Fry em up's chat spams new starch lord copypasta while he reads it and never changed his opinion

[@kittenscratchanimeart]

I actually wrote a somewhat narcissistic parody of the copypasta. It goes like this:
Once upon a time, there was Mr. Potato Head. He was so powerful that he could conjure an entire army of plastic toys with just a flick of his wrist. He could summon so many toys that the entire board was filled with them, and the opponent's troops couldn't even move.
Mr. Potato Head was so strong that he could even defeat the infamous George Jetson in a single turn. He could conjure so many cards that his hand was always full, and it never ran out of options.
But the true power of Mr. Potato Head was not in his ability to conjure toys. No, the true power of Mr. Potato Head was in his ability to summon the ultimate weapon: Shadow the Hedgehog.
With Shadow the Hedgehog by his side, Mr. Potato Head was unstoppable. He could conjure a never- ending stream of toys that overwhelmed the opponent's defenses and destroyed everything in his path.
And that, my friends, is the power of Mr. Potato Head. May we all be blessed with his incredible strength and unwavering power.

[@Pretendthisisahandle]

10/10

[@Sapphire-qo2ij]

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[@Callie_with_a_bible]

So this is what chat saw