StarCraft 2 - Medic Quotes
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- All of the quotations from the Medic in StarCraft 2.
Voice actress: Julie Nathanson
READY:
"The doctor is in."
SELECTED:
"Where does it hurt?"
"Is it critical?"
"You rang?"
"Please state the nature of your medical emergency."
"Standing by."
"Need some triage?"
PISSED:
"Call me when the swelling goes down. On second thought... just call me."
"Here's some lotion, a comb, and a blowtorch. Good luck!"
"Ooh, looks like that hurts. Next!"
"For the last time, this is not a strip-o-gram!"
"Can I see your insurance card? Oh, I'm sorry, this was a pre-existing condition."
"That's the worst infestation I've ever seen! Next time, stay away from the cantina."
"There's a Protoss here who needs mouth-to-mou- oh... well... mouth to... something!"
"If I do this wrong, it'll hurt a little. If I do it right, it'll hurt a lot!"
"Ooh, let's just skip the medical history and go right to the next of kin!"
"Operation complete! Now where did I leave my watch?"
"Damn it, I'm a medic, not a doctor! Oh."
"Ugh, I've got leftovers. I don't even know where these go!"
"Congratulations, you're my first patient! Ever!"
MOVE:
"Just relax."
"I'll take care of it."
"Not a problem."
"Ooh! Sounds serious!"
"Ooh, that's a serious outbreak!"
"Must be an emergency."
ATTACK:
"I'll fix you!"
"I'll do my best!"
"This is gonna hurt!"
"Time to operate!"
"Call the blood bank."
"Sterilizing now!"
"Patient's prognosis is dead!"
MISCELLANEOUS:
"I'll get you fixed right up." (Heal)
"Turn your head and cough!" (Heal)
"Heads up!" (Flare)
"Ah, help!" (enter bunker)
"Ah! Fresh air." (exit bunker)
"Ewwww!" (enter dropship)
"Feeling sluggish, here." (low energy)
HELP:
"Better send some body bags!"
DEATH:
"Ah, medic!"
"Damn it, I'm a medic, not a doctor!"
"What's the difference?"
"Well, doctors heal people- medics just make them feel better while they die."
"...Note to self; don't ever get shot."
Red Vs Blue reference?
@@crimsonlanceman7882 Quick rule of thumb: If you feel the need to leave a long-winded reply to "lmao rvb reference" left *ten years ago*, don't.
@@Csp499 next time you feel the need to leave a sarcastic reply to someone leaving a reply because you feel that a quote from long ago shouldn't be commented on, don't.
@@Csp499 loser
@@Csp499 cry about it
Medic: "I'll fix you!"
Medic: "Can you just FEEL the Schadenfreude?"
lol
Tf2 medic: Hi
Terrans would be SO op if she's available in multiplayer...
She was, back in Sc1. And Medivac is a great unit in its own way.
+FeedMoreNoobs They'd be "terran" others up.
KeViNZP but medivacs can be killed by missile turrets, spore crawlers, phoenixes and any other unit that can attack only air. On the other hand medics are just in the deathball, no need to micrk them
@@mirahorner6277 Can medics save you from a banedrop? Didn't think so!
@@michaelbuckers The only thing medic is good is it's cheaper to train XD
"A doctor heals people. A medic just makes them more comfortable while they die."
Note to self. Never get shot.
"Please state the nature of your emergency.. ;)"
"IM FUCKING DYING!!!!"
"I've got Zerglings on my ass! Can you shine your green heal-y beam already?
That relatable feeling of having a zergling dragging your legs off.
@@ah1rooivalk Ah yes, where is it, where is it, here! Situation #4!
"Ahh, MEDIC!" one of the best deaths :)
*I'm the one only unit who can heal entire organic unit*
Medvac : "excuse me"
Medevac is just a dommy mommy medic pilot
Swarm queen: am i a joke to you.
She has the funniest quotes and I love it when she says "better send some body bags." Big improvement from sc1 medic!
I disagree. Original medic had a much sexier voice. And she was much more flirty. Where does it hurt u want another physical? Etc. This version is kinda pg pc sjw feminist
@@empireofshred9612 They're both recorded by Glynnis Talken, the original Kerrigan VA - just so you know.
@@empireofshred9612 Dude, what kind of warped mind do you have to have to think this Medic is "kinda pg pc sjw feminist".?
@@k-leb4671 because their reason for woman not being hot anymore is muh goddamn sjws
@@empireofshred9612 Just to screw with bitches like you, it would be so hilarious if they'd make Marines flirt with the player when you click them too often in SC3.
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency" nice Star Trek reference!
i have always loved Blizzards dirty sense of humor
0:24 “For the last time, this is not a stripper-gram”
It would not be allowed these days!
Medic: "Can I see your insurance card? Oh, I'm sorry, this was a pre-existing condition."
Marine: "I don't know m'am. I'm certain that i did not have this tentacle coming out of my back last night"
Medic: "There's a Protoss here who needs mouth-to-mou- oh... well... mouth to... something!"
Zealot: "Oh, i know where you can put that. It goes right here. ... AWWW YEEEAAHHH, EN TARO TASSADAR"
Medic: "If I do this wrong, it'll hurt a little. If I do it right, it'll hurt a lot!"
Marine: *While running away* "Bah, who needs 2 arms anyway? I can cover my personal needs with my righty here"
Medic: "Operation complete! Now where did I leave my watch?"
*few hours later*
Marine: "Something wrong?"
Firebat: "I'm hearing a beep inside me every hour. It's starting to creep me out"
Medic: "Ugh, I've got leftovers. I don't even know where these go!"
*few hours later*
Marauder: "What da hell is goin on with ya?"
Marine: "I don't know, but very deep inside me, i feel... empty."
Marauder: "You should stop reading poetry, man"
Medic: "Congratulations, you're my first patient! Ever!"
Marine: "How could that be? You've been here for 8 months now"
*sees Medic with surgery items including a chainsaw*
Marine: "Oh, i get it now"
the protoss one isnt dirty.. protoss dont have mouths
+Dom Oranzi yeah i know but still
XD
maurotula *UNITS UNDER ATTACK*
Somehow, I don't think Protoss reproduction relies on one of *those.*
Damn it, I'm a medic, not a doctor! Oh. That escalated quickly.
SC1 medic had a cuter voice. Also flirtier. And that death scream...
"Heads up!" (Flare)
Wow they actually thought of implementing Optical Flare.
That would be awesome
I still wish that they would have bothered to draw a new model the for the Medic instead of recoloring the the Medivac's hair and changing the background's lighting from red to blue.
Actually, the Medic's portrait probably came first, with the Medivac's being an alteration of this one. I say that because the Medic was considered for the game before the Medivac.
I'll show her where it hurts...
"There's a Protoss here who needs mouth to mo- ooh. Well, mouth to... something!"
She checks her nails even though they have armored gloves over them.
"dammit i'm a doctor,not a...(a job) " = the epic quote of leonard mcoy from star trek.
"He's dead, Jim."
I missed that one from SC1. Oh well.
They missed the chance to make the death line: "Ah, medic! Wait, i'm the medic!"
Her: “damnit im a medic not a doctor” also her: The doctor is in
"you rang?" I remember a boss from Karazhan said that as well.
love you Morales, keeping me nice and healthy at all times. :D
Medic is an Enlisted MOS/Rate (or Corpsman for the Navy) and Doctor is an officer.
Congradulations! Your my first patient ever! ( Medic thumbs up while smiling)
Marine: Mother?
"That's the worst infestation I've ever seen! Next time, stay away from the cantina."
0:46 that's what she said.
Oh
everything she says is a "thats what she said". Think about it...
MrBrandybuck1120
then help me with the "here's some lotion, a comb and a blowtorch. good luck." cause to me that doesn't sound fun at all.
+Diamond Warrior Then you've been doin' it wrong, boi.
Well, y'see, a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them feel better... before they die.
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency"
"Damn it, I'm a medic, not a doctor"
she really is a Star Trek fan
She looks and sounds cute :3
"Call me when the swelling goes down. On second thought, just call me."
Protoss who needs mouth to "something". Probably their cola.
She has a hard surface neckerchief built into her suit.
Starcraft loves their Star Trek references, don't they?
That would scare the ----- out of me if my surgon said: "Operation complete! Oh ewww! Left overs! I don't even know where these go!
Yea, she does not have any arms to help others, what an useful medic
Since those stimulants and stimpaks can be triggered automatically inside the marines' mecha-suits and bio-mechanical implants and pain suppression stuff are so awesome, why do they still need a medic who occasionally calls her very self in panic?
"I asked that sweet thang to give me a physical."
Congratulations! You're my first patient -ever! 😄
First the sexiness of the firebat now the cuteness of the medic🥰
@00:56 "Operation complete! Now where did I leave my watch?"
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency" , "Dammit, i'm a medic, not a doctor": nice Star Trek references!
Is it just me or do all of these quotes sound dirty ?
"The doctor is in."
"If I do this wrong, it'll hurt a little. If I do it right, it'll hurt a lot!"
"Operation complete! Now where did I leave my watch?"
"Just relax."
"I'll take care of it."
and my favorite:
"Better send some body bags!"
"this was a pre-existing condition." even in space health care sucks... sort of.
I wish either Medics were standard units, or the medivac sounded like this.
“Please state the nature of your medical emergency” EMH Mark 1
Holy cow, click that CC thingybelow the buffer bar, select "TRANSCRIBE AUDIO" and die laughhing!
There's a Protoss here that needs mouth to mou.... um... to something :Đ
Ugh, the medics are so hot. I always get so sad when they die, it's always a tragedy when beautiful people die.
Mental note: Don't ever get shot.
0:24 “For the last time, this is not a stripper-gram”
Things just got bad when a medic yeals for a medic.
Imagine fighting a zerk and Medic ask Marine for insurance card be4 heal LOL
with medic, practicing medicine has never been sexier.
mouth to...something else. oohhh yeahhh
gosh and they're all like this
I refuse to believe that this woman had ever gone to medical school
So now britney spears is a medic in an intergalactic space battle? Nice.
@TheGreatRukh02 so is "Please state the nature of your medical emergency"
the medic never does seam to know what to do
wait, she doesn't have arms she just have hands that float.
0:06 EMH from Star Trek Voyager
No, a doctor heals people. A medic makes them more comfortable... while they die.
"Congratulations! Your my first patient.. Ever!" =D *thumbs up*
She says with my open burned freshly gleaved by Zealot blade.
I believe they're voice by Glynnis Talken-Campbell, the same chick that voiced Kerrigan in SC1 (not SC2 Kerrigan).
i am glad that they called in the same voice actor from sc bw :))
Argh, you pulled the RvB quote before me. Damn you!
"let's just skip the medical history and go to the next of kin" lmao
They got the quotes from a real hospital
Venus Doctor....with out arms, how would be the sponge bath?
The Medic from ST 1 sounds sop much more sexier.
When Patricia Tannis spent time as a medic.
@2BaD2BNo1 the ground medics are moved up into the air when they get older. so the voices for the medivacs are older
Many people might not know but SC2Campaign medic is a nerfed version of Broodwar medic.
Broodwar medic cost 1 supply, 50 mineral, and 25 gas. Campaign medic cost 2 supply, 75 mineral, and 50 gas.
MEDIC! CHARGE ME DOCTOR!
''There's a Protoss here who needs mouth-to-mou- oh... well... mouth to... something!"
Make me lol allday
i like how it sounds like she's constantly hitting on you.
The old CG menu images in Starcraft 1 looked more like real people.
Protoss don't even have anything down there.
I always thought she said, "Better send somebody back" :)
how ironic, a medic calling for a medic
It would be a good support character in Heroes of the Storm
If you can fix anyone with a magical laser,why cant you fix your left hand
"Turn your head and cough"
Suddenly a physical is not that bad.
7 People had left overs.
If you think a doctor and a medic are the same then you are mistaken. Medics stabilize the wounded in the field so they can get back into the fight or be taken back to a field hospital if their wounds are serious, where a doctor can treat them.
0:04 : It must suck being a marine, getting injected with big needles like that, at high speed, that pierces steel armor and etc.
I almost expected to hear the WC3 dryad bimbo quote.
She doesnt have arms, but her hands are moving.
1:03 "Ugh, I got leftovers... I don't even know where these go...
"Congratulations, you're my first patient... ever!" O.O
Those two quotes back to back kinda scare me a little...
RIP medic, now we have typecast Michelle Rodriguez
That replic (For the last time, this is not a strip-o-gram!) is sure.........
*puts glasses on*
...sexy.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
@mikeymike93 That comment is so darn true it made me cry. My female friends are sooo gonna get this.
I like the "not a problem". Idk the way she says it, makes me feel reassured... idk of what tho.. haha
"Turn your head and cough."
The Medic in TF2 says that too.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
They are testing how other body parts react to the cough effort, the head turning is to keep you from coughing on them.
But it clearly says feeling sluggish here
It's hurts in the way where i want a day or 2 apartments seperate alone time next time just so you know and think about what I'm like and not be take by surprise again that's where it hurts
"CONGRATULATIONS, Your my first patient EVER!"
*Looks at arms*
.......
these quotes are epppppppic
medic is the best support to protoss force