"Heh, my childhood didn't effect me that much." *is so emotionally traumatized by shit that happened in my childhood that my emotional and mental maturity can be equated to a 14 year old*
That’s the neat part, trauma makes it so you never act or feel your own age ever again! Even when you work through the trauma you’ll just feel like a wise old grandma because you’ve experienced far more stress and general Situations than what any average person your age has experienced. ~ a weathered 67 year old with 6 years of therapy under their belt trapped in a 24 year old’s body
Me: I'm mentally a still partially a child! I'm doing now the childish things I didn't get to do when I was a child! Other people: She's such an old soul. Me: ... Still?!?
I don't think people realize just how much being told you're ugly messes you up. I used to get told that A LOT during middle school, which is really messed up in and of itself because I knew *very few* middle schoolers who are that put together that they don't look awkward or "ugly" in some way, and I'm 27 now and STILL think I'm not attractive most of the time. Don't get me wrong, there are moments when I can look at myself and think, "they were just assholes trying to hurt me and I actually am cute, if not pretty," but that self doubt comes creeping back in not long after. Words hurt. Think before you say them.
i'm forty, and have internalized the """"fact """" that i'm ugly to the point where my own fucking face is a huge source of dysmorphia for me so yeah fuckin mood.
I started getting called ugly when I was like 6 or 7 by my siblings. Which wouldn’t have been a big deal if my parents didn’t also join in on calling me ugly, and later, fat, then saying I needed to work on myself to not be ugly and fat when I was just a little baby still like. Hadn’t even left elementary school. And I wasn’t either of those things. I look back at pictures and think “wow what a cute little kid that’s not even remotely ugly or overweight, shame that smile hides a lot of inner turmoil though.” I’m 24 and it’s still a core issue I have with my parents. Like our relationship is obviously extremely rocky but because they want me back whenever I bring this up they go “but you ARE pretty 🥺” like. Bro. Do you not see the problem with what you just said? You’re doing it again. You’re doing the thing again where you equate my worth as a person to my looks. The point isn’t that I think I’m ugly because of you, the point is that you decided to tell a child that they’re ugly as a way to milk success out of them like a dairy cow and then “reward” them with love and compliments once they met your expectations of beauty and success as, again, *a literal baby.* Just, fuck you and your emotionally manipulative beauty games. I’m not playing anymore.
@@minaashido518 As a pan guy who finds everyone ranges from cute to breathtakingly beautiful to captivatingly unique, shut. I am the authority on pretty and I concur with AmorphousPrimordia that all the people in these comments are, at the very least, cute and pretty. Yes, even you, though that doubt does take you down to "kinda cute" and "would-smile-at pretty". (If you're a jerk though you're demoted to "bland like an IRS agent who's dead inside")
Ah, the is it trauma or Autism game... Once told my abusive parent I couldn't remember anyone's eye color, followed by being commanded into intense forced staring at her... Turns out I have face blindness and have to make an effort to mentally note things like that.
In my case, it's both. My parents were the only nice ones in my life. My brother enjoyed teasing me because I had entertaining reactions, my sister was budding narcissist and I mean in the literal sense not the metaphorical, kids at school thought I was ugly and weird, the teachers were looking for any excuse to either throw me into the special ed class or use me as a subject for discussion in some new life lesson PSA (or as a "role model" for the special ed kids as one teacher in middle school tried to pull), and my one "friend" in grade school only acknowledged me as a friend after school in the safety of my house because she didn't want to go home to her drunkard of a father. It took me changing schools in 4th grade for me to make any actual friends and make use of any of the social stills I'd been studying in my free time effectively. Sometimes I genuinely wonder how I turned out as ok as I am but then I start typing stuff like this out and I start crying so how emotionally stable I am seems to depend on very random factors.
no but I genuinely don't understand how people notice shit like that. you have to stand like a foot away from someone under normal indoor light to see that, eyes are small and poorly lit. the best I ever managed was noticing if people had especially light or dark eyes. my gf has eyes which are a beautiful pale grey, they're so bright they're like moons. I noticed that fairly quick after meeting her cause they were so incredibly pale. on the other hand I didn't know for sure whether my parents' eyes were dark grey or brown until I asked them once at around age 12.
@@ebonyblack4563 yeah, animals are much easier to notice, either because the eye is different enough, big enough, or the species has already a type of eye for their genetics, I discovered that the race of one of my dogs has central heterochromia, much more easy to notice than my entire family having shades of brown.
Fun fact: I’m a potent combo of “bullied for nine consecutive years”, “bad at picking up on subtext and nonverbal cues”, and “subterranean self-esteem” so I just adamantly REFUSE to believe anyone is ever attracted to me 🙃
I will not take any disrespect towards the Sunfish! They are oversized pufferfish cousins that decided to be flat and I will support them in their decision!
I will not take any respect towards Sunfish! They take up so much calcium that they harm local ecosystems. They are simply too boney, reproduce way too much, and have few natural predators. They are distasteful and the only ocean creatures that deserve to live among dolphins.
Hey, being alone in the living room with that silent, pitch-black, rectangular portal to the monster dimension my parents call an "off TV" is scary as fuck!
"Off Tv" isnt that the punishment one from when you *looks at hand* get a bad grade in a class because the teacher didnt explain the material correctly so you werent able to understand ANY of the work you had to do and therefore got a C?
In old times, a podcaster could as well have been someone who harvests beans or peas or something. I will definitely keep that in mind as an NPC name for my next roleplaying campaign...
Back when last names were your profession, you didn't introduce yourself like you would today. The townsfolk would say "Oh, you'll want to speak with John the Fisher." Or you would say "I'm the local smith, Jack." So today, you would somehow be able to tell people your profession with every introduction without shoehorning it into the conversation and I feel like that would be an improvement.
try writing an invoice to someone in germany and get back to us if you don't address them as "Dr. Prof. Dr. Engineer Muller" it Doesn't Count as a legal document and they don't have to pay. i'm assuming it works the same for regular letters.
The thumbnail post literally has no right to be calling me out so fucking hard. Every day I think to myself "oh I'm not that fucked up" and then I have to explain to my roommate that I don't cook a lot because thanks to my childhood causing me severe mental issues I don't like to be in the kitchen for extended periods of time when another person is in the room, regardless of what they are doing or who it is.
Wait me too. I had a lot of food shaming done to me as a child and now I get anxious when other people are around when I cook/eat in the kitchen. I'm glad I'm not alone with my kitchen anxiety!
3:40 on a similar note: thinking of yourself as Beutiful and then thinking you're ugly while people still praise your beauty is also a weird asd feeling
0:59 I believe the correct term would be "Host", which sounds like a perfectly reasonable last name to me. As for acting-type careers, I dunno; I guess it depends on how big you are. Like... for major celebrities, they kind of make their career on their identities, so they'd probably just make up some wild surnames to distinguish themselves; but for someone who does acting for a living but isn't famous, they'd probably end up getting stuck with something that's important to their particular field ("Stage", "Set", "Booth" etc.) or, in particularly hilarious cases, whatever their biggest role was ("Hello, yes, my name is Jason Extra").
And here I am, frequently getting reminded of how much my childhood still affects me every time I listen to music and realize I'm listening to a band that was, at some point, featured in a Scooby Doo chase sequence.
And they say the internet is useless! You mentioned Vitamin D deficiency, which reminded me I forgot to take my supplements! Thanks, Patrick VoiceActor!
i too am afraid to sit in the living room. i had to stay out of he line of sight of my parents or risk them coming up with some reason to yell at me so i stood in the hallway and watched tv from there. now its so ingrained in me that even 11 years after leaving i still do the same thing when my roommates watching tv.
I wasn't afraid but by a certain time I had to be out of the living room and I could not leave my room. This meant if I wanted a drink or a snack, I had to yell and ask for it. And I always got it, but... It was HBO time. It did give me some living room avoidance later in life, though. After a while it was just a habit that I had to break because my parents realized that they may have screwed up slightly... but in their defense, even if The Sopranos was child appropriate (it was not) I wouldn't have been interested. Now... Six Feet Under? I started watching that stuff with my parents when I was eight. That might have been even worse.
Woah there. If Black Magic is affecting you, you are doing it wrong. Try asking for a volunteer to practice on. If that doesn't work, try to make some friends, I am sure you can... Summon something if you try hard enough. Note, for legal advice I must ask you to not summon Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, or Cthulhu.
[Black magic] is just magic not approved by The Church(TM), and they're insistent on never calling what they have magic no matter how obvious it is. Jesus is a mage, not a cleric.
3:37 God that's so true -_- In as early as grade school, I had a recuring issue where boys would try to set me up with their buddy because "He likes you, but he's just shy" and I was a desperately lonely undiagnosed autistic girl with a chunky body and hadn't grown into my glasses yet who just wanted one person to want to hang out with me on purpose so I would say yes and then the buddy would get teased for a week for being the boyfriend of the weird ugly girl. I wasn't even human enough to be the butt of the joke, I was just the prop. And I didn't even mind that since I was used to it but I did have an issue with the buddy blaming me for the whole thing, like, brah, you have bad friends, I'm just here. Anywho, high school comes around and I'm really not that much more attractive than I was before but I'm better at faking normal and I present a more friendly though controlled quirky personality that high schoolers are actually really chill with. Had a boy ask me out to the Valentines dance and meant it, had guys actually say nice things about me which was super weird, and not sure if the dude that offered to share all his various STDs with me on the bus counts or not but he existed. The one official boyfriend I had actually did think I was hot and he liked how nice I was. Weird as it is to say, I have never emotionally recovered from that one. It's really hard going my entire life convinced people would never find anything about me to be attracted to and later learning that it is absolutely possible. Makes my imposter syndrome spike big time.
There is a difference, and it comes down to armor resistance, black magic scales separately from exercise. Oh, and range, but as a bonus, exercise gets armor piercing upon consecutive hits to the same spot, meaning it's better for prolonged fights, while black magic is better at ranged combat.
We don't know their history. Maybe it was a viking sort of situation, where they had a farm and eventually decided to go into adventuring, settled a new land and founded their own kingdom
@@taylor_green_9 that's true. it could also be that they upgraded from farmers to royalty. we might never know. but hearing the neighbor country having an equally goofy german name, sounds rather like >german words sound majestic no matter what they mean
I’m sitting to think what my childhood affects I have, I thought about me being cheap from growing up poor but then for the last 3 months I stopped being that, there is war outside and many died, so now that It chilled in my area I come to the understanding that “life is short and you have no idea when you die. Seating on money wouldn’t help me if the enemy decided to break into my house torture and then burn me alive. So I will spend it on stuff that gives me some dopamine now.” I know something that still stay with me, I refuse to invite people to my stuff, art galleries I’m part off and such, because as a child no one came to my stuff or they were late in like 1-2 hours, so saving myself the embarrassment I refuse to invite anyone to anything , so I got a medal in a national competition and only said after to my family that I was part of it. I was on the news and I haven’t told anyone. I had my face plastered all over my city at some point and the only reason they know it was because they came to visit and saw my face everywhere, so ya. If you don’t have the drive to come and cheer your kids in their little stuff don’t be surprised later they don’t invite you for the big stuff. I didn’t even invite them to my high school graduation, my home room teacher did that because I refuse to do it, and they were late. I got called pretty most of my life, I’m an average + but I’m aroace, so having people sexually attracted to me gives me a flight or fight response, I’m shitting my pants every time a man hit on me, so that’s how that going on, now. If someone read this. Even if 99% of the world find you unattractive there is at least 70 million that find you attractive, this is like the whole population of Thailand and a bit more then the whole population of the uk, you are not ugly, they are dumb.
Imagine being afraid of sitting in the living room but you’re forced to because someone has to make sure their pets aren’t getting into stuff because nobody else is willing to… haha couldn’t be me haha..
Maybe try to change the perspective. It is not the living room, it is the zoo_lounge, the pet sanctuary, the jungle room. Just for the convenience of some normies there is a TV and a Couch, but you can make the room yours if you put the right thoughts into it.
3:37 yeah. Being a nerd is quite the Rollercoaster. Yesterday we were the subjects of scorn. Today we are the cool kids. Tomorrow we will either rule the world or bring about the robot apocalypse. If the zombie apocalypse doesn't happen first.
_We, as trans people, can choose our names freely, as we are under no social obligation to keep what we were given by our parents. We shed that bit of hierarchy the moment we realized who we were inside._ _By that extent, we can choose our last names. A part of the natural ecology is as equal a potential match as a true passion of the heart and soul._
3:39 THIS, i remember in highschool i got a dm from a friend who confessed to me that he liked me and i sat in the backseat confused as to why he liked me, i wasnt as pretty as those other highschool girls, i cant remember if i did respond or deleted the dm
0:46 as a genderfluid I can't believe I didn't know about this god tier superpower I have. I should practice my perfect parries so I can spite my dad now. Thanks.
Pat, I love your voice as Travis in the Aphmau MyStreet series. Would you mind making a video with the old Aphmau crew? Just a suggestion, but it would be nice to see Lizzy, Andy, and whoever voice acted for Laurance again!
I understand! Busy life, right? Totally get it. I just have three questions if you don't mind answering them. If you don't answer, that's fine too. How hard is it to become a voice actor? It it worth it to become a voice actor? How do you audition for things and about how much is your average salary? If you did read this, thank you again for replying to my previous comment and I wanted to let you know that I really appreciate you. Thanks!
"Heh, my childhood didn't effect me that much."
*is so emotionally traumatized by shit that happened in my childhood that my emotional and mental maturity can be equated to a 14 year old*
That’s the neat part, trauma makes it so you never act or feel your own age ever again! Even when you work through the trauma you’ll just feel like a wise old grandma because you’ve experienced far more stress and general Situations than what any average person your age has experienced.
~ a weathered 67 year old with 6 years of therapy under their belt trapped in a 24 year old’s body
Me: So how much do jars terrify you?
@@riverstyx7251This is genuinely how I feel. I am simultaneously 19 and 68, and my physical body is nowhere near either of those ages.
Me: I'm mentally a still partially a child! I'm doing now the childish things I didn't get to do when I was a child!
Other people: She's such an old soul.
Me: ... Still?!?
I don't think people realize just how much being told you're ugly messes you up. I used to get told that A LOT during middle school, which is really messed up in and of itself because I knew *very few* middle schoolers who are that put together that they don't look awkward or "ugly" in some way, and I'm 27 now and STILL think I'm not attractive most of the time. Don't get me wrong, there are moments when I can look at myself and think, "they were just assholes trying to hurt me and I actually am cute, if not pretty," but that self doubt comes creeping back in not long after. Words hurt. Think before you say them.
i'm forty, and have internalized the """"fact """" that i'm ugly to the point where my own fucking face is a huge source of dysmorphia for me so yeah
fuckin mood.
I started getting called ugly when I was like 6 or 7 by my siblings. Which wouldn’t have been a big deal if my parents didn’t also join in on calling me ugly, and later, fat, then saying I needed to work on myself to not be ugly and fat when I was just a little baby still like. Hadn’t even left elementary school. And I wasn’t either of those things. I look back at pictures and think “wow what a cute little kid that’s not even remotely ugly or overweight, shame that smile hides a lot of inner turmoil though.”
I’m 24 and it’s still a core issue I have with my parents. Like our relationship is obviously extremely rocky but because they want me back whenever I bring this up they go “but you ARE pretty 🥺” like. Bro. Do you not see the problem with what you just said? You’re doing it again. You’re doing the thing again where you equate my worth as a person to my looks. The point isn’t that I think I’m ugly because of you, the point is that you decided to tell a child that they’re ugly as a way to milk success out of them like a dairy cow and then “reward” them with love and compliments once they met your expectations of beauty and success as, again, *a literal baby.* Just, fuck you and your emotionally manipulative beauty games. I’m not playing anymore.
You're incredibly good looking, don't worry
@@amorphousprimordiayou haven’t seen them
@@minaashido518 As a pan guy who finds everyone ranges from cute to breathtakingly beautiful to captivatingly unique, shut.
I am the authority on pretty and I concur with AmorphousPrimordia that all the people in these comments are, at the very least, cute and pretty.
Yes, even you, though that doubt does take you down to "kinda cute" and "would-smile-at pretty".
(If you're a jerk though you're demoted to "bland like an IRS agent who's dead inside")
Ah, the is it trauma or Autism game...
Once told my abusive parent I couldn't remember anyone's eye color, followed by being commanded into intense forced staring at her... Turns out I have face blindness and have to make an effort to mentally note things like that.
In my case, it's both. My parents were the only nice ones in my life. My brother enjoyed teasing me because I had entertaining reactions, my sister was budding narcissist and I mean in the literal sense not the metaphorical, kids at school thought I was ugly and weird, the teachers were looking for any excuse to either throw me into the special ed class or use me as a subject for discussion in some new life lesson PSA (or as a "role model" for the special ed kids as one teacher in middle school tried to pull), and my one "friend" in grade school only acknowledged me as a friend after school in the safety of my house because she didn't want to go home to her drunkard of a father. It took me changing schools in 4th grade for me to make any actual friends and make use of any of the social stills I'd been studying in my free time effectively. Sometimes I genuinely wonder how I turned out as ok as I am but then I start typing stuff like this out and I start crying so how emotionally stable I am seems to depend on very random factors.
@@Takisan111 I hope getting such things out helps.
no but I genuinely don't understand how people notice shit like that. you have to stand like a foot away from someone under normal indoor light to see that, eyes are small and poorly lit. the best I ever managed was noticing if people had especially light or dark eyes. my gf has eyes which are a beautiful pale grey, they're so bright they're like moons. I noticed that fairly quick after meeting her cause they were so incredibly pale. on the other hand I didn't know for sure whether my parents' eyes were dark grey or brown until I asked them once at around age 12.
@@comradewindowsill4253 I feel so much of that. I do notice eye color on animals way more often.
@@ebonyblack4563 yeah, animals are much easier to notice, either because the eye is different enough, big enough, or the species has already a type of eye for their genetics, I discovered that the race of one of my dogs has central heterochromia, much more easy to notice than my entire family having shades of brown.
I wouldn’t call tumblr just an animal, it’s more like a cryptid, and everyone who uses it is a cryptid researcher
I'm not. I am a cryptid too. Livin' off it's back like a lil tick
I AM a cryptid
Fun fact: I’m a potent combo of “bullied for nine consecutive years”, “bad at picking up on subtext and nonverbal cues”, and “subterranean self-esteem” so I just adamantly REFUSE to believe anyone is ever attracted to me 🙃
AYYYYY SAME
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I will not take any disrespect towards the Sunfish! They are oversized pufferfish cousins that decided to be flat and I will support them in their decision!
They're only defense is that they're absurdly big. They're slow AND stupid. The best animal.
I will not take any respect towards Sunfish! They take up so much calcium that they harm local ecosystems. They are simply too boney, reproduce way too much, and have few natural predators. They are distasteful and the only ocean creatures that deserve to live among dolphins.
I don’t support them
Their flatness is degeneracy of the highest order
They even got a mobile game that if I'm correct is based of them
If I remember correctly they just chillin
Hey, being alone in the living room with that silent, pitch-black, rectangular portal to the monster dimension my parents call an "off TV" is scary as fuck!
"Off Tv" isnt that the punishment one from when you *looks at hand* get a bad grade in a class because the teacher didnt explain the material correctly so you werent able to understand ANY of the work you had to do and therefore got a C?
3:54
So cool that Mario can _be the rent_ and that doesn’t mean something like having to sell your organs.
Hes selling his head, which is made of gold
Mario gives you his liver now instead of taking it
thanks mario. i love you. i can finally afford an apartment in this economy thanks to you.
@@GoroAkechi_Real *This* liver *won't* let you die.
1:15 Now imagine a bodybuilder that practices black magic. I'd call that person an 𝙀𝙭𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙞𝙨𝙩.
Here's my like, now get out.
In old times, a podcaster could as well have been someone who harvests beans or peas or something. I will definitely keep that in mind as an NPC name for my next roleplaying campaign...
*pea-based Wizardry*
@@noxthedremoralord2683 I think that'd be called pisomancy
Back when last names were your profession, you didn't introduce yourself like you would today. The townsfolk would say "Oh, you'll want to speak with John the Fisher." Or you would say "I'm the local smith, Jack." So today, you would somehow be able to tell people your profession with every introduction without shoehorning it into the conversation and I feel like that would be an improvement.
try writing an invoice to someone in germany and get back to us
if you don't address them as "Dr. Prof. Dr. Engineer Muller" it Doesn't Count as a legal document and they don't have to pay. i'm assuming it works the same for regular letters.
@@limejet Those are more like titles than jobs, though. You don't stop being a doctor just because you work as a barista at Starbucks, after all.
@@StapleCactus yeah bad example, main thing is you need to address it with job title.
The thumbnail post literally has no right to be calling me out so fucking hard. Every day I think to myself "oh I'm not that fucked up" and then I have to explain to my roommate that I don't cook a lot because thanks to my childhood causing me severe mental issues I don't like to be in the kitchen for extended periods of time when another person is in the room, regardless of what they are doing or who it is.
Wait me too. I had a lot of food shaming done to me as a child and now I get anxious when other people are around when I cook/eat in the kitchen. I'm glad I'm not alone with my kitchen anxiety!
Ok but Streamer would unironically be a cool last name to have.
"Surgeon" would be a cool one too, I wanna be a Ms. Surgeon. Partly because I'm interested in medicine, maybe I'll become a surgeon idk
HONDUARN WHITE BAT!!!! ONE OF MY FAVORITE BATS EVER!!!! THEY SLEEP IN GROUPS IN BIG TREE LEAVES LOOK THEM UP NOW
FINE. I WILL!!!!
'making me do the wholesome stuff, mumble mumble, cute little fluff balls.'
I've already look them up before but OMG THEY ARE ADORABLE. SO SMALL!
@@Unoriginal_SpamtonFan YES! If you wanna see an even smaller bat species look up the bumblebee bat!!! It's the smallest bat species in the world!
Ever learn about an animal and wonder why it isn’t a pokemon yet?
@@deadlydingus1138 all the time
3:40 on a similar note: thinking of yourself as Beutiful and then thinking you're ugly while people still praise your beauty is also a weird asd feeling
0:59 I believe the correct term would be "Host", which sounds like a perfectly reasonable last name to me. As for acting-type careers, I dunno; I guess it depends on how big you are. Like... for major celebrities, they kind of make their career on their identities, so they'd probably just make up some wild surnames to distinguish themselves; but for someone who does acting for a living but isn't famous, they'd probably end up getting stuck with something that's important to their particular field ("Stage", "Set", "Booth" etc.) or, in particularly hilarious cases, whatever their biggest role was ("Hello, yes, my name is Jason Extra").
John Wilkes Booth was indeed an actor
Don't you mean John Attempted Revolutionary-Actor@@comradewindowsill4253
And here I am, frequently getting reminded of how much my childhood still affects me every time I listen to music and realize I'm listening to a band that was, at some point, featured in a Scooby Doo chase sequence.
And they say the internet is useless!
You mentioned Vitamin D deficiency, which reminded me I forgot to take my supplements!
Thanks, Patrick VoiceActor!
i too am afraid to sit in the living room. i had to stay out of he line of sight of my parents or risk them coming up with some reason to yell at me so i stood in the hallway and watched tv from there. now its so ingrained in me that even 11 years after leaving i still do the same thing when my roommates watching tv.
I wasn't afraid but by a certain time I had to be out of the living room and I could not leave my room. This meant if I wanted a drink or a snack, I had to yell and ask for it. And I always got it, but... It was HBO time.
It did give me some living room avoidance later in life, though. After a while it was just a habit that I had to break because my parents realized that they may have screwed up slightly... but in their defense, even if The Sopranos was child appropriate (it was not) I wouldn't have been interested. Now... Six Feet Under? I started watching that stuff with my parents when I was eight. That might have been even worse.
Me: "My childhood does not imact me that much."
The doors of my old scouts building being open: "bet"
0:41
Just like this guy fumbled the colouring on “just”, apparently.
I mean instead of Patrick Voiceactorman you could be…ahem…
PM SAY-MORE
3:30 premise for the new Percy Jackson spinoff
I thought a tumbler just polished rocks, now I learn it engraves animal memes on them?! I think I need me one of those.
3:38 I believe the word we're looking for here is "trauma"
3:36 ah yes, the good old Percy Jackson explanation
I like how the new years being winter only effects half the world like it isn't a skill issue
0:03 I just checked, and this post is already close to 2,000 notes. Keep it up, Tumblr!
1:45 And just like that, I understand the final boss of Sonic Adventure 2.
Woah there. If Black Magic is affecting you, you are doing it wrong. Try asking for a volunteer to practice on. If that doesn't work, try to make some friends, I am sure you can... Summon something if you try hard enough. Note, for legal advice I must ask you to not summon Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, or Cthulhu.
Yeah never summon yog-sothoth that didnt exactly work out well for the asgardians and their rainbow train
Okay, Azathoth makes sense, there was a treaty in 2012 banning that because the world almost ended, and cthulu is just to nasic, But why Yog-sothoth?
Got it! Shall summon Shub-Niggurath and Chernobog.
DONT MENTION "ITS" NAME!
[Black magic] is just magic not approved by The Church(TM), and they're insistent on never calling what they have magic no matter how obvious it is.
Jesus is a mage, not a cleric.
0:59
Artemas Fastfoodworker
Mario turning to gold and saying "imma the rent now!" Got me good
1:35 that video actually goes into detail on why sunfish are great animals
3:37 God that's so true -_- In as early as grade school, I had a recuring issue where boys would try to set me up with their buddy because "He likes you, but he's just shy" and I was a desperately lonely undiagnosed autistic girl with a chunky body and hadn't grown into my glasses yet who just wanted one person to want to hang out with me on purpose so I would say yes and then the buddy would get teased for a week for being the boyfriend of the weird ugly girl. I wasn't even human enough to be the butt of the joke, I was just the prop. And I didn't even mind that since I was used to it but I did have an issue with the buddy blaming me for the whole thing, like, brah, you have bad friends, I'm just here. Anywho, high school comes around and I'm really not that much more attractive than I was before but I'm better at faking normal and I present a more friendly though controlled quirky personality that high schoolers are actually really chill with. Had a boy ask me out to the Valentines dance and meant it, had guys actually say nice things about me which was super weird, and not sure if the dude that offered to share all his various STDs with me on the bus counts or not but he existed. The one official boyfriend I had actually did think I was hot and he liked how nice I was. Weird as it is to say, I have never emotionally recovered from that one. It's really hard going my entire life convinced people would never find anything about me to be attracted to and later learning that it is absolutely possible. Makes my imposter syndrome spike big time.
Wait but this is so similar to my experience I was actually flabbergasted. Being the prop in jokes played on other people. I'm sorry for both of us
This still happens to me on a regular basis.
That bat has the pissed shadow face. Also why does podcaster sound like a druid wizard multi class?
1:00 they do. They're just video game chaaracter now.
Ever heard of Sans Undertale?
There is a difference, and it comes down to armor resistance, black magic scales separately from exercise. Oh, and range, but as a bonus, exercise gets armor piercing upon consecutive hits to the same spot, meaning it's better for prolonged fights, while black magic is better at ranged combat.
Blessing bat is also known as a northern ghost bat
3:09 wow pm seymour truly is a skilled voice actor
0:00 that person has reached over 20,000 notes and will hopefully be going to therapy soon!
asked my parents and they said no ;-;
@@resdanmeienthusiast oh I’m really sorry to hear that, I hope you can therapy one day
1:06 the no 1 reason I'm laughing at the Bauer(farmer) family from a medieval european anime which is actually a royal family.
We don't know their history. Maybe it was a viking sort of situation, where they had a farm and eventually decided to go into adventuring, settled a new land and founded their own kingdom
@@taylor_green_9 that's true. it could also be that they upgraded from farmers to royalty. we might never know. but hearing the neighbor country having an equally goofy german name, sounds rather like >german words sound majestic no matter what they mean
"I own the food" sounds like a perfectly reasonable reason to become king. Just ask the History of Japan, I Guess.
@@Mirality "I farmed the food and now everyone has to listen to me" should be also followed nowadays, ngl
Most of the voice actors I've seen online have their username as *Name*VA. So yeah, we still do that.
Ah yes, Jonathan Podcaster. Formerly Johnathan Steampunk-band-man.
This is a reference a select few get to enjoy.
I love how Johnny Sims is the face of the fiction podcast world now
0:42 The t on the word "just" isn't the same color. If I have to lve with it, so do you.
I saw the post about January and decided I have an unfair advantage since I live in the stovetop of the US.
Survive is strangely accurate, since I developed a new blood condition shortly before Christmas...
having to get your shit together in january is no easier in the southern hemisphere
we may not be freezing but damn can that summer heat
I’m sitting to think what my childhood affects I have, I thought about me being cheap from growing up poor but then for the last 3 months I stopped being that, there is war outside and many died, so now that It chilled in my area I come to the understanding that “life is short and you have no idea when you die. Seating on money wouldn’t help me if the enemy decided to break into my house torture and then burn me alive. So I will spend it on stuff that gives me some dopamine now.”
I know something that still stay with me, I refuse to invite people to my stuff, art galleries I’m part off and such, because as a child no one came to my stuff or they were late in like 1-2 hours, so saving myself the embarrassment I refuse to invite anyone to anything , so I got a medal in a national competition and only said after to my family that I was part of it. I was on the news and I haven’t told anyone. I had my face plastered all over my city at some point and the only reason they know it was because they came to visit and saw my face everywhere, so ya. If you don’t have the drive to come and cheer your kids in their little stuff don’t be surprised later they don’t invite you for the big stuff. I didn’t even invite them to my high school graduation, my home room teacher did that because I refuse to do it, and they were late.
I got called pretty most of my life, I’m an average + but I’m aroace, so having people sexually attracted to me gives me a flight or fight response, I’m shitting my pants every time a man hit on me, so that’s how that going on, now. If someone read this. Even if 99% of the world find you unattractive there is at least 70 million that find you attractive, this is like the whole population of Thailand and a bit more then the whole population of the uk, you are not ugly, they are dumb.
oh, this is very recent! NEW VIDEO SMELL!
I get the sitting in the living room thing tho
P.M weaponises his fanbase upon the first post
Imagine being afraid of sitting in the living room but you’re forced to because someone has to make sure their pets aren’t getting into stuff because nobody else is willing to… haha couldn’t be me haha..
Maybe try to change the perspective. It is not the living room, it is the zoo_lounge, the pet sanctuary, the jungle room. Just for the convenience of some normies there is a TV and a Couch, but you can make the room yours if you put the right thoughts into it.
I WAS SO SURPRISED WHEN I SAW THE FIRST POST BC I CONTRIBUTED TO IT LMAO
It has only been 11 hours and the first post on this video has already gotten 3k notes.
Some guy: "my childhood doesn't affect me that much"
Me: Sooo how much do you like *jars?*
Omg I have indeed been blessed. Lookit that tiny fuzzy baby! I love him. _snuggles the blessing bat_
1:33
They would speak ill of the Mambo?
THE GIANT SHIELD FISH!?
Shield bash this mans to oblivion.
3:37 yeah. Being a nerd is quite the Rollercoaster. Yesterday we were the subjects of scorn. Today we are the cool kids. Tomorrow we will either rule the world or bring about the robot apocalypse. If the zombie apocalypse doesn't happen first.
2:18 i forget some people's new year is in winter
2:07 SOLUTION: Live in latinoamerice (or australia if you like spiders idk) (it's summer in new years thats all i can tell you)
I immediately thought of Chinese New Year. Don't even know for sure when that is, but I thought it was in spring
2:50 No wonder they can use only knives (light weapons).
3:37 i have never related to something so hard in my life
_We, as trans people, can choose our names freely, as we are under no social obligation to keep what we were given by our parents. We shed that bit of hierarchy the moment we realized who we were inside._
_By that extent, we can choose our last names. A part of the natural ecology is as equal a potential match as a true passion of the heart and soul._
2:07 Laughs in southern hemisphere.
2:18 - I feel that!! I feel that IN MY SOUL... and my poor Vitamin D-less skin...
0:55
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1-frame MASTER!!
The australian lungfish joke sounded like Zoidberg
I'm loving all these fish related posts in this video!
Fun fact, February 12 is my birthday. And I think I just found my most wanted present.
It’s mine too!! That’s why I made it the date lol
1:51 yes, the perfect being does exist, and you created her, pm
her name is cyana
I saw the first one on my dash the other day. it had over 14k notes lol
“Imma the rent now, yahoo!”
mario just turning into rent is the funnyest thing ive seen
John Tomeseller, thats me☆
Bippity acclimated,
*Now I'm Motivated*
3:39 THIS, i remember in highschool i got a dm from a friend who confessed to me that he liked me and i sat in the backseat confused as to why he liked me, i wasnt as pretty as those other highschool girls, i cant remember if i did respond or deleted the dm
1:27 exercise is kaioken
Oh, @massivemilkbags, you never fail to make me chortle.
1:21 So what I'm hearing is that I can do black magic instead of exercise.
The choice to do black magic instead of exercise is ALWAYS there. Always.
1:00 You fool, you forgot about stay at home mothers.
Oh god no it's her...
*_JO MAMA_*
I made my 2023 New Years resolutions in April
0:45 soooo... Just tumblr
1:08
you mean like John Kalbus?
0:46 as a genderfluid I can't believe I didn't know about this god tier superpower I have. I should practice my perfect parries so I can spite my dad now. Thanks.
oh hey, a super duper fresh video, i love that new vid smell
0:46 how to drastically change the mood of christmas dinner and the trajectory of your family's lives
1:01 Omg… this means Sans Undertale could have been a valid name!
The first post has reached 10k! :]
"This is my daughter, Samantha Onlyfans"
Is that PM Seymore?
No, the background’s too fancy.
NOW WAIT, PATRICK VOUCE ACTOR MAN HAS A NEW FANCY BACKGROUND!!!!!
edit: misspelled ‘back round’
That's not the only word....
Me, reading the thumbnail:
...oh.
Sweatermuppet out here calling me out…
i feel like tumblr is fumblr technacally
Patrick mouthactor can be you new last name it still matches with the pm
Pat, I love your voice as Travis in the Aphmau MyStreet series. Would you mind making a video with the old Aphmau crew? Just a suggestion, but it would be nice to see Lizzy, Andy, and whoever voice acted for Laurance again!
Laurance was voiced by Sebastian Todd (at least I think that was his last name…)
That’s up to Aphmau to decide, not me :)
I understand! Busy life, right? Totally get it. I just have three questions if you don't mind answering them. If you don't answer, that's fine too.
How hard is it to become a voice actor?
It it worth it to become a voice actor?
How do you audition for things and about how much is your average salary?
If you did read this, thank you again for replying to my previous comment and I wanted to let you know that I really appreciate you. Thanks!
John Twitch, John UA-cam, Sans Undertale
Praise the sun (fish) \o/
Sit?? In the living room?? WHERE I LIVE???
3:42 Monsters: ...yeah... HMMM
I still am not used to the new backround 😢
HIIII I KNOW THE FIRST PERSON WE'RE ONLINE FRIENDS! LETS GET THEM TO THERAPY!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!
YEAH!!!!! (Please get me therapy please get me therapy please get me therapy)