OFFLINETV DOES A LIE DETECTOR TEST
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- Опубліковано 4 лют 2020
- Everything about Michael was false
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#OfflineTV #LieDetector - Розваги
“I literally don’t give a shit about Harry Potter”
-Harry Potter
Now THAT'S a comment I can behind
XD
Correction
-Phillipino Harry Potter
@@microwavedcheese correction
~3'4 Hawaiian Filipino Harry Putangina
@@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837 👌
"Do you find Michael attractive?"
Lily: "I'm not answering this."
I never noticed it until now
@Ezekiel Hinson lmao
Is michael legit 12 or this is a meme i miss
@@gojosatoru3336 Lol, no hes like 25 but he looks like he is 12
@@ComicalCow isn't he like 22?
@@oaf6146 he's like 22
michael could successfully lie about doing crack but couldn’t lie about his feelings for lily
That's romantic in sociopath
How do you know he lied about crack
@@noscwthat’s what I’m saying
"Have you ever had a fantasy about Fed."
Michael: "Yes" - about tazing the shit out of him lol
Underated
That’s every fantasy he had (idk about the one with lily though lol)
Yesssssss
I imagine Lily’s fantasy was similarly about tazing the shit out of him.
"Do you smoke crack?"
"Yes."
"True."
He is indeed the master of lies and deceit.
yes also are we jsut gonna let that go
Kirby Le or maybe he just smokes crack
Perhaps.... Or perhaps not, and we were fooled twice
At the beginning he was like Azula, just... lying with no remorse.
Does he tho really? I heard some shit about him being arrested or something like that
"Do you have a crush on anyone"
Michael "no"
"huge lie"
Cute.
And they ask lily if she think Michael is attractive and she responded with "I'm not answering that"
@@gerard7407 yeah cuz if she answered that the ships would come even harder when they weren’t dating so that’s why
I forgot to add that’s what I think and what I’m guessing not a complete answer
when Lily was asked ‘whether she would be in a relationship this year’, Poki and Michael shared a little glance at each other.......
Woow true she so knew lmao
@Faith Lovegrove did u mean liberty? If so it was lily's and her ex Albert's ship name
Poki looked at Michael like she knew but i think Michael was just looking at scarra
I mean they got together publicly in less than a month after this video
which time?
Everyone: Dying of laughter
Examiner: -_-
4:55
f7
I think this proves that Michael had a crush on Lily first-
Michael Reeves: " That's objectively not true."
It's really cute how he loves her tho
@@tasie8352 In a violent side of a person, there is always a softer side.
Though I’m pretty sure lily likes Michael during then because of
“Do you think Michael is attractive”
“I’m not answering”
@@kamikaze1970 “do you have a crush on anyone” Lily said no and it was true-
Respect to the guy that brought the lie detector, he didn’t smile once.
ZoroDac 06 yes
He’s dead inside
“Margo Robbie wants my knobbie” - John quote
I feel like he has a dark secret
"His name is john."
Despite how much I love the video Lie detectors aren’t actually capable of detecting a lie, they detect sweat, your pulse, and a few other things. I think Michael actually knew this looking at his consistent facial expressions ( he’s trying to stay perfectly still and calm )
Fun fact: a lot of criminals have actually successfully passed a lie detector test because they knew how to keep their cool.
Right that wut i thought too. You can totally trick a lie detector
Yeah but it is still difficult, especially without practice
True 👍
Facts
@@corb805 yeah but its easy af to trip it accidentally and give a false positive
“Do you do crack?”
“Of course”
“Truth”
LMAO
The lie detector only detects changes in heart rate when they get asked the question so if it spikes they lied or if it stays flat he is telling truth Michael probably knew this so he tried to play the machine by staying calm
That right there is proof that lie detectors can be fooled if you keep your cool.
@@SeraphOC so. are you saying that... Michael never really did crack... before?😳
@@breawen Oh, I'm not proving or disproving it, I'm just saying that because last I checked, crack is illegal
“Do you think Michael’s attractive?”
Lily: “I’m not answering that”
“Do you have a crush on anyone”
Michael: “no”
*lie*
Huh
That was like the only one that was a lie for Michael right?
minen creepers
There were a few lies
thats a lie
@@willmarazita3189 LMAO 😭
You can think someone is attractive and not have a crush on them.
Person: tries to defend self
Guy: that's a lie
“HiS NaMe Is JoHn”-LILUPICHU-SAMA
John Grogan.
His name is John damnit!
He didn't get a girlfriend, but he did get canceled.
Pog
Poor guy died of gf starvation
@@Abigart69 look it up
@@irayena what do I look up?
@@itsmrdante6274 fedmyster allegations or fedmyster and pokimane/yvonne drama
I love how the examiner is in EVERY single UA-camrs lie detector tests. And still manages to keep a straight face the whole time. I swear the same examiner was in all types of UA-camrs lie detector test, hes everywhere.
He’s an absolute legend
"Lily do you think you'll be in a relationship by the end of the year"
Lily: "no"
Michael: "im about to end her whole career"
Funny enough he improved her career because he is the content in her vods and some streams.
Yes, I know it was a joke.
CardSearcher911 💀
that was all the information he needed 😄
"I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move"
“Do you think you’ll be in a relationship by the end of this year?”
Lily: “no” *truth*
16 days later: *starts dating Michael*
Wait, fr?
@@stanleyjiang2244 Bro where have you been this hole time? They have been dating for like 2 months
Stanley Jiang fr, my dude
I guess that was a fucking lie- Tyler the creator
😂
Scarra: do you think guys are more attractive with glasses?
Poki: personally, yes
Me looks over to Lilly and remembers that Poki had a gay fantacy about someone in the house.
That was sooo... I love this comment so much.
ONFG LMAOAkj
if anyone in OT, poki is the by far the most gay and I expect her to come out as bi any day now
@@biaxolotl5171 bro fucking same, be like “WELCOME TO THE CLUB” but if she isn’t I get that it’s joke and respect that she isn’t lgbtq
@@biaxolotl5171 assuming people’s sexualities. Kinda cringe bruv
Its so interesting to see Lily and Michael's complicated relationship here being hinted at and blossoming. I can imagine what every member was thinking whenever the convo is about the two of them
They made this random guy “John” have control of the lie detector because they know Michael was going to turn it into some sadistic torture interrogation machine
Jack Alamdari no lie, going into this video I thought that’s what it was 🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️😂
whenever someone lies, they get tazed
john isn't random he famous
Johns been in the try guys and guaranteed more you tubers lie detector vids
@@joosterrr David dobriks
“He believes it but he’s wrong” Quote of the day
such a good quote, I'm going around saying it to random people and they all think it's a very good quote
My family says they will if they get rid of a certain greedy player
@@bulldust1195 you have to be more specific
John was straight Trolling them with some of these lol
Mr. Vacca “liberty” better
“Do you have a crush on anyone”
Lily: no
“True”
Michael: 👁👄👁
💧
The fact that John kept a straight face like a statue even tho he did some funny shit.
A re mparmpagiannh esu kai ta english jokes sou:}
"Do you think Yvonne is always mad"
"Yes"
Yvonne gets mad.
>Tsun
*troglodyte screaming*
she's like Nani!!!
"Do you think scarra is attractive?"
9:11 Scarra looks so happy
"Yvonne do you love me?"
"No."
"True"
Couldnt have aged worse lmao
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
I was like "gee I wonder why?".
@@drakashrakenburgproduction5369 jazz hands XD
why what happened
@@Abigart69 Fedmyster kinda got kicked out of OfflineTV due to sexually harassing poki and Yvonne
Lily saying Scarra is attractive and his face is the most wholesome thing I could imagine for any of them because I guarantee you he still remembers she said that even if she doesn't still believe it. For a guy, especially guys who don't get compliments often, you hold onto that moment forever and remember the feeling, you feed off the confidence it once gave you because it may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you or about you even if it is indirect.
"Lily, do you think you'll be in a relationship by the end of the year"
"No"
whelp
Hahahaha was gonna say the same thing
Scarra got that easy dough
It's like when they asked Michael if he has a crush on anyone big lie 😂
6:12 - 6:26
Scarra: "Do you hope Lily dies so you can get Temmie?"
Michael: "Yes."
John: "That's a lie"
Everyone: "Aww"
Lily: "That's cute."
Michael: "That I hope you don't die?"
Lily: "Yeah"
Michael: "Alright."
Fed: "Do you have a crush on anyone?"
Michael: "No."
John: "Big lie."
Hearing the news and rewatching this now, i love every single bit of it.
7:39 !!! - 7:47
Fed: "Do you think Lily is a good influence for you?"
Michael: " No. Bad person. Bad, bad person. Bad. Nightmare. Bad person."
John: "Lie."
Michael is the only person who truthfully said that:
• He has a crush on someone;
• Been in a fantasy;
• And did crack.
The true *Lad of OTV*
Poki: I dont like Fed! I'm not even kidding!
John: *appears from the shadows on stream* That's a lie.
well to be fair, John mentioned that movement makes the machine give a lie reaction. she did move a lot
With that being said, I still think she was lying
After seeing Reckful podcast with Poki and know she reject $3 million deal you will understand "is not about the money"
@@aloma2633 I didn't see that podcast, so she was offered a $3 million dollar deal and she rejected it? or did she say she "would" reject it? because saying it and actually doing it are very different things.
not releveant but 2000th like
“Yvonne do you love me?”
“No”
Good baseline bud, it’s ok, gotta make sure the equipment’s working
Micheals test was most interesting to me because it reminds me a lot of interviews/interrogations with people deemed insane. Short blunt honest answers that dont sugar coat anything, no self preservation, just truth.
Because that is how you pass those tests, even if the answer is inaccurate. You can be lying your ass off but it will not show you are lying if you are confident.
Lily: "Easiest money I've ever made."
Michael: Not if I can help it.
Lily better have paid scarra his money now
Honestly this video is so much cuter after I found out that my boi michel did the deed
@@confidentidiot1431 he what
@@confidentidiot1431 tell us
RussianK he is dating lily
John: do you like to hurt and bring despair on people?
Michael: *sweats aggressively*
Nah Michael would proudly say "HELL YA I DO!"
@@borpie and it would be true
Michael: yes without a doubt
John: do you want to use temmi as a experimental pet for your next video?
Michael: 0-0 “I have never thought about that!”
Lie detector: lies
Lily: TF u were thinking about using temmi as a experiment pet?!
Michael: no
Lie detector: lies
WHY WAS THIS NOT A QUESTION?
Looking back at this knowing what Fed did is awkward as fuck
What did he do
@@Tunchai sexual assault on pretty much everyone in the house
Dude I think about how Yvonne said no when everyone asked if she liked it when they enter her room she probably was scared all the time about the fact it might be Fed :(
Yeaj, he’s a creep. All he keep asking is if the gitls have a crush on him. Damn weirdo
nem tudom olvastad e a dossziét amit kirakott a pali, elég sok mindent elmagyaráz. nem akkora geci csak nagyon lejáratták
I love scarra’s happy face after being complimented 9:11
That examiner guy was so stone faced and serious the whole time, but still had excellent comedic timing.
Obama
He made the video
@@kodascott1415 yes?
The best comedians don’t laugh at their own jokes.
in a past video he said he hates lies from i think buzz feed hired him
“He believes that but he is wrong” this guy made my week
Kevin Alao John for OfflineTV lmao
When
this is also the only time i saw this man change his expression in this video
billydakid3 you can see the disappointment on his face :v
@@billydakid3 this is the first time I've seen him change his expression in any video I've seen of him. Even when he said he'd kill ned lol
watching all of these old videos makes so much sense that fed is actually a predator
I was thinking the exact same thing
I was looking for this comment, it's kind of painful to watch with that context
Knowing what we know about Fed now, this makes me so uncomfortable and sad for them
I just started watching Offline TV and didn't even know about the Fed shit until today. He instantly gave me an off vibe after the first vid I saw him in Just something about him didn't feel right and after finding this all out today, I'm not entirely surprised
Why what happened
@@billydouglass9112He touched Yvonne (and I believe Lily once) inappropriately on multiple occasions when he was drunk
@@yolomcswagmuffins6574 Poki as well unfortunately
That's exactly how I felt watching this, especially with just how many questions were related to being attracted to him.
Scarra: do you think Yvonne is always mad?
Michael: yes
*yvonne gets mad in confusion*
It's a positive feedback loop. She gets mad because he thinks she's always mad, then realizes that getting mad only proves the point, then she's mad that she can't get mad about michael thinking she's always mad.
@@Grombo79 madception
I cant believe they got the legendary John to do this lol
unovatrainerwhite // who the fuck is John. That’s the most NA name I’ve literally ever heard 😂
I really do live under a rock 🥺
@@BennyBrown00 he's done lie director tests for a ton of famous people (YT and TV)
he’s the David Dobrik dude
RIGHT!!
we dont mess around
Lily: "Scarra and me made a bet that if I don't have a relationship by the end of this year, he's gonna give me 1000 dollars. It's the easiest money I've ever made."
*Literally 2 fucking weeks later*
Michael lying about having a crush on someone (6:23) followed by Lily not having a crush on anyone (8:58) broke my heart
It’s counted as a lie when your heartbeat goes up, so I think when Michael was asked if he liked them, he didn’t lie, his heartbeat just went up because Lily was talking to him
This is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever heard
In that case, it'd look like I was lying about everything lol
This is cute but there's more than just heartbeat. For example, i know sweat levels are one of them too
@@gangstapenguin7877 That’s really bad then, I have really sweaty hands.
Nahhh his heart skipped a beat otherwise it would detect his increased heartbeat
i think we're all underestimating the sense of humor on the lie detector guy
Indeed
Yeah
👍 , true
John needs a UA-cam channel
@Nondairy7 My Lost Brotha
Michaels smile when he said lie for the crush one🥹
"Do you think that you're gonna be in a relationship this year?"
Lily: "Uh, no"
about a couple of days after this video has been posted:
Lily:
Around the February 21, 2020, fellow OTV member LilyPichu confirmed that Reeves and her were dating, telling her stream viewers he was her Valentine's Day call and asking him out in the process. Since then, she has confirmed this several times in her other streams.
lily saying she doesn’t have a crush
Micheal: critical hit
Alternatively, a really hard giveaway was when she answered yes to Scarra being attractive, but then avoided the question of Mykull being attractive. Honestly, this was a bigger hint than any polygraph test.
@@exginger528 oop
It not hard to fake the test they work of of heart rate so as long as you stay come and think it's true the test will say it is even if its not
well yea, when fed asked if she thought Michael was attractive she said she doesn’t want to answer the question.
You writing Micheal:
Critical hit
I love how when Michael lies he's just as surprised as everyone else
I feel like in some of his 'true' answers he actually lied but he has gotten so good at it that the detector didn't detect it.
@@tejacube8373 I mean he spent a decent amount of time on mastering lies and deception so it'd make sense
Lol that is because moving is an autofail for the question and they didn't seem to try and prevent it because it is just for a funny video.
It's because lie detectors don't work.
Probably because lie detectors have the accuracy of a blind shooter.
4:46
"Do you think guys are more attractive with glasses?"
Pokimane: yes.
Simps: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!
If he is a professional he should know that when someone is laughing or doing any activity that makes your heart rate spike he shouldn’t say if something is a truth or a lie because the results get skewed. It’s the same reason that most lie detector can’t be used in court because they aren’t accurate, people get stressed or laugh and there’s big spikes in heart rate
Fed to Michael:"Do you have a crush on anyone"
Michael:No
John:*Lie*
*FORESHADOWING INTENSIFIES*
and when Michael asked Lily if she had a crush on anyone
and also he doesnt hope Lily dies so he could get Temmie and she said ghats cute. Also he said he had a fantasy with someone in Otv. Last thing: Lily didnt answer when asked if she thinks Michael is attractive
Thus proving he liked Lily first.
@@nicorossvergara4064 It was fed asking btw
Michael is a demonstration that lie detectors can easily be bypassed
As hissfcdaskkkkkjah
I for one whole heartedly thinks he smokes crack tho
Well Acne is a sign of hard drug use so....
@@Dryphu damn I must do a lot of drugs
Not easily. I'm certain his believes that he smokes crack becuase he's used the joke so much to the point where he considers it to he true.
It all depends on what you yourself believe. This is why John said that while Fed truly believes the Cowboys will make it to the Super Bowl he's wrong.
Did anyone else get really weird vibes from any episode with Fed in it? I dunno why but I started watching this channel recently and every time that guy is shown on camera I just feel wrong...
I know what fed did was inexcusable and horrible but can we please just not hate on past fed you know before he did all the screwed up stuff
Yes
I think he got too gf deprived
"Do think guys with glasses are attractive?"
"Yes."
Scarra and Michael had no hesitation. That's the homies right there.
Can we just talk about how Michael got the detector to read truth when he answered yes to doing crack
LIES AND DECEIT
If you believe it hard enough it becomes the truth.
Its called Movie Magic
He jokes about it so much that his body has no reaction to it anymore so its not going to sense a lie, lie detectors aren't 100%.
cktvede that’s private info the fbi will be at your door tomorrow please don’t fight them
Michael's next idea: A lie detector that tazes you when you lie.
That's what I was hoping for
I thought this was what the video was about when I clicked xD
stolen
Stop feeding his fetish lmao.
That might actually be the greatest invention in human history where do i sign the petition
the fed questions felt super uncomfy dude
jokes on him 2021 was not his year
Props to the man who had to keep a stoic face as OfflineTV got exposed for having gay fantasies about each other.
Honestly that’s a hard question because ‘having’ a fantasy is much different the exploring or ‘enjoying’ a fantasy. People like to think of possibilities even if they’ll never really think deep about it.
@@TheNaturalnuke yes but words may not convey thoughts in the right way. Meaning cant always be described with words correctly
I've had gay fantasies but I'm not gay and nor want those to realize, it's something you just think sometimes but don't mean it, almost like dreams
John is a major fucking chad
"Do you have a crush on anyone?"
Lily: "no"
*LIES AND DECEIT*
Guess Gremlins attract Gremlins
You could see Michael's face die 😂😂
"Thats the easiest money I have ever made"
Poor Michael
Well maybe she wasn’t sure at this moment.
first this video got uh awkward after the whole fed thing then now this video got awkward over the whole lie detector guy being a fraud thing this video really cant take a break huh shame cause its actually not that bad of a vid
Michel reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: a literally don't give a shit about harry potter...(long wait) john:True
Michael was able to ace it because he kept calm, implying he already has experience with a polygraph, implying he's been arrested for crimes serious enough to be subjected to a polygraph test.
Linus Nafziger some people are just really good at cheating in polygraph tests.
There are these famous serial killers who have figured out the polygraph test and managed to bypass their crimes.
Linus Nafziger nasa worker he is
Knowing him he bought a cheap one to mess around with or studied one for a robot idea a while ago
@@akroplex699 that's nice to know I guess
"Have you ever had a fantasy with anyone here?"
Everyone: *NO*
Michael: *Y E S*
That's why I respect that guy.
True
*_Did You Plot To Kill Anyone In Here Michael?_*
*_Michael:Depends On Context_*
but he did say he doesnt give a damn about harry potter so that hurts me a bit
@@iscream9365 no one should give a shit about Harry Potter the dumb bitch ruined it
@TehFinalBrick exactly
Fed in any video for otv did not age well
AWWW MICHAEL AND LILY HAD CRUSHES ON EACHOTHER AT THIS TIME SO CUTE
Do you have a crush on anyone
Lily: no
Michael: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move
You just copied that from so pussy
@@madvlogs9792 your toxic
@@lolvap1637 you're*
@@MistahDbike thank you
@Ethan Nance amazing I couldn't say it better myself
Scarra: I DO NOT HAVE GAY FANTASIES OF YOU
John: That’s a lie
Aw that's cute. I started watching recently and I thought Michael and Lily had been together for years. It's so sweet 🥺
"Do you have a crush on anyone?"
Michael: "No"
Internal Michael: "Yes Yes Yes YES!"
And then Lily having that bet with Scara, only to ask Michael out 9 days after this video comes out
Lilypichu: its the easiest money ive ever made
Michael: hold my beer.
michael: hold my hand
Hold my tazers
@@ohgodithurts4594 brooo that was smart
Best part was that it was a week later
*apple juice
Honestly, they need to redo this with Toast 😂😂😂
And mykull
@@s1reparz1val55 he’s there already
and sykkuno
@@s1reparz1val55 michael*
@@kuririinz wtf grammar nazi
I would honestly love to see them do this again this year or next and possibly get their friends involved too 🤔
The dude that was making the lies and truths thingy
Was so emotionless
What did we learn?
Everyone has had gay fantasies
Everyone likes fed
Polis face when the question was asked was like i dont want to be here
Is that a Gacha version of Frisky's avatar?
I think people just get embarrassed when they are asked the question about gay fantasies. Which is why they always appear to lie.
@@dexterjettster8875 I mean polygraphs are unreliable asf anyway
Everyone wants to fuck everyone else.
Michael: hates Harry Potter
Also Michael: looks exactly like him
He never said he hate it, he just doesn’t care
Hmm
You are right
I hate isekai and harem protagonist
the man basically is harry potter but instead of magic and shit its robots
That means he hates himself....
r/im14andthisisdeep
I love how everybody is laughing their heads off while the examiner is just sitting there without the slightest change in his facial expression
“Do you see Yvonne as a big sister? No, little sister.”
*MMM THIS AGED POORLY*
Wait I definitely missed something
@@praevidens yvonne came forward with sexual misconduct allegations involving fed
@@LiIyssic I just read about it. Yikes 😬😬
@@LiIyssic Yeah, but what has that to do with being a big or little sister?
@@AvianZone um dont worry about it
Fed asking Yvonne if she loves him seriously did NOT age well
Bro it's been 10 months lmao
@@DarkSide-lr5rd There's new stuff
Elaborate?
sorry I don't keep super up to date on this stuff
@@diggyhole5787 Fed drama, he inappropriately touched both Yvonne and Lily (Poki too I think?), was kicked out of OTV, and has tried to recently start drama again by bringing up Poki’s and his old texts about Yvonne. TerryTV (I believe is their youtube name) explains the drama by looking at their documents (explains both sides?), so maybe check that out.
@@max-jc6wc damn ok thanks
To Michael: Do you think you’re the smartest person in offline tv?
He *IS* the smartest person in offline tv
No, He's THE smartest
@@dazzledchapsticks thats the same fucking thing
IQ points fosho , wisdom wise it's Scarra fosho
@@dazzledchapsticks because of crack
wasn't his old job something to do with the department of defence
Please make a second part, I just came back on this vid after seeing it on my recommendation to request u to do it again
John is the most serious person alive, literally had the best joke timing and had the straightest face ever
Lily: “Do you do crack”
Michael: “of course”
John: “T R U E”
Everyone else in the room: “wAiT wHaT?!”
I mean do they really know him? Is that really a surprise?
Well these lie detectors aren’t really that accurate
@@stelles1344 I'm pretty sure it's more a measure of how assertive you are about your answer
I know! Why were they surprised!
If anyone knows how to fool a lie detector it's him
Plot twist:
Micheal actually has a crush on fed and is using lily to get to him
LIES, DECEIT, AND DECEPTION
Spoiler alert
I SHIP IT
Now after I've read this and pictured this in my mind,
I am to leave to Nepal immediately where I will intend to live as a goat for the rest of my life.
@@anirudhsrivathsavans1615 lmao
I love how the examiner just looked so stone faced and dead inside and yet the timing of taking off the arm piece and him calling lies is great
lily: I don't have a crush on anyone
Michael: *Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort*
suffocation no breathing
ua-cam.com/video/xea9aR3gzBA/v-deo.html
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
@@Cyrotechnium's link is dead, here's a new one: ua-cam.com/video/Hm7vnOC4hoY/v-deo.html (Last Resort by Papa Roach)
@@Walkman100 the link i sent was a transgender parody last resort, as such the lyrics goes:
"cut my dick into pieces,
this is my last report
dilation, much bleeding
dont give a fuck if the wound keeps healing
would it be wrong
would it be right
if i cut my dick tonight
chances are i might
mutilation out of sight
and im contemplating suicide"
theres more to it but i forgot the rest
ps i've written this at least fucking twice now and i dont see them posted, does youtube just automatically delete posts that contain the other word for transgender now?
“Are you on crack?” “Yes” “true” LIKE WTF
83
@@ashhillier8381 Yes, 83
@@ashhillier8381 83 indeed
@@ashhillier8381 of course, 83.
@@ashhillier8381 obviously, 83
0:01 We all saw that Michael :)
All of the questions about finding Fed attractive are super uncomfortable now in retrospect…. Yikes.
why?
@@feyenoord1821 Fed kept sexually harassing all the female members of OTV
@@feyenoord1821 he got kicked out because he was making the girls uncomfortable and straight sexually harassing them.
So everyone is attracted to Fed and the man still has no girlfriend
because guys are more into him than women
Tbf lie detectors are extremely inconsistent
I'm new here but he seems kinda douchie, maybe he should work on that. XD
Light Yagami most it's possible for jokes
@@gamingelementalist6725 Fed grows on you
I loves John's 'done with their shit' expressions but also the fact that he's playing along and making jokes while holding said expression.
"He believes that's but he's wrong" had me chuckling
I can't help but feel like it's staged so everyone can ship whatever and it makes an interesting idea
I think he was the same guy that did it for the try guys
@@williamcarr8234 lie detector tests actually detect stress, which usually coincides with lies but not always. Also lily made it clear that not everything in the video was true
@@ZakCheshire yeah cause they fd up when they hit up a John which has been doing polygrapher for very long.
The Poki Money line aged well from this video
The lie detector predicted 3 years into the future about poki
"I won't be in a relationship by the end of the year"
16 DAYS LATER... need I say more
NO SIR! or MA'AM, I am not discriminative
She also said she didn’t have a crush on Michael
IKR
It didn't pan out that way
Yikes
Lily: "If i don't have a relationship by the end of this year, he's gonna give me a 1000 dollars, it's the easiest money i've ever made"
Michael: "HEELLOOOOO GUYS I DO CRACK"
Lily: "Nice"
Lily:Da muscle compel me
Michael: I do crack
Lily: Rose's are red
Slaves get whipped
We are in
A *RELATIONSHIP*
@@wildmoose3979 Edit this to say cream please
Hey what was 15:02 all about? I haven’t been around to long so I don’t know what they mean.
@@Internetprolet1312 otv ship (online tv ship) they are asking which one flopped the hardest
the fact that lily says its the easiest money, and proceeds to date micheal on the same month
a lot of foreshadowing here....
Scarra: Do you think you're gonna be in relationship this year?
Lily: No
Michael: **Giorno's theme starts playing**
I, Michael reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, had a dream, to hold lily's hand
@Nicholas Tolentino Killer Queen has already touched Lily’s hand (also Kira’s hand fetish xD)
@@ghiaccioiced
Shit
STAR PLATINUM
ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!
I have found my people
Ah yes.... KINGU CURIMSON
Lily: Do you think you are a Slytherin?
Michael: I do not give a shit about Harry Potter
Lily: *cries*
Lie detector: true
Lily: *cries louder*
woah, its almost like you watched the video
StarCore what is your point, ur literally being a butthole for no actual reason
@@MediocreTasteTM The word you are looking for is asshole
@@pangeagamer7223 you're an ass dude. let a man vibe
When was it?