valentina is the best.

  • @justagrlwithnoname
    @justagrlwithnoname Рік тому +6

    “I can’t be responsible for everything I say. I’m concussed”
    Is my new go-to line for any off-color comments I make

  • @wViOw
    @wViOw Рік тому +4

    I looooved this season

  • @Whippets
    @Whippets Рік тому +11

    Quentin: Tell me everything, from the beginning.
    Tanya: Well, I was born is San Francisco.
    Quentin: Oh, from the very beginning.
    Couldn't stop smiling after that, well played, very well played.

  • @MsCorpora
    @MsCorpora Рік тому +7

    2:44 Yes! My favorite quote made it! :D

  • @ambretlt
    @ambretlt Рік тому +16

    “timothee chamalet”

  • @rigso321
    @rigso321 Рік тому +53

    Peppa pig 💀

  • @georgexfekete
    @georgexfekete Рік тому +13

    We are too young to be this old.

  • @konstantinheller4661
    @konstantinheller4661 Рік тому +7

    The peppa pig line 😂

  • @kmose364
    @kmose364 Рік тому +10

    Oh from the very beginning

  • @naid5533
    @naid5533 Рік тому +34

    What?? Timothy chamalet??🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joeflynn2615
    @joeflynn2615 Рік тому +31

    So they can decorate their houses or some shit 😂😂

  • @biohead66
    @biohead66 Рік тому +21

    0:19 almost killed me it was so real

  • @Cocomeetschanel
    @Cocomeetschanel 9 місяців тому +3

    “I mean it’s a penis not a sunset.” 😭

  • @TchudakPOV
    @TchudakPOV 4 місяці тому +2

    8:52 what it feels to have a mental illness in your twenties 🎉😂

    • @TchudakPOV
      @TchudakPOV 4 місяці тому +1

      To people seeing this she's right get your shit together people 😅😂

  • @adrianrosario4196
    @adrianrosario4196 Рік тому +14

    Guess who I am... Uhhh, Peppa Pig! 🤣🤣

  • @AleQueenofSpace
    @AleQueenofSpace Рік тому +4

    2:27 what we all came looking for

  • @frenchyontravel
    @frenchyontravel Рік тому +6

    Peppa Pig 🐷 !!! Ah excellent 😂😂😂😂

  • @Dog_Alarmed
    @Dog_Alarmed Місяць тому +1

    There’s a lot more hilarious lines. Remember when entering the gay’s house, Tanya said to Portia “don’t steal anything” 😂 and also the boat funeral is hilarious.

  • @cjgilmore283
    @cjgilmore283 Годину тому

    THIS SCENE KILLED ME 2:00

  • @puffeiffer
    @puffeiffer 4 місяці тому +1

    4:21 when did Tom Hollander turn into Elton John? 😂😂😂

  • @randomthings2533
    @randomthings2533 Рік тому +4

    this but out of context 💀💀

  • @LM-ch8rh
    @LM-ch8rh Рік тому +8

    more Valentina please

  • @siddharthnaagar7028
    @siddharthnaagar7028 Рік тому +8

    Honey these are some high-end gays

  • @guilhermemendes289
    @guilhermemendes289 Рік тому +9

    Tanya forever