Will: "When was the last time you made a connection to someone?" Rhianna: "never." *Country Roads playing in the background, getting increasingly closer, louder and mixed with the sounds of water waves*
@SimplyiDol How does the fact that the spouse isn't able to move have anything to do with it being half of a marrige? As someone who is married to a my little pony plushy, I'm offended.
Yeah why do girls use tinder even if they are in a relationship? I’ve honestly never understood why Usually they say that they wanna just make more friends or whatever but it’s kinda like suspicious
Wait, where do you make meaningful connections to people? You only make a meaningful connection to a cat! And that cat tells you to fucking go to sleep!!!
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY, YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY, PLEAAAASE, OHH BABYY, DON'T GO~ SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL TONIGHT~ IT'S HARD TO LET IT GO~
I imagine it's random people shouting *_CYKA BLYAT_* while blasting hardbass at each other, the males with the most impressive Adidas stripes and most anti-western hardbass gets the ladies.
Pretty sure i was in the same room as soothouse but was too british to ask if they were then so I thought id do it in a youtube comment. Were you in the north around 2 weeks ago?
The plant is indigenous to South America and is said to originate from the area between southern Brazil and Paraguay;[2] however, little is known about the origin of the domesticated pineapple (Pickersgill, 1976). MS Bertoni (1919)[18] considered the Paraná-Paraguay River drainages to be the place of origin of A. comosus.[19] The natives of southern Braziland Paraguay spread the pineapple throughout South America, and it eventually reached the Caribbean, Central America, and Mexico, where it was cultivated by the Mayas and the Aztecs. Columbus encountered the pineapple in 1493 on the leeward island of Guadeloupe. He called it piña de Indes, meaning "pine of the Indians", and brought it back with him to Spain, thus making the pineapple the first bromeliad to be introduced by humans outside of the New World. The Spanish introduced it into the Philippines, Hawaii (introduced in the early 19th century, first commercial plantation 1886), Zimbabwe, and Guam. The fruit is said to have been first introduced in Hawaii when a Spanish ship brought it there in the 1500s. The Portuguese took the fruit from Brazil and introduced it into India by 1550.
Using the following calculations from the end screed with patrons: White (21 + 32 + 19) × 20 - 49 Yellow (12 + 18) × 50 - 99 Orange 9 × 100 - 199 Red 3 × 200 - 299 Purple 1 × 300 - 499 We can calculate that SootHouse makes a minimum of 4740$ And a maximum of 9685$ From 114 patrons. WHICH IS MENTAL
Cassandra TM . . . I will sing to you so Said The {cat at the window} . . . Meow meow meow meow meow 🎶meow meow 🎶meow m M m M m M m M m M m meow meow M 🎶m M m M m M m meow🎶 meow meow🎶 meow meow meow meow meow mmmmmmmmeeeeeeeoooooowwwww meow 🎶meow meow🎶 meow mmmmmmmeeeeeeeoooooo🎶wwwww meow meow mmmmmmmeeeeeeeoooooowwwww 🎶meow meow meow meow meow m M m M m M m M m M m meooww meow meooww🎶 meow 🎶meooww meow meooww meow meow meow m M m M m M m. . . Just a short little song by the {cat at the window} to another cat . . . 🐈
A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the new rescue helicopter! Hey! Build the helicopter and off to the rescue. Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. The new Emergency Collection from Lego City!
"Hey there, how are you?"
"I'm gay now sorry"
"Ok then have a nice day."
@Ian fails at games HAVE A NICE DAY
Why does this radiate such a chill anergy?
Fair enough
"Hey guys, when was the last time you made a meaningful connection with anyone?"
Rhianna: "Never."
RTGame: D:
rtgame*
Someone give me the timestamp
@@onionyxtv7864 Beginning of the video.
@@gusweinert4959 RTGame with caps
@@yustinj.3910 RtGame
rhianna: "never"
rtgame is shaking and crying rn
facts
i was about to say
true
Sometimes I forget they they're dating
@@c00lestkidd0z same i only found out recently
please. An entire episode where he only talks in Goofy voice.
*Please.*
*ah-hyuh*
This needs to happen per their contract.
What the hyuck
YES OMFG
Carnifex now 300 people have signed this official document
I haven't even made a connection with a person
You got your dominoes tho
Same.
@@vayonan2995 "you domino cunt" is the best insult ever
@@dextermexter7702 New yearbook quote.
The dominoes represent your personal relationships.
That Chris Brown line got me. Such a great comeback
ok cool
@@Max-bm5rs epic gamer moment
"hahahah u cant beat rihanna"
"T E L L T H A T T O C H R I S B R O W N"
what a perfect setup, like so perfect i wonder if it was fake.
@@TWBIAP Nah sometimes you just come up with them on the spot and feel dead proud of yourself after
Damn, I almost forgot to release my mayonnaise today, thanks for reminding me soothouse!
I should release my mayo but I don't want to anymore
i agre
UwU
big chris took the mayonnaise and left it on his dad's doorstep
Im on NOmayo its been 5 weeks
Will: "When was the last time you made a connection to someone?"
Rhianna: "never."
*Country Roads playing in the background, getting increasingly closer, louder and mixed with the sounds of water waves*
🤣🤣
Soothouse saved my marriage and a half
Wait... you are currently married one and a half times?
A marriage is a marriage. You can't say it's only half.
@@starcubey what if they're married to a quadriplegic?
@SimplyiDol How does the fact that the spouse isn't able to move have anything to do with it being half of a marrige? As someone who is married to a my little pony plushy, I'm offended.
My sister broke up with her boyfriend for stealing her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
**i'm a mEAty boi**
Ttg10 mEaTy
Disgusting! Dont you see it has EA in it??
@@MrBigCookieCrumble done
Thalles M.M. 9:54
m
EA its in the game
ty
'I don't think my boyfriend would like it'
*'no, I'd be fine with it'*
OMG this man is dryer than the gobi desert.
6:13 *"We gotta take down Sephiroth"* *-One-Winged Angel Intensifies-*
hyuuk, hyuuk, hyuuk-hyuuk-hyuuk, hyuuk-hyuuk-hyuuk, hyuuk-hyuuk-hyuuk,
HYUUK-HYUUK-HYUUK
*D A R K N E S S*
Okay I believe you
Arukudou 10 hours later: is this your first attack or your 500th?
Sephiroth: first
OneWingedHoneybee was that just a pancake reference
8:23 the acting is so good I was on the edge of my seat
Jose D. Vargas beautiful
That entire vegan conversation made me laugh so hard lmaooo
"When was the last time you made a meaningful connection with people"
_my waifu counts doesn't it_
kremit YOU’RE LIKE THE NEW JUSTIN Y!
kremit why did you drop the frog :(
@@SkaShack Check his community posts. (It's just cause he didn't like it. Everyone else did though)
no
25 times counting my waifu despacito spider
Wilbur: "When was the last time any of you had a meaningful connection?"
Rhianna: "Never"
Me: *Searches for RTGame's depressed comment
Never clicked off a different soothouse video so fast
HeebyHasDepression same man i got so excited
Holy shit. Me
e?
Interesting thought my man, thanks for sharing.
Fucking loser
That Monty python intermission though...
I hate everything about you
@@969dramstik lol same
@@969dramstik wow.
@@969dramstik wowow.
@@969dramstik wowowow.
"you ruined my joke"
"im unmatching"
this is so sad smash like if you cried
Alexa play evil morty theme
Smash mouth?
Smash -like- me against the wall if you cried I'm desperate
@hitlikepolice
make sure to hit that bell
*_-ding that sounds like cries from heck-_*
Yeah why do girls use tinder even if they are in a relationship? I’ve honestly never understood why
Usually they say that they wanna just make more friends or whatever but it’s kinda like suspicious
They just don’t like you
@@SixtySecondYoga then why would they match with you in the first place? It's still kinda weird that they do that
Dump any girl that uses that shit when she's with you m8. She is probably either looking for someone else or cheating.
My friends in relationships use it to find friends, buuut they usually go on women 4 women tinder
it's because they're not using it to look for a relationship i think
I can't tell which ones weren't written by AI.
Why does Will's laugh after Joe the Catheter Guy suddenly sound so menacing?
It's like he's plotting the immediate dissolution of SootHouse.
“When was the last time you made a meaningful connection to people?”
Does a Persona game count?
Wait, where do you make meaningful connections to people? You only make a meaningful connection to a cat! And that cat tells you to fucking go to sleep!!!
Somebody called for a cat?
Preferably Persona 3.
I'm gonna say yes maxing out those confidants can be hard
@@yaboilink2359 for me it was p4 😿
David screaming and losing his mind laughing is everything
"Can't beat Rhianna... Tell that to Chris Brown."
A ramen noodle went up and out my nose I laughed so hard
O k .
A Soothouse video with a Kingdom Hearts reference?
Yes, please
@@bep935 YES
*HYUK*
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY, YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY, PLEAAAASE, OHH BABYY, DON'T GO~ SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL TONIGHT~ IT'S HARD TO LET IT GO~
"hey guys, have you ever heard of love?"
"nah"
"can't say that I have"
"nope"
"I saw a girl once!"
"Oh look, soothouse uploaded, cool!"
*Notices its age restricted*
"OH HELL YEAH THIS IS GONNA BE FUN"
What did you think?
*H E N T A I?*
6:13 change sephiroth to "the xeahnorts" and you've summerized KH3
MahNamJeff 👌🏽
Hugh M. Thx
I love me Soothouse videos... it is 1 minute of the actual content, and 2 minutes of side jokes and 7 minutes of everybody laughing uncontrollably.
Rt is probably texting Rihanna about not saying anything to the genuine connection question rn
*IRL Country Roads intensifies*
The whole vegan cheat year thing killed me. Wilbur played her perfectly
"When was the last time you made a meaningful connection with people"
Rihanna: never
R.I.P. Daniel
He dead?
"Can't beat Rihanna"
"Tell that to Chris Brown"
Got me good 😂
Okay, David was aaalways the coolest of the bunch, but now he can do a Goofy impersonation?!
David is too op, pls nerf
"Are you always a brick wall to talk to?"
Me: Yes. Absolutely.
Russian Tinder is INSANE ok - no meaningful connections made here 😭😭
>Tinder.
>Meaningful connection.
>Russian.
Pick one.
I imagine it's random people shouting *_CYKA BLYAT_* while blasting hardbass at each other, the males with the most impressive Adidas stripes and most anti-western hardbass gets the ladies.
@@MrBigCookieCrumble you really dont know shit about Russia
I am on russian tinder
I could be one of your non genuine connexion but feels the void 😄
Fucking amazing. You guys had me laughing in tears by the Goofy impression.
8:39
Soothouse: reading r/tinder
Somebody: opening the squeakiest door known to man
0:14 I wasn't aware that Wakko from the animaniacs joined the soothouse.
nothing much how bout you legit cracked me up
"When was the last time you made a meaningful connection" oof that hit me hard
Yo , was just re watching all the old soothouse video as I've watched them all , I just got the notification, strange coincidence 🙏
Gwyn, Lord of Tinder
Making my Sunday with a new Soothouse Video!
Rhianna’s American accent is on point!!! 😆😂🤣
The wink section had me fucking crying
3:23 why does he sound like Ringo from the Beatles
SOON AS HE SAID WHAT HE SAID ABOUT MILKING HIS MAYONNAISE I SPAT OUT MY ALFREDO
You spat out Alfredos milky mayo
Weenus_meat EWWWW
The random accents just add to the entire laugh factor 😂
9:53 would be an awesome ringtone! XD
No Luis, it wouldn't
I agree
Somebody make this
You for get to silence your phone in class, and suddenly, in the silent room you just hear "I'm a meaty boi" xD
It'd be fun to watch everyone milk their mayonnaise if it went off in the middle of a test
@@vivienne1349 that's exactly what I was thinking. XD
I love Rhianna's giggles at the 3:45 mark, it made me real happy
"knock knock"
"come in"
how to outdo comedy
HEY SUBS YOU WANT SOME GOOD CONTENT?
no
SootHouse: THEN YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT CHANNEL!
I’m kidding I love these guys!
Thank god.
T I N D E Y S
Chimken TINDEYS
TEMMIE
Butering83 plz no character rp
SORA
YOUR HAND
IT'S BECOMING
R I B E N A
Sora: *Fighting for his dear life against Sephiroth*
Donald: *ThIs LoOkS lIkE a GoOd SpOt To FiNd SoMe InGrEdIeNts!*
Somebody pointed out in another video how much David laughs and I can’t stop noticing his bellowing laugh now
Half of these people need to charge their phones
this Tinder video stayed much more on track than the pizza pie debacle with Sorrow. well done
Everyone thinks they know the story of Dick Turpin's highway glory
There’s something special about the “You came to the right guy” bit.
The Kingdom Hearts references absolutely killed me. Oh my gosh X'D
1:22 this sounds exactly like a IT crowd bit about moss using tinder for the first time
Pretty sure i was in the same room as soothouse but was too british to ask if they were then so I thought id do it in a youtube comment.
Were you in the north around 2 weeks ago?
Such a specific location
Sorry i meant
Up north
Level 20 Englishman
Davids line delivery at 2:17 is funny to me for some reason
Omg I canny cope 🤣 😂 this channel is by far my favourite. Luv u guys and girl
Has anyone on tinder had a normal conversation in their life
Wilbur has a rlly soft and soothing voice
*Wilbur I love u* 😂😂
"Omae wa mou shindeiru DADDY?" That killed me!
Not bad but we all know Johnny Bravo had all the real good pick-up lines.
Rest in peace Johnny
The legend.
A god among men
Was not expecting to hear "Sephiroth" in this video.
"Hur hur they did a kindgum hertz refrens"
Meanwhile I'm just happy about the Monty python intermission.
8:23 this was the best one hands down, the way it played out for so long was just *chef's kiss*
Jesus I need to milk my mayonnaise after this video
"Tell that to Chris brown" bahaha I'm on the fucking floor
That vegan bit got me DYIN!! 😂😂😂
Sometimes, I get down on my luck and under the weather, but then I hear David's wacky antics and hysterical laughter, and all is well once more.
Hey girl are you a Hawaiian fruit because you're a fineapple
They aren't Hawaiian...
@@crackedemerald4930 fineapples are Hawaiian if we want them to be
@@hps362 they are Brazilian
I could *feel* the *cringe*
The plant is indigenous to South America and is said to originate from the area between southern Brazil and Paraguay;[2] however, little is known about the origin of the domesticated pineapple (Pickersgill, 1976). MS Bertoni (1919)[18] considered the Paraná-Paraguay River drainages to be the place of origin of A. comosus.[19] The natives of southern Braziland Paraguay spread the pineapple throughout South America, and it eventually reached the Caribbean, Central America, and Mexico, where it was cultivated by the Mayas and the Aztecs. Columbus encountered the pineapple in 1493 on the leeward island of Guadeloupe. He called it piña de Indes, meaning "pine of the Indians", and brought it back with him to Spain, thus making the pineapple the first bromeliad to be introduced by humans outside of the New World. The Spanish introduced it into the Philippines, Hawaii (introduced in the early 19th century, first commercial plantation 1886), Zimbabwe, and Guam. The fruit is said to have been first introduced in Hawaii when a Spanish ship brought it there in the 1500s. The Portuguese took the fruit from Brazil and introduced it into India by 1550.
this is one of the funniest episodes
David's Goofy Impression is like a drunk doctor Phil.
_Great stuff, wouldn't you agree?_
Using the following calculations from the end screed with patrons:
White (21 + 32 + 19) × 20 - 49
Yellow (12 + 18) × 50 - 99
Orange 9 × 100 - 199
Red 3 × 200 - 299
Purple 1 × 300 - 499
We can calculate that SootHouse makes a minimum of
4740$
And a maximum of
9685$
From 114 patrons.
WHICH IS MENTAL
Why is this age restricted
Brooklinn going in on that Updog dude is fucking hilarious
This episode was either too good or I just haven't been exposed to SootHouse in far too long.
I love that their first thought with Goofy was Kingdom Hearts
Hello I was wondering, where is your profile picture from? (I mean, what anime are those two characters from) ^^
@@Kattze it's from Yona of the Dawn! It's a period adventure/romance
@@stale-cupcakes Thank you so much!
@@Kattze No problem! I hope you enjoy if you check it out
Thank you guys for making me laugh and making my day
Cassandra TM . . . I will sing to you so Said The {cat at the window} . . . Meow meow meow meow meow 🎶meow meow 🎶meow m M m M m M m M m M m meow meow M 🎶m M m M m M m meow🎶 meow meow🎶 meow meow meow meow meow mmmmmmmmeeeeeeeoooooowwwww meow 🎶meow meow🎶 meow mmmmmmmeeeeeeeoooooo🎶wwwww meow meow mmmmmmmeeeeeeeoooooowwwww 🎶meow meow meow meow meow m M m M m M m M m M m meooww meow meooww🎶 meow 🎶meooww meow meooww meow meow meow m M m M m M m. . . Just a short little song by the {cat at the window} to another cat . . . 🐈
1:23 This feels like a Moss skit from the IT crowd
6:32 okay so
- *Task list*
- *location*
- *OCTOPUS*
- *life saver*
A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the new rescue helicopter! Hey! Build the helicopter and off to the rescue. Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. The new Emergency Collection from Lego City!
but where’s all the 2D amine girls on tinder?
Kawaii CookieKun Good job little one you have improved your skills so said the {cat at the window} . . . M meow 🐈
3D anime girls*
*1D anime girls
Now you have to decide if I mean anime girls who are just a single point in space or Harry Styles-chan
@@ezekielmartin4323 i imagined a girl with only one dick
@@ezekielmartin4323 thats not how 1D works, 1D is a line and 0D is a point
Love how y’all uploaded this when I was making my tinder earlier
Love you guys for the kingdom hearts reference
Soothouse person: *breathes*
Everyone else: *cries laughing*
"When was the last time you made a meaningful connection with people"
*i feel severely called out rn*
UwU
Nobody:
Soothouse:
*AHAHHAHAHAHA* HAAAAAAAAAA *cough cough*
HAHOHHAAAHAA. *squeak* HAEHHAHHHH ahhhh...
My toilet paper ripped at 1.36 thanks
the only good reddit channel on youtube. love your vids!
Turned 18 today, I can finally watch this video
I am legit convinced that it is a tradition for Soothouse to either drink or get high before recording for MAXIMUM EFFECT