Kira's Theme (Elevator Music)
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- So let's say Kira was working his job at a Kame Yu department store and he takes an elevator... well this is EXACTLY what I imagine the music would be while he rides his way up 💢
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Yes, I was BORED.
It came out lovely. Be bored more often xD
The Runerunner I love it too xD It’s awesome. BEING BORED ROCKS
Fitting because he wants a quit jazzey life
Wall I play on my PS4 this is my gameing music
hunter pilder you walled your ps4?
Kira: *walks into an elevator*
Bruno: *holding Trish severed hand*
:|
Kira would be jealous
Oh is that your date
Kira:"ah, i see you are the man of culture as well"
"Oh? Is that your date?"
*pulls hand out of pocket*
"This is mine. Oh, this is my floor, see you around"
Bruno just looks at him walking out of the elevator door, confused and even said quietly to himself,
tf?
" I just want to have a quiet, peaceful elevator ride."
- Yoshikage Kira
But he didn't
''DEADLY Queen has already touched your manager''
-Yoshikage Karen
@@Rehaaaaaaan no
DodgeNCounter and I did
Kower well actually yes and no
My name is Yoshikage Kira I'm 3- Oh, sorry, we'll have to continue this some other time, this is my floor.
This made me laugh more than it should’ve lol
“I’m 3”
What
@@night-sama7467 did you miss the joke or are you making a joke?
Zortez I’m making a joke lol
@@night-sama7467 he's thir
Elevator for Polnareffland hotel
NICE!!!! Mohammed Avdol?!
In Polnareffland the mascot should be Iggy or koichi
@@elieteboul4001 nah, silver chariot. Or maybe a toilet.
ok, now tell me where is this elevator. this isn't a question. *Loads emperor*
@@rbrachy2518 it should be a wheelchair
*KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THE FLOOR 2 BUTTON!!!*
Kira queen, daisan no bakadan, bites za dusto
killer queen has already touched the close door button
Then don't mind me taking floor 3
:3
FOOL! I WAS GOING TO THE THIRD FLOOR!
I'm going to go even higher, I'm gonna go to the *m o o n*
Honestly, a scene where Josuke, Koichi and Kira unknowingly get into an elevator together would be very interesting
That would have been so suspenseful, like we are in Kira's thoughts of being spotted and have a scene smiliar to the Oingo Jotaro scene
Someone make this an animation
Kira would just touch both of them at once and kill them
@@alexanderpenzato8888 nah josuke would kick his ass if he got that close with his stand
Oh no!
Not these assholes!
Try to act cool, you’re not Kira.
This sounds like if Kira’s theme and Mii shop channel theme mixed
Ey dude I have something 4 u
Killer queen BITE ZA DUSTO pass
@@elechain2441 o k
@@DouNut0 I'll take it tho
@@alleg0re o k
I genuinely respect Kira's sense of style. The blonde, neatly kept hair. The fancy lavender suit. The blue pinstripe shirt. It all goes really well together.
Your pfp is my wallpaper
GLAZERR
to be fair, his design is based off of david bowie. so of course he's going to have style
@@S.R6 a compliment is glazing???? lmao
@@thejazzydino This mf has his pfp and username as Kira like tf????? lmao
Don't you just hate it when you're stuck with someone in Elevator and he suddenly said "My name is Yoshikage Kira, I am 33 years old..."
I live in the east side of Morioh
@i said the ᑕ ᕼ E ᗪ ᗪ ᗩ ᖇ ᔕ ᒪ I ᑕ E I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores
@@i_like_mimikyu1302 and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I go to bed at 11PM and make sure I get 8 hours of sleep no matter what.
bravo!
First couple notes sounded like the mii shop theme
DSi shop theme*
@@fq0e You're not wrong actually
@@hansyboi I think his pfp looks fine.
Sounds like that theme from hoen
I've seen you or someone else with the same pfp on some spooky video (maybe chills?) Or (reignbot)
POV You have a staredown with Kira as soon as the elevator opens
@Noobster_YT *MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN*
He won
AT 3 AM
Kennocha Loafie assert dominance
It really is simple.
Two people in
One savvy businessman out
I’ve never actually heard elevator music
Same
It's fan made
Same
Same I guess it's because Europe doesn't have skyscrapers
Same. In my 11 years of life, i've been in 5 elevators. None of them had any music
When the elevator opens up on the first button press
Luck has sided with Yosikage Kira
Is it fate?
*he is too dangerous to be kept alive !*
He's immortal! Unkillable! Unmatched!
Or is it pluck?
@@yungwind6820 nice ! I never see someone making a phantom blood refference
"Hey, could you hit floor #3 for me?"
"Sure-"
" _You fool, Killer Queen has already touched that button._ "
"...?"
"...s-sorry. Force of habit."
Funny I laughed
fun, laugh
fl
That was so funny. I’m laughing right now.
ok boomers
*Post clip of Josuke crashing into the elevator with a motorcycle*
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Thank you! Koichi!
*slams into elevator*
(Josuke runs over Kira with motorcycle)
*Part 4 END*
@@noone-uy1ir Josuke would've probably healed kira if he somehow survives, if he didnt choose to then its good because hes inside a hospital and the staff is likely to notice
SANK YU KOYCHI
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. This is my floor, bye
Why am I reading even when I know it
Ikr
ok
69th like _bruhhhhhhhh_
I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink, if you are reading this killer queens third bomb bite za dusto has already been activated.
Imagine Mista getting in, and shooting Kira. Not because he knew he was a murder, but because he pressed 4th Floor.
“You pressed the fourth floor? I can’t believe we’re doing this for a fucking book”
I can imagine that...
@@HeckYeahJupiter Sorry sir, could you show me your n word pass
@@diegoalejandromaqueraquisp7955 nigga
There, I said it without a N word pass.
No human can stop me from saying the N word
Fax: im white with no n word pass
helpmeplx NANI, IMPOSSIBLE
Imagine kosaku (kira) in an elevator with josuke and okuyasu and there like: "who could kira be..?" And kira is just sitting there scared shitless
"oh shit oh fuck, not these assholes again-"
"Hey sir? Have you seen-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Probably he would remain calm as to not act suspicion
Internally: *entire monologue about if he should kill them*
External: "...."
@@IdaeChop Kira: *screaming in the inside*
He'd take that chance and kill them both right there
Kira: Walks into the elevator
Bruno: Holding trish's hand
Kira: *"That your date?"*
XD
when u realize hand and elevator is a jojo reference
Kira would probably follow them then explode bruno and take trish’s hand
That's an underrated comment😂🥴
Bro, I dropped dead 💀
*Oi Josuke!!!*
Let's take the Elevator..
Door opens: ...
*
Killer queen has already pressed all the elevator buttons
@@jimmysmash1236 but he can change thing to bomb only 1 thing per once
OH N-
Best mom of all time I know he wasn’t planning on blowing it up he was going to trap them in the elevator for like an hour
NOT GURETO DA-
Kira then accidentally trips on a spherical rock sitting in an elevator...
oOo
On the rock his face begins to form alongside an ambulance
(・ o ・)
@Albert Daddy watch jojo part 5
Albert Daddy 👀
Lol, I imagine Kira waiting in an elevator as he’s going to his next victim’s apartment
Nice arrangement as always 🤯💀
yotsuba That’s quite dark but...
I LOVE IT 😫👌🏼
Or maybe he goes to the apartment to get a hand job 😀👍
@@jojokes_n_stuff Either way it ends with a blast
@@lorelo. oh yeah 😏
@@lorelo. cursed comment
Kiras theme: dark and sophisticated simple.
The pillarmen: AY AY AY
lol
giorno: p i a n o
jotaro: *r o c j a z k*
Funny thing is,Pillar men theme was next on my playlist
Diavolo: *OOOOOOH OOOOOOH OOOOOOH OOOOOH*
This is interesting: from cold murderer in to a nice chilling citizen.
I mean he did want to live a quiet life
Tbf, he was actually an upstanding citizen. With an extreme hand fetish that got way out of...
hand.
@@scyred4568 You had to do it
@@pilkkimies you *hand* to do it
@@gangweedman4684 AYYYYYY!
I like that joke
How tall is this building?
tall
Yes
Lets assume that a normal elevator has a speed of about 0,15 to 1,6 meters a second. since this video is 3 minutes and 3 seconds long that would be 183 seconds. times the speed. which is about 29.23 to 380.64 meters high.
Yes
@@wisemysticaltree1792 HE DID MATH
POV you get in the elevator with Kira and he's staring at your hands
hmm i thought Kira was only into female hands.
* uses my hand to push my hair behind my ear * * blushes *
Uh oh
You never know, if your hands are feminine enough.....👁️
@@xaviercazares2537 my hands would be perfect but one nail is cut shorter than all the rest at the moment so im safe lol
Me **waiting for a long time**
Me after realizing the elevator was broken: 2:04
Heh
Without the dramatic sound this comment dont feel right
When you realize being 33 is a JoJo’s reference
mista hates you for 44 likes.
When you realize eating bread is a jojo reference
being unmarried is a jojo reference too...
*ill be single forever but thats a sacrifice im willing to make*
When kill a cat or drink water is a jojo reference
@@laena1091 being married and cheating on your wife is also a jojo reference
Fun fact: that elevator is broken making it cannot go to any floor for the moment and kira is stuck there vibing
Koichi used 3 freeze
This would make it faster , or slower , depends on where he wants to go
How is that a fact
Teo if he used 3 freeze it would just sink into the ground
and eventually he stopped thinking
Kira: Considering himself a professional criminal who hasn't been caught for almost 2 decades.
Also Kira: Takes out a severed hand in the middle of a bakery that probably has a camera...
he was doing this at 13?
@@QwertyUiop-sm3fv I said almost, he started with killing the pink haired girl when he was 16 or 17 if I remember correctly.
@@ARSaVaGE2626 he was 18 I think. he said he is doing this for 15 year and he is 33
@@applewithsword616 Yeah I think he was 15 too, I may have overexaggerated a little but still...
@@ARSaVaGE2626 "overexaggerated" and "a bit" are direct oxymorons.
PART 5 SPOILER
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_*Bruno Bucciarati entering elevator_
Bruno : _*Losing Trish without one of her hand_
Rendy Giovanna hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that is supcius
Whait is monna lisa italian ?
Leo the jojo universe is kind a bizare so fuck it
@@EvaHellsing The King of France Francis I bought the painting from Leonardo Da Vinci in 1517,and the Monna Lisa is not only italian painting in Louvre,most of paintings are.
@@Aries19974 ok
2:05
When the elevator goes down faster and this is playing
Brace for impact!
Other people: OMG I wish elevators played this music!
Me, who has never been to an elevator that plays music:
Edit: Stop saying "same" over and over again. You're clogging up my notifications.
same
same
Same
15.5.2020
Same from Thu May 14 1:35 PM
same from far later than that
Imagine walking into an elevator, seeing a tall blonde haired dude, and a random hand on the ground, while also being a woman. Would not be the best day of my life.
it would if you were a hand
It would be amazing for me kira is my babe
It would be for Kira
But your under 18
Just make your hands less appeling so if you ever did get bombed by killer queen at least you have your hands intact with you till heaven
1:20 when the elevator cable snaps
Just reminding you that in one of diavolos deaths he got into this elevator and then killed by Kira
In another one, he got thrown off of a roller coaster at Polnareffland making that canon.
Jojo fans to Diavolo: Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
Diavolo died inhaling wrapping paper
@@deleted458 He also died by becoming santa and eating too many Christmas cookies...
@@CraterCuber correct
@@CraterCuber nah you high that's so dumb
He got mutilated by the cookie monster from elmo
Yoshikage Kira holds the elevator for you like a nice and respectable coworker [ASMR]
I have no clue why,but this song just made me clean my room for no reason
I love this way more than I should
Yeah you got the right idea
You want to listen to it again huh? BITES ZA DUSTO!!! 0:00
sadly, its anti mobile bites za dusto
M0:00DY BLUES!
『ＢＩＴＥＳ ＴＨＥ ＤＵＳＴ』 0:11
U REWINDED TIME TO FAR I NEVER CLICKE D VIDEO
@@fanfanlingo3878 but it is fate. you must and you will.
I swear if I see any "killer queen has already touched the replay button" I will commit kakyoin
Killer queen has already touched the replay button (I had to do it to em)
Time fot Bughans to commit kakyoin >:)
🍩
killer queen has already touched the replay button
Not kakyoin 😢
Kira, Josuke, Jotaro, Okuyasu, and Koichi get in an elevator together. None of them know who Kira truly is yet, and as they ride up, one of them spot Kira's paper bag which contains a hand. Hungry, Okuyasu asks Kira what is in the paper bag, and if he can eat it. Of course, Kira knows he needs to come up with an excuse. *"Nosy boy,"* Kira thinks to himself, *"Don't go meddling in other people's business."* Nonetheless, Kira keeps a calm composure, as he states his excuse--a turkey sandwich. He says that he is bringing it to a co-worker who forgot lunch, and this excuse works on Okuyasu.
Jotaro believes there is something amiss. Something about this man dressed in a purple suit is odd, but he is unsure what. But, as Jotaro stands at the back in thought, Kira turns to Josuke with a bright smile, complimenting his hairstyle. A remark that happened to be timed perfectly, as the elevator ringed and the doors opened. This was Kira's stop. He stepped out, and walked away with the bag. From his coat he removed a second paper bag, which had three pen markings on it. This bag contained his actual lunch.
Josuke, Jotaro, Okuyasyu, and Koichi took the elevator up. What an add encounter.
And all throughout the ride, this music played.
Ngl I like your idea.
The good ending
chew
What an amazing *elevator*
C H E W
Wtf you eating the elevator-
Chew indeed
OWO mmmm yes tasty *M E T A L I C M E T A L*
*_C H E W_*
"Are you sure this elevator is safe?"
"Yes !"
*The Elevator* : 1:20
Edit : thanks for the like I-
Lol!
fu k
*everybody gangsta until you touched an elevator button and then you hear a voice saying:*
*" **_Fool, Killer Queen has already touched that button._** "*
2:43
*killer queen has already touched the edit button*
*Killer queen has already touched that elevator panel*
The senate
*I am the senate*
So this is why video is so long
AYE THIS IS LIT 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾
YOU GOT ME OUT HERE BOPPIN TO KIRA'S THEME 🤣
WE OUT HERE
@@joroyt2485 YESSIRRRRRRRRRRRR
This is such an interesting take on the song.
Kira: **opens elevator**
**sees Killer Queen**
"Killer Queen, you better not have pushed all the goddamn buttons for the third time."
....
*"OH GOD D A M N I T"*
*disappointed kira silent noises*
Are you a stand user ?
“Now I HAVE to use BITES ZA DUSTO so we don’t get in to trouble.”
i want to like this but its got 444 comments
Shotcam13 if you do it mista will love you
yes now i can blow up villager's houses with this song
Mexican Jotaro
Killer queen has already touched the village!
YOU FOOL KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THAT OAK DOOR
villager: hmmm
but its not in minecraft
@@basicallydr3f273 pc gamers have a Great advantage over us
So I remembered that this existed a while ago and I got promoted in my job a while ago, one of the little things I'm allowed to do now is load up tracks to play while in the elevator. I think you can see where this is going...
le gasp
no way
Just imagine having an awkward elevotor interactment with Kira as he is plotting how to kill you and youre just like '_'
as i said, "please sir 🙌 take them"
Actually I won't
I like to imagine that if part 4 takes place in Brazil in the 60s, that would be the theme of Yoshikage Kira
JJBA Diamond is Samba
@@MarcosSilva-ix8sg Finalmente, um brasileiro nesse vídeo.
Josuke=Neymar
@@poucotrouxa9153 Kkkkkkkkkkk.
Só falta o Josuke ficar caindo toda hora.
Isso faz sentido pra caralho
If i ever get a palace with elevators this is going to be the music
If you do get this palace, invite me.
@@arctohru sure thing
Invite me too
@@averagecontent3717 sure
OUR palace
If you hear this music that means killer queen has already entered your ear
Oh no, the fourth bomb
Oh no, the fifth bomb
@@vreikezen8268 then what's the fourth bomb then?
There's no possible way he could, considering my earbuds are cemented into my ears while i listen to this
@@CapitalistCactus Why do my replies keep getting deleted?
Anyway i was gonna start a chain but you kinda ruined it.
Person: "Please hold the elevator door!"
Me: 0:08
Me: 0:07
“Hey baby, you dropped your number on my phone. You didn’t? Let me give you a hand with that.”
- Yoshikage Kira
This gives me the urge to build a international company and just have this as the elevator music in every building.
My only question is:
HOW DOES THIS WORK?!
It. Just. Work.
Dragon Master I. KNOW. RIGHT?!
if King Crimson "just works" then D4C just doesn't
It's like King Crimson I gue-
@@omoriperocondrip9130 *SHINJITSU NO TOHATSU SURU KOTO WA KESSHITE NAI* -eug i nosmirC gniK ekil s'ti
This would actually be good in a studying playlist.
no
@@ShotgunSurge0n058 i dont listen to ncr tards
no
I agree it would be good. Thought I leave you a positive comment XD.
Thunder Born1 Thanks
Imagine being in a lift with a person dressing as David Bowie and you hear this
Then you notice he has a Cat and a car toy which is weard for a 33yr man who want a quit life
Kira's Theme just ascended to an another LEVEL
My sister's: fighting over who gets to press the button
Me: "killer Queen has already touched the button"
R4RYDER ok lol
Sarah c fax, then I blew them up
DOGGO POGGO Nice to meet you
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
And nothing of value has lost
Elevator: You are now on floor 5.
Kira: *It's been 3 minutes...*
This sounds like it would be in Undertale, like as area music for waterfall.
nah
too upbeat for waterfall
This sounds like when u are in the Grillbys
the song that sometimes plays at sans' house
Tbh it sounds like the pokemart theme if it was kira
If you want it in undertale ask kira for promission first.
Kiras outfit reminds me of lupin the 3rd's pink jacket seen in part 3 of lupin the 3rd
Kira uses other people's hands because if he touches something with his hands it will turn into a bomb. **Part 4 explained**
That and because he has a fetish for them
@@donaldchandler2520 r/wooosh
@@donaldchandler2520 r/quityourbullshit because everyone knows that and you just got double r/woooshed
@@shaddymate4095 r/redditisannoying
@@shaddymate4095 shut the fuck up
I Kira Yoshikage, am taking a long trip in the elevator.
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...what do you mean that's your neighbor's ring?
Me: Goes in elevator
The elevator music:
Me: Scared noises
is it weird that kira is my fav jojo character and everyone calls my hands "pretty" somehow....?
im pretty scared, someone can actually be irl kira lmao
its not weird, because for me its absolutely the same.
i feel like i just walked into a council of kira's next victims
And there’s the bad copy of him that tells you: “Your feets are beautiful”
[Cursed Kira’s theme start playing]
@@carmineaddato781 MEGA CURSED
Cloud-9 ye
Bardcore, take a seat. It’s time for Elevatorcore
This feels like a picnic.
*CHEW*
“Oh, so it’s seems you seen my secret- we will do this later, this is my floor.”
And then the elevator blows up.
When you realise jojo makes even walking into an elevator intense
even closing a toilet lid is intense (Jojolion reference)
Instead of being menacing this is actually relaxing
Kira wants his information hidden but then monologues for an entire minute of how he's yoshikage kira and how he's 33 years old
And here you can see a killer chilling in his meantime.
Kira on his way to Hayoto´s school for the hour long assembly
1:20 when you realize there’s security cameras inside elevators
When you Realize Getting In An Elevator is a Jojo Reffernce...
Imagine if Josuke heard this in the hospital elevator
_HMM_ this sounds familiar...
BRO HELP, MY HOUSE IS BURNING 🔥🔥
Okay Emporio
burning down the house over heaven requiem 😳
This is so chill I would press all the button to stay longer in this elevator
2:03 we all know you came here for this one part, you were anticipating it, I was too
Killer Queen has already started the elevator
This must be the background music to my whole life
Yeah, you got killed when the music was halfway done.
this calms me down, seeing as it's the theme of one of my favorite villains. pretty neat.
Quarantine Vibes
I Like how Kira is still smiling while waiting a full 3 Minute building.
Kira's theme truly goes with anything
I want to like this... hut it had 420 likes.
_and I dont wanna ruin that_
I would like your comment, but it has 69 likes
Me, got bored in the elevator.
Also me, hears this music.
Also me: *PRESSING ALL THE BUTTONS*
Let's add walking and pressing button sounds
Ohm, who is this fine young gentleman? I- don’t know him.. **nervously sweats** not at all!
hello mister watermelon head!
KaiDG yes. I am not him
@@definetelykosakukawajiri8465 of course not! you're a family man who wishes to live a quiet life like a plant!
Understandable have a good day ✌
@@cloud-9936 correction understandable have a *great day*
M00:00DY BLUES! REPLAY THIS VIDEO!
Imagine having a fear of elevators and then hearing this...
tbh itd be rad.
Please stop following me
when kira got sucked by a wormhole of hands he got dragged into a unfinite elevator ride with his cool music
what will you do if the elevator suddenly played this
Kira is one of the people in the elevator then
i would be kinda scared and just vibin at the same time
Press the damn emergency button, pretend everything is normal if Kira is actually in there while hiding my hands (or quickly fucking them up).
I would pee
I would dance