Who can relate to the frustration when Arthur is in a populated area like Saint Denis and tries to mount his horse only to grab someone and acquire an assault charge lol?
There was this one time I was walking behind John to go to my tent and he said "are you following me?" I used the defuse choice and just kept walking and then he just punched me. I think it was a glitch tho.
Me! I stopped in Saint Denis for a bite to eat and ended up wanted dead or alive. Accidentally choked someone while trying to get on my horse, then accidentally choked two more people trying to mount up and get away before witnesses to the first assault reported me. I also got charged with vehicle theft because I accidentally climbed on to the stage coach while trying to ask for a ride (both are same button). I jumped off immediately and asked for ride, and then me and the stage coach driver were shot at by police as we rode off. Stage coach driver didn't care and kept going. And he was the one who reported me for vehicle theft!
I'd still kill him for killing his horse. Horse killing is a no no. I love all of my horses. Hell, I even took my first purchased horse, Mary, on all of my Stories. She never let me down. Even in gunfire. But then this bastard gets all pissy for losing and just outright killing his horse... he's a dead man.
Well a man come on the 6 o’clock news. He said bodys been shot some bodys be abused. Some body blew a building some body stole a car somebody got away some body didnt get to far.justice is the one thing you should always find, you gotta saddle up your boys you gotta draw a hard line. Whne the gun smoke settles we’ll sink a victory tune and we’ll all meet back in the local saloon. AND WE’LL RAISE UP OUR GLASSES AGINST EVIL FORCES SINGING WHISKEY FOR MY MEN BEER FOR MY HORSES!
My black Arabian died in this scene , but is okay , i killed him with 16 shots , molotovs and dynamite. I reloaded the game and my Arabian called Vader is ok
That dude who is mean to his horse after you race him? If you're quick enough you can lasso him, loot the horses papers and sell it for $100 or something at any stable. That's what I did as soon as he started being mean to his horse lol
When those people ask you to race, just pull them off their horse and steal it. The horses are better and faster than you can buy or catch. I got an level 9 speed (7 acceleration) thoroughbred from the woman near Rhodes.
dmarlow310 I didn’t do it with the woman near Rhodes, just because she was nice and friendly, and I’ve raced her a couple times now. That guy that was mean to his horse? I lassoed him, left him in the middle of a buffalo field, and stole his horse.
I had this funny thing happen during game, but I wasn't recording it. I found an O'Driscoll campsite in the West Grizzlies (not the ranch, just a campsite with 5 O'Driscolls). I snuck up to the camp and took cover behind a tree, then lined up my first shot and kill one. The others jumped up and started yelling things like "what the hell?" and "kill the bastard!" I peeked out to line up my second shot, but before I pulled the trigger, a huge Grizzly bear charged into the camp and started mauling them. They were all screaming and running around, but they kept shooting at me instead of the bear! So I watched as the bear killed them all and then I snuck off so the bear could enjoy his dinner. I wish I had recorded it. It would have been a great video.
You can save the last 15 minutes of gameplay manually by pressing the share button and selecting "save video" in the menu. For the next time something like that happens
@@spaceginger7627 - Cool! Thanks! I didn't know that. I wish I knew early today. Another funny thing happened. I came across a train being robbed, so I killed all the O'Driscolls. Then I see a wagon sitting on the trail and the driver watching me. I thought he was a witness investigating, so I went over to chat with him. He was like "Good day, sir." Then another wagon rode up and stopped for no apparent reason. Then another, and another, until there were like 20 wagons at an invisible road block. I had Arthur saying hello to them all, and they were all politely and patience. I guess it was a glitch due to the train stopped nearby (which wasn't on the trail or at an intersection.) It was just kind of funny to see so many wagons in one place.
Lol, the first time I tried to save the kid in the basement I accidentally gut shot the shopkeeper, the law came in guns blazing and finished him off then charged me with murder... 😂
17:00 Ok here are my theories for this: 1- Demon horse that randomly appears at sunset and causes spontaneous combustion of all living things that approach it to close. 2- A simple game bug ?
11:14 I thought this only happened to me. I hogtied that guy and killed him, then had to kill about 5 witnesses one after the other, then ended up running across half the map all because that asshole killed my horse.
Omg! I am always being tackled by bucks! Worst moment: killed the legendary grizzly, had low life, was about to put the hide on my horse then BAM! Buck killed me
8:12 Wilhelm scream. 11:21 he says "Jesus what the heck did i do" after he kills your horse. 12:17 just another day in San Denis 16:28 broke-back mountain?
Rockstar Games (in reference to Red Dead Online): "Ladies and gentlemen-------THIS IS a robbery. Have Faith. Stay Strong. Spend. $MUNEH. On. Me. The online experience will improve...We just need a little more time----------AND $MUNEH". Me (in Arthur's voice): "Shuuuowa".
21:34 is the best part of the video. It just describes us people who watch movies. He feels sorry for the dog but completely disregards the human he hit the horse with. Humanity in a nutshell.
@@SashaLyubitRossiyu If he isn't eating a mouthful of dirt or sand at the time. Can't really scream when you got a mouthful of rocks and your head is being pounded against an overhanging log, while you get dragged down a bunch of rapids :P
What got me: 0:21 “whachu doin’ lookin at her like dat?!” 0:59 “cheered me up!” 1:31 what were the odds? 2:33 parkour! ✌️ 2:43 wha? 4:28 I don’t even know what to say...we’ve all been there but wow 4:57 perfect. Nailed it! 5:18 again, what were the odds? 7:02 we’ve all been there but I like his reaction 7:20 when you feel the music in you 7:39 ha! 8:37 rolly pollie (spelling??) 9:19 RKO! 11:01 too sad! I would torture the guy! 14:41 ha! 16:20 good job Arthur! 18:43 these are funny 18:50 poor Arthur! 23:50 I guess they do get what’s coming 24:23 that’s when HE knew he f**ked up 25:27 “Arthur” 25:44 I really like these 25:58 I mean I REALLY like these for some reason 27:06 ZOOM!! 27:27 the funny part but also “I thought you were a changed man?!” 27:49 slow and steady huh
I'm pretty sure that was the bear trap guy that tells you to take stuff from his bag. The snake bite guy doesn't have a bag, if I'm remembering correctly. Instead, he lets you get something for free from the gun store in Valentine (he pays for it).
I do not want to know what the incest couple was doing with the deer!!!
Some people keep dogs for pets. Some people keep racoons for pets. Some people keep deer.
@@WorldWalker128 were all know this specific couple was not keeping the deer as a pet at least not in the traditional sense (BDSM Pet maybe)
I do....for a friend.....who is researching........for grad school..........who is becoming a vet.............
Matthew Fortune it seemed pretty desperate to leave
Actually they are siblings..
Who can relate to the frustration when Arthur is in a populated area like Saint Denis and tries to mount his horse only to grab someone and acquire an assault charge lol?
There was this one time I was walking behind John to go to my tent and he said "are you following me?" I used the defuse choice and just kept walking and then he just punched me. I think it was a glitch tho.
Me! I stopped in Saint Denis for a bite to eat and ended up wanted dead or alive. Accidentally choked someone while trying to get on my horse, then accidentally choked two more people trying to mount up and get away before witnesses to the first assault reported me.
I also got charged with vehicle theft because I accidentally climbed on to the stage coach while trying to ask for a ride (both are same button). I jumped off immediately and asked for ride, and then me and the stage coach driver were shot at by police as we rode off. Stage coach driver didn't care and kept going. And he was the one who reported me for vehicle theft!
Every.Single.Fucking.Time
its the fuckening
bl0gmOnKeY78 if I follow someone I don’t get charges
I can relate:
Officer: "You're arrested for murder.."
Me: "I just hit the wrong button...!!!" :(
ClemensAlive bro I got arrested for greeting a officer 😂😂😂
I got wanted because a lawman was running after a criminal and then he bumped into my horse and suddenly i was wanted
i was wanted for standing in the middle of the road, and getting in the way of a shootout
FRRRR
Or you hit the right button to loot an Odriascol but apparently that's also a crime
The very first one was a win, imagine how terrifying it would be to see someone shoot a hawk out of the sky without looking
J. M. Well whatever it is it’s still bad ass
That's the power of 100 charisma intimidation.
Extreme trick shotting lol
If i was in that guys situation and just seen him shoot a bird without looking, I would’ve had a heart attack.
well, it does get the point across
22:00 "Wait the dog's alive again, oh he's fine......... alright"
*RUNS DOG OVER AGAIN*
The cut was perfect lmao
0:38 John Marston’s worst nightmare
Swimming isn't his key...
Don't be talkin' bout Marston that way.
Disciple Alpha||||hahahahhaha
1:50
11:21 "What the heck did I do?"
The balls on this guy.
I'd still kill him for killing his horse. Horse killing is a no no. I love all of my horses.
Hell, I even took my first purchased horse, Mary, on all of my Stories. She never let me down. Even in gunfire.
But then this bastard gets all pissy for losing and just outright killing his horse... he's a dead man.
@swagman - 2004 Autobots for life.
It was a boss fight 🤣🤣🤣
He shouldn't have lost honor he killed his horse
I would’ve hog-tied him and fed him to alligators or thrown him off a tall bridge
7:58 look at me Dutch ! LOOK AT ME ! 😂😂😂
Hey, can you tell dutch to shut the fuck up about money for me? I'm busy.
Haha so funny yes🤣
@@ArthurMorgan-vy4is and can you punch the Fuck outta Micah for me
NOPE
Top Side the laughing made it ten times funnier 😂😂😂
0:38 rare footage of John Marstons nightmares
16:22 might want to look at the journal entry to find out what happened that night
Brokeback Mountain
Gay happened
A one night stand happened😂
hahaha
What happened
12:42 "Long live the king!" 🦁
Relatable 😂
I got an add for the lion King remake when I clicked there
"A"
6:36
"Whiskey for my men...and beer for my horses."
There's a face joke in that scene...
ANOTHER DRINK DAMN YOU
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
Well a man come on the 6 o’clock news. He said bodys been shot some bodys be abused. Some body blew a building some body stole a car somebody got away some body didnt get to far.justice is the one thing you should always find, you gotta saddle up your boys you gotta draw a hard line. Whne the gun smoke settles we’ll sink a victory tune and we’ll all meet back in the local saloon. AND WE’LL RAISE UP OUR GLASSES AGINST EVIL FORCES SINGING WHISKEY FOR MY MEN BEER FOR MY HORSES!
Yeet
14:25 “there she is, my beautiful wife” 😂
Chark BTW the bad thing is John or Arthur got the penalty lmao
XD
😂
Man that dude thinks the horse is hes wife and the horse kicked him
13:22 will never *not* be funny.
Looked for this clip for a long time.
I got one near as good on my Xbox. I should probably upload that to UA-cam.
Imagine having the best horse in the game, improving the relationship till level 4 and then 10:58
Thats why u always Carry Horse reviver
How do you revive from a bullet in the head, didn’t had the option to
I legit stopped the video and was like wowwww bro
My black Arabian died in this scene , but is okay , i killed him with 16 shots , molotovs and dynamite. I reloaded the game and my Arabian called Vader is ok
And then the NPC had the audacity to go "Jesus! What the heck did I do?!" after Arthur tries to shoot him.
18:54 my social life in a nutshell.
RDR2 sure is realistic...
This happened to me in Rdr2 today
I feel really bad for Arthur...
Same
LOL thats too funny ....
6:35 "SHREK 2"
9:44 "DON'T TOUCH MY FOOD!!!"
13:15 "MY CARROT!!"
That dude who is mean to his horse after you race him? If you're quick enough you can lasso him, loot the horses papers and sell it for $100 or something at any stable. That's what I did as soon as he started being mean to his horse lol
Shawn Thompson good to know thx
I wish I had known this! He killed my horse too!
When those people ask you to race, just pull them off their horse and steal it. The horses are better and faster than you can buy or catch.
I got an level 9 speed (7 acceleration) thoroughbred from the woman near Rhodes.
@@dmarlow310 exactly what I do
dmarlow310 I didn’t do it with the woman near Rhodes, just because she was nice and friendly, and I’ve raced her a couple times now. That guy that was mean to his horse? I lassoed him, left him in the middle of a buffalo field, and stole his horse.
18:50
What happens when you haven't taken a bath since the start of the game.
13:28 Arthur's face tho OMG
AlphaIkaros the DETAIL 😂😂😂
TheWriteLife 16 TIMES the detail.
Ikr? Isn’t it beautiful
11:30 where can i pick up this quest n its the horses a missuri tox trotter?
AlphaIkaros 💀💀💀
13:25 i lost it at arthurs face 😂😂
20:44
Stranger in wagon: hey, what does this button do! *pushes button*
Unknown robotic voice: EJECTION ACTIVATED
Stranger in wagon: ejec-what?
Stranger: ₕₒₗₐ
13:23 - my favorite moments.
I had this funny thing happen during game, but I wasn't recording it. I found an O'Driscoll campsite in the West Grizzlies (not the ranch, just a campsite with 5 O'Driscolls). I snuck up to the camp and took cover behind a tree, then lined up my first shot and kill one. The others jumped up and started yelling things like "what the hell?" and "kill the bastard!"
I peeked out to line up my second shot, but before I pulled the trigger, a huge Grizzly bear charged into the camp and started mauling them. They were all screaming and running around, but they kept shooting at me instead of the bear! So I watched as the bear killed them all and then I snuck off so the bear could enjoy his dinner.
I wish I had recorded it. It would have been a great video.
I love when the world reacts to itself like that xD sounds like a fun dinner party!
You can save the last 15 minutes of gameplay manually by pressing the share button and selecting "save video" in the menu. For the next time something like that happens
@@spaceginger7627 - Cool! Thanks! I didn't know that.
I wish I knew early today. Another funny thing happened. I came across a train being robbed, so I killed all the O'Driscolls. Then I see a wagon sitting on the trail and the driver watching me. I thought he was a witness investigating, so I went over to chat with him. He was like "Good day, sir." Then another wagon rode up and stopped for no apparent reason. Then another, and another, until there were like 20 wagons at an invisible road block.
I had Arthur saying hello to them all, and they were all politely and patience. I guess it was a glitch due to the train stopped nearby (which wasn't on the trail or at an intersection.) It was just kind of funny to see so many wagons in one place.
Lol, the first time I tried to save the kid in the basement I accidentally gut shot the shopkeeper, the law came in guns blazing and finished him off then charged me with murder... 😂
1:43 *TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEXTAPE...*
THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE !
Wow what an underrated comment
Shut up bro lol
I SHOT THIS BOAT IN HALF
11:21
*Aims gun*
Loser: What the heck did I do?!
Oh whydthjdt you know what you did!
6:38 A horse comes into a bar... probably my favorite joke yet ;P
Bartender asks, “So, why the long face?”
same happened in shrek movie
Hey uh mate can I get the large apple soda along with fries and bacon and chicken nuggets
13:04 I love the little bunny hop the horse does before running off lmao
16:27 Gavin??? Gavin???? GAVINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
12:07, the complete failure of the dead eye. I’m laughing my ass off😂😂
*A lot of horses were harmed (or harmed people) during the making of this video*
18:57 my first time in high school with no friends
I got a car repair ad. Is that relevant?🤣
2:32 me getting through the school year
Everything going smoothly as planned. And then there is that one test
Friend : Are u a lucky person ?
Me : 15:05
LMAO SO TRUE
17:30 That demon horse though...
I knew Hollywood loves their exploding cars but horse lighting on fire when crashing is entirely new concept for me xD
too much hair pomade can do this
It’s rapidash is virtual real life!
Someone finds the two burnt horses laying on each other
Where?
7:10 guy gets shot in the chest still has enough strength to wail on Arthur
That dude gangsta as shit. You see how casually he walked up to Arthur after getting shot in the chest?
17:00 Ok here are my theories for this:
1- Demon horse that randomly appears at sunset and causes spontaneous combustion of all living things that approach it to close.
2- A simple game bug ?
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3
2
24:00
“Everyone gets what’s coming,don’t they?”
15:27 that guy’s probably having the worst day ever 😂
6:39 whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
8:37 As....you....wiiiiiiiissssssshhhhh.
Good one!! 👏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
bob wolf 😂😂😂😂😂
I just watched that the other day 😂
Princess Bride reference
0:44 "Help me Robin! I can't bloody swim!"
11:14 I thought this only happened to me. I hogtied that guy and killed him, then had to kill about 5 witnesses one after the other, then ended up running across half the map all because that asshole killed my horse.
Wolf: “ZA WARUDO”
“SHINEI ARTHUR”
Arthur: 3:59
That sounds like the name of a monster in Flashman Za Warudo!
11:01 DOUBLE KILL!!
Miguel Rios no it sicks when your horse dies. NOT FUNNY!!!! 😡🤬👎
@@thatoneguy611 come on man! He was making a joke!
@@minimanv I wrote that comment a year ago. I was probably joking when I wrote it.
The deer walking out of the incest couple's house was just too perfect.
14:25 "wrong house buddy.."
20:44 That was the most cartoon moment I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂
8:24 “Arthur coming in” 😂😂 you said it, not me!
Omg! I am always being tackled by bucks! Worst moment: killed the legendary grizzly, had low life, was about to put the hide on my horse then BAM! Buck killed me
0:38 “alright guys today I’m going to be showing you how to do the backstroke”
9:14 when you touch the dramatic person in class...
8:12 Wilhelm scream. 11:21 he says "Jesus what the heck did i do" after he kills your horse. 12:17 just another day in San Denis 16:28 broke-back mountain?
14:49 I did not need to see horse balls 😂
7:36 i Love this music😍😂
What song is that please?
17:28 that had me dying lol 😂
The deer coming out of the Aberdeen residence just makes that so much worse
I saw that and I'm like "Ummmmmmmmm... I'd ask, but I'm afraid I'd get answers"
That deer at the Aberdeens was like “thank god your here I was looking for a excuse to leave “
Rockstar Games (in reference to Red Dead Online):
"Ladies and gentlemen-------THIS IS a robbery. Have Faith. Stay Strong.
Spend.
$MUNEH.
On.
Me.
The online experience will improve...We just need a little more time----------AND $MUNEH".
Me (in Arthur's voice): "Shuuuowa".
The Kamikaze Bear was possibly my favorite one
The horse tapping along to the music was the greatest. LMAO!
10:43 "What did I do?!" Bruh you shot my horse!
Ikr
I just bought a PS4 today just to play this game 😁
ElectroPlays lol that’s why I’m waiting for the ps5 to come out
Same but I got a xbox one just for this
Same but I actually didn't and I'm enjoying it on PC
@@batmanbarlow829 should've went with the ps4. I had an xbox one for 3 years before I sold it and got a ps4. The ps4 just overall performs better.
Me too! That's the only game i'm playing so far! I want to try the Witcher 3 but can't seem to let rdr2 go
18:51 You know, I've heard Arthur admit that he may stink, before, but I've *Never* seen him clear out a crowd before, lol.
Arthur: **Shoots butcher in the chest at point blank range**
Butcher: **Mild annoyance**
11:20 “oh Jesus, what the heck did I do?!”
Perhaps killed your horse or mine 🤔 lol
Lol flawless victory.
3:49 Now that's some truly *rotten luck.*
The YES tune at 13:28, I was crying. Holy shit.
11:56 is the best one, that intense, slow motion, nail biting set-up, only to be met with the most astronomical failure.
Fucking beautiful.
4:45 My Question Is, How The Hell Did His Horse Survive That Fall?? Lmao
Wait how?
16:30 when you discover that your character is gay
21:34 is the best part of the video. It just describes us people who watch movies.
He feels sorry for the dog but completely disregards the human he hit the horse with. Humanity in a nutshell.
Love how the dude at 11:23 kills the horse then say
"What the hell did i do?"
those type of videos are so addicting to watch
'A player accidentally pressed the wrong button' lmao 100% relate
Man those rams are really really wild! 🐏
😂😂😂👌
That toe tapping horse gets me everytime 😂
7:00 The best part of this bit was how the butcher just slowly, casually walks around his stall.... and starts beating him.
Arthur's scream when he falls down cliffs is just the best "AAAAAIIIIAAAA-AAAAAHHH!" :D
AND THEN HE GOES LIKE "goddamnit" or "jeesus" or sum xD
@@SashaLyubitRossiyu If he isn't eating a mouthful of dirt or sand at the time. Can't really scream when you got a mouthful of rocks and your head is being pounded against an overhanging log, while you get dragged down a bunch of rapids :P
@@Justacheese xD yh but uk wht I mean lol, don't ya?
“Fair enough mate, fair enough😶, I hit the wrong key mate”
Arthur falls on boxes. Stranger: "Cheered me up!"
I had that same bullet belt glitch in that quest. Laughed my ass off when he said LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME
6:45 whiskey for my men and beer for my horses
11:12
Stranger shoots horses.
Arthur: So you have chosen death
I think that deer needs some therapy 2:15
i love that you can hear him choking at 17:00
6:36
"So uh why the long face mister?"
Keep em' coming guys. This is funny. Great sound affects man.
I feel so bad for laughing at 6:00 LMAO
6:48 The horse : To to be a human! NOW BRING OUT THA GODDAMN VODKA
This shit is funny as hell, made my day. Keep it up!
What got me:
0:21 “whachu doin’ lookin at her like dat?!”
0:59 “cheered me up!”
1:31 what were the odds?
2:33 parkour! ✌️
2:43 wha?
4:28 I don’t even know what to say...we’ve all been there but wow
4:57 perfect. Nailed it!
5:18 again, what were the odds?
7:02 we’ve all been there but I like his reaction
7:20 when you feel the music in you
7:39 ha!
8:37 rolly pollie (spelling??)
9:19 RKO!
11:01 too sad! I would torture the guy!
14:41 ha!
16:20 good job Arthur!
18:43 these are funny
18:50 poor Arthur!
23:50 I guess they do get what’s coming
24:23 that’s when HE knew he f**ked up
25:27 “Arthur”
25:44 I really like these
25:58 I mean I REALLY like these for some reason
27:06 ZOOM!!
27:27 the funny part but also “I thought you were a changed man?!”
27:49 slow and steady huh
6:12 This is the saddest moment in the whole video
John: “Wrong house buddy”
I remember helping someone with a snake bite they told me to take whatever I like from their bag & I accidentally shot them in the face.😔
I'm pretty sure that was the bear trap guy that tells you to take stuff from his bag. The snake bite guy doesn't have a bag, if I'm remembering correctly. Instead, he lets you get something for free from the gun store in Valentine (he pays for it).
I enjoyed this video a ton. Thanks for the laughs!
6:08 he took his horse with him lol
12:39
Arthur: I got a kill!
Cougar: no I got a kill
1:43 would have been perfectly paired with the Titanic theme
The deer was like"sorry I was just leaving"