TABS - Star Wars Stormtroopers Invade Every Faction in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator!

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  • @Jaunt3
    @Jaunt3 5 років тому +514

    The armor on a stormtrooper is made for absorbing the blaster bolt. When you see a stormtrooper falling down after one shot, there is a slight chance that they could have survived.
    Edit: I understand there was a large chance of survival. You don’t need to keep commenting

    • @jakobkalstad5651
      @jakobkalstad5651 5 років тому +9

      you are clue

    • @cidballcidball8030
      @cidballcidball8030 5 років тому +85

      Not a slight chance either, most of them were knocked out

    • @gladysbasco4176
      @gladysbasco4176 5 років тому +9

      @@jakobkalstad5651 is this r/youngpeopleyoutube?

    • @noohm2385
      @noohm2385 5 років тому +24

      It just spread the kinetic energy of the blaster bolt around the armor instead of one spot so that it doesnt pierce them instead spreads and stunts them intead of killing em

    • @RalphMcgiliger
      @RalphMcgiliger 5 років тому +1

      Bruh y u steal my cooment.....

  • @Rokkerhead
    @Rokkerhead 5 років тому +54

    4:49
    Lore wise: It's because of the fact that the Kaminoans designed the armor, Kaminoans see in, (I think it was either UV or IR), different wavelengths than humans do, and painted them with a special kind of paint only they (the Kaminoans) could see . And so, to them, the stormtrooper armor is actually completely covered in a big blast of different colors and is perfectly camouflaged, but, to a human, you could pick them out of a crowd 1 million strong with no problem. And the reason this wasn't fixed by the Empire is because the white and black of the imperial stormtroopers was actually found to be very intimidating.
    Now, if you want the ACTUAL reason why the armor is completely white, it's because the armour was made irl with a type of (?plastic?) material that is notorious for being hard to paint, and it took a really long time to make all the armor and they didn't want to have to make it all again.

    • @mmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh
      @mmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh 3 роки тому +2

      Shadow troopers and death troopers be like " Yea yea right"

    • @Rokkerhead
      @Rokkerhead 3 роки тому +2

      @@mmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh aren't shadow troopers robots though?
      Also these two are completely different units from stormtroopers so they're issued different uniforms, just like any real life military

    • @mmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh
      @mmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh 3 роки тому +3

      @@Rokkerhead Im not sure some people say their armor is just a special expiremental version version so they are humans and some say they are robots but I dont know.

    • @Rokkerhead
      @Rokkerhead 3 роки тому +2

      @@mmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh yeah there's also just the fact that they could be issued different uniforms because that's what militaries do.

    • @mmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh
      @mmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh 3 роки тому +2

      @@Rokkerhead Yea thats also right

  • @arandomguywitharandomname4187
    @arandomguywitharandomname4187 5 років тому +196

    Any TABS video: starts
    Baron: "The battle of Stanford bridge..."

  • @iamking132
    @iamking132 5 років тому +410

    "The storm troopers have the highest rate of fire"
    Seems he forgot about mod-broken Artemis

    • @daniiii888
      @daniiii888 5 років тому +5

      Rebels ain't canon brother

    • @christophersalinas2722
      @christophersalinas2722 5 років тому +5

      They don't die, They are knocked unconscious, but there are some instances when they instantly die.

    • @The_Andromeda_Galaxy
      @The_Andromeda_Galaxy 5 років тому +7

      @@christophersalinas2722 because they're trying to be family friendly.

    • @starstuds
      @starstuds 5 років тому +5

      @@daniiii888 IT IS CANON BOI!

    • @ArmyWife597
      @ArmyWife597 5 років тому

      Also the hawacha machine gun

  • @Sorrin7274
    @Sorrin7274 5 років тому +297

    Storm troopers using DC-15a’s
    Star Wars fans : *REEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @NewDawn2106
    @NewDawn2106 5 років тому +49

    "What can men do against such reckless hate?"
    *Introduces Galactic Empire

    • @thesenate5291
      @thesenate5291 5 років тому +3

      I be live it was Dr bright who said "keep throwing Class D at it until it stops"

    • @slooeverysunday7065
      @slooeverysunday7065 3 роки тому

      @@thesenate5291 XD

  • @lamskc
    @lamskc 5 років тому +54

    Stick war legacy zombies battle:
    Humans:
    8 hoplites as speartons
    12 squires as swordwrath
    10 archers as archidons
    3 bonemages as magigkills
    2 jarls as miners
    Zombies:
    15 clubbers as zombies
    20 halflings as leapers
    8 potion sellers as ranged zombies
    12 protectors as zombie speartons
    1 scarecrow as reapers
    1 king as a zombie giant

  • @samuelwarshaw9480
    @samuelwarshaw9480 5 років тому +108

    In Star Wars, most of the time when you see a stormtrooper get shot, most of the time he actually lives, the armor serves to distribute the blast around the trooper’s body

    • @colderdrymatt1581
      @colderdrymatt1581 5 років тому +3

      Yes Boo but also the helmet blocks vision Disney said so in rebels

    • @keondricpaigg7375
      @keondricpaigg7375 5 років тому +4

      @@colderdrymatt1581 Actually there are security measures put in place that prevents unauthorized access.

    • @kerbo2383
      @kerbo2383 5 років тому +4

      @@colderdrymatt1581 rebels is NOT canon. it is trash

    • @colderdrymatt1581
      @colderdrymatt1581 5 років тому +2

      @@kerbo2383 just cause its trash dosent meen its not cannon i agrea with trash but it cannon it was mad after 2015 and is there for cannon (i wish it wasent cannon but hey Disney sucks)

    • @colderdrymatt1581
      @colderdrymatt1581 5 років тому

      @@keondricpaigg7375 the prequels are cannon and we shall nlt speak of what happend there

  • @idkblyat3178
    @idkblyat3178 5 років тому +74

    Baron: the Brits are primitive!
    DanTDM: SaY SiKe RiGhT NoW!!

    • @Blue-vs6fj
      @Blue-vs6fj 5 років тому +1

      lel

    • @NotsoSneak
      @NotsoSneak 5 років тому +4

      I’m on team Dan cuz ima British boi

    • @mooforce1020
      @mooforce1020 5 років тому

      G I V E M E T H E P L A N T

    • @puddingfell5288
      @puddingfell5288 5 років тому

      I forgot of dans existence till now

    • @harrydarwin1874
      @harrydarwin1874 4 роки тому

      Me also: say sike right now
      I’m British (better than USA)

  • @isaratt
    @isaratt Рік тому +2

    Fun fact: in the first three og starwars films like a new hope, empire strikes back, and the return of the Jedi the storm trooper are always holding there e-11s on their left hand no wonder most stormtroopers have bad aim. They all are mostly left handed due to the prop being only used in their left hands. Oh, and the stormtroopers are using the wrong gun lol. Great video I want more of these keep up the great content.

  • @Triqlu-vl5cc
    @Triqlu-vl5cc 5 років тому +135

    Baron: why are the storm troopers white
    Me: wait a minute that’s illegal

    • @SanderDoesThings
      @SanderDoesThings 5 років тому +3

      Isn't it because they were children with plastic armor?

    • @xl8184
      @xl8184 5 років тому

      Önskelista till tomten zjfciw

    • @Triqlu-vl5cc
      @Triqlu-vl5cc 5 років тому +2

      Jackson Tysinger I bet your mom used to tell you that

    • @dontme6152
      @dontme6152 5 років тому

      That doesn't include Finn cuz his black

    • @kashholcomb5908
      @kashholcomb5908 5 років тому

      Seashore

  • @Spot_Alex
    @Spot_Alex 5 місяців тому +16

    You still watching in 2024?

  • @windoverwaves6781
    @windoverwaves6781 5 років тому +114

    Wrong gun on the stormtroopers too
    That's a dc15s not the standard E11
    Well I guess it's TOTALLY ACCURATE

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 5 років тому +6

      Someone’s been playing too much Star Wars battlefront

    • @Author_Paluthor
      @Author_Paluthor 5 років тому +10

      Maybe they're the clone-veteran stormtroopers who prefer their old carbines?

    • @Wet_Fungus
      @Wet_Fungus 5 років тому +7

      Yes someone who knows what there on about! 😂

    • @buckeyebeast7058
      @buckeyebeast7058 5 років тому +1

      More like NOT totally accurate

    • @fjkreaper517
      @fjkreaper517 5 років тому +1

      @@Author_Paluthor um clon war veterans use e11 to

  • @truesurvivor585
    @truesurvivor585 5 років тому +12

    In the words of Obi wan kenobi "Only Imperial Stromtroopers are so precise."

    • @kiwisinner
      @kiwisinner 5 років тому +3

      They are more accurate then our soldiers bro

    • @danielstoker8189
      @danielstoker8189 5 років тому +1

      The storm troopers were teached by potatoes

    • @RealFemale69
      @RealFemale69 5 років тому +1

      @@danielstoker8189 Actually Storm Troopers are the most accurate and War hungry division of the Galactic Empire, you obviously never watched the films

    • @AdamMathews
      @AdamMathews 3 роки тому

      Yes Stormtroopers are so precise

  • @toasty_the_fox
    @toasty_the_fox 5 років тому +15

    Baron:
    Why do they even wear armor when they die by one shot?
    All normal Star Wars fans:
    NANI?
    They are just incapacitated. Nothing else Baron von Goofball.

    • @david12278
      @david12278 5 років тому +1

      That and the rebles standerd blaster the A280 can go through the stormtroopers plastoid armor

    • @joshuaneate358
      @joshuaneate358 2 роки тому +1

      Baron Von Goofball got me cracked up 🤣

  • @leoboyes1152
    @leoboyes1152 5 років тому +2

    British red coats are red because * sips tea * during the English civil war Oliver Cromwell wanted all parliamentarian troops to have a uniform and red was at the time the cheapest dye

  • @ThijmenTheTurkey
    @ThijmenTheTurkey 5 років тому +75

    the stormtroopers would’ve been better if they used the “laser beams” of the tabs alpha instead of crossbow bolts

  • @dade4846
    @dade4846 5 років тому +1

    I can’t wait for Tabs to release unit creator, I have been dying for it

  • @idleisidle
    @idleisidle 5 років тому +12

    Stormtrooper armour might be more effective than you'd think. It might not seem to be very good in the movies, but just look at combat armour nowadays. Against muskets it would be overpowered, but against modern weaponry it might save you from a few rifle shots. Now think about how well stormtrooper armour will work, armour from a space-fairing society where it's normal to have some sort of space transport, against modern, or in this case, medieval weaponry.

  • @bugsout
    @bugsout 5 років тому +1

    2:27 and 2:30
    Baron: "All of the kings horse and all of the kings men"
    Me: "Couldn't put humpty back together again"

  • @footballsportsnews6319
    @footballsportsnews6319 5 років тому +4

    this video is perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ,make more tabs videos
    The baron empire has returned! :)

  • @infinitedoge2866
    @infinitedoge2866 5 років тому +1

    2:39 Initiate Order 66.
    Your everyday montage of Stormtrooper life..
    4:11 AHHHHHHHHH
    5:03 wasted
    5:55 UNLIMITED POWER!!
    6:58 To be continued
    7:26 excuse me?

  • @zjean3417
    @zjean3417 5 років тому +19

    0:22 *Battle Of Stamford Bridge Colorised*

  • @ANNOYED_CAT
    @ANNOYED_CAT 4 роки тому +1

    I think he chose my mod suggestion
    Thank you baron love ur vids

  • @maxcook356
    @maxcook356 5 років тому +4

    My two favourite lines in this video are:
    1: *he's not a minotaur anymore mate, he's a porcupine*
    2: *ARTESINAL CHEESES*

  • @jackcarroll22
    @jackcarroll22 5 років тому +15

    Stormtroopers don’t die with one shot. When stormtroopers get shot the energy from the blaster bolt gets spread around the body resulting in the trooper getting knocked unconscious

    • @minhhenry8308
      @minhhenry8308 4 роки тому +2

      It seems like I am not the only Star Wars fan that does not believe in the stereotypes.

  • @icedtease1973
    @icedtease1973 5 років тому +1

    I absolutely love your commentary.

  • @Clonetrooperz48
    @Clonetrooperz48 5 років тому +3

    A: stormtroopers dont die from a blaster bolt, as the Armour spreads the damage throughout their entire body knocking them out.
    B: stormtroopers actually have INSANE accuracy, (in the movies they miss the hero's as they were meant to let them go, and because the rebels had Plot Armour)
    C: stormtrooper armour is meant to be fearful instead of using camo.
    D: The red coats wore red coats because Camo hadnt been invented yet.

    • @leoboyes1152
      @leoboyes1152 5 років тому +1

      Red coats were red as red was the cheapest dye

  • @moodylad2033
    @moodylad2033 5 років тому +10

    Stormtroopers with DC-15A Carbine Blaster... seems legit!

  • @someone1949
    @someone1949 5 років тому +7

    *"The Baron Strikes Back"*

  • @darktrooper9813
    @darktrooper9813 5 років тому +2

    4:32 “I was a brave archer fighting the stormtroopers like you until I took an arrow to the knee”

  • @jerrodharris7138
    @jerrodharris7138 5 років тому +15

    The British had redcoats I believe as a form of a honor systems and when two army fought they could recognize who was who and camo was not really allowed this is at least what I think.
    Thank you for all your feedback I did a little research and most of your responses seem to be correct. This may be a little sad but this is probably my most replied to comment so thank very much.

    • @Author_Paluthor
      @Author_Paluthor 5 років тому +2

      I'm not sure camouflage wasn't allowed,but trying to manage a Napoleonic battle with all the smoke and sound would be impossible

    • @Khetamine
      @Khetamine 5 років тому +6

      Red coats were red because when a musket fired it shot our a huge amount of smoke. You need to be able to identify if friend or foe quickly in smokey enviroments so red or blue work well. Canadians actually did wear green camoflage but both English and Americans shot them.

    • @colderdrymatt1581
      @colderdrymatt1581 5 років тому

      Also Storm Troopers are more of a Police force

    • @arandomgingerbreadhouse4153
      @arandomgingerbreadhouse4153 5 років тому +2

      The reason red coats wore red, was because when muskets fired they produced a large amount of smoke. When the opposing army was trying to shoot someone, they couldn't because in all the smoke, the red blended together. It is also rumored the coats were red so that if they got shot it wouldn't show they were bleeding.

    • @Grymbaldknight
      @Grymbaldknight 5 років тому +2

      I wrote a comment about this. The English Army underwent a military reform during the 17th century under Oliver Cromwell, who wanted to standardise the army. The cheapest colour of dye for coats was "russet", which is reddish-brown. As such, part of the "uniform" for this new English Army was a russet coat.
      Over time, this "Russet Coat" evolved to be brighter and more distinctive, becoming the "Red Coat".

  • @hui2269
    @hui2269 4 роки тому

    This is the best TABS story video I've seen out of Baron. Really want to see more

  • @southmilfreaks
    @southmilfreaks 5 років тому +14

    Baron: the city of Athens
    Me: but the statue was of Ares
    And the battle at Medusa’s temple he was using Spartans which is in rome

  • @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302
    @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302 4 роки тому +1

    1:13
    "aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

  • @dr.gaster5561
    @dr.gaster5561 5 років тому +6

    7:47 forgive me for my nerdyness but the “lasers” the imperial stormtroopers shot from there rifles aren’t actually “lasers” at all they are condensed energy bolts

  • @DeadKarlisAlive
    @DeadKarlisAlive Рік тому +1

    These stormtroopers are cool! If thier armor ever gets fixed be cool to see again.

  • @Billygoattee
    @Billygoattee 5 років тому +3

    storm trooper usually dont die to a normal blaster bolt. This armor they wear absorbs the energy of the bolt that hits them, sending the blast throughout the armor, destroying the piece of armor that is hit, but keeping the storm trooper alive, although unconscious. Many times it has been recorded that storm troopers have taken multiple bolts from a blaster and still carried on, but I suppose Disney doesn't care

  • @tristantownsend8391
    @tristantownsend8391 Рік тому +2

    The British wore red because the enemy wouldn’t now if they were shot/bleeding

  • @brute6896
    @brute6896 5 років тому +4

    The “decrease” in the accuracy of the stormtroopers is because they first started as clone veterans of the clone wars, they were aging fast they were loosing their efficiency and the Kamino uprising didn’t help them because that would mean no more clones and started using recruits who weren’t so good

  • @laurenmeredith7556
    @laurenmeredith7556 3 роки тому

    you’re the best person in UA-cam

  • @LucasTiberius
    @LucasTiberius 5 років тому +5

    Fun fact, Luke only used his lightsaber once in the battle of Hoth.

    • @L_videogame
      @L_videogame 5 років тому

      Yeah because he was in his ship for the majority of it.

  • @Angel-gs3lt
    @Angel-gs3lt 5 років тому +2

    Did anyone catch that harold's bear hat rolled its eyes. 3:48 😂😂

  • @fatcatlocatedinahat962
    @fatcatlocatedinahat962 5 років тому +23

    I am just waiting for the pirates

    • @Wet_Fungus
      @Wet_Fungus 5 років тому +2

      Sameeeeeee hereeee

    • @zjean3417
      @zjean3417 5 років тому +1

      Im Waiting for this mod link

  • @KadRSP
    @KadRSP 5 років тому

    The Stormtroopers had white armour over their black clothing underneath. This was a tactic by the Empire to try to make them seem like good guys, since the good guys never wear black. That is also why Darth Vader, who wore entirely black, was never seen by the general population.

  • @somerandomcommunist1327
    @somerandomcommunist1327 5 років тому +5

    Memes aside, stormtroopers were actually pretty decent units, the only reason they missed so much is because you don’t want the A team being shot into nothing, do you?

  • @maglara5007
    @maglara5007 3 роки тому +1

    You just created flying stormtrooper thanks to the baloons.

  • @Onyx_Blackowicz
    @Onyx_Blackowicz 5 років тому +4

    *Stares at stormtroopers*
    “...Are they holding a DC-15S? Or is their equipment supposed to be outdated?”

    • @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
      @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 4 роки тому

      Yes they are DC-15S

    • @matthewyang2543
      @matthewyang2543 4 роки тому

      They probably the 501st legion that are still using old guns before the empire replace the vast majority of clones (expect one army) with actually people

  • @itsreapergirl
    @itsreapergirl 5 років тому

    It’s good to know someone is still using my mod

  • @donalddong7662
    @donalddong7662 5 років тому +11

    Stormtroopers are insanely accurate with a 1/7 average of hitting a target,(the landing of tantive 4) while the average for the US army is 1/200

    • @pmc614
      @pmc614 5 років тому

      They have targeting systems in their helmets. Not fair.

    • @user-iv6mq7my9t
      @user-iv6mq7my9t 5 років тому

      Damn, and we thought they were the inaccurate ones

    • @ancao9330
      @ancao9330 5 років тому

      Bruh they miss by plot armor.

    • @RealFemale69
      @RealFemale69 5 років тому

      @@pmc614 So do some US soldiers

    • @RealFemale69
      @RealFemale69 5 років тому

      @@user-iv6mq7my9t Actually Storm Troopers are the most accurate and War hungry division of the Galactic Empire

  • @bjs1624
    @bjs1624 5 років тому +1

    Stormtroopers are very precise

  • @s3nt1nel61
    @s3nt1nel61 5 років тому +4

    Stormtrooper Commander: FOR THE EMPIRE!
    *Darth Vader's Theme Song*
    Darth Vader: I'm proud of you my troopers.

  • @Oggevatn
    @Oggevatn Рік тому +1

    I love this!👍😀

  • @jasonllorente6818
    @jasonllorente6818 5 років тому +2

    TABS: Stormtroopers Are *INVINCIBLE*
    Movies: One Hit From A Paintball Gun: *DED*

  • @maaritperson9080
    @maaritperson9080 5 років тому +6

    Baron do some more forts and one like = one cookie for baron 🍪😉

  • @barley4910
    @barley4910 5 років тому

    Hope you guys are having a wonderful day

  • @juliusmayberry2154
    @juliusmayberry2154 5 років тому +6

    So we’re not gonna talk about the archer had a arrow in his mouth

  • @Imnotsmg4bob
    @Imnotsmg4bob 5 років тому +2

    We all know one fact about Stormtroopers in any game,cartoon,movie and nobody can *miss* that one fact.

  • @Xyrenoxx
    @Xyrenoxx 5 років тому +10

    I could've sworn the title- it... it said "inaacurate"
    or maybe I just read storm trooper too fast

  • @robertlafrance9974
    @robertlafrance9974 3 роки тому +1

    is it me or baron tells good or best stories

  • @mr.leeleeleee7153
    @mr.leeleeleee7153 5 років тому +5

    They are not accurate.
    THEY'RE TOTALLY ACCURATE!!

  • @DogHoldsController
    @DogHoldsController 2 роки тому

    Stormtrooper armor is made out of Reinforced Plastic.
    Edit: I think its funny how its made of that they can survive like two shots. "Open the blastdoors! Open the blastdoors Close the blastdoors! Close the blastdoors" An Amazing Quote.

  • @arandomsquidward7761
    @arandomsquidward7761 5 років тому +8

    My history teachers lied to me!

  • @Wet_Fungus
    @Wet_Fungus 5 років тому +1

    Baron, when they get shot they
    DON’T die but the laser shot spreads
    Equally around there body, they look
    Dead because the amount of blast
    And energy knocks them out unless
    They are hit in a crucial area such as
    The heart and or the heart.
    The reason for this is so if they
    Get knocked out and the enemy
    Is pushing them back, they will
    Get up and hit em for behind
    I
    AM
    A
    STAR
    WARS
    MASTER!

    • @Wet_Fungus
      @Wet_Fungus 5 років тому +1

      Are you a master?

    • @Khetamine
      @Khetamine 5 років тому +1

      Such as the heart or heart

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 5 років тому +3

    4:48 I did some research, and red coats were red because it was the cheapest dye to mass produce! I know, right? Disappointing!

    • @loganneville8645
      @loganneville8645 5 років тому

      a giant army like that you would think that they would be green or black or something

    • @Jeffdapigeon
      @Jeffdapigeon Рік тому +1

      @@loganneville8645 the British rifles had green uniforms

  • @Renalow
    @Renalow 5 років тому +1

    They don't die in one blaster shot but in fact most stormtroopers are just knocked out

  • @sawyerhofstetter5613
    @sawyerhofstetter5613 5 років тому +6

    12:02 what is that laugh

  • @mahirshahriyar545
    @mahirshahriyar545 5 років тому +1

    They may die but their guns don’t give up that easily.

  • @T8Facts
    @T8Facts 5 років тому +3

    9:45 look at that walking dead faction... new video with twd characters? HAHAHAH:)

  • @quezbaxr8691
    @quezbaxr8691 3 роки тому

    The one stormtrooper doing that one weird pose against got me thinking the guy said this
    "And we are... THE GINYU FORCE!!"

  • @cruzcruz9789
    @cruzcruz9789 5 років тому +7

    6:29 he’s got a big head
    If u see
    I
    I
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  • @nikjoh06
    @nikjoh06 5 років тому +1

    The British had bright red suits because their muskets produced a lot of smoke in battle so they had these bright suits so they could see who is on their team, the Americans and the French also did this.

  • @demdoughnuts3882
    @demdoughnuts3882 5 років тому +1

    Ah yes, the siege of Athens by harold hardrada and his imperial storm troopers. "JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS"

  • @Randomizer_198
    @Randomizer_198 5 років тому

    These are the true stormtroopers they don’t stop firing but they always miss

  • @shard640
    @shard640 5 років тому +2

    The Stormtroopers are
    Totally Accurate 😉

    • @RealFemale69
      @RealFemale69 5 років тому +1

      You're right, more accurate than any fighting force on Earth

  • @gray9173
    @gray9173 5 років тому

    If you didn't know, the British used to wear red because of Oliver Cromwell. During the British Civil War, Cromwell made his uniforms red because the colour was cheap. The colour then stuck around for many years

  • @brandonthegoldendeathtroop3592
    @brandonthegoldendeathtroop3592 5 років тому

    Stormtrooper song:
    To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
    Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
    No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
    The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
    Big iron on his hip
    It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
    He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around
    "He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip
    "And he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip
    Big iron on his hip"
    In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
    Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
    He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four
    And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more
    One and nineteen more
    Now the stranger started talkin' made it plain to folks around
    Was an Arizonia ranger, wouldn't be too long in town
    He was here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead
    And he said it didn't matter that he was after Texas Red
    After Texas Red
    Wasn't long before this story was relayed to Texas Red
    But the outlaw didn't worry, men who tried before were dead
    Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip
    Twenty one would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip
    Big iron on his hip
    Now the morning passed so quickly and it was time for them to meet
    It was twenty past eleven when they rode out in the street
    Folks were watchin' from their windows
    Every body held their breath
    They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death
    About to meet his death
    There was twenty feet between them
    When they stopped to make their play
    And the swiftness of the Ranger still talked about today
    Texas Red had not cleared leather when a bullet fairly ripped
    And the ranger's aim was deadly, with the big iron on his hip
    Big iron on his hip
    It was over in a moment and the crowd all gathered 'round
    There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground
    Oh, he might have went on livin' but he made one fatal slip
    When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
    Big iron on his hip
    Big iron, big iron
    Oh he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
    Big iron on his hip

  • @trimbakk
    @trimbakk 4 роки тому +2

    Being shot at by a platoon of storm troopers is like fighting in a sandstorm, trying to doge random debris

  • @LordProGames
    @LordProGames 2 роки тому +1

    7:43 BRO STAYS WITH THE BACK AT THE IMPERIAL TROOPERS

  • @5000cz
    @5000cz 4 роки тому

    1. stormtrooper armor is designed to disseminate bolt rounds. A trooper might get knocked out, but the armor will save their lives. That's why you see stormtroopers still squirming after downed. They aren't dead, but injured or unconscious from the kinetic impacts of the plasma bolts.
    2. Stormtrooper armor is white because they aren't a military unit, but rather peacekeeping officers, similar to the police. Same reason why police wear blue which isn't camo, for intimidation purposes and to be recognized and feared throughout the galaxy as a symbol of order. The Empire has its own army which actually fights in wars who have camo uniforms that blend in. Check Han Solo's war scene for reference.
    3. Stormtroopers actually have amazing aim. The reason they can't hit the main characters is due to plot armor. It wouldn't be much a movie if Luke, Han and the Princess were all shot and killed in an instant. The ship breach scene at the beginning of A New Hope shows just how good of a shot these troopers are. There is the scene when Han tries on a helmet and says he can't see anything in them. That's because the helmets are ID activated with its owner and won't turn on its display if some random guy picks it up. The reason the troopers' aims are so good is that the blaster and the helmet are synced with auto-targeting. That's why they shoot at the hip and don't need to physically aim.
    4. They are not firing lasers in the star wars universe. They are firing plasma projectiles.

  • @Checklist_STT
    @Checklist_STT 4 роки тому

    omfg the Minotaur walk lmfao I can't even handle it

  • @Romansoldier7
    @Romansoldier7 2 роки тому

    You’re so cool I love your videos

  • @katon2264
    @katon2264 2 роки тому

    Baron! The reason the redcoats were red was because red dye was the cheapest dye back then. That could also be said for the stormtroopers. If you have billions of soldiers, you can’t always afford the top notch armor for your soldiers. So the empire probably just got the cheapest armor (which is the infamous white trooper armor) and used it as a form of mass production. Like a wise man once said, “Quantity has a quality all of its own”.

  • @stukature
    @stukature 5 років тому +1

    Yeah, that blaster isnt't E-11 but DC-15S. They got that one wrong

  • @Adriancastro008
    @Adriancastro008 5 років тому

    Baron your my fav youtuber

  • @falterwelde3513
    @falterwelde3513 5 років тому +1

    Red was actually the cheapest dye at the time, and apparently stormtroopers wore white to show no fear

  • @jacoblindstrom1733
    @jacoblindstrom1733 5 років тому

    please make more star wars tabs videos!

  • @notabot7511
    @notabot7511 4 роки тому +1

    the samurais are like the jedi deflecting the arrows

  • @isaacrandomrussell5630
    @isaacrandomrussell5630 5 років тому +2

    The clones white armor originally was meant to scare the enemy but later they did use camouflage when they realized the separatists didn't fear them.

  • @michelinareeve6734
    @michelinareeve6734 5 років тому

    Tabs does need a Star Wars unit and baron I love ur vids plz keep up the good work

  • @MiggyniCharlene
    @MiggyniCharlene 5 років тому +1

    2:06 lol Pinocchio became a real boy and became an archer

  • @arctaurus8631
    @arctaurus8631 5 років тому +1

    1:51 it's actually to reduce the body damage under the armour and to stop blood loss from an injured soldier

  • @mariablue4082
    @mariablue4082 5 років тому

    You should make alot more Stormtroopers
    Oh here's an idea,
    Jedi be the galactic empire.

  • @communism3172
    @communism3172 5 років тому +1

    In star wars storm troopers have one of the most accurate aim than anybody who is not a main char

  • @dannymccormack936
    @dannymccormack936 4 роки тому

    This was one of those first mods baron used that I wish would come back
    It worked so well

  • @tamlebds79
    @tamlebds79 5 років тому

    good game, i am a big fan of tabs

  • @-Absolute_Solver-
    @-Absolute_Solver- 2 роки тому

    I love how every time I watch this I just get to watch stormtroopers tear through battalions of troops that can't do anything to stop them.

  • @pottedplant5686
    @pottedplant5686 5 років тому

    The beggining of the vedio is already epic;)

  • @jazz93E
    @jazz93E 4 роки тому +1

    I know I’m late but the stormtroopers armour are made to intimidate the enemy by making there head look like skulls

  • @8-bitac0lyte76
    @8-bitac0lyte76 5 років тому

    I can't believe that Baron missed the "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" joke!