500 IQ bridges in Poly Bridge 3!

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  • @AaravBaranwal
    @AaravBaranwal 4 місяці тому +321

    16:41 "I am not used to having a long one" - Matt

    • @DefinitelyNotAFerret
      @DefinitelyNotAFerret 3 місяці тому

      Hehe

    • @AaravBaranwal
      @AaravBaranwal 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Franktamasdon't know

    • @BlastbirdGD
      @BlastbirdGD 2 місяці тому +1

      As i heard tht i inmediatly went to the comments to see if someone commented on it lmao

    • @Malfin_L
      @Malfin_L Місяць тому +1

      "that's what she said"

  • @deptusmechanikus7362
    @deptusmechanikus7362 4 місяці тому +138

    No way any of these designs pass safety inspection.
    A true hallmark of proper UK civil engineering

    • @joshfyffe5511
      @joshfyffe5511 4 місяці тому +6

      As a civil engineer, I feel personally attacked.

  • @jasonjazzz5
    @jasonjazzz5 4 місяці тому +141

    23:23 you missed the fact that that huge cable muscle stopped the platform from rotating

    • @Seegtease
      @Seegtease 3 місяці тому +14

      Yeah that was wild, didn't even know you could win that battle of forces!

  • @alanESV2
    @alanESV2 4 місяці тому +282

    How is my submission subtle? You can clearly see the RCE on top

    • @upchessbyabzolute
      @upchessbyabzolute 4 місяці тому +87

      ALAAAN

    • @RealCivilEngineerGaming
      @RealCivilEngineerGaming  4 місяці тому +186

      ALAN!!!

    • @WoodM3chanic
      @WoodM3chanic 4 місяці тому +57

      ALAN! Congratulations to have become the biggest Meme on Matt's channel - A Poly Bridge Video, without the "Alan!?!?" just wouldn't be the same

    • @siddharth1748
      @siddharth1748 4 місяці тому +18

      ALAAN

    • @upchessbyabzolute
      @upchessbyabzolute 4 місяці тому

      @@WoodM3chanic yea that or the NiffTea™ Sponsored Solution

  • @thejwilliams333
    @thejwilliams333 3 місяці тому +21

    10:45 I think that cheeky hydraulic was just there to go through the hydraulic phase. It wasn't attached to anything and seemed to give it time for the counterweight to do it's job.

  • @thedrunkshinobi
    @thedrunkshinobi 4 місяці тому +34

    The single small hydro in Thatman's replay isn't moving any thing. It is just used as a timer to determine how long the hydo phase will take.

  • @TheBaldrickk
    @TheBaldrickk 4 місяці тому +78

    7:56 adds rope muscle to the cable instead of replacing it. "It's more expensive!" 🤦

  • @hannibal1991
    @hannibal1991 4 місяці тому +30

    I have never played any polybridge, i just watch too much youtube but I think the hydraulic in Thatman level is there just for time. If there is no hydraulic maybe there is no hydraulic phase and the car just go directly; he just needs time for his mechanism to place the bridge.

    • @thedrunkshinobi
      @thedrunkshinobi 4 місяці тому +7

      You would be correct. It isn't that there isn't a hydraulic phase though. It is that the time of the phase is determined by how long the hydraulics take to do their movements. Short hydraulics take less time, longer ones more time.

  • @siegesgaming5163
    @siegesgaming5163 4 місяці тому +22

    That song was amazing... 😂😂

    • @Mrnachocheese69
      @Mrnachocheese69 3 місяці тому

      @@siegesgaming5163 bridged in my pants!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @saitamleonidas
      @saitamleonidas 3 місяці тому

      What's the og one?

    • @siegesgaming5163
      @siegesgaming5163 3 місяці тому +1

      @@saitamleonidas J*zz In My Pants by The Lonely Island...

  • @RenneVangr
    @RenneVangr 4 місяці тому +7

    13:30 that is genuinely the definition of a perfect backflip, wtf😂

  • @jinenjipeke
    @jinenjipeke 2 місяці тому +1

    11:00
    i talked with the fish, they liked your drainage work

  • @alext6933
    @alext6933 4 місяці тому +7

    The hydraulic Bridges with no Hydraulics are always my favorite.😊

  • @Mrnachocheese69
    @Mrnachocheese69 4 місяці тому +20

    5:45 "ENGINEERING TIME"
    "I MEASURE SPANS AND I CALCULATE
    SO MY BRIDGES WONT DISINTERGRATE
    STAYING UP ALL NIGHT TO DESIGN A TRUSS
    BEING SO COMFY IT WAS A MUST
    SO I
    *chorus*BRIDGED IN MY PANTS *chorus*
    WHEN THERE'S STUFF TO DO AND YOU WORK FROM HOME (this line had a mistake in Matt's video song 5:55)
    GOTTA REMOVE ALL CLOTHING ENGINEERING ALONE
    WHEN THERES TOO MUCH WORK THE ONLY THING TO DO IS
    *chorus* BRIDGE IN MY PANTS
    ARCHITECTS DREAM
    BUT I FOLLOW THROUGH
    TURNING THEIR SKETCHES INTO SOMETHING TRUE
    RATHER THAN DOING OVER TIME
    ID RATHER GO HOME and then quit cuz i cant be dealing with this stuff anymore"

  • @droppedpasta
    @droppedpasta 4 місяці тому +11

    My man has never heard of a parallelogram linkage

  • @RealAndySkibba
    @RealAndySkibba 4 місяці тому +16

    Yay!!! More PB3

    • @Mrnachocheese69
      @Mrnachocheese69 4 місяці тому +1

      @@RealAndySkibba my favourite peanut butter 3.0

  • @Stellars012
    @Stellars012 4 місяці тому +30

    0:43 no matt paddy surrounded by all of his friends. wait, does Paddy have friends?

  • @nikolaymatveychuk6145
    @nikolaymatveychuk6145 4 місяці тому +5

    OH! WOW! To be honest I don't usually like engineering songs in these videos but this one at 5:46 is quite good. I would actually add it to my play list not as a joke or a parody but as a really nice song :) And the ending of the song... it is so... natural... )))

  • @tres909
    @tres909 4 місяці тому +4

    RCE & The Lonely Island Tour is something we need! 😅

  • @im4d3m0n_
    @im4d3m0n_ 3 місяці тому

    18:40 Changing the top bridge doesn't affect the bottom one, however, what it does do is affect the time the first car hits the flag, which in turn affects the time the second car starts.
    Your first design for the bottom part was made for when the second car started at a different time in the replay, which is why it doesn't work now that the second car starts at a different time.

  • @Duckyosis
    @Duckyosis 3 місяці тому

    I love how you’re spending more time on the levels now, optimizing it like a real engineer

  • @DuckThatSpreadsNegativity
    @DuckThatSpreadsNegativity 2 місяці тому +2

    23:50 ayo? 🤨

  • @FQT_Keller-Ash
    @FQT_Keller-Ash 3 місяці тому

    0:57 this explains a lot about the traffic flow in your cities (I am completely joking and I hope you and paddy both have an excellent day)

  • @dastoex
    @dastoex 3 місяці тому

    "I think wood might have a little more flex in it than steel." There's that education showing, Matt.

  • @duckknight581
    @duckknight581 4 місяці тому +7

    Yay I love the poly bridge content!

  • @BigMan7o0
    @BigMan7o0 3 місяці тому +1

    The lonely island paraday was a perfect 7/5, can't say i expected it

  • @deejay4am
    @deejay4am 2 місяці тому +1

    GOSEIGEN IN THE WILD SPOTTED

  • @waffleclan1831
    @waffleclan1831 4 місяці тому +1

    Spilt my coffee when I realized the lonely island parody

  • @Mrnachocheese69
    @Mrnachocheese69 4 місяці тому +402

    Day 14 Of Asking Matt To Play Planet Crafter AgainAnd I Also Got Reported As "Cyber Bullying" After Telling To Report A Innapopriate Bot

    • @TSKDarkPD
      @TSKDarkPD 4 місяці тому +16

      Crazy

    • @Irisgeneral
      @Irisgeneral 4 місяці тому +10

      I approve because that report was not good

    • @BlakeMe-l4t
      @BlakeMe-l4t 4 місяці тому +1

      Your first

    • @ek9447
      @ek9447 4 місяці тому +5

      I hope he sees you and listens before you get to like day 50+ 😅

    • @devileh
      @devileh 4 місяці тому +18

      Use the discord, not the comment section.

  • @LordCarrCarr
    @LordCarrCarr 3 місяці тому

    My 6yo and I have spent most of today watching literally all of your videos.

  • @RichieHendrixx
    @RichieHendrixx 3 місяці тому

    Probably your best parody yet

  • @Bassalicious
    @Bassalicious 3 місяці тому

    hands down best engineering-time song yet lol

  • @darealsherlock8026
    @darealsherlock8026 4 місяці тому +4

    0:42
    RCE is Paddy’s pimp?

  • @TheNoirKamui
    @TheNoirKamui 4 місяці тому +2

    Go Seigen! The legend! ^^ iGo players are also RCE enjoyers I see ^^

  • @DatGuy_83
    @DatGuy_83 4 місяці тому +2

    Best Engineering Time yet, bravo

  • @microshlink
    @microshlink 3 місяці тому

    banger song dude 6:00

  • @JayJayGee1313
    @JayJayGee1313 3 місяці тому

    Livvy Dunne! Paddy’s got great taste! 👌

  • @Hendrik6
    @Hendrik6 4 місяці тому +1

    Kudos for excellent music choice :-)

  • @00null00null00
    @00null00null00 4 місяці тому +5

    NiffTea did not sponsor this episode

  • @rwterwilliger
    @rwterwilliger 3 місяці тому

    Utah Department of Transportation - Bridgefest 2024. Sensationalizing municipal maintenance on their social media. Definitely good for a couple chuckles if you've not seen it yet.

  • @KathleenFeliciano
    @KathleenFeliciano 3 місяці тому

    15:46 " Not bad but not good." Iykyk

  • @BeastlyTT
    @BeastlyTT 4 місяці тому +8

    "Paddy in the back with all his.. female companions."
    Oh Paddy, you dog! Oh... right..

  • @katharine5856
    @katharine5856 3 місяці тому +1

    I love the musical rendition of “bridge in my pants 🎶🎶”

  • @TheBlueRoseKnight
    @TheBlueRoseKnight 3 місяці тому

    I was not expecting "Bridge in My Pants" Well done.

  • @duythuchoang5095
    @duythuchoang5095 3 місяці тому

    17:20
    Lmao RCE finally sees the top guy
    Also even better is that that guy is a Vietnamese, and the name translates to "who asks"
    RCE was pretty close with the pronounciation too, the "hỏi" part is quite decent, you just need to say the "ai" part like saying the letter I

  • @scottishdrunkard1845
    @scottishdrunkard1845 4 місяці тому +3

    Paddy in the Limo with Sydney Sweeney, but who is the other woman?

  • @WabbitRB
    @WabbitRB 3 місяці тому

    It wasn't a hand holding an ice cream, it was a brontosaurus.

  • @eddierichardson5740
    @eddierichardson5740 3 місяці тому

    Matt showing us all that hydraulics are not civil lol

  • @subynut
    @subynut 4 місяці тому

    Those solutions were quite clever!

  • @charleslundy7545
    @charleslundy7545 3 місяці тому

    Ai Hoa started say Hi RCE. Did y'all see? Now RCE all the way, from Top to Bottom!

  • @AreUmygrandson
    @AreUmygrandson 3 місяці тому

    You did drainage as a civil engineer. Making water move was literally your job.

  • @Iambananas9167
    @Iambananas9167 4 місяці тому +1

    YES!!!! Love the song hahaha

  • @Helicard
    @Helicard 4 місяці тому +2

    Trimming the balls makes the bridge more aerodynamic

  • @Dalamaris411
    @Dalamaris411 3 місяці тому

    matt will do anything to avoid using hydraulics lol

  • @runaway9098
    @runaway9098 3 місяці тому

    This song may be the funniest one yet

  • @Meed2009
    @Meed2009 4 місяці тому

    I remember watching someone play Poly Bridge 1 like 8 years ago.

  • @damienboase9520
    @damienboase9520 3 місяці тому

    The singing is assault.

  • @HighWarlordJC
    @HighWarlordJC 3 місяці тому

    7:23 Bridge hits 95% weight/stress right after he says it goes up to 87%.

  • @He1tosis
    @He1tosis 4 місяці тому +1

    Make the mukkap in CS2 since you made the line and the oxagon.

  • @Real28
    @Real28 3 місяці тому +1

    A Lonely Island classic? 🤣🤣

  • @WaldoWheresReal
    @WaldoWheresReal 3 місяці тому

    Day one of asking Matt to start a Hardcore Minecraft series with the Create mod

  • @Mikustan39
    @Mikustan39 4 місяці тому +7

    “Just like Alan’s solutions.” Nice one.

  • @TheMixflow
    @TheMixflow 3 місяці тому

    really tought you were gonna show 500 bridges hahaha

  • @Lilath93
    @Lilath93 3 місяці тому

    8:58 poor ai hoi, he tried to hi you RCE.

  • @草鱼
    @草鱼 4 місяці тому

    mono-muscle, bi-muscles, Tri-muscles, quadra-muscles, penta-muscles, HEXA-muscles (HEXagons are the bestagons remember)
    Sex-muscles are for alan solutions ;) 23:23

  • @fruitfulconnoisseur
    @fruitfulconnoisseur 4 місяці тому +1

    16:41 it's all right Matt the strongest shape is just getting stronger

  • @jamoecw
    @jamoecw 4 місяці тому

    That first bridge was painful.

  • @Oil-is-here
    @Oil-is-here 3 місяці тому +1

    Boing drive on there .. drown 17:03

  • @imagermanl3
    @imagermanl3 3 місяці тому +1

    Great lonely island song remake

  • @darkmaster450
    @darkmaster450 3 місяці тому

    The foundation road tho 🤣

  • @kimjongun1
    @kimjongun1 3 місяці тому

    Real Civil Engineer should check out Beseige.

  • @its_me_that_1_guy
    @its_me_that_1_guy 4 місяці тому

    0:53 bro roastet markrober😂

  • @Monkeman-s2d
    @Monkeman-s2d 4 місяці тому

    Paddy in the Cadillac

  • @SmokinBlunts781
    @SmokinBlunts781 4 місяці тому

    Paddy king of the escorts 😂

  • @devttyUSB0
    @devttyUSB0 4 місяці тому

    @10:43 obviously a cat paw ofcourse

  • @awesomemakun
    @awesomemakun 4 місяці тому +4

    25 seconds ago is crazy I hope this video is good

  • @TheBallisticzero
    @TheBallisticzero 4 місяці тому

    That was a sandworm from Dune, Watahail?!

  • @siddharth1748
    @siddharth1748 4 місяці тому +1

    We need complete song 😂😂

  • @seamonster4554
    @seamonster4554 4 місяці тому

    Bridge in my pants just so happens to be the best one yet. Good job.

  • @Irisgeneral
    @Irisgeneral 4 місяці тому +1

    POLYBRIDGE!!!!

  • @helixmeteor
    @helixmeteor 3 місяці тому

    Paddy is a player confirmed

  • @walkir2662
    @walkir2662 4 місяці тому

    By grabthar's hammer, what a savings!

  • @jackedmondson1727
    @jackedmondson1727 3 місяці тому

    Paddy did tell me he does love livvy dunne

  • @Kilmajaro
    @Kilmajaro 3 місяці тому +1

    Day 61 of asking Matt to play the saxophone for an intro 🎷🎷🎷

  • @phearedphantom
    @phearedphantom 2 місяці тому +1

    2.5D game

  • @woody7155
    @woody7155 2 місяці тому +1

    @.57 civil engineers are just human beavers?

  • @Potatoincanada201
    @Potatoincanada201 4 місяці тому +2

    There was a big problem with your first bridge (which was that you over engineered your bridge). What you could’ve done instead of over engineering your bridge might’ve been trussing the bottom of every 3 pieces of road and literally just adding a hydraulic phase (I’m still at 3:28 so I’m not sure if someone if anyone did that in the gallery).

  • @MR._Gramps
    @MR._Gramps 4 місяці тому

    I love pants

  • @R-BGamingUK
    @R-BGamingUK 4 місяці тому +6

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  • @leemarco9596
    @leemarco9596 4 місяці тому

    Ice cream cone 😂😂

  • @DnB_Is_Cool
    @DnB_Is_Cool 3 місяці тому +1

    Hi

  • @Mr.Bedrocker
    @Mr.Bedrocker 4 місяці тому +1

    Day 4 of asking RCE to play Project Architect 2 Modpack for Minecraft

  • @DylanONeill-kq8om
    @DylanONeill-kq8om 4 місяці тому

    How are you doing

  • @PinkTuskedMammoth
    @PinkTuskedMammoth 4 місяці тому

    alan NEVER disappoints!

  • @joshuawesson8889
    @joshuawesson8889 3 місяці тому

    Oh lord, I forgot about that song.

  • @Leopoldius_I.
    @Leopoldius_I. 4 місяці тому +2

    Day 69 + 58 of asking Matt to play Civilization VI

  • @snake6444
    @snake6444 4 місяці тому +1

    lonely island aww yeah

  • @Pdor_figlio_di_Kmer
    @Pdor_figlio_di_Kmer 3 місяці тому

    I still can't believe the amount of knob jokes in this game's gallery. Weird.😅

  • @Bystander333
    @Bystander333 4 місяці тому

    Can't stop humming "Bridge in my pants", it sounds familiar.

  • @ShiftSticklerz
    @ShiftSticklerz 3 місяці тому

    Please play Frostpunk (or Frostpunk 2 because it’s coming out soon

  • @harleyclawson7639
    @harleyclawson7639 3 місяці тому

    22:22 🤣🤣🤣🤣Fucking alan😆😆