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  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  Рік тому +257

    Please comment below the number of NOT ALLOWED you counted

    • @realcooking1833
      @realcooking1833 Рік тому +37

      I'm not far in and I've lost count 🤦‍♂️😂🤣😂🤣😂this is nuts🤣😂

    • @paulie-Gualtieri.
      @paulie-Gualtieri. Рік тому +1

      The fat one would definitely take the 20.00 pound if he wasn't on camera

    • @Carl_Isaksson
      @Carl_Isaksson Рік тому +45

      You are NOT ALLOWED to know how many I counted

    • @TheSadButMadLad
      @TheSadButMadLad Рік тому +8

      A billion

    • @kkapuscik
      @kkapuscik Рік тому +16

      Unfortunately, I am not allowed to count ;) All the best to you, AB!

  • @kylax8447
    @kylax8447 Рік тому +223

    "Why do you look so surprised"😳 that photo had me crying with laughter. Well done AB never stop

    • @A2Z1Two3
      @A2Z1Two3 Рік тому

      He was one UGLY dude in that photo , and the last guy was the invisible man on that badge, I think they just swap that badge around and the employer has no clue who they have securing their building 😮.
      ( I think that might be the United Nations building )

    • @helicoptersrkool
      @helicoptersrkool Рік тому +20

      I scrolled down to find this comment 😂

    • @SalamiNugget
      @SalamiNugget Рік тому +14

      12:05 LMFAO

    • @user-pl3he7eo6g
      @user-pl3he7eo6g Рік тому +1

      •_•

    • @SarahRickard
      @SarahRickard Рік тому

  • @PINACI
    @PINACI Рік тому +441

    Whoever brainwashed these security guards did a first class job !!

    • @keithwhittygmail
      @keithwhittygmail Рік тому +36

      They do it to themselves. The African security always over react or violate your legal rights in my experience. It's an honour and pride thing with them. They feels special and superior because in Africa they get to push people about as security in their culture

    • @nikos-giorgos
      @nikos-giorgos Рік тому +13

      @@keithwhittygmail
      And they get pushed when they're not in a position of power don't forget that...

    • @karoln7078
      @karoln7078 Рік тому +6

      SIA

    • @thermion7869
      @thermion7869 Рік тому +7

      Just ignore them, If they are capable of drawing any sensible conclusions, they will go away.

    • @sportingdawg
      @sportingdawg Рік тому +4

      He keeps trying to wipe it away 😂🤣

  • @cordypants3639
    @cordypants3639 Рік тому +36

    That security guards photo at 12:05 absolutely had me in stitches, "Why do you look so shocked..." 😂😂😂

  • @m4rcmineh
    @m4rcmineh Рік тому +43

    That picture of the security guard is priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kingofrestrrooms666
      @Kingofrestrrooms666 Рік тому

      heard that a secret that was leaked by a disgruntled employee and the word is the collected live, not already dead Unicorns, slaughtered them to make an aphrodisiac for the lucrative Chinese market. Its no body's business and highly private at the doctors reception but 9-year-old daughter still has her Hyman, they got the milkman to check, mmmm he took some time, though when he finished the checkup he said, smell my finger,..... I said ooo no thanks Richard! be off with you and deliver the milk! 😂its stranger than weird or vice versa like AB in the city. Do you know what I mean? Like in other countries its the same thing look at Rolf Harris! 👧👧👧👧

    • @SKITZIZZZZAKINGDON
      @SKITZIZZZZAKINGDON 7 місяців тому +1

      im gunna use it as a meme fukin brilian pic. they trolled him bad with that one to put that on his badge.

  • @jasonking442
    @jasonking442 Рік тому +13

    Their loyalty is impressive... these guys are uncorruptable..

  • @burpeesking11122
    @burpeesking11122 Рік тому +232

    As security guys go, these clearly aren't the worst you've met in the past. It's great to see that you temper your response in line with the level of naivety of the people you encounter. Too many other auditors are just seeking out confrontation in order to get clicks. This is the kind of content that leads by example for the rest AB. Best wishes.

    • @oscarsusan3834
      @oscarsusan3834 Рік тому +4

      In relation to what you just reiterated , the Tameside shopping centre security incident and recent follow up mass audit by other auditors really have put in check the abuse.The last audit visit you could still see the aggression to go hands on still present in the interactions of security of a person with a cam.

    • @ianmacintosh3535
      @ianmacintosh3535 Рік тому +8

      Bet they'd be totally different if he weren't Filming!!...

    • @jackdeniels6907
      @jackdeniels6907 Рік тому +2

      The Cream always rises to the top

    • @KentRoads
      @KentRoads Рік тому +3

      They shouldnt be naive if they're licensed security

    • @jamesodd3896
      @jamesodd3896 Рік тому +1

      AB and news now Yorkshire are the only 2 auditors that I enjoy to watch. The only ones I’ve found with the skills to do this properly.

  • @fireskycam9889
    @fireskycam9889 Рік тому +200

    It amazes me how many security guards think they can enforce their policies onto people who are not even on their property.

    • @allanallen1835
      @allanallen1835 Рік тому +9

      600 quid m8 and you can get a shiny sia card and do the same lol. thats what the sesamee street like exam costs.

    • @sodburyhouse
      @sodburyhouse Рік тому +1

      @@allanallen1835 You are spot on, and its a complete waste of money really, I think there are some insurance discounts and things that come with it and perhaps some legal advice, but that is about it! and of course, there is a yearly renewal fee !!!!
      It is just like any journalist's card, you can apply and get one of those for a similar price if you want it from a recognised Union,. it's just the same type of con that gives people fake "authority" in their field.
      I have also been told but can't confirm, they don't even do a DBS check against your name for the SIA card, so you could come straight out of prison and get one.

    • @callumwilliams9178
      @callumwilliams9178 Рік тому +4

      @@allanallen1835 not even £600 vast majority nowadays all get it free from job centre

    • @arcadealchemist
      @arcadealchemist Рік тому

      mate this has happened often paradoxicly and pretty sure they are waiting for me to have 3 DOGS so i can set the dog on um

    • @lesliefuller1456
      @lesliefuller1456 Рік тому

      It’s because they are stupid.

  • @fireskycam9889
    @fireskycam9889 Рік тому +96

    I just emailed the head office on what I thought of these security guards coming off-site to make demands on a member of the public.
    Demands that not even the police could enforce.
    I also outlined that they'll cause a big lawsuit for this company one day by their coming off-site to confront citizens engaged in a lawful activity.

    • @MrAndrewFarrow
      @MrAndrewFarrow Рік тому

      Have they replied?

    • @mazA5568
      @mazA5568 Рік тому +4

      Well done to do that I say all auditors please give us emails to where they are so we the public by email van email to these bully’s and complaints procedures we are not having this disgusting behaviour towards innocent people … change their tyrants ..

    • @frankMIALL
      @frankMIALL Рік тому +1

      I keep thinking of doing the same on some videos but forget.
      Well done you!!!

    • @steviemc1398
      @steviemc1398 Рік тому

      @@MrAndrewFarrow I bet 20 quid or was it 25 quid they don't😆

    • @MrAndrewFarrow
      @MrAndrewFarrow Рік тому

      @@steviemc1398 what odds you offering?
      15/8 on???

  • @FunkyNinjaDizzle
    @FunkyNinjaDizzle Рік тому +14

    By far funniest auditor in the game, cheers AB, always crack me up! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PsychedelicPigeon
    @PsychedelicPigeon Рік тому +16

    The bribe attempt was brilliant 😂

  • @michellereader5352
    @michellereader5352 Рік тому +170

    It's amazing how many of these security of the company's always say they have the right to tell the public what they can and can't do

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 Рік тому +5

      They'd go a lot further if they could. The only thing currently stopping them is the thin veil of law and custom.

    • @malcolmcurtis9786
      @malcolmcurtis9786 Рік тому +1

      Another muppets convention 😂😂😂🇬🇧

    • @ramalama9650
      @ramalama9650 Рік тому

      @@goodyeoman4534 So would we!

    • @HouseOldSkoolRaver
      @HouseOldSkoolRaver Рік тому

      They destroyed the pinac movement with ease.

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 Рік тому

      @@ramalama9650 Speak for yourself, not for me.

  • @ClearLight1967
    @ClearLight1967 Рік тому +36

    The eye-popping photo on that guy's ID card was hilarious, I laughed so long and loud after seeing that my neighbours must have thought I'd finally lost my marbles!

  • @ambaiste
    @ambaiste Рік тому +39

    this is one of the best English sitcoms ever. Up there with The Office.

  • @togwilson
    @togwilson Рік тому +7

    That security guards picture was hilarious

  • @ashjordan7460
    @ashjordan7460 Рік тому +6

    Man I love your adventures. Please come to Australia!!!

  • @arty2k
    @arty2k Рік тому +39

    I counted 52 "NOT ALLOWED". I really enjoy they way you Travis Heinze them in an endless conversation about nothing; please do more of that. Love your work, yo.

    • @michielotsen6317
      @michielotsen6317 Рік тому +5

      Love the shout out! Travis is a verbal ninja!

    • @HarryNicNicholas
      @HarryNicNicholas Рік тому +1

      i want to see a total silence audit, people HATE unstructured time and being ignored.

  • @NewCowboyKing
    @NewCowboyKing Рік тому +77

    Not allowed 😂 this country has gone absolutely bonkers in so many ways than one.

  • @my-king
    @my-king Рік тому +142

    I wonder how those celebrated brickworkers would feel about how stupid people are now. So happy to see your upload. You're one of the only people I don't skip through right now. you're so funny that I can't skip a second.

    • @RedKachinaWZ
      @RedKachinaWZ Рік тому +13

      Reggie Photo is amazing too, hilarious and good dude

    • @my-king
      @my-king Рік тому +14

      @@RedKachinaWZ I agree. I like him. I just love how AB can make a joke and they're oblivious to it. He's like Columbo in that he pretends to be dumb to trap them. It's so funny to see.

    • @chrisbrown6920
      @chrisbrown6920 Рік тому +8

      @@my-king haha, so true. I knew AB reminded me of someone! He is columbo 100%

    • @datdeliveryguy
      @datdeliveryguy Рік тому +5

      I lost count twice!!!

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  Рік тому +6

      Thank you did you count how many NOT ALLOWEDs ?

  • @alanwalton8324
    @alanwalton8324 Рік тому +6

    Ez m8, just been watching this, I love the way security officers think they’re old bill, loving your work, keep it up, have you audited rugby they would love you here 😂

  • @nigelcurtis3421
    @nigelcurtis3421 Рік тому +8

    "I'll give you 20 pounds each if you don't call the Police " 🤣 One of the best 👍

  • @dagg65
    @dagg65 Рік тому +56

    I’ve had some bad work ID photos in my time but that guys was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @Derek_Garnham
      @Derek_Garnham Рік тому +2

      I think they must use a special camera.

    • @Kingofrestrrooms666
      @Kingofrestrrooms666 Рік тому

      heard that a secret that was leaked by a disgruntled employee and the word is the collected live, not already dead Unicorns, slaughtered them to make an aphrodisiac for the lucrative Chinese market. Its no body's business and highly private at the doctors reception but 9-year-old daughter still has her Hyman, they got the milkman to check, mmmm he took some time, though when he finished the checkup he said, smell my finger,..... I said ooo no thanks Richard! be off with you and deliver the milk! 😂its stranger than weird or vice versa like AB in the city. Do you know what I mean? Like in other countries its the same thing look at Rolf Harris! 👧👧👧👧

  • @robertanderson6929
    @robertanderson6929 Рік тому +106

    Anytime someone says, "Turn off your camera," you should be legitimately afraid of what will follow because that is an indication they are about to do something they do not want to be recorded doing like bashing you in the head and taking your money.

  • @martinhill9261
    @martinhill9261 Рік тому +23

    AB you're so good,I almost feel sorry for the people who confront you

  • @fF-jb4gs
    @fF-jb4gs Рік тому +4

    England, Good luck!!!

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 Рік тому +30

    That guy looked shocked , as the photo was taken when they told him he had passed the SIA test 😂.

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 Рік тому +45

    Oh AB, you 'infiltrated his personal'.
    All those people, not a word of sense from a single one of them - sad really. At least they didn't assault you, they were nice but clueless.
    Great work as always, thank you.

  • @timgeorge1009
    @timgeorge1009 Рік тому +48

    NOT ALLOWED
    Great content again man
    Can’t believe how many people believe they can tell you what you can or can’t do

  • @mhopwood1
    @mhopwood1 Рік тому +23

    Spare a thought for how badly treated and paid these untrained security guards must be by their employers and "betters" 😥

    • @ronniefoster9467
      @ronniefoster9467 Рік тому +3

      I agree. The amount of these videos I watch and not one security guard knows the rules on taking pictures and flying drones. I also can't believe that that with all these auditors and youtube vidoes, security guards are not informed and updated on these rules. The best advice company's can give their security is to not engage, that way they won't look silly.

    • @briant4323
      @briant4323 Рік тому +3

      Most of security encountered are foreign nationals employed for minimum wage and understanding of the law

    • @niciolamyelwee6646
      @niciolamyelwee6646 Рік тому

      ​@@briant4323 the English one's are really rude and nasty. Very fast to put hand's on people.

    • @Kingofrestrrooms666
      @Kingofrestrrooms666 Рік тому

      yes but they are just dumb blay-acks from a 3rd world country and the whites take advantage of them.

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg Місяць тому

      No sympathy. They are (ostensibly) adult humans, entirely responsible for their own choices and actions.

  • @MaroonedInDub
    @MaroonedInDub Місяць тому

    You did a good deed here. You brought those two black guys together. They've never had so much to say to each other before this!

  • @MrPantss
    @MrPantss Рік тому +72

    I would love to see their company policy where it says “members of the public are not allowed to film our property from a public place” seriously they are making it up as they go along….lol 😂

    • @suminshizzles6951
      @suminshizzles6951 Рік тому

      Authority pushes the limit till they get pushback. Always been that way. Give government powers and they abuse them. Anti-terror legislation used to spy on people putting bins out and to stop photographers. Surprised? The only surprise to me is that in 2023 this is still happening despite home office memo's. People really need to check their ego's at the door in some jobs. Not checkign their ego's at the door is probably responsible for half the clips here on youttube. Dont like your authority being challenged by the public? Dont be a cop with a massive ago that cant handle being, LEGALLY, challenged.

  • @leezeya6210
    @leezeya6210 Рік тому +29

    1st as usual 🏅 come on AB...your videos got me and my wife through Covid during the pandemic .. you are a Legend.

  • @softshallow7435
    @softshallow7435 Рік тому +31

    Wow! Caught us by surprise there AB! 😁 44 not allowed + 3 you said at the end (only if they count).

  • @BellaDonna2310
    @BellaDonna2310 Рік тому +3

    AB my black box viewing would be so boring without your contents. Hubby & I both love it and watch every video..keep it up .
    We counted 57 not allowed stated in video. Peace to you and yours 🙏🏼

  • @jwilson980
    @jwilson980 Рік тому +1

    “Thank you for your participation.” Lmao. Love you style AB.

  • @TigerTiger-dh2vr
    @TigerTiger-dh2vr Рік тому +55

    There were more "not allowed" than the combined IQ of those security guards.
    But fair play to them for knowing they're limits, taking a job were thinking is optional but not necessary.
    That was funny AB, you have the patience of a saint.

    • @xana7196
      @xana7196 Рік тому +1

      😁😂

    • @EVG_Channel
      @EVG_Channel Рік тому +1

      😬

    • @Africa1000
      @Africa1000 Рік тому

      They don't even have the IQ which enables them to write a comment using grammar and spelling which doesn't reveal them to be complete morons.

    • @Ollevo
      @Ollevo Рік тому

      Judging by your grammar and poor articulation, it's safe to say their IQ is much higher than yours.

    • @flatheadsradisease
      @flatheadsradisease Рік тому

      Another useless video. What on earth is the purpose of these so called audits to what end ? Other than click bait to make money on social bulls… irritate people doing their job and getting in peoples faces to get a rise and material for these rubbish videos.

  • @Parawingdelta2
    @Parawingdelta2 Рік тому +94

    One day these security people will realise their influence finishes outside the property line.

    • @DishonoredBread1
      @DishonoredBread1 Рік тому +2

      Doubt it, having the blue sia feels so good THE POWER!!!!!

  • @Luimneachturnal
    @Luimneachturnal Рік тому +52

    No wonder they're so afraid and paranoid of cameras. Guy at 12:05 was attacked by the last camera that captured his image. 😂

  • @corydesmond7348
    @corydesmond7348 4 місяці тому

    Legit spat out my coffee when you asked the guy why he looks so shocked in his picture. Glorious

  • @bryanrotchell1565
    @bryanrotchell1565 Рік тому +1

    You are right, ab they have to have it on display, if they don't then he is breaking the law, 👍

  • @5150show
    @5150show Рік тому +51

    The state of British security these days

    • @redx11x
      @redx11x Рік тому

      Don't be an idiot. Its £9.50 an hour security. You get what you pay for

    • @01matthewc
      @01matthewc Рік тому +9

      Thank the plonkers at the SIA for that.

    • @lizcollinson2692
      @lizcollinson2692 Рік тому +2

      I have been one, it's always been that way.

    • @FTubex
      @FTubex Рік тому

      Your government is making money out of there tax you don't own the country anyway love

    • @WashingtonSAFC
      @WashingtonSAFC Рік тому +11

      "British"? 🤔😂🤣🤡🤡

  • @JonnyParker-
    @JonnyParker- Рік тому +20

    That ID picture of that guy absolutely unreal !!!

    • @outsidethematrix1064
      @outsidethematrix1064 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🫣🫣🫣

    • @PeaceDweller
      @PeaceDweller Рік тому

      I saw it at 3am on a Friday Night and howled so loud for a solid 8 minutes I got the neighbours dogs barking.

  • @brianshaw373
    @brianshaw373 Рік тому +8

    My gosh… you have both patience and great verbal judo skills.

  • @spiritlight4440
    @spiritlight4440 Рік тому

    Hahahaha the guys photo on his security badge!!! High as a kite... absolutely brilliant AB, love your videos!!

  • @deanivan3951
    @deanivan3951 Рік тому

    I can't get over that picture. He took that and said "that's the one" are you kidding me!😂🤣😂

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 Рік тому +38

    Your not allowed to get annoyed when they follow YOU off their property onto public, but they don’t like it when the tables turned. 😂

    • @Kingofrestrrooms666
      @Kingofrestrrooms666 Рік тому

      yes but they are just dumb blay-acks from a 3rd world country and the whites take advantage of them.

  • @Bilko-M1GSX
    @Bilko-M1GSX Рік тому +13

    "I'll give you £20 not to tell them..." pmsl 🤣

  • @PaulCowderoy
    @PaulCowderoy Рік тому +22

    I like the first two security guards. Yes they don’t understand the filming laws but they weren’t abusive or belligerent and were extremely polite. They also had their blue cards showing.

    • @allanallen1835
      @allanallen1835 Рік тому

      they also should keep thr noses out while ab was in a public place, demanding answers over the boundary fence what a farce lol.

    • @kellydoyle8611
      @kellydoyle8611 Рік тому +2

      So did the second 2 security guards have there blue badge showing the one only put it away wen AB was filming. They are at work doing their job

    • @eyeofbraille4659
      @eyeofbraille4659 Рік тому

      @@kellydoyle8611 Not good enough, I'm afraid. It is a condition of the holder of an SIA licence's licensed status that they wear the licence where the front can be seen at all times when engaging in designated licensable activity, unless the license is reported lost or stolen, is presently in hands of the the government, or the nature of their conduct is such that they need to be unidentifiable as engaging in that conduct , eg, a store detective. Even then they have to produce it on request. Hiding it because you don't like being filmed is not a valid exception, and "being at work doing their job" is precisely what obliges them to keep the card on display. Ignoring the terms of your licence is... Not Allowed!

    • @saimraja2119
      @saimraja2119 Рік тому

      @@eyeofbraille4659 cope

  • @ericwall1793
    @ericwall1793 Рік тому +1

    Hi AB I counted 57 in the on site vid and you said a further 3 when you were talking about the Go Pro at the end. 😎 Now fingers crossed 🤞I got it right cuz if I win I will do an audit in you honour 🤠

  • @dukethenuke8426
    @dukethenuke8426 Рік тому +4

    Hey AB, did you not hear them “NOT ALLOWED”
    I thought we had moved on from not allowed until that fella in the orange hi-viz comes up and says not allowed 🤣🤣🤣

  • @swineusswineus8241
    @swineusswineus8241 Рік тому +23

    Those bricks were amazing. And if we didn't have auditors we would never see this kind of thing. People do actually like auditing videos because they also enjoy seeing architecture or scenery and interesting things and places they would never normally see, as well as enjoying the interactions.

  • @thattoolguy9432
    @thattoolguy9432 Рік тому +14

    Security? i wouldn't trust those with my lunch box🤣you crack me up AB.. well done

    • @phillipsmiley5930
      @phillipsmiley5930 Рік тому +1

      i wouldn't trust those with your lunch box, and i'm a SIA badge holder.

    • @xana7196
      @xana7196 Рік тому +1

      I wouldn't trust them even with my empty lunch box 😂

    • @DD-wd7ku
      @DD-wd7ku Рік тому +1

      Yet the first two refused to accept money to keep quiet. Isn't that being trustworthy? Fair go!

  • @kates_life_in_recovery
    @kates_life_in_recovery Рік тому +6

    These people in these jobs security need to get better training. As soon as they get their license they think they can make up rules and bully. Seriously we see this more and more and it will end in tears or worse one day for someone

  • @dave28d
    @dave28d Рік тому +214

    It is a disgrace that these poor security people (who seem quite nice) are put in such an invidious position that they are compelled to try and exert non existing authority and harass the public. One day one of them will end up in court due to lack of training and absurd instructions from their employers.

    • @LeoOwnsWwe
      @LeoOwnsWwe Рік тому +17

      it's cheap labour. they don't even properly train them.

    • @GreatGazoo911
      @GreatGazoo911 Рік тому +8

      Well said. Sometimes it's hard to see into people's motivations and just see the worst.

    • @wonyankeesays5661
      @wonyankeesays5661 Рік тому +5

      Their not put in,,,,they take the job

    • @davidknowler4719
      @davidknowler4719 Рік тому +5

      I think they are .. let loose .

    • @ameliagfawkes512
      @ameliagfawkes512 Рік тому +13

      Far too many of them get carried away with their polyester uniforms and lanyards.

  • @andywalliams
    @andywalliams Рік тому +15

    You always make me laugh, you drive all these poor security nuts 😂

  • @rightwinggo9694
    @rightwinggo9694 Рік тому +13

    The photographer who took that guy's picture was either too nice to say anything or had a very good sense of humor........

  • @hewings1
    @hewings1 Рік тому +1

    His ID picture had me in stitches 😭😭

  • @Elm521
    @Elm521 7 місяців тому

    Don’t ever stop what your doing it’s brilliant 😂😂

  • @JeffJeffers0n
    @JeffJeffers0n Рік тому +15

    This is hilarious, you outdid yourself here AB 😂👌

  • @martynlucas2691
    @martynlucas2691 Рік тому +11

    That photo on his pass is hilarious! 😂

  • @colinlawless5654
    @colinlawless5654 Рік тому +342

    There is not enough diversity in security.

    • @oscarsusan3834
      @oscarsusan3834 Рік тому +6

      🧑🏾‍🦼👩🏿‍🦯🧎‍♀️🧎🕺🏼💃🧏🏿‍♀️

    • @eliteboxing5935
      @eliteboxing5935 Рік тому

      Camera licker not diverse enough for you

    • @tjbooker8585
      @tjbooker8585 Рік тому +60

      ​@@michael-fb6fc maybe if slave labour was not imported on masse, wages would not be driven down for the indigenous pop

    • @Stuart_George
      @Stuart_George Рік тому +15

      From the March 2023 figures, of over 40,000 SIA license holders, just over 25,000 are listed as British.

    • @tjslooking
      @tjslooking Рік тому +1

      Diversity now means, "anyone that's not white". Whites no longer matter, they are evil racist white supremacist Nazi's now. Even if you're not, you still are. At lest that's what we are told in America, by rich woke white kids in university.

  • @AG.011
    @AG.011 Рік тому +1

    Omg the amount of “not allowed” 😂 Was too funny when u kept on repeating every time they said it 🤣

  • @robertparry8731
    @robertparry8731 Рік тому +1

    I may be wrong but the last interaction might have been with a former Gurkha. Smart, polite and calm. However, never upset him. 😢

  • @maccyp1824
    @maccyp1824 Рік тому +261

    You can tell it’s England when it’s a foreign security guard 😂

    • @marks.c4753
      @marks.c4753 Рік тому +8

      @Lookup2Wakeup yep thank God we left there three hundred years ago this year.🙊🙉🙈

    • @Hannah-pk6iq
      @Hannah-pk6iq Рік тому

      racist pos.

    • @kingofracism
      @kingofracism Рік тому

      ​@Lookup2Wakeup capitalists working hand in hand with greedy, traitorous and subversive whites (especially ashkenazis) is why this is happening. But English people will never become radical enough to deal with the problems we face.

    • @drumstix80
      @drumstix80 Рік тому +33

      F**kwit comment

    • @alan6
      @alan6 Рік тому +1

      ​@@drumstix80 John

  • @Stuart_George
    @Stuart_George Рік тому +34

    AB has the most unique knack of enticing the most inane conversation out of some of these people that he interacts with.
    It was kinda painful to listen to.

    • @markyharley
      @markyharley Рік тому +3

      Stuart. You can't be "most unique". Unique is an absolute.

    • @Stuart_George
      @Stuart_George Рік тому +3

      @@markyharley can you be the most pedantic?
      It's just a phrase. This a comment section, not an English dissertation.
      😀👍

    • @ChocolateMilk..
      @ChocolateMilk.. Рік тому

      @@Stuart_George It's just logic.

    • @martinda7446
      @martinda7446 Рік тому

      @@ChocolateMilk.. You are the most logical. 😸

    • @martinda7446
      @martinda7446 Рік тому

      Stuart it comes under the heading, 'Comedy Gold'.
      I though thought Only Fools And Horses was rubbish, so we all differ, what one finds funny, the other finds inane (like OFAH).

  • @joescambait
    @joescambait Рік тому +140

    The people you dealt with are from countries where they have been oppressed and moved to the UK, found jobs with a bit of authority and think they know all the laws of the land , but really they are just sheep, seeing them get confused when you say they are taking pictures of you was like you were hitting your head against the wall . my brain started to hurt.... Great job AB

    • @LeoOwnsWwe
      @LeoOwnsWwe Рік тому +12

      how do you know what countries they're from?

    • @dontshootimfri3ndly853
      @dontshootimfri3ndly853 Рік тому

      @@LeoOwnsWwe Because they have accents and are clearly not from the UK. Are you deaf?

    • @richardpaquette8429
      @richardpaquette8429 Рік тому

      To be honest I watch many audits some of the people are from the U.K. found jobs with a bit of authority and think they know all the laws of the land , but really they are just sheep, seeing them get confused when you say they are taking pictures of you was like you were hitting your head against the wall.

    • @anonymous-um1bw
      @anonymous-um1bw Рік тому +1

      I’m from Romania and I’ll have to agree on what you said about foreigners. Also, there are a lot of native police officers that are even more annoying and oppressive than the foreign ones and AB’s channel shows it very well. So many dumb white male cops. Also the females are very aggressive and entitled. You’re a police officer not Putin or Escobar. They have no power, they are only powerful if we are dumb and ignorant. P.S I live in the U.K. now and it makes me cringe seeing how foreigners behave.

    • @SeatownFrank
      @SeatownFrank Рік тому +16

      @@LeoOwnsWwe private army mate ..don't matter where they from ...they not indigenous

  • @Muldoon93
    @Muldoon93 Рік тому

    That dude with the white beard his facial expressions were very funny and you can’t fault him he had patience of steel 😂.

  • @xana7196
    @xana7196 Рік тому +15

    Any "not allowed" sign works opposite on me 🤭

  • @moneymindset380
    @moneymindset380 Рік тому +31

    The second 2 security guards are hilarious, AB releases nothing but quality content 😂💯

  • @rob16495
    @rob16495 Рік тому +5

    LMAO that f*cking pass picture has made my day. Incredible. Love you AB

  • @muchomor369
    @muchomor369 Рік тому +1

    cheers to the last guy smiling makes everything better.

  • @thelionofluton4940
    @thelionofluton4940 Рік тому +1

    I counted 52 not allowed, good video AB , keep up the good work on educating the clowns

  • @Kurdish-uk
    @Kurdish-uk Рік тому +5

    We love you what you do you are the best UA-cam channel ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @mario721
    @mario721 Рік тому +7

    Love your verbal skills and sense of humour. Great content I am following nearly since the beginning.
    Keep on and waiting inpatient for the next episode.

  • @shami11
    @shami11 Рік тому +13

    AB, you are a star, I love your videos and always wait for a new one

  • @yenaibi
    @yenaibi Рік тому

    That coffee bit cracked me up 😂😂
    They felt harassed LOL

  • @Stuart5evo
    @Stuart5evo Рік тому +10

    Samuel L Jackson has let himself go a bit 😂

  • @markjust86
    @markjust86 Рік тому +6

    "not allowed" was definitely verbalised 52 times during the video (18 by security and 34 by you) plus 3 more during the bit at the end. The last guy said "don't allow" a few times which sounded very much like "not allowed" but if you slid the video down, you can make it out.

  • @richardtheeighth4431
    @richardtheeighth4431 Рік тому +5

    I predict that it's highly likely that the catchphrase "not allowed" or any derivative of (ewe arr-knot ahh-loud) might replace "yo." 😉
    Having said that, thank you AB for sharing your experiences and for providing such quality educational and entertaining content. 💯 ❤️

  • @WeeJosh94
    @WeeJosh94 Рік тому +1

    yooo the dudes picture literally looks like an alien just shat him out!

  • @yolandakhan
    @yolandakhan Рік тому

    I laughed so loud I made my dog jump 😂. The comment about his photo looking shocked 😂😂

  • @9londoncalling
    @9londoncalling Рік тому +5

    You had security spinning in circles AB. Nice work

  • @retroclickmedia4422
    @retroclickmedia4422 Рік тому +12

    When I was a kid - it was a while ago now, I was very lucky and my parents would take me places on days out. One day we went to a model show in London somewhere. There was security there, a company called "Burns" I think, all ex services, medal ribbons on show, my uncle was with us, ex WW II Royal Marine and he gave them the resect they deserved.
    How have we ended up with an industry full of uneducated, ill trained cock wombles?

    • @FTubex
      @FTubex Рік тому +1

      Yes with your uncle a lot of other people brown Asian black participated as well for great Britain freedom that's why late queen open the doors for immigrants to let them work as bus drivers and in mills back in the 60s, you have to read check your history before you write anything on social media I am sorry love your knowledge is poor

    • @retroclickmedia4422
      @retroclickmedia4422 Рік тому

      @@FTubex When did I mention the colour of anyones skin? You are looking for a bigot where there is not one. You are one of the problems in our country today, you and your ilk are the real racists. Think long, think hard, or maybe just think? N.B. (that's Latin if you don't know) I think you will find that HMG runs the country, not the Crown and the doors were opened in 1948, not the 1960's. Clearly your knowledge and written English is less than poor. Queen begins with a capital (thats a big one to you)"Q" .

    • @spenny2422
      @spenny2422 Рік тому

      Cock wombles 😂 so apt 😂

  • @leonwylde6548
    @leonwylde6548 Рік тому +2

    I'm going 52 AB . Great vid again....

  • @royalenfieldracer7806
    @royalenfieldracer7806 Рік тому +1

    A battle of wits against an unarmed opponent

  • @kyivwithgeofftanya5546
    @kyivwithgeofftanya5546 Рік тому +15

    OK AB start a competition to find a genuine British national security guard 😂
    They ended not so bad those first 2

    • @adzmanchester
      @adzmanchester Рік тому +2

      They don't want to work, they'd rather sit at home claiming benefits, and what?

    • @69mosshead
      @69mosshead Рік тому +2

      ​@@adzmanchesterHave a day off it's all about the holy "diversity", why would companies advertise for non whites only if it wasn't 🤔

  • @realcooking1833
    @realcooking1833 Рік тому +9

    Ooh, late night with AB😂🤣😂😁👍

  • @kevgray.
    @kevgray. Рік тому +12

    Just completed 3 units on the mock test for it SIA security guard 27/30 I didn't even read the book it's so easy it's unbelievable you get given the answers you just have to remember them.
    Most of the questions are just straight forward everyday life things you would do normally in situations.
    The 3 questions I got wrong were easy to get wrong if you haven't read the book.
    However quite how some of these so-called security guards actually get a pass is beyond me even though you only need 70%

    • @AnOldEnglishBloke
      @AnOldEnglishBloke Рік тому +1

      Diversity hiring is more important than aptitude these days in Britain.

    • @kevgray.
      @kevgray. Рік тому

      @@AnOldEnglishBloke I would say more than safety as well

    • @MrTwister86660
      @MrTwister86660 Рік тому +1

      Is it true it’s easier for foreigners to gain the badge? Apparently the prison service make it easier for women & ethnic minorities

  • @rickp2293
    @rickp2293 Рік тому

    YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SAW A GHOST!
    His pic was hilarious 😅

  • @rheazeus123
    @rheazeus123 Рік тому +1

    The power of an idiot magnet aka a camera is phenomenal.

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 Рік тому +9

    Security is an equal opportunities employer , but some are obviously more equal than others 😮

  • @ryanstevenson514
    @ryanstevenson514 Рік тому +4

    BELIVE IT AB IS THE KING 🤴 OF AUDITING 🇬🇧

  • @darren1720
    @darren1720 Рік тому +4

    Love the video. So funny how you say £25.and not tell

  • @antmic2775
    @antmic2775 Рік тому

    on the @thank you for your partecipation@ I died.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BinnyBongBaron_AoE
    @BinnyBongBaron_AoE Рік тому +4

    Pure comedy, it's nice to see you adapt, AB. Hah.

  • @ItsaColdWorld10
    @ItsaColdWorld10 Рік тому +6

    "NOT ALLOWED" is going viral soon! 😂

  • @DrRobert7898
    @DrRobert7898 Рік тому +9

    This is England mate a free country so tough. Me know understand English

  • @shanemarshall5647
    @shanemarshall5647 Рік тому

    I’m not bribing you lol, my favourite audit Chanel let’s go keep it up

  • @philliphaylor1590
    @philliphaylor1590 Рік тому +8

    That photo man of that Security guard ! was hilarious ! I still can't stop laughing 😅😅😅 !!

  • @tkautzor
    @tkautzor Рік тому

    That is one funny company. Building in full public view and the everything is NOT ALLOWED