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  • @Jakewebber9
    @Jakewebber9  Місяць тому +984

    MERCH JAKEMERCH.COM

  • @JohnnieGuilbert
    @JohnnieGuilbert Місяць тому +9198

    I really wish I didn't part my hair the fuck is going on with it.

  • @Hearts4sam_9
    @Hearts4sam_9 Місяць тому +2687

    Not the cashier holding in her laugh😭

    • @shriek_the_grank1d237
      @shriek_the_grank1d237 Місяць тому +154

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who was randomly focusing on her 💀

    • @elenamedina7772
      @elenamedina7772 Місяць тому +23

      real😭😭

    • @aimsmsms
      @aimsmsms Місяць тому +9

      what time?

    • @lugi25
      @lugi25 Місяць тому +12

      ​@@aimsmsms8:26

  • @2cherry2-h4
    @2cherry2-h4 Місяць тому +2057

    Not them calling Onigiri triangle sushi and then jake just totally taking off the seaweed part before trying it 😭😭😭

    • @Anthony-ti7ho
      @Anthony-ti7ho Місяць тому +23

      Frrrr

    • @jacksonkpop2166
      @jacksonkpop2166 Місяць тому +22

      That's what I said 😭😭

    • @user-gp4fm4id4o
      @user-gp4fm4id4o Місяць тому +31

      i lost it when i saw that haha

    • @BTried
      @BTried Місяць тому +13

      Nah the also called a gyro a sandwich

    • @minimomominnie
      @minimomominnie Місяць тому +14

      I came to the comments to see if anyone else mentioned it LOL

  • @Jayeditz_2583
    @Jayeditz_2583 Місяць тому +465

    Glad to see Sharon and Ozzy Osborne are still doing well

  • @heavensd3vil
    @heavensd3vil Місяць тому +945

    "The older I get the more I understand why old people are the way that they are" felt that so hard

    • @Toni-fo4xo
      @Toni-fo4xo Місяць тому +4

      REAL

    • @louisegoldsmith1038
      @louisegoldsmith1038 23 дні тому +4

      I'm 31 I'm out here judging teenagers that are kinda like me when I was their age 😅

    • @kidwiththekoolaid
      @kidwiththekoolaid 18 днів тому +2

      ⁠@@louisegoldsmith1038honestly understandable. I’m at my ripe age of 16 and judging 13 year olds as if I wasn’t their age 3 years ago 💀

    • @louisegoldsmith1038
      @louisegoldsmith1038 16 днів тому +1

      @@kidwiththekoolaid I forget how loud kids are and how much the music barely makes sense 😆 🤣 😂

  • @serendipity.starontop
    @serendipity.starontop Місяць тому +1785

    JOHNNIEES VOICE CRACK WHEN SAYING “VAPEE” IS SO FUNNY 😭

    • @hehehehe2442
      @hehehehe2442 Місяць тому +7

      @@serendipity.starontop STOP FRRRRR😭🙏🏽🙏🏽

    • @Def_Not_Me8910
      @Def_Not_Me8910 Місяць тому +4

      Frr 😂😂😂

    • @1m093n0
      @1m093n0 Місяць тому +3

      same

    • @sky.editsxx
      @sky.editsxx Місяць тому

      @@1m093n09 mins ago

    • @bunnyboiii0-x
      @bunnyboiii0-x 15 днів тому

      @@hehehehe2442 27:09 eee 27:09 k

  • @Avery-ph2xz
    @Avery-ph2xz Місяць тому +955

    Dead ass imagine walking in the park and u just see Johnnie and Jake eating dog food lmao

  • @logan687
    @logan687 Місяць тому +235

    bro the picture of y’all kISSING I CANT

    • @dibmem
      @dibmem 28 днів тому

      WHERE

    • @S4mmy1sCr4zy
      @S4mmy1sCr4zy 28 днів тому +8

      ​@@dibmem21:08

    • @dibmem
      @dibmem 28 днів тому +1

      @@S4mmy1sCr4zy thank you so much 😭

    • @S4mmy1sCr4zy
      @S4mmy1sCr4zy 27 днів тому

      @@dibmem NPP

  • @sambrockxe
    @sambrockxe Місяць тому +3911

    Hear me out, Jake and johnnie shopping together is so fucking funny as hell (jake stop getting hurt every 2 seconds😭🙏🏻)

  • @Everleighjean
    @Everleighjean Місяць тому +1190

    "I think 99% of it was not good and over priced, but the other 10% was good and still overpriced. " 😭 JOHNNIE THE MATH ISN'T MATHING

  • @AllieEditsss
    @AllieEditsss Місяць тому +4122

    WAKE UP EVERYONE JAKE POSTED WITH JOHNNIEE!

  • @Kenzie12336
    @Kenzie12336 Місяць тому +78

    Johnnie:he’s dead
    Jake:👁️ 👁️
    👄

  • @samsmith8861
    @samsmith8861 Місяць тому +549

    23:10 Jake is SpongeBob, Johnnie is Squidward, Carrington is Patrick.😭

    • @Nac444
      @Nac444 Місяць тому +3

      Yesss

    • @shadowking1380
      @shadowking1380 Місяць тому +21

      Would that mean Tara is Sandy?

    • @giadapalestroni1247
      @giadapalestroni1247 29 днів тому +1

      @@shadowking1380yes

    • @emiliepotts6970
      @emiliepotts6970 28 днів тому +9

      ​@@shadowking1380 nahh Tara would be pearl

    • @yxmmymindset
      @yxmmymindset 27 днів тому +1

      ​@@emiliepotts6970Pearl honestly suits her more than Sandy 😂❤

  • @mirrenmartinez9609
    @mirrenmartinez9609 Місяць тому +300

    Love how Jake completely just took off the seaweed off the sushi thinking it was the wrapping I can't LMASOOO

    • @skzginaaa
      @skzginaaa Місяць тому +12

      onigiri*

    • @tube-bt7ww
      @tube-bt7ww 26 днів тому

      @@skzginaaaThought u did sum

    • @skzginaaa
      @skzginaaa 26 днів тому +13

      @@tube-bt7ww ?? i was just correcting them

    • @MaxineIsFrustrated
      @MaxineIsFrustrated 18 днів тому +1

      ​​@@tube-bt7wwthey were just correcting them. Touch grass lil bro💀

  • @Abrussofannekokitten
    @Abrussofannekokitten Місяць тому +615

    'i bite your lip ring too sometimes'
    JAHNNIE IS BACK !! EVERYONE SAY HELLO TO OUR FAV LATINAS!!!

    • @Rambo784221
      @Rambo784221 Місяць тому +3

      Johnnie*

    • @Abrussofannekokitten
      @Abrussofannekokitten Місяць тому

      @@Rambo784221 jahnnie, its their ship name-

    • @ALTabula
      @ALTabula Місяць тому

      @@Rambo784221 jake+johnnie... is JAHNNIE.. get with the program.. you forgot half the equation my guy

    • @Anonymousperson938
      @Anonymousperson938 Місяць тому

      @@Rambo784221they’re putting “Jake and Johnnie’s” name together to make their ship name

    • @aariana4052
      @aariana4052 Місяць тому

      @@Rambo784221noooooo

  • @lillianwilliamson8165
    @lillianwilliamson8165 29 днів тому +21

    “It tastes like a chair in a amish man’s house” WHERE DOES HE COME UP WITH THIS 😂

  • @PaleG0re
    @PaleG0re Місяць тому +423

    “I bite your lip ring too sometimes” great way to keep the rumors going

  • @ttf-zu3yr
    @ttf-zu3yr Місяць тому +278

    Who else wants to see the cameraman being fed during these?

  • @Harper-e8y
    @Harper-e8y Місяць тому +336

    6:11 " I can make your banana cream"-Jake

    • @user-ii2nu5nb5t
      @user-ii2nu5nb5t Місяць тому +14

      OMFG😭😭

    • @Missa_l09
      @Missa_l09 Місяць тому +15

      Lol and there were a lot of ppl behind them that probably heard him

  • @V3nusp4wz
    @V3nusp4wz 29 днів тому +52

    7:57 "theres french fries johnnie 😱 johnnie theres french fries :3" JAKE IS SO ADORABLE STOP

  • @chewychips1756
    @chewychips1756 Місяць тому +327

    24:44 “smells like an old person memory box” the things Jake says 😂🤣

    • @cass647
      @cass647 Місяць тому +1

      The way I audibly laughed at that 😂

    • @vulticate_
      @vulticate_ 15 днів тому

      searched for this

  • @eve4956
    @eve4956 Місяць тому +343

    The picture that you showed of "Prince Charles" (who is now King Charles) is Prince Philip and he's BEEN dead😂😂😂😂

  • @乂
    @乂 Місяць тому +516

    Who else loves when Jake uploads

  • @Cupcakex3343
    @Cupcakex3343 Місяць тому +31

    21:23 OK BUT WHY ARE JOHNNIES EYES ENCHANTING 😭😭

  • @prettyinink0506
    @prettyinink0506 Місяць тому +151

    22:06 I don’t think I’ve ever seen Johnnie’s face reaction changed so quickly on trying something he thought was about to be gross

    • @v6nti
      @v6nti 24 дні тому

      right?

  • @natalienicolis9397
    @natalienicolis9397 Місяць тому +103

    the way all the old ass ladies are just staring at Jake and Johnnie like they're aliens is sending me.

  • @littlemisslibra_
    @littlemisslibra_ Місяць тому +174

    The worker at the register 😂 glad she had a laugh that day lol 8:34

  • @KaylaMitchell-iy2bf
    @KaylaMitchell-iy2bf Місяць тому +9

    7:39 Kanye in the back 🙏😭

  • @Missa_l09
    @Missa_l09 Місяць тому +118

    18:48 "i would cure all stds" "that will only benefit you" -Johnnie omg lol

  • @S1llyJaid3n
    @S1llyJaid3n Місяць тому +139

    26:08 Anyone wanna talk about how they ate it wrong yet made it so funny 😭. I'm not offended or anything it's just silly w/ the Onigiri without the nori sheet 💀

    • @iwannadie6609
      @iwannadie6609 Місяць тому

      TRUEEE

    • @serinajewel438
      @serinajewel438 Місяць тому +4

      I was looking for someone to point it out 😂 I’m like BOYS NO!!!!

    • @chikki2597
      @chikki2597 Місяць тому

      OMG FR. I eat this all time in my college but spicy krab 😭 I was like did they took it out

  • @glowup.withgigi
    @glowup.withgigi Місяць тому +76

    21:08 the flashbacks 😭

  • @Zoe-r3b
    @Zoe-r3b Місяць тому +15

    7:31 strait up AUTISM for 2 minutes starting now (evil laughter)

    • @WebsterMarsel
      @WebsterMarsel 19 днів тому

      why did i come to the autism part as i read this?

  • @lena-181d
    @lena-181d Місяць тому +139

    8:39 not the cashier looking like shes laughing at their conversation

  • @strawberries4800
    @strawberries4800 Місяць тому +122

    20:55 lowkey why did johnnie go from vampire to tan looking in iphone switch

  • @TX2UNOFFICIAL
    @TX2UNOFFICIAL Місяць тому +220

    “I bite your lip ring too sometimes”
    WHATSTTATATATATAA

    • @1-kORi-1
      @1-kORi-1 Місяць тому +1

      Unofficial😭 your user at that up tho

    • @Annikazlife
      @Annikazlife 6 днів тому

      TX2 🔛🔝

  • @violet1264
    @violet1264 29 днів тому +2

    7:03 The queen elizabeth taper fade is so funny 😭

  • @Angelexxiee
    @Angelexxiee Місяць тому +164

    13:49
    “my dad doesn’t fckin cream anymore he’s just cremated”
    Tara:😧
    Jake:🫢

    • @luv_josieb
      @luv_josieb Місяць тому +15

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING OF

    • @maple.whimsly
      @maple.whimsly Місяць тому

      @@luv_josiebSAME

    • @snc_xplr_editz
      @snc_xplr_editz Місяць тому +2

      I thought the same thing

    • @1-kORi-1
      @1-kORi-1 Місяць тому +2

      THATS WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS WAITING FOR THEM TO MAKE THE REFERENCE

  • @xoxodanniella
    @xoxodanniella Місяць тому +135

    26:20 not jake unwrapping the sushi WITHOUT the seaweed...

    • @cup1ds._lvr
      @cup1ds._lvr Місяць тому +3

      i was gonna comment this😭😭!!

    • @staywme__
      @staywme__ Місяць тому +4

      No cause bro they ate it all wrong

    • @JuniperJunoVargas
      @JuniperJunoVargas Місяць тому +7

      Its not even sushi its onigiri😭

    • @staywme__
      @staywme__ Місяць тому

      @@JuniperJunoVargas yeah but it’s meant to be eaten with the seaweed

    • @JuniperJunoVargas
      @JuniperJunoVargas Місяць тому

      @@staywme__ ok? Where did I say it wasn't?💀

  • @thesillyluka
    @thesillyluka Місяць тому +211

    “I bite your lip ring too sometimes”- Johnnie 2024

    • @ryan-718
      @ryan-718 Місяць тому +1

      @thesillyluka
      Hey this might seem random, but I felt the Lord direct me to pray for you. While praying I saw a picture in my heart of a green earth, not sure what that means to you or if that is a passion of yours. I also saw the word anxiety, and I want you to know Jesus cares for you and is giving you peace. He believes in you. I’m praying for you.

  • @spicyjocy1043
    @spicyjocy1043 Місяць тому +9

    You guys are genuinely so funny and how you talk about nothing, but everything at the same time , is EVERYTHING 😂😂🫶🏼

    • @brendasaenz6927
      @brendasaenz6927 25 днів тому

      seriously they’re the only people i find funny online

  • @Mrs.Webber.Audios
    @Mrs.Webber.Audios Місяць тому +345

    I love how Jake looked into the camera after Johnnie just called him "Frat Boy Emo" in the same sentence. 1:23 #JohnnieMilk

  • @Mikka_Stars11
    @Mikka_Stars11 Місяць тому +142

    11:17 The fact that someone could be walking around w Johnnie foreskin on their “burn” rn is crazy😭😭

  • @labibahikhlaq3408
    @labibahikhlaq3408 Місяць тому +72

    11:48 prince charles proceeds to show a photo of prince phillip

  • @XimenaRodríguez-d7w
    @XimenaRodríguez-d7w Місяць тому +11

    18:00 Johnnie giggling I so cute😭

  • @saulgoodman5364
    @saulgoodman5364 Місяць тому +91

    25:27 “it’s so good” “it tastes like a mason jar at goodwill” 😭

  • @ElizaRidel
    @ElizaRidel Місяць тому +73

    25:31 “it tastes like a mason jar at goodwill”
    -Jake Webber

  • @jacey_rae
    @jacey_rae Місяць тому +65

    I love how jake is very specific when describing how the food and drinks taste 😭

  • @_drac0lover_
    @_drac0lover_ Місяць тому +7

    Not Johnnie having dark humor with his dead dad I swear I was stunned

  • @i_am-her12
    @i_am-her12 Місяць тому +112

    14:41 johnnie is making a lot of new faces 😭😭🙌🙌

  • @Tiffrenee1
    @Tiffrenee1 Місяць тому +88

    18:14 Johnnie was SILENCED☠️🙏

  • @Abrussofannekokitten
    @Abrussofannekokitten Місяць тому +47

    I just love these old retired latina lovers and their friend carrington, its so nice to see them trying new things together

  • @makiyahwiggins4575
    @makiyahwiggins4575 Місяць тому +8

    Guys don’t sell out…ever…ur so amazing with fame or without it….your wonderful personalities deserve the world, idc what ppl say y’all have been my shawty baes since forever NEVER CHANGE

  • @Glazer699
    @Glazer699 Місяць тому +65

    17:27 no.. it doesn't...

  • @user-vg3iq4gr4f
    @user-vg3iq4gr4f Місяць тому +50

    18:22 the way they were in sync together

  • @xane.th3.artist
    @xane.th3.artist Місяць тому +54

    13:52 this conversation reminds me of the “my dad has a gold tooth” and the other girl went “my dad has diabetes” and jake look is sooo fucken similar🤣🤣

  • @Aesthetic_kitkat
    @Aesthetic_kitkat 26 днів тому +2

    0:39 Johnny looks like he just shat himself 🤭

  • @ErickaDaze
    @ErickaDaze Місяць тому +40

    "A chair at an Amish man's house" is such an amazing description, honestly. I was able to taste it just based on that.

  • @oki_doki_do
    @oki_doki_do Місяць тому +39

    "This hailey bieber shake was made with ✨️The human organs of the homeless✨️"

  • @yourdailywerdio7861
    @yourdailywerdio7861 Місяць тому +291

    UNDER 2 HOURS GANG WYA?L

  • @alexmay4434
    @alexmay4434 Місяць тому +4

    You guys are so hilarious together I actually laugh😭 but Johnnie’s humor is my humor it’s too good🤣

  • @lillindi2693
    @lillindi2693 Місяць тому +72

    26:33 not them eatin the rice triangle without the seaweed around it 😭

    • @Lamoisepic
      @Lamoisepic Місяць тому +2

      Lol, i was thinking the same thing

    • @skzginaaa
      @skzginaaa Місяць тому +15

      “rice triangle” 💀💀💀

    • @fhl60s
      @fhl60s 29 днів тому +2

      Nah that’s fcked up😂

  • @milkellie13
    @milkellie13 Місяць тому +74

    20:26 it’s giving when jake was trying to ask what a double chunk chocolate cookie was but it became “what’s a double choulk chunklet cookie”

  • @AmongTheUnknown
    @AmongTheUnknown Місяць тому +72

    Jake is breaking the BANK with this one

  • @Zoe-r3b
    @Zoe-r3b Місяць тому +9

    10:55 omg dude FORESKIN 🎉

  • @S0PH1EE_YT
    @S0PH1EE_YT Місяць тому +71

    0:34 "I don't wanna go to earwax dude I'm nervous" HELP😭😭😭😭

  • @saltysleeper3993
    @saltysleeper3993 Місяць тому +29

    8:30 NOT THE CASHIER TRYING NOT TO LAUGH LOLL

  • @Ariana-n5u
    @Ariana-n5u Місяць тому +46

    9:56 "is that what is is?😀" -Jake Webber

  • @Iziks._alive
    @Iziks._alive 25 днів тому +2

    10:25 “for one slice” Johnnie that is a whole half of a pizza

  • @Briannnaaaa
    @Briannnaaaa Місяць тому +41

    Jake got flashbacks when Johnnie said his dad doesn’t cream anymore 13:41

  • @ashleystump955
    @ashleystump955 Місяць тому +28

    Johnnie is cracking me up in this hahaha "isn't she dead she cannot be walking" 😂😂😂

  • @lisamain8548
    @lisamain8548 Місяць тому +104

    20 seconds into the video and Jake already hurt himself 0:20

  • @misakihatori7616
    @misakihatori7616 29 днів тому +5

    Johnnie’s eyes r so prettyyyy

  • @sam.colby.0L
    @sam.colby.0L Місяць тому +78

    “ Oh my god JAKE JUST MADE A UNIVERSE “ Johnnie Guilbert stream

  • @InkWidowsProductions8030
    @InkWidowsProductions8030 Місяць тому +58

    26:28 HELP HE ATE THE ONIGIRI WRONG

  • @Annie-TaylorzVersion
    @Annie-TaylorzVersion Місяць тому +26

    "Johnnie I can make your banana cream😏😏😏😏"
    JAKE HELP IM CRYING😭😭

  • @deannamariebauer
    @deannamariebauer 26 днів тому +2

    Jake girl maths at erewhon 🤣🤣 "10 dollars for this slice of cake? That's not that bad" 🤦🤦 this inflation has desensitized you sir 🤣🤣

  • @KayCeeMae6631
    @KayCeeMae6631 Місяць тому +73

    3:42 imagine seeing that in the middle of the night 😂😂😂

  • @laynavibezz
    @laynavibezz Місяць тому +32

    22:56 "its all talk sweetheart🤠" "yea stfu"

  • @alessa-molinari
    @alessa-molinari Місяць тому +63

    MAMA BEAR HAS POSTED

  • @esi9601
    @esi9601 Місяць тому +4

    idk what johnnies milk would taste like but i think hair dye , eyeshadow,nail polish & cheese pizza sounds about right 💀❤️ Love you johnnie :)

  • @Christopher.aug.11
    @Christopher.aug.11 Місяць тому +8

    Tara's SpongeBob and Johnnie is Squidward and jake is Patrick 😂

  • @sashabear8148
    @sashabear8148 Місяць тому +44

    8:50 shout out to hailey 💀💀

  • @m4riiizzz
    @m4riiizzz Місяць тому +38

    8:57 “strawberry bahnahna😋”

  • @ROTTIN_RAT
    @ROTTIN_RAT 23 дні тому +8

    9:28
    Listen i may be crazy, but is the background noise daisybell???

    • @genesisbarbieri197
      @genesisbarbieri197 22 дні тому

      I was about to comment that but it sounds exactly like that

  • @Danesha_M_H
    @Danesha_M_H Місяць тому +43

    9:47 Johnnie's poor teeth, good lord lol

  • @RaggZZZ_
    @RaggZZZ_ Місяць тому +38

    the way johnnie walked in the intro.. i lost my shit😭😭😭

  • @taraisyummyofficial
    @taraisyummyofficial Місяць тому +26

    "Okay, frapboy emo." - Johnnie Guilbert 2024

    • @13_eras
      @13_eras Місяць тому +1

      Frapboy is crazy lmao

  • @Aubrie-here
    @Aubrie-here 14 днів тому +1

    8:51 not Johnie acting like the straw is a cigarette😭

  • @user-vz3sq7zq5z
    @user-vz3sq7zq5z Місяць тому +43

    11:40 thats prince Phillips and hes dead😭

    • @Zoe-r3b
      @Zoe-r3b Місяць тому

      I dead thought that was a walking dead Character 💀

    • @xo_rosaliee
      @xo_rosaliee 29 днів тому +2

      @@Zoe-r3bTHATS VILE.

  • @Amiyahhhhhhhh
    @Amiyahhhhhhhh Місяць тому +46

    13:16 #JOHNNIESCANCELLED

    • @KirbySwitch
      @KirbySwitch 24 дні тому

      This made me crack up sm 🤣🤣😭

  • @iramnawaz8317
    @iramnawaz8317 Місяць тому +23

    21:44 johnnies so sassy lol

  • @miarangel0578
    @miarangel0578 6 днів тому +1

    No but why does Johnnie look exceptionally good in this video

  • @BrittyTaylor
    @BrittyTaylor Місяць тому +30

    Erewhon should be called Earwax now just for Johnnie

  • @LoveOfHearts
    @LoveOfHearts Місяць тому +25

    25:18 How does bro know what that tastes like??

  • @avayummy
    @avayummy Місяць тому +24

    24:34 “oven this”

  • @jessikasanchez4530
    @jessikasanchez4530 Місяць тому +1

    “Yeah it’s hard being emo isn’t it” with Jake in pure pain freaking sentttt meeeeeeeee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @TheShortAnkleBiter
    @TheShortAnkleBiter Місяць тому +70

    2:15 as a rich person who eats babies and uses them as my face, I can confirm this theory is true

  • @avayummy
    @avayummy Місяць тому +34

    9:42 EATING DOG FOOD IS CRAZY.

  • @Sgram40
    @Sgram40 Місяць тому +54

    6:24 Omg lmao my jaw dropped, that's Onigiri-- a Japanese rice ball dish

    • @chunkystickers
      @chunkystickers Місяць тому +17

      I was just about to comment this!! I'm pretty sure they opened it wrong too, cause the package looked like there was nori in it 🥲

    • @lexanaleyssens5492
      @lexanaleyssens5492 Місяць тому +2

      Samee