The dark heart decided to punish toxic noobs with its lifesteal. The ice dagger's freeze weighed players' sins. Ice dagger's freeze were fair and just, and froze even the smallest sins. Illumina, with it's big mobility, watched over the SFOTH to look for hackers. Illumina's mobility could fling very far, and be at places we couldn't be.
The day when Illumina's speed that could fling hundreds of kilometers away, Icedagger who could judge any sin, and Darkheart's blade that could pwn everything united into one, darkness fell upon SFOTH. Players screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the admin, and SFOTH soon fell into mayhem. Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the hacker! Big, terrible hacker lives in the dark, black vault!"
@@Icannotdraw-ug3gjIt was a warm and sunny afternoon when a mysterious player visited the peaceful house. He was a builder, pro, and a og, but at the same time, he was a nobody
:give builderman2341 twilight :give burstman10hour twilight :give XxasylumerslayerxX twilight :mr "Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: 'It's the monster! Big, terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!'" :play [Too Many Notifications]
@@CoolmanRllycoolin a game called Sword Fights on the Heights, there’s a sphere that when activated teleports you to a section of the map where you can’t die (unless ur poisoned)
FINALLY ####### FINALLY ONE OF THESE "but it sounds like a 2009 Roblox song" THAT ISN'T JUST THE SAME OG SONG BUT ALL THE SOUNDS ARE THAT WEIRD GUITAR SOUND
this is the first of my videos that reached 10k views who knew putting 2009 roblox brainrot with item asylum brainrot could produce such a good combination?
if you wore a shirt/pants named studs or a t-shirt you'd get it, that would be cool i think, and also have the old black bar gui with text on top of the screen instead of just the trumpet things
A long time ago, in a Kohl's Admin House server lived three happy noobs. The noobs had no name, but the residents of the house would call them big noob, long noob and little noob. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful admin house. The noobs wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way players from the outside could visit and have fun. It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a mysterious player visited the peaceful house. He was a builder, pro, and an OG, but at the same time, he was a nobody. The noobs found him suspicious, so they didn’t let him in. Before leaving, the player said to the noobs "An admin abuser will come to this game soon. It will be tainted with evil and bad, and the abusing will never stop. The place will shutdown once a terrible admin abuser ruins everything. Roblox and Builderman will shine upon you no more; the game will never go back to what it was before." After hearing that, the noobs was afraid of the prophesied future so the noobs has become the guardian of the Kohl's admin house. Big noob, with it's many eyes, watched the house for abusers, for big noob's eye could see very far, and see things we could not see. Then somebody said, “But what if the abuser shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is afk?" Worried, Big Noob burnt all of its Tix to make an everlasting Lantern. Now the Bloxxers of the house were under Big Noob's constant moderation, day and night. Long Noob weighed the warns of Players that enter the House to keep peace. Long Noob's scales could measure every warn, and were fair and just. Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?" Long Bird, worried, created a scale that tipped to only one side. Then, it was clear that the judgement was made. Little noob decided to punish the bloxxer’s wrongdoings with its beak. Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful!” Worried, Big Noob tore it's mouth wide so that it could swallow any toxic players in one bite. No one could visit the game anymore, and bad myths started to spread about the game. “I heard terrible things happen to players who enter the game...” "The big noob is always moderating the chats in roblox, there’s no freedom..." "The long noob’s Moderation isn’t fair at all..." "The small noob’s bans are so scary!" The noobs got upset. “We work so hard to protect the house; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?” Fewer and fewer players visited the house, more and more users are complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the noobs continued to work even harder to make the game peaceful again, but... "No, this house is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it!" "But there are no admins to protect this house but us." "If we combined our power, we will be stronger." The day when Big Noob's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Noob who could warn any rule-breakers, and Small Noob's mouth that could devour any bricks united into one, darkness fell upon the house. Players screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the noob, and the game soon fell into mayhem. Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the Abuser! Big, terrible Abuser lives in the Griefed, Dead House!”
Imagine slaying a player and typing "haha ez" *And then, in middle of bloxing cries... Someone oofed "IT'S A PWNER, A BIG, TERRIBLE PWNER THAT LIVES IN A ##### ROBLOX HQ"*
Would be awesome if one of the birds has a bloxxer t-shirt it would play this theme (when the bird with the bloxxer t-shirt dies while other bird/birds are alive, it would play the original theme)
it would be so cool for an april fools event, they do something similar to what doors did and make everything classic looking and then have this in the game, that would honestly be fire but definitely alot of work for a short lived update so prob won't happen
why did i make this? its a work in progress once upon a time, multiple gears lived in harmony with the visiting users. gears had no name, but three of those gears were called the rocket launcher, the ghostwalker, and the flashlight by the users. these three specific gears wanted the crossroads to be more safe than anyone else. it was summer break when a stranger visited the crossroads. he was a user, a tryhard, and an admin. but at the same time, he was a noob. he wanted to enter the forest, but the gears found him suspicious, so they didn’t let him in. the stranger, angered and revealed to be MrDoomBringer in disguise, told the gears as he left: “soon, a tragedy will befall the crossroads. it will be tainted with toxicity and inappropriate avatars, and no one will respect anyone else’s opinion. the chaos will only stop when a hacker appears and obliterates the entirety of the crossroads. the admins will no longer give their sign of approval to the crossroads anymore, and the crossroads will never go back to what it was once before.” the gears were worried about the prophecy, but no one was more worried than the three gears from earlier. what if conflict really breaks out and a hacker shows up to harm the crossroads just like MrDoomBringer said? thats when those three gears decided to become guardians of the crossroads. they loved the crossroads more than any other user or gear, so they wanted to protect everyone in the crossroads from harm, while also keeping the crossroads as a fun and happy destination. the rocket launcher fired harmless pellets to punish those who were toxic or inappropriate. but one day, a new player asked “your pellets dont do any damage, how could the tryhards and degenerates learn their lesson?” worried, the rocket launcher replaced its ammo with a powerful rocket that could end someone’s life in one shot. the ghostwalker judged users by slashing them to see if they were of pure soul or not. it granted those of pure soul into the crossroads. but one day, a new player asked “what if you meet someone that is equal in sins and good deeds?” worried, the ghostwalker simplified the rules for getting in the crossroad. if you were just a little bit impure, you were punished with death. the flashlight, with its singular eye, watched over the crossroads for hackers. it could see very far, and see things we cannot see. but one day, a new player asked “what if the hacker darkened the entire crossroads before it arrived? you would never be able to find it.” worried, the flashlight melted down the precious metals it was made of, leaving a thin rusted husk, to create an infinite power source, and allowing its eye to illuminate light. “i heard bad things happened to any user that joined the crossroads.” “the flashlight keeps on stalking me” “the ghostwalker’s judgement is unfair” “the rocket launcher’s punishment is scary, and also accidentally blew up my house.” while they were protecting the crossroads from degenerates, toxicity, and hackers, numerous innocent users were caught in the crossfire, and bad rumours began to spread outside the crossroads. the gears got upset. yeah idk
:give me torch :clone me :give me judge :clone me :give me there's a bird on his head :music fjord of winds :m THIRD TRUMPET :name apocalypse bird :health 500 :heal 500 :give me twilight
lol this is amazing
the 2009 roblox brainrot continues
Now that’s how I got bird up with my friends
@@chaoticengineering better then other brainrots
PLEASE, LET THERE BE AN FUSION FOR THIS SONG
Can't believe the girl who is formerly known as the owner home isolation And is now doing item asylum music is here
"Its the ######, the big ####### ###### that lives in the dark, ##### forest!"
This comment is so good.
you mean “#########################################################################”?
@@rocker8890 nonono i think you mean "[ Content Deleted ]"
THERES A B#G BL### INDIVIDU** CHASING ME!!
#### ## ## ##### ####### ###
"I got illumina"
"Can i haz linked sword?"
"Z0MG i got icedagger!!!"
The dark heart decided to punish toxic noobs with its lifesteal.
The ice dagger's freeze weighed players' sins. Ice dagger's freeze were fair and just, and froze even the smallest sins.
Illumina, with it's big mobility, watched over the SFOTH to look for hackers. Illumina's mobility could fling very far, and be at places we couldn't be.
The day when Illumina's speed that could fling hundreds of kilometers away, Icedagger who could judge any sin, and Darkheart's blade that could pwn everything united into one, darkness fell upon SFOTH. Players screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the admin, and SFOTH soon fell into mayhem.
Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the hacker! Big, terrible hacker lives in the dark, black vault!"
@@veem404 peak
ill rewrite this future with ice dagger
@@ClassicOof Blox tales reference real confirmed????????!?!?!?!?!??!!?!
“I got ####”
“I got ####”
“I got #####”
i got bird
i got lamp
i got judge
(##### bird screams)
@@LikelyHexoadineapoca bird?
@@bluks384 yes
"I got ####"
"####"
"what did you got? i can't see it tagged"
"it's ####"
"ROBLOX FIX YOUR FITTER"
@@tawantherdsakrungnapa7262 For me that's not just 2009.
Tbh, this should play when you bird up on;
Rocketarena (not 2023)
Crossroads
Happyhome
and any other classic maps.
asylum is the best map to bird up in
Haunted mansion
does daratangosinfluence count because its a huge happy home map
@@brainrottedperson it probably would
umm baseplate (not 2023 that is just a retexture and expansion)
"i got linked sword"
"I got darkheart"
"I got pizza"
A long time ago, in a Kohl's Admin House server lived three happy noobs.
@@endodic “the noobs had no name, but the residents of the house would call them big noob, long noob and little noob.”
@@Icannotdraw-ug3gj Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful admin house.
@@chronosgod1 The noobs wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way players from the outside could visit and have fun.
@@Icannotdraw-ug3gjIt was a warm and sunny afternoon when a mysterious player visited the peaceful house. He was a builder, pro, and a og, but at the same time, he was a nobody
BLOX UP. They said. BLOX UP. They did.
I love how the twilights are just linked swords
**Ellernate received Torch**
**ITrapped received Judge**
**Caleb244 received Bird**
You are now doomed...
That fact this is a canon event
minish with the lute...
IS THAT A FUCKING DOOMSPIRE DEFENSE REFERENCE
No.
@Gamerman-lu9bs your rage baiting me aren’t you
:give builderman2341 twilight
:give burstman10hour twilight
:give XxasylumerslayerxX twilight
:mr "Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: 'It's the monster! Big, terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!'"
:play [Too Many Notifications]
isn't the command: m though?
@@amolthebest1 it's short for message, sooo
:give small pepple and big rock to everyone except the birds
You need small stud to beat them
try :mr, it's better
Oh nah who 2009'ed my Lobotomy Corporation brah
I did.
@@DeadFriendlyDroidGaming loud incorrect buzzer
@@DeadFriendlyDroidGaming liar liar, pants on fire
@@PhúNguyễnAnPhú dont make me 2009 your minecraft
this actually sounds really good even though i havent heard the original
You better
Listen to the original now.
"i got touchstone!"
"i got windforce!"
"guys we can do this!!1! i got illumina"
what is touchstone?
@@CoolmanRllycool 😭
@@CoolmanRllycoolit's the teleporty one i think.
@@mishagaming1075 WHAT IS TELEPORTY?
@@CoolmanRllycoolin a game called Sword Fights on the Heights, there’s a sphere that when activated teleports you to a section of the map where you can’t die (unless ur poisoned)
“It’s the user apocalypsebird30 that lives in theblackforest’s place!”
"Linked Swrd!"
"VenomShnk.."
"..ILLUMINA!"
"Aww Yeah! Prepare 2 GIT PWNED!"
FINALLY
####### FINALLY ONE OF THESE "but it sounds like a 2009 Roblox song" THAT ISN'T JUST THE SAME OG SONG BUT ALL THE SOUNDS ARE THAT WEIRD GUITAR SOUND
"blox up"
there's a hacker in the forest
Therez a Hax0r inz ze forezt
Petition to make this happen on classic maps:
Virtually Signed!
Stud.
"Then in the middle of all ####### #####, someone shouted: 'It's the drakobloxxer! Big, terrible drako lives in the dark, Crossroads!'"
"Too Many Bloxxers"
I hate bloxxas
@@Mattsszyou bloxxer😡
@@jamesaviles3512 woah woah you can’t say that you’re not a Blox.
@@jamesaviles3512"shut up bloxxa" "shut up noober" "shut up crafter" "okay miner"
SAY EVERY SINGLE ROBLOX SLUR KNOWN TO THE DICTIONARY/refj
@@constellationmaker135shut up builder!
Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted ''It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!''
"yoo i got chezburg!!"
"i got taco"
"bloxe cola"
"oh fujick"
Now i want to see Third Trumpet from Lob corp. The choirs would be interesting to listen to
Default linked sword attached to different bricks that look like twilight, funniest sht i ever seen.
this is the first of my videos that reached 10k views
who knew putting 2009 roblox brainrot with item asylum brainrot could produce such a good combination?
Because it's good
its literally 🔥🔥🔥🔥
2:28 SOUNDS SO GOOD 😭
this needs to be a synergy like plok smile, but you have to wear something 2009 related, or in certain classic maps idk...
if you wore a shirt/pants named studs or a t-shirt you'd get it, that would be cool i think, and also have the old black bar gui with text on top of the screen instead of just the trumpet things
or the classic vip t shirt
@@uncertified_moron nahh
wear Bloxxer tshirt to get it
the maps, crossroads, rocket arena, and happy home
1:21 best part
this is so amazing i wonder what a smile version will sound like
"too many pwners!!1"
get pwnd
how it felt using that one jetpack chat exploit on sword fight on the heights
i this recommended to me when i was listening to too many trumpets, this is awesome...
so cool
LIFE ON THE OPEN SEAS!! ARRR ARRR!!!!
Oh no, the birds are in block tales… You need to run
You legit deserve more subs
the twilight looks so goofy 😭😭😭
No you’re goofy looking
This is truly a banger
i love this sm, can u do smiler next whenever u can? :0
Imagine having 12B bricks in your game and your game lags
how it feels being one of those toilet glitchers where you drive a thingamajig that has the insta-kill toilets in those old "build to survive" games
What.
@@Groggaming-fb3ub found the fetus
The toilet lamp glitch went hard
congrats, you are making this the new too many trumpets ost in the next april fools
(perchance)
doomsday muffin
@@chaoticengineering perchance
A long time ago, in a Kohl's Admin House server lived three happy noobs.
The noobs had no name, but the residents of the house would call them big noob, long noob and little noob.
Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful admin house.
The noobs wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way players from the outside could visit and have fun.
It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a mysterious player visited the peaceful house. He was a builder, pro, and an OG, but at the same time, he was a nobody.
The noobs found him suspicious, so they didn’t let him in.
Before leaving, the player said to the noobs
"An admin abuser will come to this game soon. It will be tainted with evil and bad, and the abusing will never stop. The place will shutdown once a terrible admin abuser ruins everything. Roblox and Builderman will shine upon you no more; the game will never go back to what it was before."
After hearing that, the noobs was afraid of the prophesied future so the noobs has become the guardian of the Kohl's admin house.
Big noob, with it's many eyes, watched the house for abusers, for big noob's eye could see very far, and see things we could not see.
Then somebody said, “But what if the abuser shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is afk?"
Worried, Big Noob burnt all of its Tix to make an everlasting Lantern. Now the Bloxxers of the house were under Big Noob's constant moderation, day and night.
Long Noob weighed the warns of Players that enter the House to keep peace. Long Noob's scales could measure every warn, and were fair and just.
Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?"
Long Bird, worried, created a scale that tipped to only one side. Then, it was clear that the judgement was made.
Little noob decided to punish the bloxxer’s wrongdoings with its beak.
Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful!”
Worried, Big Noob tore it's mouth wide so that it could swallow any toxic players in one bite.
No one could visit the game anymore, and bad myths started to spread about the game.
“I heard terrible things happen to players who enter the game...”
"The big noob is always moderating the chats in roblox, there’s no freedom..."
"The long noob’s Moderation isn’t fair at all..."
"The small noob’s bans are so scary!"
The noobs got upset.
“We work so hard to protect the house; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?”
Fewer and fewer players visited the house, more and more users are complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the noobs continued to work even harder to make the game peaceful again, but...
"No, this house is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it!"
"But there are no admins to protect this house but us."
"If we combined our power, we will be stronger."
The day when Big Noob's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Noob who could warn any rule-breakers, and Small Noob's mouth that could devour any bricks united into one, darkness fell upon the house. Players screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the noob, and the game soon fell into mayhem.
Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the Abuser! Big, terrible Abuser lives in the Griefed, Dead House!”
the smiler has been released
This would go hard in 2009 ngl
May the algorithm bless you
how it feels to glitch in the vip room with the homies
;gear me there’s a bird on his head!
;gear friend judgement
;gear buddy source 2
PREPARE FOR AN IMMENSE AMOUNT OF PWNING
2009 Roblox user: Welcome to the crossroads. What may I help you?
Asylumer: Give me *AEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Now I'm waiting for da capo's trumpet
its second warning
Lobotomy corp second warning ost
i swear the orbs finna be like the yellow balls floating around them
missed opportunity to insert an michael p scream at 0:08
Holy shit is that the budget bird up? i bet they hit like bricks actual lego studs
behold, the power of funny linked swords
this track made me spend 5 hours at night writing a google doc on apocalypse bird but it was traders instead for some reason
atlest my friend kinda likes item asylum, this music would be a perfect example tho
WERE BIRDING UP IN KIT_RETROINCINERATOR WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Imagine slaying a player and typing "haha ez"
*And then, in middle of bloxing cries... Someone oofed "IT'S A PWNER, A BIG, TERRIBLE PWNER THAT LIVES IN A ##### ROBLOX HQ"*
:giveitem doodlebean illumina
:giveitem McChug ghostwalker
:giveitem 10hourburstman darkheart
"GIT READY 2 GET PWNED!!"
Would be awesome if one of the birds has a bloxxer t-shirt it would play this theme (when the bird with the bloxxer t-shirt dies while other bird/birds are alive, it would play the original theme)
If item asylum was in the classic event this should’ve played when you birded up
>be me
>Throw rock.
>Profit.
>Get hated by some 3 random players for no reason
🍈🐎
oh my god this is so good
:give me lamp :give me bird :give me judgement :clone me :clone me
it would be so cool for an april fools event, they do something similar to what doors did and make everything classic looking and then have this in the game, that would honestly be fire but definitely alot of work for a short lived update so prob won't happen
"Too many players, position in line is 1"
once upon a time, three happy admins ruled over ROBLOX.
You passed to level 1000000 with this one
1 shall fall 3 shall stand
accidental bird up in jgn
“I got the dark heart!”
“I got the crescendo!”
I got a hammer with teeth
this only plays if these items are in inventories:
linked sword
ghostwalker
darkheart
illumina
venomshank
icedagger
windforce
firebrand
The parts with the sword hits different
The linked sword as handle is funny asf lol
Didn’t know that all 3 birds owned Builder’s club, Turbo Builder’s club and Outrageous Builder’s club
hey wait a minute i saw this in adiscord server
This would be very cool if they did some kind of item asylum in retrostudio
:give player1 peak
:give player2 scale
:give player3 lamp
:play "Too Many Bloxes"
back in my day,we used to bird up every kit match in ia
back in my day i got killstreaks on rooftops with fish because people would instantly get knocked out of the map as soon as they spawn
@@randomisfoda back in my day rooftops
@@UncreativeHandle87 back in my day no knockback immunity
this is sick
now do smiler
yesod suppression goes crazy 🔥🔥🔥
let bro cook🔥
And then someone ######
"There is a ##### in the ######!"
TEH EPIK BIRDS ARE COMEING!!11!
so retro!
will this get the same treatment as the Plok Smile remix?
that's not twilight, that's dusk
Too much swag
Who else thinks Item Asylum should have been in the classic event
👇
Why does Twilight ego looks like a popsicle on a stick
Smart!
WE NEED SMILER NOW
Light flashlight + heaven of juggernaut + bird in head (avatar item) = MANY TRUMPET lol
imagine this happening but then fade by alan walker starts playing (its tycoon time)
Alternate Title: Item Asylum if it was made in 2009
why did i make this? its a work in progress
once upon a time, multiple gears lived in harmony with the visiting users. gears had no name, but three of those gears were called the rocket launcher, the ghostwalker, and the flashlight by the users. these three specific gears wanted the crossroads to be more safe than anyone else.
it was summer break when a stranger visited the crossroads. he was a user, a tryhard, and an admin. but at the same time, he was a noob. he wanted to enter the forest, but the gears found him suspicious, so they didn’t let him in.
the stranger, angered and revealed to be MrDoomBringer in disguise, told the gears as he left: “soon, a tragedy will befall the crossroads. it will be tainted with toxicity and inappropriate avatars, and no one will respect anyone else’s opinion. the chaos will only stop when a hacker appears and obliterates the entirety of the crossroads. the admins will no longer give their sign of approval to the crossroads anymore, and the crossroads will never go back to what it was once before.”
the gears were worried about the prophecy, but no one was more worried than the three gears from earlier. what if conflict really breaks out and a hacker shows up to harm the crossroads just like MrDoomBringer said? thats when those three gears decided to become guardians of the crossroads. they loved the crossroads more than any other user or gear, so they wanted to protect everyone in the crossroads from harm, while also keeping the crossroads as a fun and happy destination.
the rocket launcher fired harmless pellets to punish those who were toxic or inappropriate.
but one day, a new player asked “your pellets dont do any damage, how could the tryhards and degenerates learn their lesson?”
worried, the rocket launcher replaced its ammo with a powerful rocket that could end someone’s life in one shot.
the ghostwalker judged users by slashing them to see if they were of pure soul or not. it granted those of pure soul into the crossroads.
but one day, a new player asked “what if you meet someone that is equal in sins and good deeds?”
worried, the ghostwalker simplified the rules for getting in the crossroad. if you were just a little bit impure, you were punished with death.
the flashlight, with its singular eye, watched over the crossroads for hackers. it could see very far, and see things we cannot see.
but one day, a new player asked “what if the hacker darkened the entire crossroads before it arrived? you would never be able to find it.”
worried, the flashlight melted down the precious metals it was made of, leaving a thin rusted husk, to create an infinite power source, and allowing its eye to illuminate light.
“i heard bad things happened to any user that joined the crossroads.”
“the flashlight keeps on stalking me”
“the ghostwalker’s judgement is unfair”
“the rocket launcher’s punishment is scary, and also accidentally blew up my house.”
while they were protecting the crossroads from degenerates, toxicity, and hackers, numerous innocent users were caught in the crossfire, and bad rumours began to spread outside the crossroads. the gears got upset.
yeah idk
@@Containers-v7m peak
@@chaoticengineering this aint even finished
what should they use for blox up? Banhammer??? torch (you know what i'm talking about)? but what about bird???
:give me torch :clone me :give me judge :clone me :give me there's a bird on his head
:music fjord of winds :m THIRD TRUMPET :name apocalypse bird :health 500 :heal 500 :give me twilight
OW OW OW OW 🗣🔥🔥🔥
second warning
We need a 2016 version
Average Item Asylum Match: