The fact that my mum still calls Mkurugenzi 'Freddie' 😂how do you make your parents move on bana?!..'Leo Freddie ameeka episode mpya eka tuone' Ah! Huwa naFRAAIA tu! 😂
Ndo ujue nimerogwa na Mkuru aki.. Nmetoka live recording na badala ya kulala, mimi ndo huyu hapa nawatch episode ingine 😂😂. The live experience is one that is addictive for sure 😁👍💯🇰🇪
Wakuruugenzii !! 👏mameen .. Diastories Episode 10 .. weeewee tunakimbiza hii kitu vile inafaa .. watching this sho bila kupiga subscription unarisk kugongwa na corner ya dirisha 😂🙊😂.. that said lets roll .. wakuruugenzii mwaka ni wa .....
Mkurugenzi vipi,mazee me kitu na ngoja ni next episode na Yesu Niko na few request na najuwe wewe na team yako ni wale wasee. 1.Tuandalie sinema ya the black revolutionary (The black panther party) 2.Ukiwa kwa hii diastories ukipiga season finali tafuta country moja wewe na your team mfanikishe (tutafika bei huku qatar) 3.Alafu kuna machendise ziko out of stock,rada???
Not me being tempted to watch this premier during the live recording 😭😭😭😂👽With MKURUGENZIIII we never have dangerous addictions! TOO MUCH IS JUST TOO GOOD!!🔥🔥🔥To greater heights next year our GOAT🐐..
The accent ya ‘’rada’’ was just the highlight for me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no one tells a story like Mkuruu 🤣🤣🤣🤣. You’re so right though, watu diaspora at time wanakipata,but Mungu yuko though. If it wasn’t for God so many would be brought home in coffins. Thanks Mkuru for ending this season with a bang💥 🥰🥰
Couple things wrong. Ukija chuo hapa huwezi fanya job. Job ya kwanza huwezi Pata 80/hr. Starting minimum ni 7.25/hr more like 5 back in 09.kuoana doesnt mean ushapata papers, not even close. But anyway story za jaba hukuwa tamu sana, carry on mkuru
Aaaah these Diastories are just a hook!! I'm glued but today's episode is amazing!! Nimecheka, went into tension mode, got nervous, went back to laughing. Keep it up Mkurugenzi
Ilibidi nijitafutie papers, Hii stori ya walami, haikuwesmake,...it's true tuko na diastories moto moto,..it's good to get your own stuff, very fulfilling, no one can claim you, ..you gat your own freedom
It’s sad that I anticipated the juice party and now that I’m in Switzerland and can’t make it breaks my heart I hope mkuru utatuwekea sisi wenye tutakuwa home from diaspora event moja matata tunwice hata sisi by end next year. May the event be successful Kama kawa. God bless.
Haki Makaratasi…INATULETEA SHIDA in these good ‘ol states of AMERICA 🇺🇸. Heeee, mimi nilipitiako…but alas, I am an American Citizen. I wish all that are looking for theirs the best of luck and God’s blessings.
Unfortunately this is the story of many Kenyans here in America. Wengi hata they are not lucky like Liz. Domestic violence ni mob, many have ended up dead. Love yourself first, and God will make a way for your paperwork bila drama
Haki Abel I am on the floor with that --- this man and manners ... !! worlds apart 🤣.. but listening to the story the character -Liz was given so many opportunities to flee yet she still insists on staying with the nut case all because of papers.. Ladies seriously - know your value and do not diminish it any circumstances
Ni Painful but "papers wewe" ..... This is how people are struggling in their marriage life just because of certain comfort, goodies and Money but love is the greatest of them all is lacking.. #lovefirst.Thanks Mkuru hat's off... Thumbs up Team you really inspire
waaaah!ngori...this is the same ideal our ladies in Saudi Arabia go through...sacrificing not to come back to face the same Kenyan Poverty!!!.....big up Mkuru...i wish tupate diastories za middle-east...Mybe it can prompt the government to help our people.Mkuru is a voice of the people!!!
Wow I enjoyed listening to the story! Nobody narrates better than Mkuru! Iyo number ya mpesa icome I appreciate the work but don’t forget aviation stories
Mkurugenzi sisi tunatii mambo yako...I only have one request Mkuu.Can you read the book Father's of Nation by Paul Vitta that talks about our African leadership alafu ukuje upigie Wakurugenzi story.Hiyo najua wata nwice,watafraia
Ivo ndio ex-army men wako, apparently…almost all of them. I guess whatever happens to them while on duty affects them. Infact most of them see doctors coz of that(PTSD disorder)…so before marrying a veteran, be ready for that
OMG..you said steel wool and I knew it was over.knew an African guy from a war tone country that was hooked on that poison real bad.$250 a day habit .very sad situation
Liz’s personal motto is “Anything for papers” 😂😂😂😂
😂😂 weeuuh nakwambia papers matter
The fact that my mum still calls Mkurugenzi 'Freddie' 😂how do you make your parents move on bana?!..'Leo Freddie ameeka episode mpya eka tuone' Ah! Huwa naFRAAIA tu! 😂
Your mom is a real one!
My mum too... she goes "kwani hakuna kipindi ya Freddie"
Lol
My parent's too
Ata mm namjua Freddie hio ndio trademark
If Mkuruu's episodes were to be transfered to DSTV, like if you were to buy it so as not to miss any episode😮💨❤️
Watu wa gulf tungeumia🤣
A tafutiwe segment kwa radio station
Auna m2 anataka kuandikwa kazi bruh!
@@marcoskangethe4734KAZI gani hiiyo
Very true❤😂
Maya Angelou Quotes - When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
Mkurugenzi should have been my science teacher explaining drugs from 19:19 to 20:02
Diastories imekimbia kama zile makofi za funga funguA. Pap tushafika 13 episode kabla mwaka kuisha
Heri LIZ alishikiwa ndenga ..... sisi maboy wenye tulienda na mashosho akijjam anakutishia atahara kwa suruali ilikua very traumatic.
Aki pole but vile umeisema aki ni funny 🤣🤣
Alaah 😂😂😂😂💔💔
When one door closes many other doors open but it might take time to see them, always trust God. Thanks mkuruu
GOAT when it comes to story telling.I was literally at the edge of my seat throughout the episode.Bigup mkuru.
Ndo ujue nimerogwa na Mkuru aki.. Nmetoka live recording na badala ya kulala, mimi ndo huyu hapa nawatch episode ingine 😂😂. The live experience is one that is addictive for sure 😁👍💯🇰🇪
Mkuru ile story ya Fredrick Omondi ule wa TZ iliendaje...
Wakuruugenzii !! 👏mameen .. Diastories Episode 10 .. weeewee tunakimbiza hii kitu vile inafaa .. watching this sho bila kupiga subscription unarisk kugongwa na corner ya dirisha 😂🙊😂.. that said lets roll .. wakuruugenzii mwaka ni wa .....
Imagine nimeshikilia simu hapa naona kaa hizi 2 minutes zimekua 1 year......
LOL”MAAAAA MEN”…
Diastories never disappoint 😊🔥🔥🔥 😂 "Anything for papers" 🔥🔥👌😂
Our Kenyan Mr Ballen....proud of u Abel
Proud to see another ballen fan👋
@@Wandia_glowriah heyy
Haha tuko wengi..
Thanks to you I've been watching Mr Ballen for four days straight!! Netflix inashangaa huyu alihama ama😆
I’ve watched all mr ballen UA-cam vlogs, listened to zote za Spotify sasa tulihamia Amazon music na ni ad free. Every Monday and Thursday 😅
Mkurugenzi vipi,mazee me kitu na ngoja ni next episode na Yesu
Niko na few request na najuwe wewe na team yako ni wale wasee.
1.Tuandalie sinema ya the black revolutionary
(The black panther party)
2.Ukiwa kwa hii diastories ukipiga season finali tafuta country moja wewe na your team mfanikishe (tutafika bei huku qatar)
3.Alafu kuna machendise ziko out of stock,rada???
Mkuru mm niko na swali...yule mkenya alikuwa amefungwa Tanzania kulienda aje...aliachiliwa alifungua ama ndio tujue plzzz...
Nice story Mkuru, how can I like a thousand times?
BEN47 has cracking edits btw... I looove it!!
as always your jokes and story telling are on point Mkuruuu
Not me being tempted to watch this premier during the live recording 😭😭😭😂👽With MKURUGENZIIII we never have dangerous addictions! TOO MUCH IS JUST TOO GOOD!!🔥🔥🔥To greater heights next year our GOAT🐐..
The accent ya ‘’rada’’ was just the highlight for me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no one tells a story like Mkuruu 🤣🤣🤣🤣. You’re so right though, watu diaspora at time wanakipata,but Mungu yuko though. If it wasn’t for God so many would be brought home in coffins. Thanks Mkuru for ending this season with a bang💥 🥰🥰
The edit perfect, sound perfect and the story is epic. Big up to Mkuru.
Apo kwa Mazda @Ben kutuekea na kutoa immediately was just another thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣....Mkuru top-notch 💯💯
I was recently referred to your channel by a friend
And iam beyond impressed Mkurugenzi!!😊
Couple things wrong. Ukija chuo hapa huwezi fanya job. Job ya kwanza huwezi Pata 80/hr. Starting minimum ni 7.25/hr more like 5 back in 09.kuoana doesnt mean ushapata papers, not even close. But anyway story za jaba hukuwa tamu sana, carry on mkuru
Aaaah these Diastories are just a hook!! I'm glued but today's episode is amazing!! Nimecheka, went into tension mode, got nervous, went back to laughing. Keep it up Mkurugenzi
Omg ndio mimi na tambua this channel...aki i hv been living under the rock jan 2024
Mkuru, may God make you live longer because you are educating and entertaining us.
Just from heartbreak period,,ndo mkuru amesema turudi uku ndo tuende kwa part two,,am relieved now,,thanks mkuru
After live recording first order of the next day nikuwatch kitu tulimiss tukijibamba zaidi♥♥
Mkuru is the love of my life I have confirmed 🥺😂
Creativity at it's best mazeee
Mkuruu with the best question tags🤣
Q : Amegather pesa ya kulipa semester next?? hii shule expensive
A : Oh oh, mmegather na yeye?
Ilibidi nijitafutie papers, Hii stori ya walami, haikuwesmake,...it's true tuko na diastories moto moto,..it's good to get your own stuff, very fulfilling, no one can claim you, ..you gat your own freedom
Mkuru hizo introduction jokes zako zinakaa kama river fulani najua iko pale Makueni side ya Wote😅😅....... liking your work💯
Kaiti😂
Eeeh hapo😅
Always pay heed to red flags/instincts, they are never wrong. Another winner Abel.
Watching Mkuru has the same effect as watching watching a movie
Walai Tena ever since a friend of mine introduced me to this gentleman mazee me na Netflix mlifanya ile kitu weweee👋😂.
Tuko live💫...tunafraia💯🥳
It’s sad that I anticipated the juice party and now that I’m in Switzerland and can’t make it breaks my heart I hope mkuru utatuwekea sisi wenye tutakuwa home from diaspora event moja matata tunwice hata sisi by end next year.
May the event be successful Kama kawa. God bless.
Leo ndio nimekumbuka I didn't watch this episode coz nilipata Notification nikiwa kwa Jyuuuce Party.
mandanzi na chai as we listen to the legend...remember to like too and share with others
The only thing I'm writing here is that mkuruu is the G.O.A.T......your vibe is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nimechelewa but kitu muhimu nimefika, kasonge kusonga Mkuru, kuchapa kazi safi👍
Emerald is a Rock,A gemstone to be specific, ni kama Rubies and Diamonds
Haki Makaratasi…INATULETEA SHIDA in these good ‘ol states of AMERICA 🇺🇸. Heeee, mimi nilipitiako…but alas, I am an American Citizen. I wish all that are looking for theirs the best of luck and God’s blessings.
Unfortunately this is the story of many Kenyans here in America. Wengi hata they are not lucky like Liz. Domestic violence ni mob, many have ended up dead. Love yourself first, and God will make a way for your paperwork bila drama
Uuuuuuwi it time tufanye ile kitu..... welcome mkurungenzi tuko hapa tuneny'ethia tukikungojea
Haki Abel I am on the floor with that --- this man and manners ... !! worlds apart 🤣.. but listening to the story the character -Liz was given so many opportunities to flee yet she still insists on staying with the nut case all because of papers.. Ladies seriously - know your value and do not diminish it any circumstances
Manzee the show that makes me happy 🤗 mkurugenzi the🐐
Nyc manze keep moving. bt hope one day tutameet I have wished for so long .
Maina Kageni was just chilling 🤣🤣🤣
Halafu Abeliiiii anaamua tu kumuleta kea hii story! LOL
I introduced your stories to my extended family of over 20 people we love it we even put it on TV .
Mkuuu... John Kiriamiti..tutaftie stories zake....sijui utarusha kwa series gani but i know you gatch us.
In the building waiting from Barbados 😎😎😎
Me: Pale misouli...today na Mkuru nimejua inaitwa "Mizouri" OK.😢
Makaratasi!!! The goal is securing the bag, Fuata bag ama mwenye amebeba bag. Hakuna mwenye atakuuliza!
Ni Painful but "papers wewe" .....
This is how people are struggling in their marriage life just because of certain comfort, goodies and Money but love is the greatest of them all is lacking.. #lovefirst.Thanks Mkuru hat's off... Thumbs up Team you really inspire
Ati Watalimwa 😂😂😂 it's the opening remarks for me 😂🤣
waaaah!ngori...this is the same ideal our ladies in Saudi Arabia go through...sacrificing not to come back to face the same Kenyan Poverty!!!.....big up Mkuru...i wish tupate diastories za middle-east...Mybe it can prompt the government to help our people.Mkuru is a voice of the people!!!
Huyu jamaa ni Messi kwa hii sector🔥⚡
This days nkiingia UA-cam, its either mkurugenzi ama dj grauchi. Thumbs up
Aki I had missed Mkurugenzi... shule imekuwa ikinifanya ile kitu .... so glad to be back. Lovely content kama kawaida.
We need more maratathi stories.those will be the most funny educative .the things people do for papers wacha tuu.its real
Nice one mkuru always amazing to listen to this stories❤❤this always inspires us 👌👍
I have heard enough of this year 😂😂😂😂😂what a heo got my all attention nilicheka hivi kitambo mkuru utanimaliza siku moja😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mkurugenzi diastroies are top-notch
Nani amerudi hapa before watching part 2...
Buda story imeshika niaje.keep it up mkurugenzi
Sawa mkuruu waiting
Siku ntakuja live recording ndio ntajua nmemake it💯💃
This was epic
Mapema ndio best am on time mkurugenzi 🔥🔥
He did it on my best day my turning day atleast I learn something 😊😊😊🍁
It's the kookooruukuuu edits for me 🐓🐓🤣🤣
Minor/ maina sio kageni,, lol 😆 that caught me offguard. ...mkuruu all the way *GOAT*
Yoh Mkuru na utuletee headline hitters ama nikufanyie hii kitu 👉before tumalize mwaka
“HII KITU, WUEH WUEH, HII KITU”. LOL
Wenye tunangoja mkuru nione likes hapa
Mkuruu unatushtua man eeeish
Kama kawa
$80 per hour or per day?
MBONA TUKOSE YAWA😂😂
Mkuru stories Legit GOAT of Stories
mkuruuuu,,,,kwa headline hitter,hii story ya tsar bomba,twambie what happened juu hatuelewagwi but wewe tunakuelewagwa...makosa sio yetu
Wow I enjoyed listening to the story! Nobody narrates better than Mkuru! Iyo number ya mpesa icome I appreciate the work but don’t forget aviation stories
Apo kwa Jehovah is faithful 😂😂😂😂 I was gone 🤣🙌Big up Man 🔥
Mkurugenzi sisi tunatii mambo yako...I only have one request Mkuu.Can you read the book Father's of Nation by Paul Vitta that talks about our African leadership alafu ukuje upigie Wakurugenzi story.Hiyo najua wata nwice,watafraia
Love it Liz alijaribu ana roho ngumu 😂😂😂, nice stry salute to Mr mkuru best stry teller
Silent followers hapa. I like ua vibes. Great job, lakini usiingize bibi kwa show. Cheza kama wewe wacheze kivyao.
hii ya leo ilinipa goosebumps from start to end wueeeehhh!
Nisawa let me see what to do thanks
Mazeee may God keep Blessing this man mazee wuah anazidi ku break records uku mehn
Man the way you explain the street live ya huku mtaa ni kama uko hapa tu bro , man you are genius, you are gifted and smart
Wueeh I could relate word to word nahii story manze, watu wa Diaspora tunapitia aah
LIMAA!!...🤕🤕🤕🤕KWENDAaaaaa....😒😒😒😒😒🥸🥸🥸🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This should be made into a movie🔥🔥🔥🤟🤙😁
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"utachukua page mbili unipee lift"umenimaliza mkuru
Awesome Mkurugenzi
Kenya jaribu kuangalia mama Yako vibaya🤣🤣alafu ajue...ni mazishi
Tunakimbiza mwili fastquick! LOL
Ivo ndio ex-army men wako, apparently…almost all of them. I guess whatever happens to them while on duty affects them. Infact most of them see doctors coz of that(PTSD disorder)…so before marrying a veteran, be ready for that
The Jyuuce on this channel is the reason i view all Abel's content
OMG..you said steel wool and I knew it was over.knew an African guy from a war tone country that was hooked on that poison real bad.$250 a day habit .very sad situation
Mkurugenziii....🔥🔥🔥
Mkurugenzi banaaa chezanga chini😂😂😂u not reeeeady wenaaaaaa
Kama kawa jokes za upuzi but natural...😂😂💯
Love the opening so next level
Aki nimecheka🤣🤣wooi lizz
Waaoow I just love the lessons from the story🤗
Please help vitu si poa
Premier geng Harooo👌❤️💯