One day, Schwartz went to visit Mochy. He later bragged about it to the German national team. Schieman became envious and curious, and asked Schwartz what impressions he had after visiting Mochy. "You know, Schieman, it turns out that Mr. Mochy is a big fan of yours," answered Schwartz. "Why do you think so?" asked Schieman. "Because in his house there are books about backgammon on the shelves, and I found the book you wrote when I visited his toilet," answered Schwartz. "Do you think that he took it there because he couldn't tear himself away from reading it?" asked Schiemann. "Absolutely, Schieman!" answered Schwartz. "Your book interested him so much that some pages were torn out - apparently, Mr. Mochy ran with themfrom the toilet to the computer and analyzed them."goodvibes😄
One day on the first game day of the "1-st Macao Open 2024" tournament in China🇨🇳 a backgammon match was scheduled ✨🎲🎲✨ between Mochy🇯🇵 and Schwartz 🇩🇪. Players had a hard time finding the entrance to the game room because all the signs and signs were in Chinese🇨🇳. When they entered the game room, Schwartz🇩🇪 made a remark to the chief Chinese judge🇨🇳 that it was necessary to translate Chinese characters申 at least into English🇬🇧. Judge, he muttered something in Chinese🇨🇳 and threw a sign with the names of these players written in the form of characters 祝️ in the trash 🚮. He said he would do everything now👌 and offered to go to the game table located on the stage and wait✨🎲🎲✨. Mochy🇯🇵 and Schwartz 🇩🇪 sat down at the game table and waited for the judge🇨🇳 Journalists began to photograph them 📸, it would seem that the incident with translation difficulties was exhausted🤔 But the next day on the front page of Chinese newspapers 📰🗞️ there was a photo in which the chief Chinese judge🇨🇳 hands Schwartz 🇩🇪 a sign with the names of players in a language🇬🇧, incomprehensible to Chinese fans🇨🇳. The sign read "Tour 1. Table 1. Mochy🇯🇵 - Schwanz🇩🇪". 🤔😁😄😂🤣🤫
When the situation is 8-4 against you, Ali, you should demand 2. Keep in mind, you should always draw 2 at the beginning of the game when your opponent is one point away from finishing, you will lose nothing. If you would do that you could win the match. Best further.
Bencede marsa oynanabilir fakat oda şöyle düşündü kanımca açığını kapatamadığı senaryoda oyun bile dönebilir geride olduğunuda düşünürsek 1 puan da yanlış yada hata olarak kabul edilmez bence
@@dynamiteblack6207Yanlışın var. 2 ye kapatabilir, 1 ve 3 e de kaçabilir. Kısacası kırığı düzeltmek için opsiyonu fazla. Onu geç opsiyonu az olsa bile kesinlikle riske girilip marsa gidilmeli çünkü bariz farkla geride olan kendisi. Bu gibi durumlarda asla fırsat kaçırılmamalı. Oyunu yaptığın hata yüzünden yenilmek yapmadığın şeyler yüzünden yenilmekten iyidir.
@@ahmetmuratkara1276anlaşamıyoruz şimdi vurdu,rakip gele attı bundan sonraki senaryoda 2 yada 8 atması lazım atmadığı durumda karşı tarafın oyuna geri dönme ihtimali var yada b planı 5 yada 6 atarak 2 pulu rakibin eline vererek 1 açık ile maça devam edersin bende dedimki ali kardeşimiz bu durumları göz önünde bulundurarak 1 puan benim için okey 5-3 skor ile oyunun içinde kalırım
Hello everyone! How are you? You probably miss new stories about Mochy and Schiemann? In that case, I will tell you a new story. Are you ready? So, - Once upon a time, Schieman wrote his book about backgammon. But a problem arose: neither the participants of tournaments in Germany, nor the spectators, nor even the workers servicing the gaming hall wanted to buy it, even for 5 euros. Schieman approached his colleague on the German national team, Schwartz. He wanted advice on what he should do to sell the book better. Schieman asked Schwartz: "Tell me, have you read my book that I gave you?" - "Yes, when the flight was delayed at the airport," answered Schwartz. - "In that case, advise me what should be done so that the book is sold in Germany for at least 5 euros?" asked Schieman. Schwartz sat and scratched his head for a long time, and then suggested: "Schieman, bring all your books (waste paper) to my house, and I will sell everything." There was a pause during which Schieman tried to figure out how Schwartz would be able to sell at least one of his books. But since he had no choice, Schieman brought the entire print run of his books to Schwartz's house and left them there. A couple of months passed, and Schieman arrived at the international backgammon tournament with Mochy to register for participation. However, a huge crowd of players (several hundred people) was gathered near the registration desk. Someone was shouting something into a loudspeaker, in response to which the crowd applauded enthusiastically. Schieman stood in line and suddenly recognized the voice of Schwartz in the speaker, who was shouting: "Come on, don't miss your chance! Only today, Mochy's personal autograph for 10 euros!" Schieman made his way through the crowd of people wanting an autograph and saw a mountain of his books, on which Schwartz was standing with a loudspeaker and accepting money (euros). Mochy was sitting next to him on his books. He pulled books out from under his butt and signed autographs on the page of Shiman's book where the chapter was called "My best match when I almost beat Mochy."😄
A month ago with Mochy🇯🇵 discussed the effectiveness of backgammon training✨🎲🎲✨ Mochy🇯🇵 gave lessons on Skype💻🎥 to his student Shiemann 🇩🇪 and was dissatisfied with his game🤔 I offered Mochy🇯🇵 to apply group training backgammon ✨🎲🎲✨ on the principle of "weak players learn with weak players"🤔 And what do you think, today I learned that Shiemann 🇩🇪 is now paired with Okarin🇯🇵🤫😁😄✨🎲✨
In one of the parks in Germany🇩🇪 somehow Mochy🇯🇵 and Shiemann 🇩🇪 sit on a bench and drink beer. A bom comes up to them and says, "Oh, I know you!" Well, Shiemann 🇩🇪 cheered up so much, took out a pen and asked: "Will you give me an autograph? ✍️ " The bum answers with indignation: "Can you drink German beer🇩🇪🍻? Bottles of Japanese beer🇯🇵 are not accepted at the reception point! 🤔😁😄
Once in Japan🇯🇵 there was a Christmas🎄🎅 backgammon tournament ✨🎲🎲✨, and, of course, Shiemann🇩🇪 took part in it. In one of the tours of the first game day, he met with Mochy🇯🇵. And during the game of backgammon✨🎲🎲✨ Shiemann 🇩🇪it became interesting what words in Japanese Mochy is muttering🇯🇵! After the end of the match, Shiemann 🇩🇪 left the game hall on the snow-covered ❄️Tokyo Street🇯🇵 . There Shiemann 🇩🇪 began to ask Japanese citizens🇯🇵 whether they speak German🇩🇪, and what does the word sounding "kuranke" and the word sounding like "Shutoren" in Japanese🇯🇵 mean. 🤔Japanese citizens were just smiling and nodding😁👍. Some of them, despite the cold❄️, took a selfie with Shiemann 🇩🇪🤳 Shiemann 🇩🇪 wandered the streets of snowy ❄️ Tokyo🇯🇵 for a long time, but did not recognize the meaning of those Japanese words that Mochy🇯🇵 but the next morning after a long walk, Shiemann 🇩🇪 had a fever rose 🤒🌡️, and he went to the Japanese hospital🏥🇯🇵 From the hospital🏥 he called ☎️ the organisers of the backgammon tournament ✨🎲🎲✨ and asked to postpone his matches to the second half of the game day⏳. Shiemann 🇩🇪 was placed in the hospital ward for examination 👩⚕️, and an hour later doctor 👨⚕️ comes to him with a gift bag🎁 from Mochy🇯🇵 Shiemann 🇩🇪 asked the doctor 👨⚕️, what is written on the package in Japanese? 🇯🇵🤔. Doctor 👨⚕️ answered literally: ""kuranke", "Shutoren"" 🤔😁😄😂🤣🤫
Wenn die Situation 8:4 gegen dich warAli, du solltest 2 anfordern. Denk daran, dass du zu Beginn des Spiels immer 2 ziehen sollst, wenn Ihr Gegner nur noch einen Punkt vom Ende entfernt ist. Du wirst nichts verlieren. Wenn du das tun würdest, könntest du das Spiel gewinnen. Bestens weiter.
One day, Mochy🇯🇵 journalists asked who was his favorite backgammon player ✨🎲🎲✨ Mochy🇯🇵 answered without hesitation that it was Shiemann🇩🇪 When asked why Shiemann 🇩🇪 likes Mochy 🇯🇵 he answered very evasively: "You know, I watch his games before going to bed, because sleeping pills are very expensive💊"🤔😁😄😄😄
Not last week I had dinner at a Japanese restaurant, ordered Kobe beef🥩, hard-boiled eggs🥚 and a glass of wine🍷. Suddenly Mochy🇯🇵 came up to me, said hello👋 and said that I ordered exactly the same dishes🥩🥚🍷 I asked him, where was Shiemann 🇩🇪? Mochy🇯🇵 replied that Shiemann doesn't go to this restaurant🤫 I asked why? 🤔 Mochy 🇯🇵 replied that because he only likes liquid eggs🍳🤔😁😄😄😄🤫
One day Shiemann 🇩🇪 came to Mochy🇯🇵 and asked: "How do you accurately assess positions and determine who will win? 🤔 I graduated from higher mathematics courses, defended my thesis on statistics and still do not know how to determine the outcomes of matches so accurately! 🥸" . Mochy 🇯🇵 replied that before the match he tosses a coin and determines the winner by it🏆 On the next game day, Shiemann🇩🇪 crawled under the referee table for half an hour and looked for something🤔 It turned out that Mochy 🇯🇵 forgot to tell him that the coin should be thrown into his palm! 🤔😁😄😄😄✨🎲🎲✨
Friends, I was asked by Bernhard! It turns out that among the backgammon players of the world there are a lot of non-professional players (amateurs) from Germany🇩🇪, who are distracted from the game by my stories about one German fan of the game🇩🇪 in backgammon and professional backgammon player Mochy🇯🇵. I will try not to distract beginners and fans of playing backgammon from Germany🇩🇪 so that they do not worry, do not worry and experience mental suffering🤔😁🤫
Once Shiemann 🇩🇪 invited Mochy🇯🇵 to a German pub🍺 Well, we sat there for 3 hours⏰ Shiemann🇩🇪 all this time treated Mochy🇯🇵 to different varieties of German beer🍺. But now, Mochy🇯🇵 referred to urgent matters and left first🫡 Well, Shiemann 🇩🇪 sat in this pub a little more and went outside. Suddenly he sees Mochy🇯🇵 coming out of the supermarket opposite with bottles of Japanese beer 🍾🍾 in both hands. Suddenly, a German policeman🇩🇪 approached Mochy 🇯🇵, accused Mochy🇯🇵 of drunkenness and demanded to pass alcohol control with a breathalyzer🧑🏽✈️ What was the surprise of the German policeman when the device showed zero ppm 😲😮. "So are you sober?" asked the German police officer🇩🇪🤔 "Of course, Mr. Officer," Mochy replied, "I didn't even drink any beer😎," Mochy🇯🇵 replied, "I just bought Japanese beer🇯🇵 🍾🍾 at the supermarket, but I haven't drunk it yet."😎 Shiemann🇩🇪, who was watching this dialogue across the street, turned around and went home🏠 An hour later, the supermarket delivery service received an anonymous call ordering a box of Japanese beer🍾🍾🍾 at home🤔😁😄🤫
One day Mochy🇯🇵 after a match with Schwartz🇩🇪 went to a German pub🍻🇩🇪. There he ordered a prettel with ham and cheese 🍔 and a glass of ordinary water🚰. Suddenly, journalists came to the pub🍻📝, and began to ask Mochy🇯🇵 for an interview 🎙️for the newspaper 📰 🗞️ Mochy 🇯🇵 thought🤔 that they would not lag behind him so easily and agreed👌 But on the condition that he would answer only 3 questions👍 Journalists 📝 asked the first question: "Mr. Mochy🇯🇵, who did you play backgammon with today? ✨🎲🎲✨ "With Schwartz🇩🇪," Mochy replied 🇯🇵. Journalists📝 asked the second question: "Mr. Mochy🇯🇵, what is your opinion of Schwartz 🇩🇪 as a player? ✨🎲🎲✨ "Professional backgammon player ✨🎲🎲✨, at least he calls himself that," Mochy replied🇯🇵. "And the last third question, Mr. Mochy🇯🇵," the journalists said 📝: "Why, being in the pub 🍻, don't you order German beer🇩🇪🍺?" "Because I don't drink German beer🍺, like, for example, a backgammon player ✨🎲🎲✨ Shiemann 🇩🇪, - here he is, an amateur!" Replied Mochy🇯🇵, turned his back on the journalists📝 and started eating pretzel with ham and cheese 🍔. The next morning, all German newspapers📰🗞️ published an article on the front page with the headline: "Sensation! 📣Mochy🇯🇵 called Schwartz 🇩🇪 a professional✨🎲🎲✨, and Shiemann 🇩🇪 an amateur✨🎲🎲✨"🤔😁😄😂🤣🤫
One day Shiemann 🇩🇪 and Schwartz🇩🇪 asked Mochy🇯🇵 to come to his gaming table✨🎲🎲✨and judge which of them is playing more correctly at the beginning of the new game at the first move 6-3🎲🎲 Mochy 🇯🇵 looked carefully, the move made by Shiemann 🇩🇪 and said that it was wrong🤔, on the move made by Schwartz 🇩🇪 , Mochy🇯🇵 said the same thing. Both players: both Shiemann 🇩🇪 and Schwartz 🇩🇪 expressed bewilderment and called to the playing table of the coach of the German national team 🇩🇪 on backgammon ✨🎲🎲✨ Coach🇩🇪 offered a third option, how to make the first move when falling 6-3🎲🎲. Everyone looked at Mochy's reaction🇯🇵. "Wrongily,"🤔," he replied. "But, with such a loss of dice as 6-3🎲🎲 how to start the game correctly, Mr. Mochy🇯🇵?" the players asked🇩🇪. To which Mochy🇯🇵 thoughtfully replied🤔: "In backgammon ✨🎲🎲✨ it's right to start the game with fifteen chips for each player"🤔😁😄😂🤣
One day Shiemann 🇩🇪 decided to get married🤵💍. He gathered his four most beautiful fans for a meeting 👯♀️ and began to choose🤔 among them his bride👰♀️ He walked around them, examined them, communicated🤔: one fan is more beautiful than the other 👸, - he can't choose any of the four! 🤔 "What is it!" thought Shiemann 🇩🇪, "Choosing a bride is as difficult as playing a backgammon match ✨🎲🎲✨ against Mochy🇯🇵!" 🤔 And then Shiemann 🇩🇪 came up with the idea 💡 to consult with Mochy🇯🇵 He calls Japan🇯🇵 and says: "Mr. Mochy🇯🇵, I'm calling you on a confidential issue, I can't choose the right option..." Mochy🇯🇵 answers: "Well, if the question is confidential, you don't tell you the details. 🤔 Just answer my questions and I'll help you👍" "Thank you, Mr. Mochy🇯🇵, I'm ready!" Shiemann 🇩🇪 replied. "So how many options do you choose from?" asked Mochy 🇯🇵. "Of the four options..." answered Shiemann 🇩🇪 "Are these options equivalent?" asked Mochy🇯🇵 "Yes, they're about the same," Shiemann replied🇯🇵. "In that case, you need to choose "double," Mochy answered 🇯🇵 and ended the phone conversation📴📲🤔😁😄😂🤫
Keşke aliye zar atmayı öğretseydiniz maçtan önce. Ayrıca işine gelmediğinde zarları eksik veya farklı oynama amacını da anlamadım karşısında kimin oturduğundan haberi yok bu çakallıkları yemeyeceğini bilmiyor.
Friends, I was asked by Bernhard (BS Heroes✨🎲🎲✨)! It turns out that among the backgammon players of the world there are a lot of non-professional players (amateurs) from Germany🇩🇪, who are distracted from the game by my stories about one German fan of the game🇩🇪 in backgammon and professional backgammon player Mochy🇯🇵. I will try not to distract beginners and fans of playing backgammon from Germany🇩🇪 so that they do not worry, do not worry and experience mental suffering🤔😁🤫
DURUM 8 - 4 aleyhineyken oyun başında 2'ye katlamalıydınALİ. Aklında olsun rakibinin bitirmesine 1 puan kalmışken oyunun başında her zaman iki çekmelisin. Kaybedecek bir şey yok.
One day Shiemann 🇩🇪 decided to stop playing backgammon ✨🎲🎲✨ and do refereeing🗣️ The fans immediately became indignant: "How come! The leader of the German national team🇩🇪 is leaving!" Well, the journalists🎥📸✨ immediately came to Mochy🇯🇵, surrounded him and began to ask questions: "Mr. Mochy🇯🇵, do you know that Shiemann 🇩🇪 decided to become a sports judge in backgammon ✨🎲🎲✨ and will not play anymore?" Mochy 🇯🇵 replied, "It's the first time I hear 👂." Journalists asked: "Mr. Mochy🇯🇵, how do you assess this Shiemann 🇩🇪 decision?" Mochy🇯🇵 thought and replied🤔: "This is a very wise decision🤔Finally, the German national team🇩🇪 will get a real chance to take first place🥇🏆 in the World Team Championship🌎 backgammon ✨🎲🎲✨"🤔😁😄😂🤣🤫
Recently I was in Japan🇯🇵 I played backgammon competitions😁✨🎲🎲✨ After the end of the game day, I returned to the hotel and went to bed👌 Unexpectedly at 1 a.m. knock on the door🤔 I open, and there Mochy 🇯🇵 is🤔 I ask him: what did you want from me so late, to take lessons from me again? 😁 Mochy 💰 replies that he came to me with a request. He says, you know, Dreamcatcher, Shiemann is going to you by elevator to get an autograph. You don't have to open the door for him to wait under the door until the morning. It turned out that he had to play a match with Shiemann 🇩🇪 tomorrow😁😄✨🎲🎲✨
Friends, I'll tell you a secret! 🤫 Do you know why Terje Pederson🇳🇴 created a game server for playing backgammon "Heroes 3", ✨🎲🎲✨? After all, we are all playing on the game server "main Heroes server"✨🎲🎲✨🤔 The fact is that he plans to transfer the game profile of Shiemann 🇩🇪 and several dozen beginners and fans to a new server ✨🎲🎲✨. And on the "main Heroes server"✨🎲🎲✨ invite to play Mochy🇯🇵🤔😁😄😂🤣🤫
Uzun vadede şansın bilgiye üstün gelemediğini görmüş olduk
Можете ли вы порекомендовать сайты, где я могу играть в нарды онлайн на своем ноутбуке?
Can you please suggest websites where I can play backgammon online on my laptop?
play.backgammongalaxy.com/
One day, Schwartz went to visit Mochy. He later bragged about it to the German national team. Schieman became envious and curious, and asked Schwartz what impressions he had after visiting Mochy. "You know, Schieman, it turns out that Mr. Mochy is a big fan of yours," answered Schwartz. "Why do you think so?" asked Schieman. "Because in his house there are books about backgammon on the shelves, and I found the book you wrote when I visited his toilet," answered Schwartz. "Do you think that he took it there because he couldn't tear himself away from reading it?" asked Schiemann. "Absolutely, Schieman!" answered Schwartz. "Your book interested him so much that some pages were torn out - apparently, Mr. Mochy ran with themfrom the toilet to the computer and analyzed them."goodvibes😄
One day on the first game day of the "1-st Macao Open 2024" tournament in China🇨🇳 a backgammon match was scheduled ✨🎲🎲✨ between Mochy🇯🇵 and Schwartz 🇩🇪. Players had a hard time finding the entrance to the game room because all the signs and signs were in Chinese🇨🇳. When they entered the game room, Schwartz🇩🇪 made a remark to the chief Chinese judge🇨🇳 that it was necessary to translate Chinese characters申 at least into English🇬🇧. Judge, he muttered something in Chinese🇨🇳 and threw a sign with the names of these players written in the form of characters 祝️ in the trash 🚮. He said he would do everything now👌 and offered to go to the game table located on the stage and wait✨🎲🎲✨. Mochy🇯🇵 and Schwartz 🇩🇪 sat down at the game table and waited for the judge🇨🇳 Journalists began to photograph them 📸, it would seem that the incident with translation difficulties was exhausted🤔 But the next day on the front page of Chinese newspapers 📰🗞️ there was a photo in which the chief Chinese judge🇨🇳 hands Schwartz 🇩🇪 a sign with the names of players in a language🇬🇧, incomprehensible to Chinese fans🇨🇳. The sign read "Tour 1. Table 1. Mochy🇯🇵 - Schwanz🇩🇪". 🤔😁😄😂🤣🤫
When the situation is 8-4 against you, Ali, you should demand 2. Keep in mind, you should always draw 2 at the beginning of the game when your opponent is one point away from finishing, you will lose nothing. If you would do that you could win the match. Best further.
31:55 cube büyük hata.Ali arkadaşımız burada 2 sayıyı(marsı) kovalaması gerekirken blunder'a yakalanmış.
Bencede marsa oynanabilir fakat oda şöyle düşündü kanımca açığını kapatamadığı senaryoda oyun bile dönebilir geride olduğunuda düşünürsek 1 puan da yanlış yada hata olarak kabul edilmez bence
@@dynamiteblack6207 açığı kapatabilmek için çok fazla kombinasyon vardı malesef orada hesaplama yapamadı.
@@ferhatgunal3239 görüşüne saygı duyuyorum fakat tek zar ile alınamayan kombinler her zaman kısıtlıdır
@@dynamiteblack6207Yanlışın var. 2 ye kapatabilir, 1 ve 3 e de kaçabilir. Kısacası kırığı düzeltmek için opsiyonu fazla. Onu geç opsiyonu az olsa bile kesinlikle riske girilip marsa gidilmeli çünkü bariz farkla geride olan kendisi. Bu gibi durumlarda asla fırsat kaçırılmamalı. Oyunu yaptığın hata yüzünden yenilmek yapmadığın şeyler yüzünden yenilmekten iyidir.
@@ahmetmuratkara1276anlaşamıyoruz şimdi vurdu,rakip gele attı bundan sonraki senaryoda 2 yada 8 atması lazım atmadığı durumda karşı tarafın oyuna geri dönme ihtimali var yada b planı 5 yada 6 atarak 2 pulu rakibin eline vererek 1 açık ile maça devam edersin bende dedimki ali kardeşimiz bu durumları göz önünde bulundurarak 1 puan benim için okey 5-3 skor ile oyunun içinde kalırım
Ожесточённая битва титанов.Мочи еле выиграл.Посмотрел на одном дыхании с удовольствием.
Hello everyone! How are you? You probably miss new stories about Mochy and Schiemann? In that case, I will tell you a new story. Are you ready? So, - Once upon a time, Schieman wrote his book about backgammon. But a problem arose: neither the participants of tournaments in Germany, nor the spectators, nor even the workers servicing the gaming hall wanted to buy it, even for 5 euros. Schieman approached his colleague on the German national team, Schwartz. He wanted advice on what he should do to sell the book better. Schieman asked Schwartz: "Tell me, have you read my book that I gave you?" - "Yes, when the flight was delayed at the airport," answered Schwartz. - "In that case, advise me what should be done so that the book is sold in Germany for at least 5 euros?" asked Schieman. Schwartz sat and scratched his head for a long time, and then suggested: "Schieman, bring all your books (waste paper) to my house, and I will sell everything." There was a pause during which Schieman tried to figure out how Schwartz would be able to sell at least one of his books. But since he had no choice, Schieman brought the entire print run of his books to Schwartz's house and left them there. A couple of months passed, and Schieman arrived at the international backgammon tournament with Mochy to register for participation. However, a huge crowd of players (several hundred people) was gathered near the registration desk. Someone was shouting something into a loudspeaker, in response to which the crowd applauded enthusiastically. Schieman stood in line and suddenly recognized the voice of Schwartz in the speaker, who was shouting: "Come on, don't miss your chance! Only today, Mochy's personal autograph for 10 euros!" Schieman made his way through the crowd of people wanting an autograph and saw a mountain of his books, on which Schwartz was standing with a loudspeaker and accepting money (euros). Mochy was sitting next to him on his books. He pulled books out from under his butt and signed autographs on the page of Shiman's book where the chapter was called "My best match when I almost beat Mochy."😄
A month ago with Mochy🇯🇵 discussed the effectiveness of backgammon training✨🎲🎲✨ Mochy🇯🇵 gave lessons on Skype💻🎥 to his student Shiemann 🇩🇪 and was dissatisfied with his game🤔 I offered Mochy🇯🇵 to apply group training backgammon ✨🎲🎲✨ on the principle of "weak players learn with weak players"🤔 And what do you think, today I learned that Shiemann 🇩🇪 is now paired with Okarin🇯🇵🤫😁😄✨🎲✨
In one of the parks in Germany🇩🇪 somehow Mochy🇯🇵 and Shiemann 🇩🇪 sit on a bench and drink beer. A bom comes up to them and says, "Oh, I know you!" Well, Shiemann 🇩🇪 cheered up so much, took out a pen and asked: "Will you give me an autograph? ✍️ " The bum answers with indignation: "Can you drink German beer🇩🇪🍻? Bottles of Japanese beer🇯🇵 are not accepted at the reception point! 🤔😁😄
Once in Japan🇯🇵 there was a Christmas🎄🎅 backgammon tournament ✨🎲🎲✨, and, of course, Shiemann🇩🇪 took part in it. In one of the tours of the first game day, he met with Mochy🇯🇵. And during the game of backgammon✨🎲🎲✨ Shiemann 🇩🇪it became interesting what words in Japanese Mochy is muttering🇯🇵! After the end of the match, Shiemann 🇩🇪 left the game hall on the snow-covered ❄️Tokyo Street🇯🇵 . There Shiemann 🇩🇪 began to ask Japanese citizens🇯🇵 whether they speak German🇩🇪, and what does the word sounding "kuranke" and the word sounding like "Shutoren" in Japanese🇯🇵 mean. 🤔Japanese citizens were just smiling and nodding😁👍. Some of them, despite the cold❄️, took a selfie with Shiemann 🇩🇪🤳 Shiemann 🇩🇪 wandered the streets of snowy ❄️ Tokyo🇯🇵 for a long time, but did not recognize the meaning of those Japanese words that Mochy🇯🇵 but the next morning after a long walk, Shiemann 🇩🇪 had a fever rose 🤒🌡️, and he went to the Japanese hospital🏥🇯🇵 From the hospital🏥 he called ☎️ the organisers of the backgammon tournament ✨🎲🎲✨ and asked to postpone his matches to the second half of the game day⏳. Shiemann 🇩🇪 was placed in the hospital ward for examination 👩⚕️, and an hour later doctor 👨⚕️ comes to him with a gift bag🎁 from Mochy🇯🇵 Shiemann 🇩🇪 asked the doctor 👨⚕️, what is written on the package in Japanese? 🇯🇵🤔. Doctor 👨⚕️ answered literally: ""kuranke", "Shutoren"" 🤔😁😄😂🤣🤫
After another defeat in backgammon ✨🎲🎲✨from Mochy🇯🇵 Shiemann fans 🇩🇪 gave him a book📔 called "How to open a beer pub"🍺🤔😁😄😄🤫
Wenn die Situation 8:4 gegen dich warAli, du solltest 2 anfordern. Denk daran, dass du zu Beginn des Spiels immer 2 ziehen sollst, wenn Ihr Gegner nur noch einen Punkt vom Ende entfernt ist. Du wirst nichts verlieren. Wenn du das tun würdest, könntest du das Spiel gewinnen. Bestens weiter.
One day, Mochy🇯🇵 journalists asked who was his favorite backgammon player ✨🎲🎲✨ Mochy🇯🇵 answered without hesitation that it was Shiemann🇩🇪 When asked why Shiemann 🇩🇪 likes Mochy 🇯🇵 he answered very evasively: "You know, I watch his games before going to bed, because sleeping pills are very expensive💊"🤔😁😄😄😄
Not last week I had dinner at a Japanese restaurant, ordered Kobe beef🥩, hard-boiled eggs🥚 and a glass of wine🍷. Suddenly Mochy🇯🇵 came up to me, said hello👋 and said that I ordered exactly the same dishes🥩🥚🍷 I asked him, where was Shiemann 🇩🇪? Mochy🇯🇵 replied that Shiemann doesn't go to this restaurant🤫 I asked why? 🤔 Mochy 🇯🇵 replied that because he only likes liquid eggs🍳🤔😁😄😄😄🤫
One day Shiemann 🇩🇪 came to Mochy🇯🇵 and asked: "How do you accurately assess positions and determine who will win? 🤔 I graduated from higher mathematics courses, defended my thesis on statistics and still do not know how to determine the outcomes of matches so accurately! 🥸" . Mochy 🇯🇵 replied that before the match he tosses a coin and determines the winner by it🏆 On the next game day, Shiemann🇩🇪 crawled under the referee table for half an hour and looked for something🤔 It turned out that Mochy 🇯🇵 forgot to tell him that the coin should be thrown into his palm! 🤔😁😄😄😄✨🎲🎲✨
Friends, I was asked by Bernhard! It turns out that among the backgammon players of the world there are a lot of non-professional players (amateurs) from Germany🇩🇪, who are distracted from the game by my stories about one German fan of the game🇩🇪 in backgammon and professional backgammon player Mochy🇯🇵. I will try not to distract beginners and fans of playing backgammon from Germany🇩🇪 so that they do not worry, do not worry and experience mental suffering🤔😁🤫
Once Shiemann 🇩🇪 invited Mochy🇯🇵 to a German pub🍺 Well, we sat there for 3 hours⏰ Shiemann🇩🇪 all this time treated Mochy🇯🇵 to different varieties of German beer🍺. But now, Mochy🇯🇵 referred to urgent matters and left first🫡 Well, Shiemann 🇩🇪 sat in this pub a little more and went outside. Suddenly he sees Mochy🇯🇵 coming out of the supermarket opposite with bottles of Japanese beer 🍾🍾 in both hands. Suddenly, a German policeman🇩🇪 approached Mochy 🇯🇵, accused Mochy🇯🇵 of drunkenness and demanded to pass alcohol control with a breathalyzer🧑🏽✈️ What was the surprise of the German policeman when the device showed zero ppm 😲😮. "So are you sober?" asked the German police officer🇩🇪🤔 "Of course, Mr. Officer," Mochy replied, "I didn't even drink any beer😎," Mochy🇯🇵 replied, "I just bought Japanese beer🇯🇵 🍾🍾 at the supermarket, but I haven't drunk it yet."😎 Shiemann🇩🇪, who was watching this dialogue across the street, turned around and went home🏠 An hour later, the supermarket delivery service received an anonymous call ordering a box of Japanese beer🍾🍾🍾 at home🤔😁😄🤫
One day Mochy🇯🇵 after a match with Schwartz🇩🇪 went to a German pub🍻🇩🇪. There he ordered a prettel with ham and cheese 🍔 and a glass of ordinary water🚰. Suddenly, journalists came to the pub🍻📝, and began to ask Mochy🇯🇵 for an interview 🎙️for the newspaper 📰 🗞️ Mochy 🇯🇵 thought🤔 that they would not lag behind him so easily and agreed👌 But on the condition that he would answer only 3 questions👍 Journalists 📝 asked the first question: "Mr. Mochy🇯🇵, who did you play backgammon with today? ✨🎲🎲✨ "With Schwartz🇩🇪," Mochy replied 🇯🇵. Journalists📝 asked the second question: "Mr. Mochy🇯🇵, what is your opinion of Schwartz 🇩🇪 as a player? ✨🎲🎲✨ "Professional backgammon player ✨🎲🎲✨, at least he calls himself that," Mochy replied🇯🇵. "And the last third question, Mr. Mochy🇯🇵," the journalists said 📝: "Why, being in the pub 🍻, don't you order German beer🇩🇪🍺?" "Because I don't drink German beer🍺, like, for example, a backgammon player ✨🎲🎲✨ Shiemann 🇩🇪, - here he is, an amateur!" Replied Mochy🇯🇵, turned his back on the journalists📝 and started eating pretzel with ham and cheese 🍔. The next morning, all German newspapers📰🗞️ published an article on the front page with the headline: "Sensation! 📣Mochy🇯🇵 called Schwartz 🇩🇪 a professional✨🎲🎲✨, and Shiemann 🇩🇪 an amateur✨🎲🎲✨"🤔😁😄😂🤣🤫
One day Shiemann 🇩🇪 and Schwartz🇩🇪 asked Mochy🇯🇵 to come to his gaming table✨🎲🎲✨and judge which of them is playing more correctly at the beginning of the new game at the first move 6-3🎲🎲 Mochy 🇯🇵 looked carefully, the move made by Shiemann 🇩🇪 and said that it was wrong🤔, on the move made by Schwartz 🇩🇪 , Mochy🇯🇵 said the same thing. Both players: both Shiemann 🇩🇪 and Schwartz 🇩🇪 expressed bewilderment and called to the playing table of the coach of the German national team 🇩🇪 on backgammon ✨🎲🎲✨ Coach🇩🇪 offered a third option, how to make the first move when falling 6-3🎲🎲. Everyone looked at Mochy's reaction🇯🇵. "Wrongily,"🤔," he replied. "But, with such a loss of dice as 6-3🎲🎲 how to start the game correctly, Mr. Mochy🇯🇵?" the players asked🇩🇪. To which Mochy🇯🇵 thoughtfully replied🤔: "In backgammon ✨🎲🎲✨ it's right to start the game with fifteen chips for each player"🤔😁😄😂🤣
One day Shiemann 🇩🇪 decided to get married🤵💍. He gathered his four most beautiful fans for a meeting 👯♀️ and began to choose🤔 among them his bride👰♀️ He walked around them, examined them, communicated🤔: one fan is more beautiful than the other 👸, - he can't choose any of the four! 🤔 "What is it!" thought Shiemann 🇩🇪, "Choosing a bride is as difficult as playing a backgammon match ✨🎲🎲✨ against Mochy🇯🇵!" 🤔 And then Shiemann 🇩🇪 came up with the idea 💡 to consult with Mochy🇯🇵 He calls Japan🇯🇵 and says: "Mr. Mochy🇯🇵, I'm calling you on a confidential issue, I can't choose the right option..." Mochy🇯🇵 answers: "Well, if the question is confidential, you don't tell you the details. 🤔 Just answer my questions and I'll help you👍" "Thank you, Mr. Mochy🇯🇵, I'm ready!" Shiemann 🇩🇪 replied. "So how many options do you choose from?" asked Mochy 🇯🇵. "Of the four options..." answered Shiemann 🇩🇪 "Are these options equivalent?" asked Mochy🇯🇵 "Yes, they're about the same," Shiemann replied🇯🇵. "In that case, you need to choose "double," Mochy answered 🇯🇵 and ended the phone conversation📴📲🤔😁😄😂🤫
Keşke aliye zar atmayı öğretseydiniz maçtan önce. Ayrıca işine gelmediğinde zarları eksik veya farklı oynama amacını da anlamadım karşısında kimin oturduğundan haberi yok bu çakallıkları yemeyeceğini bilmiyor.
Friends, I was asked by Bernhard (BS Heroes✨🎲🎲✨)! It turns out that among the backgammon players of the world there are a lot of non-professional players (amateurs) from Germany🇩🇪, who are distracted from the game by my stories about one German fan of the game🇩🇪 in backgammon and professional backgammon player Mochy🇯🇵. I will try not to distract beginners and fans of playing backgammon from Germany🇩🇪 so that they do not worry, do not worry and experience mental suffering🤔😁🤫
I watch these games and see great skill, and then I also see really, really dumb moves as well, which baffles me.
DURUM 8 - 4 aleyhineyken oyun başında 2'ye katlamalıydınALİ. Aklında olsun rakibinin bitirmesine 1 puan kalmışken oyunun başında her zaman iki çekmelisin. Kaybedecek bir şey yok.
One day Shiemann 🇩🇪 decided to stop playing backgammon ✨🎲🎲✨ and do refereeing🗣️ The fans immediately became indignant: "How come! The leader of the German national team🇩🇪 is leaving!" Well, the journalists🎥📸✨ immediately came to Mochy🇯🇵, surrounded him and began to ask questions: "Mr. Mochy🇯🇵, do you know that Shiemann 🇩🇪 decided to become a sports judge in backgammon ✨🎲🎲✨ and will not play anymore?" Mochy 🇯🇵 replied, "It's the first time I hear 👂." Journalists asked: "Mr. Mochy🇯🇵, how do you assess this Shiemann 🇩🇪 decision?" Mochy🇯🇵 thought and replied🤔: "This is a very wise decision🤔Finally, the German national team🇩🇪 will get a real chance to take first place🥇🏆 in the World Team Championship🌎 backgammon ✨🎲🎲✨"🤔😁😄😂🤣🤫
Recently I was in Japan🇯🇵 I played backgammon competitions😁✨🎲🎲✨ After the end of the game day, I returned to the hotel and went to bed👌 Unexpectedly at 1 a.m. knock on the door🤔 I open, and there Mochy 🇯🇵 is🤔 I ask him: what did you want from me so late, to take lessons from me again? 😁 Mochy 💰 replies that he came to me with a request. He says, you know, Dreamcatcher, Shiemann is going to you by elevator to get an autograph. You don't have to open the door for him to wait under the door until the morning. It turned out that he had to play a match with Shiemann 🇩🇪 tomorrow😁😄✨🎲🎲✨
Friends, I'll tell you a secret! 🤫 Do you know why Terje Pederson🇳🇴 created a game server for playing backgammon "Heroes 3", ✨🎲🎲✨? After all, we are all playing on the game server "main Heroes server"✨🎲🎲✨🤔 The fact is that he plans to transfer the game profile of Shiemann 🇩🇪 and several dozen beginners and fans to a new server ✨🎲🎲✨. And on the "main Heroes server"✨🎲🎲✨ invite to play Mochy🇯🇵🤔😁😄😂🤣🤫
bu kadar dengesiz oynayan birini ilk defa gördüm (mochy) karşısında :)
I hate Mochy, he thinks a lot and chooses to play the wierdest way possible
There are actually people who thinks this is a skill game.
ROFL.