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Jon: "Is my mother alive?" Ned: "Next time we see each other I'll tell you all about it. Not in explicit detail, though. Gods, the things she'd do to my ass..." Leanna, what the hell?!
I honestly feel like it's more that most characters where written in such a shit fashion for the tail end of the show that everyone ended up forgettable
“He was climbin’ the castle walls” “Aww what a lad” “Then he fell off, broke his legs and now he’s in a coma” “AWW what a fookin’ idiot” Shit had me dead
Not to mention seemingly any time a book beheading is preceded by an edge check. One thing I preferred in the show was a proper strike by Robb on Karstark, rather than A ludicrously botched job with a freaking polearm (I cannot remember if it was a halberd or pollaxe off the top of my head).
Ya at first I went wait what the fuck and then I realized that they didn't know that when they made this case well you know it was made like 3 years ago I think
Osmiphos I'm the same. Just in games... *Zenyatta chases down an enemy Genji and has him on the brink of death What a guy... *Charges 5 orbs and shoots them, only for Genji to reflect them and kill Zenyatta What a fucking idiot...
"The next time we see each other I'll tell ya all about your mother. Not in too much detail of course, 's quite explicit. The things she did to my ass.." "What?" "See ya Jon!"
Lololol butiful deer: Oh time for my line kid: OH LOOK A MOUTAIN LION! Adult: No idiot that's a deer deer: he's right I'm a deer sorry I don't know game of thrones that well
Ned to Jon: "Next time we meet I'll tell you about your mother. Not in much detail though, its quite explicit. Ahh the things she did to my ass." I guess Ned did have something in common with Jaime.
Reasons people could have an itchy-ass: 1) They failed to wipe it properly. 2) Allergic Reaction. 3) This comment is cringey as fuck... I should stop now ;P
Did you know that folks got regularly drunk/high in Medieval times not only because of the copious amounts of ale, but because of what was in the bread? It explains so much, yet so little.. XD
um excuse me but ACTUALLY THE TULLIES HAD AUBURN HAIR IT WAS MADE VERY CLEAR IN THE BOOKS. I mean what are we supposed to believe this is some... magic hair or something? Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.
0:46 It's been established (in the books, anyway) that Ice was sharp and _heavy_ enough to cut through a person's neck in a single blow. The thing wasn't a greatsword for nothing. Although it _is_ a bit unrealistic that Jon managed to pull off the same feat later with Longclaw, which was a bastard sword made for combat and therefore a deal lighter than Ice. Don't know why I found that of all things in this video worthy of pointing out....
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No 3?
Ned: Anything that bullies Theon is a friend of mine
Damn, Ned Stark and Ramsey Bolton would have been besties.
No because he basically raped Sansa
But his fam almost killed the last of the starks
He also killed the guy who killed his eldest son
Reak not theon my name is reak
@@yodaiam486 Ned: Who?
Ned : You just got friendzoned so bloody hard !
Baelish : I hate the friendzone.
Jorah : Oh, we get used to it...
Chaos is a ladder, used to climb out of the friendzone
Severus Snape:
Ten points from Mormont! You know nothing about Friendzones
Jorah was like 40 trying to fuck a 15 year old
"Anything that bullies theon is a friend of mine"
Ramsay must be his best friend XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Weird pairing is weird. XD
He was dead when Ramsay started bullying him though...
5 Gum RIP Ramsey Snow
That's the joke
Well house Bolton was pledged to House Stark
Jon: "Is my mother alive?"
Ned: "Next time we see each other I'll tell you all about it. Not in explicit detail, though. Gods, the things she'd do to my ass..."
Leanna, what the hell?!
This video was made before her reveal
@@horminmangfi5653 no shit 😂
@@ChristAliveForevermore,yup.Perfect 👌
"She beat my ass all the time on the practice field."
"Thank the Go-"
"And in bed!"
"DAD!"
Even retard knew before all got seasons that jon is lyanna's son
"Too many characters to keep track of". Very true
That's what makes it fun.Better than 1 slasher killing all or failing to.Or several (maybe 6) people going after q
@@horminmangfi5653 But there's only so much storage space in my brain DX
@@biteme9486,then do some modification
@@horminmangfi5653 Too expensive
I honestly feel like it's more that most characters where written in such a shit fashion for the tail end of the show that everyone ended up forgettable
“He was climbin’ the castle walls”
“Aww what a lad”
“Then he fell off, broke his legs and now he’s in a coma”
“AWW what a fookin’ idiot”
Shit had me dead
That part always has me dead.
that part is pretty funny
Bran!?!? Brrrrraaaannnn!?!?!?!?!?
6:12 Perfect horse walking animation
FlavoredFox I thought I would see funny horse walking, I didn't sign up to watch Ned kill his dire wolf again :(
Just Perfecto
FlavoredFox i
Hahahahahahahahha
😂 *LOL*
"realistic"
*shows a stretch neck animation on first entrance.*
And flings a horse in a catapult immediately
It's still more realistic than season 8 though
Lmao
disliked this video for that reason. it's just stupid shit, I though it would make legit criticisms on lack of realism
@@sonoftheway3528 don’t worry I’m sure some one will care one day
2:40 of course Joffrey is back there doing the nazi salute of course...
I didnt notice that XD
He is just dabing
Gods dammit Joffrey
@@ElJonnes 😂
@Jordan Dolph?
That execution scene gave me flashbacks to Theon beheading Sir Rodrick.
Rodrick didn't make it easy for himself
Not to mention seemingly any time a book beheading is preceded by an edge check. One thing I preferred in the show was a proper strike by Robb on Karstark, rather than A ludicrously botched job with a freaking polearm (I cannot remember if it was a halberd or pollaxe off the top of my head).
In light of Jon’s lineage, 4:01 is now very uncomfortable
Jon
Ya at first I went wait what the fuck and then I realized that they didn't know that when they made this case well you know it was made like 3 years ago I think
In this universe, Ned is an extrovert and so feels compelled to make up convincing lies about his past relationship.
Tbh
nahh, true its Westeros style.
Ned: ...the things she did to mai arse..."
Jon: "What?"
...but Jon's mum is Ned's sister...
Ao Li Sweet home Alabama
Ao Li your point?
Ned is just trolling john
I didnt know Sean Bean was from Alabama...
And this is game of thrones. Did you forget *INCEST*
2:40 is that Joffrey saluting hitler 😂
Yeah
8:23 that's the most realistic flip ever
If Game of Thrones was realistic then John snow would've taken the throne wouldn't he
It’s jon
No, Daenerys would have burned half of Westeros, subdued the other half and waged war upon the Free Cities.
Not everyone is interested in the throne
@@horminmangfi5653 everyone that matters is interested on the throne
@@loremasterdasmodeus8285,Barristan wasn't.Arya isn't.Tyrion isn't.The Hound isn't
"NO ONE TOUCHES MY MUSHROOM COLLECTION! NO ONE!" I fell laughing lol
*Ned:* Ohh what a lad!
*Catlyn:* Then he fell of broke his legs and now hes in a comma
*Ned:* Ohh what a focking idiot
Fucking brilliant!
Osmiphos the english comeback ever.
warren byrne but im Scottish
Osmiphos I'm the same. Just in games...
*Zenyatta chases down an enemy Genji and has him on the brink of death
What a guy...
*Charges 5 orbs and shoots them, only for Genji to reflect them and kill Zenyatta
What a fucking idiot...
Osmiphos oh...sorry.but the writer was.
BRAAAAAAN
"The next time we see each other I'll tell ya all about your mother. Not in too much detail of course, 's quite explicit. The things she did to my ass.."
"What?"
"See ya Jon!"
chris pearson it's allready proved. jon's mother is lyanna
Clipitey clop clipitey clop!
lol
RamekGreen clipty clop clopity clip
Book Jon's mother is Ashara so she probably did things to Neds ass
Ned: "Oh wait hold on... Winter is coming. Now we can go"
“Side character that no one cares about, BAKE ME A CAKE!”
That’s so me
"You just got friend zoned so BLOODY hard!"
Prop Cats "I hate the friendzone!" LF :(
"You and me both." Jorah Mormont
Sticks Nan
3:19 oh, so that's how Bambi dies....
Now we know who killed his mother XD ... ._.
King Fancy
lol and the deer death scream
"If I stabbed the Mad King at the dick instead of his back, would you give me a hug? "
*perfection*
Jaime needs hugs. XD
Cardinal De Richelieu II Honestly, probably yeah. But it's to late now!
i don't get it tho lol
"Realistic"
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
3:34
I don’t see your point.
Sounds a bit far fetched... *in Spanish accent*
How dumb you should be to not understand that this is “irony”?
This is straight comedy. Genius. I've seen this like 10 times
"BRAAAAD!" *Literally swings his son in a 360*
I thought he was going to chuck him out the window! XD
Heyyyy, how's it going family? We can go stab some deer or something.
Wonder how he pees
It's bran btw 😂
It's bran you intolerable swine
"Clipity clop! Clipity clop!"
Cloperty clip
Lololol butiful
deer: Oh time for my line
kid: OH LOOK A MOUTAIN LION!
Adult: No idiot that's a deer
deer: he's right I'm a deer
sorry I don't know game of thrones that well
its ok me ether
omg i can't spellXD
Me neither
XD
Girl Lin
Title: "If GoT was realistic"
Ser Whosit's neck at 0:08: *I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move*
"anything that bullies theon is a friend of mine"
*Am I right lads or am I right lads*
You are right lad
Mr.salty 72 I know I'm right lad.
Your wrong
*YOU ARE RIGHT LAD*
*YOU R RIGHT LAD*
Ned to Jon: "Next time we meet I'll tell you about your mother. Not in much detail though, its quite explicit.
Ahh the things she did to my ass."
I guess Ned did have something in common with Jaime.
Varys: Lord Stark, I have not balls
Ned: I know. You've shown me.
Varys: NO BALLS!
Ned: STOP IT YOU WEIRDO!
ME: dead! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I agree...🤣🤣🤣
King Robert's laugh was on point 😂😂
0:34 - 0:45
that reminds me of theon when he was gonna behead rodrick
"Wake up Bran BRAN! Oh I guess he really is dead" 😂😂😂
"By the gods!"
"Naow this is countray!"
4:11
Realistic my ass...... ts good tho.
[INTERNALSERVERERROR] true, tis CRIPS! -squeeze-
"She makes a great wife replacement too"
7:32 loooooord baelish, he looks gorgeous !! 😍
did anybody else see joffrey doing the nazi salute?
when?
@@jesseminer-lind152 2:38 - 2:41 behind Ned during the party.
That explains why he's a little c***.
@@ravenclaw255 😂😂😂😂
Eu
"you know what's funny? This is where your dad was burned alive."
I know, it's hilarious.
- "Something tried to kill Bran. I think he was pushed by the Lannisters."
- "That sounds like proper serious."
I did a spit-take on that one.
I'll keep you alive Ned don't worry, in the long run it may pay off as I do want to bang your wife pretty hard😂😂😂
That "fight" between Sansa and Arya was pretty accurate
“Dead!
Dead!
Dead!
Dead, dead, dead, dead!”
Reasons people could have an itchy-ass:
1) They failed to wipe it properly.
2) Allergic Reaction.
3) This comment is cringey as fuck... I should stop now ;P
You are right lad
The Lad oh...my...god... HE IS RIGHT LAD!
have you ever farted hard enough to stop the itch? feels good...
Nazgûl I actually know what you mean... oh wait you are a Nazgul... does a Nazgul even have restroom needs :P
Jinigosoti Game-Clips once...but that was a long time ago
It's cus imma ginger isn't it!
He wants my mushroom collection int it
Nipple cripple
Awesome lines
BRAAAAN
Jabba Wocky lol
Why is theon ginger
no, It's cuz he has no balls
Neo2266 ahh yeah definitely cause he has no balls
I died when he said " the things she did to my ass."
I love Robert Baratheons DIABETICAL LAUGHTER
Littlefinger voice actually sounds really close to the actual Littlefinger, well done.
LMAO well done!
"Westeros Fried Chicken" Am Done XD
You're fuckin hilarious.
Just sayin.
Laully no shit Sherlock
Poor hilarious :'(
Loud And Queer ii
Much better than Season 8.
He is right I am a deer.^^
5:04
Severus Snape certainly does seem to get reincarnated into a lot of different worlds doesn't he?
BY THE WAY I HAVE NO BALLS
yolo bam NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BALLS!! OR LACK THERE OF!!
lmbo
No balls
"If GoT was realistic"
4:16 a guy wearing sunglasses, a tie and a cowboy heat while playing guitar.
Wow! So realistic!
Sevdrake Gavial well much better than seing Neds head choped off
Lloyd Zed r/wooosh
Sevdrake Gavial it is realistic
Triggered
Why are game of thrones fans so fucking retarded..
i like this Ned
Strategic Jordan I like this Ned more than the original one
He seems way more relaxed. I would love to see episodes like this for the series. Ned dies soon so maybe they can do Jon next.
This Ned said more things in 10 minutes than the original one in 10 hourse. I like him
Too edgy.
4:07 " See ya jon, have a fun life with your aunt"
“No balls... Stop it you weirdo” 😂 I cant breathe 😂
If only Ned got to keep his mushroom collection. Life's not fair man!
Did you know that folks got regularly drunk/high in Medieval times not only because of the copious amounts of ale, but because of what was in the bread? It explains so much, yet so little.. XD
GoT from someone who hasn't properly seen it:
-Whiny, entitled characters
-Sex
-Death
-But not dead
-More sex and whiny characters
100% i have seen GoT, i can confirm
Karin Jyrgenson Really? Well, dang.
Jaiya Papaya Nah he's trolling game of thrones is probably one of the best shows on modern television regardless of how badly you don't want it to be.
Shiku Bah Well, i could care less if was good or not. It's just from what collected from people who really like it and people who don't.
Lol I like game of thrones
As a Game of Thrones fan I have to say..This is absolutely amazing!! Hilarious!
“Enough she tells me one thing!”
“He tells me another!”
“This guys tells me all sorts of things”😰
Better written than entire s8! Seriously well done!
When Maester Pycelle was crawling on the floor!
😂😂😂
4:05 things she did to his ass...?... Jon's mom was literally ned's sister....i guess we have the 2nd incest here...
"Oh wait, Winter's coming"
Jon Snow: Is my Mother alive?
Ned: The things she’d did to my Arse.
Lyanna: THAT DID NOT HAPPEN!
Me So… that’s another Siblincest…
"Realistic" being the inoperative word
0:09 THE WAY HE SLITHERS OUT OF THAT FUCKING DOOR HAHAHAHAHAHA
ShadkunWarrior phaha wtf I didn't notice that first time
Now I don't feel so bad that Ned Stark died. Thx
@@InfernoCyber it been 8 years for the fcks sake
@@InfernoCyber you have to expect spoiler in the comment section of a game of thrones video
9:15 would be funny if jorah popped out of nowhere and said "i know"
0:40 that is theon killing rodrik with character changing
I want Ned Stark Accent
No one touches my Mushroom collection!
So... This should have been titled "If Game of Thrones was as unrealistic as it could have possibly been". Admit it.
Whatever man, it's funny!
Triggered
What are you on about this is obviously real life?
4:00 After finding out who his parents were, this seems a bit odd to say the least
"Anything that bullies Theon is a friend of mine."
*Ramsay Bolton wants to know your location*
Anytime I rewatch season 1 come back here right after
This was great am I right lads or am I right lads.
Laky 81 you are right lad
Laky 81 well said lads
Cheers lads
Laky 81 YOU ARE RUGHT LADDY
Laky 81 you are right lad
Better than the season finale👀
um excuse me but ACTUALLY THE TULLIES HAD AUBURN HAIR IT WAS MADE VERY CLEAR IN THE BOOKS.
I mean what are we supposed to believe this is some... magic hair or something? Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.
5:03-5:16: THE all-defining reason why I got Ned Stark on the Zimbio ‘Which Game of Thrones character are you?’ quiz.
Catelyn: BURN IT ALL!!!
She's the daughter of the mad King! She's actually the princess who was promised.
"Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead " i laughed so hard
"I tell myself I am beautiful, I am smart, I am funny, I AM a diamond, I am a rose, I am worthy of love."
"The things she did to my arse" pretty weird since we now know it was his sister
- Remember Betty?! And her massive honka-kolonkas?!
Thank the gods for Betty!
• You are welcome, fatty king!
Perfection
3 years and I still can't get over the fact that they said the king rides from winterfell
I love the way the wolf relise he is filmed and have to play dead... "meeeeh". And the tension at 04:45...
0:46 It's been established (in the books, anyway) that Ice was sharp and _heavy_ enough to cut through a person's neck in a single blow. The thing wasn't a greatsword for nothing. Although it _is_ a bit unrealistic that Jon managed to pull off the same feat later with Longclaw, which was a bastard sword made for combat and therefore a deal lighter than Ice.
Don't know why I found that of all things in this video worthy of pointing out....
Valyrian steel
2:52
This us technically closer to the book…
look at those high quality, cutting edge realist graphics that capture every moment in a recording the technology is simply mind boggling.
Somone watching after Episode 5?
Yup
That country song killed me.
I like to beat my wife out in the yard, it gets me so
*GOD.*
*DAMN.*
*HARD.*
3:28 Dear God that was my uncle when I was young
At 4:05 makes it really uncomfortable due to season 7
This will never get old :'D