Mettaton NEO: The most powerful of Mettaton’s 4 known forms, with 90 ATK and 4 DEF Theme: Power of Neo Mettaton EX: Has Mixed ATK and DEF, but low battery power. Also, Mettaton appears to be Infinitely Modest in this form Theme: Death By Glamour Mettaton BOX: The opposite of Mettaton NEO. Is mettaton’s default form. While having Low ATK, its DEF makes it invulnerable Theme: Metal Crusher Mettaton XP: A broken computer Theme:
Mettaton: Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other? Frisk: The distance between the stations is 252.2 miles. Mettaton: WAIT Frisk: Taking Station A as S=0, we have that B is at S=252.5 miles. When the trains meet, their spaces are equal. Mettaton: NO STOP Frisk: We can say that Sa = 124.7t and that Sb = 252.5 - 253.5t. Thus, 124.7t = 252.5 - 253.5 t => 378.2t = 252.5. Therefore, t = 0.66763 hours, which equates to 40.058 minutes. Since it's been 8 minutes from their departure, the time until they meet is 32.058 minutes. Mettaton: OH NO Frisk: The answer is letter [D]. You could totally do this under 30 seconds with a calculator in hand, but it still catches you off-guard. Mettaton: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ANSWER IT LIKE THAT, YOU WERE MEANT TO LOOK AT ALPHYS, I HAD THAT SET UP FOR THAT QUESTION Frisk: Yeah, but i did it. Mettaton: TRUE, TRUE, PROCCEED.
Natalie Leigh : Mettaton: Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other? Frisk: The distance between the stations is 252.2 miles. Mettaton: WAIT Frisk: Taking Station A as S=0, we have that B is at S=252.5 miles. When the trains meet, their spaces are equal. Mettaton: NO STOP Frisk: We can say that Sa = 124.7t and that Sb = 252.5 - 253.5t. Thus, 124.7t = 252.5 - 253.5 t => 378.2t = 252.5. Therefore, t = 0.66763 hours, which equates to 40.058 minutes. Since it's been 8 minutes from their departure, the time until they meet is 32.058 minutes. Mettaton: OH NO Frisk: The answer is letter [D]. You could totally do this under 30 seconds with a calculator in hand, but it still catches you off-guard. Mettaton: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ANSWER IT LIKE THAT, YOU WERE MEANT TO LOOK AT ALPHYS, I HAD THAT SET UP FOR THAT QUESTION Frisk: Yeah, but i did it. Mettaton: TRUE, TRUE, PROCCEED.Mettaton: Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other? Frisk: The distance between the stations is 252.2 miles. Mettaton: WAIT Frisk: Taking Station A as S=0, we have that B is at S=252.5 miles. When the trains meet, their spaces are equal. Mettaton: NO STOP Frisk: We can say that Sa = 124.7t and that Sb = 252.5 - 253.5t. Thus, 124.7t = 252.5 - 253.5 t => 378.2t = 252.5. Therefore, t = 0.66763 hours, which equates to 40.058 minutes. Since it's been 8 minutes from their departure, the time until they meet is 32.058 minutes. Mettaton: OH NO Frisk: The answer is letter [D]. You could totally do this under 30 seconds with a calculator in hand, but it still catches you off-guard. Mettaton: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ANSWER IT LIKE THAT, YOU WERE MEANT TO LOOK AT ALPHYS, I HAD THAT SET UP FOR THAT QUESTION Frisk: Yeah, but i did it. Mettaton: TRUE, TRUE, PROCCEED.Mettaton: Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other? Frisk: The distance between the stations is 252.2 miles. Mettaton: WAIT Frisk: Taking Station A as S=0, we have that B is at S=252.5 miles. When the trains meet, their spaces are equal. Mettaton: NO STOP Frisk: We can say that Sa = 124.7t and that Sb = 252.5 - 253.5t. Thus, 124.7t = 252.5 - 253.5 t => 378.2t = 252.5. Therefore, t = 0.66763 hours, which equates to 40.058 minutes. Since it's been 8 minutes from their departure, the time until they meet is 32.058 minutes. Mettaton: OH NO Frisk: The answer is letter [D]. YoSIX TWO 9 YEAH BOI11 Frisk: The answer i Mettaton: TRUE, TRUE, PROCCEED. OOH NUUUUUUUU STAAPPPPH D:
+EnderSweg (Ice Cream God) Me:YES YOU ARE! JUST PLEASE DON'T DRINK EVER AGAIN!!! ITS BAD FOR YOU AND YOUR NEW FABULOUS FORM!!! (Imitates a slurred voice of Mettaton EX) That's what you sound like when drunk! So STOP IT!!!
Those 2 games combined with HELP_Tale appearances make Underworld. Toriel is like a goat with sharp teeth and no lower jaw and four horns Frisk looks the same but cries and her/his arm is broken cuz she fell in the tough ground and Flowey is a sling for her arm
0.25: Mettaton is being scrapped for parts Normal: Mettaton is running low on battery power 1.5: Mettaton exists 2: Mettaton has drunk too much gasoline
Well, here we are The vile human appears With your disgusting aroma You're bringing me to tears If you take another step Then I know you're certain And for a battle I can prep And finally draw the curtain A warning I shall send Before our song and dance If you hurt any of my friends Then I'll end you with a glance It's time to take a bow This show has to end soon But, now you've got one final chance Show that you can still show love And you will be spared Listen to my words And heed my advice...
Well here we are, You stand before the star My warning you did not heed So prepare to soon bleed All the monsters were killed And your will was fulfilled Now humans shall be dead too Once again, because of you. My, oh, my, you see, that's an issue I cannot be a star without an audience, it's true So let's fight, devil child The crowd would go so wild If they weren't laying in rest But you have already guessed Suddenly, we fight But there's one thing I have to do, Experience my real might Allow me to show The Power of NEO And show you my true form! Be prepared...
When there's a murderous genderless child killing everyone on their way and even defeated the strongest monster in the underground but The show must go on anyway:
*Well here we are, you stand before the star. My warning you did not heed, so prepared to soon bleed. All the monsters were killed and you will was fulfilled. Now humans shall be dead too, once again because of you. *My, oh my. You see that's the issue. I can't be a star without audience it's true. So lets fight devil child, the crowd would go so wild. If they weren't laying in rest but it seems you had already guessed. Suddenly we fight, but there's one thing I have to do, experience my full might. Allow me to show to power of NEO, and show you my new form. Be prepared.
*Mettaton is running low on battery power.
Mettaton: My batteries are running low and it's getting dark, darling...
Here's some double a batteries 10 year garintee
@@ghostfave1216 * throws the batteries *
Rewop yrettab no wol gninnur si notattem
Which Batterys thogh?
AAA Battery,AA Battery,a Big Battery,.......
That feel when you want to sing some sick beeps but you haven't cleared your cache yet.
lel
*Mettaton is thinking about numbers divided by 0
Testo Sterone 0/0
0/0 equals 0 or cant be leled
whos from theking35
MasterDisaster me
0/0 =......
000000000.000000000$0000000000#@$$000
Lol
When Mettaton downgrades to Windows XP.
Oh no!! The calculator downgraded to Windows XP!!
macintosh system 1.0 or windows 1.0
Oh no darling!
Mettaton NEO: The most powerful of Mettaton’s 4 known forms, with 90 ATK and 4 DEF
Theme: Power of Neo
Mettaton EX: Has Mixed ATK and DEF, but low battery power. Also, Mettaton appears to be Infinitely Modest in this form
Theme: Death By Glamour
Mettaton BOX: The opposite of Mettaton NEO. Is mettaton’s default form. While having Low ATK, its DEF makes it invulnerable
Theme: Metal Crusher
Mettaton XP: A broken computer
Theme:
Upgrade*
ITS A NEW AU
NO COFFEE-TALE
I can only imagine what Undyne would be like.
*Undyne is considering going the f### back to sleep, just because she can. (?)
Plot, the same as undertale but everyone has a hangover and can't find their coffee makers
except sans
he runs on ketchup
@@gus9797 sans is super high on energy and everyone else is tired
@@reveriestyx2133 WEEZE! XD
*Mettaton forgot his coffee the morning.
EvieIsCool way to go you copied it from some won else from a different video
Robots can't drink.
@@sounderstudio1814
dude i was ten, chill
**it seems mettaton is sad for some reason**
Give him a Potato.
*when his fanbase drops down to 0*
There is a song in the files with mettaton sad
He misses blooky
*listens to music*
Sorry, I don't speak fax machine.
I dont speak fax machine either
BrandonPVZMaster xdxdxdxd
Mettaton has watched the bee movie and the emoji movie at the same time
Bee movie is better
Remember: We could have had a Popeye movie. BUT NO!!! WE GOT THE DAMN EMOJI MOVIE INSTEAD!!! God I hate the world sometimes.
Strobery
you could say
we could’ve done sans the emoji movie
if it's underground, 💀 would've looked different
@@boomkittyFX Life is bullshit. Distract yourself with games like SUPERHOT. SUPERHOT. SUPERHOT.
0:00
Mettaton: ERROR
Mettaton: Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
Frisk: The distance between the stations is 252.2 miles.
Mettaton: WAIT
Frisk: Taking Station A as S=0, we have that B is at S=252.5 miles. When the trains meet, their spaces are equal.
Mettaton: NO STOP
Frisk: We can say that Sa = 124.7t and that Sb = 252.5 - 253.5t. Thus, 124.7t = 252.5 - 253.5 t => 378.2t = 252.5. Therefore, t = 0.66763 hours, which equates to 40.058 minutes. Since it's been 8 minutes from their departure, the time until they meet is 32.058 minutes.
Mettaton: OH NO
Frisk: The answer is letter [D]. You could totally do this under 30 seconds with a calculator in hand, but it still catches you off-guard.
Mettaton: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ANSWER IT LIKE THAT, YOU WERE MEANT TO LOOK AT ALPHYS, I HAD THAT SET UP FOR THAT QUESTION
Frisk: Yeah, but i did it.
Mettaton: TRUE, TRUE, PROCCEED.
2 + 2 = 22.
Natalie Leigh : Mettaton: Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
Frisk: The distance between the stations is 252.2 miles.
Mettaton: WAIT
Frisk: Taking Station A as S=0, we have that B is at S=252.5 miles. When the trains meet, their spaces are equal.
Mettaton: NO STOP
Frisk: We can say that Sa = 124.7t and that Sb = 252.5 - 253.5t. Thus, 124.7t = 252.5 - 253.5 t => 378.2t = 252.5. Therefore, t = 0.66763 hours, which equates to 40.058 minutes. Since it's been 8 minutes from their departure, the time until they meet is 32.058 minutes.
Mettaton: OH NO
Frisk: The answer is letter [D]. You could totally do this under 30 seconds with a calculator in hand, but it still catches you off-guard.
Mettaton: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ANSWER IT LIKE THAT, YOU WERE MEANT TO LOOK AT ALPHYS, I HAD THAT SET UP FOR THAT QUESTION
Frisk: Yeah, but i did it.
Mettaton: TRUE, TRUE, PROCCEED.Mettaton: Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
Frisk: The distance between the stations is 252.2 miles.
Mettaton: WAIT
Frisk: Taking Station A as S=0, we have that B is at S=252.5 miles. When the trains meet, their spaces are equal.
Mettaton: NO STOP
Frisk: We can say that Sa = 124.7t and that Sb = 252.5 - 253.5t. Thus, 124.7t = 252.5 - 253.5 t => 378.2t = 252.5. Therefore, t = 0.66763 hours, which equates to 40.058 minutes. Since it's been 8 minutes from their departure, the time until they meet is 32.058 minutes.
Mettaton: OH NO
Frisk: The answer is letter [D]. You could totally do this under 30 seconds with a calculator in hand, but it still catches you off-guard.
Mettaton: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ANSWER IT LIKE THAT, YOU WERE MEANT TO LOOK AT ALPHYS, I HAD THAT SET UP FOR THAT QUESTION
Frisk: Yeah, but i did it.
Mettaton: TRUE, TRUE, PROCCEED.Mettaton: Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
Frisk: The distance between the stations is 252.2 miles.
Mettaton: WAIT
Frisk: Taking Station A as S=0, we have that B is at S=252.5 miles. When the trains meet, their spaces are equal.
Mettaton: NO STOP
Frisk: We can say that Sa = 124.7t and that Sb = 252.5 - 253.5t. Thus, 124.7t = 252.5 - 253.5 t => 378.2t = 252.5. Therefore, t = 0.66763 hours, which equates to 40.058 minutes. Since it's been 8 minutes from their departure, the time until they meet is 32.058 minutes.
Mettaton: OH NO
Frisk: The answer is letter [D]. YoSIX TWO 9 YEAH BOI11
Frisk: The answer i
Mettaton: TRUE, TRUE, PROCCEED.
OOH NUUUUUUUU STAAPPPPH D:
LOL
proceed
This comment is amazing.
Who thinks the slowed down versions are better?
Me
In some respects, yeah
there pretty good
they're pretty good sorry
I thought i was the only one!
Genocide metal crusher anyone?
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Im sorry im late
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Mettaton
Mettanone
Mettaton
Mettadone
Mettat *on*
Mettat *off*
mettaton, go home, you're drunk
Mettaton: No I'm n-*hic*
+EnderSweg (Ice Cream God)
Me:YES YOU ARE! JUST PLEASE DON'T DRINK EVER AGAIN!!! ITS BAD FOR YOU AND YOUR NEW FABULOUS FORM!!! (Imitates a slurred voice of Mettaton EX) That's what you sound like when drunk! So STOP IT!!!
Mettaton: S-Shut up!!
me: (facepalms like usual, then sighs) Why did you have to create that robot, Alph...?
+EnderSweg (Ice Cream God) Napstablook ooooooooooh nooooooo not again..........
0:00 "Well, Can't blame a BARK for tryin'."
That's a Good antagonist theme.
It is
@@Crilyte wooosh
@@obomna whar
Alphys:
Uh....I f-forget to charge the battery...
* *T* *h* *e* *Q* *u* *i* *z* *S* *h* *o* *w* *s* *t* *a* *r* *t* *s* *!*
Mettaton:
ARE YOU An ghos... *Turns off*
drunk rectangle
Maybe
He's not a rectangle. Rectangles are polygons, but he has 8 sides.
No, he's a rectangle with another rectangle at the bottom
+EnderSweg (Ice Cream God) oh... Welp, I'm stupid as hell...
We all are
could see this as a creepypasta version of mettaton like underfell or horrortoale.
Those 2 games combined with HELP_Tale appearances make Underworld.
Toriel is like a goat with sharp teeth and no lower jaw and four horns
Frisk looks the same but cries and her/his arm is broken cuz she fell in the tough ground and Flowey is a sling for her arm
Some people also find this as a genocide version of metal crusher
I would imagine this playing when Mettaton confronts Frisk in Alphys' lab on the genocide route
0.25: Mettaton is being scrapped for parts
Normal: Mettaton is running low on battery power
1.5: Mettaton exists
2: Mettaton has drunk too much gasoline
*He's slowly turns into a nuclear bomb...
*what
*There seems to be no quiz but horryfiying music playing.
1.5x is the closest to getting it back to normal
I've always liked the rectangle mettaton more than EX. QvQ
BRUH YOU LIKE A MICROWAVE (sorry for the bad english,is because i'm brazilian)
When you hear this, you know that Mettaton hates you.
*human killing machine broke*
Drunk Mettaton sings metal crusher song for the last time
"cant blame a bark for trying"
This is satisfying to my ears
Almost sound like but nobody came
Mettaton: DarlIng Itssss against the rrrrrule to SCREAAAAAAAM!!!....
“Take one more step and I’ll show you the power of NEO, darling.
Mettaton, did you take the sleepy pills again?
Mtt: maaaaaaaaaaaybe...
Me: mettaton... tell the truth!
Mtt: no! (Yawn) I... I didn't... (falls asleep)
When Mettaton's brain turns into Internet Explorer
Mettaton forgot to become NEO on genocide...
*Erasing Entertainment protocols
*task: destroy human.
*Initiating task
*slowing down theme to make it creepy
I have a feeling about how this was played by a Balkan Brass band/Brigade... it sounds so eerily fitting...
Smells like metta- wait... **sniff** smells like alcohol?! Mettaton, go home, your drunk.
This is amazing good job
1K views, 18 likes.. Wow.. I.. Did not expect this.. Who are you people?
crazy
We are the people of the internet race.
We are the people who speak in hand
WE IS DA PEOPLE
We arez de manz who spekz in hundz
Wait....
I'm a girl....
Toby makes such good music
REAL DRAMA REAL ACTION REAL BLOODSHED ON OUR NEW SHOW... ATTACK OF THE KILLER ROBOT!
*You scream for help...but Alphys isn't here and its against the rules...suddenly you see some lamps glitching.
This was actually used in a undertale ddd animation because its like a mettaton genocide theme.
Lemonlight
put it on 0.5
THIS IS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I LOVE IT XD
this is what mettaton's theme would be if he went insane...
HE HAS A CHAINSAW
Ender The Fluff LOL
Mettaton: YEssss there is... its the quiz you'll never hear.
Lore of Metal Crusher slowed down momentum 100
Mettaton is rethinking his life
This plays when I begin to run DOOM II on mettaton
*You stay still and say that there's no quiz.
You stand before the star
This must be playing, when you go into lab in genocide route.
my fav theme
*Mettaton is holding on for dear life.
Well, here we are
The vile human appears
With your disgusting aroma
You're bringing me to tears
If you take another step
Then I know you're certain
And for a battle I can prep
And finally draw the curtain
A warning I shall send
Before our song and dance
If you hurt any of my friends
Then I'll end you with a glance
It's time to take a bow
This show has to end soon
But, now you've got one final chance
Show that you can still show love
And you will be spared
Listen to my words
And heed my advice...
Well here we are,
You stand before the star
My warning you did not heed
So prepare to soon bleed
All the monsters were killed
And your will was fulfilled
Now humans shall be dead too
Once again, because of you.
My, oh, my, you see, that's an issue
I cannot be a star without an audience, it's true
So let's fight, devil child
The crowd would go so wild
If they weren't laying in rest
But you have already guessed
Suddenly, we fight
But there's one thing I have to do,
Experience my real might
Allow me to show
The Power of NEO
And show you my true form!
Be prepared...
If my actual brain functioning had sound
I love this song make more!!!!!!
for some reason it sounds like police sirens in the background. XD there coming for you mettaton for drinking to much.
1.5X mettaton is fully charged
*you somehow maked mettaton angry, run from this indestructible machine
I like this music
It seems SOMEONE has discovered Skynet...
RIP humanity :(
Metanator
Metraton's Magic Mushroom problem has got the best of him
Hollywood music producers making music for the desert part of the movie:
This is slowed down by 37.5%, you can speed it up by 35% on the youtube menu
Sounds like an undertale au
The klezmer is strong with this one
It would have been great if the genocidal route if we ran into that form of mettaton so the song would sound
When you are able to attack [METTATON] and he is about to die
When there's a murderous genderless child killing everyone on their way and even defeated the strongest monster in the underground but The show must go on anyway:
*Well here we are, you stand before the star. My warning you did not heed, so prepared to soon bleed. All the monsters were killed and you will was fulfilled. Now humans shall be dead too, once again because of you.
*My, oh my. You see that's the issue. I can't be a star without audience it's true. So lets fight devil child, the crowd would go so wild. If they weren't laying in rest but it seems you had already guessed. Suddenly we fight, but there's one thing I have to do, experience my full might. Allow me to show to power of NEO, and show you my new form. Be prepared.
0.25
H3LP_T4L3
PROTOCOLS INVADED.
When you put it at 1.5x speed it sounds like normal metal crusher again just a little higher pitched.
Now add earrape to this
WOW
**Mettaton needs a moment. Mettaton seen some... things...*
When mettaton uses internet explorer
If you speed this up, it sounds minor, and that makes it sound pretty cool
Dang it! Alphys! You forgot to charge mettaton
Mettaton ran on a windows 10
*this plays*
Me: Mettaton, when did you last charge your battery?
Mettaton: Umm, a few days ago.
Me: Exactly. Go charge your battery, please.
at 0.25 speed if you listen carefully you can hear the devil being summoned
put on 1 25 speed and boooommmm metal crusher with new picth
Am I the only one who laughed at the description?
Probably
No
I died when I read it
0.25x speed gives me nightmares
Why this sound like a late night soviet tv show?
1.5 for the original speed!
*metal crushed evolved to drunk duck crusher*
,,Genocidal Calculator''
Mettaton On Genocide Route: you really know how to put up a show, a boring one
Mettaton On Genocide Route: you do the same act over and over again.
honestly sounds like my old fax machine
1.25x speed for normal!
put this on 2x it sounds like a theme
it just sounds more serious.
On 1.5, if you get rid of the base robotic noises, it sounds like traditional russian music.
Holy floppy floop
I went to speed and changed it to lowest it’s horrifying now
1.5x is the normal speed