Jim: You've done this mofo so dirty John: There is something wrong with me Jim Jim: Why are you doing this? John: I don't know. Should I kill myself? Jim: No, lets just finish what we started. John: Ooh, a heat pack!
The store is another classic. Probably know that one too. His on another level spinning these head trips on the spot. They work so well they almost seem pre-planned.
This is the most hilarious chaos of early game events I've ever seen. They rob a guy, feel bad about it, run up on two people and kill one who happened to be new, making them feel worse and then that dudes teammate is the guy they robbed. Amazing.
Since you are new around here, did you know that Smoke is playing DayZ with the inverted mouse? (And all the other games too, I'm pretty sure.) Every time I'm watching his videos I'm always blown away by this fact. lol
I’ve literally been watching old videos for 3 days. Perfect timing cause I’ve rewatched almost every video. Thanks for the content brother always puts a smile on my face.
in who cares news, ive just had a second heart surgery this year and i recently came across this channel. Its scratched my dayz itch and i love the shitshow half of these turn out to be, thanks for the laughs and the videos. Big fan from melbourne aus
smoke & runningmanz for sure. they are different, but voth dont overtalk if you get what I mean. & I have never learned how to navigate the launcher, half them I get errors trying to join even after all the mods download, or just find servers with far too many mods that I dont care for. when I cant even figure out how to get in the game the last thing I care to learn is 50 mods for base building & trading systems. anyway my point is I never play anymore I just enjoy watching the guys I mentioned.
This is hands down one of the funniest videos you've put out. When you started cutting up those jumpsuit pants I actually screamed at my phone. And then you trying every angle to blame him. Fucking hysterical!
Oh lordy lordy! Smoke gave us a video to enjoy with our brains on this beautiful thursday? I never would have thought I'd get off work to such a miraculous upload on a Thursday of all days!! Thanks player I appreciate you! Happy holidays my dude!
Best, most enjoyable dayz streamer. Its like a movie. I dont even play Dayz. Its just the funnest thing to watch. The only Dayz streamer ill watch actually
I had a full blow compound at the church just outside this city that lasted for MONTHS before a team finally raided it. Had hundreds of guns and explosives hidden away, Nemalsk is easily my favorite map. Takes a special kinda crazy to survive in the cold out there.
“This guys a sonofabitch, man” 😂 Great stuff as always, Smoke! These are great because I been missing the streams this month with the odd times between the two of us. Glad the holidays are over and we can get back into our degenerate every-other-day at midnight schedule, ok? Love you.
Man... I was literally holding my own breath to be quiet for you in the last 30 seconds of this video! Awesome Video, your team mate defiantly enjoyed killing small creatures in his granny's basement as a kid.
There was some dude that me n my buddy killed like 5 times lol, he kept comin back we didn’t know why he wanted to be friends, then im pretty sure his friends came because we got popped smh
Jim: You've done this mofo so dirty
John: There is something wrong with me Jim
Jim: Why are you doing this?
John: I don't know. Should I kill myself?
Jim: No, lets just finish what we started.
John: Ooh, a heat pack!
The “he was kinda weeird” killed me 😂😂
We’ve been reunited, welcome back gentlemen. Sit down, grab a drink and remove any distractions for this one.
Ngl
Fr fr
Well said sir. As always, enjoy the fun
Amen
Smoke got us wait like fiending crackheads for the new video drop.. come on baby.. I need my fix
stoned, eating wings, no work next week, watching smoke. doesn’t really get much better than this.
You could try getting a girlfriend.
@@navigator8222 lol meanie
@@navigator8222you should try not being a pathetic loser.
@@navigator8222guarantee you don’t have a girlfriend, and if by some chance you do….. she’s hit like a mf
That is literally the most I've ever heard Smoke laugh hysterically at one time. I'm dying.
You should watch the Halloween special, the second segment is hysterical and I’ve never heard smoke laugh more at the end
@@astronime You can't post this and not post a link my guy. LINK ME! I can't seem to find it.
The store is another classic. Probably know that one too. His on another level spinning these head trips on the spot. They work so well they almost seem pre-planned.
This is the most hilarious chaos of early game events I've ever seen. They rob a guy, feel bad about it, run up on two people and kill one who happened to be new, making them feel worse and then that dudes teammate is the guy they robbed. Amazing.
and then his boy wastes the dude they just robbed lmao. that poor dude got done so dirty
"What do you want to do, go give him his gun back?"
"I think we're past that" 🤣🤣
I recently discovered Smoke. How i’ve been missing out on DayZ. Watching these videos fills my desire to want to play. Thank you Mr Smoke
Since you are new around here, did you know that Smoke is playing DayZ with the inverted mouse? (And all the other games too, I'm pretty sure.)
Every time I'm watching his videos I'm always blown away by this fact. lol
its 50% off on steam right now, you will not regret, trust
welcome!
I don't even know what i need to play DayZ can't find it on Steam but hell I watch a tone of videos of the game
It's on Steam. Also XBOX and PS, but PC is 100% the way to go.
you may not be self proclaimed but boss you are surely a Day Z legend
"It's like a chocolate cake and I'm a chubby kid" You're too funny bro 🤣
I’ve literally been watching old videos for 3 days. Perfect timing cause I’ve rewatched almost every video. Thanks for the content brother always puts a smile on my face.
Me too haha
True, now I watched every video, and now I need content to watch xD
No cap, jonesing 😂😂
in who cares news, ive just had a second heart surgery this year and i recently came across this channel. Its scratched my dayz itch and i love the shitshow half of these turn out to be, thanks for the laughs and the videos. Big fan from melbourne aus
Heart surgery is no joke dude, hope you have a good recovery
Take it easy dude
Dude needed heart surgery after playing too much DayZ and stressing his ticker out too much
@@Procedurallydegeneratedjohn still alive bro so no complaints, thanks though have a good chrissy!
@@deanridley8 haha learning how to slow down is hard man, have a good christmas!
Bro you have the best dayz content on UA-cam. I would rather watch your gameplay than actually play myself lol keep the content coming
smoke & runningmanz for sure. they are different, but voth dont overtalk if you get what I mean. & I have never learned how to navigate the launcher, half them I get errors trying to join even after all the mods download, or just find servers with far too many mods that I dont care for. when I cant even figure out how to get in the game the last thing I care to learn is 50 mods for base building & trading systems. anyway my point is I never play anymore I just enjoy watching the guys I mentioned.
You would enjoy his twitch streams then!
I love the simplicity of smokes edited videos.. you don't need a bunch of crazy b roll footage and cutscenes to make an entertaining dayz video
It’s been a while since we’ve had a true psychopath as a partner 😂 I love it
“You’re just gonna keep fuckimg up Dave’s night…. YES SIRRRR!” I’m dead
I swear the guy smoke runs with , is the 1st guy he meets on Smokes “legend of the Beast Master”
Yeah he went with the name Luke
I 1st watched The legend of the beastmaster just as smoke released it. I had not long had a drop of LSD. It was amazing.
Kept watching it over and over. Brandon was funny
@tonydev631 Smokes vids funnily enough are way better while on some shit, I get you mane
Smoke is the funniest dude I swear 😂 This dude's humor is just so damn good, 17:56 really got me 😂
Also when John shot that dude in the back 😂
And then said "I feel bad". LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂
Smoke being too smart for himself by cutting up those rags is hilarious 😂
This is hands down one of the funniest videos you've put out. When you started cutting up those jumpsuit pants I actually screamed at my phone. And then you trying every angle to blame him. Fucking hysterical!
Man you guys stood no chance at the end but still put up a good fight. Great video as always!
the most poetic subversion I've ever seen
Heartpounding ending. This game, man
Just in time…came down with the flu and my first day with it smoke uploads! Appreciate ya brotha man. makin this dudes illness slightly better
Same broooo, hope you recover quickly man
RIP Dave 😂😂
Yesssssss! A smoke video to go with my post 14hr shift beers! ☺️☺️
Love you smoke keep it up buddy. Look forward to every video. Your sense of humor and voice are enough to cure a man of his woes
You are so deadly with the snipes Smoke, love seeing those sursprising no scopes too
A bit of smoke on a cold winter day, just what I was wanting for Christmas
this is 100% accurate, authentic vorkuta footage lol
“That’s John, this is Dave” *turns to a pile of flesh and human meat.. lmfao
"You're god damn right, that's your fault"😂
The best dayz content creator
Man, i was on the edge of my seat in the end!
You guys were a great duo, loved the energy back and forth between the two. Awesome vid as always!
I’m a simple man.
I see a new Smoke upload, I like the video, and I enjoy watching it.
Thank you as always Smoke for the awesome content.
The pants killed me 😂
Ur weird creepy gameplay is my favorite style of playthru
Was watching your old videos earlier another W visual
Shiey and Smoke dropped a video. I love it.
Glad to see another Shiey follower, top tier content. Smoke/Shiey>Every other content creator.
Lmaoo when he gets into the crazy bunkers I’m always thinking about Namalsk lol
Shiey the train guy?
Hell yeah brother!@@dreae4531
^^^??@@dreae4531
You were kinda dirty in this one lol. A good smoke an evil smoke…swings the pendulum
we need more smoke! I was so wishful hoping for a different ending, but in my heart i knew it was over after hearing that VSD 😂
I’m going to check that spot for guns from now on.
What a run, Smoke and Dayz never disappoint.
Funniest dude you've run with. Dude was a total wildcard lol
Babe wake up its a new smoke video
Perfect timing. I just watched a bunch of your old videos haha good to be back boys 🤙
Oh lordy lordy! Smoke gave us a video to enjoy with our brains on this beautiful thursday? I never would have thought I'd get off work to such a miraculous upload on a Thursday of all days!! Thanks player I appreciate you! Happy holidays my dude!
Thanks for another DayZ story!
You are the best, dawg!
"I've got bullets. From the four guys I killed" "I killed 4 of them"
Best, most enjoyable dayz streamer. Its like a movie. I dont even play Dayz. Its just the funnest thing to watch. The only Dayz streamer ill watch actually
Best pre Xmas evening gift
New bed and a smoke video, gonna roll one and enjoy it. Have a beautiful rest of the year smoke and everyone else too.
Loved it men thxs for uploading
Nothing like waking up to a smoke video ❤
I was there when you did this live a month or two ago! Super memorable haha that ending
I was working on an album and seen you uploaded, had to pause n watch
“Witness meee” 😂😂
Hell yeah. I was fiending.
Hello you all. This smoke video brings us together again before the holidays. HAPPY HOLIDAYS
inspiration at it's finest :D you always put me in the mood to record :)
long time seice i see you on here fella but great video as always and happy christmas brother much love and respect from England
Only 9 minutes in and it’s already sooo good
I had a full blow compound at the church just outside this city that lasted for MONTHS before a team finally raided it. Had hundreds of guns and explosives hidden away, Nemalsk is easily my favorite map. Takes a special kinda crazy to survive in the cold out there.
Alright my man is back! Thanks for making my day bro.
I love how u chop the pants up and then realize that the panta where to wear
“This guys a sonofabitch, man” 😂
Great stuff as always, Smoke! These are great because I been missing the streams this month with the odd times between the two of us. Glad the holidays are over and we can get back into our degenerate every-other-day at midnight schedule, ok? Love you.
what a christmas gift! thank you smoke!!
Worth the wait, love the content smoke
I've been waiting for a smoke video and definitely Not disappointed.
Its a good day when smoke uploads a 35 minute video 🙌
Glad you're back! Great video. I haven't watched it yet.
Dude I could not stop laughing for this entire video
What an absolute treat. Nice one smoke, upload more! 😊
When you were cutting up the pants i was like wtf... beavis and butthead skit lol
“Hey, I won’t do that to you.”
Im a simple man. I see Smoke I click.
the chocolate cake/chubby kid analogy was maybe the most funny shit smoke has ever said
He lives! Been waiting over a month for your next video
The fact that smoke doesn’t have at least 1 million subscribers is criminal.
"This is...Dave." hahaha
here early for the best dayz creator on youtube. Thanks for the content smoke!
Damnit Smoke u r A legend. Ur the creepy phyco legend of DayZ!
17:13 "I feel bad." NO YOU DON'T! LMAO 😂
Love the content! Keep it up ❤
I’ve been waiting for this ❤
"I feel bad...
Oh he had a heat pack nice"
Hell yea!, Thanks Smoke and Gus!.
Man... I was literally holding my own breath to be quiet for you in the last 30 seconds of this video! Awesome Video, your team mate defiantly enjoyed killing small creatures in his granny's basement as a kid.
This was epic, always a good time!😂😂
Dude for real I’m addicted to your twitch channel
There was some dude that me n my buddy killed like 5 times lol, he kept comin back we didn’t know why he wanted to be friends, then im pretty sure his friends came because we got popped smh
Great video as always goat
Love your videos! Keep it up!
This was entertaining AF
Awesome ending keep them coming Amazing content
Smoke is back with another banger
intense end lov u man
Best dayz creator, upload more pls🔥
Was just about to go watch old videos let’s gooo
He made the DayZ 10th anniversary promo vid by the devs... and is badass!
Hell yeah Smokes back... Awesome 💯