How Long Would CARTMAN's Prison Sentence be?
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- Опубліковано 4 лют 2025
- Ever wondered how long Eric Cartman from South Park would be charged for all his crimes in the real world? Well, dive into this and find out..
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You failed to mention his worst crime. Setting up Scott Tenorman's parents to get killed, stealing the bodies, cooking them into chilli ans feeding it to Scott.
How did he forget that?
@Guts-u9x I don't know
@@shadowoffob555 dude that honestly just ruined the video for me, thanks for saving me 40 minutes. how do you miss that?
Not only that he also forgets to mention the two or three genocide attempts 😅🤣
@@Guts-u9xsmth about this channel in general seems kinda off. The upload rate is kinda absurd considering how long these videos are and how much research/editing would actually need to go into making them. The narrator’s voice is definitely real but not sure about anything else tbh.. Forgetting about Cartman’s literal most well known crime is even more suspicious too.
Just goes to show how bad the South Park medical system really is, that a blood transfusion for a tonsil removal was needed at all.
No mention of Scott Tenorman is crazy
That'd be a life sentence 👌👍👍
Catman is.. um.. well lets say that the demons of hell are scared of him
Not even doom slayer can slay this demon XD
@jek9056 that's saying much considering he killed the creature that's both god and satan
@@jek9056 doom guy literally killed the creator doubt cartman could even look in his direction
Cartman*
Everything from reality to nightmares fear him, even Nightmare fears him. XD
The devil's evilness + caseoh's physic + nikocado avocado's eating habits = Eric cartman
Don't disrespect CaseOh like that
Caseoh might be bigger tbh
you're too young for south park
Caseoh one is wild😭
Two steps behind
Ahh... got to love when your average kid somehow manages to befriend Cthulhu of all entities.
bro has to be an industry plant or sum i swear
@ nahh with the quality of videos and the editing he has to have another account or is a project account its cool
At 1:01, Butters said that he filmed Cartman dancing like that so that he would show it to everyone as revenge if Eric ever pranked him again. When Butters learns that his robot was really Cartman in disguise. . . Eh, you already see what happens in the video.
How could he forget Cartman killed the parents and turned them into chill that about 32,000,000 years in jail
AND THEN FED IT TO THEIR CHILD
I’m pretty sure there are demons more well behaved than Cartman
I am pretty sure most demons would be SCARED of Cartman.
Is this what bloom was talking about
16:00 "We only commit hate crimes" is insane 😭😭💀
Cartman: “litterally worse than Satan”
Satan: “Hey kid, Got any tips?”
Cartman makes the Devil look like an Angel
hitler
hitler
Well Satan did go to Heaven
DAMN
guess Cartman never learned what the word preorder stands for.
Is nobody going to talk about how Cartman just broke into a secret government base.
twice
Is it just me or is his posting schedule abnormal considering he just started ?
Look blooms video
It's abnormal for him to have his own ideas for what he wants for his channel?
We all thought mattpatt retired. He’s just undercover i guess
im beggining to call bullshit on this channel, for the amount of time he claims to spend watching these shows he's either been preparing for months on end or he's just reading a script
Would be smart if he just had all this prepared
Just from how he pronounces “ida” in the family guy episodes too. If he binged the whole show, he would pronounce it correctly.
Do you think he’s watching it while recording he prob watches and takes notes of eve epi he commits a crime and what he did then writes a script and reads it then edits it with the film
theres probably a team behind it, a group of people who watch, script writers and such or maybe just asking chatgpt, idk
@@grantwischer5375Sure opened a lot of eyes, eh?
This is what I imagine lawyers do in their free time
Cartman hates hippies because they’re everything he’s not. Kind, loving, generous.
I like hippies for their positive sight on life
@@WispyBlueBricksGPXvery depressed and nihilistic hippie here, that’s not universal
Nope…he has this bad dream in an earlier season about hippies where he says “they say want to save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad”. You can also tell Cartman is tightly wound and a tad paranoid, so he doesn’t trust hippies
I wish hippies actually subscribed to their beliefs, but unfortunately most especially now a days are just trustafarians that lacked basic empathy without the help of drugs
Probably 😂
You should have let it play when butters dad screams don't lie to me butters that is the funniest the moment in this episode to me 😂
It's so cute how Cartman assumes anybody will want to thaw him.
Please do Randy Marsh, Bender Rodriguez, Mr Garrison, and Roger from American Dad
4:47 that got me 😂😂😂😂
Hey man, I just really gotta say you’ve been doing a really good since he started a UA-cam channel. I enjoy your contact. I thought I should just let you know.
0:05 You watch too much television, lol. Great video.
You failed to mention some of those would not be charged because of the age cartman is committing these at
you really did this... Are your eyes still working ?
I love how the longer the video, the longer sentences each person has lol
Court is in session!
this is collectively the one we've been waiting on
My guy is pumping out some quality content fast bro is speed running youtube
objection at the scene at 34:20 he was protecting a woman from being raped. also about the case with the hippies in the basement you have to acount what cartman in what proffesion cartman was working at the time and the context of the episode.
IM SO INTRESTED, I NEED A WHOLE SOUTH PARK SERIES 😾😾
23:57 There actually is in some prisons. It keeps morale at a reasonable level so there may be fewer fights
I did not expect cartmans sentence to be more than quagmires
You totally forgot the Chili Con Carnival
He's doing life in a psycho unit for Scott tenorman alone
Cartman can't be outmatched by the amount crimes he has pulled
*sees the number of years in the thousands on the thumbnail*
*clicks on video*
*sees the 40 minute video length*
*IS ABSOLUTELY NOT SURPRISED AT ALL*
19:32 good thing token wasn’t there😂
Wait, did we count hate crimes? I remember a lot of those, I'm pretty sure of it.
Forgot that he killed his own Dad and fed him to his half-brother
Finally another episode of life sentences of people that don’t exist.
Forgetting scott Tenormans is a crime
Bro these videos are so underrated your channels gonna be huge some day
Really enjoying the videos man, keep it up!
PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE VIDS!!!
4678 years
Oh, and you forgot the time Cartman literally designed a special vehicle and drilled through a crowd of hippies leaving a trail of dead bodies behind that vehicle.
Can you do one about Ceric Artman next?
it’s probably a channel just like ceric artman
@@jellyclark1429thats what I was goin for
Really?
My favourite part is when you link to any legislation or legal resources.
Cartman makes palpatine look like a hero
I've been WAITING for this one!!
Scott Tenorman staring from the shadows😛
Life no parole this shouldn’t be a debate
One of the perfect candidates for this channel!
I'm curious, how are you putting all these hours into watching these series of shows, how are you uploading nearly every day? If I remember correctly you said you put in like a weeks worth of watching spongebob in order to do the spongebob video, but not even 4 days prior to that you had uploaded for the Peter Griffin episode. Are you watching all the episodes from start to finish and getting all the crimes for EVERYONE or are you only watching episodes that include some kind of realistic crime and then writing it down somewhere else. Also on an unrelated note, you sound very similar to the guy from TheScore Esports UA-cam Channel. I believe his name is like Dimitri or something similar to that. I also just thought that maybe this channel could be run by a team of people and that would make more sense on how these videos are being produced so fast.
The second longest behind Morty
There was also the cannibal chili incident.
no no, you got it wrong. Cartman and Kyle didn't show up just in time when the research center found the cure to aids, Cartman and Kyle found the cure.
you should do the guys from its always sunny! this vid eats fr
How do you manage to upload these so often? Must take awhile to make each vid I would imagine
His intelligence is artifically unmatched 😉
I expected this video to be 32 hours
*reads Cartmen* okay
useless fact: the numbers on the thumbnail are 4678
32,002,942.5 years is how many years he'd be in prison for. Thank me later
19:43 I'm glad token wasn't there😂
You've done 2 different Demon children (Stewie, Cartman)
Now lets see Mandy from Billy and Mandy's prison sentence.
12:30 pretty sure this also technically counts as manufacturing ÇSAM as well, so that's another 15 years, and possibly 5 more if doing it in public counts as distribution.
Good video but you missed on a few crimes time for a part 2
Life or death sentence for cartman post season 5. I've seen the whole show. Anything Cartman does doesn't shock me no more.
It's so. Satisfy turning 99 to 100
5:57 “thaght dawg must have the stretchest stomach ever…”
6:53 well technically Lian would also spent 3 years in jail because it’s not like she didn’t threaten cartman with a gun too
Finally, this video has arrived
I was wondering every single day when eric Cartman would be next
Respect his Autoritah
Cartman does care about his cats
When the town bans cats after classifying them as a drug cartman goes out of his way to hide his and stray cats from authorities in his attic
You know he's bad when he has a greater sentence than Aizen by a couple million years
Do Bart Simpson's prison sentence next
Oh I hope you do a video of all the characters. Even p.c. principal
There's really a moment where after every sound and frame is horrifying.
you forgot the death sentence he received
How are these coming out so quick wtfff
What about the chili episode
22.40 seriously longest lived console to date.
What about the tine he made his brother eat his parents in chili
That isn’t his brother it’s his bully
@Mrx-k7o watch episode 201
Now the final boss.
Flippy and Fliqpy from Happy Tree Friends.
So we not talking about the chili incident?????
You need to do a part 2
This should be an hour long.
this is what happens if you sleep in the sleepover party first 24:51
didn't he drive a giant drill through the biggest hippy festival in existance? those should count into his murder sentence
I can't believe you skipped Scott Tenorman! Cartman tricked him into eating chili made the freshly murdered and butchered (by Cartman) bodies of his parents lol
It astonishes me that intentionally giving someone AIDS is a lesser offense than almost everything else here
Finally you did cartman!! Yass
For those who don’t feel like watching the whole 40 minutes, he would be in jail for 32,002,942.5 years in jail
You sound a little like Dimitri Pascaluta from theScore esports so it always messes me up when this video autoplays in my queue.