The Evidence - Slay the Princess

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Now can you finally stop asking questions and just go slay her already?
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  • @axlcrash6712
    @axlcrash6712 9 місяців тому +1425

    Skeptic: "You want to back it up with a source?"
    Narrator: "My source is I made it the fuck up!"

    • @AIIy3000
      @AIIy3000 3 місяці тому +37

      Skeptic wants a work cited page 😂

    • @hughmarshall3299
      @hughmarshall3299 2 місяці тому +5

      Nanomachines, son

  • @doogaminyu
    @doogaminyu 10 місяців тому +1872

    So Hero canonically has pockets

    • @ciarangallagher9330
      @ciarangallagher9330 10 місяців тому +187

      They appeared when he needed evidence

    • @maxw799
      @maxw799 10 місяців тому +60

      I'm pretty sure they're nude, too

    • @doogaminyu
      @doogaminyu 10 місяців тому +30

      sorry hero having pockets is whats true to my heart

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 10 місяців тому +86

      Hey the guy’s a bird but he might wear cargo shorts

    • @Mr_sigmaballs
      @Mr_sigmaballs 10 місяців тому +8

      He keeps everything in his as-

  • @eclipsicalbluestocking1182
    @eclipsicalbluestocking1182 Рік тому +3068

    Hero: I don't want to kill the Princess.
    Narrator: Not to worry, you have a permit.
    Hero: ...this just says "I can do what I want."

    • @omulyanao2183
      @omulyanao2183 Рік тому +294

      *some moments later*
      Narrator:I said slay her,don't lay her!
      Her:"I can do what i want!"

    • @MirrorOfEmotions
      @MirrorOfEmotions Рік тому +90

      @@omulyanao2183
      The voice of passion: Ignore this guy and let's enjoy this time.
      Voice of Hero: Blushes.
      The player: *ignores narrator and has his fun.*
      Narrator: Sigh, fine. Then we do it the hard way.
      Suddenly there is a knife on the ground. In your passion you slip on it and somehow you two break your neck and die.
      Princess and player: you 🤬
      Narrator: you lose your cautious. Then, you are dead.

    • @lucas096br4
      @lucas096br4 10 місяців тому +33

      @@MirrorOfEmotions The hands coming to the princess and then the real form of the princess to stomp the narrator in question: I BE POPPING bottles

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 10 місяців тому +24

      "Well now i'm not doing anything"
      ~ contrarian

    • @KeyboardTarantula
      @KeyboardTarantula 9 місяців тому +19

      @@MirrorOfEmotions CHAPTER: II The Succubus
      The Cheated: "that arsehole!"

  • @agentc7020
    @agentc7020 Рік тому +1571

    Clearly I can see nothing wrong with his logic.

    • @thediam0nddrag0n78
      @thediam0nddrag0n78 10 місяців тому +33

      Flawless logic

    • @josegaldamez6504
      @josegaldamez6504 9 місяців тому +3

      I don't know why it's just only a little bit sususpicious, I just don't know whats so sus about it though.

    • @NicVandEmZ
      @NicVandEmZ 8 місяців тому +3

      @@josegaldamez6504 it’s because the evil is the narrator and he try’s to force your to do stuff you don’t want to do

    • @TheLongQuiet10
      @TheLongQuiet10 5 місяців тому +11

      ​@@NicVandEmZI'm not entirely sure if the narrator is evil. It's more complicated than that

    • @official_basil
      @official_basil 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@TheLongQuiet10 yeah, matter of fact saving the world from a world ending threat (the heat death of the universe) is considered heroic by most. He just see killing death is better then everything that he loved, everyone he knew be gone. Now even thinking about more about his world be making without death is like the bible definition of haven "he will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning nor crying nor pain any more, for the former things have passed away. "
      (I don't know if that was intended but it weirdly fits)
      But many wont want to live forever so that why people see him as an bad guy. I see it more as of he did what he thinks is best may not be an fully an good thing but be doesn't really have an choice, snice you cant really talk death out of death.

  • @Starlight-Tale
    @Starlight-Tale 10 місяців тому +187

    Wait, this an actual scene in the game? *When I saw art of it, I assumed it was just a meme.*

  • @benjaminarnold51
    @benjaminarnold51 2 місяці тому +16

    "Princess will end the world"
    Source: Bro, trust me.

  • @victormagoco9752
    @victormagoco9752 10 місяців тому +442

    For those who don’t know: this game is about a guy sent to kill a princess to save the world, you have a sentient narrator and different “voices” which represent aspects of your personality defined by your choices in the game, the princess is a supernatural being whose personality and appearance change depending on your choices, it has an ambiguous and vague plot involving time loops and reality manipulation

    • @aRandomFox00
      @aRandomFox00 10 місяців тому +40

      Sounds like the devs were inspired by Disco Elysium. They have good taste.

    • @darkdragon5520
      @darkdragon5520 10 місяців тому +53

      ⁠@@aRandomFox00They even reference "The Expression™️"

    • @KatsuhiroHebi
      @KatsuhiroHebi 10 місяців тому

      For those who don't know.... this asshole lives to spoil the plots.

    • @connortobin3775
      @connortobin3775 10 місяців тому +48

      What on earth are you talking about? There are absolutely no time loops and no manipulation whatsoever :D

    • @asialsky
      @asialsky 10 місяців тому +17

      ​@@connortobin3775Correct, fellow human.

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature 10 місяців тому +70

    I don’t know why, but I found it quite interesting and nice that the hero isn’t (fully) human.

    • @thundercreeper96
      @thundercreeper96 9 місяців тому +31

      Spoiler alert so don't expand the comment if you don't want to read it
      The hero is not human at all, in the ending it's revealed that both the hero and the princess are the gods of permanence and change (and the narrator created both of them apparently)

    • @Crysptic
      @Crysptic 9 місяців тому +12

      ​@@thundercreeper96actually the hero is merely a voice, a broken glass as the spectre version mentions. We, the bird, are the real God that was made alongside the princess

  • @PsychoticBear
    @PsychoticBear 3 місяці тому +11

    "This sign won't stop me because I can't read."

  • @a_angry_bunny
    @a_angry_bunny 10 місяців тому +32

    In hindsight maybe we should have been more specific on what evidence we need.

  • @shawnlord3419
    @shawnlord3419 2 місяці тому +8

    Cosmic gaslighting is crazy

  • @pokenerd265
    @pokenerd265 10 місяців тому +24

    what pockets. the MC does not have clothes.wHAT POCKETS,NARRATOR

    • @dundun26
      @dundun26 3 місяці тому +4

      the reality is what we believe it to be

    • @snoozymac2377
      @snoozymac2377 Місяць тому

      Not circumcised

  • @IronVigilante451
    @IronVigilante451 8 місяців тому +12

    The Narrator updated the autopsy report

  • @Briselance
    @Briselance 2 місяці тому +3

    00:40
    Oh, my! What a compelling piece of evidence, I say!😂🤣

  • @Señor-Donjusticia
    @Señor-Donjusticia Рік тому +31

    Whelp, I’m convinced.

  • @joshua.kooiman
    @joshua.kooiman 7 місяців тому +3

    i have slay the princess on my console, and im going to tell you how you can get the "Evidence". 1 go to the cabin. 2 take the blade. 3 choose to drop the blade. 4 talk to her and go upstairs. 5 the door will be locked when you go upstairs to search for a key. 6 go down stairs and save the princess. 7 when the narrorator uses his words to drive your body into killing the princess, scroll down the options and warn her. 8 after that, scroll down again and click resist. 9 the princess will take the blade and kill you. 10. CHAPTER 2 the prisoner. you will have the voice of the sceptic. 11 when you wake back up, tell the narrorator that you have been here before and ask him the long qeustion with "Whats the point of doing anything?" 12 after the dialogue of that question, you can ask the the narrorator the question lets talk about this princess. 13 after all questions, the narrorator will say "Check your pockets." and then you can get the envelope!!! i have the game myself, so you can trust me. THIS IS NOT CAP.

    • @lolkin3k
      @lolkin3k Місяць тому

      Why do you keep saying: "narrorator"?
      Is that like a meme or something?
      (Btw it should be narrator not narrorator)

  • @Dusk_Of_The_Dawn84
    @Dusk_Of_The_Dawn84 2 місяці тому

    that's a lot of words, to bad i ain't readin' em'
    or
    i like your big words, magic man

  • @eclipsicalbluestocking1182
    @eclipsicalbluestocking1182 10 місяців тому +7

    Was this cut from the final game? I haven't found it.

    • @KatrineO-e3u
      @KatrineO-e3u 9 місяців тому +13

      Nope, it appears in the Prisoner route if you prod at the narrator at the beginning of chapter 2!

  • @1Maklak
    @1Maklak 10 місяців тому +5

    Seems legit.

  • @Not_ari.._.._.._.._.._84
    @Not_ari.._.._.._.._.._84 24 дні тому

    How do u get this?

  • @GNackers53
    @GNackers53 Рік тому +889

    I see no evidence of gaslighting what so ever. *Wink*

    • @Someone-rq5db
      @Someone-rq5db Рік тому +125

      *DID YOU JUST SAID "WINK" OUT LOUD??*

    • @GNackers53
      @GNackers53 Рік тому +103

      You're just hearing/seeing things. *Wink*

    • @9ightdreamer
      @9ightdreamer 11 місяців тому +95

      ​@@Someone-rq5db
      _"No I didnt. _*_Wink."_*

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 10 місяців тому +1

      Ignore this 🤡 and get going

  • @rukifellth2
    @rukifellth2 10 місяців тому +539

    Well, the letter never said we had to SLAY her, only STOP her. Wink.

    • @EEErmine
      @EEErmine 10 місяців тому +71

      Did you just say wink out loud??

    • @UmbrisRegni
      @UmbrisRegni 10 місяців тому +28

      @@EEErmine naw, they typed it. :3

    • @EEErmine
      @EEErmine 10 місяців тому +28

      @@UmbrisRegni joke about what is said in the game

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks 8 місяців тому +31

      ​@@EEErmineNo. Wink.

  • @Joseph-cq3ij
    @Joseph-cq3ij Рік тому +482

    I'm guessing that you've put the word "slay" in bold in the video's description because the evidence only says that we have to stop her - not slay her. Pretty neat to give us this bit to speculate on either way.

    • @KazeKoichi
      @KazeKoichi 10 місяців тому +74

      If Narrator forged this letter, he would write "slay." So you know the letter is legit.

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory 10 місяців тому +12

      CLEVER @@KazeKoichi

  • @TGOArchive
    @TGOArchive 10 місяців тому +298

    Humor is unnecessarily funny in this game. The Razor is Gold.

    • @ikindajustexist520
      @ikindajustexist520 4 місяці тому +11

      I understand your point that The Razor is the funniest route in the game, but I’d argue that The Razor is calcium instead.

  • @demsterclippy4252
    @demsterclippy4252 Рік тому +809

    Haven't laughed this loudly in awhile. Love the humor in this game

  • @Señor-Donjusticia
    @Señor-Donjusticia Рік тому +231

    Apparently the Hero has chicken scratch handwriting.

  • @themadgay
    @themadgay Рік тому +51

    Seems legit to me.

  • @thatonedude977
    @thatonedude977 11 місяців тому +161

    Narrator it has been several runs you still owe me a explination as to why i have to kill the princess
    The narrator: fuck off

  • @godlyvex5543
    @godlyvex5543 9 місяців тому +17

    spoilers
    the note is actually true

    • @TheLongQuiet10
      @TheLongQuiet10 5 місяців тому +1

      The narrator was right all along...

  • @thefourpointedstar4928
    @thefourpointedstar4928 10 місяців тому +44

    We have pants?

    • @cottonheads
      @cottonheads 10 місяців тому +12

      i don't think so
      mc thigh ins feathery, i assume it's just wedged in there

    • @thefourpointedstar4928
      @thefourpointedstar4928 10 місяців тому +10

      @@cottonheads I mean... They said we have *pockets* So... I mean-- The Mc *is* "Bird like" but the idea of that is upsetting.

    • @tristankadow3756
      @tristankadow3756 10 місяців тому +14

      I assumed we were a dragon
      Normal story
      Hero saves the world
      Princess needs to be rescued
      Dragon needs to be killed
      Slay the Princess
      Dragon saves the world
      Hero needs to be rescued
      Princess needs to be killed

    • @cottonheads
      @cottonheads 10 місяців тому +2

      @@tristankadow3756 i guess, yeah, 4 limbs, never mentioned, since we're bird-man we just have to assume we have wings and i think that does classifies as a dragon!

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 10 місяців тому +2

      Guys we are clearly just a kangaroo crow hybrid nothing fancy

  • @humanbean8699
    @humanbean8699 8 місяців тому +22

    The magnus archives is a podcast

  • @banann_ducc
    @banann_ducc 8 місяців тому +29

    The protag has pockets but no pants

    • @-Commit-arson-
      @-Commit-arson- 6 місяців тому +14

      The evidence is just shoved into his bird fluff
      He is quite fluffy after all

    • @Elliyan4
      @Elliyan4 2 місяці тому

      its shoved in the pockets of reality, whenever theres a hole its a new pocket

    • @snoozymac2377
      @snoozymac2377 Місяць тому

      Not circumcised.

  • @williammorahan4907
    @williammorahan4907 Рік тому +41

    The story’s evolving.

  • @acezxv
    @acezxv 2 місяці тому +2

    Man, he wrote like a kindergartener. The princess wouldn’t probably know how to write so cheers to harpy guy

  • @Lost-Kid
    @Lost-Kid 10 місяців тому +26

    this should have been in the game.

    • @Lost-Kid
      @Lost-Kid 10 місяців тому +3

      @@Kyumifun wait really? I have never seen this in anyone's playthrough though

    • @EEErmine
      @EEErmine 10 місяців тому

      @@Kyumifun which route?

    • @redbush5483
      @redbush5483 10 місяців тому +16

      It’s whichever one you get the Skeptic in chapter 2 (not three as the terrain looks normal) so try every chapter 2 until you find the septic then mess with the dialogue

    • @EEErmine
      @EEErmine 10 місяців тому +1

      @@redbush5483 oh okay

    • @guarana-suquinho
      @guarana-suquinho 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@EEErmine This should be the prisoner route.

  • @thepicklemanofficial9907
    @thepicklemanofficial9907 2 місяці тому +3

    Are we not gonna talk about how this means our character has pockets? What kind of clothes are we wearing? do we wear pants, shorts, jeans?

  • @InternetBirbo
    @InternetBirbo 7 місяців тому +9

    For a god, the main character has some messy handwriting.

  • @randomenvelope
    @randomenvelope 2 місяці тому +2

    How did humans create a god instead of becoming gods themselves?

  • @Probablyacowtbh
    @Probablyacowtbh 2 місяці тому +2

    I'm on your side. Also, I need your wallet for...reasons.

  • @MisterCake
    @MisterCake 2 місяці тому +2

    sheesh, paranoid much?
    oh wait. we haven't gotten to that part yet

  • @nerdywolverine8640
    @nerdywolverine8640 2 місяці тому +3

    i loved this part

  • @AstroidWanderer
    @AstroidWanderer 8 місяців тому +4

    I have a headcanon that the MC is actually mute in person and that’s why his selves all sound a little different from each other and why he’s given options but doesn’t say them aloud.

  • @BlueBoxRevan
    @BlueBoxRevan 2 місяці тому +1

    What's in your pockets PRECIOUS?!?

  • @MisterBear19
    @MisterBear19 9 місяців тому +2

    I love this game

  • @jackzx13
    @jackzx13 2 місяці тому +1

    I mean, if you know the plot, you can understand why he can't tell you more.

  • @themessage7605
    @themessage7605 8 місяців тому +1

    Huh. That is most literally evidence

  • @insertname1883
    @insertname1883 10 місяців тому +3

    Was this in the game?

  • @tyronward3755
    @tyronward3755 Рік тому +13

    Narrator is bad

  • @bendysans1473
    @bendysans1473 3 місяці тому

    I didn't get any of that when i asked for evidence
    How'd ya do this?

    • @lolkin3k
      @lolkin3k Місяць тому +1

      It's in prisoner route chapter 2 after you question the Narrator and after the questions ask him for the evidence
      (I haven't done this myself someone on the internet said this do I guess I'm gonna trust them.)