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Honestly while I know this isn't the usual experience big dogs absolutely hate me and will attack me out of nowhere whereas little dogs will just be the sweetest things to me.
3:15 would build a house and society out of leftover boat materials (and other stuff the shark probably has in its mouth) and live there forever. I now live on fish and seaweed.
7:31 In defense of the guy that tried to shoot an Armadillo; Armadillos have the right bodily conditions to spread leprosy, Salmonella and Tuberculosis, they are nicknamed "Texas Speed Bumps" because they launch themselves into the air when startled by oncoming traffic and in general they are a nuisance for farmers in rural areas since they dig up seedlings & sprouts. In short; We Texans like Armadillos to an extent, but they are a bit of a pest when it comes to road safety, agricultural management and they can carry a literal plague through their body.
In my language, the opposite of pspsps is "câț!" (Write it on Google translate in Romanian and play the sound) and the opposite of "come here!", For dogs is "marș".
1:46 "jesse we need to cook" "Like wat mista wite? Meth?" "No jesse, we need to cook dog treats" Not the best breaking bad refference i made, but i think its pretty good
I have two dogs. One is an Australian shepherd who is lazy. So we say she’d show the burglars where the valuable stuff is for belly rubs. And I also have a German shepherd. We say that we can’t make jokes that he’d just lead the robbers to the goodies, because he’s super protective and would actually eat the robbers. If that’s not a rare dog, idk what is
For those curious, the ant species that uses its head to block entrances is called the turtle ant
THERE IS AN ANT CALLED THE TURTLE ANT?
The true hybrid on earth
Tortoise ant
"he keeps looking in the mirror and crying" me too buddy, me too.
2:38 he looks like he's giving a hearty chuckle to himself
rain world enjoyer spotted
I was literally about to comment about the rain world pfp
Hey i'm russian and i can't see anyone's profile picture, can anyone describe what is in his profile picture? (by the way i am a rain world fan)
1:50 I swear cats that look adorable are literally insane
That ant took the saying "You make a better door than a window" literally.
W vaazkl video
Wremy
“He keeps looking in the mirror and crying” same
Reletable
As a Canadian, I think that rubber duck does WONDERS
6:46 dat hamster be a cult leader💀
Someone with a MSM Profile Picture [as of right now as it seems] a fine man of culture.
The Hamster Cult of *insert a worshipped thing here*
5:46 I think you mean cutest waste of 200k you've ever seen
5:19 is how minecraft was made
4:13 this cat activated my fight of flight instinct 💀 god I'm horrified
Honestly scared the hell out of me for half a second
3:00 people from Bremen be like: "First time?"
6:40
“Name him, name your son.”
His name is Boris. No last name. Just Boris.
Boss fight activated
Boris
The King Pin
HP --------------------------------------------------------
@@StephenDurnan *Loads Salt Shotgun with Religious Intent*
0:13 the cursed Reese’s cup
6:57 why does the pelican look deeply ashamed
It bit grandma.
Coming from Australia this is like a showcase of the local animals
cool
Especially that first one
4:41 My dad usually pets them with 12 Gauge buckshot
3:35 Nah bruh you ain't in jaws 7, you're in 7 jaws.
So that's why the chicken crossed the road
7:32 armadillos r just armoured attack possums
7:52 I think they just finished their mating ritual.
1:16 mirror mirror on the wall-
4:10 EDP bear 💀
Honestly while I know this isn't the usual experience big dogs absolutely hate me and will attack me out of nowhere whereas little dogs will just be the sweetest things to me.
Fun fact: An enormous vulture/condor known as *Argentavis*
It had a 16-21 foot wingspan.
That condor meme made me think of it
It made my think of that too
Do they live or travel through Ohio because this thing tried to nab me when I was like 4
@@Corneelius Argentavis is extinct bro.
@@jahrusalem3658 yeah I realized that a few days later, it was a different big bird
EDIT: In fact, I think the condor is what I’m talking about!
@@Corneelius Probably.
I like how in his past videos he sounded so done with life, and know he sounds like he’s on caffeine.
5:28 Found 'em
where?
@@migyringy5363top lefr
Me too
@@migyringy5363 it is a camouflaged cat at the up left
6:53 looks like me in the morning
3:08 good gator.
This is a Certified VaazKL Classic
Yes!
1:25 no mfing way i made it
4:53 Understandable
“Cat snuck into zoo inclosure and Made best friends with a lynx”
Me The cat:YOOOO
My big fat goofy ahh friend:AYYYY
3:58 Me too I would scream “THE FOSSA ARE ATTACKING!!”
3:45 The only threat to tigers that I can think of is sloth bears. People should be rightly terrified of them.
Sloth Bears are fucken crazy.
1:31 Whales can eat half a million calories in a single mouthful. Me: * Drinks gasoline * huh that wasnt hard
0:35 bro if you tamed that eagle you would be feared, especially if you trained it to attack
2:51 I didn’t know hands were invented by cats. Either that, or cats are better at painting and drawing hands than most *people* are
Nah the dinosaurs jokes are epic
0:40 "you got this. you WILL be a good boy!"
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People who somehow actually got to jail because of a lizard: how did he know
Vaazkl: thats the neet part , i didnt
1:46 he got reincarnated as a dog
6:02 Malaysia and russia 💀
The glass boat one was nurse sharks, you will be fine even if they bite, worse a really bad hickey. Most likely they will scatter.
Little dogs think they're big dogs and big dogs think they're little dogs.
Depression is harder to cure than cancer but that scooby doo is whooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The Tyrannosaurus Rex McDonald's Circle of Life. Tastes just like dinosaur chicken... that had been fed a steady diet of _customers._
5:28 cats sometimes camouflage in carpets or floor and expect you to not step on them
0:52 that be Mr. Krabs 1 millionth dollar
something sad to ruin someones day a dog once got self aware by talking to its owner by using buttons and became deppresed
The canada duck paid for itself in tourism.
That bear knew an opportunity when he saw it
6:59 HE’S SO DISSAPOINTED IN HIMSELF
Love ur vids dude. You make my day
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3:50 among us ears
1:27 knowing their relationship with denmark, they're not going fast enough
5:23
That cat's got an exclamation mark
I love watching these videos. Keep it up man.
Your videos are the best man keep it up
3:15 would build a house and society out of leftover boat materials (and other stuff the shark probably has in its mouth) and live there forever. I now live on fish and seaweed.
2:22
The name I'd give him would be Fredrick
Hell no
The voice crack got me 😂😂💀💀
Love your memes your memes always makes me laugh vaazlk
thanks :)
1:41 Defenitelly....
Is this a Freddy fazbear ur ur ur ur
6:38 I can actually relate to this as a Cat owner
My cat is named “Walfy” by the way
THE LYNX BESTIES ONE IS SO CUTE.
That fish cute af, how DARE
1:44 well now we know you’re human lol
the donkey with a cat dog and chicken on it is from a fairytale 😳
7:31 In defense of the guy that tried to shoot an Armadillo; Armadillos have the right bodily conditions to spread leprosy, Salmonella and Tuberculosis, they are nicknamed "Texas Speed Bumps" because they launch themselves into the air when startled by oncoming traffic and in general they are a nuisance for farmers in rural areas since they dig up seedlings & sprouts.
In short; We Texans like Armadillos to an extent, but they are a bit of a pest when it comes to road safety, agricultural management and they can carry a literal plague through their body.
4:06 I MUST SQUEEZE THE RACCOON!!
This is the moment where we got modern vazzkyl voice
lion is like: heh cool roar bro i respect that
Bear be living better than most of us- 1:40
The small dogs and big dogs one is so true…
5:02 this so true my dog Is so big but a idiot
the lynx looks so happy
dang mosquitos are so annoying they made the list twice
0:20 I Was Laughing Pretty Dang Good To This One
In my language, the opposite of pspsps is "câț!" (Write it on Google translate in Romanian and play the sound) and the opposite of "come here!", For dogs is "marș".
6:40 I’ll name him, “Ajax, Savior of Crete”
6:58 the pelican looks genuinely ashamed lol 😂
1:19 thats ugly? No its adorable wtf
You laugh at one and you'll miss the next three.
Pets: They can increase your lifespan.
If peting dogs is healthy then I am the peak of healthy people
4:08 ME TO BUDDY ME TO
6:54 he doesn't like sand, it's rough and irritating and gets everywhere
Felinakin Catwalker
“Imagine going to jail because of a child”
the siting cat is like golden freddy
0:49 It’s so true and so funny
2:44 “puny mortal”
I was in my bed not going to the bathroom cuz I was too comfy you almost made my life end
5:17 thats how minecraft spiders were created
1:46 "jesse we need to cook"
"Like wat mista wite? Meth?"
"No jesse, we need to cook dog treats"
Not the best breaking bad refference i made, but i think its pretty good
I have two dogs. One is an Australian shepherd who is lazy. So we say she’d show the burglars where the valuable stuff is for belly rubs. And I also have a German shepherd. We say that we can’t make jokes that he’d just lead the robbers to the goodies, because he’s super protective and would actually eat the robbers. If that’s not a rare dog, idk what is
5:34 wait a second that pigeon seems familiar
4:32 why does that drawing look like something out of a studio ghibli movie
I thought the ant had a Reese’s cup on his head