I have learned so much from this. Thank you. I will subscribe. I am 70 yrs young and I’ve decided to try stand up. This is going to help me prepare for my first Open Mic. I told my wife I going to attempt comedy and after telling her several of my life stories, she said that they all were very sad and that I should try counseling…
Another great one Jerry! I'm already a fan! These videos are a great help for the folks that are just starting, like me. Big shout out from Portugal (that little piece of land next to Spain)!
Jerry, you should do a podcast where comics talk about their process, bombing and their worst jokes that didn't work. Call it Bricks 🏀. Highlight their best jokes too but the other theme is more interesting.
What if you have to fart while you're on stage? Would you recommend having a few Let's get a round of applause for or by round of applause who here...questions on hand to distract the crowd? Is this covered in your ebook?
What you've said in German is actually a rather offensive term we sometimes use for comedic value. It translates to "blow up your underpants" and means something along the lines of: "I'm a racist bigot, deal with it!".
Love your material and videos, and your generosity in sharing it all with us! Thank you, Jerry. Your "Achtung" ad lib might go over better to Der_Marvi without the Hitler Heil gesture that accompanied it though! 😀 Keep up the great work
Basically they are like the little tid bits you can add to jokes to give it some spunk. An example: writing a joke about "Stepping in dog shit is like eating your roommates homemade left overs. Your only dealing with it because they wouldnt throw it away." Now as a tag you might add a little thing to it like "hey at least Dog Shit doest taste as bad."
I un ironically like Taylor swift and i'm not sorry, I honestly think she's a good songwriter. the thing is that where i live in Australia, hardly anyone listens to Taylor swift. its weird for me because she's like one of the most famous pop stars in the world and if she's so famous then you'd think she'd have heaps of fans and here's me in Australia just thinking to my self "where are they?". for about a week i was listening to her so much i honestly thought i must've been her only fan and I was the completely supporting her entire music career, it honestly did seem feasible. I also like Norwegian black metal. You know the sort of thing where we have lead singers cutting themselves on stage and burning down churches, my cup of tea. for anyone who doesn't know what black metal sounds like it like walking past a construction site. tractors and jack hammers and all that sort of thing. sometimes it gets so confusing that you honestly see mosh pits outside construction sites. my taste in music is all over the place man, its hard to tell people what my taste in music is when they ask me. "I like Taylor swift... and Mayhem" work that one out atheists.
There is however more fear of the inside. You’ve felt it. Between you and me, I don’t want everybody to know what I’m really thinking about. How bad is that going to look! There for all to see. It’s no-one’s business! Getting out there you know. Right now the only thing my whole body is thinking is diarrhoea. I don’t want that left getting out there. It ain’t right… Ah, it‘s a sloppy joke. I don’t know what I was thinking. For a minute I had it. It’s gone now.
How's it fair that we can go into animal territory. Whether land, water or air. Disturb the animals and it's called learning and adventure...... But when an animal curiously comes into our territory we scream and call it a pest??
I’m not one that’s prone to bow down to the PC world. Comedy is free speech. Punk. Raw. Rock ‘n Roll. Let the PC world bow down to comedy. We (comedy) we’re here first. Since comedy takes God’s name in vain, why should it clean up its speech for the PC world? If you’re going to change your speech, change it for God’s respect first. Don’t bow down to the PC world.
My fantasy football team is all victoria's secret models. Luckily their ground game is incredible because they hardly ever pass; they're what you would call fast women. Not many sacks this year but they know how to attack loose balls.
Im not sure how fantasy football works but my fantasy football would be with all victoria secret models. Im definitely more motivated playing from behind. How Id like to score Is heaving balls deep to the wide receiver, i then do a reverse to the tight end. Finally finishing with the center sneak, keeping it all in the box.
Thank you, Stone Cold! Your knowledge and transition from wrestling to comedy is very inspiring!
Rotfl
And that’s the punchline because Stone Cold said so!
Damn he do look like stone cold huh lol
😂😂😂😂
This man is a GENIUS🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 anyone who is thinking of getting into stand-up, Jerry is the man to go to.
Thank you Lina! You are very kind.
I have learned so much from this. Thank you. I will subscribe. I am 70 yrs young and I’ve decided to try stand up. This is going to help me prepare for my first Open Mic.
I told my wife I going to attempt comedy and after telling her several of my life stories, she said that they all were very sad and that I should try counseling…
Lol thats a bit right there
@PAPITOCHULITO727 😂😂😂😂 man almost outta here save it for heaven my boy 😂😂😂😂
Stealing that one!
You are helping gain confidence
Kudos, Mr. Clean, your advice is spot on.
This is just in time exactly what I've been looking for
Another great one Jerry! I'm already a fan! These videos are a great help for the folks that are just starting, like me. Big shout out from Portugal (that little piece of land next to Spain)!
Love your advice. I want more info on double antrandas , if you don't mind sharing more on this.
You always teach me something new. Thanks for another great video!
I 'm going to channel all my sadness into healing laughs and money! Thank you Jerry!
Please come to Nashville one day
Great video! I'm gonna start writing a story tonight. Thanks again Mr. Jerry
Jerry has given me an opportunity to find a way to find light in a world of sadness.
Jerry, you should do a podcast where comics talk about their process, bombing and their worst jokes that didn't work. Call it Bricks 🏀. Highlight their best jokes too but the other theme is more interesting.
Another awesome comedy coaching clinic! Thanks for putting such high quality info out!😀
“Hashtag me tooed all over UA-cam” hahahahaha.
Very, very useful.
this helps me. I need more jokes. Seriously, I have things to talk about but need more jokes. need more jokes.
Thank you very much. Have been struggling writing lately and couldn’t put my finger on the problem. This was it.
Nice very nice great work
Incredibly useful information! Thank you very much sir!
This channel is gold!
You seem to touch on every question a yuppy comedian has. Thanks for your vids, man.
so helpful, get his book and learn from it -- Comedy DNA
Hahah Achtung means “attention” and don’t worry I’m listening! Thanks for the great content!
Thanks for the help with my French. 😂
@ haha just making sure your pronunciation is solid should we start another attempt to conquer the world 😱🫣 … hopefully not …
Great video as always. Joke doctor, your skill is impeccable. I always learn from you sir.
8:11 *Unless you're black.* 🤣
*Great video.*
You're awesome Jerry!
You are the best Sensei! Gretings from Paraguay SA¡!¡
i really appreciate your videos! they always motivate me 💪
What if you have to fart while you're on stage? Would you recommend having a few Let's get a round of applause for or by round of applause who here...questions on hand to distract the crowd? Is this covered in your ebook?
John Vas hahahahaha 😆
Thanks Jerry great vid!
Thank you sensei! Your words will be immortalized. "...Mice are a lot like...Girlfriends. They're always looking for the cheese."
Great Stuff. Greetings from Australia
1:57 Mice are a lot like photographers. They're always looking for the cheese🤷🏻♂️
The Greatest comics are one liners. Groucho, Williams, Carson, Rickles, Letterman. These guys would have solid material today.
As far as I know, Mitch Hedberg never did stories, just one joke to the next.
What you've said in German is actually a rather offensive term we sometimes use for comedic value. It translates to "blow up your underpants" and means something along the lines of: "I'm a racist bigot, deal with it!".
Love your material and videos, and your generosity in sharing it all with us! Thank you, Jerry. Your "Achtung" ad lib might go over better to Der_Marvi without the Hitler Heil gesture that accompanied it though! 😀 Keep up the great work
Nice video sir...
Tags? Toppers? What are they?
Basically they are like the little tid bits you can add to jokes to give it some spunk. An example: writing a joke about "Stepping in dog shit is like eating your roommates homemade left overs. Your only dealing with it because they wouldnt throw it away." Now as a tag you might add a little thing to it like "hey at least Dog Shit doest taste as bad."
I laughed at that last part, idk whether you made it up spontaneously but I laughed so good job.
MORE PLZ
You said "Attention!" in german.
Still relevant af
I un ironically like Taylor swift and i'm not sorry, I honestly think she's a good songwriter. the thing is that where i live in Australia, hardly anyone listens to Taylor swift. its weird for me because she's like one of the most famous pop stars in the world and if she's so famous then you'd think she'd have heaps of fans and here's me in Australia just thinking to my self "where are they?". for about a week i was listening to her so much i honestly thought i must've been her only fan and I was the completely supporting her entire music career, it honestly did seem feasible. I also like Norwegian black metal. You know the sort of thing where we have lead singers cutting themselves on stage and burning down churches, my cup of tea. for anyone who doesn't know what black metal sounds like it like walking past a construction site. tractors and jack hammers and all that sort of thing. sometimes it gets so confusing that you honestly see mosh pits outside construction sites. my taste in music is all over the place man, its hard to tell people what my taste in music is when they ask me. "I like Taylor swift... and Mayhem" work that one out atheists.
There is however more fear of the inside. You’ve felt it. Between you and me, I don’t want everybody to know what I’m really thinking about. How bad is that going to look! There for all to see. It’s no-one’s business! Getting out there you know. Right now the only thing my whole body is thinking is diarrhoea. I don’t want that left getting out there. It ain’t right… Ah, it‘s a sloppy joke. I don’t know what I was thinking. For a minute I had it. It’s gone now.
How's it fair that we can go into animal territory. Whether land, water or air. Disturb the animals and it's called learning and adventure......
But when an animal curiously comes into our territory we scream and call it a pest??
How should a Impressionist do stand up comedy? or should they lol
just one question - are we supposed to fear the PC's?
I'm not sure I like that assumption.
Sir please can I talk to you privately on mail?
I am from nepal
I’m not one that’s prone to bow down to the PC world. Comedy is free speech. Punk. Raw. Rock ‘n Roll. Let the PC world bow down to comedy. We (comedy) we’re here first. Since comedy takes God’s name in vain, why should it clean up its speech for the PC world? If you’re going to change your speech, change it for God’s respect first. Don’t bow down to the PC world.
My fantasy football team is all victoria's secret models. Luckily their ground game is incredible because they hardly ever pass; they're what you would call fast women. Not many sacks this year but they know how to attack loose balls.
Im not sure how fantasy football works but my fantasy football would be with all victoria secret models. Im definitely more motivated playing from behind. How Id like to score
Is heaving balls deep to the wide receiver, i then do a reverse to the tight end. Finally finishing with the center sneak, keeping it all in the box.
Your German act out needs more work! lol
Leave Kevin Hart out of this🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
GVNG TV you mean the guy - Kevin “true story, true story” Hart?
1st, sweet
Man...... Stone Cold comments on every video. Hopefully those same people aren't doing stand up with that same technique.
P.S. Thanks for all the info Jerry.
oh the guy asking the questing was german? no wonder he couldn't be funny.