Yippee ki yay motherfucker from die hard franchise EZ from hardcore Henry Frak you later frankenpuss from mystery men I'm not locked in here with you you're locked in here with me from watchmen Dead or alive you're coming with me from robocop Dodge this from the matrix I could go On and on if I have to.
Snakes on a Plane gets extra credit for having one of the best overdub censoring "I'm tired of these Monkey Flipping Snakes on this Monday Friday Plane"
Oh yeah! Piper had to be number 1 on the list! That bubblegum line lived on in the Duke Nukem games. Further, I would have gone with Arnold's "I lied" in Commando after he dropped Solly. For full context, while he was holding Solly over a cliff, Arnold said "Remember when I said I would kill you last?" Solly replied that that was right, he said he would kill Solly last. That got the "I lied" reply.
Copybat/Brian Douglas: "What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?" Bruce Wayne/Batman: "I'm not wearing hockey pads." That never gets old. LOL
One of my favorite overlooked lines is in the Thomas Jane Punisher. When the guy that saved his life says, "Ve con Dios Castle. Go with God" to which he replies, "God's gonna sit this one out." Legendary!
Dinner's gonna be cold tonight We're not just gonna let you walk outta here I was born yesterday Swallow this Buckle up bonehead Don't son that gun is loaded And many more.
My favorite is in The Expendables 2 but I don't think it would be considered one-liner when Arnold Schwarzenegger says "my shoe is bigger than this car" 😆 and Bruce Willis replies "oh would you just shut up and shoot something" 🤣
One of my favorite lines that always makes me laugh is from Total Recall when Arnold's character tore Michael Ironside's character arms off in the elevator and says, "See you at the party Richter!" Not too long after Ironside's character said that to him in a very over confident and douchey way.
@@susancullimore5643 I think The Running Man has some good ones too. Amber(main female lead): They think I'm your girlfriend. Ben(Arnold) : I can straighten that out. See that camera up there? I'll strangle you in front of the whole audience.
I know this is family friendly, but my favorite one-liner is from the movie "Wanted Dead or Alive". Rutger Hauer plays a bounty hunter and after he finally catches the bad guy he puts a hand grenade in the bad guy's mouth and is leading him along with one finger on the grenade's pin. Just before he turns him over to be arrested he says "F*ck the bonus" and pulls the pin. Love it!!!
I really enjoy this line in The Expendables 2 when Jason Statham is in a church and says "I now pronounce you husband and knife" and stabs the guy. Also, "Let off some steam" is one of the best lines ever lol
I always thought Travens's "Yeah, but I'm taller" was said because Payne had just lost his head, and thus became shorter. I don't see how being taller than Payne gave him much advantage since the were fighting laying horizontally on the roof of the subway car.
My favorite is from Undisputed 3 where there is a lot of US/Russian commentary throughout. The American (Turbo) says "where I'm from, there ain't sh*t for free" and the Russian (Boyka) responds "well, where I'm from, everything was for free, and it was all sh*t"
The one from the movie "They Live" by Roddy Piper. that's the first one that popped into my mind when I saw the title of this upload. Thanx for including it. it is one of the all time greatest funny lines in all movies everywhere.
Not exactly a one liner But the scene in the duct with John McClane lighting up his lighter uttering his phrase sarcastically 'Come out to the coast, have a few laughs...' always cracks me up
Despite "Hasta La Vista Baby and "I'll be back" being more famous for the franchise my favorite line in the 2nd Terminator movie was when Arnold had just been mutilated by the T1000 and he said "I need a vacation". I NEED A VACATION was PRICELESS. Its what a person says after a really long exhausting day. I hear it sometimes. But it was such an UNDERSTATEMENT. He was MUTILATED, One of his arms was broken off and he says 'I need a vacation". I thought it was more priceless than his more famous one liners.
How in this world or any other is Will Smith's ICONIC *Welcome to Earth* all the way down at #15?!!! Heck, that line, and the line he immediately says afterward, *"Now that's what I call a Close Encounter!"* should have been #2 & #3. Sheesh 🙄
It's impossible to ice skate uphill. Blade is saying that some people are always trying to do the impossible. I believe it's in reference to defeating Blade.
In 1983's NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN (which, while starring Sean Connery as an older James Bond coming out of retirement from active service in what is essentially a remake of 1965's THUNDERBALL, is not considered a canon Bond film), Fatima Blush, played by Barbara Carrera, is waterskiing in the Bahamas when she skiis up onto the deck of the boat where Bond just happens to be taking in the sights while enjoying his vodka martni. He catches her and the exchange is priceless. FATIMA BLUSH: Oh my! You're all wet. JAMES BOND: Yes, but my martini is still dry. The Bondest Bond one-liner ever!
Which one liner gets you laughing every time? Tell us in the comments.
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welcome to earth from independence day
Why aren't you guys doing the "honorable mentions" lately; they're a lot better than the ad 😤
Yippee ki yay motherfucker from die hard franchise
EZ from hardcore Henry
Frak you later frankenpuss from mystery men
I'm not locked in here with you you're locked in here with me from watchmen
Dead or alive you're coming with me from robocop
Dodge this from the matrix
I could go On and on if I have to.
@@MamaPinks there is none for this video
Well that hit the Spot - The Running Man
Can we be honest that Schwarzenegger is just so good at leaving hilarious lines when it's just perfect. His sense of humour just works.
You can't have an action film without cheesy one-liners.
It's basically the law. 😂
That’s true!
Agree
That's so true!
❤️🌌🗺🌎🌍🌏 (Chuckles) Hu true d@
Ahh
L.M.F.A.O, preach! *🤣*
Arnie will always be one of the kings of movie one liners in history.
yeah
Snakes on a Plane gets extra credit for having one of the best overdub censoring "I'm tired of these Monkey Flipping Snakes on this Monday Friday Plane"
It's been over 10 years since 'The Avengers' came out.
MCU Hulk: "Puny God."
That's definitely one of my most favorite MCU scenes of all time.
@Just A Peaceful Man Who's Born in 1980's not me for one reason it's not the line though.
It was good because of the build-up towards it.
@@berniethekiwidragon4382 I don't know.
@@josh72456 I would explain from my point of view, but for possibly spoiling the movie for you in case you have not yet see it.
@@berniethekiwidragon4382 I've seen it it's a bad scene.
Schwarzenegger and Bond, the two legends of 1 liners
Don't forget Clint Eastwood! He's the OG of one liners
Bond, not so much *these* days.
Let's hope the next one is more Connery and less Craig.
Indeed!
Apologies, of course Eastwood as well
Did he shoot 6 shots or only 5. Clint Eastwood has the best one liner for that one.
Oh yeah! Piper had to be number 1 on the list! That bubblegum line lived on in the Duke Nukem games. Further, I would have gone with Arnold's "I lied" in Commando after he dropped Solly. For full context, while he was holding Solly over a cliff, Arnold said "Remember when I said I would kill you last?" Solly replied that that was right, he said he would kill Solly last. That got the "I lied" reply.
That one -liner was great!
Or "I let him go" after Matrix dropped Sully
This pleases me as a pro wrestling fan, especially as a big fan of Piper
Just thinking of it the other day!
I love Commando! Let off some steam Bennett is my favorite. 😃
Some of my favorites from Commando are "don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired." and "remember when I said I'll kill you last, I lied.".
The "I lied" one is the best from that movie. Can't believe they didn't chose that one.
Let off some steam, Bennet
Last line: "Did you leave anything for us?" "Only bodies."
In the same vein as Nic Cage's "Rocketman", Arnie's True Lies "You're fired."
Scar -Long live the King..
Now that hit the spot!
Copybat/Brian Douglas: "What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?"
Bruce Wayne/Batman: "I'm not wearing hockey pads."
That never gets old. LOL
"No Ticket." that was a class line! Love Indiana Jones.
One of my favorite overlooked lines is in the Thomas Jane Punisher. When the guy that saved his life says, "Ve con Dios Castle. Go with God" to which he replies, "God's gonna sit this one out." Legendary!
Actually, I thought Stallone's line from Demolition Man was good. "You will regret this for the rest of your life...both seconds of it."
"Stick Around," is still funny as shit.
hahahaha
Dinner's gonna be cold tonight
We're not just gonna let you walk outta here
I was born yesterday
Swallow this
Buckle up bonehead
Don't son that gun is loaded
And many more.
My favorite is in The Expendables 2 but I don't think it would be considered one-liner when Arnold Schwarzenegger says "my shoe is bigger than this car" 😆 and Bruce Willis replies "oh would you just shut up and shoot something" 🤣
I like at the airport when they use each others one liner.
@@roachxyz me too, hearing Bruce Willis say "no, I'll be back, you've been back enough" was really funny
Arnold can have his own list .
So many iconic one liners.
Get to the chopaaaaah
Him and James Bond need their own lists
Arnie can have a list of his own. Just for The Running Man alone.
WATCHMOJO ALREADY DID A VIDEO ON THAT SUBJECT!
@@eddiejoewalt7746 OK, THANKS FOR LETTING US KNOW!
Look at sub-Zero, now plain zero!
Martin Lawrence Bad Boys - You forgot your boarding pass 😂
All these lines are timeless classics and fun fact, the line by Hulk was said by Lou Ferrigno
Arnold can have a list of his own
One of my favorite lines that always makes me laugh is from Total Recall when Arnold's character tore Michael Ironside's character arms off in the elevator and says, "See you at the party Richter!" Not too long after Ironside's character said that to him in a very over confident and douchey way.
Total Recall is, like all of Arnie's movies is a treasure trove of one liners including "Consider it a divorce."
@@susancullimore5643 I think The Running Man has some good ones too.
Amber(main female lead): They think I'm your girlfriend.
Ben(Arnold) : I can straighten that out. See that camera up there? I'll strangle you in front of the whole audience.
I know this is family friendly, but my favorite one-liner is from the movie "Wanted Dead or Alive". Rutger Hauer plays a bounty hunter and after he finally catches the bad guy he puts a hand grenade in the bad guy's mouth and is leading him along with one finger on the grenade's pin. Just before he turns him over to be arrested he says "F*ck the bonus" and pulls the pin. Love it!!!
My favorite as well, at least someone else remembers it.
Should have included the line "She always did enjoy a good squeeze" from GoldenEye 😃
You could honestly fill this list with just Arnie lines. I just rewatched the Running Man and i think he had about 20 one liners in that movie alone.
"Consider that a divorce."
From the original 'Total Recall.'
thankfully they don't repeat it in that "remake" or whatever the heck it was they were trying to pass off as Total Recall.
Arnie one-liners deserve their own list. I think "you're fired" from True Lies definitely got snubbed
I really enjoy this line in The Expendables 2 when Jason Statham is in a church and says "I now pronounce you husband and knife" and stabs the guy.
Also, "Let off some steam" is one of the best lines ever lol
Gotta love these lines from decent action flicks.
I’ll have to rewatch these iconic movies!
I always thought Travens's "Yeah, but I'm taller" was said because Payne had just lost his head, and thus became shorter.
I don't see how being taller than Payne gave him much advantage since the were fighting laying horizontally on the roof of the subway car.
It is, not sure what the writer of this was on about. Same with the "ice skate uphill" line, which is a euphemism for doing things the hard way.
Loki's "reply" as it were to "Puny God" was hilarious. That wheeze....
Some of these are just beyond golden.
Arnold and Bruce Campbell could dominate this list if comedies were allowed.
hulk thrashing loki around is one of my all time favorites
@deb barringer I remember being annoyed by that scene because then Loki wheezes.
You could fill this whole list with James Bond lines.
Thanks for the ♥, WatchMojo!
How about _True Lies_ ?
"Did you ever kill anyone?"
"Yes, but they were all bad!"
My favorite is from Undisputed 3 where there is a lot of US/Russian commentary throughout. The American (Turbo) says "where I'm from, there ain't sh*t for free" and the Russian (Boyka) responds "well, where I'm from, everything was for free, and it was all sh*t"
I think "Welcome to Earth," should have been higher on the list. It made me LOL in the theater.
The one from the movie "They Live" by Roddy Piper. that's the first one that popped into my mind when I saw the title of this upload. Thanx for including it. it is one of the all time greatest funny lines in all movies everywhere.
There is no way in Hell that WatchMojo will get the best from only a list of 20!
Keanu’s other one-liner in Speed was good too.
Annie: “Where’s Payne?”
Jack: “He lost his head.”
Escape Plan: ‘You hit like a vegetarian’ 😂. Delivered with classic Arnie zing.
I also like the line from Commando, "I let him go."
Will Smith's "Welcome to Earth" in "Independence Day" was great. So was his following line: "Now that's what I call a close encounter!"
Every time Arnie drops a oneliner, it's really groan worthy, and very funny!
Not exactly a one liner But the scene in the duct with John McClane lighting up his lighter uttering his phrase sarcastically 'Come out to the coast, have a few laughs...' always cracks me up
Thank you for including "Stick around" 🤣
Any time!
Great Video! *This list is amazing*
How could you not mention, "Now he's just plain zero" when mentioning Running Man?!
I guess I'm a simple guy because all of these just brought a smile to my face
Should have used a different line from Speed.
"Poor people are crazy, I'm eccentric."
“I’ll be back” will always be #1 in my books.
This is one of the best videos from your channel, if ot THE best.
My favorite from Total Recall, "See you at the party Richter."
Whoops! Sorry bro, I promise I didn't read your comment before I uploaded mines. My bad.
I'm glad the "Let off some steam Bennett" line is getting the appreciation it deserves.
"For me it was a Tuesday" lol not a funny line but the most gangster line ever uttered in film history
Yea that line makes the whole movie worth watching.
Despite "Hasta La Vista Baby and "I'll be back" being more famous for the franchise my favorite line in the 2nd Terminator movie was when Arnold had just been mutilated by the T1000 and he said "I need a vacation". I NEED A VACATION was PRICELESS. Its what a person says after a really long exhausting day. I hear it sometimes.
But it was such an UNDERSTATEMENT. He was MUTILATED, One of his arms was broken off and he says 'I need a vacation". I thought it was more priceless than his more famous one liners.
Piper's line is so awesome. Didn't he become a good guy on WWF after this movie? What a fun movie.😎😎😎
“I ain’t got time to bleed” takes the cake for me😂😂😂
I think the term "one liner" wasn't even a thing before Schwarzenegger.
Batman The Dark Knight's "Then you're going to love me" should have been on this list.
My all time favorite: "you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town "
Sly Stallone as Marion Cobretti: “You’re a disease, I’m the cure!”
Or giving an unconscious criminal the Miranda rights.
1:25 Nicholas Cage sent Tony Todd to Mars.
Now you got to do a list of all the bad guys one liner lol great video
The best Bond one liner was by Goldfinger : "I expect you to die."
PLEASE!!! Make a Schwarzenegger top 20 one lines 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
5:00 Watching Lethal Weapon in the theater, the audience cheered on this scene.
TFS Nappa: "I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say."
Stallone from Tango and Cash: "Rambo is a pussy."
Roddy Piper line was even reprised in the english version of the Yu-Gi-Oh animated serie.
*strangely that's where I heard it first
hahaha Seagal's dead pan "The blood bank" line
Roflcopter on the floor I just can't handle it
Love “Austin Powers”!
action movies and one liners go together like PB and J
A few of my favorite lines when James Bond says
Shocking , and that’s a name to die for lol.
When Arnold says your fired .
The TV edit of Snakes on a Plane is just as great... "I've had it with these Monkey Fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger is the undisputed king of one liners
I always thought the line was "I'm not wearing a hockey mask"
Glover’s better line is “Nailed ‘‘em both.”
"I lied." from Commando is my all time favorite.
I Come In Peace (It's called Dark Angel over here) is my fave Dolph Lundgren movie, so it's not entirely forgotten.
Love the film, but my favorite line is:
"Touch that again and I'm going to hit you very, very hard"
Take a shot of tequila for every one liner Arnie pulls off in The Running Man and you might not wake up the next morning.
My blackness knew exactly why that "ice-skating uphill" line made perfect sense.
It means: "Doing it the hard way".
How is that so hard to understand?
Lethal Weapon: I'm gettin too old for this S***.
There should be a Top 20 list for the greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Movie Quotes and One-Liners. He’s like the king of action movie one liners.
My all time favorite is Han Solo in a New Hope when he's leaving the cantina; "Sorry about the mess".
How in this world or any other is Will Smith's ICONIC *Welcome to Earth* all the way down at #15?!!! Heck, that line, and the line he immediately says afterward, *"Now that's what I call a Close Encounter!"* should have been #2 & #3. Sheesh 🙄
It's impossible to ice skate uphill. Blade is saying that some people are always trying to do the impossible. I believe it's in reference to defeating Blade.
In 1983's NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN (which, while starring Sean Connery as an older James Bond coming out of retirement from active service in what is essentially a remake of 1965's THUNDERBALL, is not considered a canon Bond film), Fatima Blush, played by Barbara Carrera, is waterskiing in the Bahamas when she skiis up onto the deck of the boat where Bond just happens to be taking in the sights while enjoying his vodka martni. He catches her and the exchange is priceless.
FATIMA BLUSH: Oh my! You're all wet.
JAMES BOND: Yes, but my martini is still dry.
The Bondest Bond one-liner ever!
Should have made the list, from "The Untouchables":
George Stone (Andy Garcia): "Where's Frank Netti?"
Elliot Ness (Kevin Costner): "He's in the car."
Even Vernon Wells gets a few Oneliners in "Commando." He's almost trying to beat Arnie at his own well seasoned game as Bennet.
great video
You missed out on Forrest Gump run Forrest run🤣🤣🤣
WHOO!!!!
Starting off with Arnold and Bruce Willis's the best part/
I know you said no action comedies but "good bad I'm the guy with the gun"from army of darkness
Honorable mention: "You're fired" from True Lies.
Booby Prize: "I'd buy that for a dollar!" from Robocop.
"Welcome to Earth"....and "now that's what I call a close encounter!".
Kevin Smith paid homage to Indy in Dogma
Where was '...Now he's Plain Zero!' from the Running Man?