Evelyn Tucci created that recipe after starting a small bakery. Was a staple for refreshments during intermission for the off-Broadway production of "The Little Mermaid" (not technically Disney brand).,
The famous pretzel pizza recipe was a big success in the town and the play, which led to bigger orders and hence Evelyn Tucci was able to buy herself The icicle which was the first vehicle she bought with her own money.
@@JazzyFizzleDrummers if you want to get pedantic a theme contains a leitmotif so if it's a theme it's also still a leitmotif. If you DON'T want to get pedantic, "leitmotif" was the funnier word to use and funny is more important than accuracy 107% of the time. I opted for option #2
Dropout editors continue to knock it out of the park. Love the humourous additions from them in the shows, like the same music popping up for pretzel pizza discussions. It's so charming.
For everyone clamoring for the actual recipe, here's what I gleaned: Ingredients: 1 Bag of Gold Rod Pretzels 1 Jar of Ragu 1 bag of shredded cheese (doesn't matter what kind, it will eventually disappear) Optional: Pepperoni Make a bed of pretzels. Pour on the ragu. Add the cheese (again, this step is barely relevant, the cheese will disappear). Add the pepperoni if you want. Throw all of that into the microwave for 3 to 5 minutes. How do you know it's done? Is the cheese still there? Put the microwave on for another couple of minutes. Repeat step until the cheese has simply ceased to exist. Let the pretzel pizza sit for 30 seconds (you don't want to burn your tongue!). Pre dial 911. Enjoy your pizza!
I love them, the way that vic was already laughing to tears when zac starts saying "coming in here today.." Zac and Vic are mi favourite combination, along with zac and brennan. Loved this episode!!
As a bavarian german we do have some restaurants that serve and even a few frozen options of pretzel pizza. But it's really more like jake thought, with pretzel dough as a base, different sauce and toppings bavarians like to typically eat with pretzels. Whatever vic is describing seems so wild even to me.
ok but actually my mom was obsessed with those pretzel thins chips and i definitely used to cover those with cheese and slep it in the microwave when we didnt have tortilla chips to make “nachos” so i feel like i can imagine the pretzel pizza.. and its good
It would work if you skip the ragu. If you microwave pretzels and cheese it will eventually turn into a crisp. If you add ragu for the same amount of time it will explode and then burn on every surface of the microwave.
Saw on Reddit that Vic looks like Neutral Janet from the Good Place, and that they would be surprised if Vic is the one who greets you in the afterlife and is God in a Pantsuit, and this definitely adds to that
I'm with Vic all the way here. Never had a pretzel pizza but I can totally picture it in the circumstance they're describing. Very reasonable. And yeah! It's Rold Gold pretzels and Ragu! Those are the brands you'd think of for that! Snyder's of Hanover or some shit, even! What, are you gonna tease someone for saying they need a Band-aid? That's a brand, too!
"boil pasta cause on a pile of pretzels until it begins exploding, coating the wall sauce and pretzel debris (three minutes) or starts a fire (five minutes)."
@@CamTheGalaxy That's fair, but the scene they're setting makes it sound like it's something they made as a kid so I wouldn't imagine they were estimating the right time to microwave back then.
At first i was like, "oh pretzel crust sounds good...oh, the whole pizza?.. wait it's just a bag of hard snacking pretzels on a plate with ragu on top wtf is happening..."
I can relate. I only cook for my Chihuahuas and eat the left overs and table scraps. My wife has to cook for herself or bring home takeout as she considers my cooking basically inedible.
I can imagine a pretzel pizza actually tasting good, as long as the pretzels didn't get too soggy in the cooking process. It would be akin to strange nachos, kind of.
Seeing the Instagram stories saga of the pretzel pizza involving each of these amazing people would have raised the commit to the bit bar for anyone else. But for Vic, its just another Tuesday.
Recipe: Prezel Pizza: So, like, a bed of pretzels, one tablespoon of marinara (drizzled on the bed of Pretzels), and cheese, for three to five minute or until the cheese is vaporized. Serve hot.
In their Instagram stories Vic shared their pretzel pizza recipe and it scarily looked pretty darn tasty. They also clarified that 2 minutes is probably adequate as the microwave they used as a kid maybe had something up with it.
the explanation/implications throughout the ep that pretzel pizza was something a school aged Vic came up with to feed their younger siblings in an Ingredients Household bc they simply had no recipes or supervision and had to improv their way to a meal was so funny and immediately relatable to me I was surprised everyone else had such strong reactions until I remembered most people didn’t have a culinary phase like that lmaoooo 😭 Vic the peoples champion to ME
i love the times when Vehicular does bits like this but ends up laughing bc they make no sense at all, she's usually so good at being stoic on VIP and make some noise but its adorable when they just kind of give up lol
I've now seen Vehicular wearing eyeliner and shadow on Smartypants and Gastronauts and I believe it was a conscious choice to not have them wear it on VIP because it would be too distracting.
My thought is that Jacob got everyone high before the taping and clearly Vic was dealing with it the worst. I think this is my favorite episode so far.
Poor Vic. This made want to share some pizza with Vic, not whatever she was charring to death in her microwave, but you know, real pizza. It sounds like she needs the food.
can anyone help me out here? So I poured the pretzels onto a piece of paper along with ragu and shredded cheese and put it in the microwave for 5 minutes. The cheese has yet to dispensary, and there is a horrible smell of burning chemicals throughout my home now. What am I missing here?
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Three to five is actually the prison sentence you get as a consequence of following Vic's pretzel pizza recipe.
its not far off from prison pizza or prison nachos.
3:5 is a ratio that is familiar for reasons I can't quite put my finger on
Holy shit cackling
Im WHEEZING STOP
@@datnastysalad5616 3/5ths compromise from the dark days of American history.
Pretzel pizza is one of the recipes Evelyn Tucci created.
What else ya got?
Looked for this comment 😂
Evelyn Tucci created that recipe after starting a small bakery. Was a staple for refreshments during intermission for the off-Broadway production of "The Little Mermaid" (not technically Disney brand).,
Lmfaoooooo
The famous pretzel pizza recipe was a big success in the town and the play, which led to bigger orders and hence Evelyn Tucci was able to buy herself The icicle which was the first vehicle she bought with her own money.
I love that you can tell Vic immediately regretted saying pretzel pizza once Jordan questioned it but instantly doubled down on the bit
You can always rely on Vic to double down on opening themself to humiliation. It's a rich and honourable vein of comedy!
i mean, vic is right about one thing, after 3 to 5 minutes, that cheese is VAPORIZED
It has transitioned entirely to carbon.
"I wouldn't trust what you think" is the best response here.
When the guy who wrote the "Technically A Meal" sketch questions your childhood struggle meal, you know that something has gone horribly awry.
The part with the cheese killed me. What do they mean they want the cheese to disappear? Not even melt, just disappear?? Where did the cheese go???
Microwave it until it’s just been fully evaporated.
The rage sauce will boil, and the liquid from that will boil over the melted cheese layer concealing it from view.
The cheese went to Narnia. It's the only explanation I can think of
Away
It's just three to five minutes.
Finally a video that almost reaches my dream ratio of pretzel pizza discussion VS non-pretzel pizza discussion
It leans a little heavy into the non-pretzel pizza topics for my liking.
Almost
That ratio? 3:5
Insane that the pretzel pizza has its own leitmotif
That part kept killing me 🤣
Correct me if im wrong, but isn't this a theme, and not a leitmotif?
@@JazzyFizzleDrummers correct
It’s a non-leit motif
@@JazzyFizzleDrummers if you want to get pedantic a theme contains a leitmotif so if it's a theme it's also still a leitmotif. If you DON'T want to get pedantic, "leitmotif" was the funnier word to use and funny is more important than accuracy 107% of the time. I opted for option #2
The brand is Rold Gold! I’ve got you Vic 😭
The chocolate covered rold gold are the best snack
How did none of them know Rold Gold?? Pretzel amateurs psh
@@TheCompleteJeffI come from the very country of pretzels and we don't have this here.
You're all amateurs here in my opinion.
@@TheCompleteJeff Those aren't even proper pretzels, Are these what we're using for "Pretzel Pizza"? I still have no idea what this concept means.
@@bananawithaknifeThat’s why they were saying why not use pretzel dough, because using snack pretzels for a pizza base is unhinged
Dropout editors continue to knock it out of the park. Love the humourous additions from them in the shows, like the same music popping up for pretzel pizza discussions. It's so charming.
"you come home, you're in school"
such masterful story telling
I gave Vic's recipe a try. Can confirm; family dead, headed to prison.
three to five?
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Vic quadrupling down on pretzel pizza is exactly why they are one of the funniest people on the planet.
äh yes, the sound of pretzel pizzas falling from the bag... "kah kah kah" - takes me right back
Vic needs to be on Smosh's Food Crimes show
As a perp and not a guest?
@@hudsonjaKinda like how Hannibal Lecter was approached by the FBI to help find a serial killer.
@@hudsonja This is the take. I'm a prison abolitionist...except for Vehicular Foodslaughter.
i once called vic a vampire and they responded by posting a photo of their phone floating in front of a mirror, so. take that as you will
C'mon Zac, I'm sure you're a great cook; I've seen technically a meal!
He should've challenged them to make Hot Ketchup Egg Spaghetti.
My most favourite thing about Vic is that they commits to a concept, a train of thought that is often derailed but keeps on chugging
The Italian music cutting in and out as she rants about this "pizza" is killing me lmfaooo
(idyllic Italian music)
That lean-in "*define it*" made me feel something.
That felt like such a profound betrayal
it's the most tired and exasperated i'd ever seen Zac Oyama, which is saying a lot
Vic's eyeshadow is mesmorizing.
I know right? Always thought she was pretty but this kicks it up a notch!
Dropout shows can make anyone look stunning. If you are already beautiful, it just intensifies.
She's describing nachos with pretzels but is trying to push it as a pizza instead and I love how unhinged that is.
Ragu on nachos?
@@matte5705"nachos but the chips are pretzels and the salsa is marinara and the taco meat is pepperoni"
@@kaileewalden3586need Vic on Culinary Crimes but as the defendant
@@kaileewalden3586We of course know the age old question: is a hotdog a sandwich? We now bring you: is pretzel pizza nachos?
@@kaileewalden3586A spaghetti carbonara but the noodles are ramen, and the sauce is a pork bone broth, and the guanciale is chashu
Pretzel pizza sounds like something the latchkey kid from that one CH sketch would cook for himself 😢
the one Zac was in?
@Ramonerdna No, it's a pretty good child actor whose name I don't know. Could very well have grown up into "Technically A Meal" guy ngl
@@tuxedobike4067 are you talking about Absentee Parent Cooking Show (with Nolan Gould)?
Also sounds like some Kelmp shenanigans
For everyone clamoring for the actual recipe, here's what I gleaned:
Ingredients:
1 Bag of Gold Rod Pretzels
1 Jar of Ragu
1 bag of shredded cheese (doesn't matter what kind, it will eventually disappear)
Optional: Pepperoni
Make a bed of pretzels. Pour on the ragu. Add the cheese (again, this step is barely relevant, the cheese will disappear). Add the pepperoni if you want. Throw all of that into the microwave for 3 to 5 minutes.
How do you know it's done? Is the cheese still there? Put the microwave on for another couple of minutes. Repeat step until the cheese has simply ceased to exist.
Let the pretzel pizza sit for 30 seconds (you don't want to burn your tongue!). Pre dial 911. Enjoy your pizza!
1:36 "wait cmere... Define it" LOLOL im loling just typing it out. genius
I actually heard Evelynn Tucci invented the pretzel pizza
Vic has this dedication to bits that I so greatly respect
They definitely know what food is
Their nervous laughing at everyone making fun of them is so cute lol
The music starting every single time is SENDING me
I knew this compilation was coming, thank you for your service 😂
😂😂 the closed caption at 0:54 says "i like a dark weenie" -Jacob
Why is Vic like this with their bits, this and Eva tucci, I love vic
Evelyn
I love Jacob especially being so flabbergasted by literally everything Vic is saying😅😂
I mean, next season we HAVE to see a pretzel pizza right? RIGHT??
You know, it’s comforting to know that there’s somebody out there more incompetent in a kitchen than me. Thanks Vic.
Someone give that girl a hug.
I love them, the way that vic was already laughing to tears when zac starts saying "coming in here today.." Zac and Vic are mi favourite combination, along with zac and brennan. Loved this episode!!
Zac Vic and Brennan would be a combo to end all combos. I always wished Vic would officially join the noise boys
okay so what im hearing is that i absolutely MUST make a pretzel pizza for myself
Vic actually made pretzel pizza on her IG story. And it doesn't look bad tbh.
God, I want to see that. But seems like it isn't there anymore.
But did it actually look like a pretzel pizza? That’s the part I’m having trouble believing lol
Someone get Babish on this.
oh yeah, call the bald man, he needs to hear about this
As a bavarian german we do have some restaurants that serve and even a few frozen options of pretzel pizza. But it's really more like jake thought, with pretzel dough as a base, different sauce and toppings bavarians like to typically eat with pretzels.
Whatever vic is describing seems so wild even to me.
ok but actually my mom was obsessed with those pretzel thins chips and i definitely used to cover those with cheese and slep it in the microwave when we didnt have tortilla chips to make “nachos” so i feel like i can imagine the pretzel pizza.. and its good
i also, i am a vic apologist. they could do anything and i would be like sick
They are roasting they for it lol.@BringOnTheRainxx3
It would work if you skip the ragu. If you microwave pretzels and cheese it will eventually turn into a crisp. If you add ragu for the same amount of time it will explode and then burn on every surface of the microwave.
You called the pan paper 😂😂😂😂 ah, I love them, and I love Vic❤
Saw on Reddit that Vic looks like Neutral Janet from the Good Place, and that they would be surprised if Vic is the one who greets you in the afterlife and is God in a Pantsuit, and this definitely adds to that
Everytime I see them, their look changes in the combo of hair/makeup/clothes and it's always good.
Vic, you are a treasure
it’s the absolute confidence with which jacob said “gold rod” when that’s just as incorrect as “rose gold” 😂😂
It’s giving “NASCAR” *passes out*
I'm with Vic all the way here. Never had a pretzel pizza but I can totally picture it in the circumstance they're describing. Very reasonable. And yeah! It's Rold Gold pretzels and Ragu! Those are the brands you'd think of for that! Snyder's of Hanover or some shit, even! What, are you gonna tease someone for saying they need a Band-aid? That's a brand, too!
"boil pasta cause on a pile of pretzels until it begins exploding, coating the wall sauce and pretzel debris (three minutes) or starts a fire (five minutes)."
I was with Vic until they said 3 to 5 minutes in a microwave. That’s where they lost me
@@CamTheGalaxy That's fair, but the scene they're setting makes it sound like it's something they made as a kid so I wouldn't imagine they were estimating the right time to microwave back then.
At first i was like, "oh pretzel crust sounds good...oh, the whole pizza?.. wait it's just a bag of hard snacking pretzels on a plate with ragu on top wtf is happening..."
Vic looks stunning in this episode.
She does…
Vic looking like a snack. Very twisted and salty.
Vic Michaelis is the perfect amount of chaos.
VIC IS MY FAVOURITE HUMAN ON THESE SHOWS
Honestly Vic, Zac and Jacob is an all-star panel. Any one of them and I'm tuning in. All three at once? It must be Christmas!
Yeah, and they definitely had human food before
@@HellaGust you wouldn't believe this is I told you, but guess what...
the italian music timing is just chef kiss*
2:54 is when Vic knows they've been made
You're doing the lord's work thank you for this video
Vic with that latchkey kid struggle food. I like it 😂
It’s technically a meal.
The more Vic talked the less I understood
I can relate. I only cook for my Chihuahuas and eat the left overs and table scraps. My wife has to cook for herself or bring home takeout as she considers my cooking basically inedible.
I can imagine a pretzel pizza actually tasting good, as long as the pretzels didn't get too soggy in the cooking process. It would be akin to strange nachos, kind of.
After 5 minutes in the microwave they're anything but soggy
Seeing the Instagram stories saga of the pretzel pizza involving each of these amazing people would have raised the commit to the bit bar for anyone else. But for Vic, its just another Tuesday.
There's a frozen Pizza here in germany that's cheese and sauce on pretzel dough, I've had it once, it's nasty but rlly good too!
This... this really explains the sandwich that Vic made for that chef during Survivor
How do *we* help our friend? 💀😭😭
any time Vic starts explaining something, i lock in. its comedy gold
It’s that little chime that goes off every time they talk about it
That “define it” by Zac had huge “who do you know in this room right now?” energy
This has the same energy as Evelyn Tucci, Stanley Tucci's maternal grandmother 😂
Recipe:
Prezel Pizza:
So, like, a bed of pretzels, one tablespoon of marinara (drizzled on the bed of Pretzels), and cheese, for three to five minute or until the cheese is vaporized.
Serve hot.
Aren't we all have a crazy struggles meal recipe? In middle school I've cook an instant noodles with a Jasmine tea. Surprisingly delicious.
So, it was established off camera that it was a bed of pretzels and that it's microwaved... I think we missed a lot of pretzel pizza talk.
3-5 minutes!
Sorry, wait, that was established *on* camera, in one of the clips in this compilation. How did you miss that???
No they said that directly on screen
I want to spend 1 hour just sitting with vic and chatting. Idk where this would lead but it'd be unforgettable.
The editors, my beloved ❤ also how do I get a whole hour of Vic's improv??
You watch episodes of VIP
In their Instagram stories Vic shared their pretzel pizza recipe and it scarily looked pretty darn tasty. They also clarified that 2 minutes is probably adequate as the microwave they used as a kid maybe had something up with it.
Jacob’s mounting distress is something that amused me greatly
the explanation/implications throughout the ep that pretzel pizza was something a school aged Vic came up with to feed their younger siblings in an Ingredients Household bc they simply had no recipes or supervision and had to improv their way to a meal was so funny and immediately relatable to me I was surprised everyone else had such strong reactions until I remembered most people didn’t have a culinary phase like that lmaoooo 😭 Vic the peoples champion to ME
known human vic michaelis food knower extraordinaire
i love the times when Vehicular does bits like this but ends up laughing bc they make no sense at all, she's usually so good at being stoic on VIP and make some noise but its adorable when they just kind of give up lol
The difference between food in the microwave for 3 and 5 minutes is SO MUCH
Now Evelyn Tucci made pretzel pizza for every one of Stanley Tuccis early plays
Vic McHaos has become one my favourite entertainers so quickly
Vic is one of the aliens from 3rd Rock from the Sun and she's panicking cause her human disguise is falling apart.
How has Vic lived this long? "Pretzel Pizza" gives off the same vibe as "Milk Steak".
I've now seen Vehicular wearing eyeliner and shadow on Smartypants and Gastronauts and I believe it was a conscious choice to not have them wear it on VIP because it would be too distracting.
“you have a bag of pretzels…”
“… a bag of pizza …”
I don’t think I’ll ever understand Vic and I think that’s my favorite part about them
I still don't know what pretzel pizza is. Can Vehicular explain further?
they can but it's for the best if they don't
@@p1errette Hahaha, you may be right!
Apparently Vic has only ever eaten struggle meals, and I love them for it.
Wait, come here.
**aggressively and intimately**
*define it*
My thought is that Jacob got everyone high before the taping and clearly Vic was dealing with it the worst. I think this is my favorite episode so far.
That dont impretzel me much
3-5 minutes makes sense when you realize their microwave was 50 years old.
Vic is from Canada, they mean Roll'd Gold pretzels.
Poor Vic. This made want to share some pizza with Vic, not whatever she was charring to death in her microwave, but you know, real pizza. It sounds like she needs the food.
Vehicular Manslaughter has definitely 100% eaten and digested Human food
can anyone help me out here? So I poured the pretzels onto a piece of paper along with ragu and shredded cheese and put it in the microwave for 5 minutes. The cheese has yet to dispensary, and there is a horrible smell of burning chemicals throughout my home now. What am I missing here?