Reading Holiday Fanfiction
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- Опубліковано 11 гру 2019
- Deep dive into the strange world of Wattpad with me. As I was on the hunt for some fun and possibly questionable holiday themed short stories, I came across a few I wanted to share. Including one fan fiction that has got it all: Christmas, Jon Bon Jovi, a wild night in a hotel, a cat fight, and a puppy! It's fun, it's lit, it's cringey!
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"You're Jon bon Jovi. You can have a HORSE in this hotel." #fact #truth #goals
Kelly's POV:
And as I was walking out of the room, card in hand, Jon called out to me. "Oh, and Kelly," I turned to look at him, "take this cushion in case you get sleepy." He then threw the cushion at my head. He flung the cushion so hard that I fell and hit my head on the door knob. And then it all went dark.
I woke up from the throbbing headache. I looked around me and I noticed that I was back home. Next to me were my little cousins. They were playing around. The youngest one, who was the closest to me, had a bat in hand. He was just staring at me with a smirk.
"Auntie said we could play in your room," he said.
"Kelly," I heard my mom calling me from downstairs, "we need you to help decorate the cookies!"
I sighed as I got up from bed and went over to my Bon Jovi poster. "Someday..." I said as I caressed Jon's plump lips.
It was all a dream, I thought to myself, it was all a dream.
this is incredible
I don't even have time to write Christmas cards. Kelly ain't fuckin' around.
Story ends with Bon Jovi and Kelly going to a Black Veil Brides concert at the North Pole where they get to go backstage (since bvb knows bon jovi) and santa is there. Black Veil Brides give Kelly and Bon Jovi a signed copy of their newest album (bon jovi is now a big fan) and then they all start dating. Also the dog becomes the newest member of black veil brides. It's a christmas miracle. Also santa is there. He can sign the album too cause he's famous.
What you didn’t know if that the waitress is called Ashley and she’s in cahoots with Kelly!
They planned to get Bon Jovis credit card from the get go! Last seen in Portugal 2 years ago
Some say Bon Jovi is still awaiting her return...
😳speechless
We demand a video of that Aaron fanfic!!
IM SEARCHINGGG
This was really awesome 👏 #storytimewithjon
Dammit Buffy
always ruining christmas.
Okay this is how the story to end. The girl goes to the pet store to buy a leash for the puppy and when she gets back, Jon Bon Jovi is in the room with none other than Santa Clause! Bon Jovi decides to record a Christmas love song featuring Santa. Afterwards they have a threesome while the puppy dances to “It’s My Life,” by Bon Jovi. Happy holidays.
this is horrifying and wonderful all at once.
Can you please live stream story time with the sexy santa story? I need that in my life.
Story ending for the Bon Jovi sexy xmas:
Kelly goes to the pet store and tries to check out with a bunch of junk the dog doesn't need. The cashier informs her that the credit card is a gift card with no balance. Kelly flips out on the cashier and then storms out to confront Bon Jovi. Once she gets to the hotel room, it has been emptied out of all their belongings with a note on the dresser from him. The note is written poorly on some cheap holiday stationary and reads:
Hey bb,
I had to dip, the dog had to go potty, my roadies showed up,
and I didn't like the hotel soap you had. I thought we was gonna
go places, but all you want is to spoil this dog, not your man.
It's been real, peace.
xx, Jon
Heartbroken and dog-less (is that.. a word? idk...), Kelly crumbles and sobs until the hotel manager shows up to remove her from the property. Kelly goes home, tells people her story, no one believes her, etc. Eventually, she ends up in a psych ward mumbling his songs etc etc until everyone forgets her.
THE END
omfg he left her with a $0 gift card and took her dog. omg wow this hit home and i dont know why i feel like this is about me. but instead of Bon Jovi its my ex boyfriend and instead of leaving with the dog he left me for his pregnant fiance lolol im totally fine.
@@jonathancarson1 feels 100% I dealt with something similar too
Omg it’s so weird putting a face to the voice after listening to the podcast for so long
SORRY TO DISAPPOINT!
Daaaaamn that hair tho
mine or bon jovis?
The Aaron Carter fan fic PLEASE!!!!! 💖
IM LOOKING EVERYWHERE!
I don’t know why,but you look intensely like Jesus Christ in this video. I just want mention that (no religion attached to it)
thanks. I stan the J man.