Me:I actually wanted to meet my brothers…and they can’t come…don’t know why…but you kidnapped me sooooo…..…well…POLICE!!!!!!! Him:SHUT THE F*CK UP Me:you are yelling,not me😌😇
Siren: “You have not seen me this entire time,” Me: Yeah, glad you could figure that out Siren: “but you can hear me, right?” Me: …How else are we having this conversation?
Him:*talks about something* My mind:what the f*ck is happening?weher am I?and…..WHO ARE YOU Him:you have not seen me the entire time?,but you can hear me,right? Me:yea I can hear you if I’m blind I can’t see you but I can hear you DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! Him:*talks calm about something again* Me:WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU IGNORING ME?!??!?!💀😭
Idk why but I love the blind perspective. I’m not legally blind, but I cannot see anything without my glasses. It’s all just light and dark with some blobby shapes lol
It would have been so hilarious if the listener was deaf. Just looking at the siren like 'what the hell is that guy doing in the water? I didn't know people were cosplaying mermaids now.'
even if im not blind i could totally feel the listeners perspective and the part where he shows himself to her really touched my heart! I would totally love a part 2, i really want to know more about them and how the story proceeds ❤❤❤
I have no idea how I’m just now discovering you because I listen to a lot of audios which relate to yours, but you’ve made a good impression on me!! In fact, I can probably say you’re the best I’ve listened to. I was very satisfied from the background noises to the story to the way your voice sounded, and was able to listen to it all the way through without skipping anything like I usually do with other ASMR artists. I look forward to listening to more of your ASMRs in the future. ♥️
❤❤️💞 already fell in love with this audio couldn't help fall in love with the way you sound ☺️ all of your incredible work Jozzer is so inspiring to me thank you so much for being my favorite person
As a person who likes audio stories, I haven’t been able to find a good one, but I found this one since these ones are kind of like interactive where I’m the character I like imagining like I’m fighting or just interacting with these characters in someway it’s really fun. I will definitely stay up on this series
Him: A promise is a promise. I’m not going to eat you. You have become way to special to me.. Me immediately after that: Special? YOU MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL 세상이 아무리 날 주저앉혀도 (앉혀도) 아프고 아픈 말들이 날 찔러도 네가 있어 난 다시 웃어 THATS WHAT YOU DO!!! 💃🏾🪩
Hey my scaly friend, your voice is charming enough, I don't know what would happen if I saw you?!🧜♂🥰 Okay, enough flirting... This story is great Shaline, you wrote a fantastic script. And Jozz, I know I said you were the perfect vampire, but I think you feel pretty comfortable with your scales and tail too. I like you as an alpha predator, whether with fangs, scales or fur.😏 Your voice paired with the underwater sounds and the background music create a fascinating atmosphere. I close my eyes and listen to your words, let me see the world through your eyes.🖤
Wait hold on. Did we finally get the ending of the siren’s love that we were hoping? The fisherman’s’ daughter and the siren guard?🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 Btw I loved this one too. Hope we can get the next episode? If not then it’s oki doki 😁😁😁
I'm just laughing because each time I just imagine being confused wondering whose talking or whats going on around me and my imagination, the music stops and just starts with the next attempt to lure me after their thought process is explained, and I'm just having the best time trying not to laugh! I failed! This was very fun, thank you!
Siren: "as you can see-
Me: " n-no i cant 🧍🏿♀️
😭✋
Ha HA! 😂
“as you can see i am a-“
*dude i can’t see shit. i’m blind.*
hahaaaaa true man true!!
Bro i tought the damn smae thing😂
Siren:"I'm right here next to you!"
Me:"BRO WHERE!? WHICH WAY-"
left or right where?😭
My same reaction😂😂😂
Samee😂
Siren: *come to ME*
Us: where?
Siren: *COME TO ME*
Us : WHERE!?
Me with a cane: “Just tell me right or left!”
"COME THIS WAY"
Walks the opposite direction
"NO THE OTHER WAY"
Siren- Follow the sound of my voice!
Us- THIS ECHO DOESN’T REALLY HELP!
@@marlepeace9844 EXACTLY, how am I suppose to “follow sound” when it’s surrounding me
@@marlepeace9844 WHICH VOICE DO WE FOLLOW-
Poor guy will be devastated when he learns about deaf people.
FR i'd pay to see that happen lol
Fr fr lmaoooo 😂
Crazy if she was deaf and blind
He'll be like: WHY AIN'T SHE MOVIN!!!??
Oh no doubt
LMAO
“Its either you or the people on the beach”
Me: GO EAT A WHALE OR SOMETHING
Humans are crunchy tho
@@JozzerAudiour crunchy-er😏✨
(Joke, I am joking 😭✋)
Humans do be Bussin tho ngl (can confirm I’ve bitten a person in 1st grade)
@@LeaiheaiBrock-qy1oh bro frfr tho, I never bitten someone in school. They do make great pies 😄
@@JozzerAudioi’m scared
Siren : “ I am the alpha predator of the sea”
Me: so your an orca (killer whale)
Fr😂
me: *shaking and sweating*
me: *trying to hold myself back*
me: you're*
A talking orca😭😂
@@lightskittyyou tried
Him: Why are you resisting me?
Me: Oh, I dunno, maybe because getting kidnapped by an overgrown fish was NOT MY PLAN FOR TONIGHT!
Me:I actually wanted to meet my brothers…and they can’t come…don’t know why…but you kidnapped me sooooo…..…well…POLICE!!!!!!!
Him:SHUT THE F*CK UP
Me:you are yelling,not me😌😇
I was just going swimming not getting kidnapped by yandere mermaid ripoff
@@MichaelAfton35Damn.
It made me laugh
@@legendnika1197 Glad it was able to make you laugh! 😁
Siren: “You have not seen me this entire time,”
Me: Yeah, glad you could figure that out
Siren: “but you can hear me, right?”
Me: …How else are we having this conversation?
Me:no i can’t hear you but I can f*ck you-
Him:what?-
ħaħaħaħaħaħħaħaħaħ
Him:*talks about something*
My mind:what the f*ck is happening?weher am I?and…..WHO ARE YOU
Him:you have not seen me the entire time?,but you can hear me,right?
Me:yea I can hear you if I’m blind I can’t see you but I can hear you DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
Him:*talks calm about something again*
Me:WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU IGNORING ME?!??!?!💀😭
Not through sign language that’s for sure-
"is that a new type of power humans have?"
i don't think being blind is a power😭
Facts
Lmfao But in A Way It can Be Because it Makes your Instincts and Hearing a lot better focus if you train it well enough
Brother I am FIGHTIN for my life rn ( because of a certain joke of a certain TV Series)
“Goood she hasn’t seen me yet”
Me: no shit IM LEGAlLy blInD
Hey, same here dude🤣
Can you be illegally blind
I’m blind. Blinded by your love >:3
Yes
Trueeee
Ayeeeee
Smooth
Smooth as fuck😔
"How can you resist me?!"
"I DON'T KNOW!! I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! I'M B L I N D!!!"
Ah, an individual of culture, I see👏👏👏😏😆
I see the toph reference 😭
@@rawrra8943 But she doesn't 😆
@@conymadrid7819well actually you don’t
Love to see that people are still referencing this show, Toph is one of the best characters
Blud doesn't know what a blind person is?! Get him ready for the other one- Deaf people
LOL 😂
Nods I have no idea what he's saying but I'm not so sure I understand
Alternatively, people who cannot walk over to the sea
Him:As you can see
Us:No, I can't
“Take my hand”
Me: *frantically grabbing around*
Me: “where the heck is it. I’m blind-“
Legally blind girl here great to see the representation it’s hard to find in ASMR
Wait then how did uk know it's a blind representation ur blind right??(Sorry if I sound rude i really am genuinely curious 😭)
@@suhaninawal screen readers and I can hear
@@silver3049so youre half blind?(not trying to sound rude im just an idiot😔)
Quick question: what can you see? Like do you just see darkness or just nothing at all???
@@Noam1853no hate but where did you get that conclusion from?
Him : hey look at me when I'm talking to you !
Me : Yo Beasty I'm blind not an idiot 😡
😂😂😂
“That fat one” Points to the person
Us: 😐😑😐
I feel fatshamed by him😞💔
Ouch
@@kokomi_6495 you are beautiful
@@Poppy.EXE2.0 aw thank you :[💞
I feel fatshamed......by a hot overgrown half man half fish😂
Idk why but I love the blind perspective. I’m not legally blind, but I cannot see anything without my glasses. It’s all just light and dark with some blobby shapes lol
I’m blind in one eye 😊
@@E.a.30 oh! well best wishes to you!
Same
@@E.a.30 Yea same. I can‘t see shit without my glasses
REAL
Siren-We are alphas
Me-…what about cthulhu?
Siren-…
Cthulhu the king of the Sea No one f**** with him ever.
@@CassandraHendren Except his brother Kthanid. And the other gods that put him to sleep in the first place.
@@jupiternyx1427 you make a very point.
@@jupiternyx1427 good point
What about Kraken and Leviathan?
Siren: why are you resisting me
Me : b### idk you get off me!
🤣 My reaction fr
This is a beautiful and touching story. I loved how the Siren wanted to help in the last 11:49
along with his hypnotic voice ✨🙁
“Good she hasn’t seen me yet.”
:D
Let's just ignore the fact that the listener was going to kill themselves
Actually no, let's talk about it.
@@YueAkiyea let’s talk about it 🤨
Me too💔
@@nekotae5934girl are you okay
@@_-Nik0Iai haha, thanks for caring me❤️🩹, now is midnight and I dont feel good at all.. very sad:V and lonely
"As you can see.."
Dude assume wrong!!!!
Him: “as you can see I’m a very hungry beast”
Me: Jozzer I love your voice but I’m blind in this audio…💀❤️🔥😂
The fact that you said “that fat one” and said that u wanted to bit into that flesh made me feel so awkward 💀😂
The way my eyes started tearing up because he showed her himself and he could show her the world 🥺 it’s so beautiful
I cOuLd show YoU tHe WoOoRLd 🎶🎶🎶
@@elizabethlacy8869sHINinG ShImMErING SplEnDiD
It would have been so hilarious if the listener was deaf. Just looking at the siren like 'what the hell is that guy doing in the water? I didn't know people were cosplaying mermaids now.'
Siren: one scream and I'll eat you
Me: i think you are going to do that anyway...
STOP😭😭
Oh my gosh… I’m literally blind so… this seems fitting! 😂❤
Oh bless you! ❤ I love ur vids ❤
Oh I am sorry….😭😭I hope you have a nice day❤
“As you can see-“
“No.”
“What-“
“No.”
"Then they went to live happily ever after... and then he got hungry and ate her"
Me: WHAT?!
"I'm just kidding-"
Me: You think it's funny-
3:24 him:"as you can see-
Me:"i cant see"💀😭🤚
I guess we all looked into the eclipse today huh...
LOL
Who didnt did that as a child😂 when i was a kid i would put my head down and putting my phone up blindly taking photos😗✌
@JozzerAudio slay❤
He’s so sweet also every time he said as you can see I was like dude I can’t see
“Take my hand and repeat after me… 🎹🎹🎹…”
“Buddy, I can’t really… do that-“
Oh. I get it now. 😂
Oof 😅 the way I’m totally convinced you could actually be a siren. Your voice IS pretty intoxicating. 🤭 Nice work 👏🏻
agreed
0:21 help why did I imagine him gettin out of the water like the Jojo siwa thing “KARMAS A BITCH A SHOULDVE KNOWN BETTER”
THE BRAINROT GOT TOO REAL 😰😰😰
I can always find comfort in your voice. Thank you 🥺❤️
I love it when you’re surrounded by water ☺️💓💓
So what do you like about me?
Your BLIND!
THATS INTERESTING 😂
even if im not blind i could totally feel the listeners perspective and the part where he shows himself to her really touched my heart! I would totally love a part 2, i really want to know more about them and how the story proceeds ❤❤❤
I have no idea how I’m just now discovering you because I listen to a lot of audios which relate to yours, but you’ve made a good impression on me!! In fact, I can probably say you’re the best I’ve listened to. I was very satisfied from the background noises to the story to the way your voice sounded, and was able to listen to it all the way through without skipping anything like I usually do with other ASMR artists. I look forward to listening to more of your ASMRs in the future. ♥️
Him: “Your troubles will be no more…”
Me: “Oh? So you’ll become Jesus and cure my blindness?”
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Him: Jesus? Never heard of him before🤔 you mean aquaman?
Nah cause this really needs to be a series I loved this so much!!! 😭
Not me acting like I'm actually blind looking at a particular object talking to myself
You too?
Him:“Good she hasn’t seen me yet.”
😭😢😿😭
He was so sweet to the blind (listeners) . Could have eaten them, but instead became their savior from a sad sightless life.❤❤❤❤😊
JOZZER PLEASE PLEASE WE NEED ANOTHER PART OF THE SIREN SERIES WHERE LISTENER AND THE SIREN REUNITE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏
Sharks, *laughter* those are our guard dogs.
Me picturing a shark on a leash:😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👁👄👁
Nahhh bby ghirl nahhh✋😭
@@Noam1853 lol 😂♡
Him: "Look at me when I'm talking to you."
Me: searching for his face with my hands
Him: whats that? Blind? Never heard of that term before
Me: *Grip My desk firmly*
Siren: "as you can see..."
Me: honey I can't see anything.
(I love your work ❤️❤️)
ODDLY WHOLESOME AND I AM*_LIVING FOR IT.*_
*feels something grab my leg* h-huh?! H-ehy! H-help!!!!* You grab my leg and i started screaming* HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *sees "blind" in title* ok time to harm my eyes!
Also me: *crys after an eyelash gets in my eye*
You were talking about your other story with the siren saving the listener lol
“it’s been ages since anyone’s come by my beach”
big dog maybe do some TRAVELING
I can’t resist your merman audios🥲 i love every each of them…
Please make many chapters 🩵
HIM: look at me
Us: where?
Him:HERE
us:WHERE?
him: what does blind mean?
Us: stupid.
“That’s what it would sound like when someone spots it..” *waves hands over face*
-toph beifong
I love how you bring the siren story ❤❤❤❤❤
Listening to this while closing my eyes 👌🏻
Good script voicework and background yall did amazing
Siren: As you can see-
Me: I wish I could man *Sniffs* I wish I could
I loved this a lot! I would love a part two!
I thought the siren was gonna lure her via singing so I was like dude you mean deaf? lol
❤❤️💞 already fell in love with this audio couldn't help fall in love with the way you sound ☺️ all of your incredible work Jozzer is so inspiring to me thank you so much for being my favorite person
STOP I NEED A PART 2
once i read the title, i legit took off my glasses to fit the part-
When the audio's over, and you can't find your glasses
Ooooooh different take on the Siren! Loved it! Well done!
Im hard of hearing and have hearing aids and when he asked why didnt i hear him/ listen to his call i laughed so hard.
The Gacha at the end had me cracked up 😂 love it though
That was beautiful. :) Excellent script by Shaline and a lovely performance by you. :)
Thank you.
As a person who likes audio stories, I haven’t been able to find a good one, but I found this one since these ones are kind of like interactive where I’m the character I like imagining like I’m fighting or just interacting with these characters in someway it’s really fun. I will definitely stay up on this series
Siren: **answer me**
Me: I can’t really do that when you have your hand over my mouth.
I love this. ❤️ you definitely put alot of thought into this one and it's amazing. Well done. And a good call back to the other siren story.
Him: A promise is a promise. I’m not going to eat you. You have become way to special to me..
Me immediately after that: Special?
YOU MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL 세상이 아무리 날 주저앉혀도 (앉혀도)
아프고 아픈 말들이 날 찔러도
네가 있어 난 다시 웃어
THATS WHAT YOU DO!!! 💃🏾🪩
I’m so excited for the next part it’s so sweet
Oh, that mesmerizing voice. Love this, Jozzer!
💜💜💜
Man that was so cool no pressure but I hope you turn this into a series
Hey my scaly friend, your voice is charming enough, I don't know what would happen if I saw you?!🧜♂🥰
Okay, enough flirting...
This story is great Shaline, you wrote a fantastic script. And Jozz, I know I said you were the perfect vampire, but I think you feel pretty comfortable with your scales and tail too. I like you as an alpha predator, whether with fangs, scales or fur.😏
Your voice paired with the underwater sounds and the background music create a fascinating atmosphere.
I close my eyes and listen to your words, let me see the world through your eyes.🖤
Wow Jozzer, this was super touching and so well done. Good job to you and those who helped.
WE NEED A PT 2 RN
Him: how did you resist my chant
Me: sir its cause im aroace😂💀
If he doesn't know what deaf means he definitely doesn't know what THAT is 😂
@@elizabethlacy8869 Naw fr tho🤣🤣
“As you can see, I am the alpha predator of the sea! Well you can’t exactly see but I am.”
BOY STOP BULLYING ME😭
This made my heart ache in so many ways. I hope there is another or maybe one on your Patreon ❤
Dang it, I'm hooked. I really want to hear more!
Omg i need part 2 of this😭
Siren: hey look at me when I’m talking to you!
Us: I can’t see I’m blind :/
BLIND, BLIND BLIND. From that one song.
9:40. IS IT WHAT I THINK IT IS.
It might be~ (I would absolutely die if it was from the siren series)
SIREN SERIES FOLKS
OMG WAIT THE SIREN SERIES WHAA
heheheh
GOD I WISH
Wait hold on. Did we finally get the ending of the siren’s love that we were hoping? The fisherman’s’ daughter and the siren guard?🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Btw I loved this one too. Hope we can get the next episode? If not then it’s oki doki 😁😁😁
I'm just laughing because each time I just imagine being confused wondering whose talking or whats going on around me and my imagination, the music stops and just starts with the next attempt to lure me after their thought process is explained, and I'm just having the best time trying not to laugh! I failed! This was very fun, thank you!
Why was that chanting? So good like oh my God, bro the sound effect was so amazing.
Blind Beauty and The Hungry Beast (Beauty and The Beast).
Oh my gosh, I loved this! Please let there be a sequel!
i really want part two of this the sweet asmr
❤❤❤❤ awesome audio Jozzer and I love the ending
Is no one gonna talk about the part where he said "And that fat one over there, looks VERY juicy" HM?! How is no one talking about that right now? 🤣