That shit works too, my Uncle got preferential hiring by the state of Florida as some kind of liaison to the Hispanic community. Our last name is Welsh, and we definitely didn't migrate to the US through any part of Latin America, or even Spain. To be fair, he does speak Spanish, but.... It's just a whole face palm.
He said Latino not "a Hispanic" those are wildly different as Hispanic literally means white (from spain or descended from) whereas Latino means Latin American (white people live there too tho). Just fyi it's rude to say "a" before a people as if they're an object like you're not a black, a brown, or a white unless you add person/people after it it's disrespectful.
love the continuity between him choking on everything he eats and making broth every night for dinner instead of solid food ... there's lore here, there's layers
"okay props, that wasnt that bad" reminds me of when my ex would always "congratulations, that was a big word" whenever I said a "big word." If he didn't know said word, he would insist I was using it wrong, then get mad when he would look it up and I was right 🥰
omg this is the absolute best & you do not fail to make me laugh my ass off. thank you for being golden & sharing your hilarity with the world, cutieeee
The maizena instantly took me out, had to stop the video. "I'll be your little cow" it's insane as well. I don't understand the small amount of comments/likes
I literally only watch the movie dodgeball, have a ginger for a mom and a friend for a latino, and I am willing to learn the heimliche maneuver and how to spell it. Consider my handkerchief indubitably dropped fine gentleman.
Sounds great. Let's get this going! I hope you're still available... One question though: how do you have three teenage daughters when you're in your 20's?
the gaslighting into thinking you’re a hispanic so you can’t be racist rly got me
Wild to think of white as snow Argentinians pulling a "I'm Hispanic so I can't be racist" card
i have been personally victimized by this recently
That shit works too, my Uncle got preferential hiring by the state of Florida as some kind of liaison to the Hispanic community. Our last name is Welsh, and we definitely didn't migrate to the US through any part of Latin America, or even Spain. To be fair, he does speak Spanish, but.... It's just a whole face palm.
He said Latino not "a Hispanic" those are wildly different as Hispanic literally means white (from spain or descended from) whereas Latino means Latin American (white people live there too tho). Just fyi it's rude to say "a" before a people as if they're an object like you're not a black, a brown, or a white unless you add person/people after it it's disrespectful.
@@samaraisnt something tells me you’re a white
“I’ll eat grass. I’ll be your little cow.” most romantic statement ever 😍🫀
He's only two letters off.
@@tinnagigja3723 :o ?
💯💯💘😩
@@hoshiko4363 💀
I call my special needs pittie my little cow lol 🐮 🤍
love the continuity between him choking on everything he eats and making broth every night for dinner instead of solid food ... there's lore here, there's layers
the tag on the shirt really brings it all together
Zara Man - haha! I wonder if he returned it the same day.
😂😂😂😂😂
I KNOW I DIED
Thx!
I had to go back and look again, thx-lol!
“I can’t breathe when I’m without you.” That smile that flashes into something darker gets me every time.
You had me at "do your taxes"
Every single day
That’s every day
Spotless house taxes done and a margarita pizza in bed and that’s every day
He never said he would do them correctly though….
Right? Same. And if he has to do them for me daily I must be LOADED
everynight for dinner I'll make BROTH absolutely killed me 😂😂
You gotta have balance with the daily breakfast pizza, y'know..
Ben's keto friendly
I am unironically in love with him
Sorry but you're gonna have to fight me for him 😂
Our generation’s Conan O’Brien
Same
@@devorafreundlich1578 But without the annoying laugh
He's so damn cute
"We can have sex, but I won't like it" was the line for me. Gave me such a nice laugh.
"Ughhhh! Please!" is the runner up.
As someone that chokes on almost everything I eat due to my esophageal cancer, I find this to be very relatable humor.
I literally, accidentally read this as, "I find this to be very relatable tumor."
@@develupa bro that was both terrible and awesome
@@AtlasGaming001 @Hendrik thought 'humor' was 'tumor' and I thought 'both' said 'broth' when I read your comment What is going on!!!!!!
@@byancaevans512 That was broth terrible and awesome 😂🤣
This dude packs the perfect picnic. Loose uncooked corn, a jar of tomato sauce, some onion powder and a full pack of tonic water? Bone apple teets!
"you can always pick the movie as long as it's a pg-13 comedy starring justin long" jokes on u my guy bc that's actually the dream
the irony being that he's attractive and funny and could probably pull anyone if he just acted half normal
This is the most random video. LOL
he could pull anyone acting the way he already does lol
I like him because he doesn't act half "normal." Anyone who thinks they're "normal" is fake.
He's ginger though.
@@fightingirish5755 ANDDDDDD????
The long grunt and the “please” is what gets me 😂
“Focus on the pedal”…”my parents got a divorce and said it was because of me” I’m dying. This is someone I want as a best friend.
There’s an entire different video he needs to make for girls just wanting to be best friends 💀
"We can have sex, but I won't like it" kills me every single time
You had me at margarita pizza and broth. You are the man for me. The "significant otters" only sealed an already done deal.
This is hilarious, just found you via SNL short.
Oh my God this is the SNL short guy?! That just makes it even better.
Please don’t destroy?
the wind in his hair, the background music, all his facial expressions make it seem serious then nope! hilarious!
"okay props, that wasnt that bad" reminds me of when my ex would always "congratulations, that was a big word" whenever I said a "big word." If he didn't know said word, he would insist I was using it wrong, then get mad when he would look it up and I was right 🥰
That sounds awful
@@essjaybeee it was terrible lol
Fucking yuck
you had me until 3 teenage daughters
Same 😂
I draw the line there
Okay, but, he's actually super attractive though.
This guy is literally 1/3 of 3 sad virgins tho
@@seanreidy2584
Sad virgins on Dune, no less!
I agree. I guess it's because I have a thing for gingers.
a Margherita pizza every morning can't possibly be healthy...
make it every other morning and I'm in
The Hillary and bill thing gets me every time
It’s “I choke on everything I eat” for me
You had me at “ I’ve done your taxes for you”
You had me at He-imlich. Great job on SNL! P.s. the grass is greener on this side of the Atlantic
haha love the absolutely random assortment of picnic food
love that you kept the tag on the shirt to return it
"I'll gaslight you into thinking I'm Latino qnd that I can't be racist"
Funniest line ever
“We can have sex, but I won’t like it”
Dude, same! Asexual rep ftw
I am baffled by my unironic crush on this man
omg this is the absolute best & you do not fail to make me laugh my ass off. thank you for being golden & sharing your hilarity with the world, cutieeee
The lackadaisical leg swinging , 10/10
I think the otters are a sign we belong together.
My parents straight up said it was my fault lmao
You had me at ‘I’ll be your little cow’ 🥺🔪
This made me really want to date him
…is there like a number to fax or a P.O. box to send in our applications, or …?
i love this bc i have no idea who’s the butt of this joke lolol absolutely killed it with the no context
“i choke on everything I eat” 🤣🤣🤣
The broth line was so raw I loved it
The maizena instantly took me out, had to stop the video. "I'll be your little cow" it's insane as well. I don't understand the small amount of comments/likes
I knew this would be funny ....but wow ... It exceeded my expectations lmaoooo amazing
Lmao. You bought me at "I'll be Hillary and you can be Bill". Let's do it! Hyaaaaa!
the huge bottle of onion powder on a picnic blanket is a power date move
"Every night for dinner I make broth. Cuz he chokes on everything he eats." This boys has some soupy stool.
I literally only watch the movie dodgeball, have a ginger for a mom and a friend for a latino, and I am willing to learn the heimliche maneuver and how to spell it. Consider my handkerchief indubitably dropped fine gentleman.
You get a like for the line about making broth for dinner every night. It got an actual laugh and not the standard watching you tube alone snort.
It’s the fancy jarred tomato sauce, onion powder, marshmallows, corn starch, ears of corn, and Fever Tree for me 😭😩🤚🏼
This is the funniest thing ever.
Looking into the dazzling eyes of a Ginger gets me every time.
I'm in love, no joke.
If you crack a funny joke, I’ll say “Props that wasn’t that bad!”
This guy is funny. He can be on SNL.
I don't know.... This is giving some sad virgin energy
He is.
What a mean thing to say...
all of this would actually be a bonus to dating him, i've found him attractive ever since seeing pdd pre-snl
Get this skit on SNL already!
-Please don't ignore.
It’s the full container of onion powder for me
I choke on everything I eat
He chokes on everything he eats
@@oliviarogringo He chokes every time he eats
It's the Zara Men tag hanging out of his shirt for me. LOL
My ginger fever is off the rails for this boy kill me
I am gasping for air 🥰
@@gianlucaspinato9817 😬☠️
I was so ready to say "yeeeeeeeessssss!" And then there was that last bit about the teenaged daughters. 😕
Lol Loved this video.
I'm so lonely rn i am honestly down even with these standarts 😩
i like the taxes line because its so speficically in a time period when only taxes can be done. scientist.
ive never subscribed so fast in my life who is this guy doesnt matter sub for life
He looks like a male, ginger version of Kate McKinnon
With that box of maizena on the picnic blanket, I would actually buy it if he said he was Latino
honestly you're way outta my league 💙
lol that gasping for breath got me
Totally dated this guy in my 20s, totally don't need therapy or anything
MAIZENA 😂😂😭
The exhale "I can't breathe without you." 😂😂
Most underrated self skit youtuber
Ok the latino line got me good 😭😂
Eyyyy I choke on everything I eat AND most beverages. You've gotta up your game!
I’ll take the night shift. Hope that’s cool
i'm in.
Sounds great. Let's get this going! I hope you're still available...
One question though: how do you have three teenage daughters when you're in your 20's?
I’m genuinely concerned that this made me laugh as hard as it did. I laughed a very average amount, but still.
why is this attractive
The end killed me
I’m ready dude. Let’s get in touch 💙💙💙
the maizena corn starch 😂
Okay but how did you know I love PG-13 Justin Long movies???
My OWN little cow? Fuck it, I´m in
1:16 HAHAHHA THIS ONE HURT
"i choke on everything i eat" 😭
I love how it keeps escalating
I'm into it.
lowkey this doesnt sound that bad....... except i started dying laughing every other word he said
the biden one killed me
starting laughing at the big bottle of onion powder and didn't stop
Like talk to your doctor about the choking but I’m pretty sure you can fix that with Prilosec once a day.
0:41 way too accurate, should i be worried
This is the most random thing I’ve seen on the Internet all day 😂✔️
Onion powder and tonic water on the picnic💘
I'll eat grass, I'll be your little cow lol
This is such an SNL skit
I'm not gay but a margarita pizza is a margarita pizza
Johnny’s tinder profile before he met Mavis