Soo... this is what it would be like to date me...

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  • @TangoTangerine12
    @TangoTangerine12 3 роки тому +2797

    the gaslighting into thinking you’re a hispanic so you can’t be racist rly got me

    • @sisigpapi
      @sisigpapi 3 роки тому +82

      Wild to think of white as snow Argentinians pulling a "I'm Hispanic so I can't be racist" card

    • @Jade-kx4sm
      @Jade-kx4sm 3 роки тому +17

      i have been personally victimized by this recently

    • @chrisserrific
      @chrisserrific 3 роки тому +8

      That shit works too, my Uncle got preferential hiring by the state of Florida as some kind of liaison to the Hispanic community. Our last name is Welsh, and we definitely didn't migrate to the US through any part of Latin America, or even Spain. To be fair, he does speak Spanish, but.... It's just a whole face palm.

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt 3 роки тому +27

      He said Latino not "a Hispanic" those are wildly different as Hispanic literally means white (from spain or descended from) whereas Latino means Latin American (white people live there too tho). Just fyi it's rude to say "a" before a people as if they're an object like you're not a black, a brown, or a white unless you add person/people after it it's disrespectful.

    • @eg816
      @eg816 3 роки тому +16

      @@samaraisnt something tells me you’re a white

  • @beckygray5144
    @beckygray5144 3 роки тому +1582

    “I’ll eat grass. I’ll be your little cow.” most romantic statement ever 😍🫀

    • @tinnagigja3723
      @tinnagigja3723 3 роки тому +10

      He's only two letters off.

    • @hoshiko4363
      @hoshiko4363 3 роки тому

      @@tinnagigja3723 :o ?

    • @urfavemarss2769
      @urfavemarss2769 3 роки тому +2

      💯💯💘😩

    • @FiveLeefClovr
      @FiveLeefClovr 3 роки тому

      @@hoshiko4363 💀

    • @inr63
      @inr63 3 роки тому

      I call my special needs pittie my little cow lol 🐮 🤍

  • @avery.e.e
    @avery.e.e 3 роки тому +543

    love the continuity between him choking on everything he eats and making broth every night for dinner instead of solid food ... there's lore here, there's layers

  • @jade_ehx600
    @jade_ehx600 3 роки тому +1553

    the tag on the shirt really brings it all together

    • @lynda8000
      @lynda8000 3 роки тому +13

      Zara Man - haha! I wonder if he returned it the same day.

    • @lindaksf
      @lindaksf 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @andremansa1
      @andremansa1 3 роки тому +2

      I KNOW I DIED

    • @chadcognac5626
      @chadcognac5626 3 роки тому +2

      Thx!

    • @lyndamcdonald7701
      @lyndamcdonald7701 3 роки тому +3

      I had to go back and look again, thx-lol!

  • @dawnstrike
    @dawnstrike 3 роки тому +669

    “I can’t breathe when I’m without you.” That smile that flashes into something darker gets me every time.

  • @aliirelan
    @aliirelan 3 роки тому +434

    You had me at "do your taxes"

    • @EvWuzhere
      @EvWuzhere 3 роки тому +18

      Every single day

    • @AndrewJaws
      @AndrewJaws 3 роки тому +11

      That’s every day

    • @K-holeKarl
      @K-holeKarl 3 роки тому +1

      Spotless house taxes done and a margarita pizza in bed and that’s every day

    • @pieguyandfries5401
      @pieguyandfries5401 2 роки тому +1

      He never said he would do them correctly though….

    • @selfexpressedbabe
      @selfexpressedbabe Рік тому

      Right? Same. And if he has to do them for me daily I must be LOADED

  • @usra8547
    @usra8547 3 роки тому +776

    everynight for dinner I'll make BROTH absolutely killed me 😂😂

    • @amanewgirl
      @amanewgirl 3 роки тому +11

      You gotta have balance with the daily breakfast pizza, y'know..

    • @incurablehumanist
      @incurablehumanist 3 роки тому +3

      Ben's keto friendly

  • @savannaherickson6895
    @savannaherickson6895 3 роки тому +1041

    I am unironically in love with him

  • @ilya8132
    @ilya8132 3 роки тому +218

    "We can have sex, but I won't like it" was the line for me. Gave me such a nice laugh.
    "Ughhhh! Please!" is the runner up.

  • @HandofKorsh
    @HandofKorsh 3 роки тому +502

    As someone that chokes on almost everything I eat due to my esophageal cancer, I find this to be very relatable humor.

    • @develupa
      @develupa 3 роки тому +57

      I literally, accidentally read this as, "I find this to be very relatable tumor."

    • @AtlasGaming001
      @AtlasGaming001 3 роки тому +11

      @@develupa bro that was both terrible and awesome

    • @byancaevans512
      @byancaevans512 2 роки тому

      @@AtlasGaming001 @Hendrik thought 'humor' was 'tumor' and I thought 'both' said 'broth' when I read your comment What is going on!!!!!!

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому

      @@byancaevans512 That was broth terrible and awesome 😂🤣

  • @robevans1474
    @robevans1474 3 роки тому +153

    This dude packs the perfect picnic. Loose uncooked corn, a jar of tomato sauce, some onion powder and a full pack of tonic water? Bone apple teets!

  • @yasperlennov
    @yasperlennov 3 роки тому +232

    "you can always pick the movie as long as it's a pg-13 comedy starring justin long" jokes on u my guy bc that's actually the dream

  • @heidiosborne6638
    @heidiosborne6638 3 роки тому +1737

    the irony being that he's attractive and funny and could probably pull anyone if he just acted half normal

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 3 роки тому +30

      This is the most random video. LOL

    • @alexandria3583
      @alexandria3583 3 роки тому +128

      he could pull anyone acting the way he already does lol

    • @AishawithanEye
      @AishawithanEye 3 роки тому +23

      I like him because he doesn't act half "normal." Anyone who thinks they're "normal" is fake.

    • @fightingirish5755
      @fightingirish5755 3 роки тому +16

      He's ginger though.

    • @smexyangelmike3117
      @smexyangelmike3117 3 роки тому +18

      @@fightingirish5755 ANDDDDDD????

  • @tazp2773
    @tazp2773 3 роки тому +127

    The long grunt and the “please” is what gets me 😂

  • @lyndamcdonald7701
    @lyndamcdonald7701 3 роки тому +70

    “Focus on the pedal”…”my parents got a divorce and said it was because of me” I’m dying. This is someone I want as a best friend.

    • @FiveLeefClovr
      @FiveLeefClovr 3 роки тому +3

      There’s an entire different video he needs to make for girls just wanting to be best friends 💀

  • @morganr8095
    @morganr8095 2 роки тому +17

    "We can have sex, but I won't like it" kills me every single time

  • @rosequartz4102
    @rosequartz4102 3 роки тому +45

    You had me at margarita pizza and broth. You are the man for me. The "significant otters" only sealed an already done deal.

  • @jensen1901
    @jensen1901 3 роки тому +102

    This is hilarious, just found you via SNL short.

    • @mayabrown4050
      @mayabrown4050 3 роки тому

      Oh my God this is the SNL short guy?! That just makes it even better.

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst 3 роки тому

      Please don’t destroy?

  • @yippeehaha24-y1y
    @yippeehaha24-y1y 3 роки тому +10

    the wind in his hair, the background music, all his facial expressions make it seem serious then nope! hilarious!

  • @sadezem991
    @sadezem991 3 роки тому +26

    "okay props, that wasnt that bad" reminds me of when my ex would always "congratulations, that was a big word" whenever I said a "big word." If he didn't know said word, he would insist I was using it wrong, then get mad when he would look it up and I was right 🥰

    • @essjaybeee
      @essjaybeee 3 роки тому +13

      That sounds awful

    • @sadezem991
      @sadezem991 3 роки тому +7

      @@essjaybeee it was terrible lol

    • @tiyas5378
      @tiyas5378 2 роки тому

      Fucking yuck

  • @jessi2077
    @jessi2077 3 роки тому +129

    you had me until 3 teenage daughters

  • @HMSmueller
    @HMSmueller 3 роки тому +66

    Okay, but, he's actually super attractive though.

    • @seanreidy2584
      @seanreidy2584 3 роки тому +3

      This guy is literally 1/3 of 3 sad virgins tho

    • @SavvyMuhon
      @SavvyMuhon 3 роки тому

      @@seanreidy2584
      Sad virgins on Dune, no less!

    • @jakethesnake95
      @jakethesnake95 7 місяців тому

      I agree. I guess it's because I have a thing for gingers.

  • @antisimian404
    @antisimian404 3 роки тому +29

    a Margherita pizza every morning can't possibly be healthy...
    make it every other morning and I'm in

  • @kingsclark89
    @kingsclark89 3 роки тому +11

    The Hillary and bill thing gets me every time

  • @Justicehillmusic
    @Justicehillmusic 3 роки тому +9

    It’s “I choke on everything I eat” for me

  • @tylerduke7657
    @tylerduke7657 3 роки тому +4

    You had me at “ I’ve done your taxes for you”

  • @onegooddeed3284
    @onegooddeed3284 3 роки тому +22

    You had me at He-imlich. Great job on SNL! P.s. the grass is greener on this side of the Atlantic

  • @lidalit9043
    @lidalit9043 3 роки тому +8

    haha love the absolutely random assortment of picnic food

  • @ThomasMoneyhon
    @ThomasMoneyhon 3 роки тому +3

    love that you kept the tag on the shirt to return it

  • @leadoug1163
    @leadoug1163 2 роки тому +4

    "I'll gaslight you into thinking I'm Latino qnd that I can't be racist"
    Funniest line ever

  • @dorkinabubble7772
    @dorkinabubble7772 3 роки тому +16

    “We can have sex, but I won’t like it”
    Dude, same! Asexual rep ftw

  • @PunkyDory
    @PunkyDory 3 роки тому +9

    I am baffled by my unironic crush on this man

  • @drayajade
    @drayajade 3 роки тому +61

    omg this is the absolute best & you do not fail to make me laugh my ass off. thank you for being golden & sharing your hilarity with the world, cutieeee

  • @FluxyMiniscus
    @FluxyMiniscus 3 роки тому +6

    The lackadaisical leg swinging , 10/10

  • @JuicyCrone
    @JuicyCrone 3 роки тому +20

    I think the otters are a sign we belong together.

  • @Jake-hg3bq
    @Jake-hg3bq 3 роки тому +11

    My parents straight up said it was my fault lmao

  • @Thepriestessdeath
    @Thepriestessdeath 3 роки тому +4

    You had me at ‘I’ll be your little cow’ 🥺🔪

  • @britter1955
    @britter1955 3 роки тому +25

    This made me really want to date him

  • @allison3107
    @allison3107 3 роки тому +55

    …is there like a number to fax or a P.O. box to send in our applications, or …?

  • @hannahrose4091
    @hannahrose4091 3 роки тому +4

    i love this bc i have no idea who’s the butt of this joke lolol absolutely killed it with the no context

  • @gal1885
    @gal1885 3 роки тому +2

    “i choke on everything I eat” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @frozen_pizza1492
    @frozen_pizza1492 3 роки тому +1

    The broth line was so raw I loved it

  • @_ale_7367
    @_ale_7367 3 роки тому +18

    The maizena instantly took me out, had to stop the video. "I'll be your little cow" it's insane as well. I don't understand the small amount of comments/likes

  • @ZMV24
    @ZMV24 3 роки тому +3

    I knew this would be funny ....but wow ... It exceeded my expectations lmaoooo amazing

  • @zv6905
    @zv6905 3 роки тому

    Lmao. You bought me at "I'll be Hillary and you can be Bill". Let's do it! Hyaaaaa!

  • @avirandall8977
    @avirandall8977 3 роки тому +1

    the huge bottle of onion powder on a picnic blanket is a power date move

  • @trishawright7133
    @trishawright7133 3 роки тому +6

    "Every night for dinner I make broth. Cuz he chokes on everything he eats." This boys has some soupy stool.

  • @kinn6941
    @kinn6941 3 роки тому +12

    I literally only watch the movie dodgeball, have a ginger for a mom and a friend for a latino, and I am willing to learn the heimliche maneuver and how to spell it. Consider my handkerchief indubitably dropped fine gentleman.

  • @christinabachman8361
    @christinabachman8361 Рік тому +1

    You get a like for the line about making broth for dinner every night. It got an actual laugh and not the standard watching you tube alone snort.

  • @scytheria7
    @scytheria7 3 роки тому +1

    It’s the fancy jarred tomato sauce, onion powder, marshmallows, corn starch, ears of corn, and Fever Tree for me 😭😩🤚🏼

  • @paulwalterhauser777
    @paulwalterhauser777 3 роки тому +32

    This is the funniest thing ever.

  • @LifeTheExperience
    @LifeTheExperience 3 роки тому +14

    Looking into the dazzling eyes of a Ginger gets me every time.

  • @phoniexlion
    @phoniexlion 3 роки тому +14

    I'm in love, no joke.

  • @samfilmkid
    @samfilmkid 3 роки тому +2

    If you crack a funny joke, I’ll say “Props that wasn’t that bad!”

  • @cin9842
    @cin9842 3 роки тому +10

    This guy is funny. He can be on SNL.

  • @deadaccountlmfao
    @deadaccountlmfao Рік тому +1

    all of this would actually be a bonus to dating him, i've found him attractive ever since seeing pdd pre-snl

  • @karenalbarreto
    @karenalbarreto 3 роки тому +2

    Get this skit on SNL already!
    -Please don't ignore.

  • @supplyingtheswag2814
    @supplyingtheswag2814 3 роки тому +2

    It’s the full container of onion powder for me

  • @thatguyecoli5292
    @thatguyecoli5292 3 роки тому +22

    I choke on everything I eat

    • @oliviarogringo
      @oliviarogringo 3 роки тому +7

      He chokes on everything he eats

    • @Jay-xh9dl
      @Jay-xh9dl 3 роки тому +3

      @@oliviarogringo He chokes every time he eats

  • @Paper.Pals.Comedy
    @Paper.Pals.Comedy Рік тому

    It's the Zara Men tag hanging out of his shirt for me. LOL

  • @ArtyMars
    @ArtyMars 2 роки тому +2

    My ginger fever is off the rails for this boy kill me

  • @carlmichaels6562
    @carlmichaels6562 3 роки тому +3

    I was so ready to say "yeeeeeeeessssss!" And then there was that last bit about the teenaged daughters. 😕
    Lol Loved this video.

  • @lounefitzgerald6882
    @lounefitzgerald6882 3 роки тому +1

    I'm so lonely rn i am honestly down even with these standarts 😩

  • @akademikz23
    @akademikz23 2 роки тому

    i like the taxes line because its so speficically in a time period when only taxes can be done. scientist.

  • @jmmoore0527
    @jmmoore0527 3 роки тому +3

    ive never subscribed so fast in my life who is this guy doesnt matter sub for life

  • @nedflanders2943
    @nedflanders2943 3 роки тому +4

    He looks like a male, ginger version of Kate McKinnon

  • @izzybitsyspider03
    @izzybitsyspider03 3 роки тому +2

    With that box of maizena on the picnic blanket, I would actually buy it if he said he was Latino

  • @daphne-blue
    @daphne-blue 3 роки тому +6

    honestly you're way outta my league 💙

  • @akademikz23
    @akademikz23 2 роки тому

    lol that gasping for breath got me

  • @1015SaturdayNight
    @1015SaturdayNight 3 роки тому +6

    Totally dated this guy in my 20s, totally don't need therapy or anything

  • @everberry51
    @everberry51 3 роки тому +1

    MAIZENA 😂😂😭

  • @kamielmach
    @kamielmach 3 роки тому

    The exhale "I can't breathe without you." 😂😂

  • @statticuproar
    @statticuproar 3 роки тому

    Most underrated self skit youtuber

  • @unownnnn
    @unownnnn 2 роки тому

    Ok the latino line got me good 😭😂

  • @katsmenagerie106
    @katsmenagerie106 3 роки тому +2

    Eyyyy I choke on everything I eat AND most beverages. You've gotta up your game!

  • @DallasFoodBlogger
    @DallasFoodBlogger 3 роки тому +10

    I’ll take the night shift. Hope that’s cool

  • @JaviGiron-f7l
    @JaviGiron-f7l 4 місяці тому +1

    i'm in.

  • @DiederickABecker
    @DiederickABecker 3 роки тому +4

    Sounds great. Let's get this going! I hope you're still available...
    One question though: how do you have three teenage daughters when you're in your 20's?

  • @Idiot_Savant02
    @Idiot_Savant02 2 роки тому +1

    I’m genuinely concerned that this made me laugh as hard as it did. I laughed a very average amount, but still.

  • @MollyMeador
    @MollyMeador 3 роки тому +3

    why is this attractive

  • @redmapelleaf
    @redmapelleaf 3 роки тому +1

    The end killed me

  • @glitterspray
    @glitterspray 2 роки тому

    I’m ready dude. Let’s get in touch 💙💙💙

  • @bagubagu11
    @bagubagu11 2 роки тому

    the maizena corn starch 😂

  • @mackenziemarden451
    @mackenziemarden451 3 роки тому +7

    Okay but how did you know I love PG-13 Justin Long movies???

  • @cocobc3516
    @cocobc3516 3 роки тому +1

    My OWN little cow? Fuck it, I´m in

  • @jillianelise5
    @jillianelise5 3 роки тому +1

    1:16 HAHAHHA THIS ONE HURT

  • @kyleiwalker3603
    @kyleiwalker3603 3 роки тому +1

    "i choke on everything i eat" 😭

  • @boqbloblo
    @boqbloblo 3 роки тому

    I love how it keeps escalating

  • @joeyjojomcjo
    @joeyjojomcjo 2 роки тому +1

    I'm into it.

  • @julia-wd4nb
    @julia-wd4nb 3 роки тому +2

    lowkey this doesnt sound that bad....... except i started dying laughing every other word he said

  • @androgynousandy4538
    @androgynousandy4538 3 роки тому

    the biden one killed me

  • @saegelily
    @saegelily 2 роки тому

    starting laughing at the big bottle of onion powder and didn't stop

  • @jessicagoing1570
    @jessicagoing1570 3 роки тому +3

    Like talk to your doctor about the choking but I’m pretty sure you can fix that with Prilosec once a day.

  • @combat_chameleon
    @combat_chameleon 3 роки тому

    0:41 way too accurate, should i be worried

  • @Random_Woman
    @Random_Woman 3 роки тому

    This is the most random thing I’ve seen on the Internet all day 😂✔️

  • @AlisonChains13
    @AlisonChains13 3 роки тому +1

    Onion powder and tonic water on the picnic💘

  • @Caly19977
    @Caly19977 3 роки тому +2

    I'll eat grass, I'll be your little cow lol

  • @Jimmyboygohome
    @Jimmyboygohome 3 роки тому

    This is such an SNL skit

  • @Roger1488gasjews
    @Roger1488gasjews 3 роки тому +1

    I'm not gay but a margarita pizza is a margarita pizza

  • @tearsofawaterfall2656
    @tearsofawaterfall2656 3 роки тому +1

    Johnny’s tinder profile before he met Mavis