Best Sports Fails | Dumb Athletes

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  • @MartynAndStuff
    @MartynAndStuff Рік тому +392

    Ah yes, the sport of Discuss. Not to be confused with Discus. Just intense action of conversation

    • @chrismindel
      @chrismindel Рік тому +11

      Bonus fail!

    • @DevTheRay
      @DevTheRay Рік тому +8

      I don't know why but I find this hilarious

    • @melodycentral0007
      @melodycentral0007 Рік тому +15

      My parents are both Olympic gold medalists in the sport of discuss. It makes me sad sometimes

    • @alvinlugo9371
      @alvinlugo9371 Рік тому

      Yes

    • @abcdefghij-j1k
      @abcdefghij-j1k Рік тому

      I Saw Carls Jr Logo At 6:59 And Hardee’s Logo At 17:54

  • @Koyomimatic
    @Koyomimatic Рік тому +55

    1:49 that girl was so lucky to actually just fall away from the crowd and the stands, if her leg had gotten stuck there, with how the stand was setup, it would have been terrible

  • @dazedandconfusedconfused9500
    @dazedandconfusedconfused9500 Рік тому +196

    1:47 You know you have arrived to greatness when you can get your fan base to fall head over heels for you.

    • @jjaa578
      @jjaa578 Рік тому

      Ahh don't worry, the rednecks are a resilient bunch.

    • @Ic3h0rnEt14
      @Ic3h0rnEt14 Рік тому +9

      I never understood that phrase, isn't your head always over your heels?

    • @kornrady635
      @kornrady635 3 місяці тому

    • @Geometricrice
      @Geometricrice 9 днів тому

      Head over heels is figurative, like it’s not meant how it says. Head over heels normally means swooning, admiring, loving, all that.

    • @Geometricrice
      @Geometricrice 9 днів тому

      And when I imagine head over heels, I imagine on knees or heels tipped

  • @laurahess3417
    @laurahess3417 Рік тому +60

    The little kid trying to check the other little kid on the ice was hilarious and adorable!

    • @Ghost-fun666
      @Ghost-fun666 8 місяців тому +3

      He is adorable for trying and he deserves an A+ for afford.

    • @DanielNibourette
      @DanielNibourette 4 місяці тому +2

      Yeah adorableness approved ❤

  • @Hugh33337
    @Hugh33337 Рік тому +188

    "the cameraman always survive ... except in failarmy, where his life expectancy is measured in seconds"
    Lao Tseu, probably.

  • @mattkent2651
    @mattkent2651 Рік тому +25

    The surfer at 14:20 is PURE CLASS !!!! LMAO

  • @Seelenschmiede
    @Seelenschmiede Рік тому +515

    The dolphin bump killed me. He totally could have jumped without hitting or even just swimming by, but no, he decided to be an asshat 🤣🤣🤣

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Рік тому +21

      I guess he thought the ocean was his turf!

    • @leesashriber5097
      @leesashriber5097 Рік тому +10

      I loved it!!😂

    • @AegisRick
      @AegisRick Рік тому +32

      That mfer jumped out of the water sideways to get him then reflected back into the water with perfect form. He's a demon.

    • @TomFynn
      @TomFynn Рік тому +35

      Never trust a species that smiles all the time. It's up to something.

    • @jontrammell7377
      @jontrammell7377 Рік тому +38

      That dolphin absolutely did it on porpoise

  • @majorpwner241
    @majorpwner241 Рік тому +21

    9:43 that's actually a pure win to save it and get back up after that fall.

  • @jaydee4177
    @jaydee4177 Рік тому +203

    4:55 "fencing" is a pretty generous description of whatever is going on here haha

    • @joeyteter9383
      @joeyteter9383 Рік тому +7

      Thought so too haha it’s more like LARPing lol

    • @mitchelldacosta2609
      @mitchelldacosta2609 9 місяців тому +5

      Nah that’s called swashbuckling

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 8 місяців тому +3

      You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. _Curved._ *_Swords._*

    • @basarsameri946
      @basarsameri946 8 місяців тому

      ok

    • @FunnyInTheWorld888
      @FunnyInTheWorld888 5 місяців тому

      this video is so funny

  • @Nate_Gamer173
    @Nate_Gamer173 Рік тому +14

    1:29 I’ve never flinched to hard in my life 😂😂

  • @rjprivate
    @rjprivate Рік тому +76

    That dolphin finally took revenge for his grandma who died in a 1988 oil spill 😂😂

  • @UzairAhmed-rg4sy
    @UzairAhmed-rg4sy Місяць тому +14

    Half of these aren't even "Dumb athletes"

  • @TheRealJamesDunn
    @TheRealJamesDunn Рік тому +91

    The very first vid... it was either gonna be mom's face or the window. How did they EVER think this was going to end well??? lol

  • @Mio248
    @Mio248 Рік тому +13

    Damn, 5:04
    That ball kicked him.

  • @buttholasaurus99
    @buttholasaurus99 Рік тому +102

    I tried to dodge the softball @1:30 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jovalleau
      @jovalleau Рік тому +13

      Everybody did. Don't lie, people!

    • @joeyteter9383
      @joeyteter9383 Рік тому +3

      The only reason I didn’t, was because I had seen it before. However, I did flinch the first time I watched it haha

    • @bammy3050
      @bammy3050 Рік тому +7

      I closed my eyes as a reaction, man that got me good

    • @jaydenmoosa3989
      @jaydenmoosa3989 10 місяців тому

      TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

    • @FinnKeehan
      @FinnKeehan 6 місяців тому +1

      @@joeyteter9383 I did too! 😂😂

  • @Adam-M-
    @Adam-M- Рік тому +15

    0:29 Honestly, if that were a belly flop competition, he probably would have won.

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep Рік тому +50

    8:34 "Please tell me it's on video!" Some people own up easily. I'm proud of her!

  • @Therealbigback2012
    @Therealbigback2012 Місяць тому +8

    1:30 scared me so bad

  • @Kragatar
    @Kragatar Рік тому +101

    8:13 The most intense hockey fight of all time.

  • @SUN-TOTALIDIOTSATWORK
    @SUN-TOTALIDIOTSATWORK 9 місяців тому +2

    *I wish I could give this video a standing ovation. Absolutely fantastic!*

  • @brunom12111
    @brunom12111 Рік тому +106

    That's the video with the most flinch scares ever, I think I've flinched 20 times lmao

    • @DrawingWithNK
      @DrawingWithNK 11 місяців тому +6

      OMG especially at 1:30 with the softball lol

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Рік тому +8

    I appreciate that you have the sports labeled in the corner in case people don’t know what basketball is

  • @Artemis_simetrA
    @Artemis_simetrA Рік тому +136

    I love how the guy sliding in the dirty pool is labeled "SWIMMING" hahaha

  • @OldNerdPlayingOldPCGames
    @OldNerdPlayingOldPCGames Рік тому +11

    I've always been convinced that some IRL sports are the work of Satan

  • @loriw2661
    @loriw2661 Рік тому +58

    I’m sitting here watching this, a 62 y/o, knowing that any one of these would cripple me forever. Lmao! Appreciate your young bodies & what they can take.

    • @christianstachl
      @christianstachl Рік тому +3

      I'm only 45 and i already think that most of the time 😅

  • @scariestfloodmomentsofalltime5

    Your channel is like a ray of sunshine on even the cloudiest day. So grateful for the humor!

  • @sleep-deprivedalien
    @sleep-deprivedalien Рік тому +75

    the guy's reaction after the wrestling dummy slapped him 💀

  • @KuddlyKisses
    @KuddlyKisses Рік тому +34

    17:00 - ...maybe a sports fail, but still a win 😏😜

  • @UniDisforlife
    @UniDisforlife Рік тому +66

    00:42 had me LAUGHING!!! 😂
    It’s like a sound effect to a movie

  • @Mi-ck
    @Mi-ck Рік тому +3

    Thanks for naming all the sports. I’d had have no idea what I was watching without them.

  • @belabahn
    @belabahn Рік тому +38

    15:41 - There's nothing to "discuss" here. 🤣The word that you're looking for is "discus" (with one "s"). The sport can be traced back to Greece to the Ancient Olympic Games. The thing that you throw, in Greek is called "dískos" /δίσκος/.

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 Рік тому +1

      Give it up.
      Failarmy can't even get English subtitles for spoken English correct.
      I think they hire homeless crack addicts

    • @DaveHorgan.
      @DaveHorgan. Рік тому +4

      The exact comment I came here for 😂

  • @MichelleBraun-vn8tq
    @MichelleBraun-vn8tq Рік тому +1

    The dolphin bump killed me. He totally could have jumped without hitting or even just swimming by, but no, he decided to be an asshat 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shaheersl
    @shaheersl Рік тому +59

    17:38 The referee had me in stitches. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @HumorHub-f9t
    @HumorHub-f9t День тому +1

    "I need more of this content in my life! Keep it coming! 😆"

  • @AnthonyD1986
    @AnthonyD1986 Рік тому +297

    THIS is why aliens won't visit us.

    • @demonslayereditz5105
      @demonslayereditz5105 8 місяців тому +11

      What? There just mistakes,jokes,and clumsiness

    • @demonslayereditz5105
      @demonslayereditz5105 8 місяців тому +5

      So I don’t get it (NOT HATE JUST ASKING )

    • @cirkelshorts
      @cirkelshorts 8 місяців тому

      @@demonslayereditz5105bc they all doing dumb shit

    • @RH_Collective
      @RH_Collective 7 місяців тому

      Yeah, not the animalistic nature of humans or the thousands upon thousand of WMDs, small moments of human stupidity...

    • @SADSOUL324U
      @SADSOUL324U 7 місяців тому +5

      Good thing they don’t exist

  • @runescapeiwatchvids
    @runescapeiwatchvids Рік тому +6

    No way the chick at 3:00 though she was about to dunk off that chair😂

  • @DavinDesborough
    @DavinDesborough Рік тому +7

    8:13 The most adorable check ever recorded .

  • @Sawo1990
    @Sawo1990 Рік тому +1

    All good except 1 thing.
    That's not "SOCCER". That's "FOOTBALL".

  • @lambert4116
    @lambert4116 Рік тому +137

    I love how they call tobagganing 'cross-country bobsled' yes I'm Canadian

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Рік тому +3

      Yeah first time I’ve heard it called that too! (I’m British).

    • @NotAHandle22
      @NotAHandle22 Рік тому +7

      Never seen that here in the U.S. either.

    • @catecurry48
      @catecurry48 Рік тому +4

      I came here to find this comment. Loved the "cross-country bobsled" too.

    • @AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq
      @AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq Рік тому

      14:13 Amazing!

    • @Matthew-wc6zm
      @Matthew-wc6zm Рік тому

      Has Canada won the Stanley cup yet lol?😂

  • @1234jokerboy
    @1234jokerboy Рік тому

    0:17 the guy who came up with this course is truly evil 😂😂😂

  • @pvt.bushmann5903
    @pvt.bushmann5903 Рік тому +78

    I played ice hockey as a goalie when I was younger. Let me tell you, pucks are hard, and even with protective gear they hurt like hell to get smacked by at the speeds they go at.

    • @franck3279
      @franck3279 Рік тому +4

      I played handball, general rule was face, groin, and only then net.

    • @drzwiprawdy
      @drzwiprawdy Рік тому +2

      Super śmieszne 😂😂😂😂

    • @AnthonyD1986
      @AnthonyD1986 Рік тому +5

      I got two concussions playing ice hockey. It's not a soft sport by any means. Have to be pretty tough to make it far in hockey.

    • @gregedwards1087
      @gregedwards1087 Рік тому

      Suck it up sweetheart.

    • @AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq
      @AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq Рік тому +1

      14:13 Amazing!

  • @ashyierzz6053
    @ashyierzz6053 Рік тому +7

    THE LAUGH AT 15:54 LMAOOOO

  • @gwingcommander
    @gwingcommander Рік тому +48

    12:44 I can't tell if this dad's look is because he's mad at the girl (he shouldn't be), or just dead inside because he knows how's gonna have to explain to the wife why he thought batting practice inside the garage was a good idea. Seriously, have you never seen a pop fly before? In what universe was that net ever going to be enough?!

    • @rocketraccoon1976
      @rocketraccoon1976 Рік тому +9

      Dad's fault.

    • @Joe-nb3fs
      @Joe-nb3fs Рік тому +1

      nah, he's thinking "damn, you got in the hard way. Let's see you do that again"

    • @loganscharosch9724
      @loganscharosch9724 Рік тому

      12🎉

    • @tyreelamar1744
      @tyreelamar1744 Рік тому +1

      I almost died at that part! He definitely gave her a look like it was her fault 😂 knowing this was his idea!!!!

  • @IOSALive
    @IOSALive 8 місяців тому

    FailArmy, You're the best! I subscribed because I love your content!

  • @mutumalincoln
    @mutumalincoln Рік тому +13

    3:46 what a clumsy dive!

  • @Hey_DaviBlox
    @Hey_DaviBlox День тому +1

    9:32 Yoooo the bro fly 😮😂

  • @JordiLA
    @JordiLA Рік тому +24

    12:40 you can see the love in the father's eyes. 😂

    • @bloodstreamcity
      @bloodstreamcity Рік тому +15

      He chose the worst place for practice.

    • @joeyteter9383
      @joeyteter9383 Рік тому +10

      @@bloodstreamcityexactly, he looked miffed at his daughter but it was his damn fault to begin with lol

  • @witchmouth
    @witchmouth Рік тому +6

    Priceless clips! One note: it's not "discuss" (meaning conversation) it"s "discus" that you throw in the field event sport.

  • @livinginvancouverbc2247
    @livinginvancouverbc2247 Рік тому +9

    0:21 Doing the spinny thing is 99.99% chance of smashing your face.

  • @WhiteGuysMadder
    @WhiteGuysMadder Рік тому +5

    The guy getting hurt by a ping pong ball did it for me lol

  • @marcl2413
    @marcl2413 Рік тому +38

    So helpful labeling each sport. We never would have figured it out otherwise.

    • @button4boy
      @button4boy Рік тому +7

      I just wish they labelled "soccer" as football and "football" as American football

    • @wendyryder2708
      @wendyryder2708 Рік тому

      Lol!

    • @justanotherguy1122
      @justanotherguy1122 10 місяців тому

      Quit acting like an ass for no reason.

    • @PhilOsGarage
      @PhilOsGarage 10 місяців тому

      They keep labelling hand egg as football though. It’s very confusing

  • @handstandMAN
    @handstandMAN Рік тому +2

    2:21 God has the most dark sense of humour. Really enjoys the physical comedy.

  • @ravage2002
    @ravage2002 Рік тому +6

    A minute of silence for all the cameras, lights and windows that where harmed during these videos...

  • @majorpwner241
    @majorpwner241 Рік тому +8

    3:04 one of the most awkward falls I've seen. She took it pretty well though. You're supposed to use a mini trampoline not a chair! lmao

    • @MFNDman
      @MFNDman Рік тому

      Pulling a Sabu lol

  • @ARWINGx1
    @ARWINGx1 Рік тому +33

    4:56
    "That's exactly what I thought was gonna happen"
    So did I.

  • @BOMIncredibleMoments
    @BOMIncredibleMoments Рік тому +3

    They turned ordinary moments into joyful memories!

  • @RideAcrossTheRiver
    @RideAcrossTheRiver Рік тому +20

    15:40 Discuss? Okay, he fell over. 1.0 difficulty on that. Thoughts?

  • @clerpington_the_fifth
    @clerpington_the_fifth Рік тому +1

    1:11 why is a guy with glasses goalie in the first place 🤔🤔🤔
    6:49 "my parents aren't home"

  • @csaba5415
    @csaba5415 Рік тому +15

    6:37 was just beautiful! :) Gymnastics is an extreme sport.

    • @elliexo1106
      @elliexo1106 9 місяців тому

      Not rly I did gymnastics but when I started horse riding, gymnastics wasn’t as dangerous/ extreme then I thought

  • @hawaiianshirts4715
    @hawaiianshirts4715 Рік тому +3

    7:32 I never could figure out the high jump. How do you go from running forward to jumping backward like that?

  • @saminpa76
    @saminpa76 Рік тому +13

    Dizzy bat was always my favorite. I remember watching it on Sunday nights on ESPN with my grandpa.

    • @wendyryder2708
      @wendyryder2708 Рік тому +1

      Never heard of Dizzy Bat! Is it an American sport?

  • @kristenmackinnon8764
    @kristenmackinnon8764 10 місяців тому +4

    3:54 he’s gonna cry now😂

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Рік тому +8

    22:22 - Is that woman a zombie?! 😂

  • @GoatedBullFN
    @GoatedBullFN 8 днів тому +2

    1:30 scared the shit out of me

  • @VladdyTT
    @VladdyTT Рік тому +8

    Thanks for labeling every clip with the corresponding sport, would have had no idea what was happening without them.

    • @itsintheword230
      @itsintheword230 Рік тому +3

      I needed the Fencing title

    • @kotosqoposrly
      @kotosqoposrly Рік тому +1

      As someone with no knowledge of sports, at all, I do actually appreciate them.

    • @csaba5415
      @csaba5415 Рік тому +2

      15:14 was not that obvious at first :).

  • @kennethloung3422
    @kennethloung3422 Рік тому +3

    I don't understand how the guy dunked the basket and broke the backboard is considered a fail. I see that as a win.

  • @moai7344
    @moai7344 Рік тому +21

    5:21 oh that hurts 💀

  • @aragornelessar7399
    @aragornelessar7399 Рік тому +1

    5:04 wasn't a fail. It was just a practice run.
    Epic move lil dude! They won't be laughing when you stick the landing

  • @terencem8795
    @terencem8795 Рік тому +10

    Those golf swings had me rolling!😂

  • @sabiant.lawson2909
    @sabiant.lawson2909 Рік тому +14

    11:55 this is why we have a "locker room"

  • @tjahrie
    @tjahrie 6 місяців тому +10

    The softball one scared the crap out of me

  • @_AndromedaGalaxy_
    @_AndromedaGalaxy_ Рік тому +10

    1:11 to be fair, probably me my first day as a goalie at his age but just a few months later my team would have won EVERY game if he had been my opponent.

  • @michaelscottland4239
    @michaelscottland4239 Рік тому +1

    I learned the names of lot of these sports.
    Also: you showed
    Skiing ✔️waterskiing ✔️, Snowboarding✔️ but no Waterboarding ✖️🤔

  • @konradheinz2271
    @konradheinz2271 Рік тому +15

    Man getting hitten by a football! Never disappoints ❤

  • @nathanvarghese.
    @nathanvarghese. Рік тому +13

    6:28 - Frisbee and pieces

  • @Exis-xw1qt
    @Exis-xw1qt Рік тому +8

    3:08 the lady downstairs I'm sure it's her mother😂

  • @bigverybadtom
    @bigverybadtom Рік тому +2

    1:58 It wasn't the athlete who was dumb, it was whoever didn't ensure the lake they played on had thick enough ice! That could have led to tragedy!

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew Рік тому +25

    16:02 This little guy cracked me up 😂

  • @I_am_a_kitchen_spider
    @I_am_a_kitchen_spider Рік тому +2

    Those figure skate girls had me, especially the first one.
    The sound of her ice slap just killed me 😂

  • @brookss2141
    @brookss2141 Рік тому +5

    Balls flying into the camera always make me flinch.

  • @HappyRoc
    @HappyRoc 11 днів тому +1

    7:11 it’s just like that meme “feeling cute today, might fix this pothole later”

  • @kathylecluyse7820
    @kathylecluyse7820 Рік тому +4

    Remember the "windsurfers do it standing up" rage? Failarmy does it falling down!

  • @fgjack1264
    @fgjack1264 Рік тому +1

    That softball one made me jump 😂😂

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep Рік тому +8

    As a condolence to the guy at 10:03 his pratfall didn't actually ruin the shot.

  • @JoeKnowsWorst
    @JoeKnowsWorst Рік тому +6

    I didn't know there was a sport called "Discuss" 🤣

  • @FunnyFA150
    @FunnyFA150 6 місяців тому +7

    4:10 This golf ball is so strange

  • @wdavem
    @wdavem Рік тому +8

    I like the bowling ball in the ceiling 😆. So rarely do they stay up there.

  • @MrBiggles53
    @MrBiggles53 Рік тому +2

    Those kids at 8:15 will be legends someday.

  • @m.hoffman2889
    @m.hoffman2889 Рік тому +7

    this clearly shows: the cameraman is, not like in the movies, immune to all dangers

    • @franck3279
      @franck3279 Рік тому

      You’d be surprised of how many action movies cameramen get hurt (or sometimes killed) doing their job

  • @joshuadooley181
    @joshuadooley181 Рік тому +2

    3:10 isn’t dumb it’s just awesome

  • @OnlyTheEd
    @OnlyTheEd Рік тому +8

    I flinched....SEVERAL times.... 🤣

  • @SamuelAce-h1q
    @SamuelAce-h1q 11 місяців тому +1

    The football one looks like a cartoon rebound😂😂

  • @MykelLinden
    @MykelLinden Рік тому +6

    God, that softball one literally made me reflexively cringe, as if I was the one getting hit with it. XD

  • @PhillipRoybal-z5x
    @PhillipRoybal-z5x Рік тому +1

    3:07 the guy in the red shirt was unfazed

  • @kevinmuchemi1867
    @kevinmuchemi1867 Рік тому +6

    So, Golf can legitimately be dangerous, huh?

    • @franck3279
      @franck3279 Рік тому +2

      A failed drive can easily smash a car window, ...or a face

    • @angelaromero3502
      @angelaromero3502 9 місяців тому

      ​@@franck3279yup

  • @stephanierohweder8346
    @stephanierohweder8346 Рік тому +3

    What’s hilarious is that the pool in the first few clips is my high school pool

  • @BhupenderSingh-mm2rk
    @BhupenderSingh-mm2rk Рік тому +6

    17:00 volley blow was great....

  • @SaltWaterDrums
    @SaltWaterDrums Рік тому +1

    i think 'athletes' is a generous description for most of these people.

  • @ivankinakin7231
    @ivankinakin7231 Рік тому +14

    5:29 I always flinch

  • @knucklevision
    @knucklevision Рік тому +1

    8:13
    The sheer speed and power of the game, the skill and toughness of the athletes, and the brutal force of the collisions in ice hockey is so under-recognized.