The 9999 Bottle & Cans - Seinfeld Shortened Episode

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  • Опубліковано 3 лис 2022
  • Newman & Kramer gather 9999 bottles & cans to haul to Michigan for an extra 5 cents for recycling.
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    From Seinfeld Season 7 Episode 21 "The Bottle Deposit"
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  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 Рік тому +92

    Newman is a mailman and he doesn’t know the state abbreviations, sounds about right.

    • @Louis-jm3zy
      @Louis-jm3zy Рік тому +1

      😂

    • @chrism3784
      @chrism3784 10 місяців тому +4

      I think he knew, just was asking why it said 10c instead of all the others 5c

  • @jeffersonadams8711
    @jeffersonadams8711 7 місяців тому +19

    I'm so glad they didn't edit out my favorite exchange...
    *Newman:* "Refund?"
    *Jerry:* "Well, what do you think the hobos are doin'?"
    *Newman:* "I don't know. They're deranged."

  • @ericduggan5798
    @ericduggan5798 Рік тому +28

    Newman you magnificent bastard you did it!!
    Let the collecting begin!!

  • @dennisosunde2609
    @dennisosunde2609 Місяць тому +3

    When Newman looks at that picture and said "Mother's Day", if you look closely it was Newman in the picture, dressed as a woman 😂

  • @quinnyoung32
    @quinnyoung32 6 місяців тому +9

    Tony: You'll never take me alive Kramer!
    Kramer: You're a thief!!

  • @ronaldvernon788
    @ronaldvernon788 4 місяці тому +7

    My favorite episode

  • @williamleewolverine
    @williamleewolverine 3 місяці тому +5

    Michigan native here. The 10¢ refund is awesome.

    • @GaryTongue-zn5di
      @GaryTongue-zn5di 2 місяці тому

      Lies! Recycling center pay per pound, not by bottles and cans! Which is way less!

  • @daftrok
    @daftrok Рік тому +119

    Kramer is a true friend. He chose saving Jerry's car over what looked to be a pretty good score. Each of those bags were $25-$30 worth of cans and they had dozens of bags meaning he threw away over $1000 worth of cans. Adjust for inflation in 2023 dollars thats $2000.

    • @whyistherumgone8184
      @whyistherumgone8184 Рік тому +13

      TBH, Jerry gave Kramer more than that letting him raid his fridge all the time.

    • @SangreFriasBack
      @SangreFriasBack Рік тому

      @@whyistherumgone8184Guess he almost got a return on his investment eventually

    • @ricardoriverajr4607
      @ricardoriverajr4607 11 місяців тому +11

      A true friend? Yeah ask Newman how great he is

    • @SangreFriasBack
      @SangreFriasBack 11 місяців тому +7

      @@ricardoriverajr4607 Let’s not forget that Newman tried to eat him.

  • @shawnevans26
    @shawnevans26 Рік тому +56

    Hahaha…”what do you think the hobos are doing!!!”

  • @nosferatu6385
    @nosferatu6385 11 місяців тому +10

    Newman and Kramer never fail to make me laugh 😃

  • @nba_fanboy_0425
    @nba_fanboy_0425 Рік тому +10

    Even though that bastard mechanic got Kramer in the end, at least Kramer’s heart was in the right place.

  • @briankleinschmidt3664
    @briankleinschmidt3664 3 місяці тому +3

    Could you imagine putting 10,000 empties in the bottle return? Your local package store probably doesn't have that much cash on hand.

  • @ricolthewildcat
    @ricolthewildcat 3 дні тому

    In Quebec we deposit empty bottles and cans in the machine there, and it's good.

  • @0h2ezy
    @0h2ezy 3 місяці тому +2

    Hi to all the ppl seeing this after hearing about the ppl from AZ trying this on California.

  • @Artofficial1986
    @Artofficial1986 5 місяців тому +3

    He's taking out the woods!

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 10 місяців тому +4

    9999 bottles & cans on the wall, 9999 bottles & cans~

  • @damiandavis612
    @damiandavis612 3 місяці тому +2

    The fact that Newman is dangerously smart when he applies himself is kinda frightening

    • @GaryTongue-zn5di
      @GaryTongue-zn5di 2 місяці тому

      ....except for the fact they don't pay 5 or cents a can and pay by the pound making this episode and what it says in cans and bottles complete, bullshit! Especially since they pay more for plastic bottles by the pound because they are hella light!

  • @CursedCatFilms
    @CursedCatFilms Місяць тому +1

    Watched the making of that episode on dvd. The actress got the name Newman wrong. The whole crew laughed, they kept it in.

  • @carleynorthcoast1915
    @carleynorthcoast1915 Рік тому +11

    The weird thing is this applies to Nevada and California. So you only have to cross the border. And a family just got busted for making millions. I guess they had a bottle collection site in Nevada and transported them across the border.

  • @MrCaryGrant59
    @MrCaryGrant59 Місяць тому +1

    GOODBYE NORMAN

  • @jonathanmyers2867
    @jonathanmyers2867 Рік тому +11

    Jerry: I love when you get your car back from the car place, and it's got that... paper mat on the floor. Like they're so obsessed with cleanliness. They don't even want their shoes to touch the carpet. Meanwhile, the mechanic comes out. He looks like Al Jolson. He's covered in goo from head to toe. You can't even see him. Although I prefer that to when they have the lab coat, the clipboard, the nice glasses. Now you know you're getting screwed. "Can I see it?" "You better not. It's idling quietly right now. I think it should stay overnight. We wanna keep an eye on it, and we wanna keep the bill running up."

  • @jendavelandoch611
    @jendavelandoch611 3 місяці тому +1

    I live close to all the nickel states. The best part is 9,999 bottles and cans

    • @GaryTongue-zn5di
      @GaryTongue-zn5di 2 місяці тому +1

      They pay you by weight though, not 5 cents or 100 cents per can, So the 5 cents and 10 cents is a Lie! Getting paid 10 cents or even 5 cents a can is way more money in pounds than being paid by the pound!

  • @furbabies11
    @furbabies11 Рік тому +1

    Great side story lol

  • @jediknightjairinaiki560
    @jediknightjairinaiki560 11 місяців тому +4

    Thank you. I was hoping to see clip witn edits that took away from how funny it is. 👍

  • @divad23
    @divad23 Рік тому +36

    Why not just call the police and keep going to Michigan?

    • @rayanzaidi2793
      @rayanzaidi2793 Рік тому +1

      Maybe there’s nothing they can do to find that car and arrest or penalize the guy who stole it?

    • @SangreFriasBack
      @SangreFriasBack Рік тому +1

      @@rayanzaidi2793Which is odd, since most car thieves usually get caught and charged unless they’re smuggling them into Mexico

    • @leblanc3536
      @leblanc3536 11 місяців тому +8

      They brought that up in the episode. Kramer and Newman didn’t want to get in trouble for misusing a mail van

    • @rustincohle2135
      @rustincohle2135 3 місяці тому +2

      @@leblanc3536 _"They brought that up in the episode. Kramer and Newman didn’t want to get in trouble for misusing a mail van"_
      That doesn't make any sense. Kramer and Newman have a cell phone. They could just call the police, report Jerry's stolen car at their location on the highway and follow the car until the police arrive and pull the mechanic over. For what reason whatsoever would the police search the mail truck that Kramer and Newman are in and find the cans and bottles? There's nothing that would be suspicious about Newman, a postal employee, driving a mail truck. There would be no reason cops would think to search it. But if they just called the police, the episode would be over in 5 minutes. The whole _"Kramer doesn't want a record"_ thing was just a lame excuse the writers came up with to get around this most obvious plot hole.

    • @leblanc3536
      @leblanc3536 3 місяці тому

      @@rustincohle2135 a postal truck filled with a ton of recyclables

  • @battlestarmarc
    @battlestarmarc 9 місяців тому +1

    Funnny episode.

  • @GOWRISANKARAS
    @GOWRISANKARAS 6 місяців тому

    02:53 what a kick! Totally unexpected 😂

  • @wildcardvideoswildcarddom3374
    @wildcardvideoswildcarddom3374 3 місяці тому

    This episode of Seinfeld shows how important OCD is

  • @YOSEMITEVUE-fo9tu
    @YOSEMITEVUE-fo9tu 25 днів тому

    Kramer recycle bottle and can ♻️

  • @zestybutterfly7161
    @zestybutterfly7161 Рік тому +9

    They should have flattened the cans first, then they would have really made a killing!

    • @LayersofLife36
      @LayersofLife36 Рік тому +14

      The barcode needs to be visible to deposit the cans, learned that lesson flattening the cans and then trying to deposit them too 😂😅 they won't accept it at any place either apparently if theyve been fattened!

    • @GaryTongue-zn5di
      @GaryTongue-zn5di 2 місяці тому +1

      @LayersofLife36
      Wrong, dumbass! They don't even pay per can or bottle! They pay per can, so they most certainly CAN be flattened! They just scrap them for metal and plastics anyways. So the barcodes are pointless!

    • @Doctordoompapito
      @Doctordoompapito Місяць тому

      ​@@GaryTongue-zn5diLOL you called that guy a dumbass 😅😅

  • @BenE8844
    @BenE8844 Місяць тому +1

    So what happened to Jerry’s car?

  • @akawilly
    @akawilly 11 місяців тому +5

    You shortened it too much, now you cut out key details and jokes. 😒

    • @chrism3784
      @chrism3784 10 місяців тому +1

      can't show the entire episode, will get taken down to copyright, almost every seinfeld episode from start to finish was a masterpiece so something had to go

    • @rustincohle2135
      @rustincohle2135 3 місяці тому

      @@chrism3784 Well, obviously, you can't show the whole episode BUT he is right, none of the jokes from this episode are in this video. It's just basic plot points, exposition and the setup moments. Kinda makes watching this vid pointless.

    • @chrism3784
      @chrism3784 3 місяці тому

      @@rustincohle2135 true

  • @johncole273
    @johncole273 5 місяців тому

    Goodbye Norman Goodbye

  • @Eric-rm4uu
    @Eric-rm4uu 11 місяців тому

    How was Kramer getting a signal all the way out there from his home phone line, you’re only supposed to get signal in a radius of about 20 meters inside your home, 30 at best. Aaaah what’s the point making sense of things wasn’t a focus in this show.

  • @CC-_-Jerry
    @CC-_-Jerry Рік тому +6

    As a mailman, how does Newman not know what state MI represents… and Mother’s Day is on a Sunday. No mail on Sunday.

    • @chrism3784
      @chrism3784 10 місяців тому +3

      He was asking why it was 10c, instead of the 5c. even though mothers day is sunday, many people still sent a lot of mail back in the day to mom, so they needed extra trucks to transport it

    • @stagna1959
      @stagna1959 7 місяців тому +1

      Mail never stops. Thats what Newman said

  • @LordThree
    @LordThree Рік тому +4

    If they were beer bottles this would make more sense. Not even Newman is so stupid that he’d buy a bunch of soda just to get $.60 back per 6-pack

    • @rustincohle2135
      @rustincohle2135 3 місяці тому

      Newman wasn't buying soda JUST to get money back per bottle. He was just a regular soda drinker and started saving the bottles. And Kramer made him chug all the soda that Newman already had at his home so that they can take them to the recycling center. But I do agree that is dumb cuz why chug five 6-packs of soda in one sitting to a point where it makes you sick to your stomach just to make $3? Just leave your personal soda stash out of it and drink them at your normal consumption rate.

    • @GaryTongue-zn5di
      @GaryTongue-zn5di 2 місяці тому

      @LordThree
      He used Food stamps, and already bought the soda and it is all a moot point since Recycling Centers don't pay per bottle, they pay by pound which is way less than 5 cents per can or bottle! Recycling Centers are a Scam!

  • @alvaropulido5245
    @alvaropulido5245 9 місяців тому +1

    Jerry looks like the biggest undercover minute man…

  • @briant6669
    @briant6669 10 годин тому

    Just recently a family was charged for fraud for this. They made $6,000,000. Not so crazy after all.